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  1. First rule of Robot Fight club on 400 Battle Bots Fight, Toss Enemies At RoboGames Competition · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is we don't talk about robot fight club. The Second rule is ...

    *pulls out a flash card*

    Oh, ah no smoking.

  2. The Biggest Danger on British Court Rules Against Blogger Anonymity · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm of two minds about this.

    Firstly I think the cop did act in an unprofessional manner by airing opinions about cases that should only have been brought up in court. IANAL, but I wouldn't be surprised if some lawyer tried to use this blog as a way of getting their client reduced/dismissed charges.

    Secondly, this is going to harm whistleblowers in the future. People are going to be less likely to air their thoughts and opinions if they have think its' going to be traced back to them.

    We live in an age of spin. And that means controling the message. Whistle blowing bloggers are a loose cannon and have to be stopped at all costs. That means tracking them down, and bringing what ever pressure you can bear to make them shut and sit down. The Times has now justified any future partisan journalist's attempts to discredit whistle blowers.

  3. Yes but... on Were Neanderthals Devoured By Humans? · · Score: 1

    Did our ancestors serve the neanderthals with Chianti and some Fava beams?

  4. Re:Porky Pig tried this once. on Texas Makes Zombie Fire Ants · · Score: 1

    Maybe you're thinking of this episode. A dime to retire.

    Where Porky finds a motel that charges 10c a night. Alas Daffy the motel manager releases a mouse and charges $50 to release a cat. Then $50 for a dog and so on untill Daffy brings the mouse back to get rid of the elephant.

    Can't find the episode on youtube but saw it a few months ago and it was still hilarious.

  5. Re:The CSIRO would disagree with you on Texas Makes Zombie Fire Ants · · Score: 1

    Damn I wish I had mod points

  6. Re:Great on Hadrosaur Proteins Sequenced · · Score: 2, Funny

    Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
    All the dinosaurs are running wild
    Someone shut the fence off in the rain
    I admit it's kinda eerie
    But this proves my chaos theory
    And I don't think I'll be coming back again
    On no

  7. I shall point at them and say on US Trustee Asks To Send SCO Into Chapter 7 · · Score: 1
  8. Re:USA-style solution: on UK Government To Monitor All Internet Use · · Score: 1

    A revolution today would be fought on the internet mainly

    My god, 4chan is full of patriots.

  9. Yeah sure. on Angry Villagers Run Google Out of Town · · Score: 1

    They say they don't want to be targeted by burglars. But I've seen plenty of movies about small English villiages. I've seen the alarming homicide statistics.

    Clearly these people have something hide. If they didn't they wouldn't have been so concerned about the Google camera.

    I demand that the home office immeadiately send the Army in to round up the lot of these devil worshiping, pedophile, terrorists.

  10. And in summation on Harvard Law's Nesson Says P2P Is "Fair Use" · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would like to say that Chebacca is a Wookie. Wookie are not from Endor, they're from Kashyyyk.

    This does not make sense. What are Wookies doing on Endor? Why would an eight foot tall Wookie want to live with two foot tall Ewoks?

    What does this have to do with digital piracy? Nothing. If this does not make sense then you must aquit.

    Thank you ladies and gentlemen of the jury.

  11. Great!! on Honda Develops Brain Interface For Robot Control · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now I have to learn to think in Japanese as well as Russian.

  12. Re:They need to pay. on PRS Demands License Fee To Play Music To Horses · · Score: 1

    I think there's been enough horsing around on this issue.

  13. Re:When the stars are once again right: on 95M-Year-Old Octopus Fossils Discovered · · Score: 1

    Ah, you speak Esperanto too!

  14. Re:Happiness is Mandatory! on Wikileaks Pages Added To Australian Internet Blacklist · · Score: 1

    The Internet is your friend.

  15. I'd watch it on Could Fuller Take Trek Back To TV? · · Score: 1

    But only if the show's main character is a mild mannered pie maker on the Enterprise. And his childhood sweetheart was a red shirt sent on an away mission... well you know what happens next.

    Of course if this was on the enterprise the sweetheart would probably be promoted to nurse and seduced by Kirk. Which would mean she would end up dead anyway. So no big change in the basic premise.

  16. And in related news on Burger King Releases Burger-scented Men's Body Spray · · Score: 1

    Bear attacks and cannibalism is up 500%. Scientists at Burger King say that there is no direct correlation.

  17. He should join Def Lepard on Guitarist Hopes To Play Again With The Help of Bionic Hand · · Score: 1

    Because the drummer in Def Lepard has only got one arm.

    The drummer in Def Lepard has only got one arm

    The drummer in Def Lepard has only got one arm

    The drummer in Def Lepard has only got one arm

  18. First the Bees on Acorns Disappear Across the Country · · Score: 1

    And now the Squirrels? Holy crap Doctor, where are you when we need you?

  19. Don't worry on Ethical Killing Machines · · Score: 1

    There's an easy way to stop them. What you have to realize is that all of the Army's kill-bot have a preset kill limit.

    All we have to do is throw way after wave of our men at them and they'll automatically shut down.

  20. Re:Fireballs better than piddly shooting stars. on Object Lights Night Sky Across Canadian Prairies · · Score: 1

    If you had lived in London, England, then I would have said it was another damn Christmass invasion.

    But as you're in Canada I'd say it's just a Soviet Nuclear sat, spreading radioactive joy over the Great White North.

  21. Re:Mutually exclusive? on US Army To Push X-Files Tech Development · · Score: 5, Funny

    How can a virtual photorealistic soldier also be self-aware?

    Please state the nature of your battlefield emergency.

  22. Spock on First Official Photos From New Star Trek Movie · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't get over the fact that Zachary Quinto (Sylar) from Heroes is Spock. I keep expecting that the plot will be about a bunch of scalped corpses being found all over the Enterprise.

  23. Turing Test on Now Google's CAPTCHA Is Broken · · Score: 1

    What with all the effort these spammers have put into cracking what is essentially a Turning test; it's only a matter of time before these programs become self-aware.

    Hopefully in the manner of all good science fiction these programs will immediately turn on their creators and attempt to annihilate them.

  24. Re:HARRRRRR on Google's Floating Datahaven · · Score: 1

    With apologies to Monty Python. It's fun to charter a programmer And sail the wide C++ To chart, explore the data havens offshore and skirt the shoals of IT

  25. Bah Luxury on Workings of Ancient Calculating Device Deciphered · · Score: 1

    Why back in my day we could't afford anything so fancy as fingers and toes. No We had to use Henges to calculate our maths.

    Every morning I had to get up and trudge 200 mile through snow to get a 20 ton piece of rock and then drag it all the way down to Salisbury just to do me multiplication table.