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  1. Re:Obviously... on Data-Sifting For Timely Intelligence Still an Elusive Goal · · Score: 1

    Fucking philosophy majors.

  2. Re:Thats a lot of tea... on The World's First Osmotic Power Plant · · Score: 1

    But it can also take you anywhere in the universe. Personally I think they're getting their value for money.

  3. Re:RealClimate has a big reply on this on Climatic Research Unit Hacked, Files Leaked · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Your argument reminds me of the joke about the economist in the plane.

    An economist is in a plane high above the pacific when the engines explode and it begins to plummet into the ocean. Everyone starts screaming and running around the aircraft in a panic. But not the economist, he just sits there calmly, watching the water grow bigger in his window.

    After a few seconds one of the stewardesses notices and asks him.

    "Aren't you afraid?"

    "Of course not," he replies. "I'll survive."

    "Really," the young woman says. "How?"

    "Well," the old sage answers. "The demand for parachutes has just jumped. All I have to do is wait for some entrepreneur to open up a parachute shop and we'll all be saved."

  4. Re:Biased much? on Accountability of the Scientific Stimulus Funding · · Score: 1

    It's hilarious to watch loons like you writhe about in abject terror over the coming End of America.

    Given the millennial sentiments in the States, you'd think they'd welcome Obama as the first step towards the rapture.

  5. Re:You're playing their game on Become Your Own Heir After Being Frozen · · Score: 1

    That's why I'm investing in gold pressed latinum

  6. Re:Also foreign language learning. . . on Comic Books Improve Early Childhood Literacy · · Score: 1

    damn I wish I had mod points

  7. Re:Buy land in Etiopia now on Volcanic Activity May Split Africa In Two · · Score: 1

    Too late. Lex corp are already building the condos and retirement homes.

    On another note I never understood that movie. Lex's business plan seemed to be to kill all the people who would be interested in buying beach front property.

  8. Re:As Long As It's Just Latvia on Possible Meteorite Leaves a Crater In Latvia · · Score: 2, Informative

    Why the fuck is this marked insightful? Don't you kids read comics anymore?

    And another thing get the hell off my lawn.

  9. Re:Smoking crater on Possible Meteorite Leaves a Crater In Latvia · · Score: 1

    Bah the chances of that happening are a million to one. Or so he said.

  10. I don't know... on NVIDIA Targeting Real-Time Cloud Rendering · · Score: 1

    The last thing I want to see why I'm playing a FPS is buffering.... 32%

  11. Alas its' first words were... on Robot Controlled By Human Brain Cells · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ex-TeR-MiN-AtE! Ex-TeR-MiN-AtE!

  12. Re:Captain Obvious on For Some Medical Workers, a Flu Shot Or Possible Job Loss · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So you're planning on living in a bubble? No? Living in your casino's hotel room with Kleenex boxes on your feet? No? then just how do you plan on avoiding the flu?

    In an ideal world your advice would work, but we don't live in an ideal world. People forget to wash their hands, or don't do it properly. They pick their noses cause it's fun. They'll paw your keyboard and mice because they just want to check their facebook and don't feel like tromping five feet to their own machine.

    Stop pair programming? Huh, yeah sure you're PHB isn't going to tell you to man up and get on with it, is he now? Some magazine told him that it would increase productivity. If it's the choice between your sniffles and productivity, well you're gonna be sneezing a lot.

    Keep sick people at home. That's a fantastic idea. You absolutely have my 150% unqualified support. Unfortunately sick people are still going to show up for work. It could be because they don't get sick leave. Or they don't think their flu is that bad. Or they've blown all their sick leave on guild raids. Or they're suffering under some messed up Calvinist work ethic that would drag their corpse into work if they could figure out some way of getting their dead limbs to work.

    As for the rest of your anti-vac rant; where's your f@$#ing evidence? I'm sick of anti-vac propaganda that pulls suspicions and hysteria from its' arse and expects me to swallow it without thinking.

    I'll be sticking to my annual flu shots thank you very much. And you can keep your vunerable immune system in your damn biohazard suit.

  13. Britain on Ministry of Defense's "How To Stop Leaks" Document Is Leaked · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now with 50% more irony.

  14. Re:Is our economy so bad... on Dinosaur Auction In Las Vegas · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The real tragedy is that most of these fossils probably came from private digs. Like archeology, paleontology relies on context. The location where it was found, it's position in the geological strata, other fossils found with it. All these factors can enrich our understanding of these species.

    All that information has been lost forever now. Just so some sad sack can own a little piece of eternity.

  15. Re:Less Lethal... on A Tour of Taser HQ · · Score: 1

    I would also point out that a person can still die if they're shot in the leg/arm/hand. All you need to do is hit a major artery/vein and they'll bleed out before the amublance arrives.

  16. Re:Perfect! on Exoskeletons For Rent In Japan · · Score: 1

    Now all we need is Sigourney Weaver and we'll have all the protection we need when the aliens come back!

    Keep away from her you bitch!

  17. Re:What about their business plan? on British Company Takes Lead To Stop Asteroids · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nice planet you've got here.....

    Be a shame if something happened to it.

  18. Re:Energy intensive industry and wind power on US Navy Tries To Turn Seawater Into Jet Fuel · · Score: 1

    The other downside being all the fighter jets that keep crashing into the wind turbines they built on the flight deck.

  19. Re:And nothing of value got lost? on Nearby, Recent Interplanetary Collision Inferred · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not the civilization per se. Just the infant son of the leading scientist who tried to warn them of the impact.

    My calculation predict that he'll land somewhere in Kansas.

  20. Re:Sadly... on Playing a First-Person Shooter Using Real Guns · · Score: 2, Funny

    Forget the shovel I want a cricket bat

  21. Re:Bingo on A Hypothesis On Segway Hate · · Score: 1

    Also it's just a pogo stick with wheels.

  22. How skynet started on DARPA Builds Smarter Version of Microsoft's Clippy · · Score: 1

    You appear to be trying to exterminate the human race. Would you like to:

    Launch all missile at Russia, starting a nuclear war

    Build the ultimate killing machine with a speech impediment.

  23. Re:Science, lol? on Of Science and Choice In Online Dating · · Score: 1

    like long walks on the beach

    For the vast majority on dating sites this would only be true if there was sand between their couch and the fridge.

  24. Re:I found the perfect site on Of Science and Choice In Online Dating · · Score: 1

    The flaw in arranged marriages is that your life partner is someone whom your parents think will be good for you.

  25. Cthulu? on Galactic Origin For 62M-Year Extinction Cycle? · · Score: 1

    Maybe it wasn't radiation that killed off all those critters. Maybe the stars were just right.