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  1. Re:aspergers on Malware Honeypot Projects Merge · · Score: -1, Redundant

    He made a remark about Aspergers which is related to autism and I was doing a Rainman quote.... nevermind.

  2. Re:aspergers on Malware Honeypot Projects Merge · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I get my boxer shorts at K-Mart in Cincinatti. Gotta get my boxer shorts at K-Mart.

  3. responsible design on MySpace To Be Made Safer For Users · · Score: 1, Funny

    You know what pisses me off? Sites like myspace and stumbleupon that let users hotlink every image on your pr0n site, most often without citing the source. Bandwidth is expensive and this type of crap can push me into the red. It should be illegal.

  4. Re:Eh? on A 1.2 Petabyte Hard Drive? · · Score: 1
    Didn't you read the article?

    You must be new here.

  5. doesn't work that way on Google Acquires Measure Map · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In case you're not kidding: When Google decided to become a publicly traded company, their legal purpose became to maximize shareholder wealth. Therefore, a tanking share price is skin off of their noses. By their, I mean the people on the Google Campus as well as the many shareholders who raised money for Google. And all of the things they give away for free at the least helps their brand which helps their search engine's popularity which helps their ability to acquire information from the internet and its users' behavior which finally helps their brokerage business which is their moneymaker. Google Earth was not designed for the purpose of being a cool toy to hand out out of altruism, as cool as it and Google's other services may be.

  6. Who's less worse? on OSx86 Cracked Again · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This article is a little hard on Apple. I've never been hired to clean out an Apple clogged with malware or viruses, meanwhile MS is my moneymaker. Pound for pound, wouldn't you agree that Apple has one way or another done a much better job in security in general? Even taking into account that MS is somehow a bigger target?

  7. Re:Thank you Big Brother on Chinese Claim Internet Censorship Modeled on West · · Score: 1
    Why should it be anyone's job? The only thing I regret about having been exposed to all the porn I wanted since I was 11 (now 25) is that once upon a time the SI Swimsuit Issue got me a woody and now I need some weird-ass porn to get by. But I've got gnutella so that's taken care of, and I'm good at talking girls into things -- girls who by the way are more anally curious in general than we give them credit for. If anything, porn has given me personal growth in discovering the true fetishes and perversions of my subconscious mind. Knowledge is power. Anybody with me on this?

    Parenthetically, those Germans really "embraced and extended" the Japanese fetish Bukkake. If you've searched for that you know what I'm talkin' 'bout, ain't that right.

  8. show me the money on Yahoo! Releases OSS Ajax and Design Tools · · Score: 3, Insightful

    With google's toys they all have mass appeal and drive traffic to the site, ultimately helping google's brokerage. This, while nice for some of us, doesn't. Why would Yahoo bother?

  9. voice recognition on IM On Mobile Phones · · Score: 1

    Are these phones powerful enough yet to run voice recognition software yet? I know there are some phones that let you say "call Mom" but I'm talking a full setup that allows you to train your phone to handle speech. Typing on these is a bitch, especially for IMs. How 'bout it, Science?

  10. terminal velocity on Einstein's Theory Improved? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I would like to know a formula for [roughly] calculating the terminal velocity an object will run into with the force of gravity. Because this has a lot to do with the aerodynamics of the object and not just its exposed surface area and mass I bet it'd be pretty tricky, but what about a simplified version. Anyone?

  11. What about heat saving? on Mobile Processor Showdown · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Am I the only one running into relatively new laptops that overheat? I shouldn't have to keep the bottom elevated on a hard surface to keep from crashes.

  12. Gotta hand it to these guys on Phishing Site Using Valid SSL Certificates · · Score: 2, Funny
    I am very impressed that in spite of all the money there is to be made and all the money that gets lost as a result of loose security, and all the time that has passed for people to cash in on this huge demand for iron clad software, that the AOHellers out there keep coming up with ways to steal cards by getting around new deterrents. I mean, great security is something credit card companies and online services have been marketing themselves upon, spending lots of cash-money for these campaigns... they might as well come through with security a la openbsd.

    To add to this craziness, the culprits behind these accomplishments, in this case certificate hacking of all things, are brilliant enough to get ultra-high paying jobs and hire a nude secretary. With this new age of cyber-terrorism threats, I gotta side with the pro-hacker mantras claiming that they help the world by exposing threats with mostly benign things like pbrushing a hitler mustache on Bush before the real bad guys, the ones who have similar high levels of expertise [though in bombs], figure out the holes. High five, 31337-speakers.

  13. slashcode feature suggestion on A Bathroom That Cleans Itself · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Great, another discovery/breakthrough that won't affect us in the forseeable future. For many years slashdot has featured vaporbreakthroughs, some of which have to had made their way to consumers. What I'd like to see is a segment of slashdot devoted to these breakthroughs with tracking them with updates on whether or not we've got the 45 micron chip on the market or the space elevator up or did the Japs finish their supersonic jet yet. Otherwise these stories are food for thought that vaporize.

  14. missing the target on Smartbomb · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Given that gamers are too busy gaming to read, who's gonna buy this??

  15. Go OS for quality on ActiveState Returns to Open Source Roots · · Score: 1

    It's great that businesses (and organizations alike) can harness the brainpower of brilliant hobbyists to improve their product for free simply by going open source. I cannot think of any industry in which anything like this is so.

  16. Re:Hack? on Using Barges to Fight Global Warming · · Score: 1

    Yes there will always be something better to spend money on with pie in the sky stuff like this, but there's something about mankind that has this wild imagination. As long as we have that, we'll at least talk about o-zone barges and space elevators.

  17. Re:This is going to change the future... on New High Speed Wireless Chipset from IBM · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of porn, actually.
    You must be new here.

  18. The FCC's performance on New High Speed Wireless Chipset from IBM · · Score: 0, Troll

    Being a Howard Stern fan, I've been raised as a soldier in the anti-FCC jihad. But washing mouths with soap is only one of many things they do. As this article raises performance and range licensing relationships, how good a job would you say the FCC has done in frequency management?

  19. BitTorrent's image on BitTorrent and End to End Encryption · · Score: 1

    BitTorrent's saving grace is its popular use for legal activities. It had a strong Good Thing quotient. Toss in encryption and you lose that "plausable deniability" veneer that the program is not intended for shady use. People on the outside take a What do you have to hide? response to encryption. If BT's image changes like this, it'll only lead to more throttling and blocking.

  20. 24 on Toshiba to Pay $5.4 Billion for Westinghouse · · Score: 4, Funny

    How can we developing more nuclear technology without securing the manual override from our defense contractors? Am I the only one watching these 24 Monday Marathons???

  21. apt-proxy on Linux Patch Management · · Score: 2, Informative

    For those of you running Debian networks with a lot of boxes, you can use apt-proxy to apt-update/upgrade and patch all the machines through one download.

  22. Ruby on Beyond Java · · Score: 1

    I see this book touches on Ruby a handful of times, but for a beginner who knows a dash of html and php, could someone recommend a Ruby on Rails book for total beginners? ... or should I stick with php :)

  23. human vs computer on New Honda Accord Drives Itself · · Score: 1

    This has more to do with auto safety in general, but I think it was a Times story in which I read that a trained, unpanicked foot can outperform antilock breaks. The average person, however, much different story of course. I, Robot is correct in predicting that Will Smith can engage a manual override.

  24. What about the right to fire? on Fired from an IP Law Firm for Anti-DRM Views? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We're running out of legal reasons to fire someone. Put yourself in the shoes of the firm. What do you have to gain by having an employee not be a team player to do and think in a way that meshes with what the firm's business partners' and patrons' weapon of choice to fight piracy? A liability. And where the hell do Constitutional issues come from in the article? I don't see any federal governments firing employees.

  25. cost benefit on Microsoft Won't Offer Patch Before Worm Strikes? · · Score: -1, Troll

    Perhaps MS deemed this virus to be less heavy a threat to computers insofar as what bad publicity it would generate from actual damage to computers as it would if they deviated from their security protocols, perhaps looking desperate to get their shit together?