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Microsoft Won't Offer Patch Before Worm Strikes?

techmuse writes "According to an article in Information Week, Microsoft is aware that the 'Kama Sutra/Blackworm/MyWife' worm will hit on Friday, overwriting office documents, but will not release a patch until its regular monthly patch release on February 14th. Unless, that is, you subscribe to one of Microsoft's pay security services, in which case your machine will have the worm removed in advance." From the article: "The blog offered no explanation why the tool wouldn't be updated earlier, nor did Microsoft immediately respond to questions. Each month, Microsoft pushes a revised tool to Windows users who have Automatic Update enabled for Windows Update or Microsoft Update. The Redmond, Wash.-based company has released the Malicious Software Removal Tool off-schedule once before, in August 2005, shortly after the Zotob worm began striking Windows 2000 systems."

274 comments

  1. All should not be lost... by DaHat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So Microsoft wont help out the unwashed masses with an early patch... what about the anti-virus publishers? Can they detect and remove the worm?

    1. Re:All should not be lost... by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      You can only check and kill it if you have AV installed.

      Of course, the FBI could automatically do something about this, or if figures be believed, $SYS$Sony could deal with it.

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    2. Re:All should not be lost... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Just FYI...
      Microsoft is not distributing the patch out of cycle because it is not a vulnerability, it is a mass mailing worm. It has been categorized as low risk. The "unwashed masses" can get the removal tool from

      http://www.microsoft.com/security/encyclopedia/det ails.aspx?name=Win32%2FMywife

    3. Re:All should not be lost... by BkBen7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or maybe they should sue their brain for non-support after being told hundreds upon hundreds of times.

      Attachments from unknown people? Delete!

      Scan Attachments before clicking!

      Ask sender if they meant to send attachment!



      Microsoft has no responsibility to cover a users idiocy.


      Ok, bring the bad karma.

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    4. Re:All should not be lost... by DaHat · · Score: 5, Informative

      No... worm specific removal tools exist and can be freely downloaded from Symantec and others... no need for AV software to be installed or running.

    5. Re:All should not be lost... by ff0000 · · Score: 1

      Removal tools.... Users just love making me use those. Now if only it were a prevention tool....

    6. Re:All should not be lost... by ShamusYoung · · Score: 5, Insightful
      How hard is it to not run software mailed to you by a stranger? If I mailed you a syringe labeled "everlasting life", would you jam it in your arm and shoot it? No? Did I mention it's FREE and that you are our LUCKY WINNAR? Cuz you are.

      What we really need is for MS to release a patch to repair the stupid and irresponsible users out there. Why haven't they fixed this obvious security loophole?

      The problem with these viruses is that they do not kill the victims. If they did, then at least we could look forward to the point when Darwinisim fixed the problem for us. :)

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    7. Re:All should not be lost... by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How hard is it to not run software mailed to you by a stranger?

      Not hard.

      How hard is it to not run software mailed to you from a (forged) sender you do know?

      Apparantly much harder.

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    8. Re:All should not be lost... by michrech · · Score: 1

      Attachments from unknown people? Delete!

      You aren't the first person I've seen state this, but reading through I haven't seen anyone mention what I'm about to say either.

      Some of these mass mailing pieces of crap use the address of the host they have infested to do their mailing. I don't know how many times I've had to tell my mother "Did you expect to receive the attachment from the person who sent it? No? Don't you think you should email/call them first to make sure they sent it?".

      I don't think it's user stupidity in the least to open up an attachment from a friend/family member. That's what these low-life "virus" creators are banking on.

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    9. Re:All should not be lost... by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      it is exactly as easy, just don't do it

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    10. Re:All should not be lost... by PCCybertek · · Score: 1

      The problem with these viruses is that they do not kill the victims. If they did, then at least we could look forward to the point when Darwinisim fixed the problem for us. :) ahahahah there is some truth to that. It's because there are so many stupid people out there that run this stuff in the first place that keeps these attacks so popular. Hey I would like to blame microsoft too, but if people didn't keep falling for this stuff there would be a lot less of them (imo) and they sure wouldn't spread like they do.

    11. Re:All should not be lost... by LurkerXXX · · Score: 5, Insightful
      It shouldn't be, but apparently it is. People keep coming to me after they've trashed their systems. I ask way they opened an unknown attachment and they always say the same thing "But it was from my co-worker/friend/family member X. They wouldn't send me anything bad!". That's after I've told them literally dozens of times that modern viruses spoof the name of the sender and that person X's machine may be infected, or someone who has both person X and them in their address book may be infected. Don't ever open any attachment unless you know what it is. If your not sure what it is it only takes 2 seconds to hit the reply button and ask "What's this".... It never sinks in. Even after the "I love you" virus, etc. They just can't be educated.

      And no, I don't think that moving to *nix is the answer either. I've had users follow instructions included with an email virus to type in a password required to unzip the payload, then run it. Those users will certainly be willing to type in "rm *" or whatever instructions come along with a virus. Their user files, the only thing of value on the machine, are toast either way. These are the same folks that will never back up their data either, so they really are toast.

    12. Re:All should not be lost... by gregmark · · Score: 1

      Agreed that users exhibit great stupidity when they open unknown attachments.

      But your syringe analogy is one of the worst I have heard. Nobody would jam *ANYTHING* into their arm under circumstances not firmly categorized as life or death. It's not that simple. [Would you want the U.S. to ignore a conversation beteen Osama Bin Laden and Howard Dean? Then support warrantless wiretaps!] Such simplicities preempt critical thinking and preclude the development of effective solutions. In this case, educating the public about the ever-changing nature of email viruses is required.

      However, when an email is opened and a) the "From" address is somebody you know and b) the attachment is named "Family_Photos.zip"... grandmas and grandmas everywhere are likely to open it. And not because they would also stick a needle in their arm labelled "Family_Photos.Vaccine".

    13. Re:All should not be lost... by BkBen7 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, thats what my third suggestion is for.

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    14. Re:All should not be lost... by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Interesting
      How hard is it to not run software mailed to you by a stranger? If I mailed you a syringe labeled "everlasting life", would you jam it in your arm and shoot it? No? Did I mention it's FREE and that you are our LUCKY WINNAR? Cuz you are.

      What we really need is for MS to release a patch to repair the stupid and irresponsible users out there. Why haven't they fixed this obvious security loophole?

      Well, experience has told us that not all of these Microsoft vulnerabilities have anything to do with 'stupid and irresponsible' users.

      Thanks to Microsoft, there's so many viruses that don't even require user intervention; some products will simply decide that it should both hide the extension and automatically run it for you.

      I don't know the specifics of this worm, but times have come a long way from where you'd have to click on at attachment, select save, and then run. Nowadays the infection can happen automatically, instantly, and completely unobserved -- all because Microsoft figures it should automatically execute anything that looks executable (or that you're not really mature enough to see the extension of this file, so it looks like a JPG, or just simply because it's fun.)

      I think it's far more irresponsible of Microsoft to effectively say "Well, between now and when we release the patch, you could lose all of your data. But if you've paid extra, you can have the patch now."

      Time was when someone would send you an e-mail warning you that should shouldn't even click on an attachment since it could be a virus, you would politely tell them it was impossible. Nowadays, that's simply not true any more.

      I think blaming the users 100% for this is absurd.
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    15. Re:All should not be lost... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What we really need is for MS to release a patch to repair the stupid and irresponsible users out there. Why haven't they fixed this obvious security loophole?

      Be careful what you wish for!

    16. Re:All should not be lost... by Ravatar · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but if *anyone* sends me an executable without a thorough explanation as to why they sent it and what it's for, I'd be out of my mind to open it and so would you.

    17. Re:All should not be lost... by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      It's called lunch. Deal with it.

    18. Re:All should not be lost... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So I guess what you are saying is that you are at fault for their behavior because you constantly fixing their screw-ups... for free at that... even though you've told them over and over to behave responsibly.

      Personally I'm glad the action by this worm is to fsck up the most common user data files on the PC. If only it would wipe out all their mail, their address book and disable the web browser it'd be even better.

      Nothing teaches people to think before they act like getting burned bad a couple of times and paying real hard earned $ to have someone fix their shit only to learn that most of their data was lost forever.

    19. Re:All should not be lost... by SoulMaster · · Score: 1

      Presonally, I think that this is exactly the reason that Linux is more secure... The people who run Linux are less likely to be uneducated-mass users, because, let's face it, Windows XP is easy as all hell to use.

      Once there is a migration of the loser-users to Linux, the hackers out there will be exploiting thier stupidity on that platform too. The one nice thing though, is that the Linux community would release the patch before the payloads delivered.

      My 2 Cents.

    20. Re:All should not be lost... by diersing · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Do you run Windows? Did you comment with a straight face?

    21. Re:All should not be lost... by eneville · · Score: 1

      Well, two things I feel;

      Use a different emailer, it's no so hard to use Moz Thunderbird, mutt or Sylpheed.

      I bet clamav will be saving mail to /dev/null shortly.

    22. Re:All should not be lost... by gcatullus · · Score: 1

      I have actually had the message sink in to some people by saying do NOT under any circumstances open anything from anyone unless you call them in person and ask what the file is. of course I back this up I back this up by telling them that if they don't verify everything, then their computer will start hosting kiddie porn, and the only way I will be able to fix it again would be to reinstall windows.

    23. Re:All should not be lost... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What we really need is for MS to release a patch to repair the stupid and irresponsible users out there. Why haven't they fixed this obvious security loophole?

      Because then the majority of this new wave of enlightened people would be switching to a different OS :)

    24. Re:All should not be lost... by elrond2003 · · Score: 2, Funny

      There is a 99.99% effective prevention tool, it's a LINUX disto installation diskset. Comes in 100's of flavors to suit your preferences.

    25. Re:All should not be lost... by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a good idea for the next windows worm.

      Hey, guys, you gotta check out this new windows theme. It makes your desktop look really cool. To get it working do the following steps:

      1. First, send a copy of this email to all of your friends (it won't work unless you do this first).

      2.

      Sounds like the old Amish virus joke. Soon enough it will be real...

    26. Re:All should not be lost... by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      How hard is it to not run software mailed to you by a stranger?

      Harder than you think. Ever installed the XP Pro, pre SP1? It'll get pwn3d within 10 minutes, maybe even less. You'll have stuff on your hard drive you never expected to be there.

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    27. Re:All should not be lost... by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      I wonder how many affected machines were infected via the WMF exploit, were patched to fix the WMF exploit, but now have its effects sitting on their hard drives waiting for Friday.

      Ah, Windows. It's amazing the American economy has come to rely on something so unreliable.

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    28. Re:All should not be lost... by black_rock · · Score: 1

      Did you see Linux/FOSS/etc mentioned anywhere in the post because I sure didn't. So please keep your jokes to yourself if they are: a) offtopic b) done to death c) boring to begin with Your's seem be every one of these although one would have sufficed. It's defendable by stating that it's a (lame) attempt of meta-humour. If that's the case I appologise for my rant.

    29. Re:All should not be lost... by operagost · · Score: 1

      Heh heh. Now, if you'd mentioned C14L15, I would have gone for it!

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    30. Re:All should not be lost... by Firehed · · Score: 1
      If it were as simple as making sure people could spell "Administrator" before running as one, you think it would have been implemented already. Regarding the Darwinism bit, though, we simply need more aggressive viruses... ones that cause hardware failure and feed off of NICs. It's eDarwinism!

      Still, with moves like this, it sure doesn't leave me wondering why people question the motives behind Bill's huge charity donations. I've said since I first heard of him doing so that it was PR, and treating your customers like this absolutely confirms it for me.

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    31. Re:All should not be lost... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... after you bail them out of jail.

    32. Re:All should not be lost... by dunng808 · · Score: 1

      Lately I've been getting the feeling that Microsoft has assigned a band of freshmen the job of defending their products in forums such as Slashdot. Just because the original story failed to mention FOSS does not make it off limits. Attacking someone's valid point of view actually makes Windows look bad ("See, those Windows guys are mean!") Ending with an apology does not make what came before acceptable, and smells of adolescent thinking.

      As a matter of fact, bringing up the idea of abandoning Windows in favor of Linux as a better alternative to patching Windows is old hat around here. I have done just that, except I went with FreeBSD amd Gnome. Now I laugh a lot more.

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    33. Re:All should not be lost... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1

      How hard is it to not run software mailed to you by a stranger?

      How hard would it be for my operating system to provide a sandbox, so I can run software mailed to me by strangers safely?

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    34. Re:All should not be lost... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes I do and yes I did.

    35. Re:All should not be lost... by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      How hard would it be for my operating system to provide a sandbox, so I can run software mailed to me by strangers safely?

      It does, to a degree. Use "Run As" to execute the attachment in a dedicated Limited User account.

    36. Re:All should not be lost... by drsmithy · · Score: 1, Informative
      I don't know the specifics of this worm, but times have come a long way from where you'd have to click on at attachment, select save, and then run. Nowadays the infection can happen automatically, instantly, and completely unobserved -- all because Microsoft figures it should automatically execute anything that looks executable (or that you're not really mature enough to see the extension of this file, so it looks like a JPG, or just simply because it's fun.)

      You seem to have that arse about face. It's been getting steadily harder and harder, with every patch and revision, to run executable content directly from an email client.

      Not that any version of Outlook has - by design - ever automatically executed attachments.

      Time was when someone would send you an e-mail warning you that should shouldn't even click on an attachment since it could be a virus, you would politely tell them it was impossible. Nowadays, that's simply not true any more.

      It's always been possible for an attachment to be a virus. Certain Windows email clients make it *marginally* easier for such code to be executed, that's it.

    37. Re:All should not be lost... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and this was marked insightful?

      If the recipient opens the file, the malware sends itself to all the contacts that are contained in the system's address book.

      Now, How hard is it to not run software mailed to you by a stranger?

      Moron!

    38. Re:All should not be lost... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1

      Use "Run As" to execute the attachment in a dedicated Limited User account

      Kids, don't try this at home.

      This suggestion is not even vaguely a sandbox environment, and would be an extremely risky use of a Limited User account. A sandbox needs to be something like a chroot jail or a VM.

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    39. Re:All should not be lost... by Peeteriz · · Score: 1

      Unknown people, sure, thats okay, and policy of auto-scanning (not by user, but by server) all attachments is neccesary.

      But 'ask sender if they meant to send attachment' - come on, you are speaking as if attachments are some exceptional thing.

      Here where I work, nearly half of the mails are with attachments, all documents get e-mailed around. And no, shared folders or things like that aren't possible, since these things don't work when you are communicating with people in other companies, other countries. Webservers- maybe, as soon as you get a two-click two-second way to put the document to the proper place with the proper permissions and add to the e-mail the proper link.

        And since we do send sometimes funny pics and movies to coworkers, then if this came with a spoofed address of someone I know, then yes, I likely would open the attachment. Well, I would think twice about an executable, but not for other filetypes.

    40. Re:All should not be lost... by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      What we really need is for MS to release a patch to repair the stupid and irresponsible users out there. Why haven't they fixed this obvious security loophole?

      Because intelligent and considerate users would ditch Windows and install Linux or OSX.

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    41. Re:All should not be lost... by cahrichak · · Score: 1

      lol nice... always remember, when in doubt: "error exists between keyboard and chair" :-P

  2. Prior art for this MS business plan. by Ph33r+th3+g(O)at · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nice Windows machine you've got there. Wouldn't want anything to, um, happen to it. You need insurance, and we happen to sell insurance. Capiche?

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    1. Re:Prior art for this MS business plan. by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Personal and Business users are effectively crack addicts. Now they want the dealer who got them hooked to help out.

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    2. Re:Prior art for this MS business plan. by HankB · · Score: 5, Informative
      The last line in TFA is
      Both the company's free online security service, Windows Live Safety, and its in-beta OneCare Live software, however, will disinfect compromised computers, Microsoft said.


      This includes the URLS http://beta.windowsonecare.com/ and http://safety.live.com/site/en-US/default.htm

      I'm guessing that's free as in beer. I like to bash Microsoft at least as much as the next guy, but I think they've provided a free solution for this one.

      -hank
    3. Re:Prior art for this MS business plan. by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's nice, but it still doesn't address the primary issue: If MS has a patch that they know works, they should release it. Period. There is no reason to have to pay to avoid the hassle of going to their sites to get the worm cleaned (and letting it do it's initial damage in the process).

    4. Re:Prior art for this MS business plan. by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps its a FireFox only problem, but....

      http://safety.live.com/site/en-US/default.htm?jgms uid=true

      Gives me:

      "Firefox has detected that the server is redirecting the request for this address in a way that will never complete."

      I guess my Powerbook is gonna get nuked on Friday, huh?

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    5. Re:Prior art for this MS business plan. by lilmouse · · Score: 1

      That's not very helpful if I have 100 machines to check before Friday. And if one should get infected between now and then? Not very handy, that.

      --LWM

    6. Re:Prior art for this MS business plan. by Aurisor · · Score: 1

      Although those web sites are great for people who read slashdot and are comfortable using microsoft beta software, that doesn't do anything to help the other 99.999% of the population.

      If it doesn't get pushed out on windows update, it doesn't get installed on the machines of people who need it most. If it doesn't get installed, I can guarantee you ONE of my friends is going to come to me with a hosed computer.

    7. Re:Prior art for this MS business plan. by fantasticalmonkey · · Score: 1

      How exactly will your Powerbook get nuked.

      It's reasons like this that make me glad I switched from windows.

    8. Re:Prior art for this MS business plan. by BorkBorkBork6000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem with emergency patches is that they usually don't undergo the same quality assurance testing that regular releases do. Sure, they could, but QA is expensive. If something has a low vulnerability but it might increase the risk of failures, it should be put off until the next scheduled release.

    9. Re:Prior art for this MS business plan. by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      That's kind of what I was getting at ;)

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    10. Re:Prior art for this MS business plan. by fantasticalmonkey · · Score: 1

      Sorry, couldn't make out whether you were being sarcastic or not. (PowerBooks are fab though! :-) )

    11. Re:Prior art for this MS business plan. by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 1

      I'd almost buy that if it was a universal decision. But it's given as is to subscribers, and delayed for the unwashed masses. You wouldn't give risky things to your paying subscribers, would you?

    12. Re:Prior art for this MS business plan. by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 1
      Both the company's free online security service, Windows Live Safety, and its in-beta OneCare Live software, however, will disinfect compromised computers, Microsoft said.
      ...which is totally impractical if you have more than two or three machines. It might technically be true that there is a "free fix" available, but that "Free fix" is pretty much unusable by enterprise customers, since I don't have the manpower to manually go to every machine on the network and do this "fix." For enterprise users, if it ain't available via Microsoft Update or deployable via WSUS or SMS it may as well not exist.

      That is, of course, the point of these "pay" services. Enterprises will feel pressured to pay for what they used to get free, since a worm like this could potentially lead to catastrophic failure. Home-users see no difference because the advanced ones are already trained to get updates from the web for "free" and the rest just think their computer is "slow." This entire program is designed to paint a bulls-eye on the wallets of corporate customers. If you think your bill for Microsoft licensing is high now, wait until you also ahve to pay into their protection rackets to even have a hope of securing your network.

      Microsoft is going down a dangerous road... If they throw up enough "gotcha!" fees for their big customers, some will simply find other solutions. Everybody said "It will never happen" about IBM, but it happened. Same will happen to MSFT eventually...
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    13. Re:Prior art for this MS business plan. by MCraigW · · Score: 1
      If it doesn't get pushed out on windows update, it doesn't get installed on the machines of people who need it most. If it doesn't get installed, I can guarantee you ONE of my friends is going to come to me with a hosed computer.

      There is no patch. Even Microsoft hasn't figured out how to patch human stupidity. Microsoft is releasing a removal tool. A removal tool doesn't help you if haven't already stupidly executed (installed) the trojan.

      From what I've seen, the Malicious Software Removal tool gets auto-updated and executed just once a month, unless you manually download and re-execute it. So distributing it through their Autoupdate before anyone (or almost anyone) is infected will have little affect.

    14. Re:Prior art for this MS business plan. by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      He strapped a 15 kiloton warhead to it.

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    15. Re:Prior art for this MS business plan. by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Waitaminute... Don't corporate computers have AV software on them anyway? Since this thing isn't going to reinfect you through some unpatched vulnerability, a normal removal should be sufficient.

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    16. Re:Prior art for this MS business plan. by MCraigW · · Score: 1
      ...which is totally impractical if you have more than two or three machines.

      Here's your solution to permanently solve this problem: Send out an email to all employees telling them not to open attachments from unknown people, and not to open unexpectedly received attachments from people that they do know. Then fire everyone who does open an attachment infecting their system.

      Where I work, we'd be losing lots of managers if we did that, as I have noted that they seem to be the ones that get caught by these types of things...

    17. Re:Prior art for this MS business plan. by qzulla · · Score: 1

      Excellent advice! My mother reads Information Week every day.

      qz

    18. Re:Prior art for this MS business plan. by tshak · · Score: 1

      Subscribers have access to support personal that can help assist them with analyzing their system and determining A) if it's worth the risk to hotfix now and B) if there's any potential issue with the hotfix that could affect their particular configuration (e.g. hotfix is tested and working most configurations but it fubars something wierd on Exchange boxes). This type of end-user attention costs money, and that's what the subscribers are paying for.

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  3. New Microsoft Chief of Software Security by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Funny
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  4. A simple word for it... by sterno · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Unless, that is, you subscribe to one of Microsoft's pay security services, in which case your machine will have the worm removed in advance.

    This is what is commonly referred to as "extortion". Pay them now or something bad might happen. You wouldn't want something bad to happen would you?

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    1. Re:A simple word for it... by PacketScan · · Score: 1

      Extortion apparently is becoming a Business Practices.. Just like the Two Tier'd internet..

    2. Re:A simple word for it... by CXI · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wrong. The entire content of this story is that Microsoft isn't releasing a malicious software removal tool until the 14th, as usual. So, go use any virus checker on the planet instead, including Microsoft's, to solve the problem now.

    3. Re:A simple word for it... by RyoShin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not quite.

      Extortion is when someone says "pay or do this, or something bad could happen later", and the person saying that is the one that will make the bad happen later.

      In this case, it's Microsoft saying "We'll take care of this problem sooner for a little money", but someone else will make the bad thing happen regardless. Microsoft is just offering clean up/prevention, not "assured safety". Your lack of acceptance will not make the problem better or worse; it will stay exactly the same.

      An analogy might be that there's a gang of kids going around defacing houses, and Company XYZ says "We'll stick a security guard in front of your house for a little extra money, so you'll be ready when those kids show up, and won't have to wait for the police to show up when you do get hit." XYZ is offering an enhanced service; if you turn them down, your house will likely get defaced, but not because of anything XYZ did.

      (If you can show that XYZ/Micrsoft is in cohorts with the kids/virus writer, then that is indeed extortion, but at face it's mislabeling.)

    4. Re:A simple word for it... by wesw02 · · Score: 0

      This sucks for windows users, but there isn't much people can do besides paying or cutting the network cord.

      This appears to be a typical pattern, Compaq/HP has been doing this for years. I once had a proliant raid server, I sent a support ticket in asking for driver information, they responded with "Unfortunately your devices support has expired, if you would like to pay our $60 fee, we can renew your support and we would be glad to help."

      *sigh* my opinion is that if you purchase the hardware, the manufacture should support it, or the very very least provide documentation on it. This applies in this case to Microsoft, I am sure there are millions of windows users that legally purchased there copy and now are required to pay more to keep it working correctly.

    5. Re:A simple word for it... by mlheur · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While I agree with you, and it is Microsoft's right to not provide any fixes based on the existing license agreement, there's still two things that I'd like to put out as food for thought.

      1. What if Microsoft intentionally wrote bad code, and conspired with worm authors to agree on a worm release date, then said "You can pay to have the fix before this day, or get it for free after this day". Well, it's just a thought, I'm not making any accusations.

      2. What if all security product vendors took the same stand as Microsoft: McAfee, Symantec, TrendMicro, etc and said "Hey, we think we have a way to prevent tomorrow's catastrophe, you can have a defenition update in a few weeks." Of course you'd have the option to not purchase their products, but if they *ALL* did it, who would you turn to then?

    6. Re:A simple word for it... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Except that it is Microsoft making the bad thing happen.

      Or did someone else write your copy of Windows?

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    7. Re:A simple word for it... by RyoShin · · Score: 1

      Granted, flawed security may have allowed this. However, the flawed security was not really Microsoft's intent.

      Saying that we should blame mainly Microsoft for virii is saying like we should mainly blame the homeowner for leaving the window opening (or the window maker, for making a window that could be left open), which allowed the robber to come in and steal everything.

      Yes, it was a stupid move, but nothing would have happened had the robber not intended to be malicious. The open window only made things easier. Even if the window had been closed, the robber could still have busted the window, or found another way in.

      In the same way, even if Microsoft was more secure, there would still be attacks on it, because it is the most used OS system in the world.

      Could Microsoft prevented something like this? Perhaps. But the fact is that the virus would not be there if not for the virus-writer. Blaming Microsoft for a virus is just a bad attempt at boosting one's own anti-Microsoft's opinions, and ignores the other, more pertinent issue.

      It's still not extortion because Microsoft didn't intend for this to happen.

    8. Re:A simple word for it... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      You've almost got a useful analogy.

      Except instead of the homeowner, it's the home manufacturer. Their window does not latch right.

      The issued a recall, and if you pay them money, you can get in first. Otherwise, you have to wait past when you would reasonably expect people to break in. (There isn't a good analogy for a worm trigger in RL, but maybe the nearby prison lets everyone out at the same time every year.)

      That, indeed, sounds like extortion.

      The whole point of 'once a month' was so people who updated a bunch of machines with testing could do it without having to worry about the patches being out in advance, because patches soon equals expoits.

      However, this should never apply to patches that already have exploits, which should be released immediately. And there should not be any sort of 'pay and get it early' concept, as that entirely defeats of the purpose.

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    9. Re:A simple word for it... by Senzei · · Score: 1

      3. What if the "vulnerability" that is being patched is a trojan that requires user input (and possibly administrator rights) to execute? If people want to flip out and buy this kind of patch early instead of teaching their users to not be stupid let them. If they ever want real estate I think I can find some good beachfront property in Arizona.

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    10. Re:A simple word for it... by Hrothgar+The+Great · · Score: 1

      3. What if the virus was written by ALIENS from the MOON and they're taking over our computers as the first HORRIBLE step toward COMPLETE DOMINANCE OF HUMANITY???!!! Oh, and, and MS is CONSPIRING with them! by putting ALIEN BACKDOORS in WINDOWS and writing ET WORMS!!!!

      Paranoid much?

    11. Re:A simple word for it... by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      Except that it is Microsoft making the bad thing happen.

      No, it's not. This worm requires user interaction to install.

  5. Also on Friday by suso · · Score: 1

    Friday is also the 30th anniversary of the "Homebrew Letter" that Gates wrote complaining about copying basic on the altair. And also my 30th birthday.

    1. Re:Also on Friday by suso · · Score: 1

      Would that make me the Anti-Gates? How fitting.

    2. Re:Also on Friday by jaygatsby27 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Thursday is Groundhog Day, James Joyce's 124th birthday and our last day on earth.

    3. Re:Also on Friday by jbeaupre · · Score: 2, Funny

      It would be ironic if you were a twin. The unauthorized copy twin would be too much to ask for.

      Oh, and happy birthday.

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      The world is made by those who show up for the job.
    4. Re:Also on Friday by varmittang · · Score: 1

      Nope. You would be BIZZARO!-Gates.

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    5. Re:Also on Friday by kurth · · Score: 1

      /me bows

    6. Re:Also on Friday by Joel+from+Sydney · · Score: 1

      Well spotted! I find it hard to believe that it's just a coincidence, especially when considering that the virus only targets proprietary formats like .doc and .pdf, while leaving opendoc files alone.

  6. fuel for the fire by marcelC · · Score: 1

    The arguments for switching just come from the news. I hate having to explain why it a "Good Thin" (tm) not to use windows.

    1. Re:fuel for the fire by Buran · · Score: 1

      If you want "good thin" arguments against Windows, just tell 'em how much crap the OS comes with that you can't install even if you don't want to use it!

  7. Simple answer by nurb432 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Pay up to Guido or bad things might happen...

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    1. Re:Simple answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pay up to Guido or bad things might happen...

      yeah, he has this python he likes to play with ...

    2. Re:Simple answer by Juiblex · · Score: 1

      LOL, mod parent up!

  8. Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure that many people are thinking the same thing:
    If there is a patch, that could save your customers money, WHY aren't you releasing it?
    It's stupid to withold patches simply so that you can say you're following the system.
    To me, this just looks like another reason to move to Linux...

  9. Try to be a little fair by bushidocoder · · Score: 5, Informative
    Unless, that is, you subscribe to one of Microsoft's pay security services, in which case your machine will have the worm removed in advance.

    Or, if you had read the very article you're posting, "Both the company's free online security service, Windows Live Safety, and its in-beta OneCare Live software, however, will disinfect compromised computers, Microsoft said."

    1. Re:Try to be a little fair by shrike99 · · Score: 0

      My Windows is safe. I leave the computer off, unplugged from power and Internet. And wrapped in tinfoil. Lets see a worm try to get in!

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    2. Re:Try to be a little fair by danidude · · Score: 1

      will disinfect compromised computers, Microsoft said."

      After the damage is done to your files?

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    3. Re:Try to be a little fair by AceCaseOR · · Score: 1

      Well, the virus doesn't hit until Friday, so in theory, if you're infected you'll have time to remove the worm before it starts damaging your system.

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    4. Re:Try to be a little fair by nologin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Unfortunately, the effort here by Microsoft here won't save the users most likely affected by the virus. Those users who don't know how to protect themselves adequately probably rely on Windows Update to keep their computer safe. How many of them will be informed in time to use Live Safety, or for that matter, how many of them know that it exists?

      At least I know how to protect my computers. So the impact to me would be none regardless of what Microsoft does. It is those users that don't even know the definition of malware that are most at risk, and will be the least likely to use Microsoft's proposed remedy.

    5. Re:Try to be a little fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Or, if you had read the very article you're posting, "Both the company's free online security service, Windows Live Safety, and its in-beta OneCare Live software, however, will disinfect compromised computers, Microsoft said."

      Yes, but will that include repairing or restoring overwritten Office files?

      Inquiring minds want to know.

    6. Re:Try to be a little fair by 10scjed · · Score: 1
      Well, the virus doesn't hit until Friday, so in theory, if you're infected you'll have time to remove the worm before it starts damaging your system...

      Or, to back up your files at least.

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    7. Re:Try to be a little fair by ocbwilg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Unfortunately, the effort here by Microsoft here won't save the users most likely affected by the virus. Those users who don't know how to protect themselves adequately probably rely on Windows Update to keep their computer safe. How many of them will be informed in time to use Live Safety, or for that matter, how many of them know that it exists?

      Dude, what are you smoking? Those users who don't know how to protect themselves adequately probably don't even know what Windows Update is, let alone rely on it to keep their PC safe.

    8. Re:Try to be a little fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No !!
      Backup your important files,

      dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/windoze_partition

      and replace old O$ with something better from here http://distrowatch.com/

    9. Re:Try to be a little fair by blackest_k · · Score: 1

      um ok

      howabout those people who were unable to turn off automatic update after installing sp2. the only security they have is automatic updates.

      Security is probably on autopilot for the majority of home users and the fact that automatic updates are turned on lets them carry on in blissfull ignorance.

      its a great system but if microsoft is late with a patch they will go down the users might not know they are relying on automatic updates but they are.

    10. Re:Try to be a little fair by ocbwilg · · Score: 1

      um ok

      howabout those people who were unable to turn off automatic update after installing sp2. the only security they have is automatic updates.


      The key phrase there being "after installing SP2". Many people still haven't, even those who were aware of it, and many people in corporate environments. And lest we forget, automatic updates were turned off by default in Windows XP RTM and SP1. So how did these people who don't know how to protect themselves and leave their PCs on autopilot get SP2 installed to begin with?

      At any rate, the point is that you cannot be passive about security. Without active participation from the user you cannot expect to have a secure system. It's the same whether you're talking about Windows XP, Windows 2000, Linux, BSD, OSX, your antivirus software, a database, a Cisco switch, a router, or anything else programmable. If you do not take an active role to keep current with security updates, you will eventually get doinked. Coddling the people who don't know what they're doing does a disservice to them and to hose of us who do.

  10. Incorrect Story by CXI · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Come on people. This story is completely wrong. Microsoft is not withholding anything. They simple do not have a Malicioius Software Removal Tool currently ready because the system is built around deploying it on the 14th. The reference to Microsoft's pay services are the same as if you used Symantec or any other virus scanner out that which already detects the worm. It's not extortion, it's not even a story.

    1. Re:Incorrect Story by Buran · · Score: 1

      MS didn't always have this idiotic system of waiting til a certain date to fix problems. It used to actually react without regard to some artificial and arbitrary schedule that simply has nothing at all to do with when threats and bugs actually exist.

    2. Re:Incorrect Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They simple do not have a Malicioius Software Removal Tool currently ready

      so this one doesn't count, i guess?

      so many levels of misinformation here... how parent got to +5, i'll never know.

      (and before you start in with all the "that one isn't updated until the 2nd tuesday!!!" crap, i suggest you read this page and look for the word 'MyWife'.)

    3. Re:Incorrect Story by CXI · · Score: 1

      What the hell are you even talking about? On the very page you link to it says "Microsoft releases an updated version of this tool on the second Tuesday of each month, and as needed to respond to security incidents.". That's exactly what I said, and according to the original story, Microsoft has indicated a special release will not occur.

      On the second page you link to, the last update date is January 10th, 2006 at the time I post this. There are two possibilities:

      1. The original story is completely wrong and the tool will and has removed the virus before the deadline.
      2. The MyWife varient listed isn't the same one that will (would have) deleted files on the 3rd.

      I vote for the latter option, but in any case your wrong. No wonder you posted anonymously, you didn't even believe yourself.

  11. Happy Valentine's Day! by digitaldc · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft is aware that the 'Kama Sutra/Blackworm/MyWife' worm will hit on Friday, overwriting office documents, but will not release a patch until its regular monthly patch release on February 14th.

    How ironic that a patch for the Kama Sutra/MyWife worm will be released on February 14th.
    Happy Valentine's Day - Love, Microsoft.

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    1. Re:Happy Valentine's Day! by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 0
      How ironic that a patch for the Kama Sutra/MyWife worm will be released on February 14th.

      Marty? Marty McFly? Time to come back from the future. Friday is February 3rd.

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      I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly, alert.

    2. Re:Happy Valentine's Day! by ajwitte · · Score: 2

      A PATCH FOR. Not the worm itself.

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    3. Re:Happy Valentine's Day! by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      He did say the patch, not the worm, would be released on the 14th...

  12. Let them eat worms. by banaanimies · · Score: 0, Troll

    Let them eat worms.

  13. Or if you don't want to pay by Shimdaddy · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you can't / don't want to pay, but you still want to be secure, you still have an option. You see, if you read the full article, and go to the knowledgebase post about it, Microsoft says that up-to-date anti-cirus will take care of it. Don't have up to date anti-virus? That's ok too! Just visit the onecare part of safety.live.com, and Microsoft will scan your computer for viruses (including this one) in addition to all the other crap that builds up on computers.

    Now, speaking as someone who has tried the online virus scanner, I have to say it works really quite well. It's just the tool to clean your computer of viruses, spyware, malware, unused/unneeded files -- and even knocks out those MICRO$OFT haters on /.!

    1. Re:Or if you don't want to pay by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Your argument reminds me of something a friend said. We all have seen those "hardest American football hits ever" sports reels, right? Now they look nice and pretty, and they knock the ball carrier down, right? Now here's the problem: in almost every case, the guy had already caught the ball and picked up yards.

      Do you see what I'm getting at? All those viruses and spywares and worms on your computer have already done damage when you get them removed. The goal is to keep them from getting on your computer or at least keep them from running. And MS is deliberately charging for that feature. Their online virus-removal thing is nice, and can mitigate some damage, but the horse already left the barn.

    2. Re:Or if you don't want to pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking as a guy who fixes computers and loathes MSFT, "this is sweet, bring it on!".

    3. Re:Or if you don't want to pay by hetairoi · · Score: 1

      Do you see what I'm getting at?

      No, I don't see. Because the part they aren't releasing is a removal tool, which will only help if the user is already infected. As has been said, if you have up-to-date virus protection you should be ok. This is not a vuln in a product, this is the user running an executable. If you get infected there are several free avenues for removing the virus. But yeah, boo Micro$oft. Teh r da evul.

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  14. Standard Corporate MO by Jerrry · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Microsoft is a corporation. Their goal is to make money for their shareholders. What they've done here is weigh the risk of bad publicity if they don't fix this worm before it activates versus how much it would cost to fix it now. They apparantly feel that the risk of bad publicity outweighs the cost of the fix.

  15. Haha... by gru3hunt3r · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yet another reason i'm glad our IT department decided to standardize on open office. Doesn't appear opendoc files are targeted.

    1. Re:Haha... by Shakes268 · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, as soon as they become a more prevalent standard - they WILL be a target in the future.

  16. The good news is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that MS will not need a tax cut to make loads of money.

    I wonder if we should not have the top execs of Abrabhoff's lobby company, oil companies and MS take over GM and Ford and teach them how to make money.

  17. The constant hate... by Last_Available_Usern · · Score: 3, Informative

    I know this is probably redundant, but is it possible for people to make a story submission relating to Microsoft without drawing imaginary horns and a "666" on their logo every time? I will grant that Micrsoft should probably release the patch to everyone right now for secuirty reasons, but I'm sure there are ample folks who use Oracle, and they won't give you *any* patches at *any* time, or allow you to peruse any of their Metalink site, without first paying.

    1. Re:The constant hate... by Billosaur · · Score: 1
      ...but I'm sure there are ample folks who use Oracle, and they won't give you *any* patches at *any* time, or allow you to peruse any of their Metalink site, without first paying.

      And I'm sure there are some not-so-ample folks (I myself am fairly svelte) who use Oracle... but I digress. You're right; this kind of "we know it's broken but don't expect us to drop everything and fix it" logic is pervasive in the software industry. It's like buying a 6-cylinder car, having only 5 cylinders work, and the dealer telling you they'll fix it... in six months.

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    2. Re:The constant hate... by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      That's what you get with liability exclusions for software.

      The only software that should be eligible for exclusion of liability of Free as in Beer or Free as in Speech software.

      Everything else should have bugs be accountable to the software maker. Why not? Every other industry in the world works like that, why not software?

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    3. Re:The constant hate... by Last_Available_Usern · · Score: 1

      I'm not even worrying about the turnaround time, I'm talking merely about the fact that they won't even let you download a single patch from them unless you pay to access their Metalink site. Thre are lots of pieces of software that use Oracle as a backend, and the vendor's integration of Oracle's patches is sometimes unacceptable to the point where you want to get the native Oracle patch and just apply that directly to the product and take your chances (PTC's Intralink is a prime example), but you can't, because your license is through the vendor, not Oracle. I would liken that to nVidia saying, "We're not going to let you download and use reference drivers anymore, unless you pay us a fee, even though you have indirectly paid us a fee by buying the product that contained our chipset."

    4. Re:The constant hate... by Last_Available_Usern · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I'm not even worrying about the turnaround time, I'm talking merely about the fact that they won't even let you download a single patch from them unless you pay to access their Metalink site. Thre are lots of pieces of software that use Oracle as a backend, and the vendor's integration of Oracle's patches is sometimes unacceptable to the point where you want to get the native Oracle patch and just apply that directly to the product and take your chances (PTC's Intralink is a prime example), but you can't, because your license is through the vendor, not Oracle. I would liken that to nVidia saying, "We're not going to let you download and use reference drivers anymore, unless you pay us a fee, even though you have indirectly paid us a fee by purchasing the product that contained our chipset."

    5. Re:The constant hate... by Senzei · · Score: 1
      I know this is probably redundant, but is it possible for people to make a story submission relating to Microsoft without drawing imaginary horns and a "666" on their logo every time?

      Are you kidding? The slashdot moderation preprocessor looks for this and automatically posts those submissions under a random editor. The next version is supposed to use a sophisticated AI mechanism to mimic individual editors so they can all sit around on a beach drinking margaritas.

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  18. New Business Strategy Actually by WebHostingGuy · · Score: 1

    I would not say it is extortion, but a new business strategy. Big businesses which can afford to pay for updates now will. All others will get them on the monthly plan. It is setting up a division of resources, depending on how much you are willing to pay. This could be very lucrative for Microsoft.

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    1. Re:New Business Strategy Actually by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      I would not say it is extortion, but a new business strategy.

            The only problem with this "business strategy" is at the very beginning, where they are fixing errors in their code to begin with. It's not the same as a car or some other mechanical device where you expect the parts to have wear and tear, and a useable life. This is code. The problem is faulty software programming. Now you can bitch and whine about Windows being such a huge and complex thing that it's impossible to ensure that it is without flaws, but the fact remains that the OS is DESIGNED to be run with admin privileges.

            How would you feel if a wheel flew off your car at every red light and the manufacturer offered to SELL you a fix for that, or made you wait until HE was ready to fix it, after which point the bumper would fall off at every red light...ad nauseam How would you like THAT new "business model"?

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  19. Honestly... by JFlex · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... Why would they hold back on the patch? If they have it available and ready to push out, why not just do it? I don't understand, its as if this is their way of raising their right hand and flipping everyone off.

    1. Re:Honestly... by czmax · · Score: 0

      Insightful my ass. As I understand it Microsoft is responding to customer requests _not_ to release patches willy nilly and instead bundles them up into one release. Catch-22 all around.

  20. "I would like to return this car" by Cr0w+T.+Trollbot · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Why do you want to return it?"

    "Because there's a car bomb on it set to go off on Friday."

    "Sorry, that's not our car bomb."

    "No, but when I bought the car, there was a modular plug next to the engine with PLACE CAR BOMB HERE written on it!"

    "Sorry, not our problem. You knew this car was prone to car bombs when you bought it, and your purchase agreement specifically spells out that we're not responsible for car bomb damage."

    "Can you at least remove the car bomb?"

    "Sorry, but your contract specifically states that we're under no obligation to remove any car bombs attached to your car. Now, if you would be interested in purchasing our special Car Bomb Insurance..."

    - Crow T. Trollbot

    1. Re:"I would like to return this car" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know...that analogy actually makes me agree with Microsoft. You take your car with a ticking time bomb in it to the dealer, they'll probably bolt out of their office and call the bomb squad before taking the time to point out that they really dont cover car bombs in their warranties. And of course, if your car blows up while inside their premises you'll porbably get sued for that too.

    2. Re:"I would like to return this car" by evil-osm · · Score: 1

      Hmmmm....I think I saw that movie. Speed 3 IIRC.

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    3. Re:"I would like to return this car" by Reverend528 · · Score: 1
      "Do you have any idea who would install a bomb in your car?"

      "My friend Steve did it."

      "He doesn't sound like a very good friend."

      "Well, it wasn't actually Steve, but he really looked like Steve, except for the moustache."

      "Oh, so you let a total stranger install the bomb?"

      "It was a very convincing moustache."

  21. *Trojan*, not worm by jiushao · · Score: 1
    The story and summary are confused; This is not a worm, and what is discussed is not a patch for it. Blackworm is a regular old "run this fine file I have emailed you!"-trojan, so as long as people don't randomly run email attachments they are safe. What is not scheduled for release until the regular patch-cycle is the "removal tool" which is included in every patch-cycle. It just removes malicious software which has already sneaked onto the computer, in this case through user carelessness.

    Some may argue that Microsoft should release a removal tool before the patch cycle anyway, and there is some credibility to the idea, though the logical extreme is that Microsoft should include an anti-virus program for free with Windows.

    1. Re:*Trojan*, not worm by Billosaur · · Score: 1
      Some may argue that Microsoft should release a removal tool before the patch cycle anyway, and there is some credibility to the idea, though the logical extreme is that Microsoft should include an anti-virus program for free with Windows.

      And some may argue that more time needs to be spent at Redmond in thwarting these things outright, rather than having to patch them or update the malicious software removal tool every cycle. It's not like this Trojan is old news.

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    2. Re:*Trojan*, not worm by djgoofywhitekid · · Score: 1

      Well, the logical extreme you suggest would also result in most /.ers throwing their NFL-style challenge flags, saying that M$ is trying to put Symantec, et al out of business by giving away the anti-virus software simply to gain market share. (see M$ v. Netscape, 1997.)

      Someone explain to me how Microsoft can do ANY right? I'm not really interested in defending them, but I'm also wondering if there's an instance where /.ers will actually acknowledge that M$'s existence can do some good in this world in its present state.

    3. Re:*Trojan*, not worm by RancidMilk · · Score: 1

      "Some may argue that Microsoft should release a removal tool before the patch cycle anyway, and there is some credibility to the idea, though the logical extreme is that Microsoft should include an anti-virus program for free with Windows." The only problem with that idea, is that it would further Microsoft's monopoly. If they include anti-virus software, it would tend to make people stop using Sophos / Norton / McCaffe. All they should be responsible for is fixing the hole that allowed the "virus" in in the first place. Granted, it would be good will if they provided a document on how it might be removed.

    4. Re:*Trojan*, not worm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm waiting for the email trojan the fries the computer's bios. If all the idiots who open unknown attachments are suddenly without computers the internet will be a lot safer place.

    5. Re:*Trojan*, not worm by jiushao · · Score: 1

      Easy to say that they should "solve it", as far as I know no other platform has solved it. Only possible thing I can think of would be to only allow the OS to run appropriately digitally signed applications, which they have worked on, but that appears slightly impopular around Slashdot.

    6. Re:*Trojan*, not worm by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      Still waiting for Satan to invest in thermal underwear then?

    7. Re:*Trojan*, not worm by PalmerEldritch42 · · Score: 1

      I think that, in order for that to happen, MS would need to release the full source code for Vista under a BSD license, and they would need to make donations the size of what Bill Gates gives to malaria and whatnot to the Mozilla Foundation. And if they sued SCO for some reason, that would help.

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  22. You get what you pay for by analog_line · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Check the license agreement for Windows XP. Nothing in there says that Microsoft will ever provide fixes, period. If you don't like their service-after-the-sale, get off the upgrade treadmill and stop buying licenses from them or buy an expanded service agreement from them. They aren't

    Software licenses are agreements that should have the full weight of contract law. There is no other way that the licenses I prefer, like the GPL, BSD, Mozilla, MIT, etc, get any legal weight. If you can't abide by the terms, take a stand, show some guts, and click "Cancel" on the install. Find some software that is licensed under terms you can accept. Don't be a sheep and agree just because it would be too hard, or make you go look for other software if you disagree.

    THIS STUFF IS IMPORTANT.

    1. Re:You get what you pay for by Happy+Lemming · · Score: 1

      The fixes aren't in the license agreement, simply to keep lawyers at bay. Any reputable company will provide necessary fixes to their product. If they don't, the customers just fade away. So do the companies.

    2. Re:You get what you pay for by mseidl · · Score: 1

      I don't really think you get what you pay for here. Having to use Microsoft at work and Linux at home? Linux is free and, IMHO better(based on my experiences). So, in this case, you do pay to get shafted.

    3. Re:You get what you pay for by m50d · · Score: 1
      Software licenses are agreements that should have the full weight of contract law. There is no other way that the licenses I prefer, like the GPL, BSD, Mozilla, MIT, etc, get any legal weight.

      That's completely false. Licenses like the GPL work because it is illegal to distribute a copyrighted work without permission from the copyright holder.

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    4. Re:You get what you pay for by roystgnr · · Score: 1

      Software licenses are agreements that should have the full weight of contract law.

      You're right. End user licenses should be considered as valid as any other contract with no consideration and no signature.

    5. Re:You get what you pay for by analog_line · · Score: 1

      Distribution is not the issue. Restrictions on use, and other simmilar topics are addressed as well in software licenses. Even the GPL deals with these issues. From section 0 of version 2 of the GPL: "Activities other than copying, distribution and modification are not covered by this License; they are outside its scope. The act of running the Program is not restricted..."

      Copyright law does not speak to whether I can use copyrighted material without the express permission of the copyright holder. (IE, copyright law does not govern whether, or under what terms I can use the software I buy for my business or personal use) Contract law gives the agreements I make with copyright holders in their licences, INCLUDING THE GPL, other than for distribution, copying, and modification their weight. Otherwise it's unenforceable. I want that to be contractually binding, so that when the US government, in its infinite stupidity, allows copyright holders to put restrictions on use of their works, then some code monkey that doesn't like what I may be doing for a living, or my political bent, or whatever, can't deprive me and my business of the software I use daily.

    6. Re:You get what you pay for by m50d · · Score: 1
      Contract law gives the agreements I make with copyright holders in their licences, INCLUDING THE GPL, other than for distribution, copying, and modification their weight. Otherwise it's unenforceable.

      Not at all. There is no need for any agreement. The GPL gives you permission to distribute the software under certain conditions. If you distribute it other than under these conditions, you are distributing without permission from the copyright holder, and thus violating copyright law.

      You can have a contract including the transfer of licenses, but a license itself is not a contract and should not be treated as one.

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    7. Re:You get what you pay for by a.d.trick · · Score: 1

      Not at all. IANAL, but I know there a few reasons a EULA breaks contract law.

      1. You are not asked to agree to it until after the contract is already settled! That's a pretty big one. If I buy a buldozer from you, you can't then afterwards you say "and yeah, you can't use it on the western half of the city because that might interfere with my business". The contract is alreay done.
      2. It would be pretty hard to argue that users understood the agreement anyways. Seeing from the way that most people just click-check-click-click througth those things I doubt many of them have ever actually read a EULA.
      3. It could easily fall under the catagory of coersion. Most users don't really have a choice anyways. If you don't like the EULA for MS Windows your options are 'Yes' (I'll lie, but nobody cares about these things anyways) or 'No' (A job cleaning toilets at a gas station is starting to look good now).

      Finally, the GPL (and I think most open source licences) is not a EULA in the normal sense, It does not require the End User to agree to anything. It's only for developers and publishers.

    8. Re:You get what you pay for by rob_squared · · Score: 1

      How odd, a classic bash-ism has come true:

        why is it so hard to find a good windows font?
        bah
        what a craptastic os.
        you get what you pay for
        you mean the copies you buy are better?

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  23. Good for them.

  24. Bill "Capone" Gates? by antarctican · · Score: 0, Troll

    Microsoft security is sounding more and more like a protection racket...

    "It'd be a shame if anything happened to those Word documents of yours..."

  25. That's a big negative. by ninja_assault_kitten · · Score: 1

    Uhm, no. In fact is is a virus, because it isn't self propogating, and the virus installs a trojan.

  26. Malicious software removal tool by GillBates0 · · Score: 1
    The Redmond, Wash.-based company has released the Malicious Software Removal Tool off-schedule once before

    Our sources say that this 'malicious tool' looks just like 'rm', but is made with evil bits. Some viewers have called in to report sinister rm.666 files all over the file systems - experts suspect these to be soft links to /bin/rm. Reports are steadily streaming in of other variants aliasing themselves to 'rm -rf /'.

    Viewers are urged to remain cautious. We shall return at 11 to talk about these and other stories.

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  27. 2 years of a failed policy by mike2006 · · Score: 1

    It has been a little over 2 years of this failed monthly update policy which was suppossed to be pre-empted for issues such as this. When they switched to monthly updates I remember one of the comments being it was at the request of overworked IT managers that wanted the ease of a single patch. You think they would have figured out by now that the user base they had listened to was completely incompetent in the first place. Is this the company you want to trust your IT infrastructure with not to mention the outrageous TCO of supporting MS?

    1. Re:2 years of a failed policy by MrJynxx · · Score: 1

      huh? incompentant infrastructure managers? Do you have any idea the difficulties of patching servers/desktops across an enterprise infrastructure? Based on your comments I would assume no.

      Remember, when your dealing with 10 MS servers supporting 100 desktops (arbitrary example), you can patch daily if you want to. But when your dealing with desktops/servers which number in the 10's of thousands spread across an entire country and different timezones it is no easy task.

      Everytime there is a patch weekend we have to script the deployment, test with every line of business to ensure the patches don't interfere with their current software, manually update some of our servers, etc, etc. Even when MS comes out with a patch out of schedule that means we have to do this this twice in one month which is a huge strain on people who not only support the infrastructure but now have to do these damn patches.

      And you call this incompetant? I think it's called Risk Management not incompetancy.

      MrJynxx

    2. Re:2 years of a failed policy by mike2006 · · Score: 1

      You are assuming and allowing Microsoft to dictate your patch and risk management process. When it should be up to the business on which patches to apply and at what time. Meaning if you really need the fix before the month is up you should have the option to apply it. Just because you chose run your business in this manner should not mean we are all forced to in the same way. btw - yes I feel your pain.

  28. A few more facts to throw water on the fire by sixpaw · · Score: 4, Insightful
    • Despite the eagerness to imply that this is something roaming the net randomly looking for computers to infect, it's pretty much your run-of-the-mill e-mail worm that actively requires opening an executable (.scr) attachment to infect a system. Under normal circumstances (i.e., without the free opportunity to bash Microsoft attached), how many IT pros would say that anyone opening a random attachment e-mailed to them deserved what they got?
    • McAfee rates this one as low-risk for both home and corporate users.
    • Symantec gives it a run-of-the-mill threat assessment (low geographical distribution, easy containment).

    AFAICT this is as run-of-the-mill as virus threats get, and I'm grateful that MS is maintaining a level of software discipline and not jumping all over themselves to instantly respond to every stupid little worm that crosses the net. I'd much rather see meaningful updates once a month than frantic, possibly-buggy scramble fixes three times a week.
    1. Re:A few more facts to throw water on the fire by rpetre · · Score: 1

      I'd rather see meaningful updates exactly when I need them, but maybe is just my idealism acting up again.

  29. how about reading TFA? by teslar · · Score: 3, Informative
    from the summary:
    According to an article in Information Week, Microsoft is aware that the 'Kama Sutra/Blackworm/MyWife' worm will hit on Friday, overwriting office documents, but will not release a patch until its regular monthly patch release on February 14th. Unless, that is, you subscribe to one of Microsoft's pay security services,

    from TFA:
    Both the company's free online security service, Windows Live Safety, and its in-beta OneCare Live software, however, will disinfect compromised computers, Microsoft said.
    1. Re:how about reading TFA? by r0wan · · Score: 1

      Both those sites aren't really of any help for an organization that's running WSUS servers. Unless either of them push down updates to WSUS?

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  30. Bad title by pjbgravely · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Microsoft Won't Offer Patch Before Worm Strikes?

    This is not a worm, but a virus, and MS is not releasing a patch, but an updated virus definition.
    Viruses are not caused by a system flaw but by user intervention, that is unless it is installed without user intervention, then it is a system flaw. I am not a Microsoft user but I see no fault they are doing.

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    1. Re:Bad title by Discordantus · · Score: 1

      Still a bad title, but no, it's not a virus. It's a trojan horse, for the very reasons you mentioned.

    2. Re:Bad title by pjbgravely · · Score: 1

      Doesn't a virus or worm have to install the trojan? The terms are so messed up now I'm not sure anyone says it correctly anymore.

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    3. Re:Bad title by Discordantus · · Score: 1
      I may be mistaken, I believe it's something like this:
      • Trojan horses masquerade as something you want to click on, then deliver their payload, possibly sending out a new generation of itself to your friends via email.
      • Worms spread over a network by finding vulnerable computers and taking them over. That computer is now a base for the next generation.
      • Viruses spread by embedding themselves in your normal applications. When you launch an infected program, it proceeds to infect everything else. There may be an incubation period, allowing it to spread before it hoses your computer.
      Which would make trojan horses and worms the same, except with trojans exploiting a meatware vulnerability instead of a software bug.
  31. and "kamikazi" means "divine wind" heh heh.... by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    I always thought the name "malicious software removal tool" was amusingly ambiguous.

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  32. NO PAY by Transcendent · · Score: 1

    Both services mentioned that remove the worm for you are FREE. http://safety.live.com/

  33. Seems quite logical...but... by tetabiate · · Score: 0, Troll

    Microsoft is not innovating anymore, just fixing bugs and preparing patches for malware as soon as possible consumes a lot of resources. Given that Vista shares its codebase with Windows XP/2003 the situation is not going to change. How do they plan to deal with it?

      - MS to customer: which bug do you want me to fix tomorrow?

    1. Re:Seems quite logical...but... by eyepeepackets · · Score: 2, Funny

      Simple: Marketing!

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  34. I've posted this before and been called a troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but do NOT pay wolves to gaurd the sheep!

  35. Two words by Billosaur · · Score: 0, Troll

    Déjà vu

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    1. Re:Two words by doorbot.com · · Score: 2, Funny

      Déjà vu

      I think I've heard that before...

  36. Misleading headline by blast3r · · Score: 2, Informative

    "will not release a patch until its regular monthly patch release " Someone should have researched this a bit before approving it. Microsoft has no obligation to patch this. This is a worm that relies mainly on user's opening up an evil email attachment. What is M$ supposed to patch? The end-user?

    1. Re:Misleading headline by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 1

      Why was parent modded Offtopic? The Malicious Software Removal Tool is not a patch. Kama Sutra is a mass-emailed trojan that executes a destructive virus on February 3rd. There is nothing for MS to patch!

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    2. Re:Misleading headline by blast3r · · Score: 1

      Yea, someone else ended up saying the same thing and is rated 'insightful' and mine 'off topic'. go figure that out. anyways, a single infection on a network can cause a lot of grief if they have departmental shared network drives. would be good to make sure the backup of server shares is complete before midnight on Feb 02.

  37. Microsoft Policy Guideline? by Oriumpor · · Score: 1

    There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.
    -Bill Gates

  38. the real reson.... by madnuke · · Score: 1

    If Mircosoft were to 'send out emergency patch' then it would look bad on their half, maintaining their reputation of piss poor security. Anouncing it will be in the next windows update makes it look far more relaxed and more of a 'happy' situation for everyone. And the One Care issue thats just blatent future advertising for when they will want us to buy that or not be infected.

    1. Re:the real reson.... by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      Instead, it'll look bad for them because of news reports that they turned down an easy opportunity to mostly kill a seriously damaging and widespread virus, in favor of keeping with their normal monthly release schedule, knowing that by then all the damage that could happen will have already happened.

      Because it deletes files on the "hidden" administrative file shares (enabled by default on Windows, and writeable by any domain admin), there's a strong chance that some companies running poorly secured Windows domains will lose every document on every computer by just having a single infected computer on their network on Friday.

  39. Free MS Online Services by 10scjed · · Score: 1

    Do those MS online services require the Genuine Advantage check?

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  40. fat bil by lucky130 · · Score: 2, Funny

    mmmm, protection racket.

  41. Re:Hmph... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >>I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a Citizen of the United States of America

    You are also an Olympic-standard prick!

  42. Wow, talk about a flamebait story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First of all, it's not a 'patch', as there's no vulnerability being exploited by the virus (well, apart from user ignorance), it's the Monthly Malicious Software Removal Tool, which scans for and deletes known viruses.
     
    Second, all decent anti-virus software should be able to remove this virus (as long as it's up to date). Thirdly, as other posts have pointed out, Microsoft's own anti-virus and on-line scanner will remove it.
     
    I know that this site is militantly anti-Microsoft, but what's the point of this (non-)story?

  43. Combinations by Bizzeh · · Score: 1

    MS have to test the patch properly to make sure it doesnt break anything else, and they have to make sure it will still work on an infinate amount of combinations of hardware. they cant just do what others do and just stick a temperary plug over the hole, it has to be done and tried and tested properly.

  44. About the virus... by 14erCleaner · · Score: 1

    Apparently the virus is of the executable-email-attachment variety, so if you don't open unknown attachments you're probably not in any danger. A local college announced to the media today that one of their administrative servers had been "infected by a hacker with a virus", whatever that means. I wonder if this is the one they've got; if so there's apparently no exposure of their data involved. I also wonder at the wisdom of announcing something like this (although the server in question did contain employee's confidential info, including SSNs). Kind of like putting a big "kick me" sign on your back...

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  45. More like this by thisislee · · Score: 2, Informative

    "I'd like to buy a car"

    "OK here you go. We also offer a car bomb detection service. Our car is as car bomb proof as we were able to make it but those terrorists are pretty clever. So you can pay us to make sure that any new ways of getting car bombs into cars that we find out about is prevented. "

    "No thanks. What are the chances I'm gonna get targeted by a terrorist" ....... some time later .........

    "I want you to fix my car and all other cars for free"

    "What's wrong with it"

    "Car bomb set to go off in 3 days"

    "Well we gave you the car in as good condition as we could and you declined to get any kind of terrorist protection whatsoever either from us or anyone else. We will fix it for free on all cars, but the fix we were working on won't be ready for a 2 weeks. That leaves you out of luck but others that car bombs later will appreciate that. For you we would recommend one of three options. You can pay for our car bomb insurace that you should have gotten in the first place and that will cover the cost of fixing it quick. You can pay another company to do the same. Or third, we have this small program where you can get it done for free or you can go to other free terrorist prevention centers to have it removed. "

    1. Re:More like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Well we gave you the car in as good condition as we could and you declined to get any kind of terrorist protection whatsoever either from us or anyone else. We will fix it for free on all cars, but the fix we were working on won't be ready for a 2 weeks. That leaves you out of luck but others that car bombs later will appreciate that. For you we would recommend one of three options. You can pay for our car bomb insurace that you should have gotten in the first place and that will cover the cost of fixing it quick. You can pay another company to do the same. Or third, we have this small program where you can get it done for free or you can go to other free terrorist prevention centers to have it removed. "

      "Or four, I can go drive some other brand of cars that terrorists don't bother bombing all the time. Those Linux sales guys looked scruffy, but I can load their engine in this car for free!"

    2. Re:More like this by ivan256 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Your analogy is more accurate than the parent, but still faulty. The problem is with this part:

      Our car is as car bomb proof as we were able to make it

      I'm fairly certain that Microsoft engineers were fully capable of making Windows more secure. They have smart people working there. Reality is that they made it as secure as they were willing to make it. It's like cars in the '60s. Safety didn't sell if it was an inconvienience. Adding more security to Windows would have meant less ease of use and less backwards compatability. Both are important to maintain the customer base and prevent people from considering alternatives. Were they right or wrong? That depends on how you look at it, but you certainly can't say they implemented security to the limits of their ability.

    3. Re:More like this by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      I'm fairly certain that Microsoft engineers were fully capable of making Windows more secure.

      How do you propose they secure against users deliberately running malicious code ?

    4. Re:More like this by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      I don't. But the effects of such an action could be dramatically reduced. The worst that should be able to do is to destroy the user's data. It shouldn't be able to take over the machine.

    5. Re:More like this by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      I don't. But the effects of such an action could be dramatically reduced. The worst that should be able to do is to destroy the user's data. It shouldn't be able to take over the machine.

      Don't run as a privileged user, and it can't (just like every other multiuser platform).

    6. Re:More like this by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      This conversation already happened in another thread

  46. At the risk of being branded a MS apologist.... by buddyglass · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't consider it Microsoft's responsibility to ensure that every Windows user gets just-in-time virus removal for free. It might be different if the virus exploited an OS flaw, but to my knowledge this one doesn't. This is why people pay money for AV software. That said, it would be nice if they'd schedule an out-of-cycle release of the malicious software removal tool, but doing so could create a precedent they don't wish to establish.

    1. Re:At the risk of being branded a MS apologist.... by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      Unlike most viruses, worms, and other malware, this one is going to cause some people some serious damage, and Microsoft is the position of being able to stop it on every system running auto-update.

      It's like if you see someone robbing your neighbor's house, and not just stealing a few items, but unloading the whole thing into a truck. Not only that, but they're going door to door, unloading every house on your block but yours. And you're their landlord. Sure, they've paid you, but not to watch out for their stuff. So do you call the police? Or grab a beer and enjoy the show? There's no direct, immediate profit in it after all.

    2. Re:At the risk of being branded a MS apologist.... by buddyglass · · Score: 1

      AV companies could give away their stuff for free, too, which would probably result in many more people running AV software and consequently not being hit by viruses. Are they morally obligated to do so?

      In order to update, test and release their malicious software removal tool out-of-band Microsoft would necessarily have to shift resources away from some other project, which could hurt them elsewhere. So it's not like they're declining to deploy the update ahead of schedule out of pure spite. If they bend over backwards in order to release a fix for this particular date-triggered virus, they run the risk of being expected to respond similarly to every such virus in the future.

    3. Re:At the risk of being branded a MS apologist.... by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      That's not a great comparison. Several AV companies do give away stuff for free. Many have free removal tools for every major virus, free online scans, free standalone virus scanners, and sometimes free antivirus suites (AVG for example). And Microsoft doesn't lose sales by giving away virus removal tools. And Microsoft is the only company in a position to push an updated removal tool onto unsuspecting infected users.

      How much could pushing an early update cost? How often before it's more than a drop in the bucket? They want users to think Microsoft cares about security right? They've learned nothing from all the bad press they got just a few weeks ago for initially deciding not to patch the WMF vulnerability. When there's an passive threat, like undisclosed vulnerability, then sure, it's good to get all the patches out in one set. It reduces work and risk. But immediate threats need immediate attention. Security problems don't wait for patch tuesday. Microsoft is just being lazy, and like every time before it's going to backfire. Not every virus makes headlines, and it's very rare for a virus to delete documents, especially on all network shares. Most viruses are profit or ego inspired, and it'll probably continue like that. When a highly destructive Windows virus comes around, and Microsoft can stop it with a small, inexpensive, low risk update to their Malicious Software Removal Tool, they shouldn't give up the opportunity. At the very least it's good PR.

  47. Windows Live site uses a cookie exploit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting


    if you goto the Windows Live.com site (hxtp://safety.live.com) to stop this malicious program/worm the MS site uses a malicious cookie exploit against you, if you deny the exploit you cant get to the site to get help

    its like a Hospital saying "we have to break your leg so we can fix your arm"
    they should be ashamed

  48. Figures... by gimme_news · · Score: 1

    Not suprisingly, as soon as I fired up IE to comply with it's 'browser requirments' for the windows one care, it crashed. Absolutely. Serious. I was just reminded why I only use IE for windows updates, and cringe at even the idea of using it at all. One care? More like one crash!

  49. Actually it's MS that should be suing. by skids · · Score: 1


    They should sue the asses off the virus authors for violating their patent on "user screwing."

  50. About MyWife... by ohithere · · Score: 2, Funny

    Customer: So I'm really getting sick of MyWife. Is there any way I can get rid of it by Valentine's day? I really don't want to pay for it. Valentine's is so expensive and all... Microsoft: Well, if you make a special trip to us we can get rid of your MyWife for you. Otherwise you'll be chained to her until kingdom come. Just kidding! We'll patch things up right after Valentine's. We think that we need to let things run their course with your MyWife. After all, isn't that what marriage is for? To cost money and create misery?

  51. Re:Al Capone would be proud by freidog · · Score: 1

    Slashdot would be a wonderful place if there weren't any summaries, article headlines were accurate and people read the articles.

    -Calling it worm is somewhat misleading, you still have to actually run the exectuable attachement in the email to get infected. Meaning that this is not a software exploit, more of a classic idiot user exploit.
    -Any anti-virus program, including the free online service offered by MS, will remove the virus.
    -Yet somehow becaue MS opted to not rush an unfinished update to their spyware removal tool out the door to give users a 5th or 6th option in removing the virus, people are worried about paying protection money for critical exploits.

  52. MS using up their good karma already... by PFI_Optix · · Score: 1

    Just when you thought they'd done something good, something like this comes up. I suppose their motto is "do some good, then do some evil to make up for it."

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  53. look at the business, not what's free/easy by jestbiker · · Score: 1

    many people seem to think that the patch/virus definition should be made available prior to its announced release date. with so many anti-virus sites already indicating that they have had an update since Jan 18th(!) and additional updates from MS, then where's the problem? to release this type of update earlier may require resources, increasing cost, thereby lessening the chance that MS would want to focus on these patches prior to systems being compromised(not they're on top of the ball, but at least they are in the ring). i would say it would be bad if MS was the only one who knew how to prevent the worm and caused some sort of failure which could then be indicated as negligence,but this isn't the case... however... some sites are reporting that the worm will attempt to remove/prevent anti-virus software and will try to do so every hour, in that case, good luck! http://isc.sans.org/diary.php?storyid=1067

  54. Sceduled Virus Release Date by manganese4 · · Score: 1

    So the moral of the story is that virus/worm writers should design their programs to trigger before the 2nd Tuesday of the month for maximum impact, preferably the thursday or friday before to ensure that the differential cost impact of the fix update will be too high to release just a few days early.

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  55. Let me be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ... welcome to the Old Farts' Club!

    Actually, I just turned 30 on Monday.

  56. LUA by giorgosts · · Score: 1

    If you download the att. while in LUA (non-administrative account) how can you be infected if it can't write to the system directory or registry?

    1. Re:LUA by clydemaxwell · · Score: 1

      1) few windows users run in LUA 2) windows accounts aren't true LUA, and can pretty frequently write to the registry, if not the windows directory.

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    2. Re:LUA by toadlife · · Score: 1

      1) few windows users run in LUA

      True.

      "2) windows accounts aren't true LUA, and can pretty frequently write to the registry, if not the windows directory."

      False.

      Limited users cannot write to the windows directory. They cannot write to the program files directory and the only part of the registry that they can write to is their own section of the hive which only affects them. By default the only place in the filesystem that they can write to, other than their own profile directory is the root of the system drive. In the root of the system drive, they can create new folders (but not files) and they write files into those folders that they have created. While that may seen like a vulnerability, they cannot write to any portion of the registry or filesystem that would cause files to execute automatically for other users of the system...so if a limited user downloaded a file and placed it in a folder in the root drive, and admin user would have to execute it for the malware to comprmise the system.

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    3. Re:LUA by HiThere · · Score: 1

      But these are Personal Computers. Likely the only files on the system that the users care about are the ones that their normal account can create or modify. As such, it makes a limited amount of difference whether the account is LUA or not. (How much? I'm not a MSWind user, so I don't know, but I seem to remember something about MSOffice template files that could execute nearly anything when MSOffice was started...and other similar exploits.)

      I presume, e.g., that the user's desktop is accessible for modification even by a LUA account, so one could create a fake link to execute a normal program, but start a daemon running first. It wouldn't survive a reboot, but it would soon be started during normal activity.

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    4. Re:LUA by toadlife · · Score: 1

      Running as a limited user protects the OS, not the user and his/her files. Right now, running as a LU in Windows provides more protection than it does under other OSs because it assumed by malware writers that the user will have admin privileges. It's perfectly possible to write a worm or virus that lives inside the user's space - but malware writers write their worms so that they try to copy themselves into places like "C:\windows". As a result, most malware, when run under a limited account simply dies. A worm writer could just as easily start by assuming the user doesn't have admin rights, and either write the worm to live inside the users space, or try to escalate privileges via expliots, or by simply asking the user for the admin password. With Windows Vista, I think we will see a lot of this. Worms will simply ask the user to type in the admin password, and the user will do it because they won't know any better. :\

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  57. Patch timing not the problem... by slackmaster2000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The problem is the Malicious Software Removal Tool itself. It's a half-assed product that just sort of does "some stuff." I'm not sure who it's intended for. As someone in IT I certainly have never once used it professionally. There's no point because we're already using better tools. As a PC user at home I have never bothered to use it because, again, there are already better (& free) tools out there.

    A program that removes some stuff that Microsoft decides is significant enought to be called "malicious" isn't much of a tool to begin with, and then to factor in that it's only updated once per month makes it even less valuable. Oh, I might also mention that the program only detects an underwhelming 54 "malicious programs?" Wow, gimme summa that.

    There's really no issue with Microsoft not releasing an update for the removal tool. It's expected, standard behavior. It's right there in the documentation, second paragraph. This is not an anti-virus program that updates daily, this is some kind of other tool that exists in an awkward dimension all of its own.

  58. Missing something? by SComps · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Microsoft is aware that the 'Kama Sutra/Blackworm/MyWife' worm will hit on Friday, overwriting office documents,


    Realizing this is ./ I fully expect to be laughed at here, but why do these submitters feel a need to place half-truths in their writeups to make MS look worse than it already does? This particular worm affects MANY files by extension, not just office documents. Writeups such as this only attract the anti-ms zealots and lull the uninformed into thinking they're just fine as long as they don't use Office. Even the link referred to in the article stated that it affected many files *including* office documents. Not exclusively office documents.

    *pop!* That was my karma. It was good karma but it's gone now. I've offended the fanboys.
    1. Re:Missing something? by rawg · · Score: 1

      Your missing it. "office documents" and "Office documents" are two different things. The first one refers to documents used in the office. The second refers to the MS Office product.

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    2. Re:Missing something? by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      (Sounds like a perfect "Ask Slashdot" question!)

      Realizing this is ./ I fully expect to be laughed at here, but why do these submitters feel a need to place half-truths in their writeups to make MS look worse than it already does?

      A1) Because if they don't, the editors will! (ba-da-bing!)

      A2) It ensures that the supporters of technology X will get riled up and post numerous rebuttals!

      A3) Sex sells, and controversy leads to more ad impressions for the submitter. (As well as for Slashdot's owners, but that leads us back into the first answer.)

      Figured I'd toss another log on the ol' bonfire.

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  59. All I said was, "What do you think of the outfit?" by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    will disinfect compromised computers, Microsoft said."

    After the damage is done to your files?


    ZEN: Repair monitors report explosive device attached to primary power channel.

    BLAKE: Where?

    ZEN: Hold three, access duct seven.

    BLAKE: Can the automatics neutralize it?

    ZEN: No.

    BLAKE: Why not?!

    ZEN: There is no damage.

    AVON: Computer logic. Until the bomb explodes there is nothing for the repair system to repair. Zen, can you reprogram the automatics?

    ZEN: Preemptive interference in crew activity is forbidden.

    BLAKE: Oh, he'll clear up after us, but he won't stop us making a mess!

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  60. Re:Simple fix by afidel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Setting up your own server is not the same as using a public store and forward delivery system. In fact the two are quite distinct. Email and ftp both have their places. If I am going to widely distribute something, or if I am sending out large files (>10MB) I use ftp, otherwise I use email. Hell I have my email client open all the time, I almost never have an ftp client open.

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  61. Re:Simple fix by Phurd+Phlegm · · Score: 1
    No files attached to e-mail!!! Thats what ftp is for. You want to give someone a file, send them a link to your ftp server. Is anyone else annoyed that e-mail is now synomymous with file transfers??
    I'm also annoyed that these new-fangled "compilers" and "assemblers" make it easy for the unwashed masses to produce their own software. A real man just uses "cat>a.out". It's easy enough to work around bytes that can't be produced by a real keyboard.

    In other words, "no."

  62. Re:Simple fix by Dare+nMc · · Score: 4, Insightful

    > You want to give someone a file, send them a link to your ftp server.
    get with the times, should be a tracking link to your torrent.
    ftp works for the 2% of people who have their own non nat, static ip address with a ftp server that hasn't been blasted off the face of the internet. I am even in the small percent that do have a static ip, but the people I send files to don't have VPN access to any of my servers, and having ftp openly accesable to the net would just be stupid (and which windows users have sftp client installed? ok I do have port 80 access to a webserver that could serve the file, but thats probably not average or easier than attach either.)

  63. mmkay by everphilski · · Score: 2, Insightful

    (1) it is a trojan, not a worm. If you have 100 stupid users then you have bigger problems.

    (2) there is a standalone patch available from Microsoft. Download it, put it on a network share or push it using SMS.

  64. Mod Parent UP! by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 1

    If software licenses were found illegal tomorrow, then all the "good stuff" (GPL, MIT, BSD) would be fine. There would still be copyright on the software. And you'd still be free to enter into completely voluntary agreement with the FSF or whoever if you want to add to/use their copyrighted stuff. However, stuff that takes away more individual rights than copyright would be illegal.

  65. I just ate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I'm about to throw up...

  66. Re:Simple fix by Shakrai · · Score: 1

    and having ftp openly accesable to the net would just be stupid (and which windows users have sftp client installed?

    Haven't you ever heard of iptables and port knocking for friends with dynamic IPs? --reject-with tcp-reset is your friend :) You could scan every single port on my PC and it'd get you nowhere. And all windows users have at least a basic command line ftp client by default.

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  67. Re:Hmph... by DuBois · · Score: 1
    I am a Citizen of the United States of America
    Shouldn't that be "...these United States of America"? The plural is what those old dead white guys wanted, no?
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  68. Stranger? WHAT stranger? by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
    How hard is it to not run software mailed to you by a stranger?

    "The email wasn't from a stranger. It was from my %#@! mother!"

    Social engineering, my friend. Social engineering. If you pretend to belong where you don't people are unlikely to ask you to leave. I've had staff at an airport give me a ride from one 'secure' area to another because I looked lik e I belonged, (I didn't realize, at the time, that I was doing anything wrong).

    The only way to completely shut down attacks like that is to turn off attachments alltogether. Good luck.

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  69. wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So not only do we pay for a windows licence, but now we have to pay to get security updates for what remains to be a faulty product. :\

    That's like selling a car with nothing in it at full price, then re-selling the axle, engine, doors, windows, brakes, etc again at full price. ^_^

  70. Trial/free anti-virus that remove Win32/MyWife by Aryeh+Goretsky · · Score: 5, Informative

    Hello,

    A bit of searching came up with the following free or trial versions of anti-virus programs which are capable of detecting and removing Win32/MyWife (née CME-24):

    Alwil - Avast! 4 Home Edition (free for personal non-commercial use)
    ESET - NOD32 trial version (30-day evaluation)
    Grisoft - AVG Free Edition (free for personal non-commercial use)
    Kaspersky Lab - Anti-Virus Personal 5.0 (30-day evaluation)
    McAfee - VirusScan (30-day evaluation)
    Microsoft - Windows Malicious Software Removal Tool (KB890830) (free)
    Panda - Titanium Antivirus 2006 (30-day evaluation)
    Sophos - Anti-Virus (30-day evaluation)
    Symantec - W32.Blackmal@mm Removal Tool (free)
    Trend Micro - PC-cillin Trial Version (30-day evaluation)

    I'm certain other readers will look up and post links to additional vendors, too. Ob-disclaimer: I happen to work for one of the companies listed above, so there.

    Regards,

    Aryeh Goretsky

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  71. Even people who should know better make mistakes by kalirion · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I remember receiving a "security patch" from the Microsoft Security Center on my college email account. I almost executed it too, before thinking "why in the hell would microsoft be sending security patches over email???" Later I found out that several professors in the university's Computer Science department fell for it....

  72. It makes perfect sense (kinda) by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
    Micrsoft has scheduled the updates for every 'black friday'. If they start releasing the updates when they're needed, then you'll have security releases all over the place -- destroying any appearance of control that MS pretends to have over the security arena.

    Remember: Microsoft appears to be controlled by their marketing department, not their engineering department. In such a regime, appearances are far more important than good customer support.

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  73. TROLL???? by gstoddart · · Score: 2, Informative

    How the hell is pointing out that it's not always "stupid and irresponsible users" a friggin' troll?

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    1. Re:TROLL???? by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If you haven't noticed, Slashdot has been invaded in recent years by a pro-Microsoft contingent who thinks Windows is great, outrage over its ridiculous security flaws is overblown, and who mod down those who point out how much time and money Windows has forced people to waste. For Christ's sake, you have to diaper Windows today with a hodge-podge of anti-virus, anti-spyware, firewall, registry cleaner, defragmenter, etc. just to keep it running smoothly for longer than six months, and even then, Windows naturally slows down after a year and requires a complete reinstall to regain its speed. Simply amazing.

      At least CBS News pointed out in their report on the worm that Mac users were unaffected.

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    2. Re:TROLL???? by toadlife · · Score: 1

      It's not a troll at all. Whomever modded it that way obviously needs their mod privs taken away, but you are ignoring the fact that the exect same vulnerabilities (the ones that allow automatic code execution) that are found in Windows are frequently found in all other OS's. So, not it's not always the users fault, but until someone (ANYONE...PLEASE!) can write a desktop platform sans these types of flaws, there is no use hammering on Microsoft, because there is no viable alternative.

      Reducing the monoculture and splitting marketshare between several OS's would probably help - at least with regards to these email worms, but I doubt if it would come close to solving the problem of users doing stupid things. The other option is to strip all of the functionlity out that can lead to these compromises, but would users buy it? Somehow I don't think they would.

      I don't care how secure Microsoft makes Vista, users will continue to infect their systems, because all that is needed to be compromised is the ability to introduce new code into the system. If users can still do that with Vista, then they will be infected. They will learn t simply click yes through all of the security warnings when new code is run. I'm willing to bet they will even type in the admin password when viruses ask for them - because thats the way users are.

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    3. Re:TROLL???? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Well, there are various mail clients that don't have this problem. Personally I use KMail with the HTML disabled (as is recommended). I presume that some of them will even run on MSWind, but unless you can remove IE, I don't know that this will make you safe. (It might. I used to use Pegasus Mail on MSWind98/2000*, and never had a problem with viruses. It didn't do much for spam, though.)

      *This was at work. I never agreed to the MSWind2000 EULA, someone else always clicked the accept button, and I refused to take that step even for my own system. (Ditto for other EULA bearing software after 1999, when I started to really read and think about the bloody things.) On the bright side, that's what caused me to switch to Linux.

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    4. Re:TROLL???? by toadlife · · Score: 1

      "Well, there are various mail clients that don't have this problem. Personally I use KMail with the HTML disabled (as is recommended)."

      That's great. I use thunderbird on both Windows and FreeBSD.

      But my point stands.

      Recently there was a very, very nasty bug patched for KDE 3.4+, which would allow autoamtic code execution through many different avenues. In the past there have been multiple image rendering flaws, zlib flaws, gaim flaws, firefox/mozilla flaws, mplayer flaws, real player flaws, adobe acrobat flaws...that could all be used to automatically run code on non windows systems.

      The flaws are there. The only ingreadient missing is the userbase to target.

      I guess I should take back my assertion that there is no viable alternative. Linux or OSX *are* viable alternatives for the simple fact that they are under the radar at the moment. I actually recommend Macs to the Windows users I talk to that get themselves infected all the time. They never take my advice though.

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  74. Why the Name? by stu42j · · Score: 1

    What's the history behind the name?

  75. Re:Simple fix by dantheman82 · · Score: 1

    >get with the times, should be a tracking link to your torrent. What is a torrent, to an average computer user? Maybe you should get with the times and give a regular link to your personal webspace URL or something so anyone can open it in the browser. A torrent requires a client on their end, and most don't have it installed.

    You expect too much of people...

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  76. Re:Simple fix by diersing · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Haven't you ever heard of iptables and port knocking for friends with dynamic IPs? --reject-with tcp-reset is your friend

    Clearly a solution for the unwashed masses. We can't seem to get people from double clicking every email attachment, I'm sure their ready to setup, configure and tweak their own IPTables.

  77. Does it destroy files on connected computers? by tinpan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What worries me is files on my servers being destroyed by Windows machines connected to them.

    Does this payload destroy files only on the local drives? On mounted drives, too? How about on mapped drives?

    How can I protect my Mac, Windows and Linux servers from infected clients?

    1. Re:Does it destroy files on connected computers? by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      How can I protect my Mac, Windows and Linux servers from infected clients?

      The same way you protect against any other threat of data corruption. Offline, generational backups.

      Buy (3) USB/firewire drives. Backup to the first drive for a week. Swap it out for the second drive and use that drive for a week. Then swap out #2 for #3 and use that for a week. Go back to start.

      Or you could use tape, or removable hard drive trays. No matter what you choose, the important feature is that your backup media be offline (not connected).

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    2. Re:Does it destroy files on connected computers? by tinpan · · Score: 1

      I've already go the rotational nightly backups -- So I can restore files from up to a week ago.

      I will scan the computers for destroyed files for the next few nights -- if ( (extenstionMatch) && (smallFileSize) && (startsWithString("DATA Error [47 0F 94 93 F4 F5]") ) -- and save the list of files to restore.

      And I'm considering writing a monitor for the Mac server that uses fs_usage and examines the files right after they are changed.

      But it would really be useful to know what infected clients can do to servers through what type of connection. I have no problem turning off SMB access for three days and insisting that WIndows clients use WinSCP, but only if it is know that infected machines can destroy files on servers via SMB.

  78. Re:Simple fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or you could just attach the file to an email (or IM) and not have to bother with all that crap (or in the case of most people, learning how to do all that crap, then installing and configuring whatever software they need to do all that crap, and getting everyone else they know to do the same).

  79. Nice. by Sr.+Pato · · Score: 1
    'Kama Sutra/Blackworm/MyWife'
    Am I the only one that got a nice, hardy chuckle out of reading that name?

    _(Person)_ read a book called the "Kama Sutra", then proceeded to whip out his "Blackworm", as he called it, and used his new found techniques on MyWife!
    ... BASTARD!
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  80. sex worm by Viriatus · · Score: 0

    i hope that Kama Sutra/Blackworm/MyWife worm will hit my wife to turn her into a sex maniac....

  81. Just like with other malware ... by Tim+Ward · · Score: 1

    ... I have chosen not to download and install and run this one, so I won't have a problem.

    Duh???

  82. Re:Simple fix by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

    Haven't you ever heard of iptables and port knocking for friends with dynamic IPs? --reject-with tcp-reset is your friend

    Clearly a solution for the unwashed masses. We can't seem to get people from double clicking every email attachment, I'm sure their ready to setup, configure and tweak their own IPTables.


    Well, there are a couple tools out there that make building/installing a *nix firewall a bit easier/friendlier than editing tables of rules, like "fwbuilder" http://www.fwbuilder.org/.

    Admittedly, few of the "unwashed masses" will be running a *nix box, but still, setting up a workstation firewall for *nix *is* getting easier.

    There are also a good number of liveCD-type firewall/router distros out there that require only very modest hardware, no hardrive, and a couple NICs to create a quite effective and easily set-up solution. Take a look here http://www.frozentech.com/content/livecd.php?pick= All&showonly=Firewall&sort=&sm=1

    Strat

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  83. So what's next? by philntc · · Score: 1

    At what point do these situations become a marketing opportunity for the competition? There is definitely a void to fill when it comes to protecting windows PCs.

  84. Re:Hmph... by kadathseeker · · Score: 1

    It changed over time to reflect the consolidation of power and the national sense of unity and identity. It was a pretty important historical shift when people began to describe themselves as Americans first, then by their state.

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  85. Slash Dot Headline Arithmetic by MicrosoftMyMoney$$.$ · · Score: 1

    "special computer required for Bill Gates' taxes" + "no malware patch unless you pay or the malware has already struck" = Why

  86. Re:RICO... suave... o/~ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pay per Bug new M$^10 strategie to maximize the shareholders' value.

    From the new Get the facts campaign:Windows $ystem$ outperform$ Linux on TCO

  87. The analogy is a bit broken by ne0nimda · · Score: 1

    You do have an interesting point. The Company XYZ would not be liable for a security guard. However, if the parents of the defacers offered to protect your home, then it would be extortion; although they did not directly cause the vandalism it was their responsibility to protect you anyway.

    Microsoft is withholding a correction to their product wich it flawed without it. They have a responsibility to repair defects in a program that you have already bought - especially if they already own the patch. You already own a claim to the software patch. An astute observer might note that their putting a market price on the patch and keeping it from you could also be construed as Larceny

  88. Somebody has to say this. by xactuary · · Score: 1
    Does this mean that on February 14th I will be doing Kama Sutra with MyWife using my Blackworm? There, I said it.

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  89. Let me get this straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) There is a flaw which will cause many Microsoft customers to lose data on a specific date in the near future.
    2) MS knows this
    3) MS has a fix in hand
    4) Unless you have paid extra on top of the already overpriced license fee, they will not give you this fix in time.

    I wonder how they plan to talk their way out of the class action.

  90. This would never happen in open source... by Xabraxas · · Score: 1

    You have to love the wonderful world of propietary software.

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  91. NOT A PATCH!! by JonXP · · Score: 1

    The malicious software removal tool is not a patch! It's a tool that is distributed during the monthly patch cycle downloads. A patch fixes a flaw, whereas there is no flaw that this virus exploits that needs to be patched.

  92. Re:Hmph... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It wasn't a gradual change; before 1861, people said "the United States are..." and after 1865, they said "the United States is..."

    I wonder what happened between those years?

  93. Re:Simple fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, you're a friggin dumbass. That's all I can say. Jesus is very dissapointed in you.

  94. So . . . What . . . by Framitz · · Score: 1

    This is not a patch or vulnerability issue.

    Microsoft has no obligation to protect people from their own greed and stupidity.
    I have NO sympathy for any idiot who loses data over this virus.

  95. Switch to *nix and use cron and rsync... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...to regularly whisk multiply-redundant copies of their stuff away to some other place on the hard drive. And never, ever tell them the root password.

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    1. Re:Switch to *nix and use cron and rsync... by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      Switch all their home machines to *nix? Umm no thanks. I don't want to admin dozens of people's home machines. Feel free to offer your services to them for free if you like. And I don't think switching to *nix and losing all their windows apps the bought and like will fly either.

  96. If you don't admin them, they will. by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    I can tell you from personal experience which of the two causes the most work. Hint: adminning a Linux box is mostly automated and the rest can be done by remote control, even over a low-bandwidth link.

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    1. Re:If you don't admin them, they will. by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      So admining their machiens with Linux is less work than not admining their machines at all? I don't think so.

  97. No, periodically rebuilding their machines... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...and constantly answering questions about spooky/random/malware-related problems that only arise because they can admin the machine is more work than adminning their machines with Linux. Roughly 3-6 times as much work, in practice, and that's working from the most annoying users.

    The only exception is if you firmly instruct them to stop bugging you and they treat the machines as kind-of thin clients: when things go wahoonie-shaped, insert the System Restore CD, reboot, and kiss your data/email/porn/whatever goodbye.

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    1. Re:No, periodically rebuilding their machines... by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      Did you read my post? These are peoples home machines. What on earth makes you think I'd even consider taking responsibility for maintining dozens of home machines?

      On top of that, training them to use *nix apps, making them ditch all their windows software, trying to maintain connections to all of them to admin them. No thanks. I'll stick to admining the OpenBSD machines at work I get paid to admin. If you want to do freebie home administration for the neighborhood, great. More power to you. Leave me out of it.