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  1. Dear Slashdot on Slashdot's Disagree Mail · · Score: 1

    Why the hell do I keep getting these emails you get? The total is up to TWO now - it is unbearable. Please desist!

  2. Fake bids. on Man Selling His Life On eBay · · Score: 4, Informative
    I saw this yesterday and thought the price was too low now - turns out it had been bid up to AUS$2,000,000 by jokers and he had to remove the fake bids.

    Link to the story here = http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,23908397-948,00.html

  3. Oh dear. on Virgin America Uses Linux to Entertain Inflight · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why do articles like this always remind of those people who used to write into Amiga Format saying they saw an Amiga in some movie or television show?

    "It even had the A570 expansion next to it, but the machine itself was the A1200 which is incompatible! It was AWESOME!"

  4. Re:So? on Woz Dumps on MacBook Air, iPhone, AppleTV · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wozniak won't be happy until every Apple project is personally designed and constructed by himself and comes with a copy of his autobiography.

  5. Groan. on Reznor Follows Radiohead, Offers Free Album · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ghosts I -- IV (Ghosts Volumes One though Four)

    Gee, thanks for clearing that up. I thought it was some new direct injection content delivery method.
  6. Brilliant news! on Rumors of Google and Dell iPhone Rival · · Score: 1

    Finally. Now everyone who has a Dell iPod player can get a matching Dell iPhone! It'll be just like the "other iPhone" but with all the benefits of being a Dell product!

    Where do I buy Google and Dell stock? I'm gonna be RICH!

  7. Re:Lame on Understanding Art for Geeks · · Score: 1

    Buried for being submitted to the wrong site.

  8. Great idea! on Cocaine Vaccine In the Works · · Score: 5, Funny
    Injecting yourself with "inactive" cocaine AND cholera! What could possibly go wrong?

    I'd like some anti-freeze to drink afterwards, please.

  9. Sad news. on Burying a Mainframe In Style · · Score: 2, Funny

    Shame they'll still be paying IBM for it for the next three years.

  10. Re:Pointless on Riding the Failure Cascade · · Score: 1

    A very basic "article" which reads like someone is currently really enjoying the word "cascade"...

  11. Re:I predict... on How They 3D Print Your WoW Character · · Score: 1

    I doubt it - the HP inkjet parts they are using will probably only be good for about three or four uses before they need to be replaced at some ridiculous price.

  12. Sigh. on Top Ten Scientific Discoveries of 2007 · · Score: 1

    If only I could go back in time and prevent the discovery of the Top Ten list.

  13. Re:Bush is relieved... on Iran Builds Supercomputer From Banned AMD Parts · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will 2008 be the year of Linux on the nuclear death machine mainframe? Next up, Iranian Information Minister Dvorakakakakak will tell us what the implications are.

  14. Re:Can't Be Downloaded? on Original Marvel Comics Going Online · · Score: 5, Funny

    What's to stop people from screenshotting the pages and placing them into a pdf?
    A visit from Dr.DMCA and his sidekick Kopyright Kid, of course.
  15. Re:Interesting on YouTube Video Warned About School Shooting · · Score: 5, Funny

    On the plus side, he uses PNG format for his images.

  16. Re:Some information... on Microsoft CIO Stuart Scott Gets Axed · · Score: 0, Troll

    I hardly think this is the time for name-calling. The poor guy is unemployed and has seven (that we know about so far) children to support.

  17. Some information... on Microsoft CIO Stuart Scott Gets Axed · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/exec/stuartsc/default.mspx

    * He is a Six Sigma black belt.
    * Scott lives with his wife and SEVEN children.
    * He helped "ensure that Microsoft is the "first and best customer" of its own products."
    * He spends his free time with his family, coaching sports teams, leading youth groups, and playing golf.

    I'm guessing...he was teaching Six Sigma karate to underprivileged inner-city girls and, as happened with his wife, got too close and BAM...instant pregnancies all round.

    Seriously...who has SEVEN CHILDREN? On PURPOSE?

  18. Give her a break! on Database Finds Fugitive After 35 Years · · Score: 3, Funny

    The authorities should focus on finding the one-armed man.

  19. Who cares! on Single Nanotube Becomes World's Smallest Radio · · Score: 2, Funny

    No wireless. Less space than a Nomad. Lame.

  20. Re:the people is working on The Uncertain Future of BitTorrent · · Score: 4, Funny

    Obviously a lack of seaders is preventing the spread of good righting.

    http://thepiratebay.org/search/oxford%20english%20dictionary/0/3/0

  21. Re:$150 a laptop? on The Khaki Bandit Strikes At IT - 130 Stolen Laptops · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh dear. Who will lead the OLPC initiative now that Nicholas Negroponte is in jail?

  22. HULU! on Hulu Launches With Few YouTube Killing Qualities · · Score: 1

    HULU THAR, DURLINGS!

    Pluse, PLUSE cahm and jewn mah nee sayte! Oot's gahing tah boo FUBULUS! Wa'll heve OOLL the cahlest vadeas freem sume af thu antirnut's BOGGEST und BASTEST toolents!

    LAVE und KESSES,
    Dame Edna Hulu

  23. Re:There is only one way to find out the truth. on Radiohead May Have Made $6-$10 Million on Name-Your Cost Album · · Score: 4, Funny

    Negative one hundred and two million Euro. Now go get your share.
    Our accountants have put this into our Excel spreadsheet and apparently we are in for a LOT of money.
  24. There is only one way to find out the truth. on Radiohead May Have Made $6-$10 Million on Name-Your Cost Album · · Score: 4, Funny
    If you downloaded the Radiohead album please reply here and say how much you paid, so that we can send a bill for our rightful share to Radiohead.

    Sincerely yours,
    The RIAA

  25. Re:Well, we haven't do that exactly... on Churches Use Halo To Spread the Word, Raise Eyebrows · · Score: 1, Funny

    At my church (church of about 100 in a town of 2000) we happily use video games and things like that to bring teens in.
    What happened - did you run out of puppies? Did they stop believing that their parents really HAD been in an accident and you'd been sent to collect them from school?

    What kind of "church" are you part of, exactly!