Okay, I know I'm trolling, but since Microsoft will only be adding pop-up blocking to the IE in Windows XP and presumably in new versions of Windows, I expect that you might see the following pop-up on MSN:
C1icXs h3re t0 ge7 teh ch3@Pe5t Wind0ze XP upgr@De with no pr0n popupz.
I was just wondering: Is a corporate network more likely to get hosed over an open port in the firewall through some exploit, or is the network more likely to get hosed because some PHB clicked on an attachment in Outlook?
As for myself, I'd like to have a router from Verisign. Considering how they've so carefully protected the structure of the.com and.net tlds that they've been entrusted with, I think that a router from them would be a much more reliable product.
Don't worry about him not pronouncing NUCLEAR correctly. His number one nemesis in the US Senate cannot pronounce the term SOCIAL SECURITY correctly. Let me explain, Dashcle, it's SO-SHUL SECURITY.
OK, if we've only created that much data, it's time to get to work. Screen-saver authors, please add the following to the main() segment of your code:
long x;
{ for (true)
x = rand();
send_to_info_glut(x); }
Please send the data created to Info Glut, and while you're at it, send it to all the spammers and to SCO. With some luck, you might DDOS them off the internet.
I started reading this and the following statement caught my attention:
She then introduced the next two speakers, who she said "speak around the country on this specific piece of legislation." Senator Trail asked her why we needed this legislation at all since we already had laws that made cable theft illegal. She stated that the existing law only covers analog, not digital cable theft--giving the impression that, without this new bill, digital cable theft is legal. In responding to Senator Trail's continuing questions about this, she also admitted that the primary goal of the new legislation was getting stronger civil penalties.
Are they actually claiming that it's legal to steal cable TV if the cable is digital?????? WTF???????
I swear to God, I will never give my money to a company that screws me over like that. I'll have to find something other than computers to spend my spare time with. It would amount to legalized robbery.
Why would you pay $700 to be certified as a Minesweeper Consultant and Solitaire Expert?
Suppose that HDTV headers look like this:
TITLE,DATE,BCAST, try this
int main()
{ string HDTV = broadcast.getHeader();
HDTV = HDTV & 11111111110;
cout outputDev HDTV;
return 0; }
Now, I'm going to put on my tinfoil fat so the DMCA police can't find me.
It's /.ed. Nice work, people.
Check it out http://www.overclocked.org/OCspare.htm
C1icXs h3re t0 ge7 teh ch3@Pe5t Wind0ze XP upgr@De with no pr0n popupz.
Now, I can make all my phone sex calls without worrying about my parents seeing the paper trail. w00t!!!
Darl, may your television only get the weather channel!
I was just wondering: Is a corporate network more likely to get hosed over an open port in the firewall through some exploit, or is the network more likely to get hosed because some PHB clicked on an attachment in Outlook?
You've got Oracle's projected role totally wrong. Oracle will need to design a database to keep track of all of SCO's ridiculous IP claims.
As for myself, I'd like to have a router from Verisign. Considering how they've so carefully protected the structure of the .com and .net tlds that they've been entrusted with, I think that a router from them would be a much more reliable product.
Don't worry about him not pronouncing NUCLEAR correctly. His number one nemesis in the US Senate cannot pronounce the term SOCIAL SECURITY correctly. Let me explain, Dashcle, it's SO-SHUL SECURITY.
Personally, I'm waiting to upgrade until they come out with LinuxXP (tm)
Yeah, you are missing one. Imagine a beowulf cluster of Suns!!!!
I know that the industry players will hype MacOS 10.3 for the masses, but what I want to know is, will it run Linux?
Gator = Spyware and Claria = Gator
Therefore, Claria = Spyware.
long x;
{ for (true)
x = rand();
send_to_info_glut(x); }
Please send the data created to Info Glut, and while you're at it, send it to all the spammers and to SCO. With some luck, you might DDOS them off the internet.
She then introduced the next two speakers, who she said "speak around the country on this specific piece of legislation." Senator Trail asked her why we needed this legislation at all since we already had laws that made cable theft illegal. She stated that the existing law only covers analog, not digital cable theft--giving the impression that, without this new bill, digital cable theft is legal. In responding to Senator Trail's continuing questions about this, she also admitted that the primary goal of the new legislation was getting stronger civil penalties.
Are they actually claiming that it's legal to steal cable TV if the cable is digital?????? WTF???????
Please, that captures the way Congress acts better than any other post so far in this discussion.
Just think about it. We have an overabundance of /. first post trolls!
The SCO gift card could be the hottest item on the market this Christmas season.
I swear to God, I will never give my money to a company that screws me over like that. I'll have to find something other than computers to spend my spare time with. It would amount to legalized robbery.
No, it would become the property of SCO, along with the source code to Half Life 2.
How about slashdot goatse trolls?
Imagine some goatse slashdot troll were to hack your glasses. That'd ruin your day, wouldn't it???
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