All right that's it; I live in Honolulu, it's 12:40 am; I think that I can get to Dole's farm by 2:00 am. I'm going to snag some pineapples, because obviously, since they are helping thieves sustain themselves, it's okay for me to be ripping them off. However, someone told me that there is a $500 fine for stealing agricultural products, so I think I might want to keep a low profile.
During the install of OO.org at the Israeli government office, the beast Clippy pops up
It looks like you're trying to migrate away from Microsoft Office. What would you like me to do?
Hit the big red switch and give you a few minutes to reconsider? Remind you that Bill 0wnz j00? Send an MS FUD press release to The Register. Commit harikari?
That last one is one I have been waiting a long time for Clippy to offer to do.
With all due respect, I would like to make an analogy. Many of you say that Bush cannot be trusted because he has been involved in the oil industry. It is as though business experience disqualifies a person from being fit for President. However, at the same time, we complain about our elected officials being oblivious to technology. I guarantee you that if Bush were an experienced techie, Barbara Boxer and Tom Dashcle would be screaming that Bush is in bed with the computer industry, and yet somehow life goes on...
No, but imagine when they arrested this guy. It says he way naked from the waist down with a computer in his lap. I imagine Officer Bob and Officer Jim happened by. Officer Bob says "Alright, you pervert, you're goin' downtown. Jim, handcuff him!" "No way, freak, YOU handcuff him!"
In SOVIET RUSSIA, a beowulf cluster of these imagines YOU.
2. Every time there is a story on/. about some guy getting ethernet on an ancient computer, the server will melt and someone will say that the web page must be hosted on said computer
In a recent press release, McBride has announced that SCO will be suing a prominent doctor within the next 90 days. It had something to do with the
using namespace std;
directive. McBride says that the std namespace obviously belongs to them and their rights to std::AIDS, std::syphillus, and std::herpes are being violated.
No, capitalism is not working against us. Capitalism is working against SCO because we chose not to buy their products. Now, they are trying the force "the invisible hand" that is choosing Linux.
When you obfuscate the law and have the source to Linux, which is rightfully yours, returned, and there is SCOLinux on the shelf at Wal-mart; if I take it home and install it, will I have to go through some wacky "product activation" scheme?
When I read your instructions, I honestly began to move my cursor to the lower-left hand corner of the screen to do this, but then I realized that I just reformatted my drive and installed Linux on it. I don't have a copy of XP on hand.
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Kazaa said that it required Windows 98 or better, so I installed LINUX! No more spyware!
If there is life on a planet revolving around Vega, could that life consist of slashdot trolls? Just imagine the aliense.cx links!
In counterstrike, I am
f1yN c]-[Ik3n l0vR
I like this comment. Next, I want French Tickler = Freedom Tickler
This has already been done. I saw a computer get infected with a virus that did exactly that. It made calls to a computer in Vanitua, I believe.
CSS = Content Scrambling System
CSS = Content Style Sheet
CSS = Core System Software
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I like the idea of being about to verify that my vote counted, but how will everyone being able to verify their vote stop dead people from voting?
It looks like you're trying to migrate away from Microsoft Office. What would you like me to do?
Hit the big red switch and give you a few minutes to reconsider?
Remind you that Bill 0wnz j00?
Send an MS FUD press release to The Register.
Commit harikari?
That last one is one I have been waiting a long time for Clippy to offer to do.
Aha, and as I see, Microsoft's 10% will add up to 10.09%. What a thinly veiled attempt to steal even more from standards!!!
Actually, the ozone "hole" is over the south pole.
How about the one where a guy is applying for a job at "Dumbass & Dumbass" and at the end, the interviewer says, "The name is Du-mas.
I believe that "where's the beef" could be recycled for a h3rb1 9en1s 3n1@rgm3n+ suplum3n7.
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With all due respect, I would like to make an analogy. Many of you say that Bush cannot be trusted because he has been involved in the oil industry. It is as though business experience disqualifies a person from being fit for President. However, at the same time, we complain about our elected officials being oblivious to technology. I guarantee you that if Bush were an experienced techie, Barbara Boxer and Tom Dashcle would be screaming that Bush is in bed with the computer industry, and yet somehow life goes on...
No, but imagine when they arrested this guy. It says he way naked from the waist down with a computer in his lap. I imagine Officer Bob and Officer Jim happened by. Officer Bob says "Alright, you pervert, you're goin' downtown. Jim, handcuff him!" "No way, freak, YOU handcuff him!"
In SOVIET RUSSIA, a beowulf cluster of these imagines YOU.
2. Every time there is a story on
3. more Microsoft / SCO FUD
You'll for sure be sued by the guy who patented the WHILE loop. Get over it and pay up.
using namespace std;
directive. McBride says that the std namespace obviously belongs to them and their rights to std::AIDS, std::syphillus, and std::herpes are being violated.
No, capitalism is not working against us. Capitalism is working against SCO because we chose not to buy their products. Now, they are trying the force "the invisible hand" that is choosing Linux.
When you obfuscate the law and have the source to Linux, which is rightfully yours, returned, and there is SCOLinux on the shelf at Wal-mart; if I take it home and install it, will I have to go through some wacky "product activation" scheme?
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Will this new ]_[bur 3133t supercomputer run linux?
When I read your instructions, I honestly began to move my cursor to the lower-left hand corner of the screen to do this, but then I realized that I just reformatted my drive and installed Linux on it. I don't have a copy of XP on hand.
Check it out. If you go to forbes.com, this is the story at the top of the page, as opposed to being burried in some tech news link.