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  1. Re:Very suspect ... on Mac OS X Running On Xbox · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah you're right. It doesn't load at all. HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX...

    Oh wait, slashdot effect. :D

  2. Crackers? on S. Korea Claims N. Korea Has Trained 600 Crackers · · Score: 0


    They trained 600 white guys to stand around the airport all day so that when people arrive, they think they are in ohio? Oh wait, they are hackers too apparantly. They must take shifts at the local slaughterhouse.

  3. Re:Ransomware... on Devil Whiskey to Bring Back RPG Gaming · · Score: 0

    (And this is meant directly for the Devil Whiskey developer. If you escrow your code, I'll put up and pay the $25 for your software, even though I have no intention of actually playing.) Until then, it's just extortion...

    Bullshit. Why is it that everyone who gives their software for free expects everyone else to give it away for free too? Is no one allowed to make money of their work in the eyes of you open source fanatics? And just how is this a loophole in the GPL? As stated, you have zero intertest in the game itself, you just want to spread your OSS proproganda.What's good for you must be good for everyone huh?

    *I'm not knocking Open Source or the GPL

  4. Re:The Final Cut on Movie Distribution Via Satellite · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    No, but I'm sure the new option called 'blatant whore' will be named after you.

  5. How Long on Movie Distribution Via Satellite · · Score: -1, Redundant

    The real question should be how long until we can do the moviegoers a favour, and replace the bad movies with hillarious flash animation of badgers, mushrooms and snakes? Or public service anouncements telling that that they can get linux on their computers now.

  6. Re:Not Rocket Science on Keeping Microsoft Happy · · Score: 0

    It was going to be a red button, but then I got thinking of a blue screen popping up when they hit it, so I made it blue.

  7. Re:Kettle, Meet Pot on Keeping Microsoft Happy · · Score: 0

    I didn't even know the Seattle Weekly wrote software.

    Neither do they. That would be the reason, that it is so porrly written.

  8. Re:Kettle, Meet Pot on Keeping Microsoft Happy · · Score: 0

    that story was porrly written.

    Their software is porrly written too!

  9. Not Rocket Science on Keeping Microsoft Happy · · Score: 4, Funny


    To keep Mircosoft happy, you give them a big blue button that says "SCREW SOMEONE OVER" in big bold letters. As long as they can keep pressing it, they'll never lose their errections.

  10. Re:My only problem with the game on Peter Molyneux Apologizes for Fable · · Score: 1

    Anyone know of a nice long RPG in the works? I remember playing Wizardry 7 for months before I was able to get all the way through it.

    Are we talking Xbox only?
    Jade Empire
    Star Wars KOTOR 2
    Lord of the Rings: The Third Age (done up as if a japanese style CRPG)

  11. Prior Art on Microsoft FAT Patent Rejected · · Score: 2, Funny

    Aren't 95% of us North Americans FAT?

  12. Re:Obligitory Windows Putdown. on Gartner Says Linux PCs Just Used To Pirate Windows · · Score: 0

    So what your saying is that a gimped os wobbling with a pegleg is not by definition a pirate?

  13. 5 Minutes Later on Gartner Says Linux PCs Just Used To Pirate Windows · · Score: -1, Troll


    Gartner: Hahaha, I'm so full of shit, I just want to troll on Slashdot!

  14. Re:memo to self on Mount St. Helens Alert Status Increased · · Score: 0

    Live near hurricane central instead.

  15. Re:Interesting web sites from doggy cam.... on Upgrade Your Dog · · Score: 0

    of a dog having sex

    ... with himself

  16. Re:Interesting web sites from doggy cam.... on Upgrade Your Dog · · Score: 0

    ... by yourself

    To voyeur porn.

  17. Re:How do you pronounce PStwo? on No Hard Drive Bay On PStwo · · Score: 0

    "Holy shit, you look like hell, what happened to you?"
    "Dude, I went into EB and asked for a psstwoh."
    "Oh, same thing happened to my my brother."

  18. FOUL! on Madden NFL 2005 Coming to Palm OS and Pocket PC · · Score: 0

    Their pockets will have plenty of room for those Pocket PCs after Electronic Arts 'appropriates' all the profits.

  19. Re:How do you pronounce PStwo? on No Hard Drive Bay On PStwo · · Score: 0

    "psstwoh" would cause mass confusion everywhere. You wouldn't know if they were talking consoles, or about to show you their kung-fu. o_O

  20. Re:Hmm... on Andy Phelps Proposes 'B-Sides' For Games · · Score: 1, Insightful

    >> Not everyone feels comfortable buying games online.

    Not everyone feels comfortable buying their girl tampons at the store, but that doesn't mean you get them as free pack-ins with Tomb Raider! Seriously though, I doubt any publisher would go for this, that's what their jewel case value software divisions are for.

  21. Re:It all makes sense now on Kazaa Loses P2P Crown To Edonkey · · Score: -1, Troll

    Because he wants to watch David's manboobs bouncing in a tight red swimsuit, from some freaky bootleg blooper reel. Why else?

  22. www.whereisphantom.com on Infinium Labs to Miss Release Date · · Score: 0

    You want to know where the Phantom is? The entire stock(1) is in a landfill. Does anyone actually care about this machine? The whole thing seems to be a scam where they get people to invest in the hardware, and then spend their money.

    Their offices most likely consist of a 20x20 room with a mini-fridge full of beers and a pool table. They have one of their little nephews in the back room making case mods over the tiniest PC parts they can find, so that their work in progress shots can attract new investors.

  23. Go Mircosoft! on Longhorn's Copy Protection Standard · · Score: 1, Insightful



    Microsoft controls the secure format

    IRONY - 2. A sort of humor, ridicule, or light sarcasm, which adopts a mode of speech the meaning of which is contrary to the literal sense of the words.

  24. Re:Netscape on Critical Mozilla, Thunderbird Vulnerabilities · · Score: 0

    Are there even 50 known users of Netscape? o_O

  25. Re:Wow, on Rio Carbon MP3 Has A 5G CF To Be Cannibalized · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Well since you are an annon coward, I guess you'd be taking those pictures from the bushes?