I need to start a company called Big Time Corperation so I can pull some of that shit. I'll go around town with a few hundred bucks, buying everything I see, telling every store clerk that my payment will not exceed 31 dollars!
"Sir, we have a 1337 dude" on line one."
So what are the phones companies going to do after this goes into wide usages? Call the service Caller-Maybe? It rhymes.
Had they won this case, SCO would have claimed ownership of Verizon and took it down anyways. It's a "serivce"(ha) so damn bad, that even intarweb surfers can come up with 15 techy reasons why it sucks.
Had there been a better judge, Verizon would have had to give up on.com and hand it over to someone half competant, and in it's place they would get control over.pwned.
Am I the only one who doesn't care about Half Life at this point? Half Life and CS to me is the game that attracts all the hackers and lamers, while letting me play my other games in peace.
Isn't it the truth though? Aren't we all microsoft's bitches? Microsoft, at this point could just just do a massive search and replace in their software, changing the word user to bitch all over the place.
WECLOME BITCH, TO WINDOWS XP SP3 Don't expect much, don't get much, but send us all your money.
The real reason Office will be hosted online, is that Longhorn will require so much harddrive space to install, that you won't have room for any programs of your own. If you install a bigger hard drive, the swap file will immediaetly eat it up.:)
And the year before that?
This is a tired old argument that never goes nowhere. Why do people think they can keep writing the same article over and over and because of it, people will start converting to Linux in droves?
And the BSOD award for the only person in the world able to fuck up a simple Windows install goes to... (Just kidding!)
Can't you download the updates you need on another machine, and move them over? Failing that, use a knoppix CD or something and download them into a folder until you can boot up XP?
I agree. The first game was great wether you liked the series or not. Somehow the team that handled the second (Eurocom?) Destroyed the second game. They messed around the the engine. The most annoying thing is that the CAMERA COLIDES WITH THE LEVEL GEOMETRY! Killed the game.
Also the fact that the actual fighting controls were nerfed didn't help.
Ah WWF No Mercy. About 50% of the cartrdiges had bad batteries causing the games to lose all their save data. It really sucks when a year and a half of stats and create-a-wrestlers disapear.
Morrowind was more tolerable. At least nothing was ever lost. Well.. except maybe all the loading time from reseting after crashes.
WWE RAW2 - Game is so buggy at times it's barely playable. At times you literally lose control of your character. How nice. The PC will often try to pin the player in excess of 20 times in a row. The player is unable to get up in between these pinnings. Basically it's 5 minutes of button mashing and cursing.:) Every season mode match at exactly the 3:00 mark, every single enemy of yours in the league will run in to interfere in your match.. except.. THEY ATTACK YOUR OPPONENT! The poor AI and bad programming make playing anything but a normal match pointless. But oh well.. that's my only choice so I have to enjoy it for what it is, and be thankful that the dev team was fired.
Buffy 2: Chaos Bleeds - Check out the official message boards. You will see the same repated messages over and over. In on mode you can't play more than 5 minutes most of the time without a crash. In the story mode / single player game most copies would lock up the console at the same specific points for all users. Nothing was ever done about it. It really sucks constantly replaying through 2 hour levels and having it crash right before the end. The only way I could see all of the game was to get a game save from the xbox mag that had all levels opened. The first game was great, but this sequel was handed off to another team who complettly killed it off.
I know of a few more. But I don't own them, so I can't do the bugs justice.:)
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The Human Locator can't yet identify, say, obese pedestrians and then bombard them with images of a cheeseburger and fries.
Good thing too, the resulting stampedes would kill the remaining skinny people, and there would be a clown in the white house... oh wait! O_o
>> I refuse to drive like an old person.
>> www.brainglass.com
IRONY!
You can get illegal cable hookups in your car now? Wow, the marvels of modern technology.
I need to start a company called Big Time Corperation so I can pull some of that shit. I'll go around town with a few hundred bucks, buying everything I see, telling every store clerk that my payment will not exceed 31 dollars!
Also, how long before some Linux guy calls in as Bill Gates, and transfers all funds to Linus?
"Sir, we have a 1337 dude" on line one." So what are the phones companies going to do after this goes into wide usages? Call the service Caller-Maybe? It rhymes.
Verisign, Verizon.. bah! :)
Had they won this case, SCO would have claimed ownership of Verizon and took it down anyways. It's a "serivce"(ha) so damn bad, that even intarweb surfers can come up with 15 techy reasons why it sucks.
Had there been a better judge, Verizon would have had to give up on
Half Life 2 Preload / Bullshit overload.
Am I the only one who doesn't care about Half Life at this point? Half Life and CS to me is the game that attracts all the hackers and lamers, while letting me play my other games in peace.
Screw the net! I spend all my time on teh intarweb!
Isn't it the truth though? Aren't we all microsoft's bitches? Microsoft, at this point could just just do a massive search and replace in their software, changing the word user to bitch all over the place.
WECLOME BITCH, TO WINDOWS XP SP3
Don't expect much, don't get much, but send us all your money.
The real reason Office will be hosted online, is that Longhorn will require so much harddrive space to install, that you won't have room for any programs of your own. If you install a bigger hard drive, the swap file will immediaetly eat it up. :)
Stop pounding off to DOA: Extreme Beach Volleyball, and you will find the controller doesn't slip out of your hands as much.
Thw above post pretty much sums up the typical RIAA meeting.
I guess some people will cover their chips with little tinfoil hats so they don't broadcast to home?
I believe that stands for SCO FUCK YOU.
And the year before that? This is a tired old argument that never goes nowhere. Why do people think they can keep writing the same article over and over and because of it, people will start converting to Linux in droves?
Once, I painted my monitor screen blue. That way I didn't have to turn on the computer to run windows.
Yeah. Throw all that stuff on the disc. And while they are at it, maybe they can throw on a movie too.
Then again, maybe if they sent out blank disc, they would get better reviews. "Nothing is better than Gigli!"
And the BSOD award for the only person in the world able to fuck up a simple Windows install goes to... (Just kidding!)
Can't you download the updates you need on another machine, and move them over? Failing that, use a knoppix CD or something and download them into a folder until you can boot up XP?
IRREVERSIBLE!!
*Until the first guy who puts his copy in a ziplock bag is arrested for breaking the DMCA!
"That's your mission... now ...imagine a beowulf cluster of these disks... for 5 seconds."
I agree. The first game was great wether you liked the series or not. Somehow the team that handled the second (Eurocom?) Destroyed the second game. They messed around the the engine. The most annoying thing is that the CAMERA COLIDES WITH THE LEVEL GEOMETRY! Killed the game. Also the fact that the actual fighting controls were nerfed didn't help.
Ah WWF No Mercy. About 50% of the cartrdiges had bad batteries causing the games to lose all their save data. It really sucks when a year and a half of stats and create-a-wrestlers disapear.
:) Every season mode match at exactly the 3:00 mark, every single enemy of yours in the league will run in to interfere in your match.. except.. THEY ATTACK YOUR OPPONENT! The poor AI and bad programming make playing anything but a normal match pointless. But oh well.. that's my only choice so I have to enjoy it for what it is, and be thankful that the dev team was fired.
:)
Morrowind was more tolerable. At least nothing was ever lost. Well.. except maybe all the loading time from reseting after crashes.
WWE RAW2 - Game is so buggy at times it's barely playable. At times you literally lose control of your character. How nice. The PC will often try to pin the player in excess of 20 times in a row. The player is unable to get up in between these pinnings. Basically it's 5 minutes of button mashing and cursing.
Buffy 2: Chaos Bleeds - Check out the official message boards. You will see the same repated messages over and over. In on mode you can't play more than 5 minutes most of the time without a crash. In the story mode / single player game most copies would lock up the console at the same specific points for all users. Nothing was ever done about it. It really sucks constantly replaying through 2 hour levels and having it crash right before the end.
The only way I could see all of the game was to get a game save from the xbox mag that had all levels opened. The first game was great, but this sequel was handed off to another team who complettly killed it off.
I know of a few more. But I don't own them, so I can't do the bugs justice.
Litterally...
Somebody set up us the LED.
All your LED are belong to us.