Yeah, way to go Carmack. MAYBE WHEN YOU MAKE A GAME THAT INS'T A "Update your PC now so you can play the 45th rendition Wolfenstein 3d again with more polygons Nyahahaha" 3D RENDERER TECH DEMO YOU CAN COMMENT ON VIDEO GAMES...
Now If you'll excuse me, I'm going back to playing Morrowind.... OH NO! LOOK! IT CAME WITH A BOOK! IT HAS DEPTH! OMG IT REQUIRES ME TO THINK AND HAVE AN ATTENTION SPAN! IT MUST BE TOO HARD! Quick! Someone hand me PONG!
*plays Pong... SCORES!* Hahaha! I jwned ur n00b a$$! I AM 'teh' l33t guy! Hehe.. Look, this simple game even impr0ved my voucabulary.
Thank you Microsoft. This is really a step in the right direction. Now we can move on to bigger and better things, like halting development of IE and the Windows OS.
Again with this bullshit excuse to step in on privacy/freedom? Anything can be done now in the name of Stopping Terrorism?
"Oh look, that guy bought an RFIDed Turban, he must be a terrorist Also our records show that he has seen the movie Con-Air 3 times, further proving our suspisions."
It seems I come here everyday, and everyday SCO continues to take on more and more people. What's next The planet? Because O is round just like the planet?
What's next?
SCO takes on Earth, warns other planets are next.
SCO takes on _Your God Here_.
SCO takes on the penguin population.
Elvis found alive, SCO to sue.
SCO takes on MiCrOSoft.
SCO to battle RIAA at Wrestlemania.
SCO to drop Linus' kids from hotel window.
I read about what the Pac-Man game does. "Pac-Man" plays on a gba looking like the classic game, and the 3 ghosts play on the gamecube in 3d not being able to see the whole maze. Seems expensive, and useless in single player?
To play you need:
1 Gamecube 1 GameBoy Advance (nice way to offload some GBA SPs)
3 Gamecube Controllers 1 Cable to plug the GBA into the controller slot 1 Disc/Cartridge set.
Nintendo used to be original, and they used to be the innovators.
Now they always seem to be behind the times. No matter how much they say they don't cater to kids, that is what they are doing. I used to love playing the Mario Brothers games, and the rest of the games with the Nintendo mascots. But they've changed. They are now dumbed down, and all the characters have to yell out "woohoo" "yipeee" "weeeeeeee" in an overly annoying high pitched voice over and over. How the mighty have fallen.
I read an interview with Miyamoto a few months ago, and he talked about how he wanted to change his kiddy image and try something new and innovative.... and this year he comes to E3 with PAC-MAN!? HE'S JOKING RIGHT?
A plumber washing gook off of an island and fighting weird squishy enemies - thats original.
Mario turned racist and took over japan?:O Damn Miyamoto, what have you been smoking?
Yes, the Grand Theft Auto franchise went down the tubes today. The gameplay now consists of beating hookers to death, then knocking on doors and speeding away on a segway laughing like a school girl before they answer.
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Would you like some blue screened toast with your DRM coffee?
But it seems you are still in need of help! You need a spine, and a set, then maybe you won't be an annonymous coward.
Is it me, or does is there something really wrong when a company that is world famous for CRASHING gets involved in the automotive industry?
And now after going to the knoppix site, the author has shut the project down. :o(
I was always under the impression that if I wanted to use gnome in knoppix I could just toggle it at the startup screen?
Now we can finally find out what happens when you introduce penguins into the bandicoot's habitat.
Yeah, way to go Carmack. MAYBE WHEN YOU MAKE A GAME THAT INS'T A "Update your PC now so you can play the 45th rendition Wolfenstein 3d again with more polygons Nyahahaha" 3D RENDERER TECH DEMO YOU CAN COMMENT ON VIDEO GAMES...
Now If you'll excuse me, I'm going back to playing Morrowind.... OH NO! LOOK! IT CAME WITH A BOOK! IT HAS DEPTH! OMG IT REQUIRES ME TO THINK AND HAVE AN ATTENTION SPAN! IT MUST BE TOO HARD! Quick! Someone hand me PONG!
*plays Pong... SCORES!* Hahaha! I jwned ur n00b a$$! I AM 'teh' l33t guy! Hehe.. Look, this simple game even impr0ved my voucabulary.
Thank you Microsoft. This is really a step in the right direction. Now we can move on to bigger and better things, like halting development of IE and the Windows OS.
Again with this bullshit excuse to step in on privacy/freedom? Anything can be done now in the name of Stopping Terrorism? "Oh look, that guy bought an RFIDed Turban, he must be a terrorist Also our records show that he has seen the movie Con-Air 3 times, further proving our suspisions."
It seems I come here everyday, and everyday SCO continues to take on more and more people. What's next The planet? Because O is round just like the planet?
What's next?
SCO takes on Earth, warns other planets are next.
SCO takes on _Your God Here_.
SCO takes on the penguin population.
Elvis found alive, SCO to sue.
SCO takes on MiCrOSoft.
SCO to battle RIAA at Wrestlemania.
SCO to drop Linus' kids from hotel window.
Colin Powell: "Looks like we are so totally fucking over the american public with another awesome backdoor program."
George Bush: "Backdoor program? What is our excuse this time?"
Colin Powell: "Osama Bin Ladin."
George Bush: "Whoaaaa terrorism! Heheh But what are we really spending the money on."
Colin Powell: "A little of this, a little of that, some for Area 51, but mostly drugs and porno."
Both: "Excellent!"
*Both high five and play guitar*
This is about the right time for SCO to change their logo to a little chihuahua humping Tux the penguin's leg.
umm... Resistance is futile?
I don't know what y'all are talking about, my son is Billy Jim Bob, not GoatLick69.
Didn't you know I have a a patent on the letters S,C, and O? We can discuss what you owe me for licensing now.
Landslide wins / losses will become buffer overflow wins and losses.
an NVIDIA bus?
I'm going to patent obesity. :) Then everyone can start paying me out of their own fat asses. (_$_)
Then again, maybe I should patent that before Amazon does.
P2P by antenna.
I read about what the Pac-Man game does. "Pac-Man" plays on a gba looking like the classic game, and the 3 ghosts play on the gamecube in 3d not being able to see the whole maze.
Seems expensive, and useless in single player?
To play you need:
1 Gamecube
1 GameBoy Advance (nice way to offload some GBA SPs)
3 Gamecube Controllers
1 Cable to plug the GBA into the controller slot
1 Disc/Cartridge set.
What happens when you have no one to play with?
Now they always seem to be behind the times. No matter how much they say they don't cater to kids, that is what they are doing. I used to love playing the Mario Brothers games, and the rest of the games with the Nintendo mascots. But they've changed. They are now dumbed down, and all the characters have to yell out "woohoo" "yipeee" "weeeeeeee" in an overly annoying high pitched voice over and over. How the mighty have fallen.
I read an interview with Miyamoto a few months ago, and he talked about how he wanted to change his kiddy image and try something new and innovative.... and this year he comes to E3 with PAC-MAN!? HE'S JOKING RIGHT?
Mario turned racist and took over japan?
Debugging that thing would be hell!
And it would all be fun and games for the ants until the fan blew and fried them all!!!
*ducking flying fruit*
Yes, the Grand Theft Auto franchise went down the tubes today. The gameplay now consists of beating hookers to death, then knocking on doors and speeding away on a segway laughing like a school girl before they answer.