Dammit! I was just about to catch the last pokémon, when all of a sudden the screen started flashing and it said "If this banner is flashing, you've won!" So I pushed A, and it closed, then something that looked like a window popped up and said my computer is broadcasting an IP address! Haha those fools, I'm not even on a computer, and I don't gotta pee! So I pressed A and closed it. Then after that I saw a girl spread her legs, and that's when my Mom took away my gameboy, and now it's illegal to own one in 48 states.
So you mean I can pull Diablo2 off the shelf, and play it again.. it will be so different this time!
First I'll run around with my two swords, chanting battle cries and killing everything that moves! Oh wait.. that's not so different ok ok.. i know.. after the killing, I'll pick up the new random drops.. just like the old random drops but this time they have NEW COLORS! oh joy!
Now if I kill 1,000,000 end bosses online, there is a 1 in 30,000 chance I find an ancient sword of uber sucking + 5! (sucks more and more of the players life away)(TM BLIZZARD)
Of course, this is just so they can hold me over until DIABLO3, where again for the third time, there will be a great need for someone to run around killing everything that moves.
Am I to believe that James Maguire(the overview author) paid 95 dollars to read that?
STEP 1: 'PURCHASE DOCUMENT'
STEP 2: 'WRITE OVERVIEW'
STEP 3: 'PAY BANDWIDTH BILL AFTER SLASHDOTTERS INVADE THE SERVER.
STEP 4: ???
STEP 5: PROFIT!!!
It's too late guys, I emailed Microsoft about this matter this morning and Bill went down there in person this afternoon. After allot of hair pulling and name calling, Microsoft now owns it. They have renamed it Mircosoft Dead Bird (The name of a biker in Whistler,BC who frequents the Longhorn Lounge). It's already been severly broken and it's being included in the next windows service pack to make Internet explorer look that much better.
The final words heard on the tape:
"Yeah? So what? I'm going to do it. They always say 'DON'T PUSH THE BIG RED BUTTON!' Well I'm pushing it! More than once too! What's the worst that can happen?"
Seriously though, why don't they just make the whole shuttle out of a data recorder?
We have gambling junkies, we have videogame junkies, what do you call gambling videogame junkies?
HAHAH! I just beat this guy, I'm rich!!! Hey wait a second, his credit card is stolen and...
NO CARRIER
"Linux is better...
Windows sucks...
I hate windows...
Linux Rules..."
I know! Let's make Linux look like windows! Now Linux sucks. HAHAHA we showed them didn't we! Open Source Forever!
I wonder what people think when they do see the windows source code?
#include
#include
int main()
{
StartUp:
WasteTimeSpaceAndMoney();
if (ImportantWork) RandomCrash();
if (!Crashed) goto Startup;
}
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Simple enough, it was the same guy. He needed a coat rack and a coaster.
First they dug their own graves...
Now they are shooting themselves in the head.
hmm..
Actual quote from an 8 year old GBA player:
Dammit! I was just about to catch the last pokémon, when all of a sudden the screen started flashing and it said "If this banner is flashing, you've won!" So I pushed A, and it closed, then something that looked like a window popped up and said my computer is broadcasting an IP address! Haha those fools, I'm not even on a computer, and I don't gotta pee! So I pressed A and closed it. Then after that I saw a girl spread her legs, and that's when my Mom took away my gameboy, and now it's illegal to own one in 48 states.
So you mean I can pull Diablo2 off the shelf, and play it again.. it will be so different this time!
First I'll run around with my two swords, chanting battle cries and killing everything that moves! Oh wait.. that's not so different ok ok.. i know..
after the killing, I'll pick up the new random drops.. just like the old random drops but this time they have NEW COLORS! oh joy!
Now if I kill 1,000,000 end bosses online, there is a 1 in 30,000 chance I find an ancient sword of uber sucking + 5! (sucks more and more of the players life away)(TM BLIZZARD)
Of course, this is just so they can hold me over until DIABLO3, where again for the third time, there will be a great need for someone to run around killing everything that moves.
PASS!
Not that I see popups anymore(what's IE?), but I remember back when I was in Popup hell! Now they have to pay?
In the words of the George Carlin...
GOOD! F*CK 'EM!
F*CK 'EM GOOD!
F*CK 'EM TO DEATH!
F*CK 'EM TO DEATH!!!
Am I to believe that James Maguire(the overview author) paid 95 dollars to read that? STEP 1: 'PURCHASE DOCUMENT' STEP 2: 'WRITE OVERVIEW' STEP 3: 'PAY BANDWIDTH BILL AFTER SLASHDOTTERS INVADE THE SERVER. STEP 4: ??? STEP 5: PROFIT!!!
That's when he comes running up to the screen, checks out the URL, then walks back to his office, and closes the door for a little quiet time.
I just tried with the newest phoenix(0.5). I clicked on all the previews and saw a whole lot of nothing. *EVIL LAUGH*
;)
I thought advertisers were supposed to be on the cutting edge? They seem to be a few years behind with this.
Poor Balki Bartakamous, cast out because he's from Mypos.
It's too late guys, I emailed Microsoft about this matter this morning and Bill went down there in person this afternoon. After allot of hair pulling and name calling, Microsoft now owns it. They have renamed it Mircosoft Dead Bird (The name of a biker in Whistler,BC who frequents the Longhorn Lounge). It's already been severly broken and it's being included in the next windows service pack to make Internet explorer look that much better.
How to summon the Borg with an old tampon.
This just in, SEGA turns a profit!
My anus voted as head of the OpenGL ARB,...
If this gets any worse, I'll have to wipe my screen off with toilet paper everytime I visit today.
I'll set that bit on every post i see today
And if they want to go one better, it can use AOL CDs as fuel.
The final words heard on the tape: "Yeah? So what? I'm going to do it. They always say 'DON'T PUSH THE BIG RED BUTTON!' Well I'm pushing it! More than once too! What's the worst that can happen?" Seriously though, why don't they just make the whole shuttle out of a data recorder?
We have gambling junkies, we have videogame junkies, what do you call gambling videogame junkies? HAHAH! I just beat this guy, I'm rich!!! Hey wait a second, his credit card is stolen and... NO CARRIER
"Linux is better... Windows sucks... I hate windows... Linux Rules..." I know! Let's make Linux look like windows! Now Linux sucks. HAHAHA we showed them didn't we! Open Source Forever!
Good, if some asshole is going to follow me around doing the "Can I help you?" routine, he might as well be glowing.
(After looking at the pic) And you thought sand up your ass was bad, wait til your butt bluescreens!
The crater that used to be their server before it was slashdotted.
Now you won't even need 1 free hand...
I wonder what people think when they do see the windows source code? #include #include int main() { StartUp: WasteTimeSpaceAndMoney(); if (ImportantWork) RandomCrash(); if (!Crashed) goto Startup; }
How soon until Fox grabs that video and makes a 30 minute special "When Best Friends Get Burnt!"?