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  1. Re:This is beyond insane... on Don't Smudge The Sensor When You Press 'Play' · · Score: 1

    That certainly sounds like a gimmick the Butthole Surfers can eally get behind for their next album.

    Now mod that funny bitches.

  2. Re:OK. on Microsoft Receives Patent For Double-Click · · Score: 1

    Yeah, you missed...

    FIRST POST!

  3. Re:Yeah, that's highly likely! on Life-Ruining Browser Hijackers · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=vampyre Here you go. :)

  4. Re:Nintendo changed zelda before on E3 - Nintendo Shows DS Details, Realistic Zelda · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Don't worry. He'll still talk in that squeeky "my balls have yet to drop" voice.

  5. Re:Yeah, that's highly likely! on Life-Ruining Browser Hijackers · · Score: 5, Funny

    That would require some form of intellegence at the justice department.

  6. Re:I'll believe it on DOOM III This Summer · · Score: 1

    And that's not even a playable demo.

  7. Re:Ignalum? on Ignalum Linux - A Bridge to Windows? · · Score: 1

    Their Logo is a copy n' pasted, standard tux and a big magnifying glass.

    Ignorant Linux: Get A Fucking Clue.

  8. Ignalum? on Ignalum Linux - A Bridge to Windows? · · Score: 1

    How about Ignorant Linux?

    The slashdotted Distro
    For uninformed people

  9. Re:Eat some gelato on Nvidia Releases Hardware-Accelerated Film Renderer · · Score: 1

    And gelato is what you turn into into when you have too much. :)

  10. Re:C! on C, Objective-C, C++... D! Future Or failure? · · Score: 1

    This is the first time I've ever been able to tell someone else they have a little too much fucking time one their hands.

  11. Re:Microsoft will come out with it's own version on C, Objective-C, C++... D! Future Or failure? · · Score: 1

    Which happens to be short for my username, you insensitive clod!

  12. Paper Storage? on Sony Develops 25 GB Paper Disc · · Score: 1

    Paper Storage!? Now there's an idea that won't hold water.

  13. --prothon; return; on Prothon - A New Prototype-based Language · · Score: 1

    industrial-strength

    Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?

    interpreted
    STRIKE TWO!

    prototype-based
    moving along...

  14. Re:download.com? on Freeware for Windows -- Where Did It Go? · · Score: 1

    bloodshed.net has a free programing IDE called DevC++.. I prefer it to Visual C++ actually, as it does what I need it to do well without a ton of bloat and a 5000 button interface.

  15. Pfft... on Virus Creators Sharing More Code · · Score: 2, Funny

    People can come up with statistics to prove anything. 7 percent of all people know that.

  16. Re:Japan is protected. on Robotcop III Set to Fight Crime in Hong Kong · · Score: 1

    How would they turn this into an ass kicking bot with no legs? Am one legged man in an ass kicking contest is bad enough.

  17. Re:So what you're saying... on Xbox 2 Storage Supplier Says No Hard Drive · · Score: 1

    So it's no different than any other windows box... Welcome to the family XBOX Next!

  18. So... on Infinium Labs Threatens HardOCP Again · · Score: 1

    Based on those legal letters that must have been written while drunk, one can assume that Timothy Roberts likes to start up phoney businesses, milk it and then investors for as much money as he can possibly get. Then get the hell out of dodge before they go under? He's probably going to drive his nice new phantommobile into his driveway, and wave to his neighbors Darl McBride, Mel Gibson, Bill Gates and George Lucas. I hear on friday they are having a Darl Shot First, The passion of the Tux, Phantom Strikes Back, America bluescreened party. uh oh.. that sounds bad... SLANDER!?

  19. One Instance on MS Security Chief: Windows Never Exploited Until Patch Available · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm guessing that one instance of exploitation would be the initial windows purchase. That's when you bend over and Billy comes over to plant his worm in your "security hole."

  20. Re:Horray! on Could Google Be SCO's Next Big Target? · · Score: 1

    *gargle* *spit*

  21. Re:Horray! on Could Google Be SCO's Next Big Target? · · Score: 2, Funny

    And then it would run so poorly, we'd either be calling it gaggle or gurgle. :)

  22. And even ... on Could Google Be SCO's Next Big Target? · · Score: 1

    if they weren't planning on going after google, this story has just given them some ideas, and a new excuse.

  23. Who would have thought.... on Microsoft Security Whitepaper · · Score: 1

    ...that Microsoft employees have time to write up security whitepapers or anything else when all they do allday is run around cosplaying the Matrix.

  24. Re:Idependance Day on Linux in Movies? · · Score: 1

    oops, I guess the reply box ate my tags? Like I was saying.... it would be funnier if all he sent to the ship was: (

    (html)
    (form)
    (input type crash)
    (/form)
    (/html)

  25. Idependance Day on Linux in Movies? · · Score: 1

    I don't remember, was it Mac or Linux they he used to hack the aliens? Would be funny if all he did
    was send the ship