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  1. Re:Nope on Ask Slashdot: Anti-Camera Device For Use In a Small Bus? · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is an excellent idea!

    Just blind everyone so they can't find their cameras! Even if they do manage to find their camera, they can't see shit so their photographs will suck.

  2. The UN? LOL. on N. Korea Could Face Prosecution For 'Crimes Against Humanity' · · Score: 1

    This is the same organization that took 10 friggin years to define the term "genocide" as it applied to the Rwandan massacres that took place unimpeded for a decade.

    So...which nations will ante up to remove KJ-u from NK to stand trial?

  3. I have an Asus RT-N66U with OEM Firmware and... on Dear Asus Router User: All Your Cloud Are Belong To Us · · Score: 2

    I don't have to worry about this, AT ALL, because the router only worked for 2.5 hours after installation before it died. so there!

  4. One advantage of a post scarcity Economy on Star Trek Economics · · Score: 1

    is the free communications devices like the prototype of the newest Android phone that Captain Picard is using.in the pic below

    http://www.appsgeyser.com/blog...

  5. Title Bad Need More Better on Foxconn Building Factories In Indonesia · · Score: 2

    "Foxconn Building Factories In Indonesia"

    Wow! Foxconn has factories dedicated to constructing buildings?!?!

    I bet the assembly line is frikkin HUGE!

    Now the workers don't even have to go outside to jump to their death! They can just jump off the assembly line!

  6. Re:Please stop the redirection to beta on Windows Replacement? ReactOS 0.3.16 Gets Themes, CSRSS Rewrite, and More · · Score: 1

    I tried following the link to check out the reactos website but received a Certificate error. Meh...

  7. Re:Imperative for Dice on Windows Replacement? ReactOS 0.3.16 Gets Themes, CSRSS Rewrite, and More · · Score: 1

    Let's talk!

    Signed,

    J.G. Wentworth

  8. Re:We ALL need to leave. on How Edward Snowden's Actions Have Impacted Defense Contractors · · Score: 1

    ...snip...And be patient. It looks like the site and his email has been slashdotted.

    WHAT?!?!?! You mean someone from Dice redesigned his site and email too and called it Beta?!?!

    My God, man! They're like the Borg! Will they stop at nothing?!?! Oh the humanity!

  9. Re: Contact Alice Hill on How Edward Snowden's Actions Have Impacted Defense Contractors · · Score: 1

    Further, this is not exactly complicated shit. It's a discussion web site for Christ's sake.

    And as Christ's official spokesperson here on planet Earth, I've been told to let you know your Lord of Overlords thanks you for doing it for His sake.

  10. Re:Think of the children on Why Does Facebook Need To Read My Text Messages? · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's the sound goatse makes when he farts

  11. I don't see what the big deal is on Target Credit Card Data Was Sent To a Server In Russia · · Score: 1

    I keep all my important financial information on servers in Eastern Europe and the Balkins.

    They think they hacked me, but I'm just using them for free cloud storage.

  12. War in Afghanistan, Al Qeda, Iraq, and Congress on The Quiet Fury of Former Secretary of Defense Robert Gates · · Score: 1

    No one will ever need more than four wars...

  13. I think a good plan is for on Why CES Is a Bad Scene For Startups · · Score: 1

    a small startup to hire Darl McBride to stand in front of their booth yelling, "I want my $699 you cheap motherfuckers!" It'd definitely get press notice, and I hear he needs to pad his resume with at least one successful gig lately...

  14. Re:"Ethical" microtransactions? on Game Review: Path of Exile (Video) · · Score: 1

    Of course they'll be tested on the in-game animals. That's why they're trying to kill you.

  15. Re:Confusing marketing on Big Jump For Tablet Storage: Seagate Intros 5mm Hard Disk For Tablets · · Score: 1

    Stacker makin' a comeback!

    (for those who don't remember)
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stac_Electronics

  16. Re:300 Bar of pressure? on Aiming For a Commercially Available Submersible · · Score: 2

    So, basically, 2 Sally Struthers or .5 Rosie O'Donnells...got it.

  17. 300 Bar of pressure? on Aiming For a Commercially Available Submersible · · Score: 2

    How much is that in Rosanne Barr?

  18. Obligatory Doc Brown quote on The Secret Effort To Clean Up a Former Soviet Nuclear Test Site · · Score: 1

    I'm sure that in 2013 plutonium is available in every corner drug store, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by.

  19. Piracy. Just say no. on Urban Terror Code Stolen · · Score: 1

    You wouldn't download a crescent wrench, would you?!

  20. Sobasically what happened is on Washington Post Hacked, a Day After New York Times · · Score: 1

    A hacker hacked a rag and hacks reported the hacker hacking the rag and hackers hacked another rag and more hacks wrote about hackers hacking the other rag.

  21. So not impressed...at all on The Grasshopper Can Fly Sideways · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Space shuttle can fly in over a thousand different directions -at the same time- if its heat shield is damaged.

  22. I seem to be affected on Dyslexia Seen In Brain Scans of Pre-School Children · · Score: 1

    since I read that as Pre-School Children Seen In Brain Scans of Dyslexia

  23. I'm totally going to win with my on 22nd International Obfuscated C Code Contest Starts Thursday 1 Aug 2013 · · Score: 1

    ROT26 encoded masterpiece.

  24. welcome our smart-investing defense industry overlords who know how to get the most bang for their buck (figuratively speaking) when buying politicians

  25. Re:just wait until cars are networked on Hackers Reveal Nasty New Car Attacks · · Score: 1

    Just imagine the Roaming charges when that happens...