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  1. In Soviet Russia... on China Vows to Stop the Rain · · Score: 1

    ...the rain stops you

  2. Oh the coming litigation on The Coming Wave of Gadgets That Listen and Obey · · Score: 1

    "Didn't I ask to to start the Roomba, Dear" (click) "Do it yourself, Roomba my ass...."

  3. Re:What's next? on Cell Phone Radiation Detectors Proposed to Protect Against Nukes · · Score: 1

    Of course it would be use to detect speeders. You don't think they would only monitor us for really big crimes did you. Maybe they can add a breathalyzer to each phone as well.

  4. Great achievement... on Robots Learn To Lie · · Score: 1, Redundant

    we've found a way to produce artifical politicians.

  5. Re:God on Bobby Fischer Is Dead At 64 · · Score: 1

    He was rooked

  6. Re:Check on metabolism could be useful on Microsoft to Spy on Employees · · Score: 1

    Sorry, my heart is only beating rapidly in anticipation of moderation adversely affecting my slashdot karma.

  7. Misleading headline... on Microsoft to Spy on Employees · · Score: 1

    ...but funny just the same. I believe they are submitting the patent for the technology that would allow themselves or other corporations to do the spying. I assume the ACLU and employees will have some objections to this actually being done, at least if it is do be done surreptitiously.

  8. I think that I shall never see on Computer Scientists Grow a Better Virtual Tree · · Score: 2, Funny

    a poem as lovely as a parameterized tree....

  9. Re:That's why I only drink at seedy bars on ID Tech May Mean an End to Anonymous Drinking · · Score: 2, Funny

    I only drink when I'm alone or with somebody.

  10. This is harmless on ID Tech May Mean an End to Anonymous Drinking · · Score: 1

    Please include your name, birthdate, and Social Security number with each reply.

  11. Re:In Soviet Russia... on FBI Wiretaps Canceled for Non-Payment · · Score: 3, Funny

    In Soviet Russia wiretap cancels you.

  12. Re:I hope the Fraud is real on Diebold Voter Fraud Rumors in New Hampshire Primaries · · Score: 3, Insightful

    For more conspiracy fodder, are the Clintons really stupid enough to have a hand in this?

    Frankly, Yes.

  13. Rationing applies on Startup Building Floating Data Centers · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sys admins will only get one pint of grog per day.

  14. Other dog bans on Chinese Government Sued Over Dog Height Censorship · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ...next they'll be banning rare and medium-rare.

  15. Some day may all spammers.... on The 'Malware Economy' Evolves · · Score: 1

    ...wake up with a Trojan horse head in their bed.

  16. Re:I HAZ on Cloned, Glow in the Dark Cats · · Score: 1

    I HAZ 18 half-lives.

  17. a word with numbers in it? on 'w00t' Named 2007 Word of the Year · · Score: 1

    I thought the correct representation was w00t, with 'zeroes' and not capital O's, as in wOOt.

  18. Re:Solution is Simple ... on Fark Seeks to Trademark NSFW · · Score: 1

    Though the National Weather Service may be a little miffed about it.

  19. WWJD? on Fark Seeks to Trademark NSFW · · Score: 1

    Trademark WWJD, apparently

  20. I get dibs... on Group Hopes to Rename Street After Douglas Adams · · Score: 1

    ... on the towel store on that street.

  21. simple solution on House Bill Won't Criminalize Free Wi-Fi Operators · · Score: 1

    report everything... let the gov't sort 'em out.

    Oh wait, they'd be overwhelmed...

  22. opinions are overrated on Presidential Candidates and Online Privacy · · Score: 1

    First post nailed this one right away. While I'm interested in each candidates view on the internet and internet privacy, I could care less about other people's opinion of these views. Especially given that most opinions posted will likely be filled with self-serving touting of some candidates and tearing others down.

  23. Jump the Shark Moment on When Did Star Wars Jump the Shark? · · Score: 1

    I think it was when Jedi Clampett loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly... Hills that is...

  24. Just a pseudonym... on Online Nicknames Google better than Real? · · Score: 1

    Your nickname also could prevent you from getting a job. I'm in IT, if you Google my real name you get almost nothing. I wouldn't want to use 'Rodney Dill' on my resume.

  25. What's the Alarm? on Worry Over VZW, Sprint Phones' 911 Alarm · · Score: 3, Funny

    Danger Will Robinson, Danger