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Online Nicknames Google better than Real?

An anonymous reader writes "I was recently laid off, and during several of the interviews looking for a new job as a mid level IT manager, I was asked "So, I can just Google your name and find some of your work?" The answer is "yes", but searching for my name doesn't really bring up many results compared to searching for my online nickname which I have been using for about a decade. I am very tempted just to put that nickname on my resume. Is the professional, albeit technical, world ready for this step? Where should I put it? At the top or somewhere in the body?" And the other problem- how hard will it be to get a job when your nickname is something ridiculous. Boy I wish I would have thought of that in 95 ;)

308 comments

  1. yeah by stoolpigeon · · Score: 4, Funny

    i tried to get a position with the mafia - and i couldn't figure out why it didn't work out. it's all clear now.

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    1. Re:yeah by Alcoholic+Synonymous · · Score: 1

      When people hear my name, they think I am some charitable do-gooder helping people put aside their vices and pulling their lives back together. Suckers!

    2. Re:yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      - Now, what the fuck is his name?
      - Ghost Dog.
      - What?
      - Ghost Dog.
      - Ghost Dog?
      - He said Ghost Dog!
      - He calls himself Ghost Dog.
      - A lot of these black guys, gangster type guys, they all got names like that.
      - Is that true?
      - He means like the rappers.
      - The rappers got names like that -- Snoop Doggy Dogg, Ice Cube, Q-Tip, Method Man. My favourite was always Flavor Flav from Public Enemy.
      - He got the funky fresh fly flava.
      - "Live lyrics from the bank of reality. I kick da flyest dope manoeuvre technicality, to a dope track."
      - I love that guy.
      - I know nothing about that, but it makes me think about Indians. They've got names like Red Cloud, Crazy Horse, Running Bear, Black Elk... That kind of shit.
      - Indians, niggers...same thing!
      - Johnny!
      - Sonny? Mr Vargo?
      - Go outside. Get Sammy the Snake, Joe Rags, Big Angie. Get 'em in here.
      - Right away.

    3. Re:yeah by desmodromic · · Score: 0


      You sound more like a homophone to me.

  2. Better? Depends on your view by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Personally, I dislike the fact that a person could search some of my online names and figure out quite a bit about 'me'. Early in the 'net years, I decided to have a name that was pretty unique. These days I actually regret it. Now I change my persona now and then.

  3. They followed my email address by Bandman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My current employer googled my email address, found my LiveJournal and read the previous two years or so of what I'd been writing.

    It actually helped them decide to choose me, since there are lots of questions you can't ask in an interview, but reading a LJ gives a more accurate representation of a person, anyway.

    1. Re:They followed my email address by forgotten_my_nick · · Score: 2, Funny

      Your much too honest. Any serious geek would create a fake blog/live journal and fill it up with stuff they think the employer would want to hear.

    2. Re:They followed my email address by Misanthropy · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is the reason I use separate business and personal emails.

    3. Re:They followed my email address by celardore · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Me too. I have a dozen email addresses, and they all filter down into the same gmail account.

      Want to employ me? email@myrealname.com
      Know me on the net? email@onlinename.net
      Interested in a project I've worked on? email@projectname.com

      I think this is one of the advantages of owning a few domains and having a catch-all. My email address is whatever I want it to be @domain.com. So maybe for myspace, I would use myspace@celardore.net, facebook facebook@celardore.net, etc etc. At least I can look at the headers and see which one of my registrations has sold my email address.

      It's not much, but domain owning with a catchall really does help me choose who to ignore.

      As an aside, I chose the name Celardore. At the time I chose it because it was unique, and a reference to a movie I enjoyed. Since then, it became quite easy to google "celardore" and find out what I was upto online. Now I use a load of pseudonymns, but I revert to Celardore when I want to say something I wouldn't mind being linked back to me.

    4. Re:They followed my email address by vux984 · · Score: 3, Funny

      It probably doesn't hurt that cellar door is the most beautiful phrase in the english language.

    5. Re:They followed my email address by hacker · · Score: 1

      "...interview, but reading a LJ gives a more accurate representation of a person, anyway."

      HAHAHAhahAHAHHA... thanks for the great laugh on a Saturday morning.

    6. Re:They followed my email address by legoman666 · · Score: 1

      donnie darko ftw.

    7. Re:They followed my email address by pinguwin · · Score: 1

      I have a domain that is only for job searches. I don't give out my webpage at work nor do I access my primary domain at work, neither the webpage nor that domain's email. Keep them separate, it's just better. There are a few usenet things out there, nothing incriminating and I only show up in a simple search for the fact of where I graduated with a masters. It's better that way, as I said.

    8. Re:They followed my email address by Joebert · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is the reason I use separate business and personal emails.

      Same here, it used to be such a pain in the ass when bank managers would ask me if I knew anything about "cr3d17_h4ck3r@h4x0rs.com".
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    9. Re:They followed my email address by Lumpy · · Score: 1, Troll

      A better thing is to get friends to create a wikipedia entry for your business persona. have them enter in your achievements. There is a group of about 20 of us that do this, we email one of the members about an update and they put it on the wikipedia entry. Works great and when an employer sees yo have a wikipedia entry they think you are far more important than you really are.

      works awesome!

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    10. Re:They followed my email address by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your much too honest. His much too honest? What about his much too honest?

      Any serious geek would create a fake blog/live journal and fill it up with stuff they think the employer would want to hear.
      Anyone capable of filling a livejournal page with enough quality content to make it look and read in a believable manner is likely talented and hardworking enough that the content might as well be real. Seriously, do you think that the kind of average loser that points to a fake livejoural page is going to be capable of filling it with enough plausible content to get away with it? No, it's going to be filled with thinly veiled "I am so awesome" posts, with "yes, you are so awesome" comments from his three sock puppets.
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    11. Re:They followed my email address by GuldKalle · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Plus, I suspect it's kinda hard to fake dates in there, so you'd have to plan for this years in advance. Whatever job is worth that, I want it.

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    12. Re:They followed my email address by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ermm, try JRR Tolkien (that's who DD lifted the line from).

    13. Re:They followed my email address by legoman666 · · Score: 1

      yea, I just realized that. After making my post, I checked on wikipedia to see where/who said it originally.

    14. Re:They followed my email address by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      So who was it? I've heard that as far back as the 70's. It's probably a lot older than that.

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    15. Re:They followed my email address by legoman666 · · Score: 1

      It was JRR Tolkien in 1955.

    16. Re:They followed my email address by celardore · · Score: 1

      I guess you got the reference then.

    17. Re:They followed my email address by ricree · · Score: 1

      You know you're going to be job searching at some point in the future. Just make sure that every now and then you toss in a post that you'd want a future employer to read, and you'll be set by the next time you have to start interviewing again.

    18. Re:They followed my email address by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      It can also backfire too, either from stupid things you have said in the past or people using the same nick somewhere else and saying stupid things.

      Sure, you might get to explain it wasn't you, or they may never even call you for a interview.

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    19. Re:They followed my email address by CastrTroy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I got a nasty email from ebay when I signed up with ebay@kibbee.ca. Seems they think that simply having the word ebay in your email address makes them think you are trying to impersonate somebody who actually works at ebay. If their users are dumb enough to fall for that one, they have bigger problems than people with suspicious email addressed.

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    20. Re:They followed my email address by UnrealisticWhample · · Score: 1

      Nope! LJ gives you an edit date option built in.

    21. Re:They followed my email address by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      I think this is one of the advantages of owning a few domains and having a catch-all. My email address is whatever I want it to be @domain.com.

      Oh dear God no. Chances are good that your MTA supports recipient delimiters which are vastly preferred to catchall addresses. For instance, slashdot@strauser.com will bounce, but kirk+slashdot@strauser.com will go right through.

      Security through obscurity, sure, but no more so than is a catchall address and much less friendly to spammers.

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    22. Re:They followed my email address by Tessen · · Score: 1

      "LJ gives a more accurate representation of a person"? I think not. At least not in all cases. Intended as an online diary/journal service as far as I can tell, there are a lot of things in my LJ, both old and new, that I wouldn't want a potential employer seeing and judging me on. Now, granted, I lock all my posts that might have something of that nature in it, but not everyone wants to shut themselves off like that. Some-- dare I say, many-- view it as a place to rant, vent, or just be silly, and don't really think to lock that sort of stuff. I can't say reading my LJ, locked or not, really provides much of an accurate description of me at all. I can't be the only one.

      Now, even then that wouldn't be a problem. An employer should be smart enough to figure out, "Hey, they're human, they do have feelings and a need to get things off their chest", right? Well, that's the way it should work, but unfortunately it doesn't. Because just as much as an LJ user is a human, so is an employer, and they are prone to jumping to conclusions and basically being...not all that bright. It's a sad truth. Now, it's easy to find my Xanga posts from when I was thirteen, and I was a real brat back then. That is no representation of what twenty-year-old me is like. But I have known people who are simply not wise enough or what have you, to notice that the date is way far back.

      Now expand this beyond just Livejournal, and having an employer Google your username or common email could really hurt your chances at getting a job. Or it could help. The bottom line, and what I'm really trying to get at, is exercising discretion. Do some Googling on one's own first, to see if it brings up anything that could be taken the wrong way or incriminating. Then decide from there, do I use an email specifically designed for use with employers, or my normal one? Do I give them my internet handle or not?

      I'm sure this is going to become a much hotter topic as more people and employers start doing this. It's already come up a lot with schools taking action against students for things posted on line, and I'm anticipating to see this hit the world on a much larger scale than a few isolated incidents...

    23. Re:They followed my email address by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Why not just get a spamgourmet account? You get unlimited redirected email addresses, about 25 domain names to choose from, expiring addresses, and more :) -and it's free.

    24. Re:They followed my email address by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      You don't even need to own a domain. http://spamgourmet.com does a variation on your idea for free (plus, if you don't want the domain name spamgourmet.com, they always have other less obvious domain names you can chose from). They've been around and working for a number of years now. And they're open source, so if you wanted to do something even more elaborate with your domain, you could just use their code.

      Plus, there is another free service that does a similar thing (although I can't remember its name). And of course, there are a couple of commercial outfits that provide variations on the same theme.

    25. Re:They followed my email address by Rysc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because doing it yourself is Better.

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    26. Re:They followed my email address by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Why not just get a spamgourmet account?

      Mainly because I'm a geek and it takes me about 30 seconds to create a new expiring email address on my own server.

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    27. Re:They followed my email address by GuldKalle · · Score: 1

      isn't that kind of retarded, or is it just because i'm used to slashdot not even having an edit-button?

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    28. Re:They followed my email address by SparkleMotion88 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Celardore -- what a dumb nickname. Sounds like something a 12-year-old girl would come up with.

    29. Re:They followed my email address by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Says "SparleMotion88"

    30. Re:They followed my email address by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, that's less effective if potential employers can search for your name (Tim Gray?) and find a slashdot post detailing the scheme...

    31. Re:They followed my email address by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      It probably doesn't hurt that cellar door is the most beautiful phrase in the english language.
      Only if you're Welsh.
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    32. Re:They followed my email address by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Nope, you can edit the date when you create LJ entries. Despite that, the grandparents point still holds - if you are talented enough to create that much believable content, you don't need to.

    33. Re:They followed my email address by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > His much too honest? What about his much too honest?

      too can refer to excessive as well as "also".

    34. Re:They followed my email address by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      So you share your name with the company that runs the Lottery in the UK .... ... that will do wonders for you "net credability"

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    35. Re:They followed my email address by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

      Yeah... his point was that he was using the wrong version of "your"... not "too". He said "your" when he should have said "you're".

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    36. Re:They followed my email address by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Well now you have it completely wrong. Any idiot jock strap/cheer leader air head would out source/off shore some smart chinese/indian geek to produce a fake blog/journal that they could submit to their employer, anything instead of letting them seeing their horrendous myspace/facebook page ;).

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  4. Make us smile by phaunt · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Would you let us know your 'ridiculous' nickname please? We'll promise not to laugh!

    1. Re:Make us smile by zygotic+mitosis · · Score: 1

      CmdrTaco added that as an aside :)

    2. Re:Make us smile by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      So Mr Neal, is your personality and/or professionalism in any way reflected in your online nickname? :-)

    3. Re:Make us smile by gall0ws · · Score: 1

      It's "anonymous", are you blind?

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    4. Re:Make us smile by josephpate · · Score: 1

      Maybe his nickname is "something ridiculous".

  5. Re:Better? Depends on your view by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mr. Anderson, it does not matter how often you change your persona, you are the only one we know who likes the gay midget goat pr0n.

  6. At least porn doesn't pop up when you google by antifoidulus · · Score: 5, Funny

    your name. I happen to have the last name that is the same as the stage name of a popular porn actress, and my first and middle name happen to coincide with the first and last name of a male porn star she frequently stars with. So 90%+ of the stuff that comes up when you search for my name on google is porn......

    1. Re:At least porn doesn't pop up when you google by eggnoglatte · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Clearly you should sue google for damages ;-)

      But on a more serious note, wouldn't it be great if one of the search engines finally did the firstname, lastname thing correctly? It can't be that difficult to figure that one out in a way that it is correct most of the time.

    2. Re:At least porn doesn't pop up when you google by Fuzzums · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought 90% or more of the internet was porn.

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    3. Re:At least porn doesn't pop up when you google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Harry Tubes?

    4. Re:At least porn doesn't pop up when you google by Poromenos1 · · Score: 1

      Peter North Jameson, is that you?!?!

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    5. Re:At least porn doesn't pop up when you google by noidentity · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Isn't that a good thing, in a way? Searches for dirt on you get drowned out by these more commonly referenced people.

    6. Re:At least porn doesn't pop up when you google by eulernet · · Score: 3, Funny

      Let me guess... Dick Tracy ?

    7. Re:At least porn doesn't pop up when you google by Stoltz9er · · Score: 1

      If you explain that to your future employers they might wonder why you know so much about porn stars...

    8. Re:At least porn doesn't pop up when you google by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      kdawson Jameson, is that you?

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    9. Re:At least porn doesn't pop up when you google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't that increase your chances of getting a job by an order of magnitude? (or at least four inches)

    10. Re:At least porn doesn't pop up when you google by Daniel+Wood · · Score: 1

      My name is so common that you won't find a damn thing about me on the internet unless you do a full "firstname middlename lastname" search. Even then, there is only one hit.

    11. Re:At least porn doesn't pop up when you google by IngramJames · · Score: 1

      Heh. I don't have that problem, thankfully. When you google for me, you get a bunch of stuff about some guy who sings or something.

      Obviously I bought his CD, because we James Ingrams have to stick together, after all.

      And I like to think that I'm following in the footsteps of Michael Jackson, who of course was the creator of Jackson Structured Programming.

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    12. Re:At least porn doesn't pop up when you google by aamcf · · Score: 1

      I have the same name as a "swimsuit and glamour" model photographer. I once got an email for him.

    13. Re:At least porn doesn't pop up when you google by jagdish · · Score: 1

      Is your name Buck Naked?

    14. Re:At least porn doesn't pop up when you google by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      So 90%+ of the stuff that comes up when you search for my name on google is porn......

      I'd just assumed you had put your porn collection online and Google was finding it.

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    15. Re:At least porn doesn't pop up when you google by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      When I google my name, a plethora of results come up -- all about a gay reverend. Clearly, not me.

      I see it as a strength. So long as I use my REAL name with employers, that's all they have to search by -- and they won't find *anything* that's actually about me. If they wanted to find out things about me, they'd need one of my online handles -- which are different than what I use here, but sufficiently similar that anybody who knows who I am before-hand would be able to recognize the common thread I base my user names on.

      IMO it's a win-win all around. The only danger is if you put your real name out there -- say, for CAL, or an amazon wish list, or on LJ or myspace or something -- and it's tied to a handle-based email address. If you do that, anybody who knows your handle can find your real name and vis versa. That's not a good thing.

      As to original problem... tell them they won't find work with your real name but you would be glad to provide examples. If it includes your handle, and it's the same as a handle you used somewhere you don't want them to find, tell them it's what you used at that particular place -- hopefully it's not tied to an email that they could find and track to somewhere else. If it IS an email handle, and it IS also used somewhere you don't want them to go.... you've placed yourself in a conundrum. Just give them examples of your work and tell them your e-footprint has been kept purposefully small. That sounds sufficiently like a buzzword to me, they'd eat it up I'm sure.

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    16. Re:At least porn doesn't pop up when you google by AlexBirch · · Score: 1

      What about being behind a guy who blogs about spanking? Google Alex Birch
      Instead of me (Alex Birch.) I guess being behind him does reduce my chance of being spanked.

    17. Re:At least porn doesn't pop up when you google by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      You know... I Googled my last name (Rizzo) a while back and one of the top hits was an Italian porn star, Jessica Rizzo. She wasn't particularly attractive and the site was written in all Italian. I wasn't able to read it. I just found it funny.

      My full name is far too common to find me by simply Googling my first and last names together. It's not for a few pages on Google (currently) that you get any hits on me (unfortunately, it's LinkedIn, so it's pretty easy to figure out who I am if you have my resume and know anything about my employment history, though if you know that or at least where I live, you can easily find me on Google).

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    18. Re:At least porn doesn't pop up when you google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about Harry sachz?

    19. Re:At least porn doesn't pop up when you google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My name doesn't come up much on google, it's just pictures that look just like me! Some guy named Brad Pitt...

      And yes, women say this to me all the time, I know you all hate me :)

    20. Re:At least porn doesn't pop up when you google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My wife thinks Tommy Gunn Carrera :)

  7. It's the same approach... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As when you tell your boss that you want to play with the GIMP for a couple of hours. You have to be suttle.

    1. Re:It's the same approach... by Svet-Am · · Score: 1

      Being subtle works, too. Personally, I'd rather not be a dormitory

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  8. WTF ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, if a company asks you this kind of crap, you'd better run and find a more serious one.

    1. Re:WTF ? by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      exactly. my spare time is my spare time and my employer only needs to know what i do when i am at work.

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    2. Re:WTF ? by aurispector · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What you do in your spare time really can reflect on your desirability as an employee. I have dealt with extremely productive people who did beautiful quality work but were utterly unreliable, difficult to work with and generally not people you want to have to deal with on a daily basis. In these cases either drugs or possibly psychological issues were often at heart and ultimately made it impossible for them to function over the long term.

      Any mature person can tell you that you really don't want naked bong party pictures floating around. Unfortunately young people are by definition not mature.

      A silly online nick really would not be an issue for me as an employer provided you DON'T get the goatse guy. It't the content that counts.

      The older I get, the more *I* am interviewing *them*. If you have a sense of humor and indulge in some silliness on your offtime you really shouldn't be embarassed. OTOH googling your name produces the goatse picture, you really ought to consider a name change.

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    3. Re:WTF ? by Stewie241 · · Score: 1

      People put clothes on their bongs nowadays? Wow... and I thought clothing pets was crazy.

    4. Re:WTF ? by GuldKalle · · Score: 1

      Hehe, that's nothing. A friend and I once made "James Bong", with all kinds of fancy stuff on it. Peatier cooling, Styrofoam insulation, thermometer, flowmeter and valves to keep it from spilling when tipped over.
      Unfortunately, small valves and dirty water doesn't mix very well, and it tended to clog a lot

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    5. Re:WTF ? by GuldKalle · · Score: 1

      Btw, good thing i'm not using my regular nick here on /. ;)

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    6. Re:WTF ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The older I get, the more *I* am interviewing *them*. If you have a sense of humor and indulge in some silliness on your offtime you really shouldn't be embarassed. OTOH googling your name produces the goatse picture, you really ought to consider a name change. That would be awesome if someone google's my name and hits "i'm feeling lucky" and gets goatse! Then I could goatse people without even trying. /me needs to google bomb name to goatse
    7. Re:WTF ? by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 1

      holy crap thats awesome! i love weed. i also love crack cocaine. and unprotected sex :) btw if a future employer was to hire me full time i'd increase they're insurance rates 10 fold. but its all good im gonna remember to post this anonymously :) just gotta check that little box, theres no way i'll forget

  9. Glad I thought ahead. by downix · · Score: 1

    My original online nick was Basilita, which immediately had men hitting on me, so it rapidly changed to Downes, my last name, but an IRC netsplit kept having me colliding with myself, so I shortened it to Down. Then the band Down came out, and all of their fanboys kept asking if I was part of "the band" and at the same time I was starting help with Enoch Linux (now Gentoo) and doing a lot of tinkering with AMIX and OpenBSD so I appended Linux into my name, hence, Downix.

    And I jst googled myself. Only 997 entries for me.

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    1. Re:Glad I thought ahead. by TobyRush · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've got a reasonably unique name, and I decided a while back that using it as my online name is a good way to keep myself honest and avoiding the temptation to do something stupid.

      I say "reasonably unique," of course... there is actually another person I know of with my same first and last name; he's the CEO of an RFID company in Kansas. I've always thought of contacting him, but I was actually born in Kansas (moved away when I was 3) and there's that tiny fear of finding out that he's me.

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    2. Re:Glad I thought ahead. by miknix · · Score: 0

      Heh! My nick came out in a similar fashion, my real name is Michael and appending *nix gives miknix. I'm using the distro that you helped to emerge.
      Since most of my friends are windowz folks, they always makes jokes of my nick telling how geeky the name is.
      It can also be mistaken with minix linux.

      Damn! It's hard to choose a nick..

    3. Re:Glad I thought ahead. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My handle is Tale, there are 144,000,000 entries in google. I think it just cuts off for being too common at that point.

      I love having a handle that's a commonly used word. My friends call me by it, but if you don't know me, you don't know anyone's talking about me. If an employer googled it, they'd have a hard as hell time finding me.

    4. Re:Glad I thought ahead. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I hear down the first thing I think of is down syndrome.

    5. Re:Glad I thought ahead. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      I just googled for myself and I see that some Asscock has my name on myspace and yahoo 360.

      There are over 15000 hits on my name, but for some reason this guy has the top two.

      I'm pissed.

      LK

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    6. Re:Glad I thought ahead. by VAY · · Score: 1

      I do not think that 'unique' means what you think it does. It does not mean 'unusual' or 'rare'.

      'Unique' means that only one exists (within a specified context). So, a Christian God is unique. Your name is not, as you say that there is someone else with your name.

      So the phrase 'reasonably unique' is incorrect in any context; a thing is either unique or it is not. Please also avoid phrases such as 'totally unique', 'almost unique', 'quite unique', etc.

      This post had been brought to you by the UK Grammar Police. Stay aware, kids!

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    7. Re:Glad I thought ahead. by TobyRush · · Score: 1

      You are correct, of course. I know what the word means, but you caught me being lazy with my word selection.

      I promise that I'm usually one of the guys trying to fix the mess we Yankees have made with your language...

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      I will try them.
      You will see.
    8. Re:Glad I thought ahead. by ReallyVirtual · · Score: 1

      I share my name with one other guy, and sometimes his emails/new IM contacts end up with me. He's from my hometown does not make this simpler. I keep sending him messages to commit suicide, maybe someday he will listen.
      Google gives more results for my nickname than my real name, even with my namesake's results added to mine.

  10. You got asked if they could google? I didn't. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I went to a job interview and got asked questions that could only have come from a google search. Very dangerous given that my name is relatively common and there is no clear way to know how much they read and attributed to me really was written by me. How much di they read that wasn't brought up in the interview for me to confirm or refute?

  11. just like any other alias by TheDormouse · · Score: 1

    It's relatively standard practice to list any aliases you have used on a resume. That way an employer can check references better if you previously used your maiden name, or everyone in a previous job knew you as "Spike." So yes, list your online handles/nicknames/etc. near the top of the resume with your standard personal info.

    1. Re:just like any other alias by petes_PoV · · Score: 4, Informative
      relatively standard practice?

      Absolutley not. I interview a *lot* of people and I have never seen a CV (resume) that lists any nicknames, alter-egos, aliases or anything that would point to the candidate having any kind of online presence. It woud probably count against them if they thought this was important.

      I certainly would never follow up any links to online data in a CV.

      A lot of countries have anti-discrimination laws. You would be on very sticky ground if you rejected a candidate on the grounds of information you had gleaned online (esp. if it was related to a class of discrimination). For instance if someone's online diary said "I plan to start a family in a year or two" You could not ask this type of question in an interview and if you rejected them by knowing that this was their intention you could end up being sued.

      BTW, I'm assuming UK law here.

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    2. Re:just like any other alias by russ1337 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Absolutley not. I interview a *lot* of people and I have never seen a CV (resume) that lists any nicknames, alter-egos, aliases or anything that would point to the candidate having any kind of online presence. It woud probably count against them if they thought this was important.
      So, you're saying I should stop putting my BF2 stats as my sig on my resume?

    3. Re:just like any other alias by saintsfan · · Score: 1

      honestly, i think this is different for the tech development / hacker world than for say a stock analyst or lawyer where "appearances" are way (WAY) too important. and dude, everyone has a dumb handle ;)

    4. Re:just like any other alias by zarqman · · Score: 1

      the only thing i've seen included on resumes are mentions of side projects and interests. i have found these quite helpful as they differentiate what otherwise might be a sea of uninteresting resumes.

      i have also included references to my own projects online in the past and have found it very helpful in gaining interviews and offers.

      all my hiring has been for tech positions. i have frequently searched for people online just to see what i can find. any time some kind of link or even hint to something online has been present in a resume that i had even a little interest in, i've looked for it online.

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    5. Re:just like any other alias by davecarlotub · · Score: 1

      and dude, everyone has a dumb handle ;)
      tell me about it
    6. Re:just like any other alias by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      It's relatively standard practice to list any aliases you have used on a resume. Hogwash. You just made that shit up. I challenge you to find a single reputable reference on the subject of CV or resume writing that says listing aliases is standard practice. In some cases, it's standard practice for them to look for aliases or maiden names when doing a pre-hire background investigation, but that's an entirely different thing.
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    7. Re:just like any other alias by jc42 · · Score: 1

      I interview a *lot* of people and I have never seen a CV (resume) that lists any nicknames, alter-egos, aliases or anything that would point to the candidate having any kind of online presence.

      I've seen the other side of this. Since I've worked mostly on network programming since 1980 or so, I've always had my resume online, and I've included things like my email address and a few web sites.

      But when dealing with headhunters, I've been constantly bemused by their approach: They invariably strip out all such identifying information, and reduce it to a list of keywords. This tells the reader what I've worked with, but blocks any attempt to communicate with me directly or look at anything that I've done.

      I understand why they do this; they don't want me or their clients doing an end run and cutting them out of the chain. But the result is, as you say, the interviewers don't see anything that could lead to direct communication. I find this a problem, because it seems to me that a network programmer should demonstrate a network presence to prospective employers. I'm not sure what I can do to change it, though.

      I have got a few jobs through my online resume. I've also got a huge number of messages from people whose software found the resume and automatically sent me a description of a job that was utterly unrelated to my background. ;-)

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    8. Re:just like any other alias by Lars512 · · Score: 1

      A lot of countries have anti-discrimination laws. You would be on very sticky ground if you rejected a candidate on the grounds of information you had gleaned online (esp. if it was related to a class of discrimination). For instance if someone's online diary said "I plan to start a family in a year or two" You could not ask this type of question in an interview and if you rejected them by knowing that this was their intention you could end up being sued.

      These laws need evidence to be useful though. Suppose a potential employer finds something online they don't like. They're under no obligations to hire anyone in the first place. In cases of genuine discrimination, they can only get caught by anti-discrimination laws if they're foolish enough to disclose some discriminatory grounds as the reason they didn't hire.

    9. Re:just like any other alias by TheDormouse · · Score: 1

      Ok, maybe not specifically in the resume, but the company I work for asks for a list a references. Included in the same sentence, it says something like "please list any other names (nicknames, maiden name) by which references may remember you." If this really not normal? If a recently married woman Mary Jones is applying for jobs and a potential employer is checking references and all they get is "Mary Jones? We've never had a Mary Jones work for us!" it's a bad thing when they might have remembered Mary Smith. Similarly if James Smith is looking for a job, but if previous employers always called him Lee Smith because he previously used his middle name since there were five guys named James at that job already.

    10. Re:just like any other alias by rav0 · · Score: 1

      You would be on very sticky ground if you rejected a candidate on the grounds of information you had gleaned online
      Indeed you would, but information found online may sway an employer to believe that another applicant (especially if from a large pool) is better suited to the job than you, not necessarily that you don't qualify.
    11. Re:just like any other alias by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 1

      So, you're saying I should stop putting my BF2 stats as my sig on my resume?

      Yes. Showing potential employers that you're a plane whore shows that you're not a team player. Now, if you made a new BF2 profile and had a lot of medic/supply/engineer points...

  12. Only let them see what you want by too2late · · Score: 1

    Always use an online alias and don't use the same email address on your resume that you use online. Then, put urls directly to the content you want them to see on your resume (instead of letting them Google to find your work). If you're referenced on the website(s) as your alias, put a note on your resume about the alias (if it's not offensive or too silly that is).

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    1. Re:Only let them see what you want by nahdude812 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      One time we had an applicant who gave us a few direct links to his stuff on his resume. Unfortunately (for him) some of his stuff had a pretty unique nickname attached to it (I seriously doubt two people would have had the same handle). Googling that handle helped us find other info on him. Including a blog entry from 3 months back talking about how he was just starting to learn a core technology which was *completely* necessary for the position we were hiring for (ColdFusion - don't shoot me, I just worked there). Problem was that his resume listed 6 years of experience with it, which his blog totally disagreed with.

      Digging deeper it turned out that some of what he had listed as example applications that he claimed he wrote were just someone else's pre-canned scripts which he made some tweaks to before putting online. We didn't hire him, but it didn't stop him from applying with us several more times. I wanted to interview the guy and ask him why his blog and his resume disagreed, but I guess my boss just figured it was a waste of time toying with someone who lied to us out of the gate. Thing is we didn't need someone with 6 years of experience, we actually would have preferred someone with 3 months of CF experience since we were trying to hire someone to get the many day-to-day small scale maintenance work (static web content updates and the like) off the shoulders of the core application developers.

    2. Re:Only let them see what you want by Chapter80 · · Score: 1

      Then, put urls directly to the content
      I totally agree. With Google, you do not control the flow of information. With your own URL, you do. (as others have suggested, make sure that your URL's don't inadvertently reveal more information that they can follow and find out additional information.)

      Just consider what could happen if you let Google determine what information is discovered. For one, it could reveal more information about you than you care to reveal. Secondly, it could reveal information written by others which may or may not be about you - and totally outside your control. When you look at it, it might be flattering. When your prospective employer looks at it, it could have since been changed, and could now be insulting.

      One URL can be used to represent all of your online work - like an online portfolio page - (since you can link to other work, and give more detailed explanation and background.) For instance, "On this site, I was responsible for all the graphics and the backend database design" or "This client was a particular challenge because they have a large, demanding client, forcing us to rework the design many times." Or whatever.

      Or you can use multiple URL's on your resume if you feel that the URL in itself conveys some meaningful information. Perhaps you want to emphasize the quantity of sites you have worked on. Or perhaps you want to show that your work is on the site of a fortune 500 company, or whatever. Still, remember, once someone ELSE's URL is on your paper resume' (or in email), you have lost control. So if you list www.somesiteyoureproudof.com and then the new owner of the site changes it to Goatse.cx, (or made it look lame in some other way), you've only brought it onto yourself.

    3. Re:Only let them see what you want by fredklein · · Score: 5, Funny

      Thing is we didn't need someone with 6 years of experience,

      Then's what was the problem? You lied about what experience you needed , he lied about what experience he had.

    4. Re:Only let them see what you want by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      It never said that they were asking for 6 years experience. It just said that that's what the guy claimed to have, and that that was way more than they needed.

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    5. Re:Only let them see what you want by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Secondly, it could reveal information written by others which may or may not be about you - and totally outside your control.

      Well, my name happens to be not especially rare (but rarer than "Bill Gates" ;-). There are a number of other computer people with my name. I've seen bibliographies that list things written by several of us, with no clues that they might be different people. So your name alone isn't necessarily all that informative.

      If your name is shared with someone that you'd rather not be associated with, you might have a problem these days. Then there's my wife's problem: Googling her turns up zillions of references to a 19th-century poet, with things about her mixed in very sparsely.

      Sometimes URLs or a good online nickname can help separate you from all those others.

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      Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
    6. Re:Only let them see what you want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We had a similar problem once. An applicant couldn't show us any example code code that he had written since college, since all his work was proprietary/trade secret of his current employer. So we sent him home with a small project to write some code for us. A few days later he sent us his new code. We googled the comments in his supplied code, and it turned out the entire submission was plagiarized verbatim off the net. Nice, very nice. Needless to say, we passed on him.

    7. Re:Only let them see what you want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes it's impossible to get the experience needed to get your foot in the door. (Can't get experience without getting in, can't get in without experience.) WTF is he supposed to do if that's his situation? (I'm in a similar one myself when it comes to creative-type work.) I don't blame people for lying in those situations (I'm tempted even.), if that's the only slim chance they might have.

    8. Re:Only let them see what you want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where did he say what experience his employer was asking for? Maybe they were only asking for 3-6 months of experience. He didn't say.

      The only person definitely lying here was the job applicant. If I were the GP, I'd just throw the resume in the trash. Or if I've got time, ask the job applicant about why his blog and resume disagreed, then throw the resume in the trash. Or just print out the relevant blog entries and slightly-modified scripts (and the originals), and mail it all back with the guy's resume.

  13. Pretty common in the Perl community. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    There are a number of people in the wider Perl community who are basically only known by their online nick name.

    One of the most proliic of such people is chromatic. Although it's his real name, brian d foy is also well known.

    1. Re:Pretty common in the Perl community. by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1
      OMG - obfuscated nicks?

      :P

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    2. Re:Pretty common in the Perl community. by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      Yeah, likewise, if I'm hiring electrical engineers and someone in Human Resources throws away a resume because it's from some guy named bunnie or some chick named ladyada, they can either clean out their desk by 5 PM or I'll have security do it for them.

      Nicknames by themselves aren't career-limiting moves, and either of those two people would do OK if they listed their nicks on their resume pages.

  14. Not going to put THAT on my resume... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Anonymous coward...

  15. Anonymous Reader? by kfaroo · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know CmdrTaco, this reminds me of the time I had to go to the doctor to seek advice about a "friend" who got crabs.

    1. Re:Anonymous Reader? by whitehatlurker · · Score: 1

      No, no, "anonymous reader" is the real nickname - check it out.

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  16. To heck with 'em by faloi · · Score: 1

    I do a pretty good job, mostly, of keeping what I do in my off-hours seperate from what I do during work hours. About the only thing that might come up if they searched for my name would be some tech notes, and possibly some interaction with vendors on bug submissions and fixes. But even the interaction with vendors tends to be layered under NDAs, so (ideally) wouldn't be available to just anyone anyway.

    In my opinion, searching for a name is likely to be a waste of time. There's not a guarantee you'll come up with anything valid...and a fair chance you won't come up with much at all.

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    "It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education." -Albert Einstein
    1. Re:To heck with 'em by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Well, in this case the submitter clearly thinks there are things he's done under a pseudonym that he *wants* potential employers to find. Personally, I wouldn't be that concerned with the professionalism of putting your nickname on the resume, like "Contributed to open source projects $foo, $bar under screen name $nick", but rather what you'll really be giving access to. If your nickname is reasonably creative and unique, you may end up connecting yourself to a lot of things that you probably thought was rather anonymous. That wouldn't be all that bright...

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  17. Don't I know it... by DiSKiLLeR · · Score: 1

    And I decided that writing it as 'DiSKiLLeR' was cool, once upon a time, some 14 years ago :(

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    1. Re:Don't I know it... by DiSKiLLeR · · Score: 1

      And I thought i'd add....:

      I really am embarassed by this nickname now, and wish i could change it, but its used in SO many damn places, and its my main domainname, and its my email address everywhere, and its embarassing when people ask for my email address on the phone or whatever, like when i'm applying for jobs.... oh man.

      What was I thinking back in 94??

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      You can tell how powerful someone is by the magnitude of the crime they can commit and be able to get away with.
    2. Re:Don't I know it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The bigger question is what are you thinking now? "I can't let go of it, but it really sucks...wah".

      If you've moved past it, let it go. Start anew...recreate yourself. And just hope you don't pick something just as stupid and have the same dilemma in 5-10 years with your new alias. ;)

      If you can't let it go, at least lead a double life by creating a new one and keeping your old one.

    3. Re:Don't I know it... by digitalcowboy · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I really am embarassed by this nickname now, and wish i could change it, but its used in SO many damn places, and its my main domainname, and its my email address everywhere, and its embarassing when people ask for my email address on the phone or whatever, like when i'm applying for jobs.... oh man.

      What was I thinking back in 94??


      I get where you're comin' from with the nickname. Don't sweat it too much.

      I'm hiring and in that consideration I would place your Slashdot nickname in higher esteem than any degree from anywhere (except maybe MIT - and I can't afford them people). College degrees are bought with money and earned by being a sycophant. They mean nothing to me. More often than not, they'll count against you when interviewing with me. I'm interested in raw intelligence, hunger for constant learning and problem solving abilities.

      Before I rant, let me get to my point: the world is a-changing. They'll get over it. I guess. They're gonna have to.

      In high school, I had one really cool teacher. As one example, there was a time when a bunch of dopers were making fun of me, during class. He said, "Laugh it up, fools. Someday you'll work for him. If you don't, your kids will. Geeks will rule the world."

      He was right. It's different now.

      (I graduated HS in '88 - before anyone really knew who Gates was.)

    4. Re:Don't I know it... by DiSKiLLeR · · Score: 1

      *smiles*

      I graduated back in 97.

      But yeah, times are constantly changing. I got an absolutely awesome job 5 to 6 months back doing what I love, and well... I haven't worked a day yet. I just go in and have fun every day, playing with Linux, Solaris, FreeBSD, doing a bit of coding in Perl or Java... its truely awesome.

      And I agree with what you said about degrees. Wow. I went through University and did a 4 year Software Engineering degree. Most of the people there that went through were damn clueless..... they were studying software development / comp sci / etc, and didn't use computers at home, had never toyed with unix, etc.... like wow. What are you doing here if you're not interested in this stuff?

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    5. Re:Don't I know it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Conforting thought, but last I checked it's the socially AND mentally adept that rule the world.

    6. Re:Don't I know it... by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      And where are you hiring?

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      I see your informative link, and raise you a pithy comment.
    7. Re:Don't I know it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither domain names or email addresses or nicks (at most places) are case sensitive. So most of the time you shouldn't need to be writing it all AOLish like DiSKiLLeR and could instead write it diskiller, which looks a lot better.

    8. Re:Don't I know it... by karnal · · Score: 1

      Just like most others here, I have a nickname that is probably a little bit off-putting for a perspective employer. So when I finally decided to start seperating e-mail addresses etc; I use something similar to firstname.lastname@gmail.com for my "real" identity. And I never blend any of my other e-mail addresses; I also never use the gmail account for business (purchases etc.)

      I would never post my screenname/alias on a resume. NEVER.

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      Karnal
    9. Re:Don't I know it... by mollymoo · · Score: 1

      College degrees are bought with money and earned by being a sycophant. They mean nothing to me. More often than not, they'll count against you when interviewing with me.

      Why the huge chip on your shoulder?

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    10. Re:Don't I know it... by stinkytoe · · Score: 1

      i feel ya buddy. I've had the same nick since '93 myself, back in the BBS days.

  18. Amatuers by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

    You can see my online nick anywhere on this site or in google, and sure it links back to my name if you give a shit. So what that my online persona has achieved quite a bit in the last decade, it still isn't something to present your future employers with, no one except a hacker or amateur /.er deserves to know what my thoughts have been for 10+ years. My online persona is my personal life, and not my professional life. I'd recommend only exposing the professional side of your online activities and leave the rest to chance.

  19. If you're that concerned about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why don't you just make sure you keep a professional interests handle and privates interests handle seperate and different. Needless to say, make your professional one your real name perhaps and stay professional there. Your private one should be hard to track down so no names or partial names.

    As you can see, I chose "Anonymous Coward" for myself. Luckily it's purely my private handle, as there are some pretty damning posts under this name:)

  20. What we're not ready for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    is your mystifying use of the word "albeit." I don't think it means what you think it means.

  21. tell me about it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My nickname is CrazyNiggaKilla69

  22. Survey says... NOWHERE! by pla · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I am very tempted just to put that nickname on my resume. Is the professional, albeit technical, world ready for this step?

    The professional world can't stand when your real life and their little toy world-of-whoredom intersect in messy ways. When this happens, you hear about people fired for sexual harassment over a coworker uninvitedly reading your personal website or blog.

    So, where should you list your online handle(s) on your resume? Nowhere! Thus the whole point of using a handle in the first place... Only an idiot would pretend it gives us true anonymity, but to a casual search for info on you, the two worlds will maintain some degree of separation. You want that effect.


    Remember that once you make it to an actual interview, employers don't look for reasons to hire you, they look for reasons not to hire you. Think of it like a driving test where you start with 100 and can only go down... The less you do outside the scope of the test, the better. At your driving exam, did you ask to stop at the local head-shop to pick up some filters?


    If you really feel the need to provide some online persona for an employer, make a new one. Create a cute little profile on all the big social networking sites, and post carefully censored historical details of your life.

    1. Re:Survey says... NOWHERE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would disagree with you on two points. I go into most interviews displeased with the candidate (not much *nix skill in the midwest market at the 1-2yr range). Looking for positive points, not looking to axe candidates. If someone was stuck working desktop support in a Windows shop but had a solid FOSS background associated with his nick, that would sell me on him in a heartbeat, if brought up at the interviews or resume.

      I can see ''Led development of multiplee OSS projects as direM'' coming off well in a resume or a phone-preinterrview.

    2. Re:Survey says... NOWHERE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best post in this thread. If I had points I'd mod you up.

    3. Re:Survey says... NOWHERE! by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      If you really feel the need to provide some online persona for an employer, make a new one. Create a cute little profile on all the big social networking sites, and post carefully censored historical details of your life. you mean something like the reason you're looking for work?

      So there I was, at the party and my girlfriend was talking to, I think it was Jessica Alba, when these couple of guys came over and we talked about some companym, IBM I think it was, and I kept looking over and I remember Jessica had really wide eyes and these guys were saying how great something would be, and then they offered me the post of chairman of IBM, , but my gf came over and asked if we could give Jessica a lift home, and I thought if she'd had too much to drink we should just get her a cab or something, but I'm a pretty charitable person and her place was on our way, so the guys gave me their card and told me to call them, but the next day my gf put all my clothes in the wash with hers and Jessicas and the card got all mushed up. And so that's why I never actually became chairman of IBM and that's why I'm looking for work now.

    4. Re:Survey says... NOWHERE! by ToasterMonkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sure, that's a good idea, but your online nickname doesn't need to be on a resume. The emphasis should be on the projects you created or contributed to, not some virtual persona. You should explain in person, the online or FOSS projects that relate to the position applied for, and earn their trust. The whole notion of googling a nickname being more validating than telling someone the work you've done and demonstrating your knowledge is ridiculous. It comes down to trust (both ways). Besides, if you _really_ cared about getting recognition from the professional, err.. real world for your online projects, use your real name or at least a semi-professional looking email address!

      Here it is in a nutshell, if your potential employer is relying on a google search to make a decision, YOU FUCKED UP YOUR INTERVIEW.

    5. Re:Survey says... NOWHERE! by klenwell · · Score: 1

      If you really feel the need to provide some online persona for an employer, make a new one. Create a cute little profile on all the big social networking sites, and post carefully censored historical details of your life.

      Good advice.

      Google Alerts (http://www.google.com/alerts) is also handy for keeping tabs on what your online aliases are doing while you sleep. Sometimes I'm surprised to discover what they've been up to.

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    6. Re:Survey says... NOWHERE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The professional world can't stand when your real life and their little toy world-of-whoredom intersect in messy ways.

      I think we need to define what we mean by "professional" means. You seem to be taking it to mean "suits and big companies and such". But there's also the sense of simply "doing it for money", and there are plenty of semi-underground places to hack (legally) for money.

      So, where should you list your online handle(s) on your resume? Nowhere! Thus the whole point of using a handle in the first place...

      I thought the reason was that an online handle is fun, creative, self-chosen, and most of all, offers some bit of *uniqueness* online. When I say CmdrTaco or Roblimo, you know exactly who I'm talking about. If you google for "Robin Miller" (even with quotes), Roblimo's site is #3, and the other 7 slots are completely unrelated. My name is even more common than "Robin Miller" -- my name leads to a disambig page on Wikipedia!

      Remember that once you make it to an actual interview, employers don't look for reasons to hire you, they look for reasons not to hire you.

      Maybe in a big company, but not everywhere. I work at a small startup, and I look for reasons *to* hire somebody. (We have few enough applicants we can interview pretty much everybody who sends us a resume.) One of the questions I've learned to ask myself is "what can *I* learn from this person, if hired?" -- drones are no good to us. And that's the sort of question for which you're looking for a flag to get set, not cleared.

      If you want to be a programmer at a big company, sure, hide your online persona, show up in a suit, and make pleasant conversation. These attributes work great there. Just know that they'd never get you hired at The Next Hot Company. The things you suggest would have gotten you laughed out of the room if you were trying to be employee #3 at Apple or Google.

      I'm not saying there's anything wrong with being JustAProgrammer at a big company, if that's what you want to do. Just be aware that there's a flip side to this coin. Perhaps you shouldn't be looking for how to present yourself, but looking for where to work where you can present yourself as you really are.

  23. Yeah but what if... by w3c.org · · Score: 5, Funny

    your nickname is, say, quite common ?

    1. Re:Yeah but what if... by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 2, Funny

      your nickname is, say, quite common ?

      I don't see too much problem with that. Although I am a bit disturbed that the Wikipedia entry for Indian Massacres comes up as the second hit.

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    2. Re:Yeah but what if... by Mr.+No+Skills · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or, uncommon, but clearly bad for landing a new job?

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    3. Re:Yeah but what if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. "Dickhead" is rather common.

    4. Re:Yeah but what if... by 12357bd · · Score: 1

      Change your name from 'Nick' to 'Robbensttein' it could help.

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    5. Re:Yeah but what if... by 3waygeek · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're obviously applying for the wrong jobs -- with your handle, you'd be a shoe-in for upper management.

    6. Re:Yeah but what if... by BadlandZ · · Score: 1

      I have that problem, it was original in the 90's, but now 90% of it isn't me.

      But I still end up better than using my real name, which is also a commonly used actively, and I apparently share the exact same name as someone who wrote a lot about Creationist Theory! Yea, that flys like a lead zeppelin when your trying to get a job as a scientist and the first thing people see when they google your name is some kook saying Evolution defies the laws of science and creationism is deeply rooted in science...

      Try convincing them that isn't you when your REAL name comes up with crackpot theories and they won't even take your calls anymore.

    7. Re:Yeah but what if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here here!! I second that. I'll raise you this; if they (or someone you would work with) don't know your handle, there is a high probability you won't enjoy the position anyway.

  24. I didn't find much by niceone · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Re:I didn't find much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then again, maybe it wasn't a good search.

      I can imagine several future items:

      Future Resume:
      Real name- John Wesley Harding III
      Online name- bAdASS217
      Work history- CEO, IBM

      or

      Police Blotter:
      Real name- William T. Sherman
      Alias(es): Bill, Billy, screwU2, ...

  25. Google turned me down by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 5, Funny

    I interviewed with Google once, but for some reason they turned me down...

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    1. Re:Google turned me down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My real name can be a real curse sometimes because of american politics.. never know what kind of reaction I'll be faced with in the interview room because the name George Soros riles certain people up into a mad fury. Crossing the border, going into the states is always fun as well.

    2. Re:Google turned me down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The message you're giving with the URL connected to your name is perhaps not saying what you want it to say...

      I go to it and it says: Not found.

  26. If you're searching a job, should you... by Reemi · · Score: 1

    Been on the other side of the table lately and some of the candidates clearly Googled me. Some even mentioned it.

    For myself, it felt a bit strange. But I have to admit, I'd do it if I'd be going to an interview. But, contrairy to what I experience, I'd never reveal the fact I looked up on somebody.

    What is your opinion? Is it ok to do and indicate you did? Does it show you are prepared?

  27. What's wrong with using your real name ? by Toon+Moene · · Score: 1

    Just Google

    "toon moene"

    No problem ...

  28. Your name nicknames by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    ... are the better ones for that, maybe boring, and surely depends on how common is your name/surname. My nick, mail address (without the @gmail.com) and even my real life name (ok, initial of name+surname) coincide, even with different mail providers in the past, so giving your name is giving your nickname.

    And of course, different people could use your nickname across different communities. So giving your nickname you could end giving the wrong references, if some of the hits points to something you dont like from someone else.

  29. It all dependfs on the job by houghi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What I do online is irrelevant to what I do as a profession and I try to keep them seperated as much as possible.

    However I can imagine that it IS relevant for some, especialy if you are a webdesigner or a developer, highly involved in OSS projects. I would just add them as past experience.

    e.g. I have developed/designe XYZ under the alias foo@example.com

    However you must also provide some proof that you actualy ARE that alias, I would say.

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    1. Re:It all dependfs on the job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you're interviewing for a job as a stripper or pornstar...

    2. Re:It all dependfs on the job by porneL · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I should probably change my profession.

  30. Interesting by linkerjpatrick · · Score: 1

    Interesting. I recently wrote an article on this very topic on my business blog. http://www.spinningsilkmultimedia.com/linkerjpatrick-my-personal-brand/ I'm self-employed but I'm starting to get more and more comfortable sharing a screen name I have standardized on over the years. It helps of course if the screen name is not embarrassing and is descriptive of what I would call your life mission or career passion.

  31. Security of nicknames by edxwelch · · Score: 1

    Never really took online nicknames seriously. When I saw this story I did a google just out of curiousity. Amazingly, I found one forum where my email address is posted in clear text. Now that I see how easy it is to track somebody, I'm glad I never bothered entering any personal data.

  32. Where is the legal standing? by 3seas · · Score: 1

    Not only is someone able to find out about you, but of what others think of you along with a ton of other information you may not even be aware of as being accessible via the internet.

    There is a word..... Libel.... and now if you know you did not get the job you can pursue a legal course against ..... ????

    Perhaps that is something worth mentioning to any potential employer.
    Perhaps its also worth mentioning or understanding if you are a potential employer.

    1. Re:Where is the legal standing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only is someone able to find out about you, but of what others think of you

      You mean like the Tim Rue FAQ?

  33. Early usenet is a killer by weave · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Back in the early 90s usenet was "safe" because everyone knew that it got expired after a week or two. We all used our real names and email addresses too. Then someone found some old backup tapes 10 years later and handed them over to Google.

    A friend of mine was quite a good troll back then, but now it haunts him due to his unique name. He's written Google and gotten them to delete his posts, but they won't delete other people's posts that quote him, so he's a bit screwed. I advised him to start posting lots of technical stuff to hopefully flood out the bad crap, and then write off the rest as youthful indiscretion.

    Another friend who is now in his 40s got busted and convicted for dealing drugs when he was a teenager and spent a few years in jail. He's absolutely reformed now and eventually got a pardon from the governor of the state he was convicted in. He has no trouble getting a tech job these days -- except for banks. He doesn't even bother applying there.

    Also, doing drugs won't stop you from being President these days, saying the wrong thing 20 years ago will.

    Moral of the story, do drugs, don't talk shit on the net.

    (Gawd, this tongue-in-cheek post is going to come back to haunt me someday I bet...)

    1. Re:Early usenet is a killer by Chapter80 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Also, doing drugs won't stop you from being President these days, saying the wrong thing 20 years ago will.
      Yeah, and funny thing, Slashdot-savvy college kids are willingly handing over their college term papers to services that archive them FOREVER, and without protest. You guys should be expressing outrage at this, like those high school kids in McLean Virginia who go to trial in January!
    2. Re:Early usenet is a killer by jsebrech · · Score: 1

      Back in the early 90s usenet was "safe" because everyone knew that it got expired after a week or two. We all used our real names and email addresses too. Then someone found some old backup tapes 10 years later and handed them over to Google. ...

      This is an interesting side-effect of the recording nature of internet conversations. It's not that people somehow have become more rotten because of the internet, it's just that a rotten remark used to be carried only by the wind, and now it's carried by hard drives around the world. I expect that in a decade or two new social rules will evolve to deal with this, where it will be considered inappropriate to take certain classes of forum comments into account when weighing a person's character.

    3. Re:Early usenet is a killer by Zadaz · · Score: 1

      I expect that in a decade or two new social rules will evolve to deal with this, where it will be considered inappropriate to take certain classes of forum comments into account when weighing a person's character.

      I'd like to think that. But these are companies who are still using Pascal and Fortran and don't accept email resumes. They don't have the genetics for change, especially disruptive change.

      Besides, a few decades is a long time to be without a job.

      Personally I would take "Can I find more of your stuff when I google your name?" is a somewhat creepy stalker question.
    4. Re:Early usenet is a killer by RobBebop · · Score: 1

      (Gawd, this tongue-in-cheek post is going to come back to haunt me someday I bet...) I googled your alias and unless you run the organization called Women Empowered Against Violence or are way too good at needlepoint, I'd say you are safe.
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    5. Re:Early usenet is a killer by baadger · · Score: 1

      That is because we (College students) don't have a choice in the short term. It is either hand over your paper for automated anti-plagiarism analysis or fail the class.

  34. Worked great for me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Because of my internet picture, I now have a six figure job at a medical school. I work in the proctology department as live model for the students.

    Sincerely,

    The Goatse guy

    1. Re:Worked great for me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congrats! It is very hard to find that job that makes you look forward to getting out of bed in the morning.

    2. Re:Worked great for me! by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 1

      I now have a six finger job at a medical school

      There, fixed it for you.

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  35. mine's "dummkopf" by dummkopf · · Score: 1

    i win. but fortunately my real name os a tongue twister, so googling it yields an almost unique result.

  36. this can only count against you by petes_PoV · · Score: 3, Interesting
    If you publish online information about your current (or past) job, that tells any future employers a lot about your sense of discretion and how you treat information that may not be overtly confidential, but certainly has no place in a public forum. Certainly the interviewer would be less than happy to find information about their company (or even this interview) on your next blog entry.

    If you simply can't hold it in, at least make sure that no individuals or organisations can be identified.

    On a resume, or in an interview, the potential employer is interested in what you can do for them, not your personal blog or your views on personal/irrelevant topics (unless they would be incompatible with the position you are interviewing for).

    As a consequence, I can see almost no situations where an employee can write about their current or past work in a way that will not compromise their future employment prospects - leave online links out of your CV

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  37. Accreditation by sciop101 · · Score: 1
    Depending on your "unique" name, you may have to defend or deny what the prospective employer finds.

    Then again, he may never call back.

    IMHO: Reveal only if asked!

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  38. And if you have a common name? by Prototerm · · Score: 1

    How about Googling for something like John Smith or John Jones (of course, there's Jim Jones, which will return some interesting historic references)? I doubt very much that any potential employer will be able to find references to your work amongst all the thousands of returns that are *not* you. So, unless you have a relatively unique name, Google isn't going to help.

    As for discovering your on-line nickname, I'm sure the NSA or the FBI will happily provide the service (if they don't already).

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    1. Re:And if you have a common name? by Chelloveck · · Score: 1

      How about Googling for something like John Smith or John Jones (of course, there's Jim Jones, which will return some interesting historic references)? I doubt very much that any potential employer will be able to find references to your work amongst all the thousands of returns that are *not* you. So, unless you have a relatively unique name, Google isn't going to help.

      Yep, that's the situation I'm in. My real name is very common, and is shared by a celebrity to boot. (He spells it differently, but a search for my spelling gives fan sites by people who don't know how to spell.) To top it off, even if you tried to qualify the search with technical terms, there's a developer on a prominent open-source project with the same name.

      The nickname I'm using here (and which I've been using various places since the mid-80s) is taken from "A Clockwork Orange" and is hardly unique. A search for that turns up a lot of hits for other guys who've also adopted it. There are two other online nicknames which I use, and both of them also generate hits that aren't me. (Which is surprising, because one of them I specifically created to be a unique nonsense word. Turns out it's used as a surname on the other side of the globe.) If you link my real name with one or more of my nicknames you start to get better hits, but there's still a lot of noise.

      So, I'm effectively invisible on Google unless you already know what you're looking for. My potential problem is that when someone searches for me they might think that one of these other guys is me. What if one of them posts something whacko, or runs a website for drunken furry kiddie porn, or advocates the violent overthrow of the government?

      When I'm interviewing I never bother searching Google for the applicant. Too much potential namespace collision; you can never be sure that what you're finding is really relevant.

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      I give up on debugging. From now on, SIGSEGV is a feature.
    2. Re:And if you have a common name? by kscguru · · Score: 1

      I'm in the common-name category ... search for my Firstname Lastname and you'll get a naturalist advocate (read: nudist). Followed by a bunch of hits in encyclopedias where my last name is also a common middle name. Fortunately, I've never had problems interviewing...

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  39. I am registered as AC in lots forums/blogs/etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "We googled the internet alias that you listed, "Anonymous Coward". While we were impressed by your willingness to follow orders and submit to overlords of various types... we were a little disturbed by your fantasies involving Natalie Portman and hot grits."

    "We were still considering hiring you until we happened upon the Goatse link."

  40. Libel or even just unrelated by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

    Not only is someone able to find out about you, but of what others think of you along with a ton of other information you may not even be aware of as being accessible via the internet.

    As bad as it might be to not get a job, especially if you really need one now, I think it would be even worse to work for a firm that used unsubstantiated, uncorroborated online data about its potential employees to make hiring decisions. That might indicate that they make other decisions similarly. You cite the possibility of libel, but there's certainly also the possibility of eliminating a candidate for information that is unrelated to him/her in any way.

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  41. So much for my... by Glove+d'OJ · · Score: 1

    So much for my career aspirations at the LAPD...

  42. Damn English by Poromenos1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    How do you parse the title, when almost each word could either be a verb or a noun? :( And if "Google" is a verb there, why is it capitalized? The answers to these questions still elude me, after minutes of staring at it.

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    1. Re:Damn English by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      When I saw the title I was wondering what the hell google and online aliases had to do with RealPlayer. :/

    2. Re:Damn English by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "Google" is the verb, "Online Nicknames" is the subject, "Real [Nicknames]" is being compared to it. Every word should have been capitalized since it's a title.

    3. Re:Damn English by JonathanR · · Score: 1

      My goodness. You really do know how to waste time on Slashdot.

    4. Re:Damn English by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      English verbs nouns easier say but read own typing smarter titles make.

  43. ClaimID by SocializedSoftware · · Score: 4, Informative

    I use ClaimID to verify what belongs to me online. It's free and let's you add those things online that you authored and also note which items don't belong to you. You can then give your ClaimID URL and annotate your claimed URLs to create an online resume that presents yourself in a more polished way to a potential employer.

  44. As ESR used to say, simply don't use nicknames. Real Hackers (tm) (c) (all rights reversed) should be proud of what they do, and therefore use their real name.

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    Hell Segmentation fault

  45. Duplicates? by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

    How do you prove that the alias that you list is 100% unique? While I know that my alias is unique on /., its very possible that there's someone out there that uses the same alias for blogs/usenet/WoW/Forums etc. Since there's no internationally registration of an alias, you'd have a tough time proving that HockeyPuck is me while the kiddiep0rn watching HockeyPuck(2) is not.

  46. Sue your parents by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 4, Funny

    What the hell were your parents thinking naming you Rock Hardon Beaver?!

    Especially when their last name is Goldstein...

  47. Online nilkname *is* better by calebt3 · · Score: 1

    I just googled my username. I use this username quite often, too.
    There is only one entry that isn't me. See if you can guess which one it is.

  48. two points: by cvd6262 · · Score: 1

    1) I long ago divided my personal/hobby posts from my professional presence on the Internet. I did this when an interviewer asked for my blog address, and I realized I had just posted about how great microwavable juice concentrate was. I had been "blogging" using some Slash wannabe code I wrote myself since before the term "blog" had been coined, so I had a lot of stuff up.

    I keep two blogs, use two different emails, etc. Sure, it wouldn't take much work to connect the two, but it provides some insulation between my personal and professional identities.

    2) If your last name is Anderson, and your nick is Neo, keep using the nick.

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  49. Just tried. Over 1 million hits. by WK2 · · Score: 1

    My real name is very common. Over 1 million hits, and none of them on the first few pages are me. I tried my online nickname. Over 2 million hits, 1 of them on the first page is me. wk2 is my online nickname initials.

    One of the reasons I chose a common online nickname is because it is cool, and great minds think alike. The other reason is because I WANT to remain anonymous. If an employer wants to research me, they will have to ask for help. They can ask me for a starting point, and for links to my work. I don't think this has hindered me getting a job in the past, but you can never be sure.

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  50. I got... by i · · Score: 1

    ...3,010,000,000 hits in Google... :)

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  51. Silly nicknames by cheebie · · Score: 1

    I got my nickname (see user ID) many years ago. It came from this bizarre Japanese documentary about ducks in downtown Tokyo. I still have no idea how it got attached to ME (I am neither duck-like, nor small), but it somehow did. It wasn't until later that we found out: 1) It is the Japanese word for runt and 2) We had spelled it wrong.

    Regardless of all that, I kept the nickname for a while. But I've stopped using it for anything new, and started discouraging its use in conversation. When it was obscure, it was just sort of silly and whimsical. But with the rise in popularity of Anime, and particularly its popularity with pre-teens, it makes me look like some sort of sicko. I'd much rather people think I'm weird for the correct reasons.

    1. Re:Silly nicknames by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not chibi? Aw.

  52. My name has been a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your name was Gary Oatse, you can imagine the looks I get. My family has a long history in the farm business raising corn.

  53. Just a pseudonym... by rodney+dill · · Score: 1

    Your nickname also could prevent you from getting a job. I'm in IT, if you Google my real name you get almost nothing. I wouldn't want to use 'Rodney Dill' on my resume.

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  54. You do not want to work there. by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    You do not want to work for a company that ask such stupid questions.

    If a HR manager even considers taking into account the search results from googling somebodies name - apart from maybe that news report of his conviction of mass-murder ten years ago - he isn't the kind of guy you want to work for.
    A value of someones IT work is *not* measured by what results a search of his name on google yields. I'd stear clear of any employer to dumb to realise that. A question like that would have me give a polite but firm counterquestion of wether the HR manager really needs google search results for confirmation of your competence (which you hopefully can prove otherwise).

    That goes the other way around aswell: Whatever Google yields as a result for somebody I'd never take as a proof of competence. Somebody putting his nick on a resumee for me to google it would have me move him from stack #1 to stack #2 of potentials in an instant if I were doing the hire.

    Make a well-built and well-designed website with well formated web-copies of all your work and add the link to your resumee. That will leave an impession.

    Bottom line: A question like that proves that your potential employer has little true knowledge in the field of IT and that you're going to have a hard time explaining the basics of IT and the type of work your expected to do to your would-be superiors. It should allways set of an alarm bell.

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    1. Re:You do not want to work there. by base3 · · Score: 1

      If a HR manager even considers taking into account the search results from googling somebodies name - apart from maybe that news report of his conviction of mass-murder ten years ago - he isn't the kind of guy you want to work for. I hate to break it to you, but nearly everybody does this now. Most aren't stupid enough to admit it to candidates.
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  55. Bad idea by teslatug · · Score: 1

    I don't use my real name, and I switch nicknames for different sites. This way I can't be stalked online for any reason. Sure in this specific case it might be a positive, but one can imagine many other negatives due to your online identity being revealed.

  56. I'd do it like this by SiliconEntity · · Score: 1

    At the top of the resume:

    John Q. Programmer
    (internet handle: glorb the barbarian)
    123 Main Street
    Anytown, USA

    Unless he's a real straight-laced and old-fashioned hiring manager I don't think this would hurt you, and it might help by making you stand out. Plus he's more likely to Google you out of curiosity if nothing else.

    1. Re:I'd do it like this by jamesh · · Score: 1

      John Q. Programmer
      (internet handle: Linus Torvalds)
      123 Main Street
      Anytown, USA

      Please feel free to google my internet handle if you want to get an idea of the sort of things i've been up to...

  57. Ughh... The past comes to haunt me. by slicenglide · · Score: 1

    It's amazing what dirt google can find on me: 1)The one submission i've ever made to slashdot that made the front page. 2)The pot growing forums where I became a guru... Hell I needed a hobby. 3)My livejournal(Even scarier) 4)Profit!

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  58. I am so screwed by localroger · · Score: 1
    My real name

    Well that didn't work out so well...

    My nick

    Oops.

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  59. more people know me by this name by unfunk · · Score: 1

    ...than my real name. Hence, when I change my surname next year (for family reasons), I am also changing my middle name to "unfunk".
    Also, I found out that the first & last name I will have when this happens is the name of a female softcore porn starlet. Stupid parents, giving me an effeminate name...

  60. Best job enquiry response ever :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Hi there. So I googled your name when I got your email, and obviously we won't be needing a resume. Would you like to arrange time to meet and see if we can work out an appropriate deal?"

    Awesome!

    (posting AC to avoid looking snobby next time they do it) :)

  61. Nickname Identity Theft by VAXman · · Score: 1

    Hmm, it seems like it would be rather easy to assume someone's identity, especially for totally anonymous nicknames. "Yes, I ran a major website for 10 years under the nickname CmdrTaco" - not really a great example since everybody knows his real name, but you get the idea. This actually became an issue in a different forum which I was involved with.

  62. No reactions from employers yet? by xant · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wow, a hundred comments in and nobody seems to have posted from the employer side of the table. I'll do that.

    It's quite simple. Put your online nickname--if the Google results are flattering. If they're not, then don't. It's really no different from anything else you'd include on your resume. Left a good job on friendly terms? Put that. Perp-walked out of a job in handcuffs? Leave that out. There's not much nuance here: If someone else shares your nickname, and that guy's a dick, you probably shouldn't put your nickname, lest you be put in the position of having to explain his posts. If you use your nickname in porn discussion forums online, leave it out.

    On the other hand, maybe your nick links people to logs of great technical discussions you've participated in, on IRC. Or it links to yourself being helpful on a technical mailing list in your field of specialty, or even just yourself showing interest in your field of specialty. For pete's sake, of course you want your employer to see that. As someone who reads resumes and does interviews, that's extremely valuable information to me. I would check it on Google, and I would be interested in what I found there, and if it was positive, I would be strongly leaning toward you before I even picked up a phone to set up the interview.

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    p.s. god I love having a unique name. Thanks to my name and many years of contributions to some high-profile open source stuff, you literally have to go 15 pages deep into Google's results for my name, before you find even a single entry that's not legitimately about me. If I ever have to find another job, I can guarantee you I'll be telling people to Google me. ;-)

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    1. Re:No reactions from employers yet? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      It's quite simple. Put your online nickname--if the Google results are flattering. If they're not, then don't. It's really no different from anything else you'd include on your resume.


      I tried that, but I just found documentaries about primitive man, and a few Geiko ads.
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  63. Professional... by foldingstock · · Score: 1

    A professional company doesn't need to see your twitty livejournal entries. They don't care who is on your myspace top 10. In a professional environment, what matters is education/training and experience. If you have a good educational background, and quality experience, you shouldn't worry about your "online" alter ego. If you're lacking in credentials, don't grasp at straws.

  64. Reference Sites by Mendy · · Score: 1

    If there is something on the internet that you feel would make a positive impression on a prospective employer highlight it specifically in your CV.

    For example:

    I am an active member of the Linux community, regularly posting on the Linux Kernel mailing list. My contributions can be found at here

    That way you're not relying on their detective skills to locate all the best bits, as well as there being no confusion about whether this is you or not.

    I would not recommend random searching for information about people you're considering hiring as you may find out more than you wanted to know. We had a candidate at work who had put on his CV he did some LJ related programming so as this obviously implied ownership of an LJ we had a look for it. On it he expressed a love for water sports, bondage and other such activities - I'm not suggesting in the slightest that this would be a reason not to hire someone however this is information that many people keep private and which he might not have wanted to share with his future colleagues, meaning that for all his time there we would have to be careful not to make reference to it. Awkward. Luckily for us he also mentioned on his journal that he was suspended by his current employer for computer misuse and that he didn't care about our job, he was just going to scam interview expenses so we told him he'd been unsuccessful with a clear conscience.

  65. Do not assume privacy! by Terje+Mathisen · · Score: 1

    I have always (i.e. since the late 1980'ies) assumed that everything I write online can be used against me.

    This is of course obvious in places like UseNet or Slashdot, but I try to behave the same way in email or IM.

    Since I've also managed to keep the same email address since 1994, and always signed Usenet posts with my full name & email, it is trivially easy to Google me. Prospective clients/employers who do so should hopefully get a good impression.

    Terje Mathisen

    --
    "almost all programming can be viewed as an exercise in caching"
    1. Re:Do not assume privacy! by Viceroy+Potatohead · · Score: 1

      Since I've also managed to keep the same email address since 1994, and always signed Usenet posts with my full name & email Cripes! You must keep your email filter busy. What do you run it on, a Cray?
    2. Re:Do not assume privacy! by Terje+Mathisen · · Score: 1

      I do get significant amounts of spam, I'm probably left with about 30-100 per day that manage to pass through both the corporate filters and SeaMonkey's adaptive rules.

      Getting rid of the rest takes me a minute or less, which I consider time well spent when the alternative would be to give in to the spammers and switch to a secret address.

      I've gotten _many_ tips/requests/leads via email over the years, some of them led to very interesting projects.

      I've even been paid for some of them! :-)

      Terje

      --
      "almost all programming can be viewed as an exercise in caching"
  66. Online alias vs. real name by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

    This is an interesting one.

        Most of the people who I've interviewed (or at least read their resumes) are pretty bland. It's their real name, list of employers, blah, blah.

        Myself, the resume is the simple list of jobs, experience, etc. I try to explain as well as I can in a short form (just 4 printed pages) my history and skills.

        In the resume, I have my personal site name. I use it for a lot of things. If you look at my personal site, it's kinda bare. I really only started using it a year or two ago.

        On my site are two versions of my resume. In the obvious area, there is my resume with all personal and contact information redacted. It shows what I know, just nothing to identify myself.

        In a obscured area there is my full resume in HTML, MSWord, and PDF. It does have my real name, address, phones, company names, references, etc. Otherwise, the content is identical. It helps to make clear that the alias site is really me. Otherwise, I could have just leeched the obscured resume and filled in my own information. Upon contacting the employers, they will usually remember that I used the alias on occasion. Most of them catch me using aliases on the phone, depending on who I'm talking to. Once I'm working somewhere, I explain my separation of real vs alias.

        "A call holding on line 4? It's a cold call from a vendor we don't deal with? Thanks.

        [picking up line 4]

        Hi this is John, how can I help you?

        My title? I'm an assistant systems administrator. Oh no, Mr Real Name isn't here, but I'll take your information and pass it on. He's out of country right now dealing with some of our [fill in BS here], but when he gets back I'm sure he'll call you.

        When will he be back? I don't know. I do know it was important for him to go, but as an executive, he doesn't always tell us lowly staffers his plans." :)

        It's funnier that people I work with will walk up and refer to me as Mr. Smythe or JW. Depending on how playful I'm feeling, sometimes I'll completely refuse to be him. Mr Who? I don't even know him.

        I was smart enough to pick an alias that could be a real name. It even has a middle name, date of birth, birth place, current residence. I've used it long enough to swap back and forth fluidly, without confusing the two.

        As far as anyone online is concerned, I am and always will be JW Smythe. Even if/when we meet in person, unless there's a need for a personal relationship, I will remain JW Smythe.

        And most importantly (as it relates to the article), when you search for "JW Smythe" or "JWSmythe" on Google, you'll find information on myself. You won't find anything on me by searching for my real name. Well, you'll find lots (and lots) of things. Even my real name was somewhat more common, but more so in Europe.

    --
    Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
    1. Re:Online alias vs. real name by f_raze13 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So, does it usually help or hurt your job prospects when your interviewer sees the links to porn at the bottom of the page?

      I mean, I don't think you can get a job based on the quality of your smutty smutty chicks links.

    2. Re:Online alias vs. real name by JWSmythe · · Score: 1


          Hehe.

          Not many people have even mentioned those links. It's just a little cross-site linking to raise page ranks for a few projects.

          My full resume lists a huge porn site. I've had to explain on occasion, in a completely professional manner, that the network was a large installation with high redundancy, that required me to be at my best 24/7. When I left, the largest site had an Alexa rank of #325. They'll usually listen as I go into more detail of the network infrastructure, my OS and web server choices and changes over the years, and the particular security challenges we were presented with. If you figure 0.01% of the users is a script kiddie, and our high traffic days were over 6,000,000 users, that means 60,000 folks a day were trying to defeat our security. When I looked at the firewall logs, in excess of 10 attempts per second were common. Some would be attempting to defeat our security to gain access to the servers. Others were attempting various methods to defeat our site authentication for "Passwordz" sites. Regardless of who they were and what they were trying, we couldn't allow any compromise. Our security methods would grow with the attackers methods changing, and frequently beyond what their current attempts were. I stayed on top of network security to ensure I was on the same level as the best attackers, so regardless of what they tried, I already knew what they were going to do to stop them.

          I'd go into conversations on how the redundancy across multiple datacenters was accomplished, with our extremely high bandwidth requirements. Typical days took over an aggregated 3Gb/s, and I had to be sure to keep the utilization on any line within tolerances to not allow a focused attack from taking down any single line. Failure of a single line or cluster of servers could not leave the site down. We included the capability for multiple site outages, which would not disrupt the normal flow of the site. This sometimes threw our providers. We'd loose a site that was pulling 500Mb/s, and I'd just call to see when it would be fixed, as we'd already failed that over to other sites before I called. We wouldn't allow a fail back until we were confident the problem had been resolved. Sometimes we'd simulate a site failure to test the capability of new lines. Just because they've installed GigE doesn't mean there's 1000Mb/s to be used there.

          And, rather than taking extremely high dollar approaches, I took the cheaper approaches, which has since become the model for quite a few other companies. Commodity servers, open source software, and a well scripted environment to handle common tasks. The environment was usually handled by myself and one other person, not moderately sized teams that you would expect, although I would have liked to had a properly sized team of 6 to 9 people across 3 shifts. Since most things ran smoothly, I had time to work on other projects, and if I needed a 3 day weekend, it was usually safe to do, as long as I had my laptop handy. :)

          In the end, I probably worked myself out of my job. Things were smooth, and easy to manage and expand on. The entire setup was intuitive, with consistency across all servers. Training of Unix skilled staff could be accomplished in a week or less, most of that time getting familiar with the specific sites and their needs.

          At which point, the interviewer usually says "oh. wow, you do know your stuff." :)

      --
      Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
    3. Re:Online alias vs. real name by f_raze13 · · Score: 1

      Fair enough.

      I'll admit I was expecting something more along the lines of:

      "Wha? But my host promised me no ads on my free site!" Or something along those lines.

      And yes, you do know your stuff. :)

    4. Re:Online alias vs. real name by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      :)

          You can dazzle them with bullshit, but you'll always win them with the truth.

          (unless otherwise dictated by circumstance)

      --
      Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
  67. Well sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many people use the nickname "Anonymous" anyhow?

    I know, I'll put it in my resume. Prospective employers can google my achievements. They'll immediately see what a swell feller I am.

  68. Depends if you have any security responsibilities. by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1

    At the risk, if anybody cares enough, of being moderated flamebait, under 25s should be aware that the present climate of in your face me-me-me and total disclosure will not last. The problem is, once you have destroyed your privacy on the Internet, you cannot get it back. In future, privacy may be a valuable asset of the privileged- notice that the words have the same Latin root. My advice is, if you still have it, to hang onto it. If anybody asks at interview, tell them that you value your privacy and that an employer should recognise that, if you can keep your secrets, you can also be relied on to look after theirs.

    --
    From scarped cliff or quarried stone she cries "A thousand types are gone, I care for nothing, no not one."
  69. MegaZone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems to work pretty well for MegaZone http://www.megazone.org/Random/MegaZone-Resume.html

  70. After the Ministry of Silly Walks... by Darfeld · · Score: 1

    ... We will need a Ministry of Silly Nicks...

    --
    (\__/) This is Lapinator
    (='.'=) copy it in your sig
    (")_(") so it can take over the world
  71. Nicknames: falling between hobbies and history by coolifornia · · Score: 1

    As someone who's interviewed technical people for jobs, esp. 10 years ago or so, it seems that most of the online nicknames would relate to "hobby" activities. Applying the same rules, that can help you or hurt you: if I like reading about your social money lending (Sydney Morning Herald - Online social money lending takes off), I may be further impressed and want to interview or hire you, but if I don't like your ability to code widgets then it won't make a difference for a technical job.

    Given the upcoming ubiquity of online profiles, most people will have them from their early teens (bismarcktribune.com - Myspace generation . The rules should change as hiring managers themselves start to have online personas that cross the gray lines of hirability. So maybe people will only be judged by their LinkedIn-type postings that are meant to be for business history.

    And sites like My Death Space may be joined by sites, such as one poster related to old usenet postings, that showcase frozen profiles of people who lost their passwords or account access, and stopped updating even as they continue to live on.

  72. The Best Defense by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    ... is to rub their noses in it.

    After being hired as a professor for a small university, someone googled me. A collegue (actually the department gossip) came to me and said in low tones "You know, they found out you belong to the Subgenius thing.".

    So I went and found the most outrageous "Subgenius thing" I could, a picture of me in a pink dress, chartruse fishnet hose, a black baseball cap and cowboy boots, playing guitar on stage. I printed out the picture and put it on my door.

    If they ever bothered to try to dig up dirt on me after that, they never bothered me with it. But due to this and many other actions of theirs that arise from the attitude that makes them act this way, I quit. Just like 40% of their instructors.

    If anyone ever bothered me with googled info again, I'd ask them how they knew if it was real or bogus stuff put together by someone else. And THEN I'd put it on my door. Or maybe pre-empt them and put it up before they could find it.

    --
    "I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid." -- Bishop 341-B
  73. Um... by lawpoop · · Score: 1

    Yeah, this is a problem I've long considered...

    --
    Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
    -- Pablo Picasso
  74. SexyChic14f by urcreepyneighbor · · Score: 1

    What if your nickname is something like SexyChic14f and you're a 30 year old guy? Will that help?

    How about urcreepyneighbor?

    --
    "The fight for freedom has only just begun." - Geert Wilders
  75. Sounds like a reason to pick more distinct names by RhysU · · Score: 1

    Since personal brands are important and will become increasingly more important as time progresses, this sounds like a great reason to pick distinctive names for your kids. Some guidelines:

    If you have an uncommon last name, congratulations. Feel free to name the little guy after Uncle Mike, John, Ted, Robert, Bill, or whomever else you like. It won't matter.

    If you have a common last name, give your kids uncommon first names. My older sister married a guy with the family name Miller; they picked out distinctive first names for each of their three sons.

  76. What kind of work? by ed.markovich · · Score: 1

    The first thing you should do is ask yourself whether googling for your Internet nickname would actually give the employer what they are looking for. You're applying to be a manager - what type of work did you do under your nickname that suggests managerial qualifications? Perhaps you're confusing establishing an online identity (which it sound like you did, using your nick) vs. identifying actual work relevant to the position.

    That being said, I can think of a few situations where work done under a nick might be relevant to what you're trying to do - for example if you had managed an open source project under a pseudonym. In that case, you should certainly highlight that work but there are better ways to do so than putting your nick on your resume.

    The easiest and best thing to do is to simply mention what you did right on your resume. If you managed an open source project, mention the project and your role on your resume. If you participated in some online management forums - to think of another example - why not just put that under the Interests area? That way you can tell the employer what you had done without making them look for it. This doesn't directly answer your question but it accomplishes the same goal.

    The other thing you can do is make a professional website and mention it on your resume. The page can then link to whatever online activities you think are relevant to your goals. Mentioning a URL in the header of your resume would - I think - look more professional than mentioning a nick. It could also work even better in your favor - there could be employers out there who wouldn't bother to google your name but might follow the link you provide, and if your website reveals some strength then that's a good thing.

    Finally, if you're going to be really passive aggressive and want to find ways to have the employer google your nick, you could always just place it into your email address. If you want to have them google for OpenSourceManagerDude, then try putting OpenSourceManagerDude@somedomain as your email address? This looks far less professional and is much less effective than the first two options, so I don't recommend it - just throwing it in for completeness' sake.

    But again, the main thing you need to do is confirm in your mind that googling for your nickname would actually bring up the type of information that would tell an employer you're going to be a good manager. It's not clear to me how that could be.

  77. Searching names on google & similar sites by djh101010 · · Score: 4, Informative

    But on a more serious note, wouldn't it be great if one of the search engines finally did the firstname, lastname thing correctly? It can't be that difficult to figure that one out in a way that it is correct most of the time. You mean, like searching for "Firstname Lastname" (with the quotes)? Works for me... There's nothing magic about that phrase being a name, it's just two words that you want to look for in a specific order but together. Works just like "SCSI bus adapter" or anything else. Just tested with my dad's name, someone with limited web presence. Just with Firstname Lastname, 295,000 hits. With quotes, 90, most of them him, mostly webpages and newsletters from groups he belongs to. So it seems to work pretty well that way. Very useful in genealogy searches, by the way.
    1. Re:Searching names on google & similar sites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      google "firstname lastname":

      I'm either a 28 year old engineer in illinois,
      or a 17 year old high school basketball player in ohio,
      or a 42 year old realtor in california.

      gotta love non unique names.

    2. Re:Searching names on google & similar sites by eggnoglatte · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That works alright, except for all the pages it is missing. What about pages where they have your initials rather than your full first name? Or pages with middle initials vs. without? Or maybe you are searching for a list, and the format is actually "Lastname, Firstname".

      For added bonus, a people search mode could expand semantic information. For example, if there is a page with the text "Firstname Lastname (somebody@google.com)", the search engine know knows one of the email addresses of that person, and can include it in the search, so you find pages with only the email address rather than the name. Or if there is a personal home page on slashdot (or facebook etc.), which lists both real name and handle, all slashdot postings (facebook entries etc) should be included.

      You can do this kind of stuff manually today, but it takes a lot of time and effort.

      Oh, and before somebody complains about privacy: this is all very public info already. Somebody who knows what they are doing can already collect that data in a hour or two.

    3. Re:Searching names on google & similar sites by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      Doesn't work well for me. My surname is rare, but it's three letters often used as an acronym (or a military rank abbreviation). My first and second names are very common first names. If you search my name with quotes you get a bunch of casualty lists. It actually achieves better results searching without the quotes (I'm guessing that knocks down the rank of casualty lists where my name appears "just so" repeatedly).

    4. Re:Searching names on google & similar sites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't work for me. A namesake of mine was the captain of a national football team a while back, so "firstname lastname" isn't going to find me at all (at least, not until 99% of people are bored looking).

    5. Re:Searching names on google & similar sites by djh101010 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't work for me. A namesake of mine was the captain of a national football team a while back, so "firstname lastname" isn't going to find me at all (at least, not until 99% of people are bored looking). "Firstname Lastname" -football

      Honestly...is the concept of booleans lost to people?
    6. Re:Searching names on google & similar sites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      true

  78. Well... by imadoofus · · Score: 1

    So much for my chances of finding a job in the future...

    --
    "pr0n": An anagram of "porn," possibly indicating the use of pornography. - www.microsoft.com
  79. Make your own portfolio by Patik · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Collect your online work into your own portfolio and put that online (with the URL on your resume). That way many employers will see your work without all the crap that might show up in a Google search. If they want to Google you anyway then they will and you can't control that, but putting your best work forward might satisfy their curiosity or at least draw a line between what you're serious about and what you've put on the web as part of your personal life. If you give your employer enough information to get a good picture of you, they likely won't look much further. And a portfolio gives you control over what they'll see.

    1. Re:Make your own portfolio by Forge · · Score: 1

      Now THAT is a good idea.

      I just ran off and registered "kevinforge.com" for this express purpose. Yes. Forge is NOT my real name but you guys already know that right ???

      --
      --= Isn't it surprising how badly I spell ?
    2. Re:Make your own portfolio by joto · · Score: 1

      Forge is NOT my real name but you guys already know that right ???

      How the fuck would I know what ever fucking names you have? This is an international forum, and if people can be named Krishnamurti, Xien, Mboko, or Banana, they can certainly be called Forge. And even though this is slashdot, and everyone associates "forge" with sourceforge, it's still true that Beowulf is the name of a person, and the aggregation of computers is named from him (or by the poem of the same name).

      More importantly, I couldn't care less what your real name is ;-)

    3. Re:Make your own portfolio by antek9 · · Score: 1

      Me neither. As long as it's not Peter File, that is.

      By the way, any info on what kind of clusters did the rendering work for that obnoxious new movie?

      --
      A World in a Grain of Sand / Heaven in a Wild Flower,
      Infinity in the Palm of your Hand / And Eternity in an Hour.
  80. now everyone has to worry about personal info SEO? by Meorah · · Score: 1

    I'd have to tell any hiring manager asking about my accomplishments being listed on google to get bent.

    1. My primary job function has nothing to do with SEO.
    2. Even if it did have to do with SEO, why would I be required to optimize myself on google? I already wrote up a resume that optimizes my prior work history and experience exactly as I want it to appear.
    3. I use no less than 3 online nicknames specifically to decentralize/distribute the ability for people to know everything that I do simply by tracking a single nickname.

    Seriously, I would never put an online nickname on a resume just because of some retarded hiring manager that thinks he's techno-smart for googling an applicant.

    --
    Protector of Capitalist views,
    Meorah
  81. What about more than one? by CrazyP · · Score: 1

    What if you've switched or currently use more than one nickname online? I've been using CrazyP since 1998, but recently have switched to using another nick, though still use CrazyP very often...

    --
    How do you take a picture of the best moment of your life?
  82. Re: MultiLayered Personas by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Unique is good.

    A profound clash on the net is between "goofing off" and building net credibility. For the occasional snark comment, that's what AC is for. I have put a fair amount of effort into this "brand name" to ensure that it's reasonably respected.

    However, I still wouldn't actively disclose it to any employer. I consider it in the realm of private research mixed with entertainment. If an employer needs to know what my successes at work are - let's have them talk to a previous employer! A former manager who liked you is a far better reference than miscellanea on the net.

    --
    My first Journal Entry ever, in 8 years! http://slashdot.org/journal/365947/aphelion-scifi-fantasy-horror-poetry-webzine
  83. WP:COI? by tepples · · Score: 1

    A better thing is to get friends to create a wikipedia entry for your business persona. How would this pass WP:COI?
    1. Re:WP:COI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares about the COI. If you don't get caught it wont be a problem. I know of several that do this as well.

      When you get your own entry on wikipedia and it looks good (because you do work on OSS projects and other items) it launches you to the front of the Resume pool.

      and that is all that matters, screwing everyone else in the resume pool is the point of how to get the job.

      Lumpy is simply doing what many others that succeed out there do. I can point to at least 30 Wikipedia entries on people that are nothing more than what he is talking about. I'll leave that up to the reader to do himself/herself. Hint: all current presidential candidates are this exact tactic.

  84. Re:Better? Depends on your view by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mr. Anderson: So what? You played a drag queen in the Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

  85. Well Mr. Goatse, by PPH · · Score: 2, Funny

    I suppose it all depends on what your potential employer might find when they Google your nickname.

    --
    Have gnu, will travel.
  86. Re: Creepy which way? by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    I got pretty lucky early on when I mapped out my strategy ten years ago. Many small organizations post member names these days because it makes them feel "with it". Your name can pop up all over now - maybe a paintball tourney, some civics group you attended for a year, etc.

    I'd rather know ahead of time that someone is planning a Net search so that my second round answers will be sensible, rather than getting decked with some loaded question like "So, been to any Birch meetings lately?"

    On one activity that I felt would one year show up in an employer question, I tagged my real name onto it. Random recreations are under an alias for a reason. If an employer went through the modest amount of work to figure it out, then a previous poster is right - it's a bad sign for the employer as a snoop.

    --
    My first Journal Entry ever, in 8 years! http://slashdot.org/journal/365947/aphelion-scifi-fantasy-horror-poetry-webzine
  87. That's why I use my real name. by kisielk · · Score: 1

    Well, except for slashdot, but that's because I signed up when I was still in high school and didn't really give it much thought. Elsewhere, I use my real name or "kisielk". Why? I figure that in today's world, communication online carries much the same weight as communication offline. I treat it and much the same way, and act with the same degree of responsibility.

  88. Re: Being Suttle by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 2, Funny

    You mean this guy?

    Mickey E. Suttle is a controversial and infamous self-proclaimed Star Wars fan who posts so-called Star Wars news, images and FAQs on his website, supershadow.com almost every day, using the nickname of SuperShadow. Many of his claims, most notably that he is friends with George Lucas and possesses advanced copies of screenplays, have made him a controversial figure among Star Wars fans.

    The Whois service reveals that supershadow.com is owned by Mickey Suttle, of Hickory, North Carolina, who also appears to own a law firm. His location is also stated on FindLaw. [source?] The owner of the SuperShadow.com domain also owns MickeySuttle.com ...

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    My first Journal Entry ever, in 8 years! http://slashdot.org/journal/365947/aphelion-scifi-fantasy-horror-poetry-webzine
  89. Re: Lack of Context is also a killer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd change the part about the "obvious coke addiction I don't ever want to do anything about" on your webpage too.

  90. Unlike slashdot by matt+me · · Score: 1

    Unlike slashdot, your employer won't take your site linked in your sig.

  91. Unique name by tokul · · Score: 1

    Or your name is more unique than your nick handle.

    Name + Surname or just Surname = first on google
    Nickname = 15th and only due to higher ranking caused by third party.

    Google search is based on keywords. Better keyword wins.

  92. Also, make sure *YOU* do a Google search, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Find out the *BAD* stuff they'll find, and see if there's any way you can mitigate it.

    For example, I have had four different online nicknames/handles over the years, and there is one I most certainly would *NOT* give to an employer. I'm not even sure I'd mention the one I use here. (In fact, I'm posting anonymously specifically because a quick Google Search on my username here shows that it's already linked to my real life name in more than one location. The top hit is even my company's website, that doesn't list my /. nick at all, anywhere on it. Spooky.)

  93. Ridiculous online names. by Loualbano2 · · Score: 1

    Is there a such thing as a non-ridiculous online name?

    Most of the ones I run across are pretty silly.

    ft

  94. I used to think my 'net by crovira · · Score: 1

    presence was enough but its NOT.

    Unfortunately I have MS and, now that I "schlep" around with a cane, it shows.

    Now my 'net presence shows that I'm a pretty radical guy (and getting more radical by the day, not physically dangerous, but definitely radical) but I'm now definitely a 15%er*, and worse, than that I'm old** in a young man's game.

    Its not easy fighting people's perceptions when you've become imperceptible to them.

    Well, as someone I once knew use to say: "Fuck 'em where they breathe!"

    * the World Health Organization (WHO) estimates that 15% of the population is disabled to some degree.

    The individuals may change in distress and severity but 15% if the population is going through those doors, on a stretcher. (MS is 0.0833% of the population, 1 in 1,200, so I'm really behind the eight ball.)

    ** I was born in 1953. I was already doing IT when it was called MIS and I'm almost older that the first computer language (FlowCode) and my career started before relational calculus and relational data bases. That gives me perspectives that inform me, not just a bunch of boring "war stories", when I design and develop software.

    --
    MSBPodcast.com The opinions expressed here are my own. If you don't like 'em... Think up your own stuff.
    1. Re:I used to think my 'net by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      jeez, man, I'm sorry about your disorder. it must be especially painful talking about it online at places like slashdot, because of the acronym. I sincerely hope they can find a cure one day or at least change the name. God bless.

  95. get a site, be proud of yourself, start a business by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    My advice is:

    * Use a real name and optionally nicknames that map easily to your real name
    * get a website, now
    * make sure all your nicknames are associated with your site where your real name is visible
    * List your website prominently in your CV
    * Give examples of your work on your CV with URLs
    * Enter into various professional societies (eg I'm in IEEE Engineering Management Society, ACM, BCS, ACS, IET, Chartered Management Institute, ...) and learn how to network
    * Enter into professional social networking sites like LinkedIn
    * Make sure your fellow members in societies and social networking sites are aware when you go job-hunting
    * A webpage which is entirely professional smells like lies. Always put facts about your personality and hobbies in your webpages, eg explain your love with poetry, software programming, etc. Do *not* separate your personal and professional lives, as you should be proud for both of them.
    * Unless you are in great financial need, you should carefully choose your employer: If you work for someone who has very different and incompatible personality with you, then problems will occur. Try to find employers who share your views, eg if you like free software go work for a free software shop rather than a closed-source megacorp. This means that you *want* to put facts about your personal life and opinions in your webpages, to enable incompatible employers to self-filter themselves out. It's better to not take up a job with a culturally incompatible employer rather than take it and quit or get laid off after a week because of personality clashes with your boss!
    * Don't care that much about what others think about you, be yourself and enjoy company with people similar to you. If I go hiring, I would prefer a person who is not afraid to state their opinions and hobbies freely and proudly, rather than a drone who has learnt to think like a slave and believes that they need to project a specific image to the world rather than their true self.
    * Print out a Google results page for a term, eg 'management expert', and show it off along your CV if any of your webpages make it to the first page
    * If you fail at something in your career and you are asked about it, say what you learnt from it and how it made you a better professional. Don't hide up facts.

    And my best advice is:
    * Start your own business: Self-create your success rather than wait for others to give it to you s a ready meal!

  96. Re: MultiLayered Personas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Someone, quick, mod him down, in order to fuck with his "net credibility"!

  97. ok, I'm old by Tom · · Score: 1

    Now I really feel old. Anyone else here who remembers the times when nicknames were used to cover your real identity, instead of just being either a cooler name than your parents thought of or a necessary evil because "yourname@aol.com" was already taken?

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  98. Nothing wrong with that is there? by crovira · · Score: 1

    I have email addresses for each of my "suppliers' by supplier; one for [bank name], one for ... and I even put them on separate ISPs.

    Its easier to separate the idiotic spam and "Nigerian Scams" from the serious fuckers that I want my financial institutions to follow up on.

    Rock on.

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    1. Re:Nothing wrong with that is there? by shlashdot · · Score: 1

      Serious fuckers? I haven't seen one of these yet. Anything that comes in via unsolicited email in my experience is the work of clowns, not worth my financial institutions' time. I mean if a supplier steals my credit card number, its not like they are going to send me an email and let me know. I'm kind of curious what you're talking about.

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  99. Re: Snark Attack by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 0, Troll

    That will probably get me modded up, thank you.

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  100. Re: Yes, Sir! by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Of course.

    "You can't be famous & anonymous at the same time".

    With the rise of the Culture of Faux Friends it's easy to become quite confused.

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  101. Been there, have the t-shirt hidden in a drawer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A friend of mine was quite a good troll back then, but now it haunts him due to his unique name. He's written Google and gotten them to delete his posts, but they won't delete other people's posts that quote him, so he's a bit screwed.

    Been there. I wasn't a troll, but I'd like to have my relatively geeky interests completely separated from any attempts at getting a job or other forms of interfacing with "the norms." I've also strongly considered a run for political office in the future and need these things separated just in case.

    So, I've tried the same bit, but there's one post out there were someone quoted my sig where I listed my real name and my alias. I fear that that'll bite me one day. Fortunately, there are at least three people who use my nick, so I may be able to muddy the waters. Unfortunately, they all have the same geeky interests, so it doesn't matter much.

    Anyhow, posting AC for obvious reasons.

  102. Legally change your name by Tronster · · Score: 1

    You could solve your dilema by legally changing your birth name to your nickname. That's what I did after a co-worker pointed out: 5,000,000 women change their name each year. It was surprisingly easy.

  103. It really depends on the company by zoomba · · Score: 1

    I think it depends on how tech and web savvy the company that you're applying to is. If you're applying for a job with an insurance company, bank, or other massive mega corp (even if they're a tech shop) it would probably hurt more than help since you have no way of knowing if the HR drone reading it knows the difference between a Mac and a PC. When you go to list a handle on your resume, you're depending on the person reading to know a) what it is and b) what to do about it. It's a big risk.

    Now, if you're applying to a smaller company, one that is extremely tech savvy, I think it could help a lot.

    I landed my current job in large part to the name I've built for myself online over the last decade. Of course, the job is all about online and community presence, so that's a bit of a different story, but it would have helped me with this company no matter the specific job.

    The best idea I saw in the discussion was to go around yourself, collect all your favorite "Me" links from Google and then put together an online portfolio of sorts on a personal website. That way you can provide the link on your resume, and then very directly control what information they see if they look you up that way. It's all about controlling your virtual image, and this may be the best way to do it.

  104. Accepting a job is supposed to be full duplex by xPsi · · Score: 1

    Putting an online ID _that accurately reflects who you are_ on a resume is a perfectly reasonable thing to do. Would you seriously really want to work at a place that WOULDN'T hire you just because you gave them an online ID (if it gives them a more accurate picture of your skills and who you are)? If you think you want to work at such a place, you are probably applying to the wrong jobs anyway (or posting things very orthogonal to your "true" self). Remember, the process works both ways and you can use what you put in your resume (when done reasonably) as a "who do I want to work with" filter. Accepting a job is supposed to be a two way street.

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  105. How to edit Wikipedia despite conflict of interest by tepples · · Score: 2, Informative

    When you get your own entry on wikipedia and it looks good (because you do work on OSS projects and other items) it launches you to the front of the Resume pool. There's a right way and a suspicious way to post an article about yourself. The suspicious way is by creating the article directly in article space. The right way is as described in a section of the COI page:
    1. Find a WikiProject related to your field.
    2. Become active in this WikiProject for a few weeks, so that your account does not appear to be a single purpose account.
    3. Create the article in your user space, with the majority of the references that you cite being reliable sources that you do not control.
    4. In the WikiProject's talk page, link to the talk page.
  106. googling allows for descrimination by acidrain · · Score: 1

    It actually helped them decide to choose me, since there are lots of questions you can't ask in an interview
    This opens the door to all kinds of discrimination.
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  107. Well A quick search by MrCopilot · · Score: 1
    Shows 750 Results over 700 are Slashdot posts. That can't be good to a potential employer.

    My real name show couple hundred thousand results. Of course my name is middle and last name of a well known author. Trying to find me in that mess is a mess.

    I think I'll keep my real name on my Resume thanks.

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  108. Using my real name by emacs_abuser · · Score: 1

    I always use my real name when I post online.

  109. Re:Better? Depends on your view by Calydor · · Score: 1

    Whoa. I'm the One?

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  110. Re: Snark Attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or maybe it wouldn't...

  111. I show up for GWBasic by GWBasic · · Score: 1

    My username, GWBasic, is an old version of Basic used on DOS-based computers before QBasic and Visual Basic. For some reason, my personal home page shows up when someone googles for "GWBasic." Occasionally, I get emails looking for tech support...

  112. Yep by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    That's the whole reason I use a handle: It gives a bit of separation between online and real life. Nothing that would stop anyone who really wants to find out who is behind it, of course, I have friends who know my online handle and real name, there's information on the net that will lead you to my real name, and so on. However it means that someone has to give a shit beyond casually typing my name in to Google and seeing what comes up. Do that, and pretty much all you get is websites of places I used to work.

  113. I hope biblical literacy is declining, then by OnanTheBarbarian · · Score: 1

    ... if this story is true.

  114. Online means No Secret by fast+turtle · · Score: 1
    I've always figured that everything I ever posted on the net could come back and bite me, thus I've always lived by the simple rule, if you want it to stay secret, then don't tell anyone, otherwise it's no longer a secret.

    Since I've always followed this simple rule, there is nothing on the net that I'm ashamed to claim as my own but any interviewer who asked me a question about anything would terminate the interview right then with sorry sir but as the net is not under my control and your question in reference to someone's online comments/thoughts indicates to me that this is not a company I desire to work for and I'd walk out the door. I might take the afterwards to fire off a letter (hardcopy) to the CEO about the interviewers inappropriate question and that due to it, he lost at least one potential employee who may have been able to contribute significantly to the company and the worst of this is that I've actually responded this way.

    Sorry to say the salary figure was quite nice but after being asked a question like that, I terminated the interview, picked up my resume and left and yes I wont leave a resume behind if I terminate the interview because I've made the decision that I wont work for them and don't want them to contact me or share my information with another company as they're suggestions are no longer worth my while.

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  115. This is a good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're in a technical position why would a person hiring you care of your 'search engine presence'? I would think your name showing up on a search engine would mean you have a habit of running your mouth (a bad thing in the business world). Someone who talks too much would/could divulge company info. My name comes up but only for 2 links. It had to do with me asking a technical question on a forum using my real name which is something I never do anymore.

  116. Re: MultiLayered Personas by j-pimp · · Score: 1

    I still wouldn't actively disclose it to any employer. I consider it in the realm of private research mixed with entertainment. If an employer needs to know what my successes at work are - let's have them talk to a previous employer! A former manager who liked you is a far better reference than miscellanea on the net.

    Well, anyone can get someone to say they are great, and I would seek that if I were an employer. However, as an employer I would also see if I could get a more unbiased view of a person. Also, I'd prefer if the candidate had an online presence as that would tell me that the person has opinions, passions, and probably a desire to teach what he or she knew.

    Also, as a candidate, I'd prefer if the employer knew from the get go of any of my beliefs that they would object to, rather than discovering them later and having to go through the trouble of firing me. Granted I don't think anything google will reveal about me is a show stopper at many places.

    That all being said, I find most employers don't bother to check up on me online. Hell, I put an open source project on the resume, and the person grilling me on the technical interview just said, "Hey I downloaded that PlaneDisaster.NET thing, it actually installed and ran." People just don't care about that stuff. It really bothers me in a way.

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  117. I wish i could do this, but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wish I could do this, but ...
    a) I'm under non-disclosure agreements for my last 3 positions and the work is not internet facing, but it did have 20K daily concurrent users.
    b) prior to that I did government work that can't be discussed.

    Almost anything I do for FOSS may conflict with prior work and get me in trouble with existing contracts.

    What's a 40-something techno-guru of all trades to do if I can't produce any prior work, nor discuss it in detail without breaking a contract or worse?

    I'm recently unemployed due to a policy change by the new owners.

  118. Google solves all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been using the same nick for years, and sometimes linking back and forth between stuff listed under my real name and stuff listed under my nick. Now when you enter one in Google, you find the other pretty quick. Of course, it helps that both my nick and my name are unusual - I've had the top Google rank for both for almost as long as Google has existed.

  119. Googleing my online name gets... by Doug52392 · · Score: 0

    810 results! Wow! IRC logs, forum posts, ban lists???, logged e-mails. It makes sense to, how many people named Doug do you think there are in this world? But I've never seen ANYONE else with the same online nickname. The Internet is archived in Google pretty much.

  120. That means you've never got a virus by crovira · · Score: 1

    or some 'almost well formed' spam-ish mail that install a key logger on you machine.

    Be thankful. I had to trace someone to Romania to see where a ultimately 'sniffer' reported to.

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    1. Re:That means you've never got a virus by shlashdot · · Score: 1

      And your financial institution dispatched Matt Damon to go rough up those guys in Romania?

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  121. Testing... by Geminii · · Score: 1

    Hmm. It seems that as long as I don't give a prospective employer my full middle name or any email address with my personal domain in, my real name is far too common to effectively Google. Mind you, the kind of positions I apply for don't tend to have managers capable of banging two rocks together, let along thinking about Googling someone, so it's not really an issue for me. That, and I tend to change ISPs, email addresses, nicks and online habits every couple of years, as well as generalising almost everything I post everywhere, so it would need an AI or digging up a lot more personal information about me to be able to effectively map my internet history.

  122. Loss of Privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have separate accounts, one for business/career dealings, and another for personal activities, including purchasing on-line and commenting on political/social issues. I don't want employers to see my blogs responses. My on-line writing would show me as strongly atheist and liberal, and it takes only one right-wing crank to derail hiring me as a consultant. Although corporations aren't filled with middle-Americans, people's general mistrust of atheists - in polls, people trust atheists least, i.e., less than Muslims as political candidates - as well as the state of politics in the US, will hurt me.

    I'd much prefer to keep my private identity private.

  123. too generic by jayminer · · Score: 1

    Mine is too generic to be found by Googling.. (It's not the one I use here) *sigh*

  124. Re:Sounds like a reason to pick more distinct name by joto · · Score: 1

    Kids don't like to be different. If you decide to call your kid something "distinctive", they might be a target for teasing by other children. Also, the anonymity of being called Bob Smith has its own benefits. If the kid later wants to build an online identity, there's nothing stopping them from calling themselves FantasticBrilliantPerson whenever they are online.

  125. In '94 by Jack9 · · Score: 1

    All we thought about was being known by our clever nick name.

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  126. Proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm heavily involved in OSS. My online persona is Linus Torvalds. I have source code as proof.

  127. What if the nickname is common? by chord.wav · · Score: 1

    I mean, my other nickname is Ballmer. Who knew?

  128. Works both ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've actually gotten interviews based on the help I've given people in a certain usenet group over many years. The problem is, it sets the expectations of the interviewers too high.

    If you are experienced at posting and using "think time" to make them correct, you put yourself at a disadvantage in a situation like an interview where you have to "think on your feet."

    Kinda like posting an answer to this thread on Sunday night, too late for anyone to really care.

  129. They actually do worse... by crovira · · Score: 1

    That's why I DONT do dope.

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    1. Re:They actually do worse... by shlashdot · · Score: 1

      All I can say is, having 100 different emails all on different isps sounds like a great security plan. It's obviously working well for you.

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  130. Spam? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting that "claimid.com" and "socializedsoftware.com" are owned by people who live only a few miles from each other... makes me wonder if there's any connection between the two.

  131. Just use your real name online by Doug+Jensen · · Score: 1

    From my real name appearing in this post, you will see that I always use my complete real name for every online activity. I have nothing to hide from my employer or anyone else and I am not ashamed or embarrased by anything I do online.

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  132. Google me. I kick ass. by neo · · Score: 1

    So you can google me all you want. All you're going to see is that I kick ass, can fly, dodge bullets, and have a really hot girlfriend. Oh and I kinda look like Keanu Reeves.

    Of course I did all this before the movie that lauded my abilities so now it's hard to get my nick anywhere... but hey, whatever gets me hired.

  133. Re: MultiLayered Personas by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

    "I have put a fair amount of effort into this "brand name" to ensure that it's reasonably respected."

    Translation: i am an asshat who likes to refer to my online persona as a "brand name".

  134. I can't think of anything worse.. by Grimbleton · · Score: 1

    than having somebody Google me right now. I just had a fun callout thread on SomethingAwful by a fellow I've known for years (Mostly for laughs, partially because he got sick of me) where every stupid thing I've said online in the last seven years was brought up (Mind you, I'm only 21, so a lot of that was from when I was in MIDDLE school.) along with my full name used several times in the thread.

    So basically, anyone who wanted to find out about my horrible fakeposting over the course of most of the last decade would have an easy time of it, without any actual background or context to realize "Oh hey, he didn't REALLY punch that goat." or what have you.

  135. Forget my name or even my nicknames... by Junta · · Score: 1

    My experience has been most people stumble upon my resume while not looking for resumes at all. They'll google for answers to weird esoteric problems with esoteric stuff they are using, and my resume shows up on the first page of results... A coworker of mine decided it was a sign to skip googling when his google attempt just landed my resume anyway and called me about the problem instead.

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  136. Isn't it obvious what the trade-offs are? by sneakyimp · · Score: 1

    In order to have an online name somewhere, you are usually forced to choose a unique identifier. Granted, you may have chosen TonyMontana@hotmail.com and some other tool chose TonyMontana@yahoo.com, but at each institution, there is only one of each. This uniqueness requirement for domains and for usernames within a domain makes it MUCH more likely that a nickname/username will be unique internet-wide and belong to no one but me--i.e., JoeSmith67301 is much more likely to be unique than JoeSmith. The trade-off is that if I have a unique identifier, I can be uniquely identified and therefore held accountable for my flame wars, ch!ld pr0n searches, and ebay scams. In other words, a unique identifier means people can find out what I've done and associate it with me. If my name is anonymous then I can do what I please and no one will ever know it's me. In real life, I can google my very plain name and find at least three other guys, one of whom is a famous skateboarder, another of whom is also a web developer, and yet another who is an aspiring televangelist. I rather like the anonymity. On the other hand, when I was nineteen the cops came to my house and arrested me in my underwear because they thought I was an acid dealer who went to my high school with the same first and last name as mine.