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  1. What *I* want.... on The BookMachine: On-Demand Book Printing in 3-5 Minutes · · Score: 1
    ...is a machine that can print--using CMY and K icing--on cakes!

    In fact, I would gladly do a beta test for a company that would make such a product.

  2. Re:Check Your Facts :) on Former Windows Chief on Microsoft Vs. Open-Source · · Score: 1
    I know! I was just having fun.

    And I appreciated the smiley!

  3. But I want a DELL-POD! on Duke University Giving iPods To 1650 Freshmen · · Score: 1

    I guess I'll have to go to another school.

  4. Re:Bzzt on Former Windows Chief on Microsoft Vs. Open-Source · · Score: 0
    The PC was a low cost alternative to a mini, and Microsoft Windows made the PC a low-cost alternative to the Mac.

    'cept that Windows 1.0 shipped BEFORE the Mac did.

  5. Re:Huh? on Two New AMD Mobile Chips Launched · · Score: 2, Interesting
    C'mon now! By this logic, /. shouldn't have covered any of this past Mac World announcements!

    And it's exciting to think that we may get 64-bit laptops soon!

  6. Re:using real address = pure evil!!! on Where Do Dummy Email Addresses Go? · · Score: 1

    Exactly! And if some EVIL MORON who asks an ask /. is a general reflection of the intelligence of the /. community, then /.is finished!

  7. Im my opinion... on Where Do Dummy Email Addresses Go? · · Score: 1
    the folks who use "dummy" email addresses that might actually be someone else's actual email address are as guilty as the spammers!

    The folks who own "null.com" or "nothing.com" have to deal with mountains of crap from STOOOPID people, like the person who posed this question on Ask /. (And, btw, the intelligence of the person who's been using "nowhere.com" is questionable.)

    Please, FOLKS! If you need to enter an email address to make some form happy, and they don't require active registration (i.e., you answer the email), use a FAKE TLD!

    I've been using FUCK@YOU.UPTHEASS for years! I doubt that .UPTHEASS will ever beome a valid .TLD. And most sites only look for a @ and a . That's how they can claim 5 Billion Registered users!

  8. Re:When will Slashdot editors ever learn... on Commercial DVD Software Comes to Linux · · Score: 1
    Eats Shoots and Leaves!

    Thank you!

  9. When will Slashdot editors ever learn... on Commercial DVD Software Comes to Linux · · Score: 1

    ...when to use "it's" and when to use "its?" I learned that in third grade, and never forgot.

  10. Here's my six-step plan! on A Six-Step Plan for Apple · · Score: 1
    Here's my six-step plan for Apple:

    • Try to attract a more mainstream user base. The fact that your user community is tainted by a vocal contigent of "Zealots" doesn't help you get acceptance.
    • Similarly, get rid of all your OS-9 era employees. Face it, it was NeXT that aquired Apple, not the other way around. The OS-9 people that failed to bring your company into the 21st century should be working elsewhere.
    • Release Mail and Safari for Windows! This will prove to the Windows community that Macintosh apps really can be better than windows apps! And it'll be easier for companies to have both Macs and Windows in the same office if they all used the same email program and browser.
    • More consumer products! They get mainstream acceptance
    • Developers! Developers! Developers! Face it, Steve Ballmer has a point. Your tools should be the best. They're not. Much as I'd love to love them, Microsoft Visual Studio is MILES ahead of Apple's tools.
    • Make it clearly faster than the competition. I have an AMD-64 single processor machine and a G5 sitting here side by side. The AMD just "feels" faster. A lot of it has to do with UI performance.
  11. Re:Why not? on Microsoft Responds to IE Criticism · · Score: 1
    Believe it or not, but most of the "zealots" here are actually professional "plants" who work for Apple Computer!

  12. Re:Why not? on Microsoft Responds to IE Criticism · · Score: 0, Troll
    It cracks me up that Mac users have to send their computers back for "Mother board issues" and they're still loyal to Appple!

    If I bought an IBM laptop that had problems like that, my next one would be a Sony!

  13. Re:Why not? on Microsoft Responds to IE Criticism · · Score: 1
    What you stated is an outright lie.

    Absolutely not! They wouldn't touch my machine until I removed the RAM myself. The RAM wasn't the problem in the end.

  14. Re:Why not? on Microsoft Responds to IE Criticism · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I agree!

    It's a lot like my G5!

    I have to buy special "Macintosh" software, and if I add any third-party product (like memory or disk drives), Apple won't service it, even if I'm paying for the repairs.

  15. Has anyone been able to successfully post? on New Google Groups in Beta · · Score: 1
    I created two groups: CSHARP and 3D PHOTOGRAPHY. I tried several times to create new topics and post (I even tried a different broswer in case it was a Firefox problem) and met with failure.

    I'd get a message saying "Your post will be added momentarily" but, 12 hours later it still isn't there.

    Anyone else have any better luck?

  16. Re:photocopiers? on Detailed Reviews of Mac OS X "Tiger" Preview · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Nonsense! I was up in Seattle for the launch party (with Jay Leno!) Bill Gates personally handed me a signed Win 95 box (which I have here on a shelf.)

    Apple had a billboard truck driving across the street that said C:\NGRULAT.ONS (making fun of the old DOS file length limitation. They shouldn't have been so cocky because Win95 had 255 character file names, while Mac was stuck at 32.)

  17. Re:photocopiers? on Detailed Reviews of Mac OS X "Tiger" Preview · · Score: 1
    Yes! Don't you know that BILL GATES has a time machine...he jumps 3-5 years into the future, sees what Apple's doing, and then goes back and puts in into his operating system.

    Like Active Desktops, which Windows users had since 1995.

  18. Re:How long till... on The Man Who Knew Too Much · · Score: 1
    , even if I'm rarely there to watch it, since it only comes on when the moons are in alignment.

    You need a TiVo

  19. Sealed inside every chip.... on Requiem For A Motherboard · · Score: 1
    ...is compressed smoke. If the chip ever fails and the smoke leaks out, the chip won't work any more.

    At least that's how it was explained to me!

  20. *Everything's* negotiable! on Does Your Company Pay For Broadband? · · Score: 1

    Just because your company has a policy doesn't mean you shouldn't try them to make an exception for YOU. (Just don't tell anyone else what you're getting.)

  21. Re:Patents are still ineffective on GIF Slips Away From Unisys; Your Move, IBM · · Score: 2, Informative
    Here's an animation of how L-Z compression works.

    If you're smart enough to come up with the next great compression algoritm, I encourage you to do so!

  22. Re:Patents are still ineffective on GIF Slips Away From Unisys; Your Move, IBM · · Score: 1
    I'm pretty sure that for a good CS researcher in the days with no compression algorithms other than Huffman coding and run-length encoding (both are relatively obvious), thinking for a whole day should probably result in something similar

    Nobody did for YEARS! When I was in college, they taught Huffman coding. NOBODY in my school and 100s of others around the country came up with LZW until Lempel and Ziv did.

    And the "obvious" requirement in patents doesn't mean you have to think of it in "more than a day". Of the 5 patents I hold, I probably came up with all those ideas pretty fast...

  23. Re:Details? on Clever Caller ID Tricks With VoIP · · Score: 4, Informative

    800 numbers always have access to your number, regardless of your "Caller ID" preference.

  24. That'll stop it! on Senate Takes Aim At P2P Providers · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just like Orrin Hatches' (suuport for) laws against Sodomy stopped Sodomy! In fact, when the Supreme Court ruled the laws unconsitituional, hundreds of thousands of folks said "Hurrah! now I can be a Sodomite!"

  25. Re:This is cause for celebration. on GIF Slips Away From Unisys; Your Move, IBM · · Score: 1
    Part of the PATENT PROCESS is to MAKE THINGS PUBLIC! Anyone can go read any patent. They're not "secret".

    You can go the the patent on-line RIGHT NOW and read it. The algorithm is well-known. In case you can't read the patent's description there are other sources.