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  1. I get 8 hours! on Laptops with the Longest Battery Life? · · Score: 1
    I get 8 hours (no kidding!) on my new IBM T42 (with the two battery option.)

    I'm a Mac guy, but I switch to the PC laptop for email and browsing on the road because of the batter life issue, and the fact that for laptop processors, Intel is WAY ahead of the G4.

  2. Re:Kiss the BSOD? on Moving To Linux · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Exactly! It's like the Apple ads where the Windows PC "ruined Xmas". It just doesn't happen. You can plug ANY digital camera made in the last 3 years into ANY Windows machine that sold in the last 3 years and it will work (same as Apple does.)

    In fact, I run OS-X and XP here, and my Nikon D-70 ONLY works in Windows without a special driver. I had to go to Nikon.com and download software to get it to work on my Mac!

  3. Re:Kiss the BSOD? on Moving To Linux · · Score: 1
    Actually, a BSOD is functionally, technically, equivalent to a Kernel Panic. Usually there's some device driver that stomped on memory or called the Win32 equivalent of Panic().

    The XFree86 Freeze is like explorer hanging--where you can sometimes bring up task manager, kill it, and try again.

    I run FreeBSD, Linux, OS-X and Windows XP here and (I'm sorry to say), Linux is more likely to crash than the other three! (My G5 will "blue screen" about once a week when I'm ejecting a DVD from the drive!)

  4. Re:Kiss the BSOD? on Moving To Linux · · Score: 1
    ha! I've been running Un*x since before you were born!

    What a strange and counterproductive statement to make to someone. Do you really feel "superior" because you run a toy Unix-like operating system (i.e., Linux)? Maybe if you listened to other people you would learn something.

  5. Kiss the BSOD? on Moving To Linux · · Score: 4, Funny
    Kiss the Blue Screen of Death Goodbye!

    And replace it with a Kernel Panic!

  6. That's funny.... on Lycos Sold To South Korean Company · · Score: 1

    ...I searched Lycos for "puppies" and I got these ads for restaurants!

  7. Re:"The Hard-Bodied Sounds of the Gay Circuit..."? on iTunes For Linux, Thanks To CodeWeavers · · Score: 1

    Sadly, the fact that Apple is associated in most people's minds with homosexuality doesn't help their image any!

  8. Re:Another Simple Reason: APPARENT speed gains on Windows Accelerators - Do They Really Work? · · Score: 1
    d EVEN BETTER is if you create a progress bar that fills up to 100% multiple times before it's done (users no doubt think "WOW, look at that progress bar go!").

    That's EXACTLY what my G-5 OS-X box does! I never thought it did that to make it *look* faster; I thought it was just to prevent the usual problem where the bar goes to 98% in the first minute and from 98-100% in the next 5 minutes.

    Some Mac applications use the "Barber Pole" progress bar, too. It's the same idea.

    (and, yes, I have to admit my dual opteron beats the crap out of my dual 1.8 GHz G5.)

  9. Re:Translating PR crap on Intel Delays Release of 4Ghz Chips · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Translation = "full of bugs that cant be fixed in time"

    Exactly! And the same situation on your precious Mac computer, too. Steve Jobs promised me last year a 3.0 GHz G5 by now!

  10. Re:Another ADVERTISEMENT on 1 Kilometer Bluetooth Link to Cell Phone · · Score: 1

    What do you expect from the /. editors? They're just dot-com idiots, who never held a real job or had any real responsibility in their lives!

  11. Re:Didn't NED FLANDERS go Blind from it? on Experiences with Laser Eye Surgery? · · Score: 1

    Thanks! I knew I could count on the collective wisdom of the /. community!

  12. Didn't NED FLANDERS go Blind from it? on Experiences with Laser Eye Surgery? · · Score: 1

    I seem to remember that NED FLANDERS went blind from laser eye surgery, but I can't find the episode summary for it. It was the same episode when (the adult) Rod and Todd turned out gay.

  13. We know from the Movies... on SETI Predicts We'll Find ETs by 2020 · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...that Aliens are susceptible to Macintosh Viruses! (What was that movie? Was it "Judgement Day"? I forgot the name.)

  14. AT&T's prophecy has come true! on AT&T to Leave Residential Business · · Score: 1
  15. But ANDY GRIFFITH.... on AT&T to Leave Residential Business · · Score: 1
    Long before most of y'all were born, ANDY GRIFFITH came on TV after the "breakup" and told me to stick with "Ol' Reliable." And I believed him! He's so trustworthy .

    And now I feel ORPHANED! Will Aunt Bea come over to take care of me?

  16. Amazing Fact! on Ars Reviews AirPort Express · · Score: 1
    Other companies make cool 802.11 equipment, too, if you want something that has a display and/or a remote.

    You may even save a few $$$!

  17. The monkey stood up... on Macaque Monkey Goes Totally Bipedal · · Score: 1

    ...because it was time for the AMIDAH!

  18. It seems like there's more scams on Mac equipment on eBay Scam Victim Strikes Back · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    This can only mean two things:

    1. Mac users are dumber and more gullible

    2. Mac users are more dishonest.

    Take your pick!

  19. It's AMAZING! on Apollo 11 Photographs Unfrozen · · Score: 0, Redundant

    As Photoshop and other image manipulation techniques get better--not to mention 3D rendering--those "fake" Apollo photos look better and better! Remember how crude the ones they made in 1969 were?

  20. Some serious questions! on Software Monoculture in Schools? · · Score: 0, Troll
    Does it bother you that

    • Your school gets its chalk from a single vendor?
    • The same company has been supplying football uniforms to your school and has a virtual monopoly?
    • Only one vendor is allowed to visit campus to sell senior portraits?
    • All the desks in your school come from a single supplier?

      If none of these bother you, ask yourself why it bothers you who supplies the PCs and software to your school? If you answer the question truthfully, you'll discover that you have a zelous hidden agenda.

  21. I'm excited about tablets... on Tablet PCs Enter Reality · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...but I can't wait for Apple to release one! (Why hasn't Apple ever tried this? They're the ones that are supposed to innovate!)

  22. Re:Modifying your clothes? on UK High Court Rules Modchips Illegal · · Score: 1
    You modify your clothes?!? You kids today. In my day, that was a hanging offense. Why the whole Vietnam conflict can be traced to it's root clothing modification basis, essentially.

    Yeah! A lot of /.'ers have to keep letting out their pants!

  23. Why is this an Apple story? on The New Nvidia 6800 Ultra DDL Graphics Card · · Score: 1

    The same card is available (albeit in limited quantites right now for developers) for Windows machines!

  24. Since Apple writes bug free software... on Microsoft, Apple Sued Over Software Update Patent · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Since (according to conventional wisdom here on /.) Apple writes bug free software, why would they need an on-line update service at all?

  25. At least, for the iPod, nobody died! on Birth of the iPod · · Score: 2, Interesting

    During the Apple Newton development, one programmer was so stressed, that he shot himself!