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  1. Re: Yes and no... on Equifax CEO Hired a Music Major as the Company's Chief Security Officer · · Score: 5, Funny

    That was very clefer.

  2. Re:Farewell Cassini on Cassini's Saturn Mission Goes Out In A Blaze Of Glory (npr.org) · · Score: 1

    Nothing on netcraft. Shenanigans!

  3. Re:Life needs water (our kind of life, anyway) on Cassini's Saturn Mission Goes Out In A Blaze Of Glory (npr.org) · · Score: 1

    Slingshot it using what?

  4. Re:And the BIGGER question is .. on Hyperloop One Reveals 10 Strongest Potential Hyperloop Routes In the World (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    Two: tairsts can only attack from the inside.

  5. Ob on Bitcoin Plummets Below $3,000 on Rising China Worries (ft.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    1) Become member of Chinese equivalent of Politburo.
    2) Short bitcoin
    3) ????
    4) Profit!!!!!

  6. Re: Why marked troll? on Climate Change Could Wipe Out a Third of Parasite Species, Study Finds (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    What do true Scotsmen think about climate change?

  7. Re:Best Linux Desktop? on KDE Plasma 5.11 Beta Released (kde.org) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Unless they introduce an app that you click and it orders a hamburger. That'll look like a banana.

  8. On top of that, he's a product manager.

    Do you know what the fuck one of those is? Well you know those shit developers who take stuff that works and completely bollocks it up? Well if those are like pimps, product managers are like people traffickers.

  9. Re:So much bullshit ... on Hyperloop One Reveals 10 Strongest Potential Hyperloop Routes In the World (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    They should at least have an app. What the fuck is it, amateur hour?

  10. Re: Banglore-Chennai Very nice route on Hyperloop One Reveals 10 Strongest Potential Hyperloop Routes In the World (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 0, Troll

    There are designated shitting tracks.

  11. Re:Are you using the tool or is the tool using you on You Are Already Living Inside a Computer (theatlantic.com) · · Score: 1

    I live in Soviet Russia, you insensitive clod!

  12. Re:The threat to general purpose computing on You Are Already Living Inside a Computer (theatlantic.com) · · Score: 1

    their computers can do -anything- they tell it to do.

    O Rly? What about telling it to program two bilateral coordinates at the same time?

  13. Re:Doorbells on You Are Already Living Inside a Computer (theatlantic.com) · · Score: 1

    Don't think so. A lawyer and a priest aren't the same thing.

  14. Re:PSA: No where does it say "two months" on PSA: Google Will Delete Your Android Backups If Your Device Is Inactive For Two Months (vernonchan.com) · · Score: 1

    I know it's hard because they're different units, but what do you get if you add 54 days to 2 weeks, then divide by 30 and round to the nearest integer?

  15. Re:WAFLOR on You Are Already Living Inside a Computer (theatlantic.com) · · Score: 1

    I like the image. For some reason I'm picturing them as being conjoined.

    That means they're like what are commonly called "Siamese twins", for the benefit of any theatlantic.com, wired or verge staff who might be reading.

  16. Re:Banglore-Chennai Very nice route on Hyperloop One Reveals 10 Strongest Potential Hyperloop Routes In the World (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 0

    Do you lash your sleeping bag to something to avoid falling off after you've nodded off?

  17. WAFLOR on You Are Already Living Inside a Computer (theatlantic.com) · · Score: 1

    WAFLOR. Pronounced like someone in the business of supplying little cakey things with square indentations.

    Meaning: What A Fucking Load Of Rubbish.

  18. psotted frist due to HYPEr speed on Hyperloop One Reveals 10 Strongest Potential Hyperloop Routes In the World (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Remember folks, if they took away the hype it'd just be a plain old rloop.

  19. Re:Ah, publicly secure on FTP Resources Will Be Marked Not Secure in Chrome Starting Later This Year (google.com) · · Score: 1

    Obligatory car analogy.

  20. Re:how is this different from with Windows98 BSOD on Apple Explains Face ID On-stage Failure (bbc.com) · · Score: 2

    The difference is that Microsoft never had the slogan "It Just Works".

  21. Re: Why marked troll? on Climate Change Could Wipe Out a Third of Parasite Species, Study Finds (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    Your logical fallacy is 'appeal to authority'.

    It's not an appeal to authority when the authority is actually an expert on the subject at hand.

    Stevie Wonder's opinion on Kodachrome vs Ektachrome isn't comparable to Annie Leibovitz's.

  22. Re:The main question is... on GNOME 3.26 Released (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    It's named after the football/soccer team.

    They're alike in that the further you are from them the more likely you are to be a fan.

  23. It just about works. on Apple Explains Face ID On-stage Failure (bbc.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    I mean, who would ever move a mobile phone? Clearly this is an extreme corner[1] case that bears no resemblance to typical usage.

    [1] Rounded, of course.

  24. Re:what about stuff by law can't be self checkout on Two Ex-Googlers Want To Make Bodegas And Mom-And-Pop Corner Stores Obsolete (fastcompany.com) · · Score: 1

    I thought there was some way to tell from the first two digits or something. But it's heap big moons since I dealt with PoS systems. Switchover from Roman to Arabic numerals, I think.

  25. Re:Aaaaand .. they're already pissing people off on Two Ex-Googlers Want To Make Bodegas And Mom-And-Pop Corner Stores Obsolete (fastcompany.com) · · Score: 1

    Sure, something like wearing cornrows in your hair may not necessarily advance society

    It increases efficiency by reducing the time needed to recognize vacuous fuckheads.

    Shit, I'd make them compulsory. For vacuous fuckheads, of course.