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  1. How long... on SAPAC Unveils New Australian Supercomputer · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...til somebody asks it, and it replies:

    42.

  2. Job Satisfaction on Chicken Run · · Score: 1
    The birds flap, scratch and befoul their captors. Most people can tolerate only a few months of that before flying the coop.

    So you think your job sucks. Then you read something like this.

    Only a few months?!?! Hell, I wouldn't last til lunch. So this is what migrant workers are for...

  3. New license plate motto on More on Oregon and GPS-tracked Gas Taxes · · Score: 1

    Suicide is legal, pumping gas is illegal

  4. Big Brother's... on More on Oregon and GPS-tracked Gas Taxes · · Score: 1
    ...Big Toe, or just a really, really stupid idea.

    Anybody who votes this in deserves what they get.

  5. Re:Doesn't make sense to me on More on Oregon and GPS-tracked Gas Taxes · · Score: 1
    Voters won't raise existing taxes so the way to get them to do that is to propose something they are going to like even less.

    Then here's how to make it simple (plus it saves all the hassle with technical consulting fees and such).
    The lawmakers create a ballot that looks like so:

    Please select A) or B):
    A) Everybody gets a wet pinky in the ear. or,
    B) Increase the gas tax to 7%.

  6. Sorry... on Public Domain Enhancement Act petition · · Score: 1

    ...but I have not been keeping up the payments on my Senator, and he got reposessed.

  7. CYA on AOL Pulls Nullsoft's WASTE · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Isn't it possible that AOL knows the genie's out of the bottle (and doesn't really *care*), but wants some good plausible deniability in case of a lawsuit?

    So they can say: "Hey, don't look at us! We *told* them don't grab that source code and run with it..."

  8. How Snakes Die on Today's SCO News · · Score: 3, Funny
    I once that if you cut off a snake's head, it won't die until sundown.

    It think this is like SCO. Just wait til sundown.

  9. Lord of the Rings-- On Ice! on LOTR The Musical! · · Score: 1
    Reservoir Dogs-- On Ice!
    The Godfather-- On Ice!
    Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid-- On Ice!
    Tango & Cash-- On Ice!
    Willow-- On Ice!
    The Iceman...

    ahh, I got nothing.

  10. Proving a Negative on Might Mars Contain Life? · · Score: 1
    I seem to recall from somewhere that you can't do it. You can prove life exists elsewhere in the universe, if you can find and verify it.

    However, you cannot prove that life does not exist elsewhere, since to do so would mean a very thorough examination of every planet, asteroid, and other assorted bits scattered throughout the cosmos.

    I can imagine trying to get the grant money for that.

    Remember the time before planets around other suns was merely a theoretical possibility? Now we take this for granted. Religion did not crumble as a result. The same will be true for when (not if) we discover life elsewhere.

    Religion will just expand to the new reality.

  11. Re:Temporary ? on Nucular Hydrogen Economy · · Score: 1
    If I'm not mistaken, based upon what I remember from high school and college, the energy in oil ultimately comes from the sun.

    Oil is just ancient sunlight that causes smog.

    And from watching "Cosmos", nuclear materials, as well as all elements above hydrogen in the chart, owe their existence to supernovas. Thus, in Carl Sagan's words, we are "star stuff."

    Point is, all planetary sources of energy can be traced back to solar energy (oil, natural gas, etc.) and nuclear (geothermal, uh, nuclear, uh, etc.)

  12. Re:Revival of a Program on Nucular Hydrogen Economy · · Score: 2, Funny
    do you know Caffeine is more poisonous than Plutonium?

    If it's all the same to you, I'll just keep having that cup of coffee, and avoid that cup of plutonium.

  13. Re:Coal powered car? on Nucular Hydrogen Economy · · Score: 1
    cow methane, or your mom pedaling on a stationary bike

    And this would be different, how? ;)

    Seriously, all props to your mom, but I just could not resist...

  14. Re:Is this dangerous? on Investigating Artificial Black Holes · · Score: 1
    Steve H. has a well accepted theory that black holes leak.

    Penicillin will clear that right up.

  15. Re:Overseas? on SGI Announces Restructuring, Cuts 400 Jobs · · Score: 1
    Move to India. I heard they're going through a hiring boom...

    Just avoid plowing into a sacred cow. That'll put you into deep doo-doo...

  16. Re:Roaming with stings attached? on Robotic Teleconferencing · · Score: 2, Funny
    stings attached

    hehe. only for bosses with prickly personalities...

  17. Re:I don't know... on Mars Rover: Tumbleweed Models · · Score: 1
    For one, it seems like an invasion of sorts.

    Who knows what the Martians might get up to if they took this the wrong way...

    Remember those other Martian probes that just disappeared? Uh-huh, that was them...

  18. Re:it's not about price.... on Low Cost Cinema Through Dynamic Pricing · · Score: 1
    For organizations like the RIAA, the MPAA, or monopolies like Microsoft, profit takes a big back seat to power. The free market is of no interest whatsoever to these folks; in fact, the less free, the better.

    They'd stab democracy in the back if it served their needs. And I'm not sure they haven't already...

    Wish upon them bitter days and bitter defeat.

  19. Overseas? on SGI Announces Restructuring, Cuts 400 Jobs · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I wonder how many jobs are being outsourced over yonder.

  20. I made beer in college-- true story on Is the Seeking of Lost Skills/Arts a Hacking Analog? · · Score: 1
    First time I ever made it (and it is an "acquired" taste), I borrowed a bottle capper from a dude who had already done it.

    After I finished the first batch, I gave a few bottles to this guy in appreciation. As it turned out, he should have refused, thanks, but no.

    What had happened, was, I put too much sugar in each of the bottles (this is what gives the beer a head).

    So, this guy is lying on his couch, watching tv, chilling. The bottles, full of overcharged beer, are sitting on his kitchen counter, next to his coffee maker.

    They exploded. They threw broken glass all over the kitchen, and chipped his coffee maker. Luckily, the couch shielded him from the shrapnel.

    Moral of the story: never accept homemade beer from a first-timer.

  21. Grayscale? Grayscale?!?! on Pictures of Earth From Mars · · Score: 2, Funny
    And how much did they spend on this thing?

    They take one of the coolest pics ever, and they do it with a grayscale camera...

    *rolls eyes*

  22. Re:For god sakes dont forget the BBSes on A Brief History of the Internet · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Remember when Computer Shopper published BBS numbers by state?

    And if you were real lucky, you had a good selection in your local calling area.

    Ah, those were the days...

  23. Re:END US SUPPORT OF EGYPT NOW on The Mac Made of Lego · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Actually, I had it on my to-do list for today, but then decided... nahhhh.

  24. Is It Just Me... on Monsanto Plant Patent Case Winds On · · Score: 0

    ...or does this seem like the plot to the next big John Grisham novel? (and/or Robin Cook genetic thriller?)

  25. Re:Am I the only one.. on 'Pacemaker'-like GPS Device for Humans · · Score: 1
    ..who misread the topic as 'Peacemaker'-like GPS device?

    Yeah, some people might think that, but it really seems more like something the Skarrans would use.

    Great. Now I have to line my whole suit with tinfoil, not just my hat.