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  1. On/off: 1-0 on Verisign Granted DNS Lookup Patent · · Score: 1
    I have a wet/dry vac with an on/off switch marked "1-0". 1 for on, 0 for off. Makes perfect sense to me.

    But the guy I hired to put in tile, who admitted he is not tech savvy, was befuddled by it.

    To him, 1 and 0 are not obviously on and off.

    So maybe I should patent using 1-0 on on/off switches. Betcha no prior art.

  2. Can We Just Say... on DVRs for Cop Cars · · Score: 1
    5 minute loop?

    Like Tivo has a 30 minute loop to pause live TV.

    Have to admit though, that would have been handy. No more catching a show just a couple minutes late.

  3. Re:I was a pissed-off Intuit customer on Intuit Drops DRM from Future Products · · Score: 1
    I have used Kiplinger TaxCut for the past 4 years, it does not have DRM, and it does a good job.

    And I have never copied it. Never will.

    Obviously, Intuit has decided, for now, that the cure (DRM) is worse than the disease (piracy).

  4. Re:Don't call in "protection" - it's "prevention" on Intuit Drops DRM from Future Products · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Protection or prevention, whatever...

    The net effect is to prevent me from buying it in the first place. Hell, I wouldn't take it for free.

    So their nice little product will sit safely on the store shelf, gathering dust, but by God safe from piracy.

    So their choice is, eat whatever losses they will inevitably have to piracy, or lose most of their customer base.

  5. That Reminds Me... on Is Data Mining for Product Pricing, Illegal? · · Score: 2, Funny
    of the old joke about this fella who was selling everything in his store at a loss.

    When somebody asked him how he can make a living like that, he replied:

    "Volume!"

  6. Re:hahahahahahaj on SCO Drops Linux, Says Current Vendors May Be Liable · · Score: 1
    yea.. and they are gonna stop people across the world from using linux how?

    Pre-emptive military strikes.

    Their "shock and awe" campaign, consisting of paper match rockets and spitballs, will commence in 48 hours.

    Uninstall Linux now. You have been warned!

    (BTW, but methinks I smell Microsoft behind this somewhere...)

  7. Re:What about SCO Linux customers? on SCO Drops Linux, Says Current Vendors May Be Liable · · Score: 4, Funny
    Where do people stand if they bought SCO Linux?

    Talk about falling on your own sword. Imagine suing your customers for buying one of your products.

    Is there a Darwin Awards just for really fatally boneheaded corporate maneuvers?

    Each of these SCO executives should be slapped in the face with a wet fish.

  8. Here's my take... on Canadian Census: 20,000 Jedi Worshippers · · Score: 3, Funny

    Some, maybe alot, are sincere. The rest put "Jedi" because there's no checkmark for "bugger off".

  9. X-Ray Laser DVD format on Blue-Laser DVD Formats Wars · · Score: 1

    Now that... I'll buy! I wonder how much it'd hold?

  10. Yin and Yang on AMD Athlon XP 3200+ Released · · Score: 1
    OK, I just could not let this go.

    How exactly is AMD "yin" to Intel's "yang" ?

    Yin and yang can mean a variety of things, for instance,

    Yang:
    light
    male/masculine
    aggressive
    forceful
    powerful

    Yin:
    dark/shadowed
    female/feminine
    passive
    yielding

    So, in light of this definition, how would AMD fit as yin anything? The popular notion of yin and yang is simply that of opposites, which loosely gets applied to any competitors, which is incorrect.

  11. Re:Hit Me Baby One More Time on RIAA Apologizes for Incorrect Infringement Notice · · Score: 2, Insightful
    On that note, maybe we should start putting files called "this_is_not_britney_spears_hit_me_baby_one_more_t ime.txt.mp3" files on public ftp servers..

    Madonna and others place bogus mp3 files out there, just to make it harder to find real mp3's...

    And now we're going to put bogus mp3 files out there, to make it harder for the RIAA to find real mp3's (and up their noise to signal ratio)...

    i like it, i like it!

  12. How about Tivo for Internet Radio? on TiVo For Radio? · · Score: 1
    I mean, with schedules and everything. Catch Dr. Demento, Car Talk, Howard Stern, whatever, whenever.

    Heck, there's probably already a prog for this, but I'm just too lazy to keep up.

  13. Age of Tivo and CNN on The Disappearance of Saturday Morning · · Score: 1
    At risk of being redundant, nobody has to have a particular time to watch any kind of programming.

    Name one type of entertainment you can't get at any time of day. News, cartoons, drama, movies (even porn) are on-tap 24/7.

    Hell, the only the reason the big networks still do "news-at-six" is tradition.

  14. Re:Obvious...? on LCD Screens Almost Paper-thin · · Score: 1
    Isn't the first use for every new technology a new way of accessing, displaying or making pr0n?

    Hmmm... I'm trying to think of how the wheel was first used for pr0n.

    ...or the cotton gin...

    ...or the internal combustion engine...

    ...or the warp engine (oops, not invented yet)...

  15. Re:Where is the EFF? on Interview with Student Sued by RIAA · · Score: 1
    Geez, alltheweb.com does this, and I'm sure they're not alone.

    RIAA is a big cowardly bully. Why don't they pick on somebody their own size? (Cause they'd get their ass kicked.)

    Quoth here many times: just BOYCOTT all CD's published by any RIAA members. Hurt them bad.

  16. The Whole Internet Catalog on The Interplanetary Internet · · Score: 1
    For starters, web browsing will need a local cache - of essentially the whole internet.

    And I used to laugh (not in their presence at least) at people (What's a mouse? Is this a cupholder?) who said they "had the Internet on their PC."

    *snort* The whole> Internet?

  17. What about Spam from Hong Kong? on E-mail Tax As Way Of Preventing Spam · · Score: 1
    ...and other international places. We gonna tax them too?

    We export our corporate influence, our DMCA-clone laws, and now our taxes too? It would be hard to deny the existence of the American Imperium.

    Seems that too often we treat problems with international scope, as if they were only national.

  18. First the Toe... on E-mail Tax As Way Of Preventing Spam · · Score: 1
    ...then the whole foot, leg, and body of the TAX monster. Don't give it the chance.

    Bet you don't know that the Federal income tax was once only supposed to affect the "wealthy." And was "voluntary."

    Nuh-uh. Spam is bad, but it aint THAT bad.

  19. Taken two ways... on Intel's 'Personal Server': The Handheld Killer? · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    The Handheld Killer...

    1) Killer of the Handheld, or... 2) The Killer which IS handheld.

    Hmmm...

  20. Doom, the Original on What Games Have Actually Affected You? · · Score: 1
    1993, FPS games were still young. Those fire-throwing demons would jump out suddenly from some dark alcove. Only time a game made my "hackles" rise.

    Heck, I was still an FPS virgin.

  21. Re:7500 songs * $1/song on Apple Introduces iTunes Music Store, iTunes 4, new iPod · · Score: 1
    Assuming an average 12 songs per CD, and $16 per CD, 7500 songs would cost a cool $10G.

    On the other hand, assuming that the 7500 songs you bother to keep on your Ipod are "keepers" and that only 3 songs per CD (actually a high estimate) are keepers...

    Ah, crap what am I doing. This is like one of those "A train leaves Chicago at 50mph" problems...

    Must really be bored.

  22. It would Make GBWR... on Russia to Offer Space Mail · · Score: 1
    Uh, Guinness Book of World Records...

    as the most expensive letter ever Returned to Sender.

    (thank you, thank you very much)

  23. Don't Know Why, but Maybe When? on Why Do People Write Open Source Software? · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I suspect much of it is written on company time, on the sneak, the QT... at least partly.

    Assuming, of course, they're employed.

    The one thing that has bothered me about OSS (I like the concept, don't get me wrong) is that writing software for free might be a coder pride thing, but folks, vanity don't pay the rent or the groceries.

    Unless you're independently wealthy, you have to be doing something to pay for the pork and beans.

  24. Big Surprise! on Using the DMCA Against License Violations? · · Score: 4, Funny
    There are scumbag lowlifes selling stuff on Ebay?

    I saw one guy selling information about how to buy a new Ipod for $50. But if you weren't observant, you'd think he was selling an Ipod for that price.

    Sadly, there were 6 bids, and it was already up to $65. I don't know who to blame more: the scumbag pulling this shit, or the dimbulbs bidding on it.

  25. In Your Face, RIAA, MPAA! on RIAA, MPAA Lose Suit Against Streamcast and Grokster · · Score: 1

    At risk of being modded redundant, but I had to do it!