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  1. Mazda partnership on Microsoft Confirms New Music Player · · Score: 1

    Zoom, Zoom, Zoom while you fondle your Zune, Zune, Zune!

  2. Re:Cultural Problems on The Myth of the New India · · Score: 1

    If I lived in a caste based society I'd simply lie about my caste......

    Usher at fancy Indian restaurant: "What caste are you?"

    Me: "Top Caste Number One!"

    Usher at fancy Indian restaurant: "This way please sir."

  3. Re:When will those idiots at Dell learn? on Laptop Explodes at Japanese Conference · · Score: 1

    Look closely at the flames and you can see the faint outline of Pam Andersons thighs on either side!

  4. Re:When will those idiots at Dell learn? on Laptop Explodes at Japanese Conference · · Score: 2, Funny

    ".........Finally, last december, a metal tab connecting the screen to the chassis broke. Again, next day, service technician at my house with a replacement. Always friendly, always competent........"

    OK Michael, we get the idea!

  5. Re:gentlemen, start your engines... on Amazon to Launch Online Grocery Store · · Score: 2, Informative

    HomeGrocer.com used to be so cool. It was like living in the space age having the truck pull up and all those yummy groceries delivered straight to the kitchen table.

    Seeing them fade away with all the other wacked out .com ideas was such a shame.

  6. Re:Asimov on The Power of Accidental Discoveries · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sounds like a fun way to pass the weekend :-)

  7. Re:Time for a new song on How iTunes Hurts Weird Al · · Score: 1

    Yeah, pretty cool stuff for sure.

    I wish Tales From Topographic Oceans was on the iTunes store. It's not available for some reason.

  8. Re:Time for a new song on How iTunes Hurts Weird Al · · Score: 1

    Or as Yes would put it:

    Dawn of light lying between a silence and sold sources,
    Chased amid fusions of wonder, in moments hardly seen forgotten,
    Coloured in pastures of chance dancing leaves cast spells of challenge,
    Amused but real in thought, we fled from the sea whole.
    Dawn of thought transfered through moments of days undersearching earth
    Revealing corridors of time provoking memories, disjointed but with purpose,
    Craving penetrations offer links with the self instructors sharp
    And tender love as we took to the air, a picture of distance.
    Dawn of our power we amuse redescending as fast as misused
    Expression, as only to teach love as to reveal passion chasing
    Late into corners, and we danced from the ocean.
    Dawn of love sent within us colours of awakening among the many
    Won't to follow, only iTunes of a different age.
    As the links span our endless commission for the freedom of life everlasting.

  9. Re:A whole year? on NASA Clears Shuttle Fuel Tank for Flight · · Score: 1

    Ahem, shuttle booster rockets should read external fuel tank - my bad (I'm still getting used to this new interface, honest!)

  10. Re:A whole year? on NASA Clears Shuttle Fuel Tank for Flight · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine who works out on Sea Launch from time to time was telling me that insulation has been falling from shuttle booster rockets since day one, and most of it a lot bigger than the piece that damaged Columbia.

    It's a shame the insulation issue wasn't nailed a long time ago, but just like building crosswalks on our city streets it often takes a couple of fatalities to make something happen.

  11. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! on iPod More Popular Than Beer? · · Score: 1

    Fuck Oregon, the real stuff is up here in Washington State!

  12. Re:$11,000 per item??? on FTC and Rockstar Settle Hot Coffee Dispute · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Depends what you mean by "free".

    If nobody else gave a fuck about the word fuck you could shout it out at the top of your voice in your local Baskin Robbins on a Saturday morning and people would clap, but the fact is there are lots of folks out there who think "swear" words are evil for some reason, and unfortunately for us sinners most of them are very powerful, with friends in very very high places.

    Needless to say I think that's total bullshit, but there again I don't go to church and pray to God so I don't know what it's like to have my sense of reality fatally flawed.

  13. Re:Europe please! on iRobot Scooba Exposed · · Score: 3, Funny

    My computer room would be a challenge too. I'd need a robot with nice long legs and a firm butt to be able to clean this room properly.

  14. Re:Crack information on U.K. Group Wants DRM'd Media Labeled · · Score: 1

    And then how deep to stuff it up ones crack (on a scale of one to fourteen inches, depending on how crap the CD is).

  15. Re:And now it's time... fooor.... completely OT po on The 100 Best Tech Products of 2006 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Waaaaah, Waaaaah, I want it back like it was this morning. Waaaaah :-)

  16. Re:also, for further reference... on Texas to Provide Online 'Bordercams' · · Score: 1

    "I'm always absolutely baffled by people who use words like "Privacy" to discuss people watching things that are done in public."

    I think the parent was wondering whether he will be able to jack off while watching these border crossings without The Man knowing.

  17. Re:The Article. Shocked this is new on Robo-Gecko Climbs Glass · · Score: 1

    RoboGecko Pad Replacement Manager upon finding out that the latest rev of RoboGecko's can replace their own pads: I felt a great disturbance in the RoboGecko Pad Replacement Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

  18. Re:Why? on Apple and Nike Team up for iPod Shoe Interface · · Score: 1

    I bought a Cat Eye computer for my bike yesterday and now they come out with this. I don't see any reason why someone can't introduce iPod based cycle computers at this point.

  19. Re:i bet on Windows Media Player 11 and Urge · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Go to Radio Shack and run a patch cord from your soundcard to the soundcard of your friends computer."

    Screw friends, just hook the audio out to the audio in on your own computer!

  20. Re:UFO'S; no, you have it wrong on New Wide-Angle Telescope to Capture Night Sky · · Score: 1

    "The New Yorker doesn't use apostrophes when pluralizing abbreviations."

    Don'tcha mean pluralising abbreviations?

  21. Re:Summary: Creative says "Waaaaaaaah" on Apple Sues Creative · · Score: 4, Funny

    "It saddens me when people vehemently defend Apple like they are friends with Steve Jobs himself..."

    You're just jealous.

  22. Re:Yeah, well... on Ken Kutaragi's Famous Last Words · · Score: 1

    I agree, 7 ounces of Russian Imperial caviar sounds good to me too right about now.

  23. Re:Well... on Microsoft/Yahoo Merger to Take on Google? · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I guess it would focus the evil in one place."

    Yeah, Yahoo certainly has the right stuff!

  24. Re:From TFA on Napster Going Back to Free Downloads · · Score: 1

    "Anybody know how this works? I mean how can they stop someone from recording the stream?"

    I'm on a Mac so unable to check this "service" out (even if I wanted to) but I'm assuming they're still Microsoft pimps using Microsoft's DRM.

  25. Re:WTF?! on RIM Rejects More Patent Infringement Allegations · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm betting there are a lot of kids out there who will stay as far away from inventing something as they can (at least in the USA anyway!)