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Microsoft Confirms New Music Player

Udo Schmitz writes "It's official now. Reuters confirms the rumors that Microsoft wants to take on Apple's iPod and iTunes. From the article: 'Microsoft Corp. said on Friday it plans to release a new music and entertainment player and accompanying software under the "Zune" brand this year, in a belated attempt to challenge the dominance of Apple Computer Inc.'s iPod player ... Microsoft sources said Robbie Bach, president of Microsoft's entertainment and devices division, is working with J. Allard, vice president of its Xbox team, on the digital media player/software project.'"

415 comments

  1. Tacospeak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    No wireless. More buttons than an iPod. Lame.

    1. Re:Tacospeak by Naomi_the_butterfly · · Score: 1, Informative

      actually, they confirmed that there WILL be wireless. RTFA.

    2. Re:Tacospeak by Naomi_the_butterfly · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Networked sharing of devices between friends, the sharing of media (yes, even purchased media in a limited "Controlled Sharing" way according to the RIAA), direct shopping for music whenever you're in range of a hotspot.

      That's some pretty nifty stuff!

    3. Re:Tacospeak by snarlydwarf · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, you should RTFA.

      Music industry sources told Reuters earlier this month that Microsoft disclosed plans to be in the market before Christmas with a media player that will allow users to download videos and music wirelessly.

      That is the only place discussion of Wirelss capabilities is mentioned: it apparently is not mentioned in the release, instead Reuters says, "well last month, someone told us that Microsoft told them it had wireless..."

      Hardly confirmed: it is reported as a rumor.

    4. Re:Tacospeak by Naomi_the_butterfly · · Score: 1

      mmmm... in the actual release, it is mentioned. RTFR, as in Read The Farking Release :D

    5. Re:Tacospeak by snarlydwarf · · Score: 1

      The actual "release" is a story in Billboard Magazine that requires paid registration... you have another source?

    6. Re:Tacospeak by Naomi_the_butterfly · · Score: 1

      Err uh, not at hand. I had one while surfing google news and going over a few stories to see if I could find any new data, but I can't seem to find the page now. As I can supply no proof, I retract my statement (even though it's true :P)

    7. Re:Tacospeak by WheresMyDingo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Apple needs to get Bonjour playlist sharing on iPods like it works on iTunes on a laptop when you wander into a wireless network with other people with iTunes sharing on. Forget video, iPods sharing with each other would be the killer feature to take iPods to the next level. Think of the social impact too-- a girl on a subway giving you a little smile and pointing to her iPod as she listens to your shared playlist (I guess that's for version 2.0 when you can fit a base station in an iPod for an ad-hoc wireless network, but still).

      I hate to see Microsoft get there first and mess it up, but if it gets the iPod team moving on this, competition is good...

    8. Re:Tacospeak by MrYotsuya · · Score: 2, Funny

      Be nice now, it'll be the first audio player to have a full 640k of memory, which is naturally enough for everyone.

    9. Re:Tacospeak by FeloniousPunk · · Score: 1

      Think of the social impact too-- a girl on a subway giving you a little smile and pointing to her iPod as she listens to your shared playlist

      That's crazy talk. You seem to have forgotten you are posting on Slashdot.

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    10. Re:Tacospeak by Bobsledboy · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, if Apple ever added this feature they would get pack raped by a line of lawyers a mile long.

    11. Re:Tacospeak by WheresMyDingo · · Score: 1

      I don't think there would be a legal problem-- it's the same as iTunes sharing is now: no copying files. Once you turn off sharing/leave network/sleep/turn off the sharing device (computer now, iPod someday) people connected to you can no longer see or play your tunes.

    12. Re:Tacospeak by WheresMyDingo · · Score: 1

      Actually for a nerd scared to death of meeting new people, iPod sharing might be the icebreaker that opens up a whole new world. How many of us shy nerds put up a web page in the early days of the web as a way of saying "hello world, here I am-- and I'm interesting?" Something like that but with audio instead of text on a gray backround with a construction sign (but rainbow.gif instead of bracketed 'hr''!)

    13. Re:Tacospeak by EricTheO · · Score: 0

      Excuse me? Since when is more buttons lame? I'll take my Logitech G5 mouse over a single button Mac mouse anyday.

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    14. Re:Tacospeak by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

      And being from MS , it will let you unwittingly share strange little programs that connect with sites which look incredibly like the official ones, but send all your credit details to people in sub-Saharan Africa.

      I thus have the ideal marketing slogan for Microsoft:

      "The new Zune. It shares things, and its name rhymes with loon".

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    15. Re:Tacospeak by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Unless they make the wireless connection visible to the human eye, how will the cute girl know who belongs to "WheresMyDingo iPod Playlist"? Will there be some kind of description field so you can say: "WheresMyDingo iPod Playlist":"Location: Seat E2"?

  2. Zune? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That sounds like an awfully cheesy attempt to play off of Creative's Zen brand.

    1. Re:Zune? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      "That sounds like an awfully cheesy attempt to play off of Creative's Zen brand."

      Well seeing how this is likely a cheesy attempt to copy off of the iPod,
      and how Vista is an awful, cheesy attempt to copy of OS X,
      that's pretty well par for the course.

    2. Re:Zune? by Naomi_the_butterfly · · Score: 1

      A good name must be short and catchy. Eventually, with a market absolutely flooded with products and brands, things are gonna sound alike. There are only so many letters in the alphabet.

    3. Re:Zune? by ksheff · · Score: 3, Funny

      I wonder how much they spent to come up with that dorky name.

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    4. Re:Zune? by abirdman · · Score: 0

      You may be onto something there-- doesn't Creative hold the patent on the click wheel interface? Maybe Microsoft has entered into some alliance with them. (No, I didnt' RTFA so I don't know if the thing actually has a click wheel).

      The one thing I know is that Microsoft is more than willing and able to take the barely tolerable DRM scheme in iTunes and escalate into a horrible, ugly mess that no one in their right mind would pay for. Yay.

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    5. Re:Zune? by Kenshin · · Score: 5, Funny

      To come up with a bad name, all you need to do is sit down and brainstorm for a few minutes.

      To come up with a really horrbile name, you need to give a million dollars to a marketing firm.

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    6. Re:Zune? by blindd0t · · Score: 1
      ...and escalate into a horrible, ugly mess that no one in their right mind would pay for.

      For a second there, I nearly forgot the context in which the above excerpt was being used and started to think you were talking about Windows.

    7. Re:Zune? by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

      They could of gone with MsPod.
      or uPod
      or PenisEnvy

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    8. Re:Zune? by cashman73 · · Score: 1

      They should've called it the, "X-Pod."

    9. Re:Zune? by DaveM753 · · Score: 2

      True. Considering the chances of me buying one, they might as well have called it Zzzz.

    10. Re:Zune? by EZLeeAmused · · Score: 2, Funny

      Unfortunately, "Wii" was already taken.

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    11. Re:Zune? by ksheff · · Score: 1

      or XBox Portable and then have everyone refer to it as XBP

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    12. Re:Zune? by kripkenstein · · Score: 2, Funny

      They could of gone with MsPod.
      or uPod
      or PenisEnvy


      Pod.Net

    13. Re:Zune? by mstone · · Score: 1

      Well, we are talking about a company that markets a product called 'WinCE'.

    14. Re:Zune? by BoaZaur · · Score: 1

      Zune means "Fucking" or "Love Making" in Hebrew.
      Actually it is pronounced Zi-une but saying it fast, on the street, it sounds more like Zune.

  3. I could buy one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    As long as it plays Vorbis, that is.

    1. Re:I could buy one. by kfg · · Score: 1

      . . .an integrated, seamless ecosystem for digital media. . .

      Nee DRM monopoly.

      KFG

  4. In related news by plover · · Score: 5, Funny

    In suspiciously coincidental news, Steve Jobs has been seen taking chair-throwing lessons.

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    1. Re:In related news by mysqlrocks · · Score: 2, Interesting
      In suspiciously coincidental news, Steve Jobs has been seen taking chair-throwing lessons.

      I'm sure Steve Jobs already has a plan to deal with this. It wouldn't surprise me if he tempted Microsoft into creating an iPod competitor and has some sort of elaborate trap waiting for them. The iPod helped make Apple relevant again, competing with it just gives it even more legitimacy. I'm sure Steve Jobs is pleased and we'll see some more chair throwing soon enough in Redmond when Apple unveils their master plan.

    2. Re:In related news by MassEnergySpaceTime · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh, I know what Jobs has in mind: a sequel!

      Person 1: Hi, I'm a Zune.
      Person 2: And I'm an iPod...

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    3. Re:In related news by Xamataca · · Score: 1
      I'm sure Steve Jobs is pleased and we'll see some more chair throwing soon enough in Redmond when Apple unveils their master plan.
      that is Mr. Jobs owning the global manufacturing of chairs and/or whatever flying furniture you can think of?
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    4. Re:In related news by hey! · · Score: 1

      Why would he do that when he has a Reality Distortion Field? Whey take things out on a innocent chair and wall, when you can adjust the personal realities of your subordinates to include the idea that if they don't fix this fast, they're worthless pieces of sh*t?

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    5. Re:In related news by supremebob · · Score: 5, Funny

      Also in related news, CmdrTaco was seen strolling Slashdot HQ's hallways mumbling "Too expensive. Not enough storage. Lame.".

    6. Re:In related news by nickdot · · Score: 1

      No, Apple will ship their iPods soon with bootcamp support for Zune.

    7. Re:In related news by archen · · Score: 1

      If taco really mubled that to himself all the time... he wouldn't have gotten married.

    8. Re:In related news by killjoe · · Score: 1

      That would be easy. Apple licences it's DRM to a small company who makes a decent but not great music player and sells it for under 100 dollars. This cuts off the MS oxygen supply and appel still owns the fashionable ipod which people pay premium for.

      Done deal.

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    9. Re:In related news by mstone · · Score: 1

      It's pretty much the same plan Apple had for defending the iMac: it's very hard to make a complex system work cleanly and easily.

      The iMac would have been a classic example of style over substance if it hadn't been a nice, solid little computer. The candy coating was justified as a statement that the underlying machine was about as good as it could reasonably be. The Wintel market's response was, OTOH, generally halfhearted and lame.

      It takes a lot of institutional discipline to make a smoothly-integrated system work. A few idiots in the wrong place can inject enough friction to turn the whole thing into a train wreck. Correction: an expensive train wreck.

      Now, this is Microsoft we're talking about: the company whose new (yet much-delayed), flagship operating system is waiting to be released at some still-undisclosed time. The company that's gotten so horribly convoluted and interdependent that no one can even locate the project groups that are dragging everything down. The company with a history of trying to lock customers into proprietary file formats, and is in bed with the content distribution cartels on creating DRM that basically amounts to putting a, "we know you're a fucking thief" label on every device, file, and webpage. And the company that's starting a huge internal reorganization, atop everything else.

      The biggest obstacle to Microsoft's success in this is Microsoft itself.

    10. Re:In related news by Javaman59 · · Score: 1
      Now, that's insightful
      It takes a lot of institutional discipline to make a smoothly-integrated system work. A few idiots in the wrong place can inject enough friction to turn the whole thing into a train wreck. Correction: an expensive train wreck.
      This reminds me of the HP33 calculator monstrosity. The HP33 is a successor to the truly beautiful HP32, which is a very highly regarded scientific calculator. HP came up with an almost identical feature set, and updated the processor and memory. So far, so good, then someone decided that it had to "look modern", and produced a vile body shape and keyboard layout, which destroyed the essence of the calculator - simplicity. The HP32 (now 5 to 15 years old) sells on ebay for $200, and the HP33, which is technically superior, for $40.

      So, that's a perfect example of how lack of "institutional discipline" can wreck a product.

      Does MS have that discipline? Sometimes yes, sometimes no. To me, .Net is a magnificently designed, complex, integrated product. However, I wouldn't say that, overall, MS has shown itself to be able to master both innovation and discipline. I'll just wait and see.
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  5. Zune? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Zune is soon to be doomed.

  6. Whoooo! by Naomi_the_butterfly · · Score: 1

    May I be the first to say "Whooooo"? Anyway, the two factors for me in whether I'll buy it will be price and (video) content. As for the content porting rumors I've heard (supposedly Microsoft will provide free copies of any music purchased on itunes) I'll buy it either way - at worst I'll just burn/rip my collection. Yes, it's a hassle and reduces quality, but my non-audiophile ears won't hear it and if it's much cheaper or has much more content, it'll be worth it. Good to see some competition with potential here! My old ipod mini will turn two years old in March and my extended warranty will expire so I have a feeling I'll be looking for a replacement about a week later.

    1. Re:Whoooo! by PapaLeo · · Score: 0, Troll

      So . . . how long you been working for Microsoft?

    2. Re:Whoooo! by Naomi_the_butterfly · · Score: 1

      I will evaluate the product based on its pros and cons relative to the competing product.

      Recently I was hospitalised for four months. Three weeks into my stay, my ipod died. This had happened before and I quickly got used to just reading but in a hospital you're desperate for stuff to do. I got it back 6 weeks later from the warranty place. By that time, I'd just bought a damn laptop.

    3. Re:Whoooo! by Moofie · · Score: 1

      And the more times you repeat your anecdote, the more significant it becomes!

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    4. Re:Whoooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, goody! Previously I only experienced lock-in at work where, if Microsoft quality was bad, I couldn't switch to alternatives. Now, they'll make entertainment content ONLY available through the Microsoft nozzle, so that if I want to use iTunes or whatever, I can ALSO have it, but I MUST have the Microsoft thing so I'll be compatible with whatever the major labels are releasing!

      Oh, wait! This doesn't sound good. My choices are being taken away! Oh, well. I guess I knuckled under at work when this happened, so I may as well do the same at home. I'm sure something good will come of it. Otherwise they wouldn't be making this happen. It's like the cattle said on the way to the slaughterhouse: "Maybe this time the rancher will be merciful!"

    5. Re:Whoooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Naomi the Redmond apologist sez:

      Note: I have been using Linux for over a decade, and love both my iPods, so I'm certainly no Redmond apologist. But I relish their climbing into this space. Let the Innovation and Price Wars Begin!

      You are by definition a Redmond apologist. I'll bet next you're going to say you dress all in black.
    6. Re:Whoooo! by Naomi_the_butterfly · · Score: 1

      Uh, that wasn't Naomi (me). That was a very nice knight in shining slackware coming to defend me :)

    7. Re:Whoooo! by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 1

      "Naomi"? "NAOMI"? Do I look like a "Naomi" to you, sugar?

      Hey, listen, brainiac, here's a free tip: Before you can effectively mock someone in a public forum you have to be able to *write*, and upstream of that you need to be able to *read.*

      We really do want your input, so do please try and follow along better, 'kay?

    8. Re:Whoooo! by tashpool · · Score: 1

      You list the two factors that will help you decide if you will buy it, but then you say you'll but it either way?

      Sorry to hear about your ipod, I've had my nano since the end of last year with no problems. Also, if the microsoft rumor about downloading all iTunes songs is true, you might not have to waste cd after cd to get it into mp3 format.

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    9. Re:Whoooo! by Naomi_the_butterfly · · Score: 1

      no, no - if my ipod dies (or my needs make it so I need more space or a video screen which I doubt as I carry my laptop everywhere) then I'll survey the market and perhaps, depending on those two factors, get the zune.

    10. Re:Whoooo! by Naomi_the_butterfly · · Score: 1

      ooooh buuuuurn!

    11. Re:Whoooo! by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 1

      right, because nobody could POSSIBLY have a real anti-apple opinion, right?

    12. Re:Whoooo! by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Anything is possible, I suppose. Doesn't make their anecdote very significant. By the same token, none of my anecdotes about positive service experiences with Apple are significant to anybody other than me.

      Of course, Zune is going to be guaranteed against breaking when you're in the hospital for three weeks, and if it does, Steve Ballmer will personally come deliver one to your bed and hit you with a chair.

      That's possible, too.

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    13. Re:Whoooo! by JWW · · Score: 1

      It's all about the competition, puppy, and nobody needs a good hard competitive slap more than Apple's Music-Related business.

      Nope, I can't agree. I see it like this.

      Things needing a good competitive slap:
      1. Microsoft's OS Monopoly
      2. Microsoft's Office Suite Monopoly
      .
      .
      .
      10. Apples iPod / iTunes monopoly

      It is absolutely mindboggling to me that so many people are so beside themselves about the fact that Apple holds a majority in the music player business, but either don't care or defend Microsoft's monopolies in the OS and Office software market.

      Its like they're saying "Apple needs to go down" and then saying "Microsoft isn't a monopoly" at the same time.

      And what would Microsoft do if this music player managed to take a majority of the market from Apple. Thats right, they'd us it to extend their #$%^% monopoly more like they do with everything.

      For an iPod "killer" I'd much prefer something from anyone but Microsoft. Althought I know with absolute certainty that I wouldn't be getting a Zune, because its almost an absoulte certainty it would never ever work on my iMac.

      It really make me wonder sometimes why so many stories like this are out there. iTunes is a phenomonal success and has a brilliant buisness model. And the record industry wants an iPod killer to come becasue they want to start charging MORE for music and iTunes is currently in the way of that. Of course that will fail miserably. Microsoft's "convert your library" will also fail. For any but the smallest libraries, it would take hours to download your music to get the same thing thats already on your iPod. Rembember sony's portable player that had to convert all the music you wanted to put on it? It didn't do so hot either.

      The way I see it the only way I will embrace an iPod/iTunes killer is when:

      1) Someone starts selling MP3s without DRM for less than 99 cents. (By the way the first legitimate store (read not Russian based) to do this would take almost half of iTunes business overnight. Of course the meglomaniacally stupid bastards in the RIAA would never ever decide to make billions of dollars selling money that way, no sir!

      and

      2) Someone starts selling another MP3 player with an amazing user interface, fantastic integration with your music library, and good looks.

      Until then I know _I_ won't see any iPod killers out there.

    14. Re:Whoooo! by David+Gerard · · Score: 1
      "1) Someone starts selling MP3s without DRM for less than 99 cents. (By the way the first legitimate store (read not Russian based) to do this would take almost half of iTunes business overnight. Of course the meglomaniacally stupid bastards in the RIAA would never ever decide to make billions of dollars selling money that way, no sir!"

      eMusic does legit MP3s for about US30c. Though not RIAA.

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    15. Re:Whoooo! by Naomi_the_butterfly · · Score: 2, Insightful

      yeeeeeesh! I was just saying I'm willing to try something new because of my multiple bad experiences with the ipod. The bad experiences have reduced my apple-loyalty to nill and I'm willing to try the competition.

    16. Re:Whoooo! by TIMxPx · · Score: 1
      2) Someone starts selling another MP3 player with an amazing user interface, fantastic integration with your music library, and good looks.

      Hopefully Rockbox makes some of that irrelevant. In fact, it might be smart for some manufacturer to pre-install Rockbox and put something into its development.

      Maybe I will manufacture it myself. I'll call it the PePoD (Personal Portable Digital) Audio Player.

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  7. Nice name! by blugu64 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Zune"?

    It just me or does Zune sound like some OSS dev tool?

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    1. Re:Nice name! by plover · · Score: 5, Funny

      They needed a name that would fit on this box.

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    2. Re:Nice name! by 0racle · · Score: 1

      Bless you.

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    3. Re:Nice name! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is even better than that.

      In many parts of the world, where English is only the second or third language, iTunes and iPod are fairly easy to pronounce and understand. But here in Denmark at least 'Zune' is a complete non-starter for a catchy name. The rhyme (if that is what it is in English) will go 'Wooosh!' over the heads of most Danes. We do have an fairly unpopular male name 'Sune', but who would want a music player with a man's name? BTW 'Sune' isn't pronounced anywhere near the English work 'tune'.

      This is going to be interesting. Cannot wait to see how they handle this in the commercials and the printed ads. *snigger*

    4. Re:Nice name! by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      I just have the most horrible petition in my mind.

      "Sign this petition to make Microsoft support OGG on ZUNE"

      ew.

    5. Re:Nice name! by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      If it wasn't for the Music, I'd sware that was legit! Holy shit! That level of marketing is Sooooo Microsoft.

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    6. Re:Nice name! by plover · · Score: 1
      The story on the web is that a senior Microsoft employee in their marketing department acknowledged producing it after it was released. He was fed up with their crappy package designs, and by releasing the video publicly he intended to embarrass them into a reaction.

      I don't know if things have improved in their marketing department yet. But that video did shake them up, especially when they started viewing the public reaction to it. (Unfortunately, all my Microsoft resources are techies, and don't know what's going on in their marketing department any more than I know what goes on in ours.)

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    7. Re:Nice name! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, all my Microsoft resources are techies

      I think you meant to say "sales". The sales group was the one making the promise that an Exchange 2000 cluster is the greatest thing since sliced bread. After almost a year of working with the MS techies, we deduced that active/active was NOT going to work reliably enough as we were originally suggested and went active/passive. Of course we speced out or hardware for Exchange based on active/active and had to buy more powerful hardware to sustain long term active/passive. Not even a week after switching to active/passive, the same sales guy called to pitch Exchange 2003 and how much improved the clustering was! I wish I could have got his ass to our lan room, and shut him in between the servers in the rack and the rack front door with the door shut and locked. That way he could be really close the the activity lights on the servers and could monitor them. I'd also setup the heartbeat between the clusters to shock him every time the servers rolled and for every second that the mailboxes were marked offline make him breate from the fire supression system while yelling out load repeatedly, "I was wrong".

    8. Re:Nice name! by yusing · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Zune! As in "Real Zune Now"!

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  8. Iron Mike's new player? by TommydCat · · Score: 4, Funny
    Zis makez me zooo eczstatic!

    If this follows the suit of previous MS hardware it should be of good quality and support, but how smart is it to compete against those manufacturers supporting your Plays For Zure standard?

    If someone comes up with wireless (WiFi or bluetooth) syncing as well as good sound quality (also meaning it'll support a [DRM-free] lossless codec), I'll be sold, but until then I'll hang onto my 3-year-old iRiver unless it breaks.

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    1. Re:Iron Mike's new player? by Naomi_the_butterfly · · Score: 1

      RTFA, friend. It WILL have wireless.

      Music industry sources told Reuters earlier this month that Microsoft disclosed plans to be in the market before Christmas with a media player that will allow users to download videos and music wirelessly.

    2. Re:Iron Mike's new player? by TommydCat · · Score: 1
      Read my own zentence again... the part after the "and" ;)

      If the zound quality is good enough for critical listening and really iz coming to a ztore near me zune, I juzt may get one!

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    3. Re:Iron Mike's new player? by Naomi_the_butterfly · · Score: 1

      I have it on good authority (common sense, knowing Microsoft) that it will SUPPORT lossless codecs... but I doubt they'll be selling that. On the other hand, as was recently proposed by an arstechnica journal, selling lossless versions of media for an extra 20-30 cents just might work, not to mention give Microsoft another line of publicity in the papers ("perfect quality" sounds good!) I saw the "and" but wasn't sure that that was the clincher ;)

    4. Re:Iron Mike's new player? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Might do more than just work. I've only bought one record online in my life and it was because it was available as flac. Selling lossless versions of music would bring me into the market altogether.

      er...........supposing it was drm-free :(

    5. Re:Iron Mike's new player? by HTTP+Error+403+403.9 · · Score: 5, Funny
      RTFA, friend. It WILL have wireless. Music industry sources told Reuters earlier this month that Microsoft disclosed plans to be in the market before Christmas with a media player that will allow users to download videos and music wirelessly.
      You're absolutely correct - Microsoft always ships on-time.


      Oh wait...

      "In April 2002, Microsoft's Allchin announced that Longhorn (later renamed Vista) would ship in the second half of 2004."

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    6. Re:Iron Mike's new player? by Naomi_the_butterfly · · Score: 1

      The thing is, lossless music is a niche market. You want it, your friend wants it, DJ's want it. The average consumer is more than happy with good quality. Perfect isn't really needed by most (including me, though I certainly wouldn't MIND the option to pay more for perfect quality for songs I REALLY love).

    7. Re:Iron Mike's new player? by Naomi_the_butterfly · · Score: 1

      actually it was the word "wireless" that we were focusing on. This thread was about that... the line was a quote from the article that I forgot to give ""'s to.

    8. Re:Iron Mike's new player? by HTTP+Error+403+403.9 · · Score: 1
      Microsoft always ships on-time.
      and feature complete.
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    9. Re:Iron Mike's new player? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure that wasn't server?

    10. Re:Iron Mike's new player? by yusing · · Score: 1

      "Allchin announced that Longhorn (later renamed Vista) would ship in the second half of 2004."

      MS Fanboy: Hey man, quit complainin. They didn't go namin it "Shorthorn", now did they?

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    11. Re:Iron Mike's new player? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      "In April 2002, Microsoft's Allchin announced that Longhorn (later renamed Vista) would ship in the second half of 2004."

      Is it me, but hasn't every MS OS been late and had fewer features than promised? Win95 should have released in 93 (IIRC) and supposed to have XP's features. Win98 was supposed have been in 96 and was supposed on the level of Vista.

      The comedian Eddie Izzard even joked about it.

      Do it like Microsoft - "lt'll be done by Saturday, Tuesday, next week.
      "We'll bring it out when we're fucking ready, right?"
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  9. Full Text by droe42 · · Score: 0
    Here's the text. Other than it is "Zune" to be out, the article gives very little information about the player. I'm resisting making any jokes about XP being "Zune" to be out in the fall of '04.
    SEATTLE, July 21 (Reuters) - Microsoft Corp. (MSFT.O: Quote, Profile, Research) said on Friday it plans to release a new music and entertainment player and accompanying software under the "Zune" brand this year, in a belated attempt to challenge the dominance of Apple Computer Inc.'s (AAPL.O: Quote, Profile, Research) iPod player.
    Microsoft confirmed the plans for an entertainment device and software in a statement after touting those products to record companies in recent months.
    The world's largest software maker faces an uphill climb in closing the gap on Apple's iPod media player and iTunes Music Store, the runaway leaders in their respective areas.
    The iPod holds more than half of the digital media player market, according to research company NPD, while iTunes accounts for over 70 percent of U.S. digital music sales.
    "Creating a lifestyle device, Microsoft is clearly going to face a battle here," said Michael Gartenberg, research director at JupiterResearch. "It's going to be hard for them to create the same level of cachet that Apple has with the iPod."
    Music industry sources told Reuters earlier this month that Microsoft disclosed plans to be in the market before Christmas with a media player that will allow users to download videos and music wirelessly.
    It will also try to replicate Apple's simple approach to providing an integrated, seamless ecosystem for digital media is seen as the key to its success with iPod/iTunes, the sources said.
    Microsoft sources said Robbie Bach, president of Microsoft's entertainment and devices division, is working with J. Allard, vice president of its Xbox team, on the digital media player/software project.
    Allard's involvement is seen as significant because he is one of the few executives at Microsoft with experience in launching a consumer electronic device from scratch with the X-Box gaming system. His involvement suggests that gaming might be part of the media player.
    Microsoft said it did not have a spokesperson available for comment.
    1. Re:Full Text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want to post an article text, do that as an anonymous coward, so you don't get karma bonus you don't deserve. You're not karma whoring, are you ?

    2. Re:Full Text by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 1

      Am I missing something or you want him to really post under YOUR name? Dude, that's lame.

  10. Naming Convention by 0xABADC0DA · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In keeping with each system's naming conventions:

    Apple:
    iTunes

    Microsoft:
    My Zunes

    In other words, Microsoft is even ripping off the name, but making it crappier.

    1. Re:Naming Convention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In other words, Microsoft is even ripping off the name, but making it crappier.

      I was going to say "by 'it', do you mean the name, or the player", but zune realized that the obvious answer would be "both".

      In other news, the first digital media player security exploit is also in development and is expected to be released to the wild real zune.

    2. Re:Naming Convention by ScottLindner · · Score: 1

      Good catch!

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    3. Re:Naming Convention by Kenshin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It goes even further than that:

      Creative: Zen
      Microsoft: Zune

      Apple must be somewhat pleased, as I imagine this will take Creative's army of lawyer's focus off them.

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    4. Re:Naming Convention by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      LiveZunes, shurely? P.S. I advise anyone who has MSN 7.5 installed to stick with it.

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    5. Re:Naming Convention by cashman73 · · Score: 1

      About the only thing Microsoft has going for them is their proper use of grammar,...

    6. Re:Naming Convention by aralin · · Score: 1
      Creative: Zen
      Microsoft: Zune

      Both apparently unsuccessful rip-off of the

      Mazda: Zoom-Zoom

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    7. Re:Naming Convention by jaypaulw · · Score: 1

      1. I believe Microsoft is dropping the "My" with Vista http://www.winsupersite.com/reviews/winvista_5270. asp

      2. I'll take anything as long as it isn't called "i" something - i am bored of that whole thing (not necesarily the products but the branding)

    8. Re:Naming Convention by vought · · Score: 1

      Creative: Zen
      Microsoft: Zune
      Both apparently unsuccessful rip-off of the

      Mazda: Zoom-Zoom


      I had a zen once.

      I don't like Windows, or much else Microsoft turns out.

      My last Mazda experience was forgettable.

      At least in this house, they're all considered Zeros.

    9. Re:Naming Convention by treeves · · Score: 1

      So imagine the conversation in MS' marketing department. . .

      MarketingGuy1: OK, were here to get some ideas about what to call this new music player. Let's just throw some out names and see what sticks.
      MarketingGuy2: How about MyPod? Ya' know - kinda like iPod but with "My" so it's even more personal (snicker) and fits with our "My" theme.
      MarketingGuy3: Naaah, way too close, we'd run into copyright problems.
      MarketingGuy2: MyTunes is probably out then too, right?
      MarketingGuy4: What about a cross between iTunes and Zen. . . .like. . . iZune?
      MarketingGuy3: Still too close to iTunes.
      MarketingGuy2: Why not just drop the "i"? Call it Zune?
      MarketingGuy4: Hey, I like that. Kinda like "zoom". We can really tap into the speed aspect.
      MarketingGuy1: Sounds like one pass on to management. . . OK. . .

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    10. Re:Naming Convention by yoden · · Score: 1

      yes, heaven forbid microsoft have one letter in common with the name of a competitor's product...

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  11. Won't budge iTunes market share one iota by Dino · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    At least not on my Mac....

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    1. Re:Won't budge iTunes market share one iota by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people I know that use iTunes use Windows...

    2. Re:Won't budge iTunes market share one iota by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha ha, you paid a lot of money for a crappy Mac AND a crappy iPod.

  12. Market Speak by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lemme guess... consumer multimedia is Microsoft's house and they're not gonna let Apple take food off their plate.

    1. Re:Market Speak by kfg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, yeah, pretty much. Microsoft has already largely staked their future on this. It's the cornerstone of Trusted Computing.

      KFG

    2. Re:Market Speak by kimvette · · Score: 1

      Everything is Microsoft's house.

      If you succeed at anything in technology, and make a good living at it, Microsoft will consider it essential to enter and attempt to dominate that market.

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    3. Re:Market Speak by abirdman · · Score: 1

      This is a brilliant post. Thank you for the laugh.

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    4. Re:Market Speak by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1

      Indeed. And if it's anything like every other media-related piece of software or hardware Microsoft has ever developed, it's going to be annoying as all hell to use and highly prone to failure.

      OTOH... That's excluding their Xbox division. I don't have a 360, but I hear they're not bad :) *cough*except for the games*cough*

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  13. sing and dance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who needs a music player?.
    Everyone that meets should dance and sing instead just like in the Wizard from OZ.

    1. Re:sing and dance by kfg · · Score: 1

      Who needs a music player?.

      That's "Lifestyle Device," Bub. Jeezum Crow, get with the program.

      KFG

    2. Re:sing and dance by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      Sir, I went out and bought a hat specifically so I could take it off to you.

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  14. With a pedigree like this... by faust2097 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Robbie Bach, president of Microsoft's entertainment and devices division, is working with J. Allard, vice president of its Xbox team, on the digital media player/software project"

    Does this mean they'll spend $6 billion on it and end up capturing 23% of the market? Because this team is really, really good at that.

  15. Description by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

    Set your music in motion
    With support for up to 15,000 songs and up to 150 hours of video on a 2.5-inch QVGA color display, iPod^H^H^H^H Zune gives you the ultimate music experience -- sight and sound -- in a lighter, thinner design. Available in classic white^H^H^H^H^H Blue and dramatic black^H^H^H^H^H Blue."

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    1. Re:Description by Naomi_the_butterfly · · Score: 1

      Where's this from?

    2. Re:Description by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      The sig, Rush. Rush, Canada.

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    3. Re:Description by geekoid · · Score: 1

      The post is a modified cop from apples iPod site.
      The sig is from the song "Tom Sawyer" from Rush.

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    4. Re:Description by Golias · · Score: 1

      That's "to any god or government."

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    5. Re:Description by Naomi_the_butterfly · · Score: 1

      uh, then why's it relevant? unless it's in reply to something I didn't see?
      Am I missing something? Hmmm...

    6. Re:Description by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      He's either not a very big Rush fan, or one who is a bit more monotheistic than most.

    7. Re:Description by megaditto · · Score: 1

      Trolling on Rush Limbaugh's name I guess? Other than that, can't see why that would be funny.

      To address most notable iPod shortcomings, Microsoft designed Zune to have a user-replacable, 400 VAC lead-acid battery, ultra-portable at 15 lb.

      Now, THAT would be funny

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    8. Re:Description by 7Prime · · Score: 1

      Very Sad... everyone should know the lyrics to AT MINIMUM: Tom Sawyer, Freewill, and Spirit of Radio.

      BTW: I always get a kick out of it when radio stations play "Spirit of Radio" as if it's their anthem.

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    9. Re:Description by 7Prime · · Score: 1
      Trolling on Rush Limbaugh's name I guess? Other than that, can't see why that would be funny.
      Nah, Rush aren't fatass neocon types, they're more of the smartass Aynn Randian types... but hey, nobody's perfect.
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    10. Re:Description by tb3 · · Score: 1

      Because we all know that "Spirit of Radio" was written for and about CFNY, 102.1 FM, in Toronto.

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    11. Re:Description by megaditto · · Score: 1

      What, no reaction to the 15-pound lead-acid battery for msPod joke? You gotta be kidding me, that's gold!

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    12. Re:Description by Naomi_the_butterfly · · Score: 1

      "meh"

      ;)

  16. Woohoo! by Jeremi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Go Microsoft! Delivering 2003's technology today!

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    1. Re:Woohoo! by sootman · · Score: 1

      BRB, gotta go invent 'Zunecasting.'

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    2. Re:Woohoo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. It's "Microsoft. Delivering yesterday's solutions tomorrow!!".

    3. Re:Woohoo! by nutshell42 · · Score: 1

      Go Microsoft! Delivering 2003's technology really Zune!

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    4. Re:Woohoo! by SuperBigGulp · · Score: 5, Funny

      Close. It is actually:
      "Microsoft. Promising delivery of yesterday's solutions tomorrow, but actually delivering them later the following week".

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    5. Re:Woohoo! by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Today? Hmm, if we're to speak figuratively, it's usually rather "Delivering yesterday's technology tomorrow".

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  17. DRM? by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 1

    Any word whether they will remove/support DRM on their player?

    Personally I don't care for Microsoft... period. I'd consider their solution only if it was without DRM and easier to use than the Creative labs MP3 players I currently use.

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    1. Re:DRM? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do you mean whether it will require DRM? All the current portable media players will play non-DRM media in some format or another, so I don't really understand the issue. Even that other player that's a four letter word doesn't require DRM media to operate. If you are against the player even supporting DRM, then you'll probably have a problem with this one too because I doubt Microsoft would sell a player that doesn't support DRM at all, afterall, Plays For Sure is a Microsoft technology, and I doubt the larger rights holders (the __AAs) would licence their media without it.

    2. Re:DRM? by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 1

      Do you mean whether it will require DRM? All the current portable media players will play non-DRM media in some format or another, so I don't really understand the issue.

      I was not aware of that. I had understood the iPOD would only play DRM iTunes music.

      If you are against the player even supporting DRM, then you'll probably have a problem with this one too because I doubt Microsoft would sell a player that doesn't support DRM at all

      The Creative Labs MP3 Player never mentioned whether it supported DRM at all. I'll check again but I don't recall seeing anything about it when I was checking out the product. It's very convenient being able to rip my own CD's and play them when I'm in the car. Now I can archive the originals in a safe place and not worry about damaging them.

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    3. Re:DRM? by mrbooze · · Score: 1

      The iPod happily plays non-DRMd MP3s that I've ripped from my own CDs. It also happily plays it's own files that I bought from iTunes and stripped off the DRM with jhymn (back when jhymn worked).

      I don't believe it supports the OGG format though which is a sticking point for some people.

    4. Re:DRM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was not aware of that. I had understood the iPOD would only play DRM iTunes music.

      uhhhh..... wow. That's rather amusing, actually, that you can be so absurdly out of it as to think that.

    5. Re:DRM? by vague+disclaimer · · Score: 1
      I was not aware of that. I had understood the iPOD would only play DRM iTunes music.

      You seriously thought people had filled 40g+ iPods with music bought from ITMS?

      Crikey.

    6. Re:DRM? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Now I can archive the originals in a safe place and not worry about damaging them.

      I mostly store 'the originals' where I got them. At the library.

      It isn't that good of a 'safe place' but the price was right.

    7. Re:DRM? by plueken · · Score: 1

      I wish to commend you, sir. Too many people overlook the library when it comes to obtaining music and movies. It's nearly always been my method of getting them easily, safely, and with high quality.

      I use our county library's online card catalog to search for and put holds on movies or CDs, then just wait one or two days until I receive a phone call telling me that they're ready. Then it's just a minor stop on my way home from work, and I have pristine (if slightly smudgy) copies of whatever movie soundtrack or Beatles album or even latest hit that I want. For free. And possibly legally too (?), since I don't know where the law stands when it comes to ripping from a legally obtained CD, or whether it's a gray area that nobody mentions.

  18. Remember the video by Bromskloss · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...showing what one can expect the package to look like. :-)

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  19. Where would Microsoft be today by imaginaryelf · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If they didn't have Apple to emulate?

    1. Re:Where would Microsoft be today by TommydCat · · Score: 1

      Oh please... both companies can still take lessons from Xerox PARC. This link points to a cool idea for a Plays Anywhere technology which could eliminate much of the proprietary format/interface issues.

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    2. Re:Where would Microsoft be today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Microsoft puts the "late" in emulate...

    3. Re:Where would Microsoft be today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Someone just finish his History of Computing 101 class?

    4. Re:Where would Microsoft be today by sfgoth · · Score: 1

      640k would still be good enough for anyone.

    5. Re:Where would Microsoft be today by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Where would open-source be today if they didn't have Apple and Microsoft to emulate?

    6. Re:Where would Microsoft be today by lxs · · Score: 1

      MSDOS 12.9

    7. Re:Where would Microsoft be today by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Pretty much where they are now. They'd have less cool technology that they copied from Apple, but they'd still lack any real competition, and totally own the market.

    8. Re:Where would Microsoft be today by l33t+gambler · · Score: 0
      Someone just finish his History of Computing 101 class?

      Why? Why is this funny?
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    9. Re:Where would Microsoft be today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, you forget that they have always been top dogs at marketing.

      So we would be at DOS-XP now, after (the aptly named) DOS-Me and possibly MS-DOS 2003 Advanced Server.

  20. I don't know about you... by MK_CSGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    But I don't believe it 'till Netcraft confirms it

  21. Another Loss Leader by mpapet · · Score: 2, Insightful

    At this point it's about pride at Microsoft because none of their peripheral vendors can make a dent in Apple's market share.

    They knock-off the iTunes and buy a bunch of media ads for the holiday sell-a-thon. By now the've paid for the retail slots too.

    I think they've missed the boat though.

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    1. Re:Another Loss Leader by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      In a way, it's something of an endorsement of Apple's vertical solution and a sign of the failure of the third-party approach that Microsoft put its trust in. If only home computers were the same way, but unfortunately computers are still treated as big, confusing pieces of collected hardware and not the integrated appliances that Apple sells. I think the future will be the kind of streamlined, integrated hardware Apple sells today. The rest of the market hasn't yet reached that point.

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    2. Re:Another Loss Leader by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1
      At this point it's about pride at Microsoft because none of their peripheral vendors can make a dent in Apple's market share. They knock-off the iTunes and buy a bunch of media ads for the holiday sell-a-thon.
      Actually, it may be marketing ploy.

      iPod, iPod, iPod. It's all you ever hear. Consumers don't want Zen, don't want Sansa, don't want iRiver. They've never heard of these guys. They want iPod, iPod, iPod. It's the only thing out there.

      Well, Microsoft will come along and say, "Hey! There is an alternative," and have the marketing clout to back it up.

      That might get people looking at something other than the iPod. "Should I buy an iPod? Or should I buy a Zune? Oh Look--there's a Zen and a Sansa and they're great little players, too! Maybe I'll get one of those."
    3. Re:Another Loss Leader by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      unfortunately computers are still treated as big, confusing pieces of collected hardware and not the integrated appliances that Apple sells.

      And here's to computers remaining what they are. You go ahead and call them 'big and confusing.' I and a bunch of us will call them 'open expandable architectures.'

      Go ahead. Flash plastic at the Apple Store. It's your right. Thank goodness 'the rest of us' have figured it out.

    4. Re:Another Loss Leader by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Well, Microsoft will come along and say, "Hey! There is an alternative," and have the marketing clout to back it up.


      Microsoft may very well do to Apple's iPod sales what the IBM PC did to the Apple ][.

      Steve Jobs should be getting nervous about now, to be truthful.

    5. Re:Another Loss Leader by Locutus · · Score: 1

      1995 all over again? Maybe they'll get some ZiffDavis authors to write about how Apple is dead now that MS-zune is coming out. It worked once before... well, it almost worked but it did knock Apple out of the game for about 6-8 years.

      And remember, Balmer told investors that they're taking another couple of billion out of the Windows profit machine to spend on other segments. They could start giving these things away with boxes of Vista or in cereal boxes saying to Fed Regulators that they're expecting profits from online purchases...

      These guys have all kinds of anti-competitive tricks up their sleeves.

      LoB

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  22. What does it say about market confidence by geekoid · · Score: 5, Interesting

    when MS announce they are going to compete with apple in this market, and Apples shares go up?

    And it is not a media device, it is a lifestyle device...sheeesh.

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    1. Re:What does it say about market confidence by Wrexen · · Score: 1

      I'm sure Apple's announcement of profits increasing 48% had nothing to do with it.

    2. Re:What does it say about market confidence by Megor1 · · Score: 1

      Ummm Apples shares are up 0.36% today, MS shares are up 4.46%

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    3. Re:What does it say about market confidence by jcr · · Score: 1

      MSFT is up on the news that they're going to spend billions to buy back their own shares.

      -jcr

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  23. Close, Amiga actually. by fuego451 · · Score: 5, Informative

    From these guys.

    And from their developement tool page:

    Zune is an object-oriented GUI toolkit. It is nearly a clone (at both API and Look&Feel level) of MUI, a well-known Amiga shareware product by Stefan Stuntz. So MUI developers will feel at home here; others will discover the concepts and qualities that Zune shares with MUI.

    I wonder how aros.org feels about this?

    1. Re:Close, Amiga actually. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I miss my Amiga 500. What a superb machine, to get that entire O/S on two 3.5" diskettes. I used to program it in Amiga basic. That was a very buggy product, but it got me by in college. I used it to emulate a TN3270 and dial into the schools IBM system 370 mainframe where I would write FORTRAN code. Ahh, I miss college now!!!

    2. Re:Close, Amiga actually. by radarsat1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I vaguely remember programming MUI a bit.. it was good, if I remember correctly, though it's muddled with whether it was ACTUALLY good or just way better than programming Amiga GUIs without it.

      I think I used it a bit in a language called Amiga E, which I really enjoyed as well.
      Hm, haven't thought to ever look up if it was ported to Linux..

    3. Re:Close, Amiga actually. by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I miss my Amiga 500. What a superb machine, to get that entire O/S on two 3.5" diskettes.

      Two? My OS came on one diskette. It also came with an AmigaBASIC disk. However, the entire OS is not on disk. There's also 512kB (for the A500) of ROM without which the system will not function.

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    4. Re:Close, Amiga actually. by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Well, it's not similar markets anyway, so I don't think they have much of a say, and I dare say rightly so. If not, it would be super hard to register trademarks today. They're software development, this is music hardware. It's not as bad as with Mozilla Firebird vs the open source db, as then both were even software.

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    5. Re:Close, Amiga actually. by natd · · Score: 1
      Two? My OS came on one diskette. It also came with an AmigaBASIC disk. However, the entire OS is not on disk. There's also 512kB (for the A500) of ROM without which the system will not function.

      That was a later revision with Kickstart in ROM. Originally Kickstart was also a disk which you booted then could boot Workbench if you wanted - or could boot something else (eg a game).

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    6. Re:Close, Amiga actually. by Crayon+Kid · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I wonder how aros.org feels about this?
      I wonder what they'll change it to after Microsoft gets done "explaining" that "Zune" is theirs for the taken, just 'cause they feel like it.
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    7. Re:Close, Amiga actually. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      I don't know, but I suggest that everyone start putting links to Zune on pages with a high page rank; see if we can knock Microsoft off the top spot when people google for Zune.

      (Yes, I know Slashdot adds the rel="nofollow" thing)

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    8. Re:Close, Amiga actually. by l33t+gambler · · Score: 0
      I miss my Amiga 500. What a superb machine, to get that entire O/S on two 3.5" diskettes.

      ot: Wasn't the Amiga a multimedia system from ground up compared to the IBM PC? It didnt have a fpu but did accellerate some graphic operations in hardware and you could have a section of the screen at an independent resolution.

      I remember my friend had to decompress MP3 manually before playback as his Amiga 1200 wasn't fast enough for real-time decompression. Good times!
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    9. Re:Close, Amiga actually. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the A1000 had a kickstart disk, how silly of me to forget. (I went straight to A500, and then to A2000.) That's kind of scary though, didn't most A1000s have only 512kB RAM? How much data was on kickstart back then, 256kB?

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  24. And if they merge with a certain game company by iminplaya · · Score: 0

    They can call it the Zune-Wii.

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  25. some features i wish it had by johnty · · Score: 1
    if it could have the following:

    -drag and drop functionality for ALL files
    -decent mic input, as well as a line input for uncompressed recordings

    then i'm totally getting one. those two above points are what kept me away from the iPod (even free ones offered by TD Canada, etc).
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    1. Re:some features i wish it had by rockchops · · Score: 1

      >> drag and drop functionality for ALL files

      and iTunes/iPod doesn't have this? :-/

    2. Re:some features i wish it had by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      It may interest you to know then that the video iPods support 44.1 Khz stereo recording. Granted you still need an imput device but they do support it.

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    3. Re:some features i wish it had by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the Creative Zen offers the line input.

    4. Re:some features i wish it had by Professor_UNIX · · Score: 1
      and iTunes/iPod doesn't have this? :-/
      Nope. You have to drag music into iTunes and create a playlist to copy your music onto the iPod, otherwise it won't be playable by the device. You CAN use it as a portable hard drive as well, but it can't play the content on the hard drive unless you use iTunes to make a playlist and let it copy the music onto it... during which the process renames the music file to some garbage name and files it away in the iPod's database so it's hard to extract it back to the original file without special software to correlate the media file with the database. Personally if I had known that before I bought my iPod Mini I wouldn't have bought it. It just seems idiotic that you can't just drag and drop MP3s into it like a hard drive and browse the directory list to play whatever songs you want on it, including videos if you have a video iPod. You shouldn't NEED any additional software at all beyond a USB capable computer that can read and write to the iPod filesystem like a hard drive.
    5. Re:some features i wish it had by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rockbox open source firmware offers drag and drop functionality for ALL files
      It also supports lossless codec.

      I flash my free Nano from TD within a couple of hours receiving it.

      The rockbox people also managed to get uncompressed wave files on the Archos Recorder.
      It is a old HD based MP3 player with Line and Digital Input+Output.

      May be you are looking at the wrong places?

      www.rockbox.org

    6. Re:some features i wish it had by rockchops · · Score: 1

      Ah, ok, I see your point. I personally just synchronize my iPod with my whole music library so I don't have to deal with playlists or individual files and such and so forth.

      My guess would be that MS won't make it any easier to use their device as platform analagous than apple did. Knowing their marketing tactics as we do, they will likely want to force the user to use a Windows OS and probably only MS software like WIMP or whatever is on the xbox360, to create additional MS product dependencies.

    7. Re:some features i wish it had by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, no radio? Lame.

    8. Re:some features i wish it had by Rebelgecko · · Score: 1

      The left earbud can also be used as a microphone.

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    9. Re:some features i wish it had by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      "You have to drag music into iTunes and create a playlist to copy your music onto the iPod, otherwise it won't be playable by the device."

      Not on my Nano. I just drag songs over from my library to the Nano, and they're fine. I don't use playlists at all.

    10. Re:some features i wish it had by assassinator42 · · Score: 1

      The point is that you still have to use iTunes. Unless you put the Rockbox firmware on your iPod.

    11. Re:some features i wish it had by quacking+duck · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It just seems idiotic that you can't just drag and drop MP3s into it like a hard drive and browse the directory list to play whatever songs you want on it, including videos if you have a video iPod. You shouldn't NEED any additional software at all beyond a USB capable computer that can read and write to the iPod filesystem like a hard drive.

      This is the two-edged sword of the system the iPod uses. By using its own database and forgoing a file/directory method, it allowed you to browse music based on artist, genre, album, etc, in addition to simply by title. A less popular but just as valid reason, iTunes/WMP/other software manages the DRM from online music stores.

      Have you considered that for a music player, a file directory approach is NOT intuitive? People generally don't want to be reminded of a computer interface when they're not using a computer. Judging from the success of the iPod, arguably they don't want to deal with the filesystem when they're managing their player's music, either. Consider that programs like iTunes or WMP are far better at managing music than a filesystem; why would normal people jump from iTunes/whatever into Windows Explorer to copy songs to their player, when iTunes/whatever does it all for them?

      I checked out the manuals for two other products roughly in the same marketspace as the iPod (Archos 700 and Creative Zen Vision). Both required Windows Media Player or manufacturer's software to manage music, so how is this different from iPod/iTunes?

      This isn't to say that requiring iTunes/whatever is always a good thing; for example, I wanted to copy and see new photos from a recent trip on my iPod, when my own computer was on the other side of the country. Wasn't possible.

    12. Re:some features i wish it had by Golias · · Score: 1

      if it could have the following:
      -drag and drop functionality for ALL files
      -decent mic input, as well as a line input for uncompressed recordings

      then i'm totally getting one. those two above points are what kept me away from the iPod (even free ones offered by TD Canada, etc).


      Oh, the time you lost by being deliberately ignorant.

      The iPod mounts as a drive right on the desktop, just like any external drive. You can drag and drop any file that fits. Adding music and video is even easier, as those files all sync automatically with iTunes.

      Inputs are available as third-party attachments.

      I've owned two iPods (sold a 2G to a friend when the 3G came out, and I've been using it ever since), and I've never used either of those features, to be honest. I just use it as a music player, and I'm very happy with it.

      The two features which would turn my head are:

      - 160 GB (or bigger) HD with 128 MB (or more) of physical memory. This is what it would take to make it practical to use my uncompressed library instead of AAC files.

      - Gapless playback!!! "Joining" tracks is all well and good for songs that I'm only going to listen to in sequence with the rest of the album, but it would be nice to occasionally add something from the middle of side 1 of "Dark Side of the Moon" or other prog rock albums to my playlists without farting around with start/stop time preferences.

      Until somebody comes out with a player which offers these two features, while matching the features and UI that I already have, I'm just going to keep replacing the battery on my old 20GB black-and-white 3G model every couple years.

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    13. Re:some features i wish it had by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I own a Creative touch ( last model befor the Vision) and it has drag and drop w/ firmware 1.x and binds you to the computer software with 2.x If you don't "upgrade", you can't play DRM files (what a loss) but drag and drop works fine. They may have changed that with the Vision. Just saying, the metatag interface on the crative does not depend on the sync computer software, so there seems to be no reason not to have drag and drop other than DRM.

  26. Not quite the processor wars... by cloudkiller · · Score: 1

    The processor wars were great for the consumers. AMD had a better product and they just seemed like such a lovable company. However in this portable media player war, the market leader is already the good guy. So my question is what happens when the underdog is not someone to pull for? Leave it to M$ to ruin the concept of the underdog.

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    1. Re:Not quite the processor wars... by ClamIAm · · Score: 1

      However in this portable media player war, the market leader is already the good guy

      I disagree. Itunes/ipod/iTMS are no less "evil" than Windows Media Player and PlaysForSure. Both are completely closed, DRM-loving black holes of technology.

      And before you jump on me with "ZOMG FOSS TROLL", I'm not talking strictly about source code or Freedom. As far as I can tell, the ipod comes with no documentation about how the device *actually* works. The ipod database format had to be reverse-engineered. Apple does not provide any kind of API or SDK to allow J. Random Hacker to develop fun software for her ipod. The reality here is that this device is completely closed, and let's not forget the iTMS DRM. I fail to see how this makes Apple "the good guy".

    2. Re:Not quite the processor wars... by cloudkiller · · Score: 1

      Ok, in a sense agree with you. It is a pain in the ass 'working around' all of the crap built into itunes and the ipod, but do you seriously think M$ will be better? My perception of Apple's handling of DRM on the ipod/itunes is just enough to keep the RIAA happy. After all, I can still find all of my music files on my ipod and drag them on to any computer I hook it up to. Sure the file names are all messed up, but the music plays. I realize that this only applies to non-itunes purchased songs, but it is still something.

      In addition, didn't Apple go against the will of the RIAA when they tried to introduce a new pricing model for songs on itunes? Without the leverage of Apple, we would be paying $2.50 for the new Taylor Hicks songs (by we I means someone much less cool than the typical /.er). So maybe I need to restate part of my previous comment. Apple might not be the "good guy" but they definitely are the better guy when coming up against M$.

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    3. Re:Not quite the processor wars... by TwilightSentry · · Score: 1

      Well, Apple's policy is basically, "We won't go out of our way to help you mess with our products, but we won't really try to stop you..." Contrast that to M$, who'll throw a chair^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hsic a lawyer on you if you do not submit to their system.

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    4. Re:Not quite the processor wars... by ClamIAm · · Score: 1

      Um, sure. And I suppose if you lived Europe in the 1930s, you'd be writing letters to your local paper proclaiming Mussolini is a great guy because he's much nicer than Hitler.

    5. Re:Not quite the processor wars... by cloudkiller · · Score: 1

      It sure is tempting to just say touché and bask in my wit. But seriously, an Axis comparison? Apple really must have done you wrong. Regardless, I'll play along. If I had to choose a dictator and my only two options were Hitler (Microsoft) or Mussolini (Apple), I'd take Mussolini. After all, it was the Nazis that persuaded Mussolini to adopt their racial policies. That alone edges out Bill, I mean Adolf.

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  27. No thanks by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    My ipods do their job well. Simple to operate and 'just works'. ( oh and it looks nice too, which is plus ) What does microsoft offer that the ipod doesnt?

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    1. Re:No thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What does microsoft offer that the ipod doesnt?"

      You're at a party and it's your turn to plug your Zune into your friend's stereo. The vibe is great, you've got a killer track cued up, it's gonna shake the house and all the babes will go "Wooooo!" You plug it in, flip the aux selector, and the music player blares, at top volume...
      "The owner of this stereo is different than the owner of this song. Looking for a network connection..."
      That's WGMA - Windows Genuine Music Advantage.

    2. Re:No thanks by dangermouses · · Score: 1

      It will probly offer a lower price, keep in mind that five bucks or so from each ipod go to msoft since they own a patent. Also msoft could start a price war hurting apples near monopoly. Besides lack of competition can turn a great product into crap overtime so its a good thing anyway. (don't know the stats of their market share just making a point there)

    3. Re:No thanks by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1
      It will probly offer a lower price, keep in mind that five bucks or so from each ipod go to msoft since they own a patent.
      ??? Reference? Remember, iPods don't play WMA, so it can't be for that.
    4. Re:No thanks by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Currently?

      Well, there's the WiFi factor, which I think will be very cool. I don't care so much about being able to buy music on my music player, but being able to use an iPod and Airport Express without having to lug a computer around is a nice idea. I assume that Roku and Slim Devices will support this.

      Another interesting thing as part of the WiFi realm is Internet Radio or IPTV.

    5. Re:No thanks by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Ah. Didn't know that. How'd the appeal go? I can't find any references to that...

    6. Re:No thanks by dangermouses · · Score: 1

      they lost big time, after that apple wised up and went through a bunch of old tech they had and started applying for patents on everything. Microsoft had to bay big bucks to ntp over the wireless email patent. I think thats when they got the idea.

    7. Re:No thanks by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      For me, WiFi is a definite minus. I have seen what turning WiFi on does to the battery life of my laptop, and I don't want it in a device as small as a music player. Bluetooth would be okay, but it doesn't have the bandwidth for syncing music; it would be nice for metadata though.

      I don't sync my iPod with my computer more than once a month (because of a bad UI decision on the 3G iPod that means syncing loses the iPod's state), but I do drop it into the dock whenever I get home. If they put WiFi in the dock, then that would be great; keep the line out for the stereo in this room, but have it show up as an iTunes share on the network while charging. Oh, and sync too.

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  28. am I the first?!?! by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 1

    Seen it. Larger than a Tic-tac. No bluetooth. Lame.

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  29. to be released Zuner or later... by wolftone · · Score: 1

    Will this be released Zuner than longho-- I mean Vista?

    1. Re:to be released Zuner or later... by vought · · Score: 1

      From this and all the other posts in the thread already, it's clear that this Zune name and product is already a joke.

      I don't know about you, but if someone asks me what player to buy, I'm going to ask them if they already have one, and if they like it. Then I'll tell them to buy the newest one.

      I don't see this being much of anything but "Windows Mobile Meets The X-Box as a music sales gimmick".

  30. I wonder by Salsaman · · Score: 1

    Will it play ogg vorbis files ?

    1. Re:I wonder by jZnat · · Score: 1

      The Xbox and Xbox360 sorta support Ogg Speex via Xbox Live headset communication, so it's plausible...

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    2. Re:I wonder by ClamIAm · · Score: 1

      Microsoft only uses Xiph codecs when it saves them licensing fees. I doubt they would ever support a Free codec on a portable audio device, as it would show implicit support for said codec, and therefore Free/Open standards and code. They'll no doubt have support for MP3, but that's only because MP3 is the "standard". Time will tell if they'll support even AAC.

      Oh, and for another example: the PC version of Halo uses Vorbis for some of its sound files.

    3. Re:I wonder by jZnat · · Score: 1

      A lot of videogames use Vorbis for audio nowadays. I don't see why anyone selling a commercial product would want to pay unnecessary patent licensing fees when they could use open standards like Vorbis, Speex, PNG, etc.

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  31. Another "me too" product from Microsoft. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Microsoft's "me too" products have not been very successful in the last several years.

    An organization that doesn't have the creativity to create something often doesn't have even the creativity necessary to copying it successfully.

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    1. Re:Another "me too" product from Microsoft. by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      I hate to remind you of this, but All of microsoft products were 'me too' products. Some are successful, and some are not.

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    2. Re:Another "me too" product from Microsoft. by plopez · · Score: 1

      Don't forget, if they cannot out innovate Apple they can buy a competitor of Apple and use that technology. Do not write them off yet.

      Though the biggest foobar in this field was probably HP. About the year 2000 shortly after the Compaq merger, Compaq had an MP3 player but HP killed it, and instead tried to rebrand and sell ipods. They could have got in early but were too unimaginative to figure out what to do with it.

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    3. Re:Another "me too" product from Microsoft. by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      I like my Microsoft mouse, actually. Forward/Back buttons, scroll wheel, optical. What's not to like?

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    4. Re:Another "me too" product from Microsoft. by aralin · · Score: 1
      An organization that doesn't have the creativity to create something often doesn't have even the creativity necessary to copying it successfully.

      Amen to that! Did you see the pictures? It's just butt ugly. And the name? I can see how I tell someone I heard it in My Zune and they will think the sound came to me with the autumn winds...

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    5. Re:Another "me too" product from Microsoft. by Ilgaz · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They may do their weird, dark deals with companies like Viacom to distribute wmedia only.

      Oh wait, they do already.

      "Unfortunately, Microsoft's Windows Media Player Plug-in for Macintosh does not support Windows DRM. If DRM support becomes available for Macintosh, MTV will develop a version of MTV Overdrive that works on a Mac."

      If a company needs exclusive deals like that, their format stinks. It is not their format even, they acquired dozens of codec companies and packaged them into some sort of naziware which never worked on other OS'es except their windows. If you don't use their OS, you get punished.

      You know what makes me mad? Those videos are more likely cut, edited and processed on Mac. I wouldn't be surprised if they used Telestream pro products to produce that windows media on OS X even.

      Now you would tell me Apple does not make iTunes for Linux. Well, Real just SPOKE about enabling DRM on Linux/FreeBSD and you see what happened and the feedback they got.

      I am glad Apple Quicktime Division and Real Networks still alive competing with that mafia style company...

    6. Re:Another "me too" product from Microsoft. by Desert+Raven · · Score: 1

      No, I'm pretty sure they weren't copying anyone when they released Bob.

      Of course, I'm equally sure they wish nobody remembered that.

    7. Re:Another "me too" product from Microsoft. by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 1

      Are you an OSS advocate criticizing a company for "me too" products, when so much of OSS is knockoffs of commercial offerings?
      Or are you an Apple advocate blissfully ignorant that Apple is blatantly copying Microsoft's MCE product with FrontRow?
      Or are you an Apple fanboy who thinks Apple invented portable digital music players?

      Everyone copies from others; only the truly deluded believe otherwise.

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    8. Re:Another "me too" product from Microsoft. by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      Its a big circle jerk. KDE and GNOME desktops got copied by OSX, WINXp copied OSX, and open office copies MS office (don't bore me with the office history). Of course if you tried to make a peice of software that didn't borrow anything from any other software it would be pretty incomprehensable.

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    9. Re:Another "me too" product from Microsoft. by ClamIAm · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between "making a product that's decent" and "making a product that's profitable". Microsoft makes some decent mice, and the Xbox isn't a bad game console, yet both are huge money sinks for MS.

    10. Re:Another "me too" product from Microsoft. by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      KDE and Gnome has nothing to do with OS X. OS X has nothing to do with other OS'es except NeXT.

      It can't act exactly like NeXT since there is a huge community coming/moving from OS 9. Still, claiming OS X copied Gnome and KDE is really weird. No wonder how Apple got nuts to warn people not to "steal" Aqua theme. We see side effects now :)

      If you like the concept of Dock etc, there is windowmaker based on NexT btw, it is OpenStep.

      KDE has a good reason for "copying" windows experience: They want to replace windows in corporate environments.

    11. Re:Another "me too" product from Microsoft. by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      Gaudy skins were first on KDE and Gnome. OSX didn't have to look half as bizarre as it did.

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    12. Re:Another "me too" product from Microsoft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. That xbox sure was a flop.

    13. Re:Another "me too" product from Microsoft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft uses the turnstile philosphy: let data in, let nothing leave.

    14. Re:Another "me too" product from Microsoft. by Locutus · · Score: 1

      they don't have to be, they are designed to protect the Windows monopoly. And in that case, they HAVE been successful. Where's Palm? Palm is a good example here since it too was just a small company in a small segment with a small device. Palm and their handhelds were branching out and there is no way that something other than a Windows product could do this without endangering the Windows 'economy'.

      Look at Apples recent numbers. Sales of Macs are up too and alot of that has to do with the acceptance of the iPod the Apple brand. Not to mention how well they work together. This is a threat to the Windows monopoly and must be stopped. Who cares if they'll lose a few billion dollars, they are protecting a productline which brings in 10's of billions in profit every quarter.

      When Palm had 80% marketshare, did Micrsoft come out with Access for Palm? No, they came out with Access for Windows CE. Speaking of Windows CE, that product has lost Microsoft almost $10 billion already and has had only one profitable quarter. Again, the idea is to keep any possible competition to Windows from growing up.

      So this supposed copycat "iPod killer" is nothing more than the typical attempt by Microsoft to protect Windows profits. Nothing new and nothing more. IMO.

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  32. Why Not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because you're a fanboy?

    What if it's better and cheaper?

    1. Re:Why Not? by Vo0k · · Score: 1

      Then you're dreaming and should wake up.

      It's not about iPod being apple. It's about Zune being Microsoft. It CAN'T be good.

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    2. Re:Why Not? by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      He means that thing will not likely work with Macs. They ignore the community which STARTED legit download business, remember iTunes was only a Mac product.

      If they ignore OS X, that should give a clue how serious "competitor" they are.

      They are not competing. I know how windows media division brain works. They try to "bug" Apple.

      Whether you use OS X or not, when some company comes with a new promise on multimedia, check if OS X supported. If not, you may safely ignore. Or site, service etc.

      As their user since they are founded, sad to say same applies to Yahoo "media" division too. They were telling us, OS X users to install Netscape 4.7 just months ago.

      Now, how to take them serious?

    3. Re:Why Not? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      If they ignore a 5% market share OS, they are not competitors?

      Gee. I wonder if they will support NetBSD on StrongARM?

      I'm not going to hold my breath that a client will come out for NT 4.0 on PowerPC, though. . .

    4. Re:Why Not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They ignore the community which STARTED legit download business, remember iTunes was only a Mac product.

      Rhapsody (was listen.com), Emusic and at least a couple more that were merged or went under were out before iTunes. Don't let something like facts get in the way of your inflated opinion of Apple though....

  33. Re:Zune?... How about the Mici? by patrixmyth · · Score: 1

    I think they should have paid off the cereal people and called it the Mici (pronounced Mikey), as in Let's Buy a Mici, it plays anything! Just a thought, or some fraction thereof.

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  34. Not the first Microsoft MP3 player ! by Daas · · Score: 5, Informative

    Microsoft have already done the software on the Toshiba Gigabeat S series... It can be syncronised with an Xbox 360, plays video, has FM support and sells for about the same price as an iPod. It uses a portable Media Center edition.

    See the CNET review : http://reviews.cnet.com/4520-11396_7-6550266-1.htm l

    Ah, and has DRM (yeah !)

    Daas

    1. Re:Not the first Microsoft MP3 player ! by Coward+Anonymous · · Score: 1

      Is that a review or paid advertising by Microsoft?

      Which comments such as "Nice that it works with both Mac and PC, but I've had quite enough of the iTunes goliath, thank you very much." one wonders if this test wasn't performed in some Microsoft marketer's office...

    2. Re:Not the first Microsoft MP3 player ! by pdaoust007 · · Score: 1

      Ouch!

      What a totally biased review... According to this, Apple should just raise the white flag now and give up.... Yeah rrrright!

    3. Re:Not the first Microsoft MP3 player ! by ScaryFroMan · · Score: 1

      I have one, and I have to say that I agree wholeheartedly with the Cnet review. It is an excellent device, and I feel, better than an iPod. It also integrates very well with WMP11 (MS's best MP to date) and Urge (well done, but nothing extrordinary). I'd reccomend it to anyone.

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    4. Re:Not the first Microsoft MP3 player ! by marsu_k · · Score: 1

      You'd reccomend it to anyone running a Mac or *nix?

  35. the UI will doom "Zunes" by freeradica1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Part of the reason ITunes is popular (and one of the reasons that I use Winamp instead of WMP) is that the user interface for Windows Media Player sucks. Likewise, Firefox isn't only more functional than IE, it also just looks and feels better and cleaner. Even if "Zunes" had a better name, a seemless interface with online music stores, and no annoying DRM gimmicks, I would probably still pick another media player. Because Microsoft's UI's just suck. Microsoft's been sitting around waiting for the past 5-10 years for someone to come along with sleaker media players and browsers (and a cleaner OS), and now it's paying the price.

    1. Re:the UI will doom "Zunes" by wwahammy · · Score: 1

      I think the iTunes UI is pretty bad but its a issue of personal preference. I'd recommend checking out the the Windows Media Player 11 beta. I didn't like the WMP10 interface but the beta is just better. Seems like things are just in the right place. That's not to say its perfect, to be fair it is a beta but I like it.

  36. Microsoft Confirms "New Music Player" by sootman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Editors: you misspelled 'iPod Killer" :-)

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    1. Re:Microsoft Confirms "New Music Player" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If at first you don't succeed, lower your expectations?

      With all the dubious success of PlaysForSure devices and services to date, it makes sense. I mean, when a company that builds their entire business around your technology is complaining about the problems, those problems are real. Maybe they'll get it right, but as everybody knows now, for a true "iPod killer", both the hardware *and* software experience has to work, and, so far, "PlaysForSure" hasn't been pretty. Bring MS hardware into the equation, and either it is going to finally work as well as the iPod, or it's still going to be the music player equivalent of the Homer Simpson car.

      Even if the new MS hardware does offer the perfect integration between the two this time, I wonder how MS's original hardware partners will feel about effectively being the beta testers for first version of the software for the last couple of years, only to have MS start competing directly once the bugs are worked out? (Suckers!)

  37. Odd by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Where would Microsoft be today...If they didn't have Apple to emulate?

    That sounds somehow familiar to me... :-)

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  38. You slashdotters! Can't you see the big news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is it so hard to actually anyone reply anything here besides the usual MS whine? Zune got a lot of potential bringing the music player market to a new step: a community based player, something you not only use to hear music but to connect to a community.

    That's something that might make the iPod seem so 2006 and force apple to really inovate in their own product to keep on the competition: something they have not done at all, besides the more capacity+more sleek evolution.

    An iPod killer that doesn't try to mimick the iPod is actually what this market is really needing right now. And shaking the iTunes monopoly might be really healthy.

    in case you missed, the reall hot site is
    http://www.comingzune.com/

    hell. stop whining.

    alexandre van de sande

    1. Re:You slashdotters! Can't you see the big news? by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1
      ...a community based player...


      Now, I'm too lazy to RFTA but what's that suppose to mean? I get to listen to other people's music or something more meaningless and not necessary on a music player (IMs? VoIP? uh... anything else? I'm out of ideas)?

      It's funny if it is the former because I'm going through my sister's iPod right now and it's an easy thing to say that most (upper 90s for sure) of the music she likes, I don't like.
    2. Re:You slashdotters! Can't you see the big news? by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      "So 2006?" Ugh.

      Frankly, I take as much stock in this new effort by Microsoft as I do in UMPCs. Yeah, remember those? As for iPod innovation, every year has brought incredible innovation in the iPod line. The nano is freakin' thinner than my pen. It's still neat just to play with it and marvel at a company whose engineering talent is at the very forefront of technology.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
  39. desperate, pathetic by boxlight · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Apple not only has a stranglehold on the music player market, they have insane product loyalty, and they own the elusive "cool factor" with the iPod brand.

    At this stage, for Microsoft to try and get into this market comes across as desperate and pathetic. Microsoft can't use Windows as leverage in this proposition -- like they could when they killed the well-rooted Wordperfect, Lotus123, and later Netscape -- so the only way Microsoft can make a dent here is for them to do something extremely innovative. That's simply not Microsoft's M.O.

    This time next year: MS "Zune" is a distant memory, and iPod/iTunes owns 85% of the online movie rental/download business, and Apple has begun to make serious inroads in the "home media center" market.

    boxlight

    1. Re:desperate, pathetic by rxrx · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      people pay for music?

    2. Re:desperate, pathetic by Jag · · Score: 0

      Could Microsoft afford to bundle their "iPod killer" for free with every copy of Windows sold? That'd be one way to get their product out there.

    3. Re:desperate, pathetic by vought · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This time next year: MS "Zune" is a distant memory, and iPod/iTunes owns 85% of the online movie rental/download business, and Apple has begun to make serious inroads in the "home media center" market.


      Why do you think they preannounced this piece of shit two weeks before WWDC and five months before it'll ship?

      Microsoft's business as usual: Preannounce, overpromise, underdeliver. Rinse, later, repeat. Bankroll everything with Windows and Office revenue, and damn the torpedos, we'll buy ourselves as much marketshare as we can.

      You know what? Some day, the music will stop in Redmond. Maybe not anytime soon - maybe not even in the next ten years - but the gravy train's wheels will fall off as more companies like Apple and Google continue to introduce truly better alternatives to the same crap Microsoft keeps shoveling.

      You think the itunes interface sucks? Most people disagree. I think the WMP interface sucks - and most iTunes users agree. Microsoft couldn't design it's way out f a paper bag - but look at the elegant and simple tools that Apple and google deliver - oh, wait - this is Slashdot - if I say Pages is a better writing and layout tool than Word, then I'm just a fanboy.

      But it's true - Google Earth, Sketch, etc. are all powerful by dint of their simplicity. Office is a fucking nightmare. You can't just start typing in Word - oh, no.

      At some point, people will get tired of it. I have faith in that.

    4. Re:desperate, pathetic by Elder+Entropist · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Microsoft can't use Windows as leverage in this proposition "

      Don't be silly. The next release or patch of Windows will just "accidently" break iTunes.

    5. Re:desperate, pathetic by jcr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      At this stage, for Microsoft to try and get into this market comes across as desperate and pathetic.

      Yeah, it's almost as bad as their attempt to enter Google's market.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    6. Re:desperate, pathetic by NullProg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Apple not only has a stranglehold on the music player market

      I disagree. Apple had to negotiate with the record companies (RIAA) in order to get an online store for music in the first place (read the articles on how the record companies what to restructure iTunes). Itunes is their store and they can pretty much do what they want with their store. Your not prevented from purchasing MP3's from Yahoo and downloading them to your iPod. Your not prevented from ripping your CDs and playing them on your iPod.

      Are you going to complain about Walmart.com not selling K-Mart branded merchandise?
      Food for thought.

      Enjoy,

      --
      It's just the normal noises in here.
    7. Re:desperate, pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aw, bullshit. Far be it from me to defend The Monopoly, but I have NO love for the iPod. The interface is crap (despite the hype), the alternative codec support is deliberately non-existant, and the price is vastly over-inflated. The whole "iPod movement" is based on hype and crap "cool factor"...nothing else.

      If MS was serious about competing with Apple they'd do the exact opposite that Apple has done...open EVERYTHING, make ANY codec run on it and make it dirt cheap. That alone would have the so-called "open source" community dropping their pants to half-mast. Hell, I would. Gladly.

    8. Re:desperate, pathetic by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think I posted a the same comment when MS announced the Xbox. Got modded up +4 or +5 insightful, too.

      Look where the Xbox and Xbox 360 are now, I was totally wrong about the xbox, and that's why I think you are wrong about their music player. MS can and will use their piles of money to buy into another market, like they did when they rolled out Windows (financed by DOS money until they finally made a useful product at version 3.0), Office (financed with Windows/DOS revenue until it could take on Lotus 1-2-3, Wordstar, WordPerfect, et al), IE (licensed Spyglass code and bought most of Netscape's market share with Windows/Office money), Xbox, Windows Media Player, and every other MS product since DOS. Even if the first version sucks like a black hole they can keep pouring money into development and advertising until they gain a majority market share.

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    9. Re:desperate, pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How could anyone have a stranglehold on the music player market? Maybe DRM would trap consumers on the iPod, but if you've got a library of ripped CDs you could replace an old iPod with another brand of player without missing a step. Remember the Walkman? Technology moved forward and Sony was too slow to keep its position in the market.

    10. Re:desperate, pathetic by noidentity · · Score: 1

      "Apple not only has a stranglehold on the music player market, they have insane product loyalty, and they own the elusive "cool factor" with the iPod brand."

      And the other companies just can't wrap their head around the attention-to-detail in Apple's user-interface designs, so they keep failing at imitation.

    11. Re:desperate, pathetic by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 2, Insightful
      so the only way Microsoft can make a dent here is for them to do something extremely innovative.

      You've never seen an American movie or driven an American car, have you?

      If you had, you wouldn't have such a misplaced faith in innovation. Things Microsoft can do to disturb Apple's market position include non-innovative yet time-tested measures:

      Beat Apple on price
      Appeal to the lowest common denominator
      Subvert the supply chain (through deals with the music mafia)
      Integrate Zune software in Vista (heard of a little thing called IE?)

      I'll never own a Zune. I don't shop at Wal-Mart, either, but you know what? I hear it's kind of popular.

    12. Re:desperate, pathetic by zlogic · · Score: 1

      I think that iPod vs. Zune will repeat the Pocket PC vs. Palm war.

    13. Re:desperate, pathetic by timmyf2371 · · Score: 1

      You think the itunes interface sucks? Most people disagree. I think the WMP interface sucks - and most iTunes users agree.

      I guess this is a matter of personal preference. To me, iTunes seems bloated, whereas WMP (with a nice skin) is perfect for what I need; especially the integration with the Taskbar.

      Office is a fucking nightmare. You can't just start typing in Word - oh, no.

      Sure you're thinking of MS Word? When I open MS Word, the splash screen appears and then the actual application window appears on screen, with the cursor at the top left of the page. If I spend 5-10 minutes at some stage configuring settings, I can even make it default to my own personal settings.

      If you find this difficult, you might want to consider taking the ICDL (International Computer Driving License) course - it's specifically designed for people like yourself who have problems carrying out basic tasks with a computer.

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    14. Re:desperate, pathetic by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 1

      That's what Microsoft hopes, but Apple isn't as stupid as Palm was.

      --
      -- "I never gave these stories much credence." - HAL 9000
  40. Might be a little longer than you think by SuperKendall · · Score: 1, Informative

    My old ipod mini will turn two years old in March and my extended warranty will expire so I have a feeling I'll be looking for a replacement about a week later.

    My 1st gen iPod is still going strong, I'm not sure how many years later...

    Also, the rumor was one of the things it includes is Wi-Fi so I'd take a careful look at form factor and battery life before you become convinced this is the arrival of the iPod killer that has been foretold.

    --
    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    1. Re:Might be a little longer than you think by Naomi_the_butterfly · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      My mini crashed into warrantyland twice in the first year - once while I was hospitalised (for months). Here in Israel the warranty repair took 4-5 weeks. While in hospital I had no music at all.

    2. Re:Might be a little longer than you think by vk2 · · Score: 1

      Well - if you keep hitting your maids with that thing no wonder you need to return it twice. And whats up with the hospitalization did any maid return the favor? :-)

      --
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    3. Re:Might be a little longer than you think by Naomi_the_butterfly · · Score: 1

      Maids? whaaa? You lost me with your obviously superiour humor :)

    4. Re:Might be a little longer than you think by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Also, the rumor was one of the things it includes is Wi-Fi so I'd take a careful look at form factor and battery life before you become convinced this is the arrival of the iPod killer that has been foretold.

      I'll be happy if they just offer a fucking user-replacable battery. As in, without taking a putty knife to my device.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    5. Re:Might be a little longer than you think by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Battery compartments are one of the most expensive parts of case design. Particularly for devices that use COTS batteries. You have to fit all the batteries the customer is likely to try to use. Having a user openable door makes a case MUCH more expensive.

      The 'sealed battery' iPod is an indication that:

      1. Apple doesn't have a particulary good design staff.
      2. They're cheap with their products.

    6. Re:Might be a little longer than you think by PHPfanboy · · Score: 1
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      29 mpg. YMMV.
  41. Too little, too late by mollog · · Score: 1

    As usual, Microsoft waits for someone else to develop some new technology and a new market, then it tries to use its dominant position and money to take the market over. Microsoft claims that it innovates. That claim is crap. And this time I think they will fail to take over a product/technology. I expect Apple will cut its prices and make it unprofitable for Microsoft. Apple has probably already made enough money on the ipod and itunes.

    This is one way for Microsoft to 'compete' in the marketplace; they take the profit out of a business. It's a way of reducing a competitor's profit margin. But they can't continue to lose money and hope to stay in business. They're seeing the erosion of their business in several fronts; servers are going with Linux, desktop apps are using open data formats, etc.

    One benefit is that itunes and ipod will come down in price.

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    1. Re:Too little, too late by countach · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see iTunes come down in price. That would be a neat trick.

  42. No, there's a world's first in this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Coming Zune: The world's first digital media player buffer overflow security exploit.

  43. I thought it was a fake news story... by mypalmike · · Score: 1

    But it looks like they'll be shipping Real Zune Now.

    --
    There are 0x40000000 types of people: those who understand 32-bit IEEE 754 floating point, and those who don't.
  44. There is wireless by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wireless is included. The really funny thing might be this is exactly the player Taco was wanting to see instead of the iPod.

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  45. Name? by mtec · · Score: 4, Funny

    Zune's a name like Tune, (how odd!)
    Just lacks an 'i' and lacks a 'Pod'.

    With marketing and Xbox gloss
    They'll gain a share but take the loss.

    With 40 billion stock bought back
    Ballmer might just dodge the sack.

    But Jobs would say the chance is slim,
    and silhouettes will come for him.

    --
    Cake or Death? Cake Please!
    1. Re:Name? by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1

      iLike your poem, really, yeah,
      But it lacks a mention of a chair.

      Take a chair, or else a stool
      - use it as an airborne tool

      Ballmer really likes to chuck 'em
      Well bugger. I seem to have a case of writer's block. Who'd have thought it.

      --
      Only three things are certain; death, taxes, and apocryphal quotations - Ben Franklin.
  46. Or by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Or like Cop Rock.

    You still sure you want everyone that meets to dance and sing?

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    1. Re:Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes you can play Dorothy Kfg can play thin-man an i can play the Lion or something =)

  47. Oh such a clever site.. by InfraredAD · · Score: 1

    Viral Marketing 101... and it's lame... the comingzune.com site is just a spin off of the 360 marketing me thinks. I hope it fails, miserably. Maybe MS will get a clue and stick to being on the Desktops of (most) cubicles.

  48. will WGA verify that all ipod files are illegal... by hAckz0r · · Score: 1

    ...erase and replace them with M$ versions of same, charge your account for it, and prevent you from reinstalling that nasty "iCounterfitMusic"(TM) ever again. But I am sure "Mr Music/video-clipy" will look real cute dancing on your screen while its blasting away. ;)

  49. Microsoft Re-Designs the Ipod Packaging by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 4, Funny
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    "Speaking the Truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act." -- George Orwell
  50. Sorry to hear that by SuperKendall · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I agree it would be horrible to be stuck in the hospital for weeks with no music. Glad you got better...

    --
    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    1. Re:Sorry to hear that by Naomi_the_butterfly · · Score: 1

      Yes, it was nasty. A couple weeks later I got my dad's old laptop in so had a standing music player - that had no (working) batteries (so couldn't use it anywhere but in bed) - on the other hand, it played videos (friends lent me dvd's and burned stuff).

      I'm mostly better now, though a maaaajor relapse may be on the horizon. Too early to tell - will have to wait and see.

      Thanks!

  51. Competing with the iPod? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, just ask Creative how well that has worked out for them.

  52. MS Confirms New Music Player by Lally+Singh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well, people weren't appreciating the iPod enough, so MS in all their generosity wanted to show people how bad a music player could be.

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  53. A lesson in Hebrew by noamsml · · Score: 5, Funny

    Zune = fuck (noun) in Hebrew.

    1. Re:A lesson in Hebrew by jcr · · Score: 1

      Gee, do you think the first idea they had for a name was "schtup"?

      Note to BG and Monkey-Boy: Seit nicht meshugga.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    2. Re:A lesson in Hebrew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that's wrong.
      You're thinking: "Zi-yun"; two syllables.

    3. Re:A lesson in Hebrew by eshefer · · Score: 3, Funny


      http://herenot.livejournal.com/29371.html

      this is true, and the potential for fun is endless. think of going into an israeli computer store and askeing the worker there (Specificly a female worker) "how much does a fuck cost here?"

    4. Re:A lesson in Hebrew by eshefer · · Score: 1

      in theory you are right, but:

      tune -
      dune -
      mule -

      in practice you are wrong.

    5. Re:A lesson in Hebrew by nidarus · · Score: 1
      I don't get the point.

      The Hebrew word is pronounced "Zee-yun", not "Z'yun".

    6. Re:A lesson in Hebrew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So about 25 million people out of a potential market of 6 billion find the name humourous.

      So what?

      Companies have marketed names before where much, much larger contingents of the world consumer base have found them funny.

      Seriously, the Hebrew-speaking portion of the available market is vanishingly small - it won't have an impact.

    7. Re:A lesson in Hebrew by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      "Zune = fuck (noun) in Hebrew."

      Ballmer, speaking about their portable music player: I'm gonna Zunnin' KILL Apple!

      --
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    8. Re:A lesson in Hebrew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how would you write Z'yun in hebrew? As Z-y-u-n, not as Zoon and not as Zhoon with an apostrophe. And if it's written as Z-y-u-n (f*ck), it will be pronounced as f*ck. Unless Microsoft Israel comes up with some trick to spell it differently.

    9. Re:A lesson in Hebrew by noamsml · · Score: 1

      It's close enough, let us have some fun.

    10. Re:A lesson in Hebrew by eshefer · · Score: 1

      from a marketing perspective you may be right - Xbox360 hasn't officialy launched in israel yet. and the israeli reprisentatives of apple, Yeda, are.. well.. fucking muppets*.

      however you have to agree that this fucking story is, well, fucking amusing.

      * I appologize to kermit and the gang in advance.

    11. Re:A lesson in Hebrew by ailaG · · Score: 1

      They'll probably spell it z-u-n and pronounce it that way, just like people spell iTunes as a-i-t-u-n-s. still, the rest of the world will say "whoa, i got this amazing zune last night.. check it out!"
      and israelis will laugh. just as we do when english speakers tell someone they're mean (sex), or when we yell at each other "die!" (stop, enough).

      ah, the thrills of being bilingual!

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      -= ailaG =-
    12. Re:A lesson in Hebrew by ailaG · · Score: 1

      well, whaddaya know. the original post was marked "funny".

      gee, i wonder what that means.



      p.s. we're less than 25M .. probably less than 25M even if you count fluent hebrew speakers abroad. we just make as much noise as 25M.

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      -= ailaG =-
    13. Re:A lesson in Hebrew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What woman wouldn't melt at such wit? Wear your cleanest Star Wars t-shirt and avoid women packing heat.

    14. Re:A lesson in Hebrew by eshefer · · Score: 1

      indeed. A close second to the folowing line of approach: "my hovercraft is full of eals", "do ya Waunt come back my place bouncy bouncy?" and "if I told you you had a butifull body, would you hold it against me".

    15. Re:A lesson in Hebrew by eshefer · · Score: 1

      nah. we are MUCH noiser then that.

  54. Microsoft copying Google? by ATMD · · Score: 1

    Has anybody noticed the similarity between Microsoft and Google lately? Microsoft seems to be expanding into lots of different areas pretty quickly... kinda like what Google does.

    Maybe they've realised that they can't get by on just a few core businesses forever, so they're taking their own Google Labs approach with the "release fast, fail fast" mantra...

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  55. Slashdot.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You guys on slashdot are getting slower. The real question is "does it run Linux?"

  56. Awesome... by pestilence669 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now my music player can crash just like my Windows desktop and PocketPC smart phone... or overheat like my X-Box 360... or falsely accuse me of pirating like WGA has started doing... or help spread virus outbreaks like Internet Explorer... I can't hardly wait. Damn the iPod and it's crazy similar interface.

  57. WMA and WMV support only? by Necr0s1s · · Score: 1

    As it is a Microsoft product I suppose the only type of media that will be supported is WMA and WMV files if they add video. I'm not really found on converting all the files I have to other formats to get them to work on another device. If Microsoft would stop trying to dominate the world and support other formats I think it would have much more chance of success. Blah... This thing is going to suck, I can already tell.

  58. Not worried by Dash16 · · Score: 0

    Apple to Microsoft: Bring it.

    1. Re:Not worried by I'm+Don+Giovanni · · Score: 1

      Um, what do you mean by, "Not worried"? If your'e an Apple shareholder, I can see that such a statement would make sense, but if you're just a regular consumer, why would the introduction of a new product "worry" you to begin with? Please tell me that you don't identify your own selfworth with Apple's.

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    2. Re:Not worried by Dash16 · · Score: 0

      I am an Apple shareholder, and Apple pays my bills. It's been 9 months since Apple released a new iPod product (5G video launched mid October 2005). I expect we will be seeing something new from Apple before the Zune launches this holiday season. And having sold in excess of 50 million iPods, I don't think Apple is in the least bit worried that Zune is going to steal it's thunder.

    3. Re:Not worried by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your no shareholder, give me a break.

  59. Soon to be released from Scientology, Inc. by eddy · · Score: 1

    The "Zenu"

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    Belief is the currency of delusion.
  60. J Allard by mnemonic_ · · Score: 1

    His first name actually is just "J," yes you can have a single letter as a name. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J_Allard

  61. Will it work with Linux and the Mac? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    Right now I can load music on my ipod from my Linux desktop. Will this play offer the same functionality?

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    1. Re:Will it work with Linux and the Mac? by Fross · · Score: 1

      that question is totally irrelevant. i hope you don't honestly think the microsoft cares one jot about anyone who isn't running windows?

      luckily for them, that's like 98% of their target market.

    2. Re:Will it work with Linux and the Mac? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      "that question is totally irrelevant. i hope you don't honestly think the microsoft cares one jot about anyone who isn't running windows?

      luckily for them, that's like 98% of their target market."

      98% today... 95% tomorrow... 80%....
      Yea so the argument that Microsoft wants you to have a choice will ring so true in everyone's ears. Apple is evil since they will not let you buy music from other stores. Microsoft is good because you are free to give you money to Microsoft in so many different ways.
      The thing is both my wife and do use windows. We also use Linux. And she really wants to buy a powerbook.
      Maybe they should care a bit more.

      --
      See my blog http://ilovecookes.blogspot.com/ for light hearted technical information.
  62. Just imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...a Beowoulf of these.

    Oh, it's Micro$oft stuff, nevermind, fu*k it.

  63. Top 10 rejeted names for Zune: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    10) iPLOD

    9) why-POD

    8) quickbeforegoogledoesit-box

    7) door-stop

    6) asx-box

    5) metoo-box

    4) $10billioninvestedandweonlysoldadozenpod

    3) cash-box

    2) willsuckuntil3.0-POD

    And the number one rejected name for Zune:

    AllYouBase-Box

  64. My spin on things. by Arimus · · Score: 1

    Take the i of iPod as being I so you could say that iPod == my pod == my music.

    Now with M$'s view of the world I suggest oZune == our zune == our (not yours) music - protected by some nice (not) DRM system which will only allow tunes downloaded from what ever store system M$ setup. Attempt to install any music not from M$'s approved vendors and next you connect the device to your PC it will phone home and tell tales on you.

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  65. hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Zen + iTunes = Zune?

  66. Dear Microsoft, by stevobi · · Score: 1, Troll

    Stop doing this, you greedy, opportunistic bastards. We're tired of you riding on other companies' coattails, then tackling them and making them walk at your glacial pace. Some of us are simply fascinated by computing and would like nothing more than for you to go away and leave us alone.

  67. Wishing them their usual success by metamatic · · Score: 2

    I hope it's as successful and lucrative as the Xbox.

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    1. Re:Wishing them their usual success by speculatrix · · Score: 1

      I hope it's as successful and lucrative as the Xbox.
      You must be running Windows as it posted the above instead of what you typed:
      I hope it's as hackable and cheap as the Xbox.

  68. Microsoft's Success Obsession by TheZorch · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Microsoft is obsessed with success. They can't stant it when anyone else is a success in a certain market that they aren't a part of, so what do they do? They dive head first into that market without any care for the consequences (eg. XBox, Origami, Windows LIVE, etc).

    They are a software company, Google is a search engine/web advertising company. What does Microsoft do? They get into the search engine/web advertising business and directly target Google. They jumped into the game console business because Sony was success at it, and now they are taking on the iPod. I see a disturbing trend here. Microsoft is spreading itself thin here "like too little butter spread over too much bread" quoting Bilbo from LOTR. They gotten into to many different markets and now they are getting into the MP3 player/online music store business. Not to mention they are going up against a seemingly unstoppable powerhouse; iPod+iTunes.

    The company is faultering, they are under severe preassure from the EU over anti-trust violations, Windows Vista will now be 2 years late and will not have all of the features they promised, they are loosing millions on the XBox 360 project, and they are swiftly loosing users of their staple software ei; MS Office and Internet Explorer to the likes of Open Office, Firefox and Opera.

    Microsoft needs to go back to what they once were, a software company and stop trying to be a do it all business. No one corporation can be in all markets at once, Microsoft is trying, but it will ultimately be their undoing.

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    thezorch@gmail.com
    http://thezorch.googlepages.com/home
    1. Re:Microsoft's Success Obsession by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, I was under the impression that effectivley searching the web was a software problem. And the creating games is a software problem...

    2. Re:Microsoft's Success Obsession by JFMulder · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is a platform driven company. Their business is around controlling platforms. WHat Sony and Apple and all these other companies like Google or the Linux movement are all proposing platforms where Microsoft has no control. They simply want their platform to be the standard.

    3. Re:Microsoft's Success Obsession by monoqlith · · Score: 3, Interesting

      and protein folding, rocket engineering, and military battlefield simulations, and automobile computers, and telephone switching, and cell phone software - woah...practically everything in the economy nowadays involves a software problem.......does that mean Microsoft should be dominating all those software markets too? The consumer market for software is not just one industry, but many industries.

      Sure, Microsoft is shrewd at annhilating competition sometimes. But the beauty of capitalism is that even though every transaction is ultimately motivated by self-interest, each transaction benefits both sides - the buyer and the seller - not just the seller. And with the kind of dirty attitude Microsoft displays, it appears that the company views the consumer as a means to an end, not an end in itself. They are not concerned with the interests of the consumer. If they were, they wouldn't be so hell-bent on destroying Google. Rather, they would observe that Google is good at what it does, and so a) they should either stay out of the enterprise search business altogether or 2) try to keep healthy competition with Google alive so as to serve the costumers along with themselves. And I'm not talking the kind of lop-sided competition Microsoft forced Apple into during the 90's.

      Unfortunately, this kind of equanimous attitude doesn't really play a role among corporate strategists, and hasn't for quite some time. Instead, the prevailing attitude seems to be: overwhelm your opponents so they die; enter new markets and conquer them; don't do *one* thing really well - do many things moderately well, or even poorly. Eventually this kind of attitude is not meaningfully different from a conspiracy against the consumer. It's sad that this is the way it's going, not just with Microsoft but with other corporate giants. The whole point of the antitrust ruling and antitrust legislation was to stop this kind of behavior.

      And I think that this behavior has its origin in a kind of slave morality that entrepeneurs have. The market is hard to survive in. Businesses start off small. They have fight their way tooth and nail to the top. But once they get there, they should shift their attitude to one commensurate with their new situation. After all, they are no longer in an environment where the market is a threatening force. They are no longer burdened by the possibility of extinction. However, you see it over and over again: people, having achieved power, fail to shift their attitude. In some sense, they still view themselves as the little guy, threatened by competition. They need to keep expanding into new markets, because if they don't they will be crushed. There is some very basic confusion going on, and it's built in to the way corporations are structured - executives are hired and fired based on their ability to devise new ways to crush competition. If they fail to return staggering growth, they are gone.

      Unfettered growth for a select few corporations doesn't help anyone. It stifles innovation, obstructs the free market, and skews the overall composition of our society against the individual.

    4. Re:Microsoft's Success Obsession by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is a company comprised of individuals with a preponderance of their net wealth wrapped up in MSFT. The MSFT stock price is more important than any Microsoft product. Microsoft has two ridiculously profitable products, Windows and Office, that have both saturated their respective markets, and yet the stock is still priced as if it were a growth stock. Microsoft also has a huge pile of money.

      Put all that together and you have a company that can't help but get into any business that is remotely related to its core Windows and MS Office businesses. Microsoft has more than enough money to get into any business, and so it simply waits for a competitor to come across a business with high enough profit margins to make breaking into the business worth Microsoft's while. It then cobbles something together, ties it to either Windows or MS Office, and markets the heck out of it. Microsoft does this because ten percent growth means that Microsoft's stock is hugely overvalued. Microsoft either has to bust into some of these emerging markets, or billions of dollars of MSFT value with disappear.

    5. Re:Microsoft's Success Obsession by noidentity · · Score: 1

      "Microsoft is spreading itself thin here "like too little butter spread over too much bread" quoting Bilbo from LOTR."

      I'm totally off-topic here, but that saying is redundant. The most common one is "at the wrong place at the wrong time". It's redundant because what's really meant is "at the wrong place" or "there at the wrong time". If you're at the wrong place, how can there even be a right time? So it's actually nonsense. Your example would be "too little butter spread over the bread" or "too much bread for the amount of butter used". If there's too much bread, then there can't ever be enough butter (or else there wouldn't be too much bread), so it's also redundant.

      Plase don't yell at me, I just get really irked by this saying and similar. Anyway, this is Slashdot where we can get technical. :)

    6. Re:Microsoft's Success Obsession by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Unfortunately, this kind of equanimous attitude doesn't really play a role among corporate strategists, and hasn't for quite some time. Instead, the prevailing attitude seems to be: overwhelm your opponents so they die; enter new markets and conquer them; don't do *one* thing really well - do many things moderately well, or even poorly."

      How did the topic turn to Internet Explorer?

  69. Re:Zune?... How about the Mici? by Kenshin · · Score: 1

    There's a definite pronunciation problem there.

    The average person wouldn't know to pronounce it that. "Missy?" "Meesy?"

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    Does it make you happy you're so strange?

  70. MS got a Zune! Just before the Big Date, too! by atrocious+cowpat · · Score: 0, Troll

    Oh dear... what to do, what to do?

    My personal recommendation: wait for the Zune to grow... don't panic. When the Zune develops a head: squeeze the Zune for all it's worth and then forget about it. You may try to plaster the Zune over with a layer of FUD, but that will usually only slow down the healing process.

    [Rimshot] I'll be here all week. Try the buffet... if you must.

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  71. from engadget.com by MS_Word · · Score: 2, Informative

    Interesting points to discuss from engadget.com

    What we know (for sure)

            * Zune is the name of the project, the brand, and the device.
            * The first Zune device will be launched this year, with more devices to come in 2007.
            * The Zune brand encompasses not only the device, but the software that will drive it, as well as a music, movie, and media service the Zune device family will use for acquiring, sharing, and discovery of said media. Music will be the first angle of service that is launched, "connected entertainment" being the ultimate goal.
            * The Zune media service will heavily leverage community aspects and recommendation; emphasis is being placed on using Zune to discover new artists, media, etc.
            * The Zune media device will be drive-based, and have WiFi.
            * The Zune brand is intended to be an entirely vertically integrated end-to-end solution, not unlike the iPod / iTunes / iTunes Music Store triumvirate.
            * The service and device will not be PlaysForSure compliant, meaning you will not be able to use your Zune player with Napster or Vongo, for example. This will be an entirely new system. Microsoft will continue to support and develop for their PlaysForSure initiative, but all things PlaysForSure are handled by two entirely separate division that will not have any crossover.
            * Zune is under Microsoft's new Entertainment & Devices Division, and is headed by, among others, Robbie Bach, J Allard (Corporate Vice President and Chief XNA Architect), and Bryan Lee (Corporate Vice President and CFO, Entertainment and Devices Division), which accounts for the division of this project from the rest of Microsoft, similar to how the Xbox project was also strictly separated.
            * The logo we had is, of course, real.
            * Microsoft's launched the Zune's viral marketing site. [Thanks, bv]

    What we think we know (and are pretty sure of)

            * They'll be showing off the device by the end of next month, and will aim for a November release.
            * Microsoft will buy your way out of iTunes in order to convert you to a Zune user.
            * The Zune will come in multiple colors.
            * Pyxis is the codename for their nano competitor which would also include video capabilities; Alexandria is the codename for the software that powers the Zune experience.
            * A Microsoft portable gaming system is in the works, and will be a part of the Zune family. This device should have Xbox Live Anywhere integration. This may or may not be an Xbox co-branded portable, but is probably going to be the portable gaming / media device we've been hearing about for years.
            * Microsoft's ad campaign will include a Super Bowl commercial.
            * The Zune will have a bevy of accessories at launch; it'll probably be cheaper for accessory makers to develop for the Zune port than pay the Made For iPod tax.

    What we don't yet know

            * Whether the Zune media service will offer the same kind of all-you-can-eat subscription media services as PlaysForSure media services like Napster and Vongo. Supposedly subscription will be offered, but downplayed in favor of song purchase (which is the opposite of most PlaysForSure services).
            * Whether you'll actually only be limited to sharing with up to 10 people nearby, as rumored, and that they won't get the protected files, but will "bookmark" them for later purchase.
            * Exact device specifications for the first Zune device, as well as its price (though we hear it could be as much as $399).
            * Whether it'll include XM and/or Sirius service as rumored (we doubt it).

    1. Re:from engadget.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      * Microsoft's launched the Zune's viral marketing site.

      Dear god how they are shooting themselves in the foot there.

      http://www.comingzune.com/

      And I already hate the casual term "viral" marketing, as a noun for just doing something on dumb folks, not as an adjective describing an accomplishment...

      The only thing "viral" about this piss-poor campaign is that it makes one think of diseases you contract from excessive stroking of lab bunnies.

      This is supposed to be "artsy"? "Hip and cool"? "Different and eye-catching"? Please hire somebody competent to design the campaign next time... you know, somebody with some sense of style.

      So far you have half destroyed any chance of "Zune" beign associated with cool in the eyes of the youth -- while looking completely weird to the baby boomers, the largest iPod buyer group. Yeah, keep up the good work.

      (Sundays at /. we hate M$, so today I'm hoping this thing tanks.)

  72. My Prediction! by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 2

    The MS Zune will combine the profitability of the Xbox with the marketshare of MS Origami.

    Just my 2 cents.....

    Does anyone feel like watching MS and the music business is like watching a bad fantasy drama? MS's henchman/proxies (WMPlayer devices) have failed to defeat the hero, iPod, and the balding, fat, but still competent with a rapier evil king gets up out of his throne huffing and puffing, yelling, "Not this time! I'll deal with you myself!"

    Of course, we know how this swordfight ends in the movies. We'll see how it plays in the MP3 market. With any luck, we'll see the EU bust open Microsoft's Windows Media DRM, similar to what it did with FairPlay.

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  73. An MS mouse gave an error on install. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    We buy no name optical mice, with no extra buttons, for $4.75 at Fry's, and use software from LogiTech, if a LogiTech mouse has failed and is being replaced.

    Last time I tried to install a Microsoft mouse, maybe 3 years ago, there was a software error.

  74. Microsoft has needed a monopoly to make money. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    I wasn't worried about who copies who. I was only commenting that Microsoft efforts are usually not successful unless they are part of Microsoft's temporarily effective monopoly. Microsoft has not been able to compete on the merits, only through an adversarial situation.

  75. Add-on extension by DaveM753 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Clippy(TM) for Zune:

    "It looks like you are trying to play an iPod file. Would you like me to delete it?"

  76. Test by fishthegeek · · Score: 1

    Please take this test to ascertain Microsofts chances of success. 1. Microsoft is to HIP as a) TOAST is to LEMONS b) SCO is to PROFITABLE c) HONDA is to MOLD d) ALL THE ABOVE

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  77. What ever happened to ON THE MERITS? by garote · · Score: 1

    Ahhh, the Slashdot conversational style. Throw a bunch of stereotypes at the previous comment, and see which one sticks.

  78. atleast a crashing MS-zunePod won't sink a ship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The Crown Princess listed ~15 degrees when some mysterious flaw caused the ships rudder to flip to one side... This is the 2nd time something like this has happened and seeing how much Princess Cruises has Windows all over those newer ships, it make me wonder if someone rebooted the helm control system when this happened?

    http://www.cruisejunkie.com/events.html

    Back to Zune, Zune will suck like every other Micrsoft product but they'll pay people to use it until the initial market leader is drown out of business.

  79. Re:Digital Restrictions Management? by FlameSnyper · · Score: 1

    I was not aware of that. I had understood the iPOD would only play DRM iTunes music.

    Wow.

    The whole point of the iPod was that you could listen to all of your existing mp3s -- and then buy your new music from the iTunes Music Store.

    Oh, and by the way, iTunes really makes it easy to rip your own CDs, even if you hadn't already created your own mp3s. And it even supports converting to mp3 out of the box. Of course it's set to Apple's AAC format rather than mp3 by default, but hey.

    And the iPod still doesn't support the ogg format, but neither do most other portable players.

  80. will it run ... ? by radarsat1 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What, no one has asked yet whether it will run Linux? :)
    I wonder what processor it will use...

  81. I want it to not suck by Infonaut · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The iPod has been at the top of the heap for a long time now, for good reason. They have created a seamless hardware/software experience that makes digital music easy enough for non gearheads to understand and enjoy. I have a 10Gb iPod and a shuffle, and use both all the time. They're excellent products, and they've changed the way I listen to music. In fact, the RIAA has even made more money off of me than they would have before, because I buy more music now.

    Apple has done a lot right with the iPod/iTunes combo, but it's not a perfect combination just yet. Managing libraries across different computers and different users isn't as easy as it should be, for example. But in a larger sense, I get a bit nervous any time a single company dominates a market. Microsoft's operating system dominance has helped in many ways, but has also arguably hindered to an even larger degree. After it gobbled up Macromedia, Adobe is pretty much the only commercial game in town for graphic design software, Quark being the lone holdout of note, and they're essentially a one-product company. I don't like shelling out big bucks for Adobe product updates as I wonder if their prices would be cheaper and the software would be better if they had some serious competition.

    The same is true for Apple. They've done an excellent job so far, and I want them to keep improving the iPod/iTunes combination. They *need* competition to keep them hungry, and when they're hungry, it's better for consumers like me.

    I don't think Microsoft will be able to unseat Apple from the digital music throne, but if Microsoft blows this one it won't necessarily be beneficial for the digital music market in the long term.

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  82. Open mike poetry night on Slashdot by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    Zune owner: "Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold. Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world. The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere the ceremony of innocence is drowned."

    MS Tech Help Line: "Um, could you be more specific about the problem, sir?"

    Zune owner: "But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams."

    MS Tech Help Line: "Yeah... yeah. Uh, is your Microsoft Zune[TM] device charged?"

    Zune owner: "Wow. I actually *heard* you say [TM]! Do they train you to do that?"

    MS Tech Help Line: "Yes, sir or madam."

    1. Re:Open mike poetry night on Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chinua? Is that you?

  83. Mazda partnership by Basehart · · Score: 1

    Zoom, Zoom, Zoom while you fondle your Zune, Zune, Zune!

  84. Thankyou for not calling it... by Minshu · · Score: 1

    Another goddamn "iPod Killer". I'm sick to death of seeing that term. Here, lets give the iPod more uneeded attention by claiming each new device to be a possible "killer" of this mystical music god of portable mp3 players... (Looking at my Google homepage with the news headlines I have up, and I see "iPod Killer" in every single damn headline about this thing, except this one. THANKYOU for not being a puppet.

  85. Zune? by DosFish · · Score: 1

    what a ugly name! what not just call it WMP or Windows Media Player?

  86. Re:Not quite the processor wars... (GOOD GUYS? ) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait... Apple's the good guy? Apple's doing their best to ruin the internet and the world. Let's bundle stuffit in some idiotic move that prevents interop with the rest of the planet. Then let's stop and not really offer any compression utility that morons can use (gzip doesn't count since morons can't use it and only morons buy Macs). Ooh, ooh, then let's bundle Safari and introduce a THIRD major browser that is arguably worse than IE when there's a very clear choice standing right there trying to make a run at the market.

    Oh, and let's lie to our customers nonstop about OS advanced-ness, hardware speed and everything else! And has anyone actually tried to use iTunes?

    Apple sucks and I hope someone kills their last unique thing. It'd be nice if it weren't microsoft, but I'll take what I can get.

  87. Riiiight by mugnyte · · Score: 1


      Wireless is sexy, but not sure if it'll beat firewire/USB2.0. That said, media at the GB level is a huge bandwidth issue, and I for one do not want to drop "out of range" while transferring.

        Like most of their value-added attempts, MS is attempting not so much innovation, but integration of modern concepts into a unified machine. Folks are always pushing this boundary, and when marketing speaks before a beta is out, customers usually burn money.

        Then of course, we'll have a licensed provider market for content under MS DRM. Fun! I totally expect Apple to begin the same (perhaps they have, I'm out of the loop). Then of course, I get mad skills writing a Apple/MS crossover hack, then (4) profit! Content agnosticism again pushed lower, propping up the Old Ways. We're going to need a desktop tool for stripping all the DRM out these user-owned files.

    1. Re:Riiiight by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      I'll summarize it for you - if batteries last long enough, consumers would rather charge a device than replace batteries.

      I'll summarize it for you - batteries do not last forever. Rechargable batteries have a maximum number of charge cycles and if you don't follow the usage profile perfectly than they will actually have far fewer than that.

      I won't buy a device that won't outlast the battery charge profile, and the correlary is that I need to be able to replace the batteries when they go. Sure, I can do it, but it's a huge hassle, and it's one of the things that's been most influential in my decision not to buy one.

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  88. How's this...? by mtec · · Score: 1

    Take a chair, or else a stool
    - use it as an airborne tool

    Flying wood will gain respect
    unless the chair does Bill connect

    Oh! Fat and bald and stiff legged jester!
    Who looks so much like Uncle Fester...

    When your job compels to toss
    perhaps you shouldn't be the boss!

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    Cake or Death? Cake Please!
  89. Just Like and iPod..... by KU_Fletch · · Score: 1

    ...except for the fact that the interface will probably be clunkier (innovative!), the software will run slower and be full of the usual microsoft bloatware and security holes (integration!), and the overall user experience will be so unfocused that average consumers will be lost (powerful!).

    We've seen this all from Microsoft before, and we all know where it's headed. They'll win marketshare by pure attrition. They've got the money to stay in long term which means instead of eating at Apple's marketshare, they'll kill off their "partners" who spent the last 5 years putting products into the market doing all the initial testing for MS. Now MS can come in with a service that offers per track pricing as well as all-you-can-download rentals and a device that plays MS's format they spent so long licensing to other people. All those "partners" are suddenly in the cold because nobody really needs their players or services now that MS has the whole bag in one package.

    Microsoft's flaw so far has been really weak software. It will be interesting to see if they roll out something new that isn't WMP. I've yet to meet anybody who actually prefers to use WMP given the choice. It's clunky. It hogs system resources. The music store is a joke. It throws ads at you nonstop if you try to use it's media library feature. It doesn't organize your albums anywhere as nicely as iTunes does. And let's not forget the fact that it's almost as bad for security as IE is.

    Oh well, at least Microsoft finally has all of it's cards on the table. It should be interesting to see what the next big iPod/iTunes announcement will be. Fullscreen iPod with touch screen capability? Increased video playback? Movie rentals? Movie purchases? Wifi/Bluetooth? All of the above? Now that Microsoft has been nice enough to show where it is going, Apple's got time to do it first or at least do it better. And if MS is planning on a big Superbowl ad campaign, how much do you want to bet Apple will field a commercial later during the game taking a few shots at MS?

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  90. Incompatible with PlaysForSure by calstraycat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    According to this article, the music service and player will be incompatible with Microsoft's own PlayForSure format. So, Microsoft is planning to open a music store that sells music that is not only incompatible with the market-leading iPod, but also with every other mp3 player on the market today.

    Does this strike anyone else as completely insane? With Napster, Yahoo, Creative, SanDisk, etc. already losing money competing with iTunes/iPod, does Microsoft really believe it can come into the market at this late with yet a third proprietary format and gain any traction at all? Is this move another sign of their arrogant belief they can do in every other market what the did in the PC space? Or, is it just desperation?

    Does anyone here on Slashdot believe they can succeed with this strategy?

    1. Re:Incompatible with PlaysForSure by Yvan256 · · Score: 1
      According to this article, the music service and player will be incompatible with Microsoft's own PlayForSure format.

      I smell a merger between Microsoft and Sony. ;-) /duck
    2. Re:Incompatible with PlaysForSure by esmrg · · Score: 1

      Well, there was the unfortunate success of wma.

    3. Re:Incompatible with PlaysForSure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excel programming is ... significant?

      Like 0.000000001 centimeters

      Yeah, I imagine someone lying on their deathbed thinking, "Man, I sure kicked some ass with Excel."

  91. Re:Nope by mpapet · · Score: 1

    Doesn't work like that. Consumers don't know and don't trust iRiver, Zen... If the price is right, who needs trust.

    I used to have to comb through all of the market research on PC peripherals. Everytime Microsoft OEM'd something the top-3 leaders lost major revenue and units.

    Every time.

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  92. Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're exactly right. Make a browser? MS makes a browser. Make a spreadsheet? MS makes a spreadsheet.

    Lather, rinse, repeat.

  93. Microsoft makes the whole widget by skingers6894 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...so the "we make the software and you guys make the hardware" thing not working out so well in this market?

  94. Have weapons investments, recommend killing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's see... Bush goes to bed early, so you must be Cheney. Or someone else with weapons investments.

  95. Its Wikipedia article by Jugalator · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There's already a Wikipedia article covering this a bit, including a prototype picture. Not only is it very iPod-looking, but given that prototypes tend to be slick artist concept work often looking better than the end product, I'm not really impressed. :-/ Comparison picture as a reminder of what they're dealing with. Sure, it's just a prototype, but it simply can't look anything like that. :-p

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  96. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  97. Zune by dweebzilla · · Score: 1

    What a great name, let's use it in a sentence

    I'm sure quite Zune after buying the thing you will have a few revelations.

    Zune you will wish you bought an ipod.
    Zune, I will crash hard and not recover.
    Zune, you will tire of my endless feature set and pawn me off on your nephew.

    I really need to get out more often, perhaps Zune I will. (To go buy an ipod)

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    Get your tagline off my lawn.
  98. Bunny? by GeorgeFitch3 · · Score: 1

    http://comingzune.com/

    Enough of the stupid viril marketing hype already; a crappy bunny animation does not make me interested in your product, Microsoft.

    Please just show me the damn product and tell me why it is better than the iPod.

    I too would like to see this product succeed and be a real competition to Apple's iPod.

  99. Another Zune by twitter · · Score: 1
    "Zune is the Aros version of the "Magic User Interface" (or MUI) which was a shareware app on the classic Amiga systems that allowed you to change the entire look of the OS."

    Not even Amiga is spared their crap.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  100. Man! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right up the pooper!

  101. Some links by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:Some links by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

      You forgot the best link of all...twitter's wife. She looks like she crashed into the ugly tree. Twitter must be desperate, altho he probably put off all those other girls with his constant bollocks about not opening up their pussies and condom$ being evil.

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  102. That would exceed expectations. by twitter · · Score: 1
    Does this mean they'll spend $6 billion on it and end up capturing 23% of the market? Because this team is really, really good at that.

    I doubt anyone will use this shit. The music companies and M$ have been unable to get students to use their crappy DRM music on M$ systems, even after extorting schools to pay fees for it, even though the cost to use the service was zero, even after giving away players, even enjoying greater than 70% OS pentration so it would "work for sure". The chance of getting people to actually pay for a service they don't think is a good deal when "free" are zero.

    People don't want what M$ has to offer. The don't want music which requires software that screws up their computer. They don't want music that they can't share, even with themselves and they don't want to constantly pay for what they are used to owning. It's a huge step backward from analog and people are not going that direction. DRM is not going to work out in general and the Microsoft way has already failed spectacularly.

    Rockbox, one day, might be able to Purge your Zune.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:That would exceed expectations. by jimicus · · Score: 1

      DRM is not going to work out in general and the Microsoft way has already failed spectacularly.

      You'd better tell Apple to go close the iTunes music store then, as it will never work.

    2. Re:That would exceed expectations. by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

      Rockbox, one day, might be able to Purge your Zune.

      Looking at your wife makes my stomach purge itself.

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  103. When will then be now..? by neuro.slug · · Score: 1

    In regards to Microsoft's "innovation" timeline:

    Dark Ballmer: When will then be now?
    Robbie: Zune.

  104. Riiiight by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The 'sealed battery' iPod is an indication that:

    1. Apple doesn't have a particulary good design staff.
    2. They're cheap with their products.


    3. Apple knows when to break the "rules" of design for good effect.

    Do you think Apple has sold tens of millions of iPods because of, or in spite of, design. That is an obvious design area that someone obviously conciously made a choice on, what makes you think that feature was not meant as a positive feature for users like the others?

    I'll summarize it for you - if batteries last long enough, consumers would rather charge a device than replace batteries. The choice to allow for easy user extraction of batteries also leads to design compromises in the case because you must now allow for a door. It also allows kids to take batteries out and loose them.

    In short, I think Apple may know something you are not thinking about.

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  105. Allow me to be the first to say... by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

    Welcome, Microsoft. Seriously.

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  106. Predictions: by crhylove · · Score: 2, Insightful

    MS will do one of two things:

    Enter the market with a solid piece of hardware that plays mp3s and doesn't require any drivers or DRM to hook up to a computer (with any OS), and then precede to dominate the market.

    Enter the market with a sub-par piece of hardware that is barely as good as an ipod, and has their own wmv DRM on it, and then precede to flop in yet another market.

    I'll take bets for either scenario.

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  107. Links by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  108. microsoft is the new ibm by mcneely.mike · · Score: 1

    no matter what they do from now on, Microsoft is going down... not out, but down.

    People used to say that IBM was unbeatable, and now they are not what they were.

    People say that Microsoft is unbeatable, but Apple is taking them down in many areas and gnu/linux/apache is taking them down in many more. Lately all they have been able to do is flounder around flapping their mouths and throwing chairs, promising this that and everything else and then announcing another delay.

    I see the fog settling in and the icebergs are coming. I see a big, 'unsinkable' ship.
    My crystal ball sees a much smaller Microsoft, my 8 ball says 'ask again later', and my Ballmers are getting kicked in.

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  109. Zune? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't like it.
    I vote for "meTune".

  110. entertainments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you shouldn't worry, neither apple nor MS is going to take away your wrestling or nascar or lock you in or out.

  111. Battery life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Supposededly good. The comparison was lame. Cnet has a review, the devices achilies heel is the battery life if awfull (aprox 10 hrs music/2 hour video)

  112. Microsoft also announces... by woohootoo · · Score: 1

    ...that they will be opening a chain of coffee shops to compete with Starbucks and fast food restaurants to compete with McDonalds. The sterling reputation of their company and their outstanding brand recognition will, I'm sure, ensure their success.

  113. Microsoft should keep their big trap shut by LordRobin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's the big difference between Apple and Microsoft. Apple keeps a tight rein on all information until the day they spring the finished and available product on the unexpecting masses. Microsoft leaks, leaks, leaks, building up hype that the actual product inevitable fails to live up to. Leaking makes sense when you own a market and can freeze competitors' sales via FUD and vaporware announcements. It's idiotic when you're a distant back-marker and are just giving Apple the information they need to make Microsoft's product irrelevant before they even release it. ------RM

  114. Re:Zune?... How about the Mici? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    There's a definite pronunciation problem there.

    So just add a pronunciation note. The first 'i' is pronounced like the ii in Viiv and the second 'i' is pronounced like the ii in Wii. What could be simpler?

  115. Pretty much right where they are now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or do you buy into the dumbass myth that Apple invented the MP3 player?

    1. Re:Pretty much right where they are now. by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Apple may not have always been pioneers historically, but they've often had the best implementation which has popularised a given technology.

      And Microsoft is extremely good at jumping on what it perceives to be a popular technology bandwagon.

    2. Re:Pretty much right where they are now. by vistic · · Score: 1

      Apple didn't invent the mouse, quality printing, GUI, MP3 player, 3.5" floppies, online music store, the modern standard location for the keyboard on a laptop computer, or a host of other things i may be forgetting... but they did make it popular... and none of these things may have ever caught on in a big way if apple had not stepped forward.

      we might still be using keyboards (only) with MS-DOS XP 2003 Server, printing on green striped paper that has holes on the sides and wakes the neighbors, loading music to our crappy nomad mp3 players.

      without apple, who would have been microsofts reason to push forward new technologies? and if it was left to MS alone to decide where to take computing, what would they have come up with?

      i shudder to think what the computer would be like today without apple.

  116. What about content? by geoff+lane · · Score: 1

    Knowing Microzoftz liking to own the content (or at least partner rather than license) can we expect a take over of Zony in the near future?

    Microzoft-Zony -- a marriage made in DRM-even.

  117. They are not a software company by Epeeist · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > They are a software company

    No they aren't. They are a marketing company that just happens to produce software.

  118. Nuclear war! by payndz · · Score: 1

    So MS are now directly attacking Apple's most successful market. That "taking food from our plate" quote from MS against Google a week or so back cuts both ways, you know. How long before Apple decides to retaliate with a direct attack on Microsoft's market, say by incorporating a virtualisation layer into OS X that lets you run Windows software - without needing to buy a copy of Windows?

    That would probably lead to all-out nuclear war between the two companies. And it would be mutually assured destruction in the long term, because without Apple, Microsoft would have no R&D department... :p

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  119. Which Christmas??? by someone1234 · · Score: 1

    Microsoft forgot to disclose this important information.

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  120. iPod-killer by zo1dberg · · Score: 1

    ... will also try to replicate Apple's simple approach to providing an integrated, seamless ecosystem for digital media is seen as the key to its success with iPod/iTunes...

    So, does this mean DRM, low quality wma-files, and dependancy on WMP? I guess it does, as they are targeting the iPod. Then again, I never wanted an iPod either.

    But what if Microsoft would release a player with support for Vorbis and Flac, with great sound quality and a powerful equalizer, that you could just drag songs to from Windows Explorer (or any file manager)? Would that mean we should start preparing for the release of DNF, too?

  121. I don't doubt Microsoft's ability to lose money. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    Xbox has not been successful at making a profit. I don't doubt Microsoft's ability to lose money. Here's an April 28, 2006 story I found through a quick Google search: 3.2 million Xbox 360s shipped, $388 million in losses

  122. Selling digital music is not working in general. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Most people have filled their players with ripped music from their CDs or downladed or shared it(legaly or otehrwise).

    The amount of music sold is very small in comparison.

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  123. RIAA back in control. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Most likely MS shop will have the same recordings available in broad terms as iTunes, this would mean, esteemed geeks, that the RIAA could play both comapnies against each other and laugh all the way to the bank.

    Now, if each shop has exclusive deals that work with one player and not the other, we may have a debacle for the whole idea of digital music.

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  124. Grow up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think of the social impact too-- a girl on a subway giving you a little smile and pointing to her iPod as she listens to your shared playlist

    This adolescent fantasy of yours--that your taste in music is going to get you anywhere with the girls--will NEVER be fulfilled. Try making some music. When you're up on stage with your guitar is when a girl in front row will give you a little smile and flash you her boobs as she listens to your riffs.

  125. Missing buttons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [Yes] [Delete] [Reboot]

  126. Here's an important question: by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

    Will Microsoft license their new player technology for third party hardware and software support?

    We should ask this question because if the likes of Creative Labs, iRiver, Samsung, Sandisk, Philips, etc. can license the technology of Microsoft's new player it could end up being a lot more formidable challenge to Apple than you think. Of course, I expect the legal online music download sites that support DRM-controlled .WMA files to offer support for this new technology, too.

    By the way, expect the new player to support .MP3 format, mostly because podcasts usually use the .MP3 format.

  127. Person I most don't want to be right now: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    J. Allard

  128. This won't go anywhere by AngryDill · · Score: 1
    ...in a belated attempt to challenge the dominance of Apple Computer Inc.'s iPod player

    I'm sure it won't go anywhere. Just like their belated attempts to challenge the dominance of Lotus 123, Netscape Navigator, and RealPlayer.

    ...hey, wait a minute!

    -a.d.-

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  129. Translated from Swahili, "Zune" means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..."wet dream".

  130. Is too by fm6 · · Score: 1

    Lots of devices use Microsoft software, including thin clients, cash registers, copying machines, and those horrible self-service checkout machines most libraries use nowadays. None of them are considered "from Microsoft" because Microsoft didn't make them. Indeed Microsoft probably didn't even "do the software" for the Gigabeat. More likely they just licensed Windows CE to Toshiba, whose own engineers wrote the application code. That's usually how it works with embedded: you license an embeddable OS, then write an application on top of it.

    1. Re:Is too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Portable Media Center based devices like the Toshiba Gigabeat S are in the Windows Mobile family. Think PocketPC not cash registers, copying machines, etc.

  131. Vista==Shit !! by copdk4 · · Score: 1

    I dont know if these are funny coincidences but M$ is selecting all "dirty" names from different languages around the world.
    Vista==Shit in a Indian language

  132. Re:Oh you iPod fanboys! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and you wear your PDA/ cellphone on a belt holster, right? You silly, silly, man.

  133. There is no iPod by Aexia · · Score: 1

    There is only Zune.

  134. RIIA seems to love it though... by duden · · Score: 1

    There's an interview in Billboard with Microsoft's new GM of marketing on this Quote:
    ...music industry executives have expressed frustration at [Apple's] my-way-or-the-highway tactics. Competition means more opportunities to sell digital music in ways Apple won't allow. For instance, Microsoft is more open to variable pricing, whereas Apple is not.
    Variable Prices? Hmm...wonder if that would mean higher or lower cost! Would someone please tell the labels that their market have changed and they need to be happy to be around at all? Higer prices might just get some of us back to the popular, fixed price, market contenders known as P2P. Support independent artists!!

  135. Holy (fill in the blank) Batman! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > a girl on a subway giving you a little smile and pointing to her iPod as she listens to your shared playlist

    Ahhh ... well ... yes - the next killer app. This is why the iPod is my favorite sex toy.

    You know those little ear bud things? One in her ear, one in yours, the iPod under the pillow.

    Try it some time.

    [And in case you're wondering - yes the lead b/n the two earpieces is just long enough for most anything you want to do]

  136. Try the competition then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm willing to try the competition

    There's iRiver, Creative, heck maybe even the original MPMan around. Please to try one of them, no need to wait for when this "Zune" launches. (I know that much Hebrew... pretty funny for a product name choice.)

    Hopefully you aren't saying that Microsoft is the only competition, or that they somehow excel over others at designing simple elegant gadgets that just work... You didn't, I'm just hoping you didn't mean to either :)

    (While Microsoft keyboards and mice are actually pretty good, they weren't originally designed by them, and I'm not sure who manufactures them today. The original Xbox was a butt-ugly box but the 360 looks okay. And over at their main business (software) they have some history at cramming every feature in and letting the user sort out the resulting mess of an interface.)

    That said, I've never owned an iPod, so you have more experience of them. Sorry to hear it's been that bad -- it's completely understandable you want to switch...

    1. Re:Try the competition then by Naomi_the_butterfly · · Score: 1

      no, of course not, but I was assuming that the msoft media store would be zune-only. Anyway, "Zune" means nothing in Israel.

      Naomi, in Jerusalem, Israel ;)

  137. "Microsoft Hardware" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Furthermore, the mice are made in a factory with a big "Microsoft" sign on top, and they have been designed by Bill Gates himself. Steve Ballmer in turn designs the Microsoft keyboards (and throwing chairs). It's not at all like they bought ready-made just to get their Windows keys out into circulation, they really have a passion for making mice and keyboards, so they deserve all the praise for these fine products.

    Likewise, Melissa Gates is busy soldering Xbox 360 circuit boards together to meet market demand. Microsoft really is an old-fashioned hardware company, just like Apple.

  138. Interesting analysis. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    Interesting.

  139. Lifetime by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I'll summarize it for you - batteries do not last forever. Rechargable batteries have a maximum number of charge cycles and if you don't follow the usage profile perfectly than they will actually have far fewer than that.

    Which does not matter if the lifetime of the batteries for the consumer is greater than the lifetime of the device it powers. I have a large number of rechargable devices, some of which I have had for several years. The only batteries I have ever had to replace are laptop batteries, every other device still works fine despite repeated use.

    I won't buy a device that won't outlast the battery charge profile, and the correlary is that I need to be able to replace the batteries when they go. Sure, I can do it, but it's a huge hassle, and it's one of the things that's been most influential in my decision not to buy one.

    You are refusing to buy devices based on a theoretical model of battery wear, that in practice differs in the real world.

    In reality there vast majority of iPod users do not see battery issues and use them as long as they use the device.

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    1. Re:Lifetime by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      I won't buy a device that won't outlast the battery charge profile, and the correlary is that I need to be able to replace the batteries when they go. Sure, I can do it, but it's a huge hassle, and it's one of the things that's been most influential in my decision not to buy one.
      You are refusing to buy devices based on a theoretical model of battery wear, that in practice differs in the real world. In reality there vast majority of iPod users do not see battery issues and use them as long as they use the device.

      Actually, I'm not refusing to buy it, just spending my money on devices I either need more, or feel are better designed.

      I have a PDA with a 1 gig card that functions as a kind of sad iPod replacement for the time being.

      Eventually I'll get an iPod, and it will be plugged in pretty much all the time (PC at home, dock in the car) and it won't go anywhere else so the battery won't really be an issue. However, if I actually wanted a portable music player and not a portable cd changer (in effect) then I'd buy something else because I tend to be hard on batteries (forgetting to plug things in) and when I kill the battery I will be sad.

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  140. Another Microsoft Product... by Rihahn · · Score: 1

    Don't take any of the following the wrong way. I use and support a great many Microsoft products every day - from Exchange and MSSQL to three flavors of OS and even some MS hardware...

    But, there is no way this can be sucessful for them and there is one simple reason:

    Simplicity

    Microsoft is utterly incapable of creating something simple: Outlook does 300 things besides e-mail, Internet Explorer is everything *but* a web browser, every version of their OS tries to supply hundreds of functions no one ever uses... Heck, even the Microsoft mouse I have sitting here on my desk has at least three buttons I've never used and an immense suite of software I've never installed. Even my Xbox is rife with too many features, buttons, and interfaces... It's a game machine, not a home entertainment system/internet device/stereo/toaster...

    Now I look at the Mac department here at work - simple interfaces abound. I'd go as far as to say if Apple could figure out a way to have a five button keyboard, they'd come standard with the machine. Apple knows simplicity and the iPod is an excellent example of their design philosophy... This, I figure, has contributed greatly to Apple's 800 pound gorrila stance in the portable device market.

    Sadly, Microsoft doesn't stand a chance...

  141. Re:Oh you iPod fanboys! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PDA? Cellphone? So last century, dude!