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iPod More Popular Than Beer?

prostoalex writes "Whenever someone says college students, the first thing that comes to mind is drinking beer, right? Wrong, says new research by Student Monitor, which claims than in 2006 73% of students it surveyed said iPods were in, while beer drinking and Facebook.com fought for the second place with 71% of popular votes."

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  1. Bzzzzzzzzzt! by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 4, Funny
    Summary is incorrect. First line of story clues you in:

    Move over Bud. [emph mine]
    Story is about american students. Summary headline should read:

    Apple: iPod more popular than flavourless brown fizzy drinks.

    (I'll leave the facebook==beer popularity jokes to others:)
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    1. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by HillBilly · · Score: 4, Funny

      As it goes...

      American beer is like sex in a canoe, its fucking close to water.

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    2. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      *snort* - thanks for that, haven't heard it in years :-)

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    3. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I am a PhD student, so I'm perhaps not representative, but I find this 'research' slightly hard to believe. In the last three years, I have bought exactly one iPod. Over the same time, I have bought several hundred beers. Taking this week as a fairly representative example, I have bought two beers, and no iPods at all.

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    4. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If you're a PhD student, maybe you should learn to read how the study was performed. It was a survey that listed n items and the question is "Is this item 'in'". Not "did you buy this item".

    5. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 3, Informative
      ...its fucking close to water

      There are plenty of very good (and close mainstream, pun intended)
      beers from the US these days. Avery, New Belgium, and Victory breweries
      are some of my favorites. (beware the Golden Monkey)

      Of course, most of those brew English or Belgium style,
      so props to the originating countries for showing the way.
      I just wish I could convert more of my 'NASCAR' type friends
      from 'Bud' and the 'Silver Bullet'. When they come over and peruse
      my fridge full of tasty, bottled treats they give a blank look
      and whine: but where is the Coors?

      *shudder*
    6. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by FinchWorld · · Score: 2, Funny
      I believe the production of American beer is quite cheap, hence its disfavour outside of the USA (for the most part).

      I think the process is get a european beer, drink beer, urinate into bottle, lable as American beer.

      *Ducks away from American Mods, making sure not to spill his Newcastle Brown*

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    7. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by japhmi · · Score: 1

      Apple: iPod more popular than flavourless brown fizzy drinks.

      Why are you calling Standard American Lager brown? It's yellow.

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    8. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by thefirelane · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm sorry, you seem to be under the impression college students drink for taste.

    9. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coincidently the same colour as the urine of someone who drank a real beer...

    10. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a college student...we deffinately dont drink for taste. Thats why I love smirnoph vodka - $20 for a half galleon and it can keep me wasted for nearly a week!

    11. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Or you could live in Portland, OR, where you can't throw an empty without hitting a really fine microbrewery.

      Good American beer is plentiful. Steer clear of the big names, and you'll do fine.

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    12. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      How is the States for real ales, instead of just lagers? I've heard you can get hold of some imported in specialist stores.

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    13. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Portland, OR what? Portland or bust? Fill in the blank, man!

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    14. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and this is why our drinking age is 21 instead of lower like every other country around the world... because of moronic American college students like you. Making America look more rediculous every day, while making the rest of us college students look bad in the process.

      I tell you, I want to get smashed off my ass, so I can fit in with everyone... when in the end, I don't even know who I'm with, nor care, because I probably won't like them anyways, just like all you socialites probably don't really care much for eachother either. What a pathetic existence... I choose to drink socially myself, to the point where I'm not a stupid drunk ass, drinking purely to rid of my normal personality so people will like me more.

      I see this crap every day on campus, makes me sick to my stomache, as well as pity many many people. All you and your friends can do is ignore them, their "parties" of people they only open to people they wish to hump, and their pathetic accusations that you're jealous.

      Oh yeah. So jealous. *rolls eyes*

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      Oh yeah. And iPod's also suck. Overrated electronic devices, becoming a fad because of people's lack of knowledge regarding mp3 download services/devices. I don't approve of corperations luring stray unknowledgable people in, and locking them down with their shit proprietary formats of mp4, and m4a. To hell with you Apple. ...

      and dude... its spelled Smirnoff... its great that you even know wth you're drinking. You just convince me further that college alch-fiends are complete morons.

    15. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Oregon. It's a state. You memorized them in geography class in high school. : )

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    16. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by fm6 · · Score: 1
      Taking this week as a fairly representative example, I have bought two beers, and no iPods at all.
      Spare us the anecdotal evidence! Why should we assume that this is a typical iPod consumption week? Do you have any studies that show that average weekly iPod consumption is so low?
    17. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by Jason1729 · · Score: 1

      European beer isn't that much better than American. It's bad enough that it doesn't even matter if you drink it at room temperature.

      Canadian beer is the best, just stay away from Molson or Labatt's.

    18. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by makohund · · Score: 1

      Plenty of good ales. (I see/drink way more ales than lagers around here.)

      Then again, I'm very near the aforementioned Portland, OR. (That's Oregon, for the joker with the followup.)

    19. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by fm6 · · Score: 1

      This is one of those many instances where British English (boffin, lorry, ground ground nuts, pantechnicon) is different from American English (geek, truck, peanut butter, moving van). In this case, "beer" is British English for a beverage, and American English for a cheap way to get drunk.

    20. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by anarchyboy · · Score: 1

      I was with you up to the newkey brown, thats just an awful drink

    21. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, it's spelled "ridiculous".

      Also, "stomach".

      Finally, since you're already an ass, it's probably best that you don't get drunk.

    22. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by TheName_Seattle · · Score: 1

      Actually, most American beers (ignoring market share and ubiquity ie., Bud = 1, Bud Light = 1, New Belgium Fat Tire = 1, Bridgeport IPA = 1, etc.) are far from water these days. In fact the vast majority (again, nullifying market share) are hopped enough to make most swill drinkers' faces turn inward and flee crying to their mommies.

    23. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Taking this week as a fairly representative example, I have bought two beers, and no iPods at all.
      Only 2 beers a week and you're a PhD student? Uh huh, yeah.
    24. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Petty... pointing out spelling.

      You're a classy one aren't you? I should have expected that. Silly me

      Plus, I know I'm an ass, otherwise I wouldn't have pointed any of these things out and not expect a response.

      As for you, what is your purpose? To point out you're uber-cool and get drunk as often as you possibly can? At least I'm a prick and have my own reasons and hatred. You're just an idiot. Plain and simple.

    25. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by aonic · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, as a freshman, I bought one iPod and exactly zero beers (frat parties providing alcohol and being underage make that part easy).

    26. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by c_forq · · Score: 4, Informative

      And iPod's also suck. Overrated electronic devices, becoming a fad because of people's lack of knowledge regarding mp3 download services/devices. I don't approve of corperations[sic] luring stray unknowledgable[sic] people in, and locking them down with their shit proprietary formats of mp4, and m4a.

      Or they have become popular because they are damn convenient. I have plenty of knowledge of MP3 players, and the software for most of them sucks balls. The next option is using an MP3 player that you can totally ignore the software, but I have a very large music collection and prefer the automation of transferring songs. For cataloging music iTunes is an excellent program, and having an MP3 player that links up to it is a great bonus. Now on many grounds the iPod is not the best player (in some cases far from it) but the iPod definitely isn't in the suck category.

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    27. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by krunk4ever · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I personally think instead of comparing the purchase, it's comparing the usage that's more relevant. Let's rephrase the question and ask this Ph.D student, how much time he spent listening to his iPod this week and how much time, she spent drinking beer?

      I mean iPod isn't just a 1 time purchase thing, it's the ongoing usage. If I purchase a bunch of beer, but because it's to accomodate my guests that I hang out every week, it doesn't mean I'm into beer.

      Just thought it was something to think about.

    28. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by KermodeBear · · Score: 1

      I don't know where you are located, but if you are in the North-East US I *highly* recommend anything from the Ommegang Brewery, based in New York state. It is a fantastic Belgian-style brewery. My favorite beer of theirs, "3 Philosophers", has never failed to impress a beer lover. Unlike most American breweries, these guys don't over-hop. Seems like everyone else does... It reminds me of a (Samuel Adams?) commercial where a spokesperson is talking about hops, and how hops define a beer. That's very sad and, IMNSHO, misleading. Water character, mixtures of different malts, the particular yeast strain used, and adjuncts (if used) are just as, if not more, important. Besides, on the topic of Budweiser... Do you know the last year that Busweiser grew in sales? 1987. (Source: Cavalier Distributing Co.) Budweiser, and swill like it, is on the decline. I am doing my part, of course, in converting people. Not just imports and micro-breweries, but also home brewing. "Beer Tasting Nights" can be a fun social event, and a good way to expose people to something new. At the very end, I recommend offering a Bud Light to somone and letting them realize how little flavor it really has. The reaction is great!

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    29. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by Basehart · · Score: 1

      Fuck Oregon, the real stuff is up here in Washington State!

    30. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by Poppler · · Score: 1

      You can find good domestic and imported beers easily enough here in New Jersey. You don't nessecarily have to go with imported, though - not all American beer is bad. My favorite brewery, Dogfish Head, is American. They make some seriously good ales.

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    31. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by Random+Destruction · · Score: 3, Funny

      You misspelled Canada.
      Easy mistake.

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    32. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      re: There are plenty of very good (and close mainstream, pun intended) beers from the US these days.

      You misspelled "a few." It is not spelled "plenty"

      Hope this helps. ;)

    33. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by Puff+Daddy · · Score: 1

      Is it hard being that angry and closed-minded, or does it come naturally?

    34. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by CanSpice · · Score: 1

      Sure, there are plenty of good American beers, but the vast majority of American beer drinkers don't drink them. Anheuser-Busch holds roughly 50% of the market, SABMiller takes about 18%, and Coors is somewhere around 15%. Add 'em up and you get about 83% of the beer drunk in America is from one of those three megabreweries.

      Given that beer from those megabreweries is generally shit, one could very realistically say that American beer is indeed fucking close to water.

    35. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by kimvette · · Score: 1

      You forgot a step. Remember, here in America it's all about saving on costs. The process is to ship European beer to India, (or ship it here and bring in a few H1B or L1 workers) hire a few Indians to drink the good stuff, then pee into tankers, then ship back to US. When the tankers reach American ports, it is then taken to bottling plants where this "concentrate" is then watered down. :-D

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    36. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      This is one of those many instances where British English (boffin, lorry, ground ground nuts, pantechnicon)

      Hmm, I don't know where you get your translations from, but we call it 'peanut butter' and a 'moving van' is known as 'removal van'.

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    37. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by menace3society · · Score: 1

      If you're in or around SE Pennsylvania, you can get your hands on Juengling beer--in particular their black & tan. It's as cheap as the bad beer and as good as the good beers.

    38. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by fireman+sam · · Score: 1

      Woosh...

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    39. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by castoridae · · Score: 1

      I'll second that! But I've seen it spelled "Yuengling" - you some kind of European or something? :-)

    40. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by JebusIsLord · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should learn to read how humour works.

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    41. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Judging by your post I have to say you are a prick and you are at the wrong college. Not only that but you have a huge flaw in your arguement: most people attending college are over 21. There are schools known for partying and schools known for programs, pick the one that meets your desires. Then again after reading your post you might have not been able to get into the latter; you really need to work on your sentance structure and spelling.

    42. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by spyroux · · Score: 1

      Do you want try the same study in Belgium ?

      I'm pretty sure you will got an other answer :-D

    43. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by jrockway · · Score: 1

      In order for it to be a joke, it has to be funny....

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    44. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by The+Cow+of+Pain · · Score: 1
      European beer isn't that much better than American.
      That's a fairly generalizing statement. While it is true that most e.g. Danish (Carlsberg) and Dutch (Heineken) beer is only marginally more interesting than the typical US light lager, there is a much broader spectrum of mainstream beers from countries such as Ireland (ale, stout), Germany (wheat, black, Oktoberfest) and Belgium (just about anything you can think of).
    45. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by Res3000 · · Score: 1

      Let's rephrase the question and ask this Ph.D student, how much time he spent listening to his iPod this week and how much time, she spent drinking beer?

      So, now you should decide...

    46. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll settle it for both of you - you're both pricks. The difference is, you're off to the side glaring, trying to pretend you're ignoring him, while he's going to all the fun parties.

    47. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

      ..."73% of students it surveyed said iPods were in, while beer drinking and Facebook.com fought for the second place with 71% of popular votes."

      However, when this question was posed to slashdot readers, 99% chose to talk about American beer and completely ignore the iPod topic ;)

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    48. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

      I have found this to be different in every state. In Texas we have the max allowed alcohol content (around 6%) in mainstream breweries. In liquor stores you can get some even higher % imported brews. When I go through Oklahoma...ugh...3.2% really IS water. A 6 pack makes you pee and that's about it.

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    49. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by SStrungis · · Score: 1

      Last summer when I spent a week in Wales most of the locals LOVED Budweiser (it was theor favorite import), and dimissed Carlsberg as awful. I became quite the fan of the Bitters over there. My wife loved Strongbow. I wish I could finds something comparable to bitters over here in the USA. The closest I've come is Fuller's.

    50. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by operagost · · Score: 1
      Beer in the UK: warm like piss.

      Beer in the USA: tastes like piss. *

      * Not true for anything that sells for more than $20/case. But I'm just trying to play along.

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    51. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by operagost · · Score: 1
      Let me amend my earlier joke and take the risk of being modded Redundant (is it possible to redund oneself?):

      UK Beer: warm like piss.
      USA Beer: tastes like piss.
      Canadian Beer: tastes like moose piss.

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    52. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by operagost · · Score: 1

      Yuengling is correct. They have expanded their distribution and are now available from NJ to NC and maybe further. I love the B&T, but if you want a good light "summer" beer, try the light lager. Don't confuse it with the regular light (ale), that stuff is like Coors Light.

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    53. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by operagost · · Score: 1

      Pantechnicon was my favorite Transformer! Only problem was, you could only rent the action figure at $19.99 a day (local use only).

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    54. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by fm6 · · Score: 1
      "Ground ground nuts" I got from 84, Charing Cross Road, which is basically a collection of letters written between 1949 and 1969. I guess you've been globalized a bit since then. It's always impressed me as an example of a term that's perfectly logical to one ear ("ground nuts" are peanuts, because they grow on the ground, and peanut butter is just ground peanuts), but bizarre to somebody who hasn't heard it before.

      As for "pantechnicon", perhaps there just isn't an American equivalent. As I understand it, it was originally the name of a building that housed a furniture warehouse (the reasons the building had that name are too complicated to go into), then the carriages used to haul furniture from that warehouse, then trucks of a type you might use to haul furniture. These trucks have many uses, but you most often see them used as moving vans — excuse me, removal vans. And indeed, Wikipedia, in its usual sloppy fashion, claims that panopticon is a "disused British word for removal van". Judging from Google, the word is anything but disused.

    55. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't know if anyone cares, but Yuengling has been available in Florida since about 2000, since it's been brewed there since that time. Nowhere near as common as you'll find it in Pennsylvania, but you still don't have to look very hard to find a sixpack.

    56. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by Lord+Kestrel · · Score: 1

      It really depends on where in the States you are. In the Pacific Northwest, and parts of the Northeast, one can find a large number of smaller brewerys, most of them making a lot of very good ales. If you like hops, one of the local ones here in Seattle makes a very good IPA, Snoqualmie Falls Wildcat IPA. Very tasty beer. If you like a lighter beer, there are some very good Hefeweizens, Widmer and Pyramid being my favorite two. For a slightly darker beer, Deschutes Brewery makes a great Porter, Black Butte Porter. For a Brown Ale, try Big Sky Brewery's Moose Drool. Probably the best beer you can find in Montana :)

      So yeah, there are quite a few ales, and in fact it's hard to find a brewery that makes a lager around here.

    57. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "iPod definitely isn't in the suck category." maybe not but itunes certainly is. Ive yet to see a less user-friendly media player. If it wasnt for the ipod-winamp plugin I wouldve never been able to transfer some mp3s over to a friend of mines ipod.

      the best part of itunes is the "uninstall" feature. It worked quickly & flawlessly.

      my generic mp3 player just acts like a thumb drive, copy & paste stuff in & it plays it. Whys that so hard for apple to do??

    58. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about where you are, but here in Seattle, our local Costco sells cases of good beer for $20-30 a case. I took home a case of Alaskan Amber last week for $20. You'd be hard pressed to find someone who doesn't consider that a good beer, and it falls below your >20 limit :P

    59. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by Xabraxas · · Score: 1

      Amen. The 90 Minute IPA is my favorite beer ever and at 9% alcohol it kicks you on your ass too.

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    60. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by Poppler · · Score: 1

      That's my favorite too. I would also recommend giving the 120 IPA a chance if you can get your hands on it - it cost $8 a bottle at my local liquor store, but it really packs a punch (I think it's something like 20% alcohol). It's a great beer, but a little strong for casual drinking.

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    61. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      Absolutely true.

      UK beer is terrible, no matter what temperature its served at!

      You have to go to the continent to get something decent :-)

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    62. Re:Bzzzzzzzzzt! by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      I am a PhD student, so I'm perhaps not representative, but I find this 'research' slightly hard to believe.

      This is not "research", its a product placement advertisement.

      A quick glance at my local university clearly demonstrates that cell phones are the gadget of choice.

      About 10:1 to 20:1 to iPods or some other music looking device. About 70-80% of the students are on cell phones when walking from point A to B.

      However, I do see more headphones and fewer cell phones when students are jogging vs walking.

  2. Not just college students by BWJones · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's not just college students. No, the iPod has absolutely become a phenomenon that I was thinking was perhaps restricted to college students and those of us Apple geeks that were early adopters (I had an iTunes music server made out of an old Powerbook as soon as they released iTunes). However, my thinking has essentially been completely corrected with all the travel I was doing over the past year giving talks and such. On every trip, I saw white earbuds connected to iPods and just last week on the Washington, D.C. metro subway, I counted twenty people in my car alone coming back from the Pentagon who were using iPods of various types, three people with Powerbooks/MacBook Pros and two people with brand new Macbooks. It was amazing and given the performance of the stock market over the past couple of weeks, made me feel much better about the shares of AAPL that I purchased.

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    1. Re:Not just college students by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      omg, you mean the iPod is popular??? No freakin way!!!

    2. Re:Not just college students by Gax · · Score: 2, Funny

      I counted twenty people in my car alone coming back from the Pentagon who were using iPods of various types, three people with Powerbooks/MacBook Pros and two people with brand new Macbooks

      You're having a laugh! Twenty five people in your car using Apple products? Did you have four elephants in the boot running Windows laptops, as well?

    3. Re:Not just college students by coaxeus · · Score: 1

      I actually refuse to wear white headphones to avoid looking like a total tool, since 9/10 of people downtown here have the white headphones - even with non-ipods as it is now a status symbol, apparently. That and the standards earbuds that come with ipods are terrible quality.

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    4. Re:Not just college students by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1

      On a similar vein...

      I just got back from an African Safari. The close proximity with nature is amazing. Why, on my first day I got out of bed and shot an elephant in my pajamas. How the elephant got in my pajamas I will never know!

      (No, the elephant was not listening to my iPod. Apparently they don't like the earbuds either.)

    5. Re:Not just college students by anarchyboy · · Score: 1

      the 1930's called they want their joke back.

    6. Re:Not just college students by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Few things say "please mug me" quite like white iPod earphones.

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    7. Re:Not just college students by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1

      How ironic...

      By the way, the jerk store called. They're out of you.

      ;)

  3. Go away, you're not 21 by tepples · · Score: 3, Insightful

    For one thing, beer is never going to be popular with more than 37 percent of law-abiding college students in the United States, where the legal age for possessing an alcoholic beverage is somewhere in the junior year. With an iPod, on the other hand, any college student in the United States can rip CDs and buy DRM'd tracks from iTMS.

    1. Re:Go away, you're not 21 by gardyloo · · Score: 4, Funny

      For one thing, beer is never going to be popular with more than 37 percent of law-abiding college students in the United States[...]

            Pfft. Those two guys are a little creepy anyway.

    2. Re:Go away, you're not 21 by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 5, Funny

      law-abiding college students

      Individually, I understand every word in that snippet.

      But together.... just not parsing.

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    3. Re:Go away, you're not 21 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      more than 37 percent of law-abiding college students in the United States

      Out of curiosity, what's 37 percent of two?

    4. Re:Go away, you're not 21 by Dorceon · · Score: 1

      Can we coin such a phrase a "Yahoo Serious Festival"?

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    5. Re:Go away, you're not 21 by Dorceon · · Score: 1

      I went to University in Ontario, where the drinking age is 19. (Much to the dismay of one of my friends from Quebec, where the drinking age is 18, since he went from being able to drink back to it being illegal for a few months.) The only alcohol I consumed during my 5 years (including about 2 years of internships with no summers off) was a small chocolate cup of Bailey's at a friends bachelor party, and I thought it would be better without the alcohol in it. I guess I'm not the only one who realized I'd still need my liver after I graduated. (Admittedly the only alcohol I've consumed since then is a small amount of champaigne each time our project reached a milestone.)

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    6. Re:Go away, you're not 21 by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      If you're a college student and don't have ready access to beer (regardless of your age), you don't deserver to be in college.

    7. Re:Go away, you're not 21 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There should really be an exception when the beer is needed for educational purposes.

    8. Re:Go away, you're not 21 by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      And how many of those law abiding none beer drinking college students are filling up their iPods with music that the ripped off from the p2p network du jour?

      LK

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    9. Re:Go away, you're not 21 by woot+account · · Score: 1

      This one, for one. I'm 18, and don't drink, nor plan to (if you need a drug to have a good time, I think you need to seriously reexamine your life), and my iPod is plenty full of music I got from p2p. I don't know if that proves your point or disproves it, as I can't quite tell the tone, but still.

    10. Re:Go away, you're not 21 by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      The point that I was making is that some people simply do not like to or want to drink. Being law abiding has little to do with it.

      Just because someone happens to obey one law (incidentally) that is not enough to make them "law abiding". Besides, why should we obey stupid laws? At 18 you're a legal adult, there is no compelling argument to prevent you from making the decision on your own if you want to drink or not.

      LK

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    11. Re:Go away, you're not 21 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "if you need a drug to have a good time, I think you need to seriously reexamine your life"

      If you need to break the law to be entertained, perhaps you need to re-examine yours as well?

    12. Re:Go away, you're not 21 by mkiwi · · Score: 1
      ....where the legal age for possessing an alcoholic beverage is somewhere in the junior year.....

      Sir, you exclude all those alcoholics who spend three years as a freshman. For shame. ;)

    13. Re:Go away, you're not 21 by LupusCanis · · Score: 1

      ... I live in England, where the age of drinking is 18. Almost everybody at my school was drinking by age 14.

  4. Stupid kids. by mctk · · Score: 5, Funny

    No matter how many songs you listen to, she's still gonna be ugly and talk to much.

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    1. Re:Stupid kids. by mctk · · Score: 2, Funny

      And, dammit, she shouldn't be talking to Much. He won't respect her like you will.

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    2. Re:Stupid kids. by passion · · Score: 1

      I still like the old adage, "drink 'till she's cute".

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    3. Re:Stupid kids. by fm6 · · Score: 1

      I never understood that adage. By the time she's cute, you're no longer able to do anything about it.

  5. In other news... by Nerdposeur · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...sandwiches are still more popular than laptops.

    1. Re:In other news... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah. Threesomes, should you be able to find them, are free, or can be. A lapdance costs money. College students don't have money! Their parents buy them the iPods. It'll be a lot harder to explain the credit card charge at sadie's skin corral...

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    2. Re:In other news... by spun · · Score: 1

      That's right, reply to the poor Christian man's innocent comment with a post about threesomes and lapdances. Betcha he's sinning in his heart right now just thinking about it. You've probably doomed an innocent Christian to hell, are you happy now?

      And for the record, a sandwich pretty much implies two guys. That's not what most guys picture when they think of threesomes.

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    3. Re:In other news... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      You've probably doomed an innocent Christian to hell, are you happy now?

      Not at all. That's only a tiny fraction of my quota. Time to get cracking!

      And for the record, a sandwich pretty much implies two guys. That's not what most guys picture when they think of threesomes.

      No it doesn't. Though, you couldn't tell from the dictionary; "She was sandwiched in her airplane seat between two fat men" ... But seriously, a man can definitely be the filling in a sandwich, it's just not as much activity for the, uh, meat, as it would be if there were a woman there.

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    4. Re:In other news... by Nerdposeur · · Score: 1

      I guess a lapdance would be expensive. Where do they find people small enough for that? They probably have to fly them in from tiny islands in the Pacific.

  6. Who is prostoalex? by gid13 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Somebody was complaining about this guy having a bunch of sleazy but successful Slashdot submissions the other day. Since I'm too lazy to research it myself, anybody know how this guy gets so many stories up? And is this one self-promoting?

    1. Re:Who is prostoalex? by joe+155 · · Score: 1

      he probably just sumbits a lot, and there doesn't seem to be an upper limit on it. You are free to send in a thousand stories in one day if you want... I bet at least 5 would get posted. Also you can hang out on a popular tech site, keep pressing F5 untill a new story comes up and be the first to submit it... that'd work

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    2. Re:Who is prostoalex? by gid13 · · Score: 1

      And coincidentally, I moved on to my next "I'm bored" target, fark.com, which has this story at the top of its list. I wonder if prostoalex perhaps submits to both or submitted it here just because he saw it on Fark? Shrug.

    3. Re:Who is prostoalex? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's a NIST shill that gets editorial access through INS backdoor in slashcode.

    4. Re:Who is prostoalex? by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      I suspect he just knows how to write up a story wel^h^h^h in a manner suited for the slashdot audience.

      Who cares really - he doesn't seem to be pimping anything like Roland or beatlesbeatles were, so *shrug*

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    5. Re:Who is prostoalex? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he only submits news from fark when that link on fark has been digged by lots of del.icio.us users

    6. Re:Who is prostoalex? by dorkygeek · · Score: 1

      Well, in fact prostatalex is the most active submitter on slashdot, with nearly as double as much posts than the number two. See for yourself.

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  7. A new phrase. by gardyloo · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Free as in iPod"?!? I think not.

    1. Re:A new phrase. by rovingeyes · · Score: 1

      You mean freeipod.com?

    2. Re:A new phrase. by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Free as in iPod"?!? I think not.

      Maybe it includes free spam?

  8. Nice by octaene · · Score: 1

    I hate to hear this. I think beer will rise again, though!

    1. Re:Nice by Amouth · · Score: 4, Funny

      beer always rises again when drinking excessive quanitys..

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  9. Tomarrows headline: by a_greer2005 · · Score: 4, Funny

    iPod better than sex; survey of virgins shows.

    1. Re:Tomarrows headline: by SpinJaunt · · Score: 1

      Aural Bliss ;)

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    2. Re:Tomarrows headline: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it will be a Slashdot poll then?

  10. Oh crap! by larsoncc · · Score: 3, Funny

    I didn't realize this was a binary choice!

    I just bought an iPod! THE HUMANITY! Beer, I miss thee already!

    (heh)

    1. Re:Oh crap! by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
      I didn't realize this was a binary choice!
      I don't see the problem, you have 10 options.
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  11. Age factor? by GillBates0 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    TFA doesn't mention the age groups of students that were surveyed.

    Barring underage drinking, it is more likely than not that students over 18 years would vote for beer, while iPod's would appeal to the younger agegroup as well. Infact early teenagers seem to be the target of their marketing campaigns, and people who're more likely to vote iPod over alcoholic beverages.

    Given the fact that most students in the country comprise of the 0-18 age-group, and a minority in the 19 and over age group, the results aren't surprising, and infact skewed.

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    1. Re:Age factor? by Kesch · · Score: 1

      It specified College age (18-22ish)

      Plus, it is US students, so beer is still illegal until 21.

      Finally, beer has always been the king of the survey for the past decade except for when it was dethroned for a year by the internet.

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    2. Re:Age factor? by JDevers · · Score: 1

      All true, if this were a survey of ALL students no matter what educational level. However, this is a survey of college undergraduates, which generally are between 18-22.

      Again, most of which can't legally drink, but a lot less of a percentage than your post would indicate.

    3. Re:Age factor? by joe+155 · · Score: 1

      "Given the fact that most students in the country comprise of the 0-18 age-group"

      I thought collage was like uni... wouldn't that mean that people would go at 18 and be there untill 21? Also, because they can't legally drink then the "ooh... beer" thing wouldn't be there. besides did they ask if I would rather have one beer or an iPod (because I'd take the iPod) or was it whether you could never have one... because then I'd have to protect the beer...

      Well, I say I'd take the beer; it didn't say which beer. Now if it was a nice pint of Old Perculier... that I could go for

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    4. Re:Age factor? by one-eye-johnson · · Score: 1
      Barring underage drinking...
      You've obviously never been to a freshmen orientation in the US-- a week of nonstop underage drinking,
    5. Re:Age factor? by flooey · · Score: 1

      You've obviously never been to a freshmen orientation in the US-- a week of nonstop underage drinking,

      Or, for those of us who didn't drink, a week of nonstop entertainment!

    6. Re:Age factor? by Xaositecte · · Score: 1

      Plus, it is US students, so beer is still illegal until 21.

      *Snickers*

    7. Re:Age factor? by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      most students in the country comprise of the 0-18 age-group
      Surely you wouldn't call a 3 year old at nursery school/kindergarten a "student"?

      I know US usage is different from the UK, but that would just be silly.

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  12. In Other News . . . by IAmSwiftness · · Score: 1

    In other news: John Lennon states "The Beatles are more popular than God."

  13. Statistics by Kesch · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The margin of error is 2.3% so they are all really tied.

    Still whats better than jamming out with your iPod while surfinf Facebook and getting drunk?

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    1. Re:Statistics by cpsc2005 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Still whats better than jamming out with your iPod while surfinf Facebook and getting drunk?

      Posting on slashdot while drinking beer, listening to an iPod and 'sufinf' facebook.

    2. Re:Statistics by Kesch · · Score: 1

      Posting on slashdot while drinking beer, listening to an iPod and 'sufinf' facebook.

      I was doing the beer drinking part. As a note of caution, combining beer and slashdot might resuly in typos.

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    3. Re:Statistics by Xaositecte · · Score: 1

      I thought it prudent to point out here that I am in fact moderating slashdot, while drunk, and listening to an iPod

    4. Re:Statistics by dorkygeek · · Score: 1

      Heh, but not this one story! Unless you are REALLY drunk!!

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    5. Re:Statistics by Xaositecte · · Score: 1

      Not Quite there ...Yet

    6. Re:Statistics by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      Still whats better than jamming out with your iPod while surfinf Facebook and getting drunk?

      Posting on slashdot while drinking beer, listening to an iPod and 'sufinf' facebook.
      Posting on slashdot while drinking beer, listening to an iPod, 'surfing' facebook and receiving a blow job. At work.
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  14. Ha! by HaloZero · · Score: 1

    Yeah, right. Which college do YOU go to?

    Frack, mine. Guess you have a point.

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  15. Popular != Uptrend by Tyrsenus · · Score: 1

    I would say that beer is more popular than ipods, but beer has become so cliche with college that it seems that ipods are more popular.

    Popular does not necessarily equate to the latest craze.

    1. Re:Popular != Uptrend by monoqlith · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but being most popular does equate to being the latest craze. Popularity in the sense of this survey is defined not just by how many people *like* something. We all share a lot of plain "likes." For example, a lot of American students like watching TV , but they would hardly describe TV as being "popular" in the same sense that the iPod is. The cultural sensation of TV wore off about 50 years ago. As for beer, the fact that it still ranks so high on the list can be attributed to the fact that drinking it is a relatively new activity among this group of people, what with the country's puritanical drinking laws. The fact that the novelty of the iPod can compete with the novelty of beer either suggests that kids are drinking earlier(and the novelty wears off) or the iPod is one, ahem, intoxicating device. I tend to think the study is showing the latter, because beer shows up as still being very "in" at 71 percent - and that probably indicates that it's still a fresh part of the kids' lives that they haven't grown tired of yet. This is market research, and sales of a trendy product like the iPod depend on saturating the popular consciousness - beer still has a very large mindshare, but the iPod is more "in" because it has the most mindshare, and that is a great indicator of future sales as well as present ones.

    2. Re:Popular != Uptrend by Gudlyf · · Score: 1

      Google Trends begs to differ. :)

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  16. I dizagrea by Jambon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bere is waaay mor popoolre tnah podis! I heave noo idia wat ur talkn abowt ociffer....seeriuslee, man.

    1. Re:I dizagrea by Daravon · · Score: 1

      Your post reminded me of http://lyle151.blogspot.com/2006/05/fn-caved-in.ht ml. Not a real blog, is a blog "written by" a character from Achewood.com

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  17. huh? by blackmonday · · Score: 3, Funny

    "...beer drinking and Facebook.com fought for the second place with 71% of popular votes."

    You might want to check your math, you drunk facebooking iPod dancing freaks!

    Im ny day we studied in college, humming along to an 8 track! And that's the way we liked it!

    1. Re:huh? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but that's because we were stoned.

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    2. Re:huh? by Donniedarkness · · Score: 1

      Dear Lord! You're old!

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    3. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you should check the CO levels in your room/basement.

    4. Re:Huh? by dugjohnson · · Score: 1

      Was that a global poll? Because I'm pretty sure there are parts of the world where chopsticks would be WAY more popular than a cardboard box. Although you can LIVE in a cardboard box....but you can EAT with chopsticks...hmmm, that IS a tough one. If you had enough chopsticks, you could probably build a house and not need the box. Except maybe to put your extra chopsticks in.....oh, I give up. I'm gonna go have a beer.

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    5. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What do iPods and beer have to do with eachother?"

      Um... they're both very popular?

      The Beatles and God don't have much in common either, but that didn't prevent Lennon from comparing their relative popularity.

  18. Flawed Survey by mattwarden · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Not everyone likes beer. The percentage is higher with college females. Why didn't they ask 'alcohol' instead of 'beer'?

    1. Re:Flawed Survey by shadowbearer · · Score: 3, Insightful


        Because they have an agenda.

      SB

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    2. Re:Flawed Survey by umrain · · Score: 2, Funny

      If they're going to get that generic then why not ask 'mp3 players' or 'music' instead of 'ipods' as well?

    3. Re:Flawed Survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not everyone likes ipod either. Why didn't they ask 'portable digital music player' instead of 'ipod'?

    4. Re:Flawed Survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, why don't they put mp3 player instead of iPod then? I guess it's some form of sensationalism.

  19. cover all your bases by dR.fuZZo · · Score: 1

    It's best to cover all your bases. When you head out to your next class, take your iPod AND a 6-pack. Everyone will marvel at how hip you are. (Except for, maybe, your professor.)

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    1. Re:cover all your bases by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1
      (Except for, maybe, your professor.)
      Even him if he's like my sociology professor/debate coach who after our debate tournements kept us well-supplied with, um... iPods... or something like that. I won't comment on some of our ages at the time, but we were still young enough that we didn't realize yet how bad PBR tastes.
  20. Margin of Error? by mr_Spook · · Score: 1

    Okay... I'm no expert here, and this IS just a "funny" story, so it doesn't truly matter... But in polls like this, aren't the 71% to 73% results well within the margin of error?

  21. Facebook? by j2crux · · Score: 1

    Facebook is still "in"?...
    Nah, i dont believe that, didn't everyone stop caring after http://www.myspace.com/ got bought out?
    College students are so trendy that it should have changed by now.

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  22. No wonder I don't own an iPod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate beer. Give me a Rum & Coke with a slice of lemon any day.
    My RCA Lyra MP3 player works just fine.

  23. Budweiser beats Barry White everytime by JavaNPerl · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can take the one listening to the 6th song on your slow jams playlist, I'll take a women on her 6th beer.
    Once again the education system fails us.

  24. Why, those young punks.... by mswope · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I remember when it took my two roommates and me to scrape together $6 to get a pitcher of cheap beer. If there was a $20 between us, we were drunk and proud of ... something...

    These kids nowadays with their $250 iPods... Sheesh! :-)

  25. Liars by tsunamiiii · · Score: 1

    There are liars, damn liars and statisticians. I think the folks who would have picked beer were cutting class due to last nights activities and missed the poll.

  26. But most of all... by martinultima · · Score: 1

    Listening to your iPod while drinking beer has to be the best, popular or not – right?

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    1. Re:But most of all... by tpjunkie · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but only for the "anti-social clinical alcoholic" crowd

  27. Huh? by Mancat · · Score: 1

    What do iPods and beer have to do with eachother? This makes less sense than saying that cardboard boxes are more popular than chopsticks.

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  28. Obliq RotN quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ogre: NERDS!

  29. Free as in... by Nerd_52637 · · Score: 1

    According to the article, the last (and only) thing to dethrone beer since the survey started was the Internet in 1997.
    Free as in beer.
    Free as in the Internet.
    Free as in iPods.

  30. What are they learning in college these days? by Dareth · · Score: 1

    Is there a new t-shirt with all the various models of IPODS instead of brands of beer?

    Fear... soon the metric will not be Olympic pools of beer drank by college students, but rather Gigabytes or Terabytes of data (music) purchased from ITUNES by college students!

    Just another reaon to feel that college students these day are "lacking that quality education we enjoyed back in the day."

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  31. Beer is a part of college life, clothing optional by AriaStar · · Score: 1

    Beer is just such a part of college life that no one thinks twice about it. I mean, is it "in" to wear clothing or is it just something that you do? Sure, there are those who consider clothing (and beer) to be optional (like me), so perhaps a better poll would have been which things are considered more a part of life than a trend which may or may not fizzle out. Beer's not in or out. It just...is.

    Now go watch Strong Bad deal with the near-tragedy of Dan, who "almost a one that was not cold."

  32. yes, and it will be called... by johnty · · Score: 1

    iBeer?

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  33. New holy trinity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wait, I'm confused.. it's not "sex, beer, unix" any longer?

    I thought ipods didn't work with unix...

  34. Yeah, but weed beats them all by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Mmmm. Weed.

    1. Re:Yeah, but weed beats them all by ghyd · · Score: 1

      are you not conscious ? weed is dangerous and not a funny matter; while alcohol is funny and cool like ipods.

  35. Beer is best by epa · · Score: 1

    This is a real shame. People with music player 'phones in their ears are so distracted from those around them. On the othe hand, having a beer encourages chat. Personal music (from Walkman onward) has been a de-socialising thing. A chat in the bus queue is so much harder if the next person has ear plugs and a music machine. Contrast this with going to a bar and having a beer. I travel widely by train all over Europe, and the beer in a bar is what stops me talking to myself in the hotel, because there is always someone else having a beer to chat with in whatever language we have in common. I advocate worldwide beer from the age of 18 (going to uni). Beers make friends. Ban personal hi-fi for all under the age of 30. Make the young interact with one othether and make friends! The middle-aged can use their headphones. A

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    1. Re:Beer is best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a real shame. People [reading books] are so distracted from those around them. On the othe hand, having a beer encourages chat. [Reading books] has been a de-socialising thing. A chat in the bus queue is so much harder if the next person has [a book]. Contrast this with going to a bar and having a beer. I travel widely by train all over Europe, and the beer in a bar is what stops me talking to myself in the hotel, because there is always someone else having a beer to chat with in whatever language we have in common. I advocate worldwide beer from the age of 18 (going to uni). Beers make friends. Ban [reading books] for all under the age of 30. Make the young interact with one othether and make friends!

      My point? Individual "anti-social" pursuits existed long before headphones.

      Socializing is not an absolute good.

  36. Depends on the Study by Llywelyn · · Score: 1

    In this case yes. While probably not "well" within it it is covered. In general though it is possible to have a margin of error much smaller than 3%.

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  37. Good lord, have you been to college? by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Interesting

    For one thing, beer is never going to be popular with more than 37 percent of law-abiding college students in the United States, where the legal age for possessing an alcoholic beverage is somewhere in the junior year. With an iPod, on the other hand, any college student in the United States can rip CDs and buy DRM'd tracks from iTMS.

    I was at one of those schools in a state where the drinking age was 21. What I can tell you is it's easier to get beer than a nice glass of ice water!

    People are used to easily availiable beer starting in high school!

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    1. Re:Good lord, have you been to college? by flink · · Score: 1
      People are used to easily availiable beer starting in high school!

      In my experience, it was easier to get weed, LSD, and ecstacy in HS than it was to get beer and cigarettes. This is not to mention ritalin, adderall and all the other speed substitues we dose our kids up with.

      It's also way easier to conceal a dime bag or a sheet than a six pack, plus dealers don't check IDs!
    2. Re:Good lord, have you been to college? by Hatta · · Score: 0


      In my experience, it was easier to get weed, LSD, and ecstacy in HS than it was to get beer and cigarettes. This is not to mention ritalin, adderall and all the other speed substitues we dose our kids up with.

      It's also way easier to conceal a dime bag or a sheet than a six pack, plus dealers don't check IDs!


      Weed, LSD, and MDMA are also all safer than beer and cigarettes too.

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    3. Re:Good lord, have you been to college? by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 1

      How so? They're all toxic if the dosage is high enough. Is a teaspoon of LSD safer than a teaspoon of beer?

    4. Re:Good lord, have you been to college? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A teaspoon of LSD is an insane dosage. Typical hits are 20 ug each. A few of those will get you really fucked up. Even so, the lethal dose is in the stratosphere. There has only been one case of an LSD overdose in medical history and the dude injected something like 350 mg. Few, if any stoners inject LSD. Only big dealers have that much LSD.

      Your example sucks.

    5. Re:Good lord, have you been to college? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      (Posted as AC to preserve moderation already done)

      Weed, LSD, and MDMA are also all safer than beer and cigarettes too.
      LSD, probably, and Weed, yes. But MDMA?

      There's early, but good reason, to think not.

      I like recreational drugs as much as the next guy (probably more), but I'll stay away from stuff that might do long term damage to the thinking hardware.
    6. Re:Good lord, have you been to college? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      If you're going to be self righteous about protecting your brain you ought to use it. The mice in that study were given 20mg/kg. Recreational doses of MDMA are more like 2mg/kg. As such this study has absolutely no relevance to recreational mdma use in humans.

      Most anti-drug research is like that. Take some extreme case and claim it applies to everyone who takes MDMA. The fact is, there is no evidence to suggest that normal doses of MDMA are dangerous.

      Like in the 60's, people were scared because of a paper that suggested LSD could cause chromosome damage. Of course it was a load of shit, physiologically you'd never reach the concentrations of LSD they used in vitro.

      This happens every time a new drug becomes popular. Even the introduction of tea to europe caused hysteria. You have to read carefully and think critically. The powers that be can and DO pervert the progress of science for their own purposes. If Slotkin et al used relevant doses of MDMA and got negative results, do you think they'd get funded again?

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    7. Re:Good lord, have you been to college? by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 1

      Try a teaspoon of LSD (vs a teaspoon of beer) an hour before driving in congested traffic to see how dangerous it is.

    8. Re:Good lord, have you been to college? by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      People are used to easily availiable beer starting in high school!

      Well, I guess the times have changed since I was in high school. Alcohol was more difficult to get than marijuana, LSD, and cocaine. It was also difficult to do before school, after school, without being busted by your folks because the smell lingers. Also, with stuff like beer and whatnot, you require cooling and storage.

      I guess times have changed, but for us it was much easier to carry 3 to micrograms of a substance vs even one beer or a small bottle of liqueur.

    9. Re:Good lord, have you been to college? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody takes a teaspoon of LSD. You should try the effects of a bottle of beer verses a hit of LSD.

  38. Age not a factor by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Here is real life, people under the drinking age are, I assure you, drinking. In fact most of them have been drinking since well before college.

    If anything I would expect the 18-year olds to vote a bit more heavily FOR beer, because it is a "forbidden pleasure" still. By 21 it's lost some of the lustre.

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  39. Something seems fishy... by tool462 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I question the validity of this survey. Wouldn't beer-drinking college students necessarily be underrepresented in this type of poll? It's totally not a statistically representative sample of college students if they asked these questions during daylight hours, and even worse, if they asked them before noon.

  40. Googlefight says its so, so it must be true by rbrinkman · · Score: 1
  41. Google Fight says iPod wins by JPriest · · Score: 1

    How can you have an article like this and not link Google Fight with iPod vs Beer? iPod wins 431,000,000 to 153,000,000!

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    1. Re:Google Fight says iPod wins by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      That's only because if you have enough beer, you don't need a computer, and it wouldn't do you any good anyway.

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  42. Ownage by Cartack · · Score: 0

    More popular than beer = Ownage x (10)^(10^100). Remember how many of /.ers predicted the downfall of the ipod when it debuted.

  43. Damn Whipper Snappers... by nelziq · · Score: 1

    Back in the good ol' days it was Beer, Napster, and AIM/ICQ, none of this newfangled iPOD business. We had to walk uphill both ways against raging firewalls to get our digital music. Kids these days have it easy.

  44. HomeBrew.... by dugjohnson · · Score: 1

    I make my own beer....I won't be making my own iPod...

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  45. Not a very representative poll, now is it? by GroeFaZ · · Score: 1

    I mean, those who make beer their top priority would hardly be able to articulate this order of priorities. Or were available for polling, being drunk and all.

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  46. wha? huh? pass me another ipod.. burp.. by binarybum · · Score: 1

    well, lemmee tell you somethin' missster.. all I know is that I have drunken waayy more beers than i-pods. so whose more pop-u-lahr now!?

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  47. Why do you have to choose? by kpainter · · Score: 1

    I use both at the same time!!

    1. Re:Why do you have to choose? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well you shouldn't, everyone here should know better than to drink and jive.

  48. bud is the #1 beer in Ireland by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 1

    "hence its disfavour outside of the USA (for the most part). "

    Bud is the #1 pacakged beer in Ireland.

    http://www.checkout.ie/MarketProfile.asp?ID=2

    Beer snobbery knows no bounds. Projecting your opinions on an entire continent just to bolster how you feel about something. Astounding.

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    1. Re:bud is the #1 beer in Ireland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      last time i checked ireland didnt make up most of the world outside the usa.

    2. Re:bud is the #1 beer in Ireland by Ancient123 · · Score: 1

      so does that mean Irish beers have gone downhill or are they just part of a Budwiser FUD campaign now ? (or Irishmen have gotten so drunk now they have lost the ability to taste) (mod +1 sarcasm -1 flamebait)

    3. Re:bud is the #1 beer in Ireland by dorkygeek · · Score: 2, Informative

      Uhhm, Budweiser or Budweiser? Because, you know, the latter comes from Budweis, Czechia, and is indeed quite popular in Europe, though it has nothing to do with the American one (different company, entirely different beers), but both sold under the same name.

      Read this:

      In many countries, the beer produced by Budjovický Budvar is the only beer that may be sold as "Budweiser" - in those countries, the American Budweiser is usually marketed as "Bud." Since both Budjovický Budvar and Anheuser-Busch have trademarks for the name "Budweiser", they have been party to many lawsuits in a number of countries. In some places where it competes with the American Budweiser it is marketed with the names Budvar and Budweiser Budvar. Budjovický Budvar recently started having limited distribution in the USA and Canada under the name Czechvar.
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    4. Re:bud is the #1 beer in Ireland by repvik · · Score: 1

      Only tourists drink packaged beer in Ireland anyhoo. The irish stay at the pub ;-)

    5. Re:bud is the #1 beer in Ireland by RedWizzard · · Score: 1

      Nice try, but if read the link you'll see mention to Louie the Lizard. That's a Budweiser (Anheuser-Busch) mascot.

    6. Re:bud is the #1 beer in Ireland by skinfitz · · Score: 1

      #1 packaged beer. Guinness has and always shall be the #1 selling beer in Ireland.

      And what's beer snobbery got to do with anything? American beer is absolutely *terrible*. Get over it.

    7. Re:bud is the #1 beer in Ireland by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1
      Guinness has and always shall be the #1 selling beer in Ireland.

      Considering that it only got its start in 1759, how could it have 'always' been the #1 selling beer?

      I don't understand the fascination with Guinness, quite frankly. AFAICT it's a triumph of marketing over good taste. It's just not a very good stout. Now, Murphy's is excellent--and Samuel Smith's makes an excellent one too IIRC. Guinness is too sour & too dry.

    8. Re:bud is the #1 beer in Ireland by skinfitz · · Score: 1

      If you want to be a smart arse I shall point out that I did not say Guiness has always been the best selling beer, I said it has been the best selling (as the referenced report from 2003 showed for example) - which is has been in the past (like for a very long time) and that it shall always be the best selling beer in Ireland. It's a cultural thing.

      Personally I don't drink Guinness, but then I've never tasted the Irish Guiness (which if you talk to the Irish (and I mean someone who actually is born and lives in Ireland, not some American who is convinced he's Irish because his great auntie's dog once had an Irish owner) they will tell you is much better in Ireland.)

      Personally I prefer German beer. American beer is just... piss. Sorry but there just isn't a nice way to say it.

      The only good thing about drinking in the US is the free-pour bars; in the UK everything is measured. In the US, tipping the bar staff gets you get a bigger measure next time which almost makes up for the crap beer.

    9. Re:bud is the #1 beer in Ireland by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1
      Personally I prefer German beer. American beer is just... piss. Sorry but there just isn't a nice way to say it.

      American megabrew (Budweiser, Coors, Miller, Michelob et al.) is disgusting, yes. But American microbrew is excellent. I found German beer disappointing--the lager fascination is just strange. Lagers are clean & boring. My favourite style was Berliner weisse, which uses an ale yeast. Ales (British, Belgian & American micros) are complex & interesting, just what the doctor ordered.

  49. perhaps by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1
    How can you have an article like this and not link Google Fight with iPod vs Beer? iPod wins 431,000,000 to 153,000,000!

    Perhaps they avoid it because GoogleFight references are hack, even with the if-it's-a-meme-it's-a-funny /. crowd?

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  50. The real winner here is... by Xichekolas · · Score: 1

    ... obviously Facebook.com ... when your site becomes as important to your target audience as their lifeblood (alcohol in this case), you have achieved success.

    I bet Mark Zuckerberg is glad he turned down that $750 million now... News Corp or Viacom is going to pay billions for a dedicated advertise-to-college kids website that might as well be coded in Crack++. If they can keep opening the facebook up to mobile phones, they might have truly created an advertiser's wet dream... because at that point, college kids everywhere will reach social networking nirvana.

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  51. what's "in" by pintomp3 · · Score: 1

    well, beer isn't exactly a new phenomenon. it's like saying football games are not "in" on college campuses.

    1. Re:what's "in" by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      well, beer isn't exactly a new phenomenon. it's like saying football games are not "in" on college campuses.

      Actually, extreme Frisbee is in. Football is ok, but way overpriced.

      But beer is cheap if you go at Happy Hour.

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  52. iPiss by kencurry · · Score: 1

    what happens when college kids have way too many iPods...

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  53. "Early adopters" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many of you "early adopters" have Apple II (original, or even II+)? Thought so.

    Yeah, I lost my Apple (and its 5 1/4 drives) long time ago. And I don't have any new Apple gear, either.

  54. hold them both and squeeze by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

    iPod plays great tunes and lousy video. Beer tastes like jock armpit. The only surprise is that it was such a close race.

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    1. Re:hold them both and squeeze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure which is more disturbing. That you drink such bad beer, or that you taste jock armpit.

    2. Re:hold them both and squeeze by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      A: I've yet to try anything that was even remotely like good beer, despite having tried dozens of types (although my then-girlfriend's homebrewed coffee beer was *unusually* bad)

      B: I'm a jock, basically, so, y'know, it kind of comes with the territory.

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  55. I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I only have one ipod, but every night i have 12 beers....how is this more popular?

  56. easy choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    given the choice between an iPod and a beer, i'd have to take the iPod

    (of course i'd end up hocking it for beer money)

  57. Ah, but getting Faced on Facebook by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    was about 90 percent cool.

    Until the staff busts you for posting pics about it while you're underage.

    [caveat, I'm staff, I'm on facebook, I drink beer (prefer hard cider, actually), and I don't own an iPod, just an MP3 512MB USB flashcard with headphones]

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  58. Re:The real winner here is... beer in my iPod by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    If they can keep opening the facebook up to mobile phones, they might have truly created an advertiser's wet dream... because at that point, college kids everywhere will reach social networking nirvana.

    They implemented that already on Facebook. I like the status update part, right now my status is "pondering why Grey's Anatomy isn't #1 on Facebook in Seattle".

    Maybe I should change it to "pondering how to get beer into my iPod" ...

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  59. NERDS! by ronwolf · · Score: 1

    Anyone who can say they prefer an Ipod to a beer during their college years (or a fucking website for fucks sake) makes me so so sad.

    Have a peanut and die.

  60. Move over, buds by jdbartlett · · Score: 1

    I use the white buds indoors. Because, you know, they were free.

    Outdoors, I don't want everyone to know I use iPod. That would totally ruin my street cred. I stop short of encasing the iPod in my old 1990s Walkman.

  61. Facebook.com ??? by logik3x · · Score: 1

    I guess it's an American thing but I've never heard anything about facebook.com... and for the record I'm shure if you ask students in Canada what they are thinking about it won't be ipods...

  62. So do you mean... by Marthirial · · Score: 0

    That now during football games they turn on ipods instead of opening the beers?

  63. couldn't answer the survey by WinEveryGame · · Score: 1

    after 10 Heinekens it was hard to take part in this survey...

    1. Re:couldn't answer the survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree.

      They were drunk when they took the survey.

  64. BYOi by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    Bring Your Own iPod!

    You make a good point. Which party would you rather go to? One with a keg or one with everyone standing around listening to their own iPods? It would be like partying with a group of autistic people. (Note: I've given up drinking, but I like being at a gathering where people are enjoying themselves with alcohol.)

    The phenomena you describe is quite interesting to me. I've noticed it not just with personal mp3 players, but also with cell phones and even automobiles. People are creating enclosed realities for themselves with these devices, or, if you prefer, removing themselves from the local social reality by degrees.

    A good example is the difference between driving and walking through a neighborhood. Besides the obvious difference of speed of travel, each of the two give a completely different experience of a neighborhood. In walking, the neighborhood is your environment. In driving, your car is your environment.

    With an iPod or other player, one is creating a "psychic" enclosure, a mental bubble or buffer between oneself and the social environment.

    Without judging whether this is good or bad, it is interesting to ask why people are doing this. Is social reality so stressful and threatening that we need to live (at least partially or part time) in our own little worlds?

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  65. that depends... by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    if you ask students at the RWTH Aachen... they'll tell you "Linear Algebra"

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  66. Not so popular here in Brazil by fmoliveira · · Score: 1

    Here in Brazil, where 90% of software is pirated, people dont buy DRMed music. I work in software development, and study in an university for a CS degree, and I never saw an ipod. MP3 players full of pirated music are quite common. I will wait for something that plays OGG files to be sold here.

  67. That's why I love Europe by dorkygeek · · Score: 1

    Living in Europe, I really can't understand this 21 thingy. Here, we can drink beer and wine starting from 16, and harder stuff starting from 18.

    Same goes for cigarettes, starts with 16 here. But hey, if you're younger, then there's always a vending machine near you which can't check IDs.

    Oh, those were the days, sweet memories and all (or sometimes no memories at all...).

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  68. Not a particularly accurate survey by Mad+Merlin · · Score: 1

    I couldn't care less about iPods, beer or facebook, and I'm a University student. I therefore dub this survey bunk.

    1. Re:Not a particularly accurate survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a university student and I own an iPod, check facebook 5-6 times a day, and drink beer (inter alia) on the weekends. Approximately 3/4ths of my dorm building would say the same thing. This survey is about college students as a whole, not just you.

  69. I heard that... by Landshark17 · · Score: 1

    I'm currently leading freshmen orientations at a college in the north east, and I heard that fact mentioned today during the course of orientations.

    A speaker said that for the first time in 25 years, beer was not the thing college students couldn't live without. He then asked the group what they thought took beer's place. I toyed with the idea of yelling, "VODKA!" but somehow that didn't seem appropriate, being that I'm employed by the college.

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  70. Fancy brews are no good on a hot day at the track. by FatSean · · Score: 1

    I personally love Miller Lite on a hot humid New England summer day. Not a NASCAR fan but there is a time and place for nearly every brew...except the non-alcoholics which taste just weird.

    I have a weakness for the floral hops in Magic Hat brews, although it seems that they use them indescriminately and some styles would benefit from a different type.

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  71. They are available...but Lagers still rule. by FatSean · · Score: 2, Informative

    As far as imports go, Ales lose out to Lagers. There are a few, but for English imports stouts seem to have the upperhand. Germany has a majority share of the imported brews I find here in Connecticut. There are lots of European brews imported as well. Belgian trappist brews are quite popular as well. Alas, even in my favorite local beer super-store (Amity Discount Wine and Spirits) Canadian beer is sadly underrepresented. Only the major breweries are available, and while a decent drink, you miss some of the funky unique stuff that seems to flood in from Germany.

    I need to go on a drinking vacation to Germany.

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    1. Re:They are available...but Lagers still rule. by drseamus · · Score: 1

      You say that ales lose out to lagers, but you seem to name mostly ales that you like. Stouts and belgian trappists are ales, as well as most european brews. In fact, many german beers are ales as well; including hefewiezens.

  72. Mmm...Natural Ice by AndresCP · · Score: 1

    Hm. I wonder if the cost of the beer I've consumed is equal or greater than the cost of the beer...Tough, I consume a pretty large quantity of extremely cheap beer.

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  73. Bud by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 1

    Bud.

    Bud is usually sold under the name "Bud", due to the unclear ownership of the other trademark.

    And in my post I said "Bud", I meant "Bud".

    No one would confuse the sales of Bud with Budvar. Even in Europe, Bud outsells Budvar by many orders of magnitude.

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    1. Re:Bud by dorkygeek · · Score: 1

      Maybe, but where I live, you have to go out of your way to buy a "Bud". OTOH, Budvar is sold in nearly every bigger store.

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  74. Hey, nerds drink too! by donscarletti · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Hey, don't bash nerdy university students. I'm an undergraduate currently studying for a research masters level course on neural networks with a beer in my hand (11:25 am) and no iPod or whatever the hell a facebook is in sight. Mind you, I do live in Australia, which might explain my priorities a little.

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    1. Re:Hey, nerds drink too! by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      Hey, don't bash nerdy university students. I'm an undergraduate currently studying for a research masters level course on neural networks with a beer in my hand (11:25 am) and no iPod or whatever the hell a facebook is in sight.

      Take a class in stats next, and then tell me how significant stats with n=1 are.

    2. Re:Hey, nerds drink too! by donscarletti · · Score: 1
      I've done stats you condecending fuck.

      Let's say I know 15 people (other nerds) who don't know what the hell facebook.com is and none who do. "Population" mean is supposed to be 72% so sigma = sqrt(1 * 0.72 * 0.28) = 0.201. Standard error = 0.201 / sqrt(15) = 0.051. So my confidence interval size (for 95% confidence) is now T(0.05, 14)*SE = 0.089. The sample mean is zero, so the population mean has a 95% chance of lying between 0% and 8.9% at my university and thus I can be pretty confident that the study is totally inconsistant with anything I've experienced.

      And by the way, a sample size of 100 collected in a country where alcohol is illegal for those under 21, conserning tick boxes representing what is "in" or not is likely to be about as relavant as data your great aunt learned at bridge club from a friend of a someone that saw it on a current affair program.

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  75. The followup article: by Merle+Darling · · Score: 1

    Masturbation more popular than iPods?

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  76. Shocked! by Andrei+D · · Score: 1

    This can't be true! College students drinking beer? I am shocked! SHOCKED! What's next? Smoking?

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  77. OMFG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look admit you dumb fuck americanos!

    You are a bunch of retards

    You must have climbed out the abortion bucket

    Nobody fucking likes you

    Biggest bunch of fucking rearads = Yanks

    Yanks = Biggest bunch of fucking retards

    Yanks crawled out the abortion bucket

    9/11 was a blessing:)

    I hope you all DIE soon :)

  78. Apple Care Plans by nixmega · · Score: 1

    No wonder apple sells SO many Apple Care plans. Everyone who uses and ipod is wasted all day. This article just solved the broken ipod issue. It's human error not Apple's fault!

  79. Probably... by catdevnull · · Score: 2, Funny

    They were probably drunk when they took the poll...

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  80. And... by Dreadflint · · Score: 1

    ...iPod more Popular than Jesus.

  81. Only beer? by Nin10dude · · Score: 0

    I could have sworn it recently surpassed oxygen...

  82. 8 tracks? Lucky bastard! by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

    8 tracks? Lucky bastard! Back in my day we had to take the horse & carriage to the concert hall and hear the musicians live if we wanted to hum along with music while we studied!

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  83. blasphemy by chemicalRXN · · Score: 1

    So more than 70 percent sit around on the weekend and listen to iPod's? They can't be cheap, iPod's are too expensive, so they must be too lazy to go the the store.

  84. Another study by Tarrio · · Score: 1

    Google Trends agrees.

  85. Statistics by dodobh · · Score: 1

    The remaining 39% of students were too drunk on beer to answer questions.

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  86. Re:Fancy brews are no good on a hot day at the tra by The+Cow+of+Pain · · Score: 1

    If you want something light for a hot summer day, try a nice plain ale, a belgian wit, a gueuze (on the other hand don't try a gueuze unless you know what you get yourself into)... there are plenty of much better beer very well suited for that purpose.

  87. Beer = "In"? by Tourney3p0 · · Score: 1
    Who would classify drinking beer as being "in" or "out"? It's like saying "Which would you consider as being in? Beer or eating dinner?"


    The only people I can think of that would classify drinking beer as being "in" would be alcoholics or underage people who still think that it makes them cool.


    So the real result of this study.. alcoholics love ipods!

  88. This makes sense by mjjw · · Score: 1

    Researcher: Hello Mr. Student, would you like an iPod or a pint of beer? Student: I'll take the iPod, sell it and buy 100 beers!!! Thus most students chose an iPod over a pint of beer.

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  89. Maybe I missed that day in class... by enigma.obscura · · Score: 1

    ... but what is the scientific unit for "in"-ness? How do you quantify "in"-ness? And since when does 1,200 students of the millions in college (in the US) constitute a significant research sample size? What is that -- like less than 1% of 1%? It's not even a plurality of students. Typical uselss reporting. I'd even go so far as to accuse this "research" to be nothing more than Apple propaganda.

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    1. Re:Maybe I missed that day in class... by ravenspear · · Score: 1

      Please go take a statistics course.

    2. Re:Maybe I missed that day in class... by enigma.obscura · · Score: 1

      Gee, what an insightful comment. Thanks for wasting my time.

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  90. But then.... by Pejorian · · Score: 1

    But then... they had been drinking.

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  91. A common mistake... by interactive_civilian · · Score: 1

    The keys are like right next to each other.

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