Earlier today I hawked up a loogie in the parking lot. While at the moment it is only a puddle of goo, or "proof of concept", I predict that this collection of DNA and enzymes will someday be capable of performing over 330 trillion operations per second, more than 100,000 times the speed of the fastest PC!
I maintain that the greatest potential benefit of this new computer-controlled guitar is that computer-generated "artists" like Britney and N'Sync will finally be able to be seen "playing" their own instruments.
NEWCARD is simply specs for a new version of PCMCIA that allows for two NEWCARDs in the place of one PCMCIA
Isn't that basically the difference between PCMCIA Type II and Type I? If so, they could ditch the NEWCARD moniker and simply call it PCMCIA Type 0.5 (or would that be 0.V? or 1/2? or I/II?)
The little cardboard rockets I learned science with in high school are evidently suspected of being potential weapons of mass destruction.
Nah... the real worry is if the terrorist kiddies get ahold of Estes model rocket technology. They might use it to create weapons of mouse destruction!
In other news, Microsoft today announced the availability of Bios XP Service Pack 3, available as a 900MB download from www.microsoft.com or on two handy CD's for only $19.95 plus shipping and handling.
Yeah, those old LucasArts Scumm(tm) games were awesome! I wasted a huge portion of my teen years playing Monkey Island, Maniac Mansion, Day of the Tentacle, and Fate of Atlantis.
At least they won't have to worry about a power supply for the computers they're building in your brain - remember, the human body generates as much "bioelectric energy" as a 100W lightbulb!
I just hope the machines don't get all uppity and decide to convert a human being into this.
I understand that keywords and phrases such as
'free money' 'zero percent financing' 'win
million dollars' 'sex xxxxx pictures!' and so
on can trigger many filters.
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Apparently he's serving the images from his Xbox too...
Earlier today I hawked up a loogie in the parking lot. While at the moment it is only a puddle of goo, or "proof of concept", I predict that this collection of DNA and enzymes will someday be capable of performing over 330 trillion operations per second, more than 100,000 times the speed of the fastest PC!
Here's how to find out...
It seems to me that if Salon goes under because they spent more than they earned, it'll be Salon that fails. That's capitalism at work.
I maintain that the greatest potential benefit of this new computer-controlled guitar is that computer-generated "artists" like Britney and N'Sync will finally be able to be seen "playing" their own instruments.
Isn't that basically the difference between PCMCIA Type II and Type I? If so, they could ditch the NEWCARD moniker and simply call it PCMCIA Type 0.5 (or would that be 0.V? or 1/2? or I/II?)
Nah... the real worry is if the terrorist kiddies get ahold of Estes model rocket technology. They might use it to create weapons of mouse destruction!
And pedals, for when the battery runs down. Hey wait...
In other news, Microsoft today announced the availability of Bios XP Service Pack 3, available as a 900MB download from www.microsoft.com or on two handy CD's for only $19.95 plus shipping and handling.
What? Oh, Scrum. Nevermind then.
This must be the Slashdot version of double buffering... post the same story twice to ensure smooth, flicker free updates!
I just hope the machines don't get all uppity and decide to convert a human being into this.
If it's the end of the world, I'm damn well going to skip the non-hot hookers...
Hmm... at first I read that as:
1. Watch anime
2. ???
3. Get laid!
If you're having trouble finding the "suggested memo" on the RIAA's website, here's a mirror.
Must not be a *nix user if he has no use for the tilde key!
British firm claims unsinkable ship...
At first I thought it said "George Lucas to remake The Presidio"...
You're right, that will cause congestion!
Ah, taxes. The entropy of the monetary universe.
So, he's converted his washing machine into a device that makes suds! Err...
I take it you've never had a small dent in a steel car body panel - helloooooo, expensive panel replacement!
Wow, the rate of technological progress these days is amazing. I mean, wasn't it just last year that everyone was excited about HO-gauge Nokias?
Always good to see continuing advances being made in the field of compu-bong technology.
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