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  1. Too easy on When Geeks Go Camping · · Score: 3, Funny
    Get 200 or so smart folks with a lot in common together in one place at one time, let them pitch tents...

    Ladies and gentlemen of the audience, you are cordially invited to supply your own joke here.

  2. Re:Classy design? on iRiver Announces 40G Player & Previews 2004 Line · · Score: 1
    don't know, I thought the PMP-100 and the PMC-100 looked much cooler.

    Plus, you gotta love a name like Pimp 100.

  3. Stoner philosophy on Black Holes No More -- Introducing the Gravastar · · Score: 3, Funny
    This sounds exactly like the sort of thing I used to hear when I was living in the dorm back in school:

    "Dude... what if, like... our whole universe... is just one tiny atom... in the toenail of some giant dude?"

    "Woah, dude."

  4. Forget It on 101 Ways To Save The Internet · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."

    - Dark Helmet

  5. Some Perspective on Wind Turbines Kill a Few Birds · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Keep in mind that the wind turbines at the Altamont Pass site are 20 years old and smaller than the current generation of large wind turbines; that means they spin a lot faster, and thus give the birds less time to get out of the way. Modern turbines spin a lot slower and are situated higher off the ground, giving them much less of an impact on the local wildlife population.

    Not to mention the fact that hundreds of millions of birds are killed each year through collisions with glass windows, vehicles, guy wires, and so forth.

    But don't take my word for it, check out this article which goes over the statistics, with references. Or, Google for yourself.

  6. Re:state of commercials on The State of Automated Commercial Skipping · · Score: 1
    either the quality of the commercials will increase, or they will go the way of the internet banner ad..

    You mean, they will be ubiquitous and annoying? Welcome to the future, my friend!

  7. It has to be pr0n! on 3D Modelling From a Sketch · · Score: 4, Funny
    It was the demonstration video that made my jaw drop.

    Hmm, now why am I suspicious of a link to a video called "smoothteddy.avi"? Oh yeah, because this is Slashdot.

  8. Re:Welcome to 10 years ago ... on Smart Billboards · · Score: 5, Funny
    People who want to listen to the news or weather?

    Oh man, you are so behind the times. I ripped all my news and weather reports to mp3's a long time ago. Now I can listen to peace treaties or car bombings, sunny weather or rain, depending on my mood on any given day! It's great!

  9. The Name on First Nintendo IQue Reviews · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder what Garmin will have to say about Nintendo ripping off the name of their existing product...

  10. Forceful language indeed on Nanotechnology: Are Molecular Assemblers Possible? · · Score: 1
    From the summary:

    You don't get it. You are still in a pretend world where atoms go where you want because your computer program directs them to go there. You assume there is a way a robotic manipulator arm can do that in a vacuum, and somehow we will work out a way to have this whole thing actually be able to make another copy of itself.

    Wow. If I talked that way to my corporate overlords I'd be kicked to the curb. Maybe I should have been a scientist!

  11. Ob moderation joke on Nine Crazy Ideas in Science · · Score: 3, Funny

    I mod this post "-1, Cuckoo".

  12. Cowboy references? on Malaysian Police Not Roping Longhorn Rustlers · · Score: 4, Funny
    I'm sure this chaps their hides, as crashing copies of this as-yet-unreleased product are sure to cause dilution of branding."

    What is this, Subliminal Cowboy Reference Day on Slashdot?

  13. Acronym soup on Phoenix's BIOS Roadmap · · Score: 1
    Specific technologies that Phoenix is integrating into its CSS firmware include: ... embedded TCP/IP, remote management functions ...

    So, could you edit your CSS configuration through a webpage that uses CSS?

  14. Moore's Law on Intel To Produce 65-Nanometer Chips In 2005 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    In keeping with Moore's Law

    Well, more like "keeping Moore's Law a self-fulfilling prediction for yet another generation of processors". ;)

  15. Spelling still not required on Cisco Working to Block Viruses at the Router · · Score: 0
    it might mean that your required to have anti-virus software installed in order to use the internet.

    Luckily, there will be no such requirement to use proper spelling when submitting /. stories...

  16. Re:Write once doesn't mean it's not an advance... on HP, Princeton Develop New Memory Material · · Score: 1
    I'd happily move to a new format of music where I could carry something like a pack of gum filled with "sticks" of music and pop one into a tiny player even smaller than that of the iPod....

    That's a great idea. Tell me more about these so-called "Memory Sticks" of which you speak.

  17. We may be too late! on Radiofrequency Weapons · · Score: 1

    People, listen to me! We must abandon our research on this E-bomb, and focus our efforts on preventing our nation's enemies from being the first to master the next new form of destructive weaponry. For truly it will be a sad day indeed if the terrorists gain the ability to drop the F-bomb.

  18. Inefficiency? on 4 Tons Of Plants per Mile to Ride In Your Car · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Even if these numbers are too large, this still makes you think about how inefficient our cars are.

    I agree that regular gas-powered cars could be made more efficient, but don't the numbers above point more towards the "inefficiency" of the prehistoric plants --> crude oil deposits process?

  19. Space technology? on Dutch Win World Solar Car Challenge · · Score: 1
    The Dutch solar car Nuna II, using ESA space technology

    Curse those wily Dutchmen and their Nutricia Chocomel-flavored Tang!

  20. RFC3514 Compliance on FCC Considers Mandating HDTV Copy Protection · · Score: 1, Funny

    FCC sources have also revealed a last-minute amendment to the proposed ruling which would require all HDTV broadcasts to comply with RFC3514.

  21. Just the B's? on 12 Million Historic Photos Scanned to Web · · Score: 2, Funny
    That makes for 12 million images covering everything from the Boer War to the Beatles

    How many images will there be once they finish the rest of the alphabet?

  22. Ancient corporate history on What's the Oldest Hardware You are Still Using? · · Score: 1
    While on the subject, is anybody still running old DOS programs in a DOS box on a Windows machine because your company is too poor/cheap to upgrade or doesn't want to bother with any free alternatives?

    Oh, I see you've been to my office, haven't you?

  23. Yeah, right on Build Your Own Mortar · · Score: 4, Funny
    Oh sure, you'll think you're all smart, saving money by making your own mortar... until your bricks stop sticking together and your fancy new house falls apart!

    (who needs to RTFA when misreading the article subject is more fun?)

  24. My experience on User Interface Design for Programmers · · Score: 1
    Aimed at programmers who don't know much about user interface design and think it is something to fear

    I've always found it to be somewhat the reverse: many programmers, most particularly those involved in the open source community, seem to view user interface design as something that enables them to fill the user with fear.

    Or at least that's how it seems based on using any number of free apps with terrible GUIs. Maybe there is a UI design guide for sadists too.

  25. Re:qustion about segway et all: on Build Your Own Segway · · Score: 1
    You "recharge" a folding bike with pizza, which is rather pleasant

    Really? I've always found that it gums up the chain.