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  1. Mortal Kombat Annihilation on What's the Worst Movie You've Ever Seen? · · Score: 4, Funny
    By far, the worst movie ever.

    It lacks in every category imaginable: overdone, boring, drawn out fights, CG that makes "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" look good, pointless character cameos, and the worst performance in the history of film by Brian Thompson as Shao Khan.

    "Foolish... [searches for line he forgot mid-sentence] child! [Looks back at production crew, checking if they're going to cut or not] You sorely test my patience!"

    or

    "The Earth was created in six days! So tooooo, shall it be destroooooyed!!"

  2. Re:Not such a bad idea on Life After Doom · · Score: 1

    No offense, but I've never experienced a hyper-realistic fighting game, and I hope I never do. Ordinary fighting is lame, unless we're talking about Kendo or some other art.

    The best fighting games are the ones that balance some element of realism with some really cool specials/supers. Street Fighter and King of Fighters come to mind. (Although Guilty Gear is kinda lacking in the realism department, and I hear it's a blast.)

  3. Re:What does it matter...? on Using P2P To Make Gov't Documents Easy To Find · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sounds to me like the agency was doing its job admirably when it wrote that database:

    "This database will self-destruct in five seconds..."

    Mr. Phelps would be proud.

  4. Re:I didn't realize on Researchers To Climb Ararat To Seek Noah's Ark · · Score: 1
    I second that motion. ;)

    Of course, I'm still an atheist in the sense that I don't believe in God. Dependent origination and all.

  5. Re:Good for Buffy on 2003 Hugo Award Winners Announced · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    Well, I'm certainly not going to disagree with you when I say that Matrix Reloaded tends to polarize people's opinions. However, it really is "hard to get" for a large number of people, especially the explanation of the Systemic Anomaly and how that ties into the existing control structure of the Matrix. It's mostly that concept, along with the emergence of Smith as a vastly important character, that makes me like the movie.

    Buffy is different. There's nothing to "get". What you don't "get" is how people can enjoy it, and I'm in the same boat as you. That show always struck me as monstrously overrated and stupid. Poor acting, terrible fighting, and so forth.

    Buffy fans in the audience forgive me, but I think the majority of that show's fanbase is composed of A) teen girls who think "Girl Power" is a blonde throwing fake punches, and B) Harry Knowles' demonic brood of fanboys.

  6. Re:I love home users. on Microsoft wants Automatic Update for Windows · · Score: 2
    This sounds a lot like the Foundation from Isaac Asimov's series. :)

    I suppose I could make myself comfortable in the robes of a High Technomage.

  7. Re:Sure i'll buy one on Chinese "Dragon" Chip On Sale · · Score: 3, Informative
    Free Tibet

    In this context, your post is a little funny, but the flagrant abuses of Tibet that China has perpetrated since the 1950s are inexcusable. The fact that China is even allowed NEAR the United Nations is a gross mockery of justice.

    I know I'm evangelizing here, but people need to know that one of North America's big trading partners uses techniques every bit as brutal and inhuman as Saddam Hussein's.

  8. Gulp... on Will Humanoid Robots Take All the Jobs by 2050? · · Score: 1

    Time to watch "The Second Renaissance" for a list of things NOT to do to our soon-to-be computer overlords. ;)

  9. Re:I just don't believe it. on Naming Your Character In RPGs? · · Score: 1
    You need to read about Harry Anslinger and Du Pont chemical, and the 1937 Marihuana Tax Act hearings. Yes, there was a conspiracy.

    Some test studies are also required reading, I think. You've been sucking up too much government propaganda. Haven't you ever heard of medical MJ? Marijuana doesn't have a lethal dose, doesn't cause brain damage as claimed so often, and besides short-term effects doesn't really do anything negative at all. (Smoking-related effects aside, again.)

    A Drug War Christmas Carol - See this one above all else.

    The Conspiracy, all joking aside.

    New study about MJ and brain damage.

    Do some Googling around, too. There is a LOT you need to learn about marijuana. The hemp industry, unbelievably as you have pointed out, was destroyed because of shrieking moralists, greedy industrialists, and a bevy of other cretins. The Drug War is the worst idea in the history of America, and excuse me if I sound condescending, but I'm glad I'm helping you see through the veil of lies. Most of the arguments against cannabis stem from a vicious cycle of circular logic, reaching back to the fear-mongering of Reefer Madness.

    And as a final note, in a reference back to your original mention of the Assassins, I would like to point out that cannabis use is still booming in the Middle East; the Quran prohibits alcohol but allows marijuana. You can find it in almost any teahouse, I assure you. The reason cannabis is so reviled by the UN is because of the impact of religious conservatism and U.S. policy in its affairs.

  10. Re:Your "logic" is flawed. on Naming Your Character In RPGs? · · Score: 1
    Well, for starters, it wasn't modded up. It's called a karma bonus, and those of us with a history of valuable posts are granted it.

    As for the definition of deadly, I submit:

    http://www.bartleby.com/61/36/D0053600.html

    Specifically, I would like to point out that marijuana has never (as far as I know) caused a single fatality as a direct result of its consumption (Discounting lung-disease as a result of combustion, et cetera; combustion is not the only means of consumption.), while alcohol-poisoning deaths are extremely common by comparison. Additionally, certain aspects of the intoxication caused by alcohol are much more dangerous than marijuana intoxication, namely the trend towards physical violence.

    Everything is deadly, in great enough quantities. That truth in itself makes the word "deadly" meaningless, except in the context of some substance which has a pronounced ability to cause death. Alcohol therefore fits the criteria better than marijuana, which is the point of my argument altogether. Bringing mathematics and the misleading (and for that matter, somewhat surreal) pork vs. arsenic argument into a conflict over linguistic semantics is pointless.

    Also, "deadlibility"?

  11. Re:That is true. on Naming Your Character In RPGs? · · Score: 1
    "Deadly hashish"? I think you should re-assess the dangers associated with common recreational drugs before you call it that.

    Alcohol has killed many, many more people than marijuana and its derivatives ever have. And hash isn't known for its violence-inducing properties. I believe the reason the original Assassins killed so fervently under the influence of hashish was because they perceived visual hallucinations as images of the afterlife, a paradise they would be conveyed to for their actions. (Much like the 5 virgins or 7 virgins speech the suicide bombers hear these days.)

    Oh, and by the way, all MMORPGs I've played are like that with censorship. I couldn't tell a merchant to come "closer" to me since it contained the word "loser", which is completely valid. Oh well, it was Ragnarok Online anyway, which descended rapidly into the pit of suck.

  12. Re:Monoculture it is, but... on NYT Reports Porn Spam Hijacking Network · · Score: 3, Insightful
    As a matter of fact, that strikes me as the way things are going to go on the Internet; the conversion of conventional access into a television-like medium. Port 80, plus IM and email service would largely restrict power users and pirates (not that they're in the same league at all), thereby satisfying the media giants.

    The general populace might never see the difference. Increasing site-operation costs (thereby eliminating small niche sites), government regulation of our activities on the Net, and other factors seem to be dooming us to a repeat of the ClearChannel experience. Maybe I should get out the tinfoil, but I don't see how the powers that be could possibly want us to have unrestricted access to such an empowering (hate that word) medium as the Internet.

  13. Monoculture it is, but... on NYT Reports Porn Spam Hijacking Network · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Isn't there also a responsibility that computer users need to take, given their connectivity these days? If we need certification to operate potentially dangerous complex machinery, why not some minor courses on basic security so you don't have Cleatus and Grandma saturating the world in spam?

    I guess that's pretty authoritarian, and there are better ways to beat spam. Still... the elimination of the luser is a shining grail for us all, no? ;)

  14. Re:Will a Sino-Lunar base be our Sputnik? on Chinese Moon Base by 2012 - or 2006? · · Score: 4, Insightful
    http://www.indianexpress.com/full_story.php?conten t_id=24856

    The American army is not invincible. Bush is pouring money down the toilet like it was going out of fashion. Look up the cost of each American cruise missile vs. the cost of Iraqi buildings. Look up the news item regarding how the Pentagon misplaced a trillion dollars. Look at the U.S. economy.

    A person I know works with a major U.S. military contractor, on a vehicle project, in the 20 ton range. These things have huge pneumatic shocks; almost no natural force on Earth can touch 'em. And just the other day, they had to scrap a $2,000,000 vehicle because some asshole American grunts were joyriding the fucking thing off a cliff, for kicks. The troopers who pulled this stunt got off scot-free.

    America is going to go down, hard, if they don't shape up. Their commanders don't understand cost-effective warfare. The Roman Empire fell because it alienated its satellite states, misused the legions, and because its leaders were mad with power and decadence. It can happen again.

  15. Re:Will a Sino-Lunar base be our Sputnik? on Chinese Moon Base by 2012 - or 2006? · · Score: 2, Insightful
    China learned its lesson about communal farming after the Great Leap Forward turned into the Great Leap into a Pile of Dead People. 30 million dead from famine, if I remember correctly. Chairman Mao believed that by planting crops three times closer, you'd get three times the yield for your land.

    I disagree with many, many aspects of modern Chinese life, but there are some factual errors in your post that need correcting.

  16. Re:I think this says something very interesting. on Shadowbane Servers Hacked, Chaos Ensues · · Score: 1
    On the one hand, I recognize that yours is a valid point, especially with things like this happening. (For those lazy ones among us, it's about the Everquest suicide)

    On the other hand, I have this diabolical urge to snicker when I think of some Harry Knowles-clone bawling his eyes out when he loses his +5 Muu-Muu of Sloth. I've played MMORPGs and I've never been THAT attached to a bunch of data.

  17. Re:What backup? on Spring Cleaning For Your Hard Drive · · Score: 1

    Especially for all those important, unique, or sensitive documents of yours...?

  18. Government abuse of a database? Never. on Pentagon Soft-Pedals Total Information Awareness · · Score: 4, Informative
    For all you doubters out there, here's flagrant abuse, in addition to all the other links people have already submitted, of government databases. And these ones aren't anywhere near as juicy as TIA!

    State Monitors War Protesters

  19. Re:Correction.. on Death of Internet Predicted: Film at 11 · · Score: 2, Troll

    I don't mean to sound too critical of your opinion here, but if we ditched American DNS servers, American registrars, American backbones, American routers, etc, etc, just how much would there be left of the Internet?

    There'd be Nigerian bankers, Taiwanese spam relays, Korean battle.net servers, the Chinese firewall, and what else? ;)

  20. Re:It's not about electronic vote casting. on Doubting Electronic Voting · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Well, if you're using an HB pencil, doesn't the old rule apply where you have to fill in the whole space? You might find, given the lack of voting prowess say, the people of Florida exhibit, that a lot of ballots get tossed aside just because of a minor mechanical error like that.

    Of course, you could always have a human backup for those ones.

  21. Free mirror on Doubting Electronic Voting · · Score: 4, Informative
    No reg, wheeeee....

    The article

    Bon appetit.

  22. There are alternatives on More on Media Consolidation · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Alternatives exist; thanks to the spread of independent music over the Internet (much of it free), you can make excellent compilations to listen to in the car on a very small budget. There's even radio alternatives, like satellite radio. Of course, no one really wants to pay for radio, but then again, perhaps that's why Clear Channel decided to destroy the stuff you get for free: to force the discerning music listener to pay.

    Maybe I'm wrong, given that there's no pay-to-listen alternative to MuchMusic (Canadian MTV) up here, and they still insist on showing the same Avril Lavigne and Nelly videos on a loop for 24 hours a day.

  23. IANAL... on Spamhaus Responds To Spammers' Lawsuit · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Someone please, please tell me there are perjury-charge meriting falsehoods in the documents filed by the spammers. The claims that Spamhaus is a commercial organization and is maliciously blocking traffic are particularly suspicious.

    After all, they got Capone for income tax.

  24. Re:XBox Modchips on Play PSX Games On Your Xbox · · Score: 1
    Ahh yes, the obscure third purpose I couldn't put my finger on. Thanks.

    Obscure perhaps isn't the best term though; cheat prevention is a very, very important thing. I don't even play Counterstrike anymore thanks to hacks, and I fear that the official Valve release of DoD could be the beginning of its end too. Ah well.

  25. Re:XBox Modchips on Play PSX Games On Your Xbox · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Well, it's not as though you'd get a different response from Nintendo, Sony, or any other console maker, for that matter.

    One way or another, for Microsoft, your installing a modchip is A Bad Thing. Either you do it to turn your box into a PC, therefore very likely forgoing games (which they make all their profit from), to actually pirate games, or to use it for some other obscure purpose which I can't think of at the time being. :)

    You'd protect your interests if you were in MS' shoes. If you're looking for someone to hiss at for unsavoury practices in the industry, take a look at some of Nintendo's early-nineties antics.