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  1. I'd really rather not, thank you.

  2. Re:LOL ... w00t? on "Barbie: I Can Be a Computer Engineer" Pulled From Amazon · · Score: 1

    The hat will come separately and cost extra

  3. Re:In the next 12 months... on Ballmer To Retire · · Score: 1

    Flinging a giant chair AT Steve Jobs? I'd consider pitching in on that.

  4. Re:Whisky not Whiskey on Iain M. Banks Gets Asteroid Named After Him · · Score: 1

    Don't feel bad, someone has to condition the barrels before they can be properly used.

  5. Re:Service Temporarily Unavailable on Quantum Random Numbers · · Score: 1

    Don't you mean what a cyst?

  6. Re:Really? on YouTube, Now In Text Mode! · · Score: 1
    But the big question is whether this new high def text still uses flash or if it takes advantage of HTML5 2.0, unless of course you're in France.

    ___
    A year of achievements already?

  7. Re:Prehistoric? on Prehistoric Gene Reawakened To Battle HIV · · Score: 1

    Simmons!?! Is that you?

  8. Re:Bye, bye. on Murdoch Says, "We'll Charge For All Our Sites" · · Score: 1

    For the most part though aren't the majority of news stories, whether they hook to the left or swing to the right, simply a complete reprint of an Associate Press story? Local news is best grabbed via a local paper level, they will provide much more comprehensive stories than a large news media empire; the large media empire really hasn't the space or time to cover small local interest stories. Those local newspapers are struggling, but haven't died as they provide a unique service to their own particular communities. That assumes that they haven't been digested by a large media entity.

    That local paper provides a unique service that I cannot acquire elsewhere. The larger media for the most part do not. The same story is available from a large variety of services, the only difference being a slightly different cut and paste editing job. The investment of that large media empire is their subscription to the AP and the time it took to cut and paste the story into their own paper. I am happy to pay to access local news because it is a unique service.

    If those media empires decided to provide a unique service, like say reintroducing that severely endangered animal, the Investigative Reporter, who will not only tell you what is happening, but also the events which lead to it happening and how those events were able to occur, plus how this might affect future events; then I might just change my mind and pay for content. As it stands right now, I'll get my country/world level news for free (apart from watching ads on every available piece of space around said news) via RSS and websites that give me cut and paste AP stories for free.

    It would also help sway me if their grammar was better than mine.

  9. Re:The Fountain of Youth. on Doctors Baffled, Intrigued By Girl Who Doesn't Age · · Score: 5, Informative
  10. Re:I for one... on Giant Spiders Invade Australian Outback Town · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's a joke, you dim bulb.

    Jesus, try to tell a joke and some nerd has to analyze it to death.

    Oh and great, Oz has more landmass. As soon as you have a major export other than funny accents and bananas, send us a note.

    I hear they are having a special on arachnids too.

  11. Re:Hahaha, good one. on Senator Arlen Specter Becomes a Democrat · · Score: 2, Funny

    If the US pulled out of Iraq...

    You do know that's not really an effective form of contraception.

  12. Re:Not funny when it's obvious AND predictable on Online Banking Customers Migrating To Lynx · · Score: 5, Funny

    It only really makes Slashdot look utterly, pitifully pathetic.

    You must be new here.

  13. Re:Slashdot achievements on Slashdot Launches User Achievements · · Score: 1

    Think someone will have to then report you for using the Hot Coffee mod.

    Now, would that be a +1 mod or a -1 mod?

  14. Obligatory on Stretching Before Exercising Weakens Muscles · · Score: 1

    "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

  15. Re:Guinness already does it... on Researchers Developing Cancer-Fighting Beer · · Score: 1

    I never knew they made Guinness out of a specific strain of poet. No wonder its good for you.

  16. Re:you can't stop the doomsayers on LHC Success! · · Score: 1

    That particular claim was made by an english crackpot, and given time on the BBC evening news.

    That's not a nice name to call Sir Arthur C. Clarke.

  17. Re:It's clear why they are doing it on SPORE Released 5 Days Early In Australia · · Score: 1

    They are trying to get a good Zero Punctuation review from Yahtzee.

    That was the first thing that crossed my mind. That and him cackling about finally getting it over on the rest of us bar-stards.

  18. Re:Censorship on Fallout 3 Edited Version To Hit Australian Shelves · · Score: 1

    Rowan has an evil twin!?!

  19. Re:I hate... on Batman Discussion · · Score: 1

    ... but Gyllenhaal will always be sad turtle girl to me. Hard to ignore that while she's on screen.

  20. Re:time paradox on White House Refused To Open Unwelcome EPA E-Mail · · Score: 1

    There was a read receipt, of course. Those are infallible.

  21. Re:How exactly do you prove something DOESN'T exis on British "X-files" Released to Public · · Score: 1

    Are you trying to say unicorns don't exist?!?! Have you never heard of a narwhal? What did you think happened when a narwhal and a horse mate?!?! Umm, at lease one perforated colon?
  22. Re:Quick. on D&D Co-Creator Gary Gygax Has Passed Away · · Score: 1

    No, the effectiveness of rules lawyering is measured by the amount of steam and/or foam coming out of the various visible orifices of the DM. If they play along, you're not doing it right.

  23. Re:This was on The Inquirer yesterday on New VIA x86 CPU Takes Aim At Intel Silverthorne · · Score: 0, Redundant

    YMBNH

  24. Re:Creationist predictions on Texas Creationist Museum Facing Extinction · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one confused as to what BioChem has to do with either Astrophysics or Geology?

  25. Re:"Will"? on Scientist Calls Mars a Terraforming Target · · Score: 1

    If you're gonna play pool with planets you better get the maths right as I'd rather the earth didn't end up in a tighter orbit too...

    I'd rather trust Lister to make that shot than some mathematician that has never won a game of pool in their life.