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  1. Re:Some common sense in the patent office? on PTO Requests Working Model of Warp Drive · · Score: 1

    Remember, Einstein was a "mere" patent clerk.
    There have at least at some point in history been some brains in the patent office.
    My bet is there are still lots there.
    I would love to have a similar job - vetting other peoples ideas, however it would be better if the patent office actually got inloved and brought together like minded inventors and introduced them to each other, we might advance our civilisation by doing this.

  2. Re:News for Nerds? on 4th BC Century Defensive Wall Unearthed · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think you mistranslated it,

    It was there to protect us from Celine Dion.

  3. Re:Will the source code be available? on Online Artificial Gene Design · · Score: 4, Funny

    I believe god owns the source code to our dna.
    However, SCO might have something to say about that.

  4. Re:One good reason NOT to buy Windows Vista: on Ten Reasons to Buy Windows Vista · · Score: 1

    Errrrr I mean *Vista of course :$

  5. Re:One good reason NOT to buy Windows Vista: on Ten Reasons to Buy Windows Vista · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Average joe won't even purchase Windows XP at retail.

    The greatest majority will obtain it via a new computer.
    I'm not going to knock MS on this one.
    If they get it right, then its a great deal better for US.
    We get to spend more time relaxing because joe won't be calling us every five minutes.

  6. Re:What a deal on Build a Homemade Media Center PC · · Score: 1

    I would hazard that you mean $200 after accounting for the laptop.
    You might get lucky and have one with a high enough spec lying around, but I doubt most people will.

  7. Re:I think this has been said before... on RIAA: Ripping CDs to iPod not 'Fair Use' · · Score: 1

    Is there a warranty period for CDs?

    Can you get replacements for them within a certain timespan?

    With game companies, they usually offer some form of replacement procedure whereby returning the original cd and some fraction of the price you get a replacement.
    We had to do this with my missuses copy of Sims (cd was sat on by my eldest)
    I think it cost us about £10 but we got a shiney new cd.

    Seems quite reasonable to me (thought I would still prefer to be able to make my own backup copy)

    From the Sims site:


      First, check to see if there are any scratches, fingerprints, or marks of any kind on the disk surface. Something even as small as a piece of hair or a very light scratch can cause this error. If you find any fingerprints or debris try cleaning the CD with a soft cotton cloth. If after cleaning the CD the error still occurs, or if there are still scratches you can send the CD in to be replaced. You can contact our warranty department at (650) 628-1900 to exchange your disk for a new one. To replace your software you will need a sales receipt dated within the 90-day warranty period. Electronic Arts warrants its software to the original purchaser that Electronic Arts' software is free from defects for a period of 90-days as stated in the manual. If the disk has been misused, or the 90-day warranty has passed, then a fee will be assessed to replace the software.

    FEES:

    Floppy Disk and PC-CD products: $7.50 per CD
    GameCube, G.B.Advanced, G.B. Color,
    PlayStation, Playstation 2, & Xbox products: $15.00
    Nintendo 64 cartridges: $30.00
    All manuals: $5.00
    Reference Cards: $3.00

  8. Re:Enjoy? on RIAA: Ripping CDs to iPod not 'Fair Use' · · Score: 1

    You've never been in a casino before have you?

  9. Re:No CDs on RIAA: Ripping CDs to iPod not 'Fair Use' · · Score: 1

    Also, by purchasing online, you can also as part of some DRM schemes burn a copy of the song you purchased to CD.

    I never thought I would say this, but DRM is the winner here - might as well close all record stores.

    *shudder*

  10. Miniature Office Supplies on Matchbox-sized Laser Projector · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now we have the mini projector, I want a mini red stapler.

    and you know what, when it arrives - its mine not yours.

  11. Re:What is the point of filesystem encryption? on UK Government Wants a Backdoor Into Windows · · Score: 1

    j akajsd wskdwie pwsosdf poaowqq qwepo23 def fs oso ff ffke qqp1 qqkjasddf.

    Or in plaintext unencrypted -

    Without a passphrase to decrypt the data theres not a great deal you can do with random bytes.

  12. Driller on the Spectrum on Games That Push System Limits · · Score: 1

    Amazing to see full shaded 3d produced on the humble spectrum (and look around some of its billions of individual window views!)

    Crash magazine gave it 97% the highest rating ever, and it really pushed the boat out.

    (I only just remembered about this talking about HL in a previous discussion)

  13. Re:Half-Life 1 + 2 on What Game Do You Love? · · Score: 1

    Half life did something no other game has ever done before.
    It took my breath away.

    Just the initial train ride and walk around mesa did it.

    No other game had ever been that immersive - Doom and Wolf were just random shooters they felt more like top down Gauntlet did - shoot everything that came at you.

    I'm not young either, I remember playing Driller on my ZX Spectrum (1st real fly around 'rendered' 3d game ever if I remember rightly - 97% in Crash) - that had the graphics, but gameplay let it down.

  14. Re:One's in office on Robot Piloted by a Slime Mold · · Score: 1

    Have some respect, thats your boss we are talking about!

  15. 50% of humans found with cat parasite on Mind Control Parasites in Half of All Humans · · Score: 3, Funny

    Its no wonder so many are infected.

    Us males can't stop licking pussy!

  16. Re:Nothing to see here... on Mind Control Parasites in Half of All Humans · · Score: 5, Funny

    These aren't the parasites you are looking for.

  17. Make sure you account for everything on Near Light Speed Travel Possible After All? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Theres no point in travelling at close to light speed if your have no way of stopping.

    Mind that planet!

    What planet?

    SPLAT

  18. Re:It's inevitable on What About the Grey Gamers? · · Score: 1

    I would go for more online games if I could immerse myself easily.
    However, most enforce a tiny postage stamp sized area to play on and it completely wrecks the experience.

    I realise I can just link directly to the flash and get it fullscreen, but for a quickish playtest its inconvenient.

  19. Re:yeah right on Google Beta Testing "Gmail For Your Domain" · · Score: 1

    If the chat is securely logged, then why not?

    Its a good way to handle the nitty gritty business needs (two techs in different companies liasing about some technical issue) without being slowed down by mail.

    I know a great many issues that can be dealt with in under 5 minutes that because of mails and faxes and even phone calls (describing code modifications over the phone is not efficient) can take over a week to handle.

  20. Re:It belongs to SCO! on Undisturbed Tomb found in the Valley of the Kings · · Score: 2, Funny

    Archaeologists today confirmed there are infact hieroglyphs pointing towards SCO ownership.

    They read:

    Bird
    Fish
    Lawyer
    CamelShit
    CamelShit
    CamelShit

  21. Re:Explain this please on Inside the BlackBerry Workaround · · Score: 1

    I would hazard the difference to be at the carrier.

    All the talk of moving emails onto the carriers' network mean extra hardware for them (rather than just data transit)

    RIM -> Carrier -> User

    How would this affect roaming and multiple carriers, would a user connecting to a foreign carrier have to ping RIM who will have to check the mail on the carriers' system and upload the mail back to them?

    If thats the case, I would imagine the carriers aren't going to be totally happy knowing that they are storing the emails for people who may not actually be on their network for extended periods.

  22. Re:Well If That Isn't Worthy Of A Patent... on Inside the BlackBerry Workaround · · Score: 1

    You are 100% right.
    A patent should only be valid if there is a product or service utilising it.

  23. Re:ffmpeg? on Newest Patent Threat to MPEG-4 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I suppose they could just give a percentage of their profits :)

  24. Re:Two options left on Limited Email Surveillance Approved · · Score: 0

    Since they won't see the subject name, they will just assume your a sick fuck and lock you away for years and years :P

  25. Re:Seems like a statisticians nightmare on Scaremongering over Spyware? · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wouldn't be surprised if they have installed a little program on peoples machines to monitor and upload the stats about how much spyware a person has on their machine.