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  1. Either, or, ... on Are NDA 'Prior Inventions' Clauses Safe to Sign? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Either bend over backwards to please your customers or bend over forwards to be pleased by your customers.

    How will you decide?

    Film at 11!

    (Every time someone puts you in a position where you have to choose between two lesser evils, take the third one or make one up yourself.)

  2. Re:BFD. That's what those numbers are for... on Geologists Angry About New 'Pluton' Definition · · Score: 1

    b0rk b0rk b0rk b0rk!

  3. Re:Dark Matters on Dark Matter Exists · · Score: 1

    Interesting. So all the mathematical proofs I did for my undergrad CS classes aren't really proofs, but merely observations that support a current theory? I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

  4. Re:Change of Heart for the Bands on Some Bands Still Refuse Music Downloads · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Often called pretentious, the desire to have your work viewed and heard as a whole appeals to an older perception of music, one that I personally still subscribe to. It holds the idea of an album as a progression, as something that has a beginning and a conclusion, such as one might expect from a traditional symphony.
    Then why not sell the album as one track?

    (I'll let that sink in for a while.)
  5. War? on Are Plasma TVs the Next BetaMax? · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    "LCD is now in plasma country, and this means war -- a war some say plasma can't hope to win"
    I'm sorry, but unless (hundreds of) thousands of people die, defense contractors are sucking on the government's tit, and those who don't support the 'war effort' are ostracized because they are freedom-hating pinko nazis, you can't call it a good-ol' war.

    Come on folks, it's time to prop up the economy that doesn't really exist with the racket that's called war.
  6. Realspeak, please? on First Intel Quad Core Ready Desktop Mobo Spotted · · Score: 1
    One interesting bullet point in the spec list is that these boards are "Quad Core Ready"
    Why aren't they claiming "Quad Core Support?" "Ready" sounds like you can plonk in those CPUs, but can't really use all four cores. Is this just marketing speak?
  7. Re:one time at computer camp... on Computer Voodoo? · · Score: 1

    Modded funny? Paul Graham did just that with his Viaweb page editor and he made money while doing it.

    Coincidence? I think not.

  8. Re:My analysis? on Computer Voodoo? · · Score: 0
    Why in God's holy name does Windows fail to boot one time, and then boot successfully the second time?
    Well, isn't that obvious?

    Pristine Windows are squeaky clean and Oh, Shiny! Then you kick them very hard, because you're angry at Mac, and you start Bleeding, because of the sharp Edges. And since it's common to bleed quite a lot when booting Windows, your face may become Blue. That's a failed boot attempt. Now they're broken and lots of Glass is missing being replaced by Aero. That means you'll have to get new Windows and pay the Microsoft Tax. Vi$$$ta, baby! By now, frustrated, having had a blood transfusion, and your face flushed red like an Apple, you kick them very hard a SEcond time and, well, nothing really happens because it wasn't really supposed to work anyways. That's a successful boot attempt.
  9. There is this one guy on Scientists Biographies for 5th and 6th Graders? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Richard P. Feynman. Read Surely You're Joking Mr. Feynman and you'll understand. :))

  10. Re:Money! on Lessig Defends Free Culture in Keynote · · Score: 1

    The only industry I can imagine that pays for polished turds is the hardcore porn industry. ;)

    (Yeah, mod me -1: Disgusting.)

  11. Re:Money! on Lessig Defends Free Culture in Keynote · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I do not think that media should be allowed to be replayed for free.
    That's one of many options. If there a lot options, usually a free market can make the right decision (not the best, just the right). Let's get rid of the state-enforced monopoly that is copyright and see with what option businesses come up with. Try DRM? Fine with me. But don't legislate it.

    I do not think that media should be allowed to be replayed for free. Significant amounts of money went into making TV shows and movies and the like
    That's funny. Compare a Ferrari from 1983 (random date) that cost $230,000 to make and sold for $800,000 to a baseball card from 1930 that cost $0.02 and sold for $0.50. The Ferrari is less worth today, but the baseball card increases its value. Conclusion: the price of a good does not depend on the cost, but the on the desire of the buyer. The more desire there is for a product, the higher the price will be. Austrian Economics, check it out.

    and any system must ensure that the producer gets his cut.
    Good idea in theory. In practice, that's communism. And as we already know, that didn't and continues not to do so well. (Compare: someone who polishes turds. Should he get paid for the hard work he does?)
  12. Re:No not really on Hardware Virtualization Slower Than Software? · · Score: 2, Funny
    However if I were to guess as to why this might be the case I'd say it's because they didn't do it right.
    Holy crap, you just bloated "They're wrong." into 26 words. Do you work as a government advisor in your free time?
  13. Re:Nice on New Super-sized Customer Database for Amazon? · · Score: 1

    How convenient to be Canadian. :D

  14. Re:Why Apple will never kill Dell on Apple's Leopard Strategy to Kill Microsoft and Dell? · · Score: 1
    Most people
    Hey, do you work for FOX News by any chance? They use sweeping generalisations and weasel words just like you do. ;)
  15. Re:Nice on New Super-sized Customer Database for Amazon? · · Score: 1

    Nothing (no one) will stop Amazon from sharing (selling) its data with other companies.

  16. Re:Enlighten me on Microsoft Port 25 interviews Miguel de Icaza · · Score: 1

    The C Standard Library function strcpy copies strings, which simply are arrays of characters terminated with a binary zero (NULL, NUL, \0). Strcpy doesn't check if there's enough space in the destination buffer, so depending where and how big your destination buffer is, strcpy will happily overwrite precious data. This flaw can be used for several severe attacks against OS security. An alternative to strcpy is strncpy, which relies on the programmer to provide the size of the destination buffer so that it knows when to stop copying/overwriting data.

  17. Re:Only 1 thing to do... on CEA President Slams RIAA Audio Flag · · Score: 1

    Do it again?

  18. Re:To the anti-game critics: on Bully Trailer Hits the Web · · Score: 1

    How can it be the word of God if it was written down by Men?

  19. Re:What an excellent article. on Hoarders vs. Deleters- What Your Inbox Says · · Score: 1

    +1: Insightful

    (Hey, now here is an idea: make moderations visible as entries, like comments!)

  20. Re:here's one that's unbelievable on Hoarders vs. Deleters- What Your Inbox Says · · Score: 1

    You remind me of people who store their files in the recycle bin. I think some desktop metaphors are just horribly broken.

  21. Re:hmmm, some generic info about CEO Dell's home P on Dell Reflects on 25 Years of PCs · · Score: 1
    PCs are becoming overconfigured underused status symbols and far less utilitarian.
    Good! That means we'll have less people rice up their Hondas with fart-can mufflers and gullwings the size of a house. I can stand morons showing off their new ultra-elite PC setup, but I can't stand some Honda 890ccm engine roaring like a monster truck and farting like a machine gun. Fucking annoying pricks.
  22. Re:kinda cool on Network Card for Gamers - Uses Linux to Reduce Lag · · Score: 1
    Offloading that job to your ethernet card is a nice way to keep your CPU doing the stuff you want it focused on.
    Sounds like the wheel of reincarnation.

    We were just piping /dev/random over a netcat connection and into /dev/null, too. Couldn't figure out how to do anything faster. Any ideas? Cause we were stumped.
    Sure! Read from /dev/null instead of /dev/random. What's happens in /dev/null, stays in /dev/null. :P
  23. Cue the trolls... on Reuters Admits, Pulls Doctored Photos · · Score: 1

    Cue the pro-Israel/anti-Hezbollah and anti-Israel/pro-Hezbollah trolls in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

  24. Re:So what does this imply to the blogosphere? on The Sometimes Fallacy of The Long Tail · · Score: 1

    Conglomeratify! Leveragify! Outsourcify! Synergify! Entrepeneurify! Diversify!

    (Secret message within.)

  25. Re:Wars? on Power, Water and Refrigeration in One Box · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hell, combine the two and call it the War on Hurricanes! :)