It's time to upgrade your Internet Explorer 3.0! Microsoft has already released version 6.0. And guess what... it comes with Flash 6.0 as well! Prince said 1999 was a great year (I mean, with Flash 4.0 and all), but it's time to upgrade, PantyMan!
Please find enclosed $200 million dollars worth of vouchers redeemed on hardware purchases from Apple Computer. Please contact our Accounts Receivable department for accounts to wire the money to.
It has come to our attention that your moniker is valid only in the United States. The rest of the world properly refers to September 11th as 11/9. Not quite as catchy, huh? Be glad that you exist only in the United States.
American,
Gladiator
P.S. The 911 emergency response service will see you in court soon!
Due to a buffer overflow problem in my Outlook preview pane, someone was able to steal the source for SlashCode! Please note that they were only able to steal the source code that runs Slashdot, and not the actual content on Slashdot. Because of this unfortunate event, we have to shut down and re-code the network portions of SlashCode to avoid the inevitable trolling that might occur now that our source code is in the wild. The site will become progressively slower as we remove servers from our racks one-by-one. We hope to be back up by April of next year.
Law of conservation of mass and energy. Apearently, they can conjure up matter from no where. If they repected that law, then 99% of movies are out the window.
Dear J-Lo,
I have been informed that your derriere violates the law of conservation of mass and energy. Please fix this violation for Gigli 2 so the slashdot crew will pay their $$$.
On June 16, 2001 Elenhil Laiquendo (Boris Shapiro) and Elgaladna Findilauriel (Olga Kukhtenkova) got married in a catholic church in Russia. Boris is an amateur linguist and a beginner lambengolmo. He is fond of Tolkien and his languages and he specializes (to a certain extent) in Quenya and in Middle-earth calendars; he has complex ideas about Tolkien's world and Christianity and the Elder Days of our oikoumene; his beloved, Olga is an artist, a dramatic actress, a theatre costumier, she loves drawing fairies and elves and illustrating Tolkien, she also specializes in the history of arts and culture and loves mythology and collects cosmogonical mythos. They both are elves: his name is Elenhil Laiquendo and her one is Elgaladna Findilauriel.
Sometimes we just need to do without technology altogether. Pick up a hotdog and enjoy the game, don't worry about your wireless networking. I sure don't.
Slashdot Mirror
Dear Taco Panties,
It's time to upgrade your Internet Explorer 3.0!
Microsoft has already released version 6.0. And
guess what... it comes with Flash 6.0 as well!
Prince said 1999 was a great year (I mean, with
Flash 4.0 and all), but it's time to upgrade,
PantyMan!
Oral-B
It's an au file.
Letter
Please! The last thing we need is more Auroras!
With regards,
Car & Driver
There are clearly security updates posted here for 10.1 and other updates posted here for 10.2.
I would think that fixes for these bugs will be available from these locations.
10-4,
os-xor
You are not a court!
Carpe diem,
Seeay
Please find enclosed $200 million dollars worth of vouchers redeemed on hardware purchases from Apple Computer. Please contact our Accounts Receivable department for accounts to wire the money to.
Thank you very much for the business.
Sincerely,
Steve Jobs
It is so nice of you to put up a mirror on your own server.
Cheeeeeers,
Tab Cola
How do you plan to posting anonymously without the AC patch?
Concerningly yours,
Letter
Oh no, I just finished downloading the Mythical Man Month and -test8 is already out!
Back to downloadin' (and drinkin'),
Elvira
It has come to our attention that your moniker is valid only in the United States. The rest of the world properly refers to September 11th as 11/9. Not quite as catchy, huh? Be glad that you exist only in the United States.
American,
Gladiator
P.S. The 911 emergency response service will see you in court soon!
Thank you for censoring "the content" for me.
Now I have much more time to do my job.
Sincerely,
Worker #511720
Please help, I can't seem to find the SHIFT key on my Nokia 3595.
Regards,
D.M.C.A.
Due to a buffer overflow problem in my Outlook preview pane, someone was able to steal the source for SlashCode! Please note that they were only able to steal the source code that runs Slashdot, and not the actual content on Slashdot. Because of this unfortunate event, we have to shut down and re-code the network portions of SlashCode to avoid the inevitable trolling that might occur now that our source code is in the wild. The site will become progressively slower as we remove servers from our racks one-by-one. We hope to be back up by April of next year.
Apologies,
Letter
Dear Design Pattern,
They just implemented the java.util.Comparator interface.
Love,
Los Lobos
I have SPF 45. Your UV rays stand no chance against me.
Sincerely,
Letter
Dear J-Lo,
I have been informed that your derriere violates the law of conservation of mass and energy. Please fix this violation for Gigli 2 so the slashdot crew will pay their $$$.
Love,
MPAA
The obligatory joke about you inventing the Internet goes here.
Sincerely,
Letter
I just want to say LOVE YOU SAN!! billy gates why do you make this possible ? Stop making money and fix your software!!
Love,
Letter
On June 16, 2001 Elenhil Laiquendo (Boris Shapiro) and Elgaladna Findilauriel (Olga Kukhtenkova) got married in a catholic church in Russia. Boris is an amateur linguist and a beginner lambengolmo. He is fond of Tolkien and his languages and he specializes (to a certain extent) in Quenya and in Middle-earth calendars; he has complex ideas about Tolkien's world and Christianity and the Elder Days of our oikoumene; his beloved, Olga is an artist, a dramatic actress, a theatre costumier, she loves drawing fairies and elves and illustrating Tolkien, she also specializes in the history of arts and culture and loves mythology and collects cosmogonical mythos. They both are elves: his name is Elenhil Laiquendo and her one is Elgaladna Findilauriel.
so elves do get laid,
letter
You must be New Here.
By the powers vested in me by the gods on Mount Pentium I hereby proclaim you a verifiable .NUT.
billg
Did someone say Dave Thomas?
I'd like a Big Bacon Classic, please.
Thanks and keep the change,
Consumer
Dear Windows Users,
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Yours,
B. Overflow
Sometimes we just need to do without technology altogether. Pick up a hotdog and enjoy the game, don't worry about your wireless networking. I sure don't.
Sincerely,
Letter
Re: 210630 -- Make install.com be smarter
Bitch get smarter!!!
Moz,
Illa