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  1. Re:Theory on Elon Musk Lays Out His Evidence That NYT Tesla Test Drive Was Staged · · Score: 1

    Ah... crap. I knew something looked wrong.

    The irony is horrifying.

  2. Re:Theory on Elon Musk Lays Out His Evidence That NYT Tesla Test Drive Was Staged · · Score: 3

    There's taking "liberties with the truth", and then there's outright deliberate sabotage.

    Fortrunately, English has a word that nicely covers both of those variants: deceipt.

    A newspaper has no business engaging in any form of deceipt. It's the opposite of informing the reader.

  3. Re:Bill needed on Xbox Originator: "Stupid, Stupid Xbox!!" · · Score: 1

    Did MS flatline because Bill left, or was it always going to flatline around then because it MS had reached that point where it couldn't go after new markets without canniblising it's core income streams and competitors were lined up to take advantage of that.

    Wait... BINGO! I've got BINGO!

  4. Re:Too bad... on Pope To Resign Citing Advanced Age · · Score: 1

    Actually, by retiring before he dies, he gets a strong voice in selecting his successor. That, along with the fact that he's been carefully selecting like-minded cardinals the last several years, ensures the next pope will by very similar to Benedict.

    Yes, by striking himself down, he becomes more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

  5. Re:Why is this on slashdot? on Pope To Resign Citing Advanced Age · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Why is this on slashdot?"

    It's about a guy who can talk to the cloud without any computer.

    Chuck Norris?

  6. Billions of zeros and ones per second on The Return of CISPA · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If the government isn't going to be reading them, then I assume we can cease construction of the huge new NSA data center in Utah?

  7. "Needs"? on Will Renewable Energy Ever Meet All Our Energy Needs? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Until you define "needs", the question is pretty meaningless.

  8. Re:Maybe it's really family reasons.. on Alan Cox Exits Intel, Linux Development · · Score: 2

    Sometimes a man needs to stop coding to take care of his family relationships..

    Agreed, but he probably shouldn't go to the pub and announce he's going to hack his family.

  9. Re:At least one on IT Job Market Recovering Faster Now Than After Dot-com Bubble Burst · · Score: 1

    Thanks.

  10. Re:"techies" unemployed? Maybe those over 50... on IT Job Market Recovering Faster Now Than After Dot-com Bubble Burst · · Score: 1

    The U.S. federal government is pretty good in this regard. I'm sure the people deciding whom to hire have certain assumptions about how technical ability changes with age. But they generally don't think about things like a candidate's health insurance costing more.

  11. Re:At least one on IT Job Market Recovering Faster Now Than After Dot-com Bubble Burst · · Score: 1

    Serious question: what's the meme where people just write "this." as the first paragraph of a reply? I can't make sense of it.

  12. Re:so why would i buy a blackberry? on RIM Attracts 15,000 Apps For BlackBerry 10 In 2 Days · · Score: 2

    Hey, take off, eh?

  13. Reflection on MIT Investigating School's Role In Swartz Suicide · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ".... Now is a time for everyone involved to reflect on their actions, ..."

    Seems to me that before his suicide would have been better timing.

  14. Re:Legal defense fund? on Man Charged With HIPAA Violations For Video Taping Police · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but sometimes I prefer to target my donations a little more precisely to a particular effort, as in this case.

  15. Legal defense fund? on Man Charged With HIPAA Violations For Video Taping Police · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If someone sets up a legal defense fund, I'd be happy to chip in.

    I'd also chip in for a fund to pay for going after that deputy and that police department.

  16. Re:Such a stupid country on Smart Guns To Stop Mass Killings · · Score: 1

    So an entire country is stupid, if it has just one commentator who makes an ill-conceived proposal?

  17. Games? on Razer Unveils High-End Gaming Tablet · · Score: 4, Funny

    So what games to you play on a high-end gaming tablet? " Insanely Incandescently Pissed-off birds"?

  18. Re:It works! on Loss of a Single Laptop Leads to $50k Fine Against Idaho Hospice · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's hard to tell if you're being sarcastic or not.

  19. Re:Coed education on Why Girls Do Better At School · · Score: 1

    When I was young all-boy and all-girl schools were going away. The feminists argued that it was discriminatory against girls.
    Then later the feminists started arguing that girls had to be separated from boys in class because they were intimidated by the boys.

    Frankly I think single sex classrooms would be better. Taking away some of the sexual distractions. At the same time there is something to be said for mixed ed sex. Maybe what I would do is build all-boy and all-girl schools next to each other.

    If the issue is sexual attraction, you could end up needing as many classrooms as students:

    • No straight boy, bisexual boy, bisexual girl, or gay girl could be in a room with any girl.
    • No straight girl, bisexual girl, bisexual boy, or gay boy could be in a room with any boy.

    In the extreme case, a class full of bisexual students would need to have one kid per classroom.

    Combinatorics can be a bitch.

  20. My suggestion. on Ask Slashdot: How Can I Explain To a Coworker That He Writes Bad Code? · · Score: 4, Funny

    To worker: "You write bad code."

    See, by choosing the right language for the problem, the solution was very simple. And I did it with just four keywords plus one terminator!

  21. Re:What does HP DO anymore, anyway? on HP Cuts Workforce By 5%, Looks To Probe GM Hires · · Score: 1

    Can anyone blame them?

    Apparently HP's lawyers can.

  22. Re:So.... on HP Cuts Workforce By 5%, Looks To Probe GM Hires · · Score: 1

    Or perhaps it has to do with people doing gut-checks about exactly why one should keep his/her word.

  23. Sleep. on Ask Slashdot: What Is Your New Years Eve Tradition? · · Score: 1

    Schlaffe. Ich schlaffe fuer die ganze nacht.

  24. Re:About time on Google Docs Vs. Microsoft Word: an Even Matchup? · · Score: 2

    Well, one thing going for Google Docs is that it doesn't have the ribbon bar.

    Man, I still can't get the hang of that thing.

  25. Re:reveal codes FTW on Google Docs Vs. Microsoft Word: an Even Matchup? · · Score: 2

    Out of curiosity, if you're that obsessed with formatting, why don't you use LaTeX?

    Granted, it provides many formatting rules behind the scenes. But they're generally really good formatting rules.