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  1. Re:More power! on Cheap Fast Eyeglasses from a Desktop Fabricator · · Score: -1

    And I thought it printed Powered Chocolate(TM) from the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory - Digital Coacoa Division.

  2. I think I have a headache... on Nerve Cells Successfully Grown on Silicon · · Score: -1

    "It's nut a toomar!"

  3. You all fell for it... on Defending Open Source Security · · Score: -1

    Ha-ha.

  4. Re:whose payroll is writing this guys article ? on Defending Open Source Security · · Score: -1

    Either I am stupid or dumb or possibly both. That sentence doesn't make much sense to me. If you 'corrupt' a virgin and don't tell anybody in the 'public' then who cares besides the ex-virgin's fanatically christian parents (who don't know anything yet). I think the writer was trying to say something a little bit different like the developers who have planted phat trojans into their beloved code and release it to the public. Well? If that is what the author is really trying to say then he should bloody say it. Then again I didn't bother to read the article...

  5. Re:I read Perdido Street Station on King Rat · · Score: -1

    But that was his punishment. I won't say more.

  6. We should on Bush's Space Panel Seeks Public Input · · Score: -1

    build a bio-dome for shore.

  7. Re:Who cares? OS X is where its at! on The 2.7 Kernel: Back To The Future For Linux · · Score: -1

    I know you are joking (or I'm in denial) but some people here might actually think you are serious.

  8. Re:How Long on Today's Windows Virus - MyDoom / Novarg · · Score: -1

    Yeah that would be smart. It would open the doors to lawsuits involving bugs or features or both and computer systems will grind to a halt (much like Y2K).

    Seriously this would open an enormous can o' worms and you will be wishing you just had the fine patenting system you have today.

  9. Re:Military Use on The Amazing Properties of Aerogel · · Score: -1

    Until Sargent Bilko melts the ice beneath it.

    Base surfin'... Base surfin'... Base surfin'!

  10. Re:it's kinda like... on BSD For Linux Users · · Score: -1

    But I hear Brazillians are all the rage in America...

  11. Re:In Communist China... on Chinese MagLev Train Opens Next Week · · Score: -1

    Of course it does. The train uses magnets (like those U-shaped ones) to levitate off the track, and you on the / in the train are therefore being levitated too. If it was made in Russia, the train would MagLev(TM) the tracks for shizzle magoo.

  12. Re:It's an insane decision. on Disney Shuts Down 2D Animation Studio · · Score: -1

    People didn't want to pay the same dollar value for a movie which was of lesser dimension. I think Disney should skip 3D completely and go directly to 4D. There is too much competition in 3 dimensions these days. Now the Little Mermaid in 4D, now that's what people want to see!

  13. Re:yeah, but... on Sir Mix-A-Lot Using Weed To Distribute Music · · Score: 1, Funny

    Woah, there's a rainbow mannn, on this disc mannn! Where's the end of the rainbow, nobody knows mannn!

  14. Re:Actually on Sir Mix-A-Lot Using Weed To Distribute Music · · Score: -1

    Colonel Spliff: If I say get high, you say how high?!

  15. Damn... on Photoshop CS Adds Banknote Image Detection, Blocking? · · Score: -1

    I was going to start an evil corporation whose sole purpose was to create novelty American bank notes with Photoshop.

  16. Next on the agenda... on U.S. Begins Digital Fingerprinting In Airports · · Score: -1

    NO RED MEAT!

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. .

  17. clueless, like whatever. on GTA Violence, the Media, and the Gamers · · Score: -1

    "clueless mainstream press"

    The press is never clueless. Controversy, leads to interest, leads to conflict, leads to profit. Quite smart.

    Pitty.

  18. I didn't know... on Best Way To Beat A Caffeine Addiction? · · Score: -1

    Mountain Dew now had caffeine in it... I think you may have a sugar addiction. Do you put sugar in your coffee? If you have ticked the sugar addiction box well it's a long hard road out of Hell.

  19. Re:EMBRACE AND EXTEND ... on Konqueror Compiled For Mac OS X; KOffice Next · · Score: -1

    You've got it all wrong, it's extend then embrace...

  20. Re:Next Gen DVD specs to stop/slow copying... on Tech Titans Prepare to Battle Over Next DVD Format · · Score: -1

    Oooo it doesn't fit in a 5 1/4" slot, Oooo. I wonder how they got those 1.44MB floppy disk drives in there... Or those 3.5" hard disks... Magic? Shooby, shooby doo bee doo bee doo, magic...

    No burners? Think of the children who dream of being pirates!

  21. Don't read this crap... on Design-Your-Own Computer Case Kits · · Score: -1

    Realistically you could use an embalmed human corpse (or any corpse big enough, I suggest a medium sized dog for mini-ATX). Embalmed just like an Egyptian... You could even start up a business called Daddy Pharoh's. Entomb your PC in a delightful embalmed corpse. Call now and you'll and for only an extra $100 you can take your PC to the afterlife when you die.

  22. I've had a revelation on Skeptical Environmentalist Saga Continues · · Score: -1

    since I've been is this reality, if that's what you want to call it. The foundations of your human technology, generate heat. Your kind mines ore from the ground that act like heatsinks for the Earth and you create heating generating machines above the surface. Your super-conductors, your combustion technologies increase the heat on your pathetic planet. Surely, you must know it all adds up... No? And then there is the tree's. They could be reducing the effect of the chemicals your society burns, but they are turned into tables, and chairs and paper... This would be OK, if you replaced the ones you cut down, had better recycling practices in place that mimic nature's way. You say there is no warming on a global scale? Booyah.

  23. Re:Be thankful... on NVIDIA Releases New Linux Drivers · · Score: 0, Funny

    I know this is a troll, seeking attention perchance. Having a nvidia card or any such brand, does necessarily mean you must play games or die. Keeping all your bases covered is a good strategy, Trollman kuzb.

  24. Owww Owww on SCO Gets More Desperate; Sends More Letters · · Score: -1

    Owww! A paper cut!

    Ok SCO, you win...

  25. CGI... on Message in a Battle · · Score: 0, Funny

    eh... What does the C stand for?... Computer. Hmmm, what does the G stand for?... Generated.
    Hmmm, what does the I stand for?... Idiot.