I don't know if that's the complete archive; seems to be fragments and other compilations scattered all over the net. Anyhow, be advised not to consume any food or beverage whilst reading these gems - empirical knowledge suggest that you'll either choke to death or suffer a nasal or oral explosion with rather bad consequences to the keyboard/monitor... Enjoy!
Hail to the King, Baby! Hear Ye, and gaze upon the true and holy transcripts of the mighty One! We'll have none of this doctored emo crap - bah, humbug!
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. bloodninja: Baby?
Is it an ugly conversation? Yeah. But when you're talking about people who have as large of a stake in a company as Gates and Allen had, the idea of a corporate leadership line of succession is a pretty important thing.
As in a royal lineage instituted within a private tyranny? Would that be descriptive?
A flak jacket is designed to stop shrapnel, not bullets. Just about anything will tear through a flak jacket. Have a look at this Vietnam issue flak jacket being perforated by pistol rounds... http://www.theboxotruth.com/docs/bot15.htm
+5 informative site! I've thought about doing a similar experiment for some time now, but I can tell by the attention to detail and the range of weapons utilized in the photos, I'll just leave it be.
Did you pull this factoid from thin air or what? I'm just asking, 'cause I've yet to read any accounts from the war indicating significant refusal to obey orders within the republican army. Quite the contrary actually; there was reportedly more soldiers going AWOL on the nationalist side than among the anarchist militias.
I'd recommend reading "The Spanish Civil War" by Antony Beevor or "Homage to Catalonia" by George Orwell(online: http://www.george-orwell.org/Homage_to_Catalonia/) for reference and pretty much accurate recounts of what went on during the war.
However, power without leadership is just dangerous and often more dangerous to the very organization which has the power....said the automaton, as he unwittingly cemented another brick in the walls of Babel.
You are correct, it's an ideology, much like the current world domination of capitalism conjoined with representative democracy. On the other hand, wouldn't it be interesting to know what we really stand for, and why we want change? If you do, check out this link: http://www.infoshop.org/faq/ Despite my rhetoric, I'm not trying to sell you anything, quite the contrary.
...this bullshit about anarchists being sissies. This man had/has a forum, hmmm... let me repeat that: A FORUM! in which he and fellow anarchists discuss(ed) matters concerning their ideas and ontology regarding anarchism quite openly. Should he dismiss his family and reach for his AK-47 just because the mafiament tapped him on the shoulder? Way to go: shoot sparrows with a cannon!
It is illegal to try to violently overthrow the government, make no mistake.
I'll bear that in mind the day I blow up their beloved skyscrapers. And I'll laugh to my heart's content!
You know, being "extremist" is merely a stigmatization of the instigation of the revolution and the will of the revolutionary made by the current regime. The day may come when a capitalist with an inclination for representative democracy will be labeled the same way - henceforth, the next question at hand would be: how would this "extremist" be treated? With spite or a welcoming hand? If only I had a forum to discuss such matters.../irony
Organizations out of which one can be drummed are not what I normally associate with anarchists.
That's exactly what anarchism is all about: legislative and executive authority will be drummed together into a body of individuals best suited for the task at hand, only to be recalled at the very moment the task has been completed. This practice was very effective during the Spanish Civil war, and it's done on a daily basis in the autonomous community of Copenhagen, the Christiania commune.
Every government is the result of a successful conspiracy, and every one of these conspiracies started as a mafia per se, which in turn originated as a revolt against an oppressor. And let's not forget that a soldier/agent will be used against any enemy of the state, be it interior or exterior. The State as an entity will always try to eliminate threats to its continued exitstance, especially a political movement whose ultimate goal is the complete eradication of organized regimes. Behind all those nice euphemisms of "protecting the citizen", "providing health care and infrastructure" etc, there's a body of individuals who will crack down upon anyone or anything hostile to their world order, with fire in their eyes.
But hey, I'm just another kook - and your sarcasm is beyond my wit...
Heavens no! We cannot, and must not stand in the way of the industrial revolution and those technocratic philanthropists who so kindly lead us into ever new and exiting markets, where "flashy" and "sexy" will bend the rules of entropy!
Now run along and buy something that will define you as a successful and prosperous individual, like a new cellphone or a BMW 7-series! "Made to be sold, not used!" is our motto, remember?
Based on some of the things he's done I think thats more complete lack of an embarassment gene rather than lack of fear.
Bah! The man's a demigod! A mere whisper from his mouth will induce joyful tears even amongst angels, lest they be cast away for heresy! Listen and cry, you ingrate:
"Rusk" is a shorter version of "riv ruskende gal", which would roughly translate as "stark raving mad" - in other words, the quintessential behaviour of most scandinavians, give or take a battle axe/beer or two...
It's their world; and if they need sympathy, they'll get it - after all, they've invested much time and resources in creating and sustaining our objective, "consensual" reality.
Have some sympathy, and some taste Use all your well-learned politesse Or I'll lay your soul to waste
Slashdot Mirror
Oh man, I'm so glad I live in the civilized western hemisphere! No crypto-fascist regimes and insane lead
*NO CARRIER*
eh.. Remove the trailing / at the end of the URL. Snafu.
http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm/
I don't know if that's the complete archive; seems to be fragments and other compilations scattered all over the net. Anyhow, be advised not to consume any food or beverage whilst reading these gems - empirical knowledge suggest that you'll either choke to death or suffer a nasal or oral explosion with rather bad consequences to the keyboard/monitor... Enjoy!
Hail to the King, Baby! Hear Ye, and gaze upon the true and holy transcripts of the mighty One! We'll have none of this doctored emo crap - bah, humbug!
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
"Equality is death!"
- Baron Rudolf Sebottendorff
Watching bouncing badgers made me bounce! http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
And there's a big ol snake - snake a snake oh its a snake as well...
Is it an ugly conversation? Yeah. But when you're talking about people who have as large of a stake in a company as Gates and Allen had, the idea of a corporate leadership line of succession is a pretty important thing.
As in a royal lineage instituted within a private tyranny? Would that be descriptive?
A flak jacket is designed to stop shrapnel, not bullets. Just about anything will tear through a flak jacket. Have a look at this Vietnam issue flak jacket being perforated by pistol rounds...
;P
http://www.theboxotruth.com/docs/bot15.htm
+5 informative site! I've thought about doing a similar experiment for some time now, but I can tell by the attention to detail and the range of weapons utilized in the photos, I'll just leave it be.
Too bad, really! Looks like good fun...
Did you pull this factoid from thin air or what? I'm just asking, 'cause I've yet to read any accounts from the war indicating significant refusal to obey orders within the republican army. Quite the contrary actually; there was reportedly more soldiers going AWOL on the nationalist side than among the anarchist militias.
)
I'd recommend reading "The Spanish Civil War" by Antony Beevor or "Homage to Catalonia" by George Orwell(online: http://www.george-orwell.org/Homage_to_Catalonia/
for reference and pretty much accurate recounts of what went on during the war.
What are you going to do?
Watch Jessica Simpson on MTV.
However, power without leadership is just dangerous and often more dangerous to the very organization which has the power. ...said the automaton, as he unwittingly cemented another brick in the walls of Babel.
You are correct, it's an ideology, much like the current world domination of capitalism conjoined with representative democracy. On the other hand, wouldn't it be interesting to know what we really stand for, and why we want change? If you do, check out this link: http://www.infoshop.org/faq/
Despite my rhetoric, I'm not trying to sell you anything, quite the contrary.
I bet you recite "The Charge of the Light Brigade" with a tear in your eye. You might wanna read and study Sun Tzu "The Art of War" instead.
...this bullshit about anarchists being sissies. This man had/has a forum, hmmm... let me repeat that: A FORUM! in which he and fellow anarchists discuss(ed) matters concerning their ideas and ontology regarding anarchism quite openly. Should he dismiss his family and reach for his AK-47 just because the mafiament tapped him on the shoulder? Way to go: shoot sparrows with a cannon!
Nice post hkb!
It is illegal to try to violently overthrow the government, make no mistake.
/irony
I'll bear that in mind the day I blow up their beloved skyscrapers. And I'll laugh to my heart's content!
You know, being "extremist" is merely a stigmatization of the instigation of the revolution and the will of the revolutionary made by the current regime. The day may come when a capitalist with an inclination for representative democracy will be labeled the same way - henceforth, the next question at hand would be: how would this "extremist" be treated? With spite or a welcoming hand? If only I had a forum to discuss such matters...
Organizations out of which one can be drummed are not what I normally associate with anarchists.
That's exactly what anarchism is all about: legislative and executive authority will be drummed together into a body of individuals best suited for the task at hand, only to be recalled at the very moment the task has been completed. This practice was very effective during the Spanish Civil war, and it's done on a daily basis in the autonomous community of Copenhagen, the Christiania commune.
Karl Koch.
Every government is the result of a successful conspiracy, and every one of these conspiracies started as a mafia per se, which in turn originated as a revolt against an oppressor. And let's not forget that a soldier/agent will be used against any enemy of the state, be it interior or exterior. The State as an entity will always try to eliminate threats to its continued exitstance, especially a political movement whose ultimate goal is the complete eradication of organized regimes. Behind all those nice euphemisms of "protecting the citizen", "providing health care and infrastructure" etc, there's a body of individuals who will crack down upon anyone or anything hostile to their world order, with fire in their eyes.
But hey, I'm just another kook - and your sarcasm is beyond my wit...
Heavens no! We cannot, and must not stand in the way of the industrial revolution and those technocratic philanthropists who so kindly lead us into ever new and exiting markets, where "flashy" and "sexy" will bend the rules of entropy!
Now run along and buy something that will define you as a successful and prosperous individual, like a new cellphone or a BMW 7-series! "Made to be sold, not used!" is our motto, remember?
Based on some of the things he's done I think thats more complete lack of an embarassment gene rather than lack of fear.
Bah! The man's a demigod! A mere whisper from his mouth will induce joyful tears even amongst angels, lest they be cast away for heresy! Listen and cry, you ingrate:
The exuberance of a manwhore
Now excuse me, I'll go sit in the corner and whimper some more...
"Rusk" is a shorter version of "riv ruskende gal", which would roughly translate as "stark raving mad" - in other words, the quintessential behaviour of most scandinavians, give or take a battle axe/beer or two...
Why all the sympathy?
It's their world; and if they need sympathy, they'll get it - after all, they've invested much time and resources in creating and sustaining our objective, "consensual" reality.
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste
He got 5 kilos of flax; none of that funny money you wage slaves call "a reason to live".
You see, Pirius is gay, and chapter 14 is when he meets himself and, well, I won't spoil it, but skip chapter 14.
:Note to self: No drinkin' and slashdottin'...
Well, at least it gives a new meaning to the phrase "Go fuck yourself"! Bwahahahaaaahhaaaaaaaaaa......
*sigh*
Slashcode decides to print this fortune when I enter the article:
When you're dining out and you suspect something's wrong, you're probably right.
Well, better head back to the Dreamland...(and no, that's not the name of the new Arnold restaurant)
Bah! The bastardized "sheeple" is passé and has attained a plebeian stigma. I, for one, prefer to call them "Cows". More to the point, I guess.