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Linux Geeks To Take Over World

B'Trey writes "According to this story by Rob Enderle of TechNewsWorld, Linux geeks are one of the most powerful forces in the world and are set to become the next Mob. Does this mean I get to wear a cool fedora and carry my distro CDs in a violin case?"

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  1. You still won't get a date on Friday. by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    Does this mean I get to wear a cool fedora and carry my distro CDs in a violin case?

    If your stick-on Vulcan ears don't interfere with the hat and if there's ample room in the violin case for your fake lightsaber... why not?

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    1. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I for one welcome our new geeky overlords.
      Oh wait, thats me! :)

    2. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      "Insightful"? Wow, the mods must be just juiced tonight.

    3. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I want to mod up +1 Funny whoever modded this as +1 Insightful.

    4. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by 1010011010 · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, it means Rob Enderle is a fucking moron. That's what his columns always mean.

      Vroom vroom, Rob. Fire up your stupid Ferrari laptop and go from zero to troll in 3.4 seconds.

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    5. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      In some ways it's worse than a dictatorship, if you think about it. Most people in nasty dictatorships have an all-to-clear a picture of exactly what kind of behaviors will get them 'disappeared.' It's not a guarantee or anything (you may be a government-critic's brother, for instance), but at least you have a sense of your position on the terrain.

      In the United States the law is so hopelessly complex, the enforcement so arbitrary, and adherence to the concept of checks and balances is such a farce that very few people are entirely sure of the legality of all their actions. Or what the consequences would be. We have developed a culture of lawyers for precisely this purpose - we walk on pins and needles hoping to God we aren't crossing some local, state, or federal ordinance without realizing it.

      To live in the United States without having a law degree or the money to employ someone with one full-time is to be a second-class citizen.
      --Ryv

    6. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by sleeper0 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I like how he spends a few paragraphs talking about the idea of a software labor union and then apparently completely forgets about that idea instead focusing on how mad people writing letters got an article pulled. Maybe his next labor union will be formed by christians angry at broadcast TV?

    7. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by rob_squared · · Score: 1

      It's much cooler than that.

      Tony-two-button: I don't like your attitute sonny. Geno, get the 500mW mouse laser and the Model M. We're gonna work you over good, REAL good.

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    8. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh dear. Looks like someone's got that bot crapflooding comments to other stories again. The captcha obviously didn't work. Try again taco.

    9. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Im a convicted felon and I have a 5 digit /. I would kick 90% of your asses. I've been using Slackware since 3.6. dont judege a book and all that

    10. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't a lot of the things that both do common tasks? I wonder if we could abstract out the common areas and write an application framework layer that is very nice, taking the ideas of all the current systems and allowing them to implement either koffice or Oo as a thin layer on top of the common layer?

    11. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by croddy · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I, for one, won't be joining any sort of Linux Labor Union. I was drawn to Linux-based operating systems because of the freedom and diversity they offered -- why would I join an organization that promotes a skill-set monoculture, restrictions on my work and others', and then charges me for it?

      Open source hackers -- the old "cathedral" FUD notwithstanding -- have always been a collection of individuals who relied upon their own unique skills to bring new ideas to the table and to share them with others.

      Perhaps this union would better suit the MCSE crowd.

    12. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A labor union for Linux geeks would not necessarily need to operate like the union that you describe. We probably shouldn't get a union like the teamsters to represent us, for example.

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    13. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by croddy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Unfortunately, the Teamsters et al. have already purchased a system of legislation that strongly favors unions that operate in such a manner. It would be difficult to avoid a descent into corruption and greed -- better just to avoid the union altogether.

    14. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by zev1983 · · Score: 1

      "Perhaps this union would better suit the MCSE crowd."

      But they already took over the world...

    15. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We probably shouldn't get a union like the teamsters to represent us, for example.

      I wouldn't call it a union then and model it after something like the American Bar Association for lawyers. Use it to setup a list of best practices and to "accredit" people so that there aren't morons in the industry.

    16. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by AhBeeDoi · · Score: 1

      Obviously, Enderle is referring to people who carry real light sabers.

    17. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Directrix1 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I like how he starts in this article:
      This is power that Microsoft, Oracle, IBM and many governments could only dream of having. The power to control the press and the skills contained in this organization are likely capable of disrupting travel, power grids and other broad national infrastructure systems if their demands are not met.

      He is trying to scare people away from Linux, by saying that the developers are all powerfull. Like as if they could just uninstall the software and source from your systems all of a sudden. What a stupid article, and what bad summary here on slashdot.
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    18. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by berzerke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ...It would be difficult to avoid a descent into corruption and greed -- better just to avoid the union altogether.

      No big organization is entirely free of corruption and greed and unions are no different. For all their flaws, they have done some good. Look at history. What were conditions in the factories like before unions? It was these horrible conditions that gave rise to unions in the first place.

      Unions are far from perfect, but so is management at most companies. Just look at the US Airways story to see why unions are still needed.

    19. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by fvwmfan · · Score: 1

      Not only is this a good idea in theory, it also epitomises a UNIX ideal. Good luck.

    20. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well how about this: a mailing list to inform members of when it is time to write e-mails to their bosses, and when it is time to strike. Otherwise, it doesn't do anything.

      Basically when IBM decides that it's time to take pensions away, the mailing list activates, and all employees send an e-mail to Sam Palmisano at the same time, threatening to strike if the pensions are taken away.

      It's just coordination, that's all. If just one guy sends the e-mail to Sam, he gets fired. If everyone sends an e-mail at the same time, nobody gets fired.

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    21. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Helios1182 · · Score: 1

      But if you live in the US and get arrested, at least you get a trial. Its not just, "well, you broke a law you may or may not have known about, its the gas chamber for you." It is also not very difficult to live within the law without knowing the exact word of the law. If ever you think, "gee, what I'm doing ought to be illegal" it probably is. The average citizen has litle to fear.

    22. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What idiot modded this "Insightful"?

      This is a troll, cross-posted from another article.

    23. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by cp.tar · · Score: 1
      That's nice... Who modded the script "insightful"?

      (I distinctly recall reading the very same comment yesterday on some other topic)

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    24. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wouldn't be getting weekends off, overtime, or a mere 40 hour work week if it weren't for unions. If you don't like a particular crew, fine, but don't claim you're promoting freedom by avoiding unions if you haven't been paying attention.

    25. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by crazyphilman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, no kidding. This Enderle guy rolled out three or four issues he clearly didn't understand or take the time to research, described them from a very limited and bent point of view, and tried to make one bad point while sneakily trying to advocate several more.

      This is the kind of article that, if presented to a freshman composition instructor, would be returned with red text in the margin saying "I'm not accepting this until you actually do some research. This work is unacceptable."

      He was so far off the mark it was almost comical. He reminded me of an old man sitting in the park, mumbling about how we "oughta just nuke all them arabians, and dem Frenchies, too". You hear him talk, you marvel at the absolute lack of clue, and you wonder if he's just putting you on... Then you realize, no, he really IS that feeble-minded.

      And you go have lunch, completely putting the weird old fart out of your mind.

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    26. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1

      Far better to have the futue of your company in the hands of a possiblyu psychopathic company like Microsoft -- who have an EULA that claims that they can force any software change they want down your throat, even if it breaks your mission-critical applications (your other choice is to destroy all copies of the software )-:, stop your software from working if they decide you aren't using it right and can change the terms of your 'license' (not likely to your advantage) at almost any time.

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    27. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It was these horrible conditions that gave rise to unions in the first place."

      Good point. And lets not forget how far companies will go if not kept in check. It is easy to forget. Remember the child sweat-shops they had going. Pathetic.

    28. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Winkhorst · · Score: 1, Troll

      You don't like labor unions, why don't you go to work for Walmart? They have all the advantages of no union plus you get to interact with the creme de la creme of American society....

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    29. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Re:You still won't get a date on Friday.

      There IS a way for geeks who want to date very HOT chicks. It's even quite simple: MOVE TO CHINA. I tried, and trust me it works. :)

    30. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude.

      Do you realise you just answered a crapflood script?

      Go ahead- read the grandparent, then read the parent. See any connection?

      No.

    31. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2, Funny


      He's NOT "off the mark" - it's FUCKING PROPAGANDA!

      Propaganda is not "off the mark" - it's deliberately deceptive crap. He knows PRECISELY that he is completely full of shit and he spouts it anyway.

      In that, he is EXACTLY like Bill Gates and George Bush.

      He makes Larry Ellison look like Pinochio.

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    32. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1, Informative

      Hah!

    33. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, won't be joining any sort of Linux Labor Union. I was drawn to Linux-based operating systems because of the freedom and diversity they offered -- why would I join an organization that promotes a skill-set monoculture, restrictions on my work and others', and then charges me for it?

      Because it gives you some negotiational leverage so that management can't change the terms of your employment at their whim. Of course, from the vibe I get, you're either a libertarian, a troll, or both.

      Open source hackers -- the old "cathedral" FUD notwithstanding -- have always been a collection of individuals who relied upon their own unique skills to bring new ideas to the table and to share them with others.

      No one is going to contend and say that the community isn't skilled, but they can continue to bring new ideas to the table while in a union; the two are not mutually exclusive.

      Perhaps this union would better suit the MCSE crowd.

      Wow, that's it. I can't read slashdot anymore. 5:Insightful? The last line is like saying, "Linux? Sounds like something better suited to AIDS infected homosexuals that eat poop." What the fuck is wrong with you idiots? He hasn't given the reasoning for any his assertions, just stated them.

      Slashdot moderators: put down your collective crackpipe, read and think about shit before you mark this sort of dreck "interesting" or "insightful."

    34. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Bigman · · Score: 1

      Psssst!

      Don't tell anyone, but I heard someone whisper that their friend overheard a rumour that someone else thought that people sometimes mod +1 Insightful rather that +1 funny because you can give karma with 'insightful' but not 'funny' to the funny person. If someone has enough karma they get the +1 bonus and appear on the radar of people that don't like reading slashdot at '0'.
      Perhaps some people read Slashdot for the humour? Maybe.

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    35. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Performaman · · Score: 1

      You could carry your Fedora and wear it too.

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    36. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      Why do americans look down on unions?
      If the "official" unions in the US are indeed corrupted (probably not true, "Union Busting" is a sport in the US), then find alternative, more aggressive unions like those similar to the IWW, surely there must be some Anarcho-Syndicalist unions out there.
      They usually have a direct democracy model with a rotational principle, so that every member can have a say in things, to avoid abuse of power.

      The purpose of unions is for workers to have more power against their employers, to make sure they receive the fruits of their labor, to limit the exploitation of themselves by ther employers.

      Don't complain when your jobs are outsourced to India, if you aren't organized, it's your own damn faults that you are powerless.

    37. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      Linux Labor Union. I was drawn to Linux-based operating systems because of the freedom and diversity

      Unions are about bringing freedom and democracy to your workplace.

      why would I join an organization that promotes a skill-set monoculture, restrictions on my work and others', and then charges me for it?

      Why do you suggest this? A Labour Union can be just as vibrant a group of labour as non-union.

      The purpose of a union is to bring labour a bit of leverage with capital.

      Before you quote mccarthy inspired anti-labour rhetoric, have a look at the robber barrons of the late 20th century and get back to me about how your mad skillz makes you indispensable.

    38. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I think he is DEFENDING labor unions.

    39. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by SComps · · Score: 1

      I got them all exciting modding me flamebait and off topic for questioning the validity of java in another thread *grin* You can thank me by paypal ;)

    40. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by B'Trey · · Score: 1

      I can't speak for all Americans, of course, but I don't look down on unions. I only dislike the laws that give unions special status and provide them with much of their power, and I dislike the way unions use their political clout in matters that don't directly relate to their members working conditions.

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    41. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Crazy+Eight · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You know, when I noticed this man's name in the summary I felt an instinctive, atypical desire to submit a slanderous post about him without even reading the article. It's amazing how intuition can save time. I don't know who this guy is or why I remember him as a total asshole, but the two sentences you've quoted reassure my faith in my own foggy notions. Dear Lord, what a shithead.

    42. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by jacquesm · · Score: 1, Insightful
      err, no. One of the reasons to outsource to India is *BECAUSE* they don't have unions there.


      Why do you think the wages there are so much lower, it's not all cost of living. These people are prepared to work under conditions and for compensations that are very much reminiscent of the situation here about 100 years ago, including child labour and modern forms of wage slavery.

    43. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by jacquesm · · Score: 1
      It's true that that's what labour unions were created for, a 'balance of power'.


      Unfortunately they have been subverted to turn a meritocracy (the workplace tends to cause the 'best' or 'most capable' to bubble to the top in a non-unionized company) into a situation of aristocracy based on seniority and lots of potential for graft. It's just another power structure preying on the 'newcomers' to the unionized company.


      A *MUCH* more fair system would be non-unionized but with every employee an automatic shareholder based on the time worked with the company. That way you can't get exploited because the profits will flow back into your pockets and the longer you work the more stock you've got, or if you are more of a short term person, you can exchange that stock for instant cash.

    44. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by ronaldb64 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No, it means Rob Enderle is a fucking moron. That's what his columns always mean.

      Vroom vroom, Rob. Fire up your stupid Ferrari laptop and go from zero to troll in 3.4 seconds.

      Hear, hear. After actually reading TFA my mouth kinda dropped open. Judging from the description in the Slashdot post this was supposed to be "a good thing". The Enderle by-line made me suspicious. And rightly so: a misguided article claiming that Linux has done all these bad things, and should be feared!

      I definitely liked the Maureen O'Gara thing: no mention whatsoever that the staff of LinuxWorld got fed up with O'Gara's half-ass researched articles, etc., no, instead, "In a coordinated combination of attacks which included a broad DOS attack on Sys-Con and an e-mail attack on Sys-Con's advertisers, Linux effectively made good on a threat that is beyond even Microsoft's reach..."

      Awsome. We are to be feared. More power to us. But not with articles that describe us as the next bad thing....

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    45. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Xiaran · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have a question for you? Do you actually know any Indian developers that live and work in India and other places in the world?

    46. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm... First Dvorak compared the Linux community to a mob, and now Enderle? Perhaps we're seeing an orchestrated astroturf PR campaign? Naw, these "journalists" have more integrity than to blindly forward the PR copy of some corporation. Right? Right?

    47. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by elliotCarte · · Score: 1

      I don't like the idea of the movement being organized into a union of sorts. I don't think it will happen personally. The Linux/FOSS community seems to like its very loosely organized nature. That's how the movement began. That's how the software is (usually) written. That's fundamental to the commonly held ideology of the members of the community and I think that's a major point missed completely by the author. Nonetheless it's an interesting little piece.

      Another point I'd add is that the author states that power without leadership is a dangerous thing. I don't think it's necessarily so. I think that power without leadership is a dangerous thing when not sufficiently distributed. When it is sufficiently distributed, it's power held by the people. It's democracy in it's purest form. Anyone is free to join the movement and thus have an equal say in how that power is utilized.

      An effort that requires a large degree of collaboration on the parts of many (i.e. the Groklaw case mentioned in the article) can only be successful when a large number of people feel very adamantly about a given cause. This is the power of a wide-spread mutually held strong belief, not the power of a charismatic, affluent, or otherwise powerful leader.

      Further, the effort (much like FOSS development is) was the result of a goal and/or opinion shared by members of a community that spans the world, not a pocket community the members of which are uniformly influenced by any single political or religious entity or culture.

      I for one would like to see it stay that way.

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    48. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe not developers, but I have recently communicated with a lot of Tech Support people who, by their style of writing, are obviously residing in India.

      It is obvious that they have very little command of written American English, or they are following a script which instructs them to IGNORE the responses of the customer and continue recommending worthless tests to "determine the problem".

      For example: you order a laptop with a DVD+-RW/CD-RW combo drive but it arrives with only a DVD+-RW drive installed.

      Their database says you have the combo. You show them the system info test THEY requested, which you emailed to them, where it states plainly that the installed drive is NOT the combo that was ordered, but a plain DVD+-RW.

      You email them that you can burn a DVD but you can't burn a CD. You point out the fact that the wrong drive was installed and that drive can't possible burn a CD. They respond by telling you "they believe" the reason why your CDROM can't burn a CD is because NERO is corrupted and you should upgrade to Nero 6.0.
      You have Nero 6.0 installed and it is working perfectly, at least as perfectly as Nero works.

      This goes on for half a dozen emails... (stay tuned for the conclusion..)

    49. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by croddy · · Score: 1
      My post is not anti-labor. It is anti-union, in the case of software developers and systems administrators.

      In case you've forgotten, labor and unions are not interchangeable.

      Perhaps unions in Europe are different from those in the U.S. -- here, they exist to crush unaffiliated labor, bribe lawmakers, and wipe out merit-based promotion and hiring. Their primary purpose is the assimilation of more members and the perpetuation of their own strangle-hold on the labor supply. The workers are simply the hostages of a different organization now.

    50. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by zipn00b · · Score: 1

      He IS comical. I read Enderle for the comic value not for any insightful commentary. He wants so badly to be a propaganda tool against open source but is just humorous in his efforts.

    51. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by PHP+Addict · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why do americans look down on unions?

      Speaking for myself, my hatred of these things comes not from a blind prejudice, but from experience. Like many things, the idea of The Union is a great one, in theory, but when I (a co-op/intern, getting my first "real-world" experience) has to teach the union laborers how to do their jobs, or worse do it for them because they're lazy/don't care, and have undo job security, one tends to see the light.

      Unions provide a security blanket that allows people to get by with a minimalist attitude. In the environmental department of a power plant, that is most definitely a bad thing.

      Next, unions give bargaining power to laborers; I'm all for that. When the workers abuse this power to force unfair conditions on the business/plant/etc, however, it's the same abuse of power that existed before unions, only in the opposite direction.

      I'm fully aware that my exerience is limited, but it's easy to find more than a few instances where such abuse of power exists/has existed.

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    52. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      If just one guy sends the e-mail to Sam, he gets fired. If everyone sends an e-mail at the same time, nobody gets fired.

      Didn't the air traffic controllers try this tactic with President Regan? Didn't he fire every one of them, and replace them?

      Yes, and yes.

      Don't assume that Palmisano can't fire everyone and start over. He can do whatever you make worth his while. I'd put some effort into making it worth his while to fund those pensions.

    53. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by domxl · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...the geek shall inherit the earth

    54. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by CommieOverlord · · Score: 1

      He makes Larry Ellison look like Pinochio.

      I don't think that sentence means what think it means.

    55. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Wow. This is Mitnick-like power!

      You remember how Kevin Mitnick was reported to have the ability to start a nook-you-ler war from any payphone in the country?

      I don't get Enderle. O'Gara stepped well over the line of professionalism just about every time she wrote an article. Then the one time she goes so far beyond the pale that readers complained to her publishers, they finally decide to sack her. This proves that rabid Linux geeks are now in control of the press?

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    56. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Tharkban · · Score: 1

      I've met a few. It's not all lies.

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    57. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by jav1231 · · Score: 1

      Say hello to my little friend! Tux!?

    58. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Pentavirate · · Score: 1

      Of course, you realise that forming software unions will only increase the speed of jobs going over to India. Why wouldn't a company outsource their software projects to non-union Indians instead of dealing with greedy high-priced unionized Americans?

    59. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      It's little obscure, I grant you.

      Pinnochio's nose grew when he told a lie. But he was basically a good kid (er, puppet), at least as I remember the story. Supposedly he has a good heart and saves Gepetto and becomes a real little boy at the end.

      Larry Ellison ain't a real little boy, but I haven't heard nearly as many lies coming out his mouth as I have Enderle's.

      Problem was I couldn't think of anybody truthful to compare Ellison to.

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    60. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by FingerDemon · · Score: 1

      I thought his article was kind of thought provoking... until I read her article. Good Lord! I mean publishing the address and phone number aside, it doesn't really make any sense. I really don't know how he got "she creates a powerful argument" out of what I read, although I only read the part that was posted here and not the original.

      I once had a job where I became a sort of wannabe journalist (I was producing for a TV news show, but never had any journalism experience). It is easy to get carried away and botch a story that you think is big. Even so, you need to be coherent and persuasive. If you aren't coherent in your point and persuasive in your arguments, it is hard for anyone to get past that to judge your accuracy (did she back up anything with a verifiable fact?) or your ethical standards (she printed personal info with little regard to its impact or even acknowledging that it is a drastic step).

      I don't know if IBM is employing someone that is supposed to be independent or if they use trickery to hide their control in the Open Source world. It wouldn't be that different from MS paying for surveys that show highly favorable results using MS products. It would be news. If there is any truth to it, she did a real disservice to herself and her readers by doing such a hack job of trying to report it.

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    61. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by CommieOverlord · · Score: 1

      I know who Pinnochio and Ellison are. The problem was that you mangled the common "A is so [blah] that he makes B look C".

      In order for the phrase to make sense B has to be the opposite of C. If B is the same as a C (e.g. liars like Ellison and Pinnochio) than the phrase loses any impact and sense.

    62. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      Another pedant.

      The point was Enderle lies more than Ellison does.

      Anybody who can't comprehend what I meant is a moron.

      Plain enough?

      Now kindly fuck off.

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    63. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by japhmi · · Score: 1

      Why do americans look down on unions?
      I, for one, look down on unions because a lot of unions have outlived their usefulness in many cases. It's an old-style system that needs to adapt to modern life or go away.

      Furthermore, they've become too political. Honestly, I would support legislation that prohibits unions from giving any kind of support to any politician (no $, no endorsements, nothing). If I was in a union, and they spent money on anything political (if I agreed or not), especially if it had nothing to do with my profession, then I would demand a refund of my portion of the money that went to it.

      Thankfully, I am not and have never been in a union. There day is passed, let us move on.

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    64. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by CommieOverlord · · Score: 1

      Ah, blame the victim; always the classy thing thing to do: "I can't write a logical sentence, but it's your fault you misunderstood me. It's not my fault you weren't able to decipher the meaning of my horribly mangled and confusing comparison".

    65. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Reagan had two things going for him: One, an unlimited source of income, which did not slow down because all the controllers were fired; and two, a backup source of controllers, the military.

      Palmisano can't fire everyone and start over.

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    66. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Directrix1 · · Score: 1
      When I analyzed his writing all I saw is a coninuous barrage of subtle comments which would only do Microsoft good. I'm pretty sure he's getting paid by Microsoft for this. Here's why:

      Microsoft with all of its resources, seems powerless against the massive engine represented by Linux, and its supporters often appear as an endangered species during a government-approved hunting season.

      Does this not seem like an obvious attempt to make Microsoft seem like its not in a monopoly position.

      In addition, companies using Linux technology and not complying with the GPL generally face a combination of legal and public relations exposures more similar to what would happen if they faced a union than if they faced a company. Linux has showcased over and over again that, when threatened, it can move as a group to eliminate that threat.

      This seems like a two pronged attack on Linux, specifically discouraging businesses to adopt it. He drops the word union, which any business owner will tell you is a word that is dodged like the plague. He talks about Linux as if it is a conscious entity unto itself (which it is nothing like), and further he talks about GPL violations like they are something that happen mistakenly to innocent companies. He doesn't mention the fact that you are free to use any GPLd program within a company for any reason whatsoever. As long as you aren't distributing any code with it in it, you don't even have to care whether its GPLd, you can do whatever the hell you want with it.

      Let's take the most powerful software company in the world, Microsoft, and imagine a scenario where they had a problem with a negative article. Generally they could call and complain, they could (as Oracle has often done) pull all advertising from the site, and they could also make threatening comments (that they probably couldn't enforce).

      Or they could just buy up another writer/thinktank, with a rebuttal which exonerates them and villifies their enemies, like they've always done in the past.

      ...Linux effectively made good on a threat that is beyond even Microsoft's reach, and often beyond the U.S. government's reach. That threat is putting your company out of business if the desired result is not achieved.

      Firstly, the readers did the damage. They expected a certain quality from the works provided by the company. The company did not provide it. Their dumbass fault. Secondly, I completely agree with him here, neither the US government or Microsoft have ever put a business out of business (rolls eyes).

      The power to control the press and the skills contained in this organization are likely capable of disrupting travel, power grids and other broad national infrastructure systems if their demands are not met. No union has this kind of power today. However, power without leadership is just dangerous and often more dangerous to the very organization which has the power.

      Blind statements asserting Linux is a terrorist entity. Yeah, Linux as a base of software is as big a terrorist entity as the Red Cross or Salvation Army. Because giving software away is really going to destroy the power grids and such. I would say rampant Windows viruses and trojans are a much larger national security threat and business threat. And again he drops the word union.

      Without strong leadership any organization with this much power can easily find itself with an image more similar to that of organized crime than one of organized labor (and, recall, the two have, historically, often appeared as interchangeable). It shouldn't take long for someone to emerge as the leader of what is likely becoming a world power that could stand up to most governments.

      Oh this is my favorite one, where he directly equates Linux as a potential terrorist threat.

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    67. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 0

      You tell 'em! All these Slashdot morons just can't cope with your TRANSHUMAN MASTERY.

      TRANSHUMANS like you are not limited by the constraints of logic or conventional literary constructions.

      Lead on, Master of Transhuman, lead us to our great liberated future, where we are free of all inclinations to communicate effectively!

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    68. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      Palmisano can't fire everyone and start over.

      It would be expensive to fire everyone and start over. He certainly can do that if it's less expensive than the alternative.

      Given that IBM has employees on at least six of the seven continents, in many, many countries, firing everyone in a given country probably wouldn't require an unlimited source of income, and Palmisano definitely has a backup source of engineers.

      I don't think that we're going to see IBM fire all its U.S. or all its U.K. engineers, but that's not because they couldn't. Become expensive or irritating enough, and you will learn exactly how important you really are.

    69. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Xiaran · · Score: 1

      Well the reason I asked was because Im an Australian contractor working in London that has quite a few Indian friends that contract both here in the UK and own companies in India.

      Thing is, and it might just be cause I havent met the right Indians, that I think most of em would disagree. Im currently pondering going to Bangalore for a year or two. A mate of mine has just started a development company in Bangalore. Ive never lived in India and wouldnt mind it for a bit. Great people.
      br> I tend to get a little annoyed at some of the comments on /. about india. Not the grandparent in particular. But a lot of silliness.

    70. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Xiaran · · Score: 1

      First line tech support is incompetent in pretty much any country. It could be Hank in Texas, Sahil in Bangalore, Dave in Sydney, Hamish in Glasgow... Try getting a phone installed from BT in the UK. Then get back to me ;)

    71. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      In order for propaganda to actually work, it has to be competently fashioned. This means, the would-be propagandist has to ensure that:

      A) He has thoroughly researched the topic at hand, and knows it inside and out,

      B) He has fashioned a position that is reasonable-sounding enough that people will consider it, and which is supportable by some subset of actual information;

      C) He has formulated reasonable-sounding arguments against all of the counter-claims that might be thrown at his position, and which will take effort to debunk (making it easier for the average joe to accept them than to disprove them, thus capitalizing on the average joe's innate laziness).

      Enderle has failed A, B, and C. Therefore, it isn't propaganda so much as it is uninsightful rambling.

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    72. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      Good points.

      Let's put it this way - it was INTENDED as propaganda.

      Nobody said Enderle was competent at it - or anything else, given that he's also an ex-auditor and an ex-sheriff! And soon to be an ex-analyst if he keeps going the way he is.

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    73. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      Well, I agree with you on that one. I'm sure he thinks of himself as a wily propagandist, just as Pinky and The Brain actually think they have a shot at taking over the entire world. Man -- that's actually a pretty good simile for him.

      But, you can't turn a sow's ear into a silk purse, and you can't turn Enderle's sad little diatribe into real propaganda. He's not even a wannabe; he's more of a "wishedhewas". Sad, really.

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    74. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by NateTech · · Score: 1

      Better have VERY strong anti-age-discrimination laws for that idea as a balance, or you've created a situation where it's in the company's best interest to trim away all of its experienced, older, long-term workers and replace them with temps. And to do it only when they will get the least financial benefit, hire when the stock's on a known down-hill path, price-wise... fire when it goes up to lower the number of shareholders.

      Oh wait... that's called "outsourcing" and the Dot Bomb boom and then crash.

      I forgot, we already have that going on.

      Additionally it would encourage bands of super-smart employees to decend on a place, pump it up with great tech and management for a short time, get their cash and run, leaving lots of chaos and instabilty.

      Oh wait, we already have that too.

      Oh well, carry on. Great idea. We'll all figure out how to exploit it, just give us time.

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    75. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by FingerDemon · · Score: 1

      I think there is a danger in thinking that because he has a different viewpoint, that he must be working for Microsoft. I mean, his argument may not be strong and may be biased, but it might be a genuine opinion and not influenced by money. Barring information to prove he's some kind of MS toady, I have to give the guy the benefit of the doubt that he really believes what he wrote. There are plenty of smart techie people who think MS gets a bad rap for a lot of things. And that no other company would do things any differently. I don't share that view, but they have every right to that opinion.

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    76. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by DeadChobi · · Score: 1
      who have an EULA that claims that they can force any software change they want down your throat, even if it breaks your mission-critical applications

      Actually, it's my understanding that that's how most developers work. If they need to change something because the previous implementation isnt as efficient or doesnt fit with some arbitrary standard(Like Microsoft makes a habit of following standards), it'll probably get changed. Hopefully it'll even make sense to change it.

      and can change the terms of your 'license' (not likely to your advantage) at almost any time.

      Question: Do you use another OS, or Windows? If you use Windows, then obviously you're perfectly all right with this method of business, because if you didnt agree with and accept the terms of the EULA, you wouldnt have installed the software, right? There are plenty of other pieces of software that reserve the right to alter the terms of the license agreement. A lot of MMORPGs do this, for example WoW.

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    77. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by mink · · Score: 1

      "There are plenty of smart techie people who think MS gets a bad rap for a lot of things."

      Well he is neither smart or techie. He may qualify as a person but from the quality of his "journalism" I have a hard time agreeing with even that classification. From my experience his type only has the opinions he is paid to. If he does not like being painted that way then he should look at what/how he writes.

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    78. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1

      According to Microsoft's EULA, if they come out witha nother version of the software that breaks your application, you must install the broken version, or you lose all rights to use windows. You are not allowed to continue using the old, working version until you get a fix (or over the long term because it's 'good enough'). To do so would leave you open to litigation.

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    79. Re:You still won't get a date on Friday. by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
      The requirement to install new versions of windows includes where the breakage is the result of malicious action ("Windows aint done till Lotus won't run") or buggy software (You could try to claim that MS doesn't release buggy software, but we'd just laugh at you).

      The point is that Microsoft's license claims that you no longer control your machine -- they do. If that breaks your business, that's not Microsoft's problem.

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      Free Software: Like love, it grows best when given away.
  2. Overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our Software Technical Union Derivative Standards (Studs) overlords.

    sorry

  3. Plan by mathwizxp · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a plan. ;)

  4. quick answer to the question by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

    No and No (but if you want to compile that way...

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  5. Before I RTFA: by MrCopilot · · Score: 1
    become the next Mob. Does this mean I get to wear a cool fedora and carry my distro CDs in a violin case?"

    No, no it doesn't.

    Maybe Tux could though, Old School GoodFeathers Style

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  6. This is a definite possibility by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 1, Troll

    Outside of the Strong Force in the microsphere and gravitation in the macrosphere, I suppose Linux geeks could be somewhat powerful.

    Except for Gentoo Linux geeks. They may have enough power, but it's all tied up at the moment. They'll be ready any day now. Oh look, a new package to emerge!

    1. Re:This is a definite possibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except for Gentoo Linux geeks. They may have enough power, but it's all tied up at the moment. They'll be ready any day now. Oh look, a new package to emerge!

      Shit bitch, ever since I discovered --funroll_loops my system is at least a thousand percent faster.

    2. Re:This is a definite possibility by einstienbc · · Score: 1

      hey, it'll be completely updated though

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  7. Horray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    27 year olds living in their parent's basement rejoice!

    Seriously... I am one.

    1. Re:Horray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm 19 and I have my own place. How does that make you feel?

      How's McDonalds treating you, fucker?

  8. And in other news... by NinjaFodder · · Score: 0

    Bill Gates is now wetting himself.

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    1. Re:And in other news... by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 1

      I don't think so. I'm sure his Mole-man army will keep him safe.

    2. Re:And in other news... by st1d · · Score: 2, Funny
      I don't think so. I'm sure his Mole-man army will keep him safe.

      I'm not sure safety and diaper changing are in the same category...
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  9. Umm... by Skye16 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Does this mean I get to wear a cool fedora and carry my distro CDs in a violin case?"

    Sure, but the jocks are still going to kick your ass.

    1. Re:Umm... by Seumas · · Score: 2, Funny

      You know, I kind of resent the constant insinuations that geeks and jocks can't be one-in-the-same. I was an accomplished wrestler for a decade, but still maintained great grades, enjoy reading and writing, play two instruments and work in the software world (as an engineer - not a sales or marketing dork).

      I'm as geeky as they come, without really being into Star-Trek, Star-Wars, comic books and anime (I like them, I'm just not nuts about it all). I think it does a disservice to geeks to suggest they can't be athletic or brawny and to athetes for suggesting that they can't be introspective and intelligent.

      Hell, in my life I've been a jock, geek and a goth. By all means, I should be shoving myself in a locker and blowing myself up with a match and a portable propane tank. :)

      I know you were just being silly and I'm not picking on you. I just felt like ranting, is all. :)

    2. Re:Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. This is merely a blatant attempt at the US govt (under the control of the power mad) to sidestep the courts.

      If there is an actual case with actual charges all that has to be done is *file the supoena*. This administration is doing just about everything in its power to 'legalize' the ability to exercise power above the law.

      There was once when the 'republican" party and the 'conservatives' meant smaller govt, less spending, and less intrusiveness.

      I cant imagine that we need secret laws and skulduggery against our own people to fight the phantom menace

    3. Re:Umm... by evilad · · Score: 4, Funny

      That accomplished and you still don't have anything better to do than this?

      That settles it, I'm _definitely_ not growing up.

    4. Re:Umm... by Seumas · · Score: 1

      I'm on my day off, thank you very much. :)

      I accomplished having a job that lets me work the hours I like (from dusk until dawn) and only do so three or four days a week. And on the weekend (which I, for some weird reason, prefer).

      So the reason I'm sitting here at 8pm on a Wednesday in my timezone typing away on Slashdot, is that it's my day off and I just woke up a few hours ago (I go to bed around 6am).

      Oh, that and the fact that I'm new to this city and went from being a west-coaster at sea level to 5,600 feet and am still acclimating. :)

      Anyway, my point about that was simply that there are a LOT of geeks/jocks out there who are both. One doesn't preclude the other. Though I guess maye on Slashdot, it typically does. :)

      Personally, I had to leave the athetics behind, because it was eating into my porn-downloading time and while I'll only be young enough for sports for a limited time, I'll be horny, forever.

    5. Re:Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wear tights?

    6. Re:Umm... by Seumas · · Score: 1

      Yes, but that has nothing to do with wrestling or being a geek. :D

    7. Re:Umm... by Black+Art · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Does this mean I get to wear a cool fedora and carry my distro CDs in a violin case?"

      Sure, but the jocks are still going to kick your ass.

      Not when I have my high power, full auto CD disc gun! Let them laugh when they have old Knopix discs and Fedora test releases sticking out of bloody wounds.

      "But pity stayed his hand. It is a pity my gnu has run out of bullocks." - Bilbo Stallman

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    8. Re:Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I accomplished having a job that lets me work the hours I like (from dusk until dawn) and only do so three or four days a week. And on the weekend (which I, for some weird reason, prefer).

      Watch out for vampires.

    9. Re:Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, you make a point that has bugged me for a long time.

      I can walk into a data center and accomplish any task at hand. Admin a Unix server, admin a windows server, configure a router, or write a client-server app to handle the companies finances. You name it.

      That said, I'm 6'3" with a thin but muscular build, have been called attractive by members of the fairer sex, know how to handle myself in social situation, and do just fine with the ladies thank you very much (yes, attractive ones). Outside the office I'm never identified as a geek, aside from occasionally having a PDA in my back pocket.

      This notion that being an overweight, awkward dork is a prerequisite for having technical skills really grates on my nerves at times.

    10. Re:Umm... by kfg · · Score: 1

      Biggest geek in Hollywood, both literally and figuratively? Dolph Lundgren has a Masters in Chemical Engineering.

      Now if only he could act.

      KFG

    11. Re:Umm... by 0x336699 · · Score: 1

      You know, you make a point that has bugged me for a long time.

      I can walk into a data center and accomplish any task at hand. Admin a Unix server, admin a windows server, configure a router, or write a client-server app to handle the companies finances. You name it.

      That said, I'm 6'3" with a thin but muscular build, have been called attractive by members of the fairer sex, know how to handle myself in social situation, and do just fine with the ladies thank you very much (yes, attractive ones). Outside the office I'm never identified as a geek, aside from occasionally having a PDA in my back pocket.

      This notion that being an overweight, awkward dork is a prerequisite for having technical skills really grates on my nerves at times.

      Your post had me in tears. I feel so sorry for you!

    12. Re:Umm... by suitepotato · · Score: 1

      I once watched a couple geeks, pretty decent looking, going on about how despite being real techno-nerds, they knew martial arts, could wrestle, were physically fit... and then got their asses totally creamed by a slightly not-so-fit non-geek who unlike them had a real instinct and taste for violence first, clear logical thought dead last; this man they'd made the idiot mistake of putting down for not understanding how to do something on DOS.

      Their shots were useless, he shrugged them off, tossed them around like dolls, and beat them stupid. They tried to counter his strikes, he didn't bother with dodging theirs, he simply brute psycho'd his way to a quick win. As I recall, they were luck to be barely breathing when he finished.

      Humans have a sense of things much like other animals do and they can sense when someone isn't much of a predator and when someone is. It's never the ones you think, but statistically, it's almost never the geeks and nerds who are the dangerous ones. It's the ones the geeks and nerds look down on in their arrogant assumption of superiority based on intelligence. Smarts will only get you so far, your wrestling technique is nice, but someone doing a Hannibal Lecter on you with a steel trash can lid trumps it all.

      Oh yeah, the guy went back to the library afterwards, took out a book on DOS, and went back out to the lot not far away. He opened the book and stood over the other two and opened it to the solution he needed and then asked, "you could'na just told me nicely what I wanted to know? F'n jerks."

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    13. Re:Umm... by bergeron76 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but at least they'll go after him _AFTER_ their girlfriends have whore'd themselves out to him; instead of prematurely - like jocks tend to do.

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    14. Re:Umm... by Travoltus · · Score: 1

      You forgot one thing; this trait comes out in geeks at random. The same kids you saw getting their butts kicked one day might absolutely clean house the next.

      One year I was getting everything but actually stuffed in a locker by someone; the next I was in it with the cops for putting that same kid in the hospital. Then I became the bully. Then I got cut down to size. Then I cut someone else big down. Then I ran screaming from the whole alpha/beta male conflict b.s. and the year after I graduated was when the first drive-by's started happening.

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    15. Re:Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought he was pretty good in Universal Soldier...

    16. Re:Umm... by DenDave · · Score: 1

      What happens when the 6ft4 200lb Jock uses Linux and compiles kernels when not surfing?

      Not all Linux geeks are wimps ;)

      Ok I will concede to a RMS hairstyle..

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    17. Re:Umm... by syukton · · Score: 1

      Sticking out? My cd gun puts enough oomph behind 'em that they go clean through!

      You should try those mini-cds too, they're great for warning shots.

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    18. Re:Umm... by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      The last jock who tried that I put through a plate glass window. Not all geeks are skinny little kids with acne and glasses, if anything I'd say very few geeks fit that stereotype. You're thinking of the nerds.

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    19. Re:Umm... by part_of_you · · Score: 0
      No way dude. Didn't you read the article? Man these guys are gunna take over the world. Look here, from TFA:

      The power to control the press and the skills contained in this organization are likely capable of disrupting travel, power grids and other broad national infrastructure systems if their demands are not met.

      Be afraid. Be very afraid.

    20. Re:Umm... by NnT042 · · Score: 1
      Am I the only one who read that and thought of the old SNES cart Revolution X?
      Terrible game, but the fact that you could shoot CDs at people stuck in my mind somehow.

      The world needs more disc-launching games, I think. =)

  10. Depending on the distro... by microsoftlinux_user · · Score: 1

    for instance if you use Red Hat, you'd have to wear a red hat. Only if you use Fedora Core can you wear a fedora

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    1. Re:Depending on the distro... by datadriven · · Score: 1

      So... I use slackware. Does tha mean I can go fishing now?

    2. Re:Depending on the distro... by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 1

      Maybe we should just wear really baggy pants?

    3. Re:Depending on the distro... by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      And if it's Gentoo, what are you putting in the violoin case? I guess I'll put my highland bagpipe; dunno what you lesser folk are bringing, but my four-reeded monster 0wnz0rz j00!

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    4. Re:Depending on the distro... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and if you use Mandriva, you should look like THIS! Stay away from the children!

    5. Re:Depending on the distro... by hayfever · · Score: 1

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the Red Hat logo a red fedora, hence the name Fedora for their community project?

    6. Re:Depending on the distro... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      (Taken from a presentation I made explaining open source as a development model for large businesses)...

      A common misconception about open source is that because it is "free" it is somehow a charity operation where programmers work bene-vola because they want "to contribute".

      This is, however, wrong. When Adam Smith said: "It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest", he was accurately describing a world in which self-interest creates mutually-beneficial structures.

      Open source contributors are attracted for different reasons, depending on how far they understand and identify with the technology at hand. We can identify the self-interest of each role, while seeing that the overall structure serves everyone:

      * "Users" will evangelise (seeking security in the company of others using the same technology).

      * "Power users" will help others who have problems (seeking the kudos that comes from helping others).

      * "Pundits" will discuss the technology in public forums (seeking the fame that comes from being able to accurately identify trends and future winners).

      * "Insiders" will take on parts of the testing process (seeking better familiarity with a technology that may become an important part of their skill set).

      * "Players" will delve into the technology itself, taking on smaller roles in the process (seeking the kudos and fame that can come from being on a winning team).

      * "Key players" will take on major roles in the project (seeking to impose their ideas, turn a small project into a major success, or otherwise earn a global reputation).

      * "Patrons" will provide financial support to the project (looking to sell services, often to the users, that require the technology to succeed and be widely used).

      The naive view of open source focuses only on the players, ignoring the wider economy of interests. A successful open source project must attract and support all these classes of people (and others, such as the "troll", who vocally attacks the project in public forums, thus stiffening the resolve of the users and pundits who defend it).

      Thus we can understand the needs of each role:

      * Users need a pleasant and impressive product so they can feel proud about showing it to others.

      * Power users need forums and mailing lists where they can answer questions.

      * Pundits need pre-packaged press releases, insider tips, and the occasional free lunch. Some controversy also helps.

      * Insiders need regular releases, frequent improvements, and forums where they can propose ideas for the project.

      * Players need extension frameworks where they can write their (often sub-standard) code without affecting the primary project.

      * Key players need badges of membership, and access to the right tools and support.

      * Patrons need a high-quality and stable product that supports their services and additional products.

      The only people working full time, and usually professionally, on an open source project are the key players. All the others will take part in the project as a side-effect of their on-going work or hobbies.

      While a traditional software company must pay everyone in this economy except the users, an open source economy must only pay the key players, who make up perhaps 2-5% of the total. Further, the key players will work for significantly less than the market rate, since they also derive a real benefit from working on successful projects, which I call the open source "payload". The most important part of a future programmer's CV is the section titled "Open Source Projects". This is the payload. It translates directly into dollars, proportional to the impact and importance of the open source projects involved.

      When compensation plus payload does not cover the cost of working on a project (in terms of loss of compensation for alternative work), the key player will suffer "burnout" after 12-18 months, more or less depending on the person's tenacity.

    7. Re:Depending on the distro... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But aren't they also helping Open Source by increasing it's popularity? They are huge companies that carry a lot of weight, and they can get people to adopt it who wouldn't have thought to before. Which can bring in more developers through increased recognition of the movement.

    8. Re:Depending on the distro... by Punboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does this mean that if I use SuSE, I have to duct tape a lizard to my forehead?

      --
      If you like what I've said here, and want to read more, go to http://www.krillrblog.com
    9. Re:Depending on the distro... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you use SuSE, get lizzard-skin boots.

    10. Re:Depending on the distro... by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
      Does this mean that if I use SuSE, I have to duct tape a lizard to my forehead?

      No. Just point a monitor lizard at your opponents and give it a boot to the backend.

      --
      Free Software: Like love, it grows best when given away.
    11. Re:Depending on the distro... by wild_berry · · Score: 1

      My bagpipes with go-faster Machlinory tartan pwnZZZZzzzz...

  11. As long as... by gibbo2 · · Score: 1

    ...the fedora is red

  12. If you say so. by Seumas · · Score: 0, Troll

    Yes, because nothing says "prepared to take over the world" like being an unemployed (RIFd? Offshored? Downsized?) geek living off of top-ramen coding free software that you'll never make a dime off of, loading up on sugar and caffeine, in the glow of your monitor.

    Why, just look at all the current legislation that clearly supports linux geeks taking over the world! (LA installing public crime-cams to catch.. get this.. DVD PIRATES.... Oh - and the whole DMCA thing... you can think of others).

    Why yes, the world is our oyster. Or whatever.

    1. Re:If you say so. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha, the truth has been modded down. Eat it, you linux faggots. It is the truth and you know it, you're just too elitist to admit it.

      Choke on the cock of reality.

    2. Re:If you say so. by polysylabic+psudonym · · Score: 1

      Er... what have DVD pirates and the DMCA got to do with Linux geeks? Most pirates are windows users.

      (PS, have those of you who grew up in the '80s noticed that all of the kids you went to school with who, as kids, wanted to be a pirate? Now they probably are, wonder if they're dissapointed that they don't get to rape and pillage and wear an eyepatch)

  13. Power to reproduce by fembots · · Score: 3, Funny

    While all these powers are good, if one cannot successfully reproduce offsprings, any geeky genes are likely to disappear.

    1. Re:Power to reproduce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does'nt this seem *too* close to a dictatorship

      Hell yeah, it does.

      not that the US is one, b

      Give it a little more time... These things don't happen overnight.

    2. Re:Power to reproduce by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "While all these powers are good, if one cannot successfully reproduce offsprings, any geeky genes are likely to disappear."

      Slashdot: The Last Generation. *whoosh* *trumpets*

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    3. Re:Power to reproduce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      "The open source community today [is a] subcontractor of American multinationals."

      To be fair, although the multinationals do have a lot to thank the OSS community for, I think the OSS community has a lot to thank the multinationals for in return. Take Open Office, where would that project be without Sun buying StarDivision in 1999 and open sourcing StarOffice 5.2 in 2000?

      Personally I feel that the current relationship is symbiotic and works well. Sure in the future the OSS community should probably become less reliant on the multinationals, as long as they don't bite the hand that's fed them.

    4. Re:Power to reproduce by polysylabic+psudonym · · Score: 1

      But despite that, geeks are still being born. It must be a recessive gene, perhaps there's a lot of non-geeks out there carrying it.

  14. cool fedora by slicer622 · · Score: 1

    just make sure its red.

    1. Re:Cool fedora by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After a quick browsing of the ISP records they could know a lot about us... It seems that you have been living two lives. In one life, you are Thomas A. Anderson, program writer for a respectable software company. You have a social security number, you pay your taxes and you help your land lady carry out her garbage. In the other you are an annoying slashdot troll under the alias "Anonymous Coward" and are guilty of virtually every computer crime we have a law for, including extreme comparisons of the Bush administration to fictional works such as The Matrix or 1984. One of these lives has a future... In all seriousness, though, I can't see how giving the government access to ISP records is going to beneficial to the people. Guess the Department of Homeland Security is getting bored and needs something to do.

    2. Re:cool fedora by rob_squared · · Score: 1

      I'd be willing to bet anyone in a mob scenario would be wearing a black hat anyway.

      --
      I don't get it.
  15. This isn't new... by Cytlid · · Score: 1

    ...I've been planning on taking over the world with Linux for years. Just a matter of time...

    --
    FLR
    1. Re:This isn't new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The bad part: "To expand the FBI's power to seek records without the approval of a judge or grand jury."

      This means no oversight, and opens the door for all kinds of abuse. Giving the government a little grief? No problem, they'll just have to make life hard for you.

    2. Re:This isn't new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The most important thing is to make sure that with any additional powers granted there is enough oversight from a disinterested third party to insure said powers are used only within their intended scope for their intended purpose.

      While I agree with the importsance of this, I'd like to point at the importance of questioning if a power is needed at all, and not granting it if such a need cannot be proven. Checks and balances can only work when they are not bogged down in burocracy and procedure to be effective. Too much power with a too big counterweight (oversight by 'uninterested' 3rd parties) easily results in a substational amount of burocracy.

  16. Dictators by Jarn_Firebrand · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new Linux Geek dictators.

  17. A story without much of a point by Raindance · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The article tells a good story about how Linux is at the center of a massive nexus of script-kiddies who are eager to destroy anyone standing in their way. And how unions are powerful things.

    I don't think, however, that this has much to do with IT unionization.

    There will always be vandals. There will always be workers who would benefit from a union. The story failed to connect these ideas.

    Meh.

    1. Re:A story without much of a point by CSMastermind · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'll agree with you on that point. I'd also like to point out that the author doesn't consider that fact that right now the collective group of linux users is more or less out of reach from retaliation. If they were to combine into a single entity they then could be easily attacked. That's why a comparision between them and the mob is more apporiate than them and a labor union. Here's to hoping that we get IT unions and that we don't suffer the same faults as airline workers when we do.

    2. Re:A story without much of a point by killjoe · · Score: 1

      I can't believe anybody is giving a microsecond of thought to what enderlee and his ilk say. Has he said anything in the last five years that proved to be insightful, interesting, or informative?

      Let it /. nobody cares what this loser thinks and you should not either.

      --
      evil is as evil does
    3. Re:A story without much of a point by lump · · Score: 1

      "Meh" sums up everything that is annoying about americans.

      --
      Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, still exists.
    4. Re:A story without much of a point by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      The point of the article is to demonize the Linux community by comparing it to the one social edifice most feared and despised by management types in organizations on the cusp of Linux acceptance - labor unions. The extent to which the comparison makes sense is that which the author believes will create maximum fear in the target audience.

      I think this is representative of the FUD side of Microsoft having begun to realize that Linux is very much about passion. The argument is no longer going to be about technology and will begin to attack that passion directly.

      It's actually a pretty brilliant change in strategy on their part.

    5. Re:A story without much of a point by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1
      The article tells a good story about how Linux is at the center of a massive nexus of script-kiddies who are eager to destroy anyone standing in their way.

      Then, how come http://www.codex.lu still exists?

    6. Re:A story without much of a point by Anonym0us+Cow+Herd · · Score: 1

      I'll have to disagree with you. I always find Enderle's articles to be extremely Inciteful.

      Not quite as inciteful as MOG's "reporting". That is, Enderle has yet to incite a huge revold as MOG did, resulting in MOG getting canned. But Enderle is Inciteful nonetheless.

      --
      The price of freedom is eternal litigation.
  18. Headlins: -1 flaimbait by a_greer2005 · · Score: 1

    I havn't even read the summery, i likely will but I just want to say that while for many on this site the headline is a wet dream, it is pure flaimbait.

    1. Re:Headlins: -1 flaimbait by hunterx11 · · Score: 1

      It takes even less time to read the summary than it takes to check the spelling in one's post.

      --
      English is easier said than done.
  19. Cool fedora by 77Punker · · Score: 1

    Or wear a cool Fedora Core? haha!

  20. Slackers can finally slack off... by Tanmi-Daiow · · Score: 1

    yes, the slackware geeks can finally live up to their name...

    --
    "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive." - C.S. Lewis
    1. Re:Slackers can finally slack off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry mods, but I can't see how that's insightful.

      What does one thing have to do with the other?
      It seems many of us are simply predisposed to attack anyone whose ideology is different from ours. Without thought.

      Sadly, I think this is what our political leaders have taught us: shrill reponses to just about anything proposed by our enemies (those who don't align with our politics.) It is a scary, scary practice and one that is getting worse.

      Disclaimer: I'm not saying I advocate the war or the topic. In fact, I've not even RTFA.

    2. Re:Slackers can finally slack off... by 0racle · · Score: 1

      I already have for some time now.

      --
      "I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are."
  21. begging the quotation by learn+fast · · Score: 1

    Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.

    --Josh Billings

    1. Re:begging the quotation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're stepping on the toes of large, multi-national corporations many of whom have major media holdings and could make life very, very painful for the US government.

      Your comment reminded me of a thought I had regarding the fines that everyone wanted Microsoft to pay for using its monopoly to crush competition. Before the USDOJ action, Microsoft was one of those rare companies that made no significant political contributions to either party. I'm sure this had more to do with their wanting to stay out of someone's crosshairs, but they only made token lobbying efforts as well.

      After the judgement, they dump a ton of cash on both parties and they lobby every bill that may have an impact on their business operations.

      They're paying their fine: one congressman at a time.

  22. Linux Geek take over...THEN by erik+umenhofer · · Score: 1

    the population slowly dies off because none of them know how to reproduce..due to lack of experience with the opposite sex..

    1. Re:Linux Geek take over...THEN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speak for yourself.

      We're not all pimply, overweight, socially awkward dweebs.

    2. Re:Linux Geek take over...THEN by Punboy · · Score: 1

      This is untrue. They just reprogram the women.

      --
      If you like what I've said here, and want to read more, go to http://www.krillrblog.com
  23. Author by atomic-penguin · · Score: 4, Funny

    The author has a disturbing resemblance to Dr. Phil.

    --
    /^([Ss]ame [Bb]at (time, |channel.)){2}$/
    1. Re:Author by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this authors logic also has a disturbing resemblance to a first graders poo jokes.

    2. Re:Author by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      And his writting has a distrubing resemblence to the level of competence of Dr Nick Riviera.
      I cant stop laughing at his crap like Dr Hibbert.
      I also wish he would recive a Visit from Dr Jack Kevorkian.
      So many doctor references

      --
      The only things certain in war are Propaganda and Death. You can never be sure which is which though
    3. Re:Author by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got to owwwwwnnnnnn this!

  24. Mistranslated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Apparently there was a mistake made translating the Bible. It originally said the "Geek shall inherit the earth". Makes more sense.

    1. Re:Mistranslated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was supposed to be "Warning: Interptreting literally may be hazardous to your mental health." ;)

  25. Don't cross the RootFather... by MiKM · · Score: 1

    Bill Gates is going to be sleeping with the garbage files.

  26. You can get a fedora, by Freaek · · Score: 1
    1. Re:You can get a fedora, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm so glad that the "keep-the-government-out-of-people's-lives" party is in power.


    2. Re:You can get a fedora, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      People who write code because they think they're going to change the world never do.

      Richard Stallman might disagree with you./p

    3. Re:You can get a fedora, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh please, RMS hasn't changed jack shit.

      You're right, though, he would disagree with the statement. I, however, would be unimpressed with his disagreement.

  27. Keep the violin by awful · · Score: 1

    Much better to keep the violin in the case and download the distro of your choice as and when you need to.

  28. Muhahaha!! by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    I have secretly placed a ring of 50 satellites in orbit around the planet, and from my space station, I will release a terrible rain of Linux discs upon the unworthy little worms and wipe out all traces of Windows(R) on earth!!

    Love, Hugo.

    1. Re:Muhahaha!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When did the Bush administration become concerned about legality? Their previous stances on issues including torture, sovereign right of nations, and the role of Article 2 power has been done without discussing it with anyone.

      Now all of the sudden they are getting a read from the courts?

      Fucking facists.

    2. Re:Muhahaha!! by kflash15 · · Score: 2, Funny

      AOL tried it. So far, it hasn't worked.

    3. Re:Muhahaha!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Bullshit. Nobody is using anybody, and everybody is using everybody.

      Everyone who contributes to open source has their own adjenda. Private individual programmers may just love using the community software, business may just love the low price tag. Who can complain when everyone (open) wins?

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    4. Re:Muhahaha!! by Bobzibub · · Score: 1

      Clever! : )
      -b

    5. Re:Muhahaha!! by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      AOL tried that already, and look at them now!

  29. Commentary, not journalism by ValourX · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Enderle does not make phone calls and get facts; he prints opinions. Opinions are not required to be logical or intelligent, and they can run rampant with untruths and stupidity. There's nothing inherently wrong with publishing opinions and commentary.

    The reason why this is a commentary and not an article is because there are few or no facts to back up the majority of what Rob Enderle says. I personally consider that unprofessional, even if it doesn't technically break the rules.

    -Jem

    1. Re:Commentary, not journalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enderle has a long history of talking out his ass, never saying anything of value, and getting quoted left and right.

      Why anyone regards him as an expert or analyst remains one of the great mysteries of our time. Google his name - anytime anyone whose opinion might actually carry some weight talks about him, it ain't good.

    2. Re:Commentary, not journalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never read Enderle stuff. No point in giving him clicks. I haven't RTFA and won't do it later. As far as I'm concerned he does not exist. Only people who have something to say, and research what they say are worth reading. I can also come up with all kinds of stories without any kind of backing. But because I can make them up doesn't mean that others should read them and even less give them any weight.

    3. Re:Commentary, not journalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This coming from a person that decided to write a multipage review on an operating system he couldn't even install???

    4. Re:Commentary, not journalism by redcone · · Score: 1

      When he thought SCO still had a prayer of winning, he gave them major amounts of ink, but now that the handwriting is on the wall he refers to them as an "obscure company". He also tries to dismiss PJ and Groklaw as an obscure person and an obscure Linux web site, ignoring the awards, and the international recognition and attention the site has received....but this was about FUD not facts.

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      http://redcone.net
    5. Re:Commentary, not journalism by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 1
      I love how he opens with a definition of "Linux" that essentially means "a bunch of people I'm vaguely aware & afraid of, but can't be bothered to learn about". I believe an early draft of the piece contained this line:

      "I'm going to use the word 'Linux' to refer to people who do not receive paychecks and job descriptions from me, and whose motivations must therefore be completely mysterious"

      Also I love how every other sentence in the article talks about "Linux"'s coordinated responses, oh, and penetrated schools, govts, and tech companies.

      I mean, doesn't this come close to line of actual, clinical paranoia?

      --
      My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love
    6. Re:Commentary, not journalism by Alsee · · Score: 1

      There's nothing inherently wrong with publishing opinions and commentary.

      Correct. However there is something wrong with selecting utter crap to publish. Nothing criminally wrong of course, but certainly worthy of critisism and certainly damaging to any reputation as a valuable or credible publication.

      Reasoned oppinions and intelligent commentary are good, even if I happen to dissagree with them. However Enderle's peice was so *bad* it would even have been ripped to peices even if it were anti-Microsoft Slashdot post.

      -

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  30. Re:After I RTFA: by MrCopilot · · Score: 1
    from TFA Without strong leadership any organization with this much power can easily find itself with an image more similar to that of organized crime than one of organized labor (and, recall, the two have, historically, often appeared as interchangeable).

    I for one, nominate a tri-bunal council compsosed of Linus, RMS, and that Moglen dude (he Rocks man).

    Or an anarchosyndiclast commune, each taking in turn .....

    --
    OSGGFG - Open Source Gamers Guide to Free Games
  31. Enderles just upset... by ikekrull · · Score: 1

    That nobody cares about his crappy articles enough to even bother getting mad at the stupid allegations he makes, the bad analogies he draws, the frankly ludicrous conclusions he comes to and the unashamed shilling he does.

    Maybe you should just come right out and call us all nazi nigger homo terrorists Rob?

    Maybe that will give you the reaction you so desperately crave?

    --
    I gots ta ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
    1. Re:Enderles just upset... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm getting sick of Americans trashing America.

      I'm also getting sick of people on Slashdot trashing America.

      I'm also sick of people on Slashdot trashing Slashdot (figure that one out).

      There really is nothing quite like sitting at dinner with an American girl explaining to her dining companions, all or almost all American, what a bunch of heathens we are, and how much we could learn from those overseas. What really bothers me is that this is intended to somehow exempt them from judgement. Americans explaining how dumb their countrymen are really do not sound any more intelligent for having done so.

  32. Real Simple, Rob by DaGoodBoy · · Score: 1

    No one is forcing you to use Free / Open Source Software. I am sorry you are so threatened by customers stepping up and solving their own problems instead of giving their hard earned money to vendors that do not provide good products, do not listen to their customers and then feel threatened when the 'Open Source Community' commodifies their products. Guess who the 'Open Source Community' is, Rob? IT'S THE FARKING CUSTOMERS!!!

    They are using Free / Open Source Software and spending time instead of money. Guess what? They are finding that it costs less and the vendors that should have been providing solutions were metering out features and bug fixes like crumbs to the hungry to extract the highest cost / benefit for their own bottom line. So if they want to play in the market now, they can play by our rules:

    http://www.gnu.org/philosophy/

    DaGoodBoy

    --
    My God! It's full of Voids!
  33. yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dorks!

  34. Re:Linux Geeks To Take Over World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't had my facts today. Thank you!

  35. Heh. by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Does this mean I get to wear a cool fedora and carry my distro CDs in a violin case?"

    I guess, but I'd recommend replacing that condom in your wallet once a year.

    --
    "Derp de derp."
    1. Re:Heh. by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

      Almost akin to saying the president of the US must be a crackhead beacuse we have crackheads in the US.

      I thought that the way Bush acts was reason enough to assume that he's a crackhead.

    2. Re:Heh. by Aardpig · · Score: 1

      I thought that the way Bush acts was reason enough to assume that he's a crackhead.

      No, the reason to assume Bush is a crackhead is the cocaine habit he kept throughout much of the late 1970s. Well done, red states!

      --
      Tubal-Cain smokes the white owl.
  36. I predict a riot by panaceaa · · Score: 1

    Mob??? My MANDRIVA vanity license plate better arrive before Linux geeks get all Reginald Denny on me!

    1. Re:I predict a riot by AhBeeDoi · · Score: 1

      Umm, you are aware that Reginald Denny was the truck driver that got the shit beaten out of him in the aftermath of the Rodney King riots, right?

    2. Re:I predict a riot by panaceaa · · Score: 1

      Yes, which is why I'd need something like a license plate to inform Linux geeks that I'm one of them. Otherwise the Linux "mob" would beat the shit out of me.

      Unfortunately this post was one of my more obscure jokes so I'm not surprised it hasn't been moderated... though a Troll could have happened for the reason you stated :).

    3. Re:I predict a riot by AhBeeDoi · · Score: 1

      Normally, when you say, "get all [Pop Culture Reference] on me", the reference is not to the person getting the de-snotted by the mob.

  37. The Most Powerful Labor Union in the World: Linux? by kryogen1x · · Score: 1
    From TFA:

    The Most Powerful Labor Union in the World: Linux?

    Great, now Linux geeks are going to be called communists AGAIN.

  38. It's kinda like Fight Club! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's kinda like Fight Club, a massive underground international club of people with all types of backgrounds and careers who can accomplish pretty much anything, including toppling large credit card company buildings. Except they're pastier, skinnier, hairier, and unemployed.

    1. Re:It's kinda like Fight Club! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and can't actually fight (slapping doesn't count).

  39. Enderle? Oh yeah that guy. by Weaps · · Score: 1
    Wow, Enderle said all of that? Perhaps he's in the "can't beat 'em join 'em" crowd.

    Oh wait, I just read the article. He likens linux geeks as the Mob, or at least the Trade Federation. Power beyond what you can imagine and all that.

    Looks like he's afraid of the Power of, oh, I don't know...the People? Yeah, that must be it.

  40. Domination and Revisionist History by ignorant_coward · · Score: 1

    As Linux gains popularity, it's advocates are unleashing unto the world the same FUD and marketing shenanigans that Microsoft unleashed against Linux just a few years ago. RMS invented Open Source (of course!), Linux is the fastest, most complete, and best Opterating System for all tasks big and small, portability doesn't matter if Linux is the target platform, there are no ethical dillemas in Free Software, as it is the One True Way, and its critics are Enemies Of The State.

    1. Re:Domination and Revisionist History by 0racle · · Score: 1

      RMS didn't invent open source or free software. He just put the (TM) behind it.

      --
      "I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are."
    2. Re:Domination and Revisionist History by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Huh, and I thought it was UC Berkeley.

  41. Google for Enderle before you react by gvc · · Score: 1

    Enderle is the most quoted "analyst" ever. He has accomplished this status by virtue of his always absurd pronouncements. He has no credentials other than the ability to string inflammatory buzzwords together.

    I don't need to make a case against Enderle. Google will do it for me.

    1. Re:Google for Enderle before you react by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The OS community (and those who appreciate and respect it - like many on slashdot) seem to be pleased when there is some big name take-up on open source software.

      When you write software for pleasure, you like others to use it.

      When others make loads of money from it, the feeling is mixed.

    2. Re:Google for Enderle before you react by The+Monster · · Score: 1
      Enderle is the most quoted "analyst" ever.
      In his case, I prefer to spell/pronounce that 'anal-ist', a description of where his head is.
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  42. Am I proud of this? by digidave · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure if I'm proud of this or embarassed. I'm sure glad 'Linux' (as the article refers to all of us in the community) can put up a good fight, but I'd hate to think that DoS attacks and bad publicity are our best weapons.

    --
    The global economy is a great thing until you feel it locally.
    1. Re:Am I proud of this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rest assured the DoS attacks are pulled out of asses and MS zombies.

  43. Union? Linux? by NineNine · · Score: 2

    This is one of the worst articles I've read in a long time. I couldn't even figure out what this guy was talking about. He starts talking about a union, then he says let's call it "Linux" for no apprent rhyme or reason.

    That, and this guy, writing for an online mag I've never met, is a bit delusional about this massive mob of millions of Linux people who all work together.

    But it's a great way to sell advertising.

  44. Zoom zoom zoom... by cswiii · · Score: 1

    ... and we can be sure that Mr. Pretenderle will be chasing down those young linux whippersnappers in his beloved Ferrari.

  45. Heh. by Cytlid · · Score: 1

    I actually RTFA, and I must say it's dumb. This sounds like more MS (or someother) funded FUD ... oooh Linux is bad because people DOS'ed SCO. Nice. All the people in a community are judged by the worse case scenarios. Almost akin to saying the president of the US must be a crackhead beacuse we have crackheads in the US. None of the consequences of the negative things that happened to people (ie SCO going out of business) were completely due to the fact that they were bogus, wrong, immoral, illegal or unethical?

    My favorite line is the last one:

    While this union forms it probably would be very wise to make sure the leadership is mature and benevolent because the one thing we don't need is another powerful criminal despot.

    I bet the pre-edit had something like "like Microsoft" appended to it.

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  46. It would be nice. by jd · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Geeks are frequently taken advantage of. Which is why many geek jobs got pushed onto overseas countries with less than minimal wages and few skills to speak of. If geeks had enough clout to be able to stand on their own two collective feet, sure, India may well have developed a high-tech industry to just the same degree in just the same amount of time, but nobody would have been impoverished over the deal.


    The problem is, a good number of geeks are anti-union. Not for any clear reason, as unions originally formed in England in the times of King Charles (in coffee houses, no less, which is why he banned them), as a means of providing health insurance. Members donated money towards a fund, and when someone got sick, the union payed for the best care they could afford.


    Today, there are health providers for that, working in a closed fashion, picking providers by means of a closed algorithm, choosing whether to pay or not by a closed review based on closed criteria you will never see. For some reason, many geeks find this preferable to a member-run union system, which could be as open as you liked.


    Unions also guarantee that employees have reasonable rights. Not everything in the book, but reasonable rights. At present, equal rights at work is something that's put on a poster, but rarely practiced. With a union that is balanced in membership and structure, that could be reversed very rapidly. Of course, there are some who would object to equality and employment by merit, but I think most people are out of the Middle Ages at this point.


    Of course, there are corrupt Unions. America is filled with them, where there is virtually no balance, little honesty or integrity, and just as much closed-mindedness as they were intended to defeat.


    So? Are you telling me that the nation's brightest and best (cos to be a geek, you practically have to be!) can't build a better Union? They've wiped the floor with proprietary software, overwhelmed and "Turned" many corporate giants, but can't even come up with a working system to govern their own lives?


    If the only Unions in history had been Evil Monsters, I might be sympathetic. But ignorance produced by closed-source attitudes is the very Evil that geeks are commited to destroying.

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    1. Re:It would be nice. by H0ek · · Score: 1
      So? Are you telling me that the nation's brightest and best (cos to be a geek, you practically have to be!) can't build a better Union? They've wiped the floor with proprietary software, overwhelmed and "Turned" many corporate giants, but can't even come up with a working system to govern their own lives?
      Remember, you're talking about a group who, if it isn't their mother picking out their clothes, it's their wife. A group where governing their own lives means making sure the broadband bill is paid for fear of missing out on <InsertFavoriteMMPOGHere/>.

      We're not here to make things organized. We're here to "scratch the itch" by writing a little code and boosting our egos on the mailing lists. Oh, yeah, and play <InsertFavoriteMMPOGHere/>.

      I'll leave the organizing to my spouse. She's better at it.

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  47. POWER by CamilaAcolide · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is power that Microsoft, Oracle, IBM and many governments could only dream of having.

    Got root?

  48. Joking aside by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Let's look at the whole concept of an IT union. That's what the article is really trying to get at, though it seems to be unable to connect the dots.

    Unions have historically been necessary in professions where the employees have been at a severe economic disadvantage to the employer. In such cases, the employee would suffer more greatly by being punished by the employer than by doing some odious task. A great example is the auto industry where thousands upon thousands of workers would be literally unable to support themselves if the factory left town. The management is able to use this knowledge and leverage it into forcing longer hours for worse pay upon the workers. It is only through unionization and the threat of collective/mass work stoppage that the management is kept in check.

    In the modern age, unions have been a device to demand better treatment for worse productivity. They have ceased to be helpful guardians of employee rights and have become oppressive bureaucracies in their own right. This is not really a good direction, IMO.

    If the primary goal of a union ought to be the protection of worker rights and the establishment of a partnership in which both management and the employees receive favorable outcomes. It should seek to balance the power of the employers with the needs of the employees.

    However in the software world, the employees are not hamstrung by monetary concerns. Any Joe Programmer can pick up a cheap $200 bare bones PC and a copy of Linux and be programming the next great thing. He doesn't need management to do this.

    So management, despite its seeming power, does not actually have very much leverage over any IT employee. It is not the case that if the company packs up and leaves town that the computer engineer is suddenly out on his ass. Rather, he still has the tools at his disposal to continue productive work on his own.

    Because of this natural balance in the IT industry, it will never make sense to have an industry-wide union.

    1. Re:Joking aside by benjamindees · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There are great examples of useful unions for people who make more than the average salary, especially in highly technical jobs.

      Aircraft mechanics, for instance, have fantastic unions. They guarantee their members have the necessary skills and training, as well as pay, that they need to perform their highly stressful jobs well. They know that, without a union, the money would not be spent on important aspects of their jobs, and that, when things went wrong, the mechanics would be the first ones to take the blame. So, they band together to say "If you fire the guy who cleans parts, or replace him with your retarded son-in-law, you fire all of us," and this makes sure the job is done correctly.

      This sounds like the most useful aspect of a technical union, imho. Managers and PHBs will cut costs until wires are sparking and nobody is left working at the company who knows how to use whatever program the business is 90% dependent upon. Traditionally, consultants have filled this niche by providing a reliable supply (at inflated prices) of technical knowledge and fire-fighting services for when the cost-cutting goes a little too far and the last competent IT guy quits to become a BMX biker. Normally, at this point, a consultant would come in with the newest version of $BIG_BIG_SOFTWARE and switch the entire company, or at least provide transition services until new staff can be found and trained.

      With Open Source, that model doesn't work as well. Yet, there is still a need for highly competent technical know-how of the types of things that only come up every couple of years. How does an Open Source shop guarantee that the boss doesn't fire the only guy who knows how to debug a kernel?

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    2. Re:Joking aside by VoidWraith · · Score: 1

      What about the hundreds of EA et al. employees who have to work under constant crunch-time?

      Its getting harder to get a job as a software designer, the hours are getting longer, and the pay isn't seeming to compensate for the lack of life outside the job many of them are purportedly undergoing. Such a situation seems like where a union would be very important for the designer. When it gets to the point that a software programmer can't keep up with life outside of work, its time for change. (Disclaimer: IANA Software Designer.)

    3. Re:Joking aside by Epistax · · Score: 1

      In a country where everyone doesn't have health care, unions are perfectly understandable IMHO. Dental is even worse. Sure, Americans get paid a good deal because the cars, real estate and generally all markets have vastly inflated prices, but none of that matters if you're sick and can't get care.

    4. Re:Joking aside by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 1



      "However in the software world, the employees are not hamstrung by monetary concerns. Any Joe Programmer can pick up a cheap $200 bare bones PC and a copy of Linux and be programming the next great thing. He doesn't need management to do this."

      Don't worry, software patents are here to close this loophole. That way all you will need to start your own software company is $200 for your PC and $x millions to license various roadblock patents.

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    5. Re:Joking aside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ahem. I'm going to pick on part of what you said.

      Before you or any other keep on going with the anti-union stance, let me tell you something. I've been in IT for 20+ years, contracting, consulting and working in corporate IT depts. before the Y2K meltdown. I think I've essentially seen it all, from the last days of punched card systems to the current M$ techno dead land (or desert, whatever. It's worse than the bad old days of "Snow white and the seven dwarfs", something the younger crowd here on /. will never know).

      Anywho, I've ended up in my current position with less pay than what I was making back in '98, but unionized for the first time in my life. While I recognize that some unions are not much more than legalized mob (sorry for the extreme expression), not all are like that. For me and surprisingly many of my current colleagues, it means that we are now paid for our overtime for the first time in our lives, amongst other things.

      And this comes from the fact that the union negotiated a collective agreement that governs how things happen and what benefits we get. It is something that a non-unionized workforce could never do, get all the rules put down on paper and all the "kitchenwork" defined to avoid any misunderstanding and abuse by any party.

      So you might want to think about that. Some unions can actually do good.

      AC

    6. Re:Joking aside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucking socialist asswhore.

    7. Re:Joking aside by Paladin144 · · Score: 1
      With Open Source, that model doesn't work as well.

      You've stumbled upon the best argument against IT unions, in my opinion. How could we guarantee that the union would always be platform-agnostic? If a union were started tomorrow, who's to say it wouldn't become aligned with Microsoft on at least one major IT issue, and become co-opted based on that? And what if the majority of the union members use Microsoft's software for at least one part of their job - I mean, MS makes tons of stuff, some of it useful. When Microsoft gets involved, they play for keeps; they're not satisfied with second-best and it's in their corporate DNA to assimilate all that they can. Suddenly, this hypothetical union is split down the middle.

      Unions for IT workers might be a great idea, but I don't think the time is right; there's too much uncertainty about the market, the platforms, and even the nature of capitalism itself (see the IP Wars).

      That said, I think there is still a place for geek community organizations that look out for the rights of socially inept computer nerds. Also, has anybody proposed some sort of Programmer's Guild that would form a barrier between programmers and the unwashed masses, yet still allow money and software to flow back and forth? I can see 50 programmers getting paid to work on the most popular feature requests of 5,000 users who "subscribe" to the guild in exchange for free (as in speech) software. The 5,000 subscribers pay money to get their feature requests/app ideas implemented, while the 50 programmers get paid like a regular 9 to 5 job, but keep the open source spirit and work on whatever fascinates them (which would hopefully be something practical at least some of the time), taking into account the feature requests of the subscribers. Could such a system work?

    8. Re:Joking aside by Mspangler · · Score: 1

      " Any Joe Programmer can pick up a cheap $200 bare bones PC and a copy of Linux and be programming the next great thing. He doesn't need management to do this."

      Good point. For me to work in my profession requires a $100 million dollar chemical plant. Which is why I'm beholden to a corporation, and not an independent contactor. When step 1 is "erect 2 each, 80 foot high, 6 ft diameter reaction columns with 2" thick walls, made of Alloy 800H" the barriers to entry are pretty substantial.

    9. Re:Joking aside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's hope a simple infection kills you then. Maybe you'll understand.

    10. Re:Joking aside by westlake · · Score: 1
      Any Joe Programmer can pick up a cheap $200 bare bones PC and a copy of Linux and be programming the next great thing. He doesn't need management to do this.

      He does needs three hots and a flop, food on the table a place to sleep. Contact with his peers, access to research, access to tools and services beyond the basics.

    11. Re:Joking aside by LarsWestergren · · Score: 1

      However in the software world, the employees are not hamstrung by monetary concerns. Any Joe Programmer can pick up a cheap $200 bare bones PC and a copy of Linux and be programming the next great thing. He doesn't need management to do this. So management, despite its seeming power, does not actually have very much leverage over any IT employee.

      Oh, I see, so all unemployed programmers are just hallucinating. All they need is to buy a computer and they can start working again. Problem solved! What's next, Dancin Santa, curing world hunger by reminding people to go to the store? Bah.

      Ok, now that I have gotten that off my chest I can perhaps try to talk a bit less confrontationally...

      If you are doing the "next big thing", how are you going to sell it? Big companies, do you think they will listen to a single unknown consultant? "Hi, I know you have never heard of me or talked to me before, but I have this great product you are REALLY going to want to buy... when do you want to meet me for a demo? *click* Hello? Hello?"

      If you want to go retail, do you think nationwide or international retail stores are going to stock your product? Maybe you are thinking "I'll release this as open source and make a name for myself and then companies will come to me with job offers once I have become famous". That will take a year, minimum, if ever. How are you going to pay the rent and the bills in the meantime, especially if you have a family?

      I am a bit ambivalent about unions though, I agree on that topic. I am a member of a union and they have benefited me a lot. First of all I have an unemployment unsurance, for one year I got 80% of my average salary. Second, if you ever get into a conflict with the management, it will be a HUGE relief to have others who are willing to listen to your side of the problem and maybe even fight for your rights. Even if they can't help you from getting fired it is great to feel that you aren't completely on your own.

      The possible negative things from unions (at least in Sweden) in my opinion is that they try to set up lots of rules for who can get hired to a specific jobs. It is understandable, they are trying to protect the interest of their members and that includes making companies value their members' competence, but when you are standing on the outside looking in, it can really feel like the "mafia of the employed against the unemployed".

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    12. Re:Joking aside by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      The options here are:-

      a) Live with it
      b) Change jobs

      Unions will do one thing - make you less competitive. Once you are paid more than you are worth (as a industry), someone on the other side of the world will kick your ass.

    13. Re:Joking aside by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      Why unions for that? Surely, it's either a job of government to provide it, or the employer. If you think it's down to employers, and you don't have it in your job, find someone who does.

    14. Re:Joking aside by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      AKA A contract of employment.

    15. Re:Joking aside by dubl-u · · Score: 1

      They know that, without a union, the money would not be spent on important aspects of their jobs, and that, when things went wrong, the mechanics would be the first ones to take the blame.

      Do you have any evidence for this? It seems a little implausible to me to argue that the airlines would say, "Gosh, maintenance on our planes isn't so important; it's ok if a few crash now and then." And it's doubly implausible that the FAA would be chill about that.

      That's not so say that unions aren't beneficial; I'm just not buying the argument that the primary benefit is public safety. I think they're great when there are a few large purchasers of a particular sort of labor; collectivising allows the employees to negotiate on an equal footing. The airline industry is a fine example of that.

      Managers and PHBs will cut costs until wires are sparking and nobody is left working at the company who knows how to use whatever program the business is 90% dependent upon.

      Then they company is fucked, and some smarter competitor will wipe the floor with them. Evolution in action.

    16. Re:Joking aside by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 1

      Do you have any evidence for this? It seems a little implausible to me to argue that the airlines would say, "Gosh, maintenance on our planes isn't so important; it's ok if a few crash now and then." And it's doubly implausible that the FAA would be chill about that.

      There are instances where airlines have been known to cut corners to save a buck.

    17. Re:Joking aside by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

      Actually, the article was an attack on Linux.

      He carefully left out any real organization so he wouldn't get a nastygram from their leadership.

    18. Re:Joking aside by Zoxed · · Score: 1

      > However in the software world, the employees are not hamstrung by monetary concerns. Any Joe Programmer can pick up a cheap $200 bare bones PC and a copy of Linux and be programming the next great thing. He doesn't need management to do this.

      But that does not mean that Joe/Jane Programmer can make a living out of it which i think is the essence of the power relationship between employer/employee.

      IMHO computer professionals have less need of a union for 2 reasons: 1) in general demand for workers exceeds supply and 2) existing employees gain a lot of their worth through the embedded knowledge of that companies products, infrastructure etc (so replacing one worker with another, even with exactly the same skill set and experience can still be very risky.)

    19. Re:Joking aside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What gives unions bargaining is the implied threat of violence. Now imagine a strike picket consisting of scrawny, undermuscled geeks and blubbery, beachball-formed nerds. That is why an IT union will never work ;-)

    20. Re:Joking aside by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      However in the software world, the employees are not hamstrung by monetary concerns. Any Joe Programmer can pick up a cheap $200 bare bones PC and a copy of Linux and be programming the next great thing. He doesn't need management to do this.

      Well, add a good internet connection to that ;-)

      He also needs to be halfway good at marketing his stuff. For many people, including myself, this is the most important reason not to resign and start as a consultant.

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    21. Re:Joking aside by lobsterGun · · Score: 1

      Then they company is fucked, and some smarter competitor will wipe the floor with them. Evolution in action.

      Which one of the reasons the union is a good thing. Nobody wants to be laid off because of some bone headed management move. More importantly, nobody wants to die in an airline crash because of one.

    22. Re:Joking aside by TuringTest · · Score: 1

      Do you have any evidence for this? It seems a little implausible to me to argue that the airlines would say, "Gosh, maintenance on our planes isn't so important; it's ok if a few crash now and then."

      You could think the same about the electrical companies...

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    23. Re:Joking aside by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Not long ago Slashdot ran a story on a program-guide subscripton service doing something like that. They were supporting the Myth PVR development community. Most of the profit from the TV guide subscription was going to the programmers, and subscribers got to vote on what features the programmers should focus on.

      I was looking at getting a Myth, but the hardware offerings like triple the price of TiVo or RePlay. I'll probably take another look in a few months. Hopefully Myth prices will come down as the market expands.

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    24. Re:Joking aside by Yankel · · Score: 1

      However in the software world, the employees are not hamstrung by monetary concerns. Any Joe Programmer can pick up a cheap $200 bare bones PC and a copy of Linux and be programming the next great thing. He doesn't need management to do this.

      Not quite. How easy do you think it is to drop everything and start completly from scratch or work freelance? That's not everybody's cup of tea.

      A programmer that needs to support a family can't go without pay for two or three years before someone either invests in his product, or, he starts selling stuff (completed products, not organs).

      And on that same point, the programmer is not the marketing specialist. It's very difficult to pull a great idea out of your ass, and miraculously turn it into a successful product overnight.

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    25. Re:Joking aside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your example sucks.

      Every time the FAA approved the said changes. What's missing is whether or not the plane manuf. agreed to said changes. That's actually *more* important.

      Knowing the airline industry, it's heavily regulated. A part that may look pristine to the average person (including a A&P mechanic) may need to be removed just because it met x number of hours in service. It's up to the FAA and the plane manuf. to agree to these hours of service.

      Whether or not the mechanic is union or non union, they all have to follow these requirements. The airline can be fined and held responsible, including the mechanics whether or not they are union or non-union.

    26. Re:Joking aside by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Of course no airline WANTS their planes to crash.

      What happens is engineer Alice (the one actually assigned to and responsible for something) comes in and says "I'm not going to sign off on this, we need to do X", the boss (who knows squat about engineering) then hears a second oppinion from engineer Bob that they don't really need X. The boss asks Alice about it, and Alice admits yeah, everything will probably be fine if we don't do X, but I don't consider it safe and I won't sign off on it. So the boss has Bob sign off on it.

      And of course everything goes off just fine. Until a second time Alice refuses to sign off on something, and again the boss calls in Bob and again Bob signes off on it. And again everything goes just fine.

      Then one day Alice comes in and says We've never tested these O-rings at such low temperatures. Yeah they'll probably work just fine, but it's not safe and I'm not going to sign off on it. And the boss says it's costing us enormous-figure-X-dollars to delay the shuttle launch, and the last two times you came in here demanding we throw away money, we brought in Bob here and he proved you wrong. If we're going to need Bob here to sign off on everything then I don't know what we're paying you for. Either you sign off on the damn thing, or you can go look for another job.

      So either Alice signs off on it and she becomes a scape goat when the shuttle blows up, or she quits and Bob comes in knowing that the O-rings will probably work in the cold and his job is on the line if he doesn't sign off on it, and then Bob becomes the scape goat when the shuttle blows up.

      Managers are generally focused on keeping things running smoothly and avoiding cost overruns and the like. When the engineer actually responsible for the safety of the hardware comes in and gives a very wishy-washy statement that there's a 99% chance everything is fine but..., you want to make sure there is a powerful wall in place to prevent pressure to give the answers middle managment wants to hear.

      It can also be particulary difficult to push information up the corporate pyramid that spending is needed on some new maintance or safety equipment. It's an area of the balance sheet that is very easy to neglect or fudge, especially when under intense financial and other pressues.

      Lets assume an airline that actually getting squeezed out of business. It *is* going to end. Management at all levels will be in a desperate struggle to keep the company alive. I'd rather have it fold somewhat sooner because it was forced to maintain proper maintenace and saftey. Better than the alternative "evolution in action" of the company naturally playing russian roulette trying to prolong survival. Passing on the squeeze to a natural squeeze on maintenace and saftey as well. Russian roulette: the company probably lives longer by neglecting these areas, at the risk of a blazing "evolution in action" end when two planes crash and 432 people die.

      I can understand people disliking the idea of unions striking to drive up their pay and benefits, driving up the cost of business. However I find it hard for anyone to really object on this particular situtation. If the people directly responsible for maintancence and safety, directly responsible for people's lives, if they are want to strike on an entirely non-selfserving basis, that's hard to object to.

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  49. Somehow I feel less than frightened ... by MarkTina · · Score: 1

    I've yet to meet a Linux geek who I'm frightened of ... actually I take that back, some tend to disturb me due to their devotion to a piece of software.

    1. Re:Somehow I feel less than frightened ... by MarkTina · · Score: 1

      hehehe .. you might not be far wrong .. I current;y work for IBM and tommorow is my last day with them before I go to the Dark Side of storage ... EMC :-)

    2. Re:Somehow I feel less than frightened ... by mbrewthx · · Score: 1

      I come from the IBM system 34/36/38 school of thought. When I was introdiced to Linux in '97 by the network manager at a previous job he scared me... at first. I thought "Dan, your buying Sun boxes without the OS, and downloading the OS for free and running the email servers and web servers???? When it all comes crashing down I'll call IBM." Well he was right, stable as a rock. DAMN!!!! YOU!!!! for getting hooked on LINUX!!!!!

      At my current job I tried to form an IT union but my boss didn't think a union with one member would be a good idea. dang!!!!
      I'm so abused, one day we'll rise up, start our own companies, stick it to the man, become billionares, become the man, then prosecuted for anti-trust.

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  50. More Enderle FUD. by Jaywalk · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Enderle has proven time and again that he is pro-Microsoft, anti-IBM and anti-Linux. He has as much as said so in his SCOForum speech. Furthermore, he has stated that he feels SCO will win because the case won't be decided on the facts of the case. His "analysis" of Linux needs to be read in this light.

    My read is that this is a pathetic attempt to link "Linux" and "union" in the minds of IT management. The article is absurd on it's face. It relys on a redefinition of the words "Linux" and "union" in order to make it work, thus rending the entire ridiculous screed meaningless.

    "When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean, neither more nor less."

    "The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things."

    -- Lewis Carroll, "Alice Through The Looking Glass"

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    1. Re:More Enderle FUD. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nowadays we often _have_ to be "mere subcontractors" because of the ever looming threat of software patents. If the commission wants us to be more independent then create the legal framework to allow and and stop pushing for software patents.

      I don't know who in the EC wrote the directive but it certainly does NOT encourage open source developers to become more indepentent. It scares developers into only developing under the protection of their feudal lord (ie, a large company who can afford and is interested in wasting money on patents and patent litigation)

    2. Re:More Enderle FUD. by poofyhairguy82 · · Score: 1
      Enderle has proven time and again that he is pro-Microsoft, anti-IBM and anti-Linux. He has as much as said so in his SCOForum speech.

      Great Link. From it:

      " By all accounts I would have lost my job and probably had to change careers again if it weren't for Bill Gates personally coming to my defense and pointing out that what I did probably kept a lot of folks out of jail. He didn't have to do that and, to this day I doubt he even remembers he did, but I remember. "

      If thats not a motive to spread FUD about Linux I don't know what is. Al least he comes out and says it. I thought this was made up at first.

      Mod the entire thing down.

    3. Re:More Enderle FUD. by jdepons · · Score: 1


      You left out anti Apple. http://www.macobserver.com/article/2002/10/28.8.sh tml

      Enderle states that Apple will be obsolete by end of 2003. I love this prediction for the simple fact that I'm posting on a powerbook.

    4. Re:More Enderle FUD. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You cut off the quote one line too soon the next line is:
      `The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master - - that's all.'

    5. Re:More Enderle FUD. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, it is completely foolish and we should complain to the TechNewsWorld management about the poor standards for publishing that they have. Or perhaps I should say "Hey! GNU/Guido! There is a problem you need to solve for us."

  51. Dont givem the hits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For several years a number of us have been anticipating the emergence of a Software Labor Union. The argument has not been whether it will emerge but what form it will take. The conditions for forming technology unions have never been better.

    In many companies there exists a huge difference in compensation between the management (particularly the CEOs) and the folks that actually make and service the products. There is also an increasing tendency for executives to treat employees (particularly IT employees) as disposable assets, and you have what appears to be an increasing lack of respect for the competence of management in the industry.

    Forming a union isn't easy, however. It has been some time since we have seen the birth of a major union because getting people to agree on the form, direction, and leadership of such an entity is very difficult. In addition, there are concerns about management response and few, during hard labor times, want to be seen as union organizers.

    For a union to work you need a critical mass of people, you need a way to organize them as a resource, you need the power of threat, and you need effective leadership.
    Linux: Critical Mass Requirement Met

    For the purpose of this column I'm going to use the word "Linux" to refer to the group of people who support it and the open-source initiatives that surround it. The eventual name of the hypothetical union may use a derivative of this name or, more likely, a name related to open source Latest News about open source. Something like the "Open Software Union," or the "The Union of Free Software Professionals," or, my favorite, the "Software Technical Union Derivative Standards" (Studs).

    Kidding aside, Linux and open source has penetrated most technical schools, government IT shops, and technology companies. Its membership, while not officially listed, is easily in the millions of people who believe in or support their version of the concept of open source, which Linux, to them, represents. There may not be a great deal of agreement on the terms, but the group can act as a group and has the tools to coordinate that action.
    Linux: Organization Requirement Met

    Those tools are based on the richness of the Internet, newsletters and blogs with RSS feeds, and more traditional technical publications the Linux faithful can be directed to act with some degree of confidence. The battle with SCO was a case in point: At no time in history has a technology firm been as thoroughly attacked as SCO has been since their litigation with IBM (NYSE: IBM) Latest News about IBM started.

    SCO has experienced massive Denial of Service attacks, the company's customer base has been inundated, their funding sources have been strangled, their executive leadership has been threatened, and their ability to function has been almost completely eliminated. In what has been a massive and loosely coordinated effort, a multi-million dollar company backed by a strong legal team has been all but put out of business, and this couldn't have happened without some form of organization. Microsoft (Nasdaq: MSFT) Latest News about Microsoft, with all of its resources, seems powerless against the massive engine represented by Linux, and its supporters often appear as an endangered species during a government-approved hunting season.

    In addition, companies using Linux technology and not complying with the GPL Latest News about GPL generally face a combination of legal and public relations exposures more similar to what would happen if they faced a union than if they faced a company. Linux has showcased over and over again that, when threatened, it can move as a group to eliminate that threat.
    Linux: Power Requirement Met
    Let's take the most powerful software company in the world, Microsoft, and imagine a scenario where they had a problem with a negative article. Generally they could call and complain, they could (as Oracle (Nasdaq: ORCL) Latest News about Oracle has often done) pull all advertising from the site, and they coul

  52. Earth to Rob Enderle by xoboots · · Score: 1
    SCO has experienced massive Denial of Service attacks, the company's customer base has been inundated, their funding sources have been strangled, their executive leadership has been threatened, and their ability to function has been almost completely eliminated. In what has been a massive and loosely coordinated effort, a multi-million dollar company backed by a strong legal team has been all but put out of business, and this couldn't have happened without some form of organization.

    SCO's problems are due entirely to their own malfeasance. Don't FUD on me.

  53. This is WAR! by Calibax · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Enderle seems to have declared war on Linux. There is so much wrong with this article that it's hard to know where to start commenting or when to stop. Linux supporters are not terrorists (in the main), but the article clearly portrays them as such.

    At no time in history has a technology firm been as thoroughly attacked as SCO.

    In 2003, SCO started a lawsuit against IBM, began spreading FUD, and demanded $699 for every copy of Linux. Their lies have been attacked, as they should be. SCO's business has suffered because of this, but that's just collateral damage. If you offend a lot of people, a large number of them will respond negatively.

    their executive leadership has been threatened, and their ability to function has been almost completely eliminated.

    That's what happens when you attack a community. But it was wrong to make physical threats. Please don't imagine that because someone made a threat then all people against SCO must all be terrorists.

    In addition, companies using Linux technology and not complying with the GPL generally face a combination of legal and public relations exposures

    EXACTLY. People who commit civil torts should face legal sanctions. Why is the article suggesting it's wrong to enforce a licence? Should Microsoft or IBM not enforce their licences?

    Let's take the most powerful software company in the world, Microsoft, and imagine a scenario where they had a problem with a negative article. Generally they could call and complain

    And that's pretty much what happened - a large number of people complained to the publisher and the advertisers. It is their right, isn't it? It's not mob rule to complain when someone pisses you off.

    The O'Gara/PJ saga also demonstrates the lack of mature leadership.

    There was no leadership... just a large number of individuals who expressed their views on MOG's article. Linux folks don't need no stinking leadership. Linux isn't a union or a political party.

    Without strong leadership any organization with this much power can easily find itself with an image more similar to that of organized crime

    I really can't see anyone organizing Linux folks on anything other than a technical level. Too diverse, too independent, too spread out across the globe, too focused on technical issues, too apolitical probably.

    I have to wonder if this is just another round in the MS/Linux war. Enderle seems to have picked his side - the one with the money - and is attacking the enemy to the best of his ability. Fortunately, that's not a big threat.

    1. Re:This is WAR! by digitalcowboy · · Score: 1

      I really can't see anyone organizing Linux folks on anything other than a technical level.

      I can't even see that. Look at all the distros and all the window managers.

      Too diverse, too independent, too spread out across the globe, too focused on technical issues, too apolitical probably.

      Exactly. See above. Not that I'm complaining. Diversity in an open marketplace is a good thing. In my barely informed opinion, that's been one of the strengths driving the growth of Linux.

    2. Re:This is WAR! by arose · · Score: 1
      It's not mob rule to complain when someone pisses you off.
      Apparently when one persons complains it's okay, but when many complain it's mob rule...
      I really can't see anyone organizing Linux folks on anything other than a technical level. Too diverse, too independent, too spread out across the globe, too focused on technical issues, too apolitical probably.
      The real question is what he means with "mature leadership", should a company with their marketing slimers take on this cat hearding task? The goverment?
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    3. Re:This is WAR! by jdepons · · Score: 2, Interesting


      Enderle seems to have picked his side

      Is there a question?

      The guy gave a keynote speach at SCO forum titled "Free Software and the Idiots Who Buy it". He states that "Steve Ballmer invested a great deal in our company on my word"

      You can change seems to is.

    4. Re:This is WAR! by taj · · Score: 1

      "Enderle seems to have declared war on Linux"

      What ever gave you that impression. He loves Linux. See his keynote speech "Free Software and the Idiots Who Buy It"

      http://fallinggrace.com/article.php?story=20040811 015739829

    5. Re:This is WAR! by mwvdlee · · Score: 1
      The O'Gara/PJ saga also demonstrates the lack of mature leadership.

      Rob's just afraid he's next.
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    6. Re:This is WAR! by Kjella · · Score: 1

      In addition, companies using Linux technology and not complying with the GPL generally face a combination of legal and public relations exposures

      "Warning: The unauthorized reproduction or distribution of this copyrighted work is illegal. Criminal copyright infringement, including infringement without monetary gain, is investigated by the FBI and is punishable by up to 5 years in federal prison and a fine of $250,000."

      That's per count, and is how the RIAA can reach numbers like suing for $98 billions. But I suppose this is "white collar" crime that is ok for corporations, not inviduals. If you like, you can put that on top of every GPL'd file you like. It is equally valid for your code as it is for the lastest MPAA blockbuster or RIAA superhit.

      Kjella

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    7. Re:This is WAR! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Without strong leadership any organization with this much power can easily find itself with an image more similar to that of organized crime"

      Is it just me, or is there really a screaming inconsistency between no leadership and organized crime. I think there is a reason that organized crime is closely associated with Al Capone and the like. It is because it functions in a well organized hierarchy. _With leaders._

      The above excerpt clearly makes no sense. Nothing to see here - move along.

    8. Re:This is WAR! by blippy · · Score: 1
      Without strong leadership any organization with this much power [Linux] can easily find itself with an image more similar to that of organized crime

      What, you mean like Microsoft?

      And let's be clear, Microsoft have actually been found guilty of commiting a crime.

  54. Active forces against any of that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Without my tinfoil hat getting in the way, but with 23 years in the technology, business and corporate world, there are great forces being applied that will prevent any of this to pass. For one, business has money to spend, and they will spend massively rather than placing themselves in the hands of the uncontrollable. And, they will never do anything at all, unless they can be in control. So much much so, they'll spend a lot of money to do so. Repeat. Second, if Linux people really push any issue, business will win; if the unions could be broke, so could the OSS philosophy, over time, with deliberate effort on their part by bribes, token benefit increases, or simply sponsoring someone who can be controlled: they would win again.

    How can this be? Because for the most part, the OSS side don't necessarily like a really protracted fight; business people wake up every day to do exactly that.

  55. Always wrong by mr_tap · · Score: 1

    This is from Rob Enderle who has been described as Wrong more often than a broken clock and "Guys in Suits Who Smoke a Lot of Crack and Still Make Six Figures" poster boy

    Previously statements include:

    • in 10/2002 - Macs with be using x86 by end of 2003
    • in 10/2004 - Xbox 360 will use Intel and not PPC (Microsoft told him personally!)
  56. Obligatory Movie Quote by Jarn_Firebrand · · Score: 1

    "The next person who says 'shenanigans' gets pistol whipped!"

    Now who knows what that is from?

    1. Re:Obligatory Movie Quote by phauxfinnish · · Score: 1

      Super Troopers, now give me a hard one.

    2. Re:Obligatory Movie Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have had this discussion over and over in the past. Somebody should go and tell this bureaucrat to think, listen and learn before he opens his mouth. That way we will saved a nuissance and he won't have yet another reason to be embarrassed.

  57. IT does not fit into unions by nickgrieve · · Score: 3, Funny

    As much as I'd like to be in an IT union... I don't think it fits. Collective payrates, strikes... rules... all that stuff.

    Unions are for sheep, IT people are cats... we don't hurd well.

    1. Re:IT does not fit into unions by Spacejock · · Score: 2, Funny

      There's a kernel of truth in what you say.

    2. Re:IT does not fit into unions by Wesley+Felter · · Score: 2, Funny

      Unions are for sheep, IT people are cats... we don't hurd well.

      Yeah, I tried installing the Hurd once and it wasn't pretty.

    3. Re:IT does not fit into unions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Unions are for sheep, IT people are cats... we don't hurd well.

      It's the sheep that have been convinced by the power holders that collectivisation is not in their interests.

      Try to resist the propaganda the Americans feed you.

    4. Re:IT does not fit into unions by taj · · Score: 1



      Unions wont work anyhow. If you are an autoworker in a union, you worry about your job being outsourced to a developing country. You never imagine someone from mexico, china, ... comming here and taking your job if you go on strike.

      With the tech industry there is the H1B system which means if Microsoft needs more IT folks, they just hire them from different countries. Bill Gates has been pushing for no H1B caps which would put an end to anything representing a Union anyhow.

      I'm not big on Unions and I'm not really against H1B workers. I think educated consumers is the better long term solution. But it is laughable to think there could be a Union in tech today.

  58. Smells like FUD to me by JoeCommodore · · Score: 1
    If you read TFA you can see that the article is not on the side of Linux, as they tell it as a threat to society (i.e. society being companies like weak little Microsoft, who has little power in the author's opinion).

    Also it seems he's a fan of the journalism standards of Maureen O'Gara. hmm.

    I think it's one of those PR marketing "hits" more than an article.

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    1. Re:Smells like FUD to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so boss, we needs to put a kaibosh on this jouranilst too... someone get the cement overcoat ready... he'll be swimming with the fishes and we'll never hear the likes of him again...

    2. Re:Smells like FUD to me by JoeCommodore · · Score: 1
      this Cement stuff? Is that like Microsoft CE, Me and NT? Yeah, that would probably take anyone down.

      Now where did I put that new TPS cover sheet..

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  59. Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His piece is all about painting Open Source (Linux) with the tar brush; condemning EVERY Linux user for the actions of a few.

    1. Re:Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it is any consolation, I got a chance to metamod this post and I modded the troll mod unfair.

  60. Question by arose · · Score: 1

    Would he really publish that article if he would believe what he writes?

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  61. If you take the argument past software, ... by LionKimbro · · Score: 1

    If you take this argument further, you get something that looks a little like this. You're going to have to scroll down a ways to part 2: Hive Mind Independence, which takes place somewhere between 2013-2023 by the scenario timeline.

    The basic idea is this: What if the smart mobs take over? Not just software, but everything?

    We see these open developments happening first in software, then elsewhere.

    First Open Source software, then Open Source encyclopedia, then Open Source manufacturing, etc., etc.,. It does not seem unreasonable to me to believe that more and more work will develop on top of the network of relationships and trusts that arise from open development.

  62. Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All of those are valid points. Unfortunately, the blind ignorance of most people around here will lead to the parent and I being modded flaimbait and off-topic, respectively.

    In unrelated news, where did the captchas go? All of a sudden I am not getting any.

  63. The new attack against Open Source and Linux by ylikone · · Score: 1

    make the general public and business believe that we are terrorists. Microsoft is really getting desparate now, pulling out the big guns. Let's fight men. We got some WinOS to kick!

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  64. I agree with Enderle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I definitely agree with him (sarcasm). So, we should, as a single entity that he accuses us of being, form together and see he is fired and left to live off a rich man's table scraps for the rest of his pathetic life. Then we will disband so that this great power can never again be used for evil.

    Of course, if you say that what's-her-name's article was simply badly proven (and if memory serves it was pretty much just very mild libel) Enderle's whole thesis falls on its heels (because then the people at Linuxworld and the community would be vindicated for showing a fraudulent claim for being fraudulent and making sure EVERYONE knows it).

    FUD.

  65. Great a Union... by N3WBI3 · · Score: 1

    Someone else to take money out of my check, scream at me who I should vote for, and make life hell for my employer..

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  66. What a load of bull... by CODiNE · · Score: 1

    Let's speculate about a future labor union, let's call it "Linux". Now let's talk about the actions of a few individuals whom the the general Open Source movement definitely does NOT approve of. A few idiots DOS attack SCO and Enderle describes it as :

    In a coordinated combination of attacks which included a broad DOS attack on Sys-Con and an e-mail attack on Sys-Con's advertisers, Linux effectively made good on a threat that is beyond even Microsoft's reach, and often beyond the U.S. government's reach. That threat is putting your company out of business if the desired result is not achieved.

    This man is steeped in FUD and misinformation. Perhaps the Linux guys get why all the Apple fans hate this dude with a passion. And ya know what... he thrives on anger and hate-mail. The man does nothing but troll for readers and me... I guess I've fed the troll. D'oh.

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  67. They have lost the keys of control by rtb61 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This is nothing but a whiny article about how the media has lost the ability to control public thought, well at least with in a particular sector of society (netheads), not that the rest of society wont get here as well, we just got here first.

    This individual is just twisting his loss of power as a journalist versus the power the public has gained to share and express their own thoughts and form their own opinions. When we as individuals now agree on a subject we are no longer isolated with the only public opinion being the one paid for by vested interests.

    Yes, the public landscape has changed, freespeak is gaining influence and it is FREE becuase no individual, religion, group, union, government, corporation or media empire controls it. We are all just individuals with a equal voice and this is what they fear the most not becuase of what we gain but because it diminishes their voice regardless of how much money they have.

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    1. Re:They have lost the keys of control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Big vendors may well presnt themselves as an open source "portal", saying "OK - you want open source; this is our IBM open source product..." but this is only slightly harmful now. I still believe the future development of open source is in the hands of individuals who are relatively uninfluenced by big business interests, focussing instead on the technology, and just making a better product. Plus, the open source community has this ingrained ethic about doing it yourself - the ability to fork at any time on a principled issue acts as a sort of safety valve.

      I guess an analogy is two fish swimming in a stream - at the moment the shark of big business is swimming alongside the remora of open source in the same direction, but should things change, both will take their gained advantages from the arrangement and swim away in different directions once more.

      However corporations package it, the community is strong to its principles and will not be subverted for capitalism. Contrary to what Villasante says, the open source community does not need to actively work to achieve social change - by its very nature any success it will accrue will do that job for it.

  68. Cool Fedora by Frodrick · · Score: 1
    Does this mean I get to wear a cool fedora

    Only is you are using RedHat Fedora. :+>

  69. WTF? by bezuwork's+friend · · Score: 2, Informative

    Why was this reposted from here?

  70. Bollocks. by superdude72 · · Score: 1

    SCO and Linuxworld / Maureen O'Gara / Groklaw are his examples? Give me a break. SCO's lawsuits were the last gasps of a company that had been dying for a long, long time. They were dying even during the Internet bubble, for Christ's sake! They aren't dying because the Linux mafia put out a hit; they're dying because no one wants to pay for their OS when their are better, free alternatives.

    Magazines come and go all the time too. This bad publicity woudn't have killed Linuxworld if it hadn't already been in trouble.

    The power of all the Linux IT staff in the world is a powerful force indeed, but not so much more than that of teachers, bus drivers, factory workers, farmworkers, truckers, cops, or any of the other groups of people who keep civilization going. And as with any other group, management can bring in scabs if the Linux mafia won't do their bidding. You're not indispensable; plenty more where you came from. Any college kid with a (free) copy of Debian and some O'Reilly books is a potential scab worker.

  71. Geeks to be drafted before they take over anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    geeks always think they are going to rule the world. this keeps them sufficently preoccupied with non-political nonsense. the funniest part is the geeks are far more likely to get drafted than take over anything.

    enjoy the draft kids.

  72. And we are giving this guy free publicity - why? by toby · · Score: 1

    Why? Why? Why?

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  73. Not HIM again!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh geesh, Rob Enderle again. Why the heck does his stuff still get printed?

    O'gara created a strong argument suggesting PJ wasn't really who she appeared to be???? Who was PJ supposed to be? A young, slim, white, protestant, paralegal with red hair? Where does it say what she was supposed to be? And why do we care??

    First of all, O'gara didn't even know for sure if it was THE PJ. And she attacked the religion and living habits of someone who could have been a complete innocent bystander. If that's not just being plain mean and abusing your journalistic responsibities, I don't know what is. That's the REAL reason why everybody was so upset.

    Oh, and don't forget she must work for IBM because she lives in New York. In fact the millions of people in New York ALL work for IBM. It's a huge state-wide conspiracy!!

    Also, Enderle fails to mention that the MyDoom viruses aimed at SCO was traced back to Russia. Could it just be, maybe, maybe that those DOS attacks were not made by anybody in the free software movement? No, I'm sure Enderle being that great analyst he is must have definitive proof that linux kernel developers were directly responsible for those DOS attacks. He wouldn't just point fingers with no proof right????

    Hey Enderle, maybe YOU DOSed SCO so that you could point the finger to someone else later. Hey, I have as much proof as you do, maybe I should go write an article! Geesh, what a maroon.

  74. Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah, riiiiiiight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And Queen Amidala will marry Jar-Jar in the revised edition of AotC. "Lukesa! Meesa yousa fassa!"

  75. Portability under Linux by Hairy1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Talking of FUD, who on earth suggested that portability doesn't matter? Although our company uses Linux internally our customers are prodominantly Windows users. We develop using Java, PHP and Python, and all our applications are cross platform.

    Portability is the difference between surviving and not surviving; at least for me. Linux is not the one true OS, but it is an excellent example of the new way of thinking, a way which doesn't have greed at its core.

    1. Re:Portability under Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "who on earth suggested that portability doesn't matter?"

      Ulrich Drepper

  76. Fantasy by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    a steel cage deathmatch with Enderle and Stallman. The jackass who can't even figure out what Linux is with the fanatic who can't say Linux, it HAS to be "GNU/Linux"

  77. Two Words... by Keebler71 · · Score: 1
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  78. the internet was supposed to be this.... by plnrtrvlr · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that this is exactly the way that the internet was supposd to empower the people. We were supposed to be able to collectively gather the information and arrive at a conclusion and collectively have our voices heard. This isn't so much about Linux as it is about what happens when you strike a nerve with technologically savvy people -the very people who nursed the internet through it's infancy. The author misses that point, and assumes that because the first chord struck (loud enough for him to hear) was centered on a Linux related issue, that the power must belong to Linux. It doesn't. Why else do you think that DRM issues and legislation are so important right now? Why do you think that Slashdot discussions get so heated when we discuss copyright law, politics in general and digital restrictions? Because we're Linux users?? Last I saw, there we're a lot of Apple and Windows users who are just as concerned (I'd even bet that a lot of them were participating in the article's mentioned ddos attacks, etc) posting here on Slashdot... a reasonable sample of the people behind the scenes of the tech revolutions. The author missed the boat on this one: we're not just Linux geeks and hackers, we're involved people keeping up with the world's realities, and on rare occasions, we can all agree enough to act upon our convictions.

  79. Re:Union? Linux? by Evil+Pete · · Score: 3, Informative

    "one of the worst articles ever"?

    Before you make such sweeping statements perhaps you should google for Enderley's other articles which easily outstrip even this article. The man is a master of crap, thank you very much. Not easily achieved!

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  80. Bite marks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This guy may well think Linux geeks are the mob. There was a while when he was an industry analyst with some kind of specialization in SCO. He received piles of well deserved scorn from the 'mob' over at Groklaw. We all thought he had crawled into a hole to lick his wounds and try to nurse the shreads of his credibility back to life.

  81. Oh boo-hoo by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

    Enderle still thinks the virus attacks against SCO were orchestrated by the Linux "mafia" or what have you. Not to mention this crap about poor little Microsoft:
    "its supporters often appear as an endangered species during a government-approved hunting season. "
    Not one comment about how people are leaving Microsoft for...just pulling an example out of thin air here but setting up an Exchange server. First you need to buy the Exchange media. Then the licenses to connect to it. Then the Outlook licenses to take full advantage of the proprietary features.

  82. Control by miscz · · Score: 1

    This article has its points but it doesn't mention that free software is about freedom. I don't want anybody controlling me, I don't want a union, I don't want a leader.

    1. Re:Control by atuk_daud · · Score: 1

      What about the control you voluntarily relinquish? I am always happy to listen to and follow ('be controlled by') someone who is more technically adept than I am. In fact I frequently seek these people out to provide me direction.

      But... to yeild control to some 'manager' of a union? No way

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  83. Whole article is a troll for slashdot traffic by heatdeath · · Score: 1

    The article doesn't make any sense; it's obvious that the author just knew that it would get posted on slashdot. The kind of power he's talking about "Linux" wielding is only possible if the entity is not legitimate as a legal entity. As soon as it became a legal entity, like a union, it wouldn't be able to wield the power that was being talked about (DOS attacks, etc.). So forming a union would, in a sense, degrade their power.

    Although, I suppose in some cases, having legitimate fronts with loose couplings to illegitimate terrorist organizations is possible. The PLO, for example. =P

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    1. Re:Whole article is a troll for slashdot traffic by Xtifr · · Score: 1

      Ha! We'll show him! We won't bother to RTFA, but we'll discuss it at great length anyway! :)

  84. Don't fear the penguins by 3770 · · Score: 1

    How fitting the slogan of the Linux section is all of a sudden. Check the top left corner of this page.

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  85. O'Gara by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

    This guy is infuriating. Not one word about the blatant unprofessional attack on PJ. Nothing about posting her address/phoen number on the Internet. he just sits there and implies that someone is directing "attacks."
    I think he's directing these columns. I think Maureen O'Gara directed a extremely personal attack. But Maureen's victim doesn't have deep pockets. No sympathy from Rob for you, PJ!

  86. dinosaurs by hjf · · Score: 1

    This kind of articles show that people aren't really ready for open-source. It's the kind of people who don't really understand the nature of it, accusing open source advocates of poisoning the world with a bad product.
    First of all, it's not a bad product. Google has shown the world what can be done with an open source OS.
    I would invite this guy over to a "villa miseria" ("misery village") in my country where people don't die of starvation but are close to that. Imagine how many things you could do with US$ 199 (XP Pro) instead of having to pay a license for every computer the government owns!. US$ 199 could pay for 1 month basic salary of the IT workers. And there are far less IT technicians than computers.
    But I don't know what drives these people. It's like my Java teacher, he thinks this open source movement just "can't be. why would people give away what they write?". Once, I asked him "why not?". So he goes because you gotta make a living and stuff. So I go, "well, yes, but suppose you have a good life and program just for fun. Would you keep all your discoveries to yourself? you think linus torvalds released a full operating system? no, he set the foundation for it, and thousands of people chipped in with tiny lines of code, and now we have this big monster, owned by nobody and everybody at the same time. Also, you have the possibility to use things like a database server, which you wouldn't be able to use. Face it, not many of us can get a job at the gov't data center which 30 years ago started with huge mainframes. Sure, it's been a long time since PCs can run database servers. But they ain't free. In order to use them, you had to be an employee in a big company, or at a college. Or use a pirated copy, which, I suppose, you don't support. If you don't want to give away your code, I suppose you don't want it to ve given away either. But with the open source licenses, you can work with a free full-featured database and you can also make a living out of it. In a company, what you write belongs to the company, not you. But what you do at home is another story.
    And finally, I know you're a big fan of IBM. They support open source. If it's such a bad thing, they wouldn't support it. They aren't that stupid". The guy just didn't see all that coming.
    But well, most people who think that way are just dinosaurs who live in another era. And dinosaurs are extinct now.

  87. A side note... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While reading the summary I noticed a Microsoft ad.

    "We got to market six months faster, and saw 14 percent in cost savings over Linux." --Owen Flynn, Chief Technology Officer, Equifax, Inc.

    They know this because they moved the same service to market twice? If so, wouldn't it go faster the second time? If not, how do they know? And why is it we don't see Microsoft here? There's task #1 for the Linux Union.

  88. FUD ALERT!! by Foofoobar · · Score: 1

    Danger danger Will Robinson! Unsubstantiated accusation based upon faulty logic ahead! Swerve damn you! SWERVE!!!

    --
    This is my sig. There are many like it but this one is mine.
  89. Technology unions are hardly inevitable. by msmercenary · · Score: 1

    For several years a number of us have been anticipating the emergence of a Software Labor Union. The argument has not been whether it will emerge but what form it will take. The conditions for forming technology unions have never been better.

    I actually have to disagree with the article's initial assumption, that software workers will inevitably unionize.

    The primary and necessary condition for a labor union to form is that it becomes easier for the company to replace a worker than to appease them. (In this case, I'm considering total cost of replacement, to include training a new worker to do the job) This leads to a whole new working dynamic: The company can pay dirt wages, because if the worker complains, they are replaced, hence the necessity for a union. If the worker is difficult to replace, they will do better bargaining on their own than collectively. This simple comparison (cost of replacement versus cost of appeasement) defines the distinction between white collar workers and blue collar workers. In other words, between skilled and unskilled labor.

    Technology workers have always classically been skilled workers. Not just anyone can work a computer and get it to do what they want. Software, in particular, is a field which requires skilled workers. Not only is the potential pool of software workers significantly smaller than the general population, but the cost of replacement is much higher due to the specialization going on in the industry. A SQL programmer is not going to easily be able to fill a kernel programming job, for example.

    In this case, for technology workers, the unionization argument is based more on the idea that worker supply exceeds demand. This idea holds water on the surface. Just look at all those poor folks out there whose jobs got outsourced who have been on unemployment for ten years and have nine kids to feed, and the big bad corporation just turned them out on their ear. These people are, frankly, the bottom of the barrel. Oh, I won't claim that the supply of people who want to be in software isn't high. But the demand for good developers far exceeds its supply. One hardly needs to look beyond the salaries for that information.

    So is anybody going to unionize? Sure, eventually. Eventually, the "blue-collar" technology jobs will be automated to the point that a trained monkey can do it (or a trained SQL script), and you'll see the demand for web administrators and BOFH's go down. But software, in general terms, will always be moving forward; once a problem is solved, then the good developers move on to more complex problems, ad infinitum. As with any quality knowledge worker, a quality software worker will always be expensive to replace, and will always do better to bargain individually than together with potentially inferior co-workers.

    The only place that this might not hold is in the games industry, where the amount of supply is so incredibly overinflated by the "coolness" factor of working in games that companies can (and do) treat their programmers as dispensible. I suspect that this condition is only temporary, however, and these conditions will come more in line with the rest of the industry as potential workers learn more about the conditions, and the pool of people willing to get shat upon dries up.

    Software will always require skilled knowledge workers. In software, you never solve the same problem, or go through the same motions twice. Nobody in software writes the same algorithm day in and day out. Or at least, if they do, they're seriously shooting their productivity in the head by missing the automation opportunities. Every day presents new challenges built on the results of the previous day's challenges, and replacing a worker is lethal to that process. Good software workers will always be skilled knowledge workers, will never be interchangable, will never benefit from bargaining collectively versus individually, and therefore, will not unionize.

    1. Re:Technology unions are hardly inevitable. by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      Good post.

      There's still quite a lot of jobs that I see as being replaced in IT. Some jobs are little more than administration, but because they are IT administration, they get paid a lot more than if they were administering car fleets.

      It used to be the case that being a DBA was quite involved. Now, in a lot of companies there is no DBA. The designer does it all himself.

      Incidentally, automation and globalisation have wiped out a lot of "blue collar" jobs. One result is that a lot of people who used to do those jobs are now doing other things that probably make them more marketable.

  90. asshat Enderle; Monarchial Microsoft by puzzled · · Score: 1


    This guy is a shill for MSFT/SCOX and he is always floating some poorly thought out stuff that can be distilled down to "MSFT should be able to tax us".

    This particular article tries to equate Linux with the union movement of the early twentieth century in an effort to stir up U.S. politicians. Notice the veiled indication that Linux users are a 'terror organization'.

    Rob has made some attempts to characterize FOSS as 'communist', when in truth MSFT has a sort of monarchial structure, while FOSS is a deeply democratic meritocracy.

    You should create a cron job to download his article 52 times every minute to make sure he doesn't sneak in any changes and be sure to not follow any of his advertising links ...

    --
    I am very easy to get along with, but I don't have time to waste being nice to people who are being stupid. -Theo
  91. Take Over the World? by Sephiriz · · Score: 1

    I see, so the Linux world will become the new Microsoft? Feel free to ignore the double standard, after all this IS slashdot, where many would love to believe that this would happen.

  92. It was not by hawkeye_82 · · Score: 0

    ..... In a coordinated combination of attacks which included a broad DOS attack on Sys-Con......

    It was not a DOS, you Insensitive Clod! It was a slashdotting.

  93. Same thing we do every night... by Tyrdium · · Score: 1
    Linux Geeks To Take Over World
    Narf.
  94. Enderle Has No Credibility by Landaras · · Score: 1

    Enderle has (or rather, should have) no credibility whatsoever. About a year ago he gave a keynote at SCO Forum entitled "Free Software and the Idiots Who Buy It."

    It took logical and rhetorical fallacies to a whole new level. I picked it apart line-by-line, and for a little while it was on the first page of the Google search for "enderle".

    Here it is again, in case anyone needs convincing that this man should not be taken seriously.

    - Neil Wehneman

  95. Meanwhile at ACME Labs by cranos · · Score: 1

    Linus: Andrew, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    Andrew Morton: I think so Linus, but where are we going to find a duck and a length of rubber hose at this time of night?

  96. Yes, this article is exactly accurate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Listen, Sonny Jim, it's a known fact there's a society of the best Open Source programmers in the world, called the Lintaverate, who run everything and meet three times a year at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as "The Meadows."

  97. Why u wanna repeat those lies? by khasim · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The article tells a good story about how Linux is at the center of a massive nexus of script-kiddies who are eager to destroy anyone standing in their way.
    You got any evidence to support that statement?

    Enderle is still trying to work that meme but no one has shown it to be factual.

    The majority of zombies are WINDOWS boxes.

    None of SCO's claims of "threats" or "attacks" have been substantiated. Yet if they WERE attacked, it would be ultra-easy to post the logs showing it.

    SCO's "evidence" of the "attacks" are the same as the "millions of lines" of "stolen" code they've claimed. Non-existant.
    1. Re:Why u wanna repeat those lies? by kfg · · Score: 1

      The article tells a good story. . .

      "You got any evidence to support that statement?"

      How about this supporting statement?

      "Enderle is still trying to work that meme. . ."

      KFG

    2. Re:Why u wanna repeat those lies? by iive · · Score: 1

      Oh yes, there is proove that SCO website have been attacked daily.
      What else is to slashdot an poor webbey every day?

  98. Yeah right Rob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How are Linux geeks going to organize and take over the world when we can't even decide if its KDE or Gnome? VI or Emacs? Sheesh.

  99. Re:IT does not fit into unions (please MOD UP) by unladen+swallow · · Score: 1

    I once worked at a place as a contractor (non-union) that had to deal with a union. Maybe it was the contract (however I dont think so) but my expirences in dealing with the Union were not pleasent. For example I was not allowed to open a server case, I needed the union member to open it for me and then I could work on it. I could not pull my network cable from the back of my PC, The Union member had to do that. The only problem was that the Union Members were sleeping (I am not kidding) and were therefore not availible. One of the grivences filed against me was that I disconnected the keyboard/mouse/network etc from my PC when we had to move to another building. The Union also filed a grivence when we contracted running cables over 20 miles to connect 2 buildings over public land. They thought they should have done the work. At 5:00 they were gone even if a system was down. I have no respect for Unions in the IT sector.

  100. World Domination Soon(tm) by codergeek42 · · Score: 0

    YAY!

  101. Who owns the code?! by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

    It's GPL, in other words, all your code base are belongs to us!

    --
    If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
  102. with open speak like this by Neuropol · · Score: 0

    one can only assume that with these idle, potential threats; saying things that would interfere with governmental stability or perhaps disrupting power grids, this asswipe just blew the legs right off of what ever potential it may have had to actually become a reality. not that a 'mob' would ever exist, but an organisation could, potentially: but its fierceness is being over rated.

    the awareness has now been raised. expect even further litigation limiting usage and liberty of such. never before has such a death blow been dealt if any one actually heeds what this fool is saying.

    the best thing to do is go quietly in to the night pretending this article was never posted.

  103. Enderle's Subtle Axe by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Dont' be fooled. This article has nothing to do with IT unions. Enderle's talk of unions is simply an attempt to establish some kind of single entity to attack, attribute certain shadowy powers to said entity, and even scare the horses of the CIOs who might feel guilty about:

    In many companies there exists a huge difference in compensation between the management (particularly the CEOs) and the folks that actually make and service the products. There is also an increasing tendency for executives to treat employees (particularly IT employees) as disposable assets, and you have what appears to be an increasing lack of respect for the competence of management in the industry.

    Linux, you see is an underworld agent threatening your profits. With that idea firmly planted, Enderle reaches for his current favorites in his arsenal.

    SCO is a reasonable company besieged because they dared sue IBM. This is where Enderle gets to note DoS attacks and personal threats. It seems this alone has sunk SCO and not anything to do with their own buisness tactics or actual strength of their case against IBM. For some reason he also takes this time to mention Microsoft and point out that even this powerhouse is powerless in the face of such an onslaught.

    Enderle also notes that companies who violate the GPL face union-like retaliation. And while it does point out "Linux" (which Enderle notes early on he doesn't wish to distinguish from other players) has managed to defend its license... the implication is certainly that this isn't business as normal.

    Enderle's next favorite is the O'Gara incident. He generously describes the involved piece as an incomplete expose where O'Gara "implied, but did not prove, that PJ worked for IBM." What Enderle fails to note is that O'Gara also implied that PJ was a paranoid nutjob with generally frowned-on religious beliefs. The impression implied is that the Linux community apparently responded to unwelcome news rather than a personal hatchet job bordering on harassment. And again, Enderle gets a chance to trot out the DoS boogyman. Whats interesting is that he characterizes disapproving emails to advertisers supporting Sys-Con as an "attack". In the end, Enderle characterizes the negative response to this incident as power not even wielded by big corporations or governments. If demands aren't met, Linux moves against you.... and it would seem fits you for digital cement loafers.

    You see - Linux is the new Mob. That is Enderle's subtle point. It's more subtle than his normal attacks. But it is a hatchet job, none the less.

    One final comment - it's interesting how Enderle highlights the O'Gara incident as damning PR for the Linux community. The opinion is that if the community hadn't responded to O'Gara, the piece would have simply slipped past unnoted. But instead, it was picked up by major trades and gave Linux a black eye. Readers might want to question for themselves why the major news outlets picked this up and pay close attention to the players. Is this Enderle claiming that "suits are back"?
    1. Re:Enderle's Subtle Axe by argent · · Score: 1

      What I find most amusing:

      In what has been a massive and loosely coordinated effort, a multi-million dollar company backed by a strong legal team has been all but put out of business, and this couldn't have happened without some form of organization.

      Yeh, a criminal organization. Called The Canopy Group.

  104. Why are we feeding the troll? by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

    Seriously, why does slashdot feed this troll pageviews?

    This clown is in the same short list of paid shills for SCO/Microsoft that MOG was in before she went a little too far and got her head handed to her.

    He is just trying to put the idea that Linux folk are unstable sorts who shouldn't be allowed to be near the mission critical infrastructure into pointy haired heads.

    --
    Democrat delenda est
  105. Freedom is a pretty darn good thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just let me sum up what he meant.
    begin
    "personal Freedom is the most powerfull force.\on the planet."
    end

    Thanks for coming out.
    Gunillablue

  106. Well, I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...welcome myself as Overlord.

  107. Do they mean Mac Geeks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think Mac Geeks are waaaay more powerful *duck*

  108. haven't you heard - terrorists! by timmarhy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    don't you know, we can put malicous code in all those open source programs and take over the world!

    --
    If you mod me down, I will become more powerful than you can imagine....
  109. Re:Vandals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Vandals are the only true innovators in software.
    If not for vandals software security would not be where it is today.

    I rest on my laurels
    Gunillablue

  110. Fight LUG by Forezt · · Score: 0

    LUG
    In every city, I branched out from the airport to downtown and checked the internet cafes. There was always a fight LUG. Linus was setting up franchises, all over the country.

    INT. ANOTHER BAR - NIGHT

    Jack walks in and sits at the bar. The BARTENDER wears a LINUX PENGUIN NECKLACE and has a GOT ROOT SHIRT on.

    BARTENDER
    Welcome back, Sir. No one's in here. It's always empty the day after fight LUG.

    JACK
    Talk to me. Have you ever met Linus Torvalds?

    BARTENDER
    Is this a fsck, Sir?

    JACK
    Yeah, it's a fsck.

    BARTENDER
    You were in here last Thursday night. You were standing right there, asking me about how good our security is. And it's tight as a drum.

    JACK
    Who do you think I am?

    BARTENDER
    You're the person who did *this* to me.

    The Bartender shows Jack his hand -- it has TUX branded into the skin.

    BARTENDER
    You're Linus Torvalds, Sir.

  111. Take over the world? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dont think Linux geeks can contend with KOMPRESSOR KRUSHING POWER!

  112. I can't figure Enderle out .. by KwKSilver · · Score: 1

    But I'm pretty sure he's either a twerp or a twit. ... Maybe both? There's some doubt as to whether he could 1) boot a live CD or 2) pour [redacted] out of a boot with the directions printed on the heel.

    Who give's a rat's ass what Pretenderle says he thinks?

    Reminds me of one of Mark Twain's Letters from the Earth: "It is because they do not think at all; they only think they think. Whereas they can't think; not two human beings in ten thousand have anything to think with."

    "Rantin Rob" is a perfect example of someone with nothing to think with.

    KwKSilver, refugee from the M$ Gulag Porkipelago.

    --
    If you want your life to be different, live it differently.
  113. Re:IT does not fit into unions (please MOD UP) by dbIII · · Score: 1
    For example I was not allowed to open a server case, I needed the union member to open it
    That's just politics - the old medieval guild monopolies allowed to come back because a bunch of people are allowed to do everything they want and lock others out. It's not a failing of unions in general but a failing of paticular organisations of many kinds - you see it in a lot of places.

    Unions are there to stop their members getting exploited and to represent them when they need to take some form of warranted action that they cannot afford themselves. Everything beyond that is the politics you see creeping into any large organisation, which gets out of control sometimes.

    There's no union that covers me, but unions in other sectors keep the wages in my country from going down and make 80 hour weeks with no extra pay the exception rather than the rule. Currently the government is asserting that penalty rates (overtime payment) and unfair dismissal laws (still very easy to dismiss someone who isn't up to scratch or reads slashdot all day) are a major threat to productivity - but there are enough reasonable unions out there to point out that it is bullshit to make removing the positive changes of the pasprohibitiont century unpopular.

    At 5:00 they were gone even if a system was down
    It's the people not the union - if they all have to leave at 5pm due to some wanker talking about not breaking ranks, or there's some management prohibition on overtime and union prohibition on unpaid overtime then that's the problem. In a reasonable environment you could go to a supervisor and ask if you could take the time off later, which should also go with the union conditions. In a non-unionised environment you usually get some form of advantage to doing the extra time - even if it's just the advantage of no-one ever caring if you come in a bit late sometimes or read slashdot at work.
  114. No morons where? by QMO · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm sorry to have to point this out, but:

    Using the Bar Association as an example of an organization that knows how to keep morons out probably wasn't the best choice.

    --
    Exam 4/C again. Maybe I'll do better this time.
    1. Re:No morons where? by Thunderstruck · · Score: 1

      To clarify, he was using the American Bar Association (ABA) as his example. I know it confuses people, but the ABA is another example of a "national" organization that is far less important and authoritative than the corresponding state organization. The national ABA is not as practically significant as most people think. Membership in the ABA is not required to practice law. State bar membership usually is.

      Many states are good at maintaining the quality of their bar association. Some are not. The ABA (like OSS) tends to accept all comers. Still, in the end, both the ABA and OSS also do a lot of public good, and they do it for free.

      --
      Trying to use sarcasm in text-based forums does not work.
    2. Re:No morons where? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      They're some of the highest paid people in the country and they produce nothing of value. There's gotta be some intelligence there to pull that off.

  115. I should be shoving myself in a locker! Dork. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jocks play team sports, wrestling doesn't count. "without really being into Star-Trek, Star-Wars, comic books and anime" also disqualifies you from geekdom. I suspect you aren't a goth either. I think you feel somewhat alienated because you're a closetted homosexual. Otherwise you are another clone in a cookie-cutter society. Just sleep with your best friend and get it over with M'kay.

    1. Re: I should be shoving myself in a locker! Dork. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like someone who has never participated in a sport. I guess weight lifting, judo, skateboarding, ski slollom, gymnastics, track and field, swimming, diving, biking and so forth don't count either, huh?

      If anything is a jock sport, it's the individual sport. The sport where a man can only rely on his own skills and abilities and not merely survive on everyone else's accomplishments. In the individual sport, you aren't a champion just because you happened to warm the bench on a team that did well. You either win or you lose and nobody else can accept the praise or the blame.

      You're probably some pasty little fag afraid to step outside who thinks that being speedo-washer for your highschool polo team makes you a jock. Or that having an X-Wing model on your desk makes you a geek. Get over your little dweebie stereotypes and stop trying to conform so hard, you little pansy. If you were a real man, you'd have replied to his post with your actual account.

  116. Re:The Most Powerful Labor Union in the World: Lin by Arctic+Fox · · Score: 1

    Again? When were they called capitalists?

  117. A long detailed reply to Enderle by knorthern+knight · · Score: 1

    See
    tech_sec.blog.ca/index.php?blog=10347&p=34561
    for my reply to his article. Sorry about not making it clickable. I've run into a Slashdot bug. If I try to post a URL, it *INSISTS* on changing "tech_sec" to "techsec", which obviously doesn't work.

    --

    I'm not repeating myself
    I'm an X window user; I'm an ex-Windows user
  118. I for one... by Flagg0204 · · Score: 1

    The planet has apparently been taken over - "conqured" if you will - by a master race fluent in the language of *NIX. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive M$ men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the geeks will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new four-eyed overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a open-source advocate I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves, or perhaps stockpiling their offices wiht Mr. Pibb and Mountain Dew.

  119. Happens all the time... by argent · · Score: 1

    Multi-million dollar companies with no actual assets go out of business all the time. They bought paper companies that didn't actually exist, they dissipated assets through neglect, their assets turned out to be of only short-term value. The fact that SCO responded to the discovery that they didn't actually own anything worth selling by trying to recoup some money through speculative lawsuits is SCO's responsibility, not anyone else's.

  120. Re:IT does not fit into unions (please MOD UP) by benjamindees · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I once worked at a place as a contractor (non-union) *snip* my expirences in dealing with the Union were not pleasent.

    Of course they weren't. You were a competitor. Did the union hire you? If not, it was management making an end-run around the union. I wouldn't expect a union to *let* you do their work, let alone *help* you.

    I was not allowed to open a server case

    I wouldn't let an outside contractor (let alone a competitor) touch my servers either. But, then again, I'm competent to fix my own problems. Dunno about this "union" in question.

    I could not pull my network cable from the back of my PC

    Ditto. Of course, I merely advise people not to go unplugging things instead of prohibiting them. But I still get to laugh at them and clean up the mess when something explodes. I've seen people plug telephones into network cards, network cables into telephones, fuck-up all the little pins on the monitor when plugging it in, and, (really this is the best), try to swap monitors without changing the scan rate, letting out the magic smoke in the process. The best way to avoid all that is to just mandate that only competent people can work on computers, period.

    Of course, the other good way is to take the "dentist" approach to professional services: belittle people when they fuck things up. Think about it: if you told your dentist "I tried to do my own root-canal and chipped a tooth" he would call you an idiot to your face, and proceed to hurt you even more than usual while fixing it. Even if you just tell him you haven't been brushing, you can probably expect a mild chiding. If you told him "I went to Larry the dentist instead of you last time, because he charges less. But he fucked up my gums, so, could you fix them?" you'd be lucky to wake up from the laughing gas.

    --
    "I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
  121. Whose Silicon? Our Silicon! by freality · · Score: 1

    I couldn't have written a funnier spoof of a supposed futuristic inverted-apocalyptic Sim-City-newspaper-headline if I were the cryogenetically reincarnated ghost of H.L. Mencken.

    But let's call his bluff. Instead of reacting in strange embarassment to the fact that we've got bad ambulance-chaser IT consultants so down on their luck that they have to flame-bait /. en masse for any hope of a full inbox in the morning, let's all rest our hands on our Yoda walking sticks and reflect for a moment that a warning against power from any quarter is always a good occasion to kick back and sip a brew and contemplate the finer world we might make with a smile and guiding hand towards our technology-inept brethren in their fledling attempts to suck the lifeblood out of The Next Good Thing because they've long ago drained their own marrow dry.

    (Though it is tempting to imagine abusing my newfound welt-ruling power just a bit to trade my boss's Project Plan in for my own cron-driven workplace tyranny. Just for a day at least... or better yet until he learns cron syntax.)

  122. Ignore this guy (Rob Enderle) by fvwmfan · · Score: 1

    I've heard the name before. This time I read the article. Then I read another from the same site. What a jerk!

    The guy is a FUD-merchant. Nothing worth reading here.

    My advice:

    Don't visit this site.
    Don't read his writings.
    Slashdot - don't review his articles.

  123. Hmm. Rob Enderle by mcc · · Score: 1

    The person who, coincidentally, if you look at his body of work, every single thing he writes is pro-SCO, pro-Microsoft, anti-Open-Source, anti-Linux, anti-iPod, or just basically arguing whatever line is good for Microsoft's PR interests and bad for Microsoft's competitor's PR interests.

    So basically all this article is is that a pro-Microsoft shill is complaining that pro-Linux shills are meeting with more public sympathy than he is.

    Expect this to continue. That is, as the world of the Microsoft astroturf "analysts" continues to ever so slowly shrink as slowly one by one media publishers catch on to what they're doing, expect those "analysts" to get more and more shrill about interpreting this as if they're being oppressed by the Linux extremists. O'Gara started it; Enderle is continuing it; and whoever else is working along these lines is going to keep going with it in desperate hopes that a mainstream media source will assume, if only briefly, that since it keeps being repeated over and over it must be true. And every single time it gets repeated, Slashdot will have a story about it.

  124. must not reply. must not reply. aww, fuck it. by rah1420 · · Score: 1

    Wrestling doesn't count?

    My good AC, you have not seen good scholastic wrestling if you insist on standing behind that comment. Wrestling is one of the purest jock sports there is. No pads. No team mates. Just you - and your opponent -- and the mat.

    --
    Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens.
  125. Ah ha! by axonal · · Score: 1

    Does this mean I get to wear a cool fedora and carry my distro CDs in a violin case?" I see you are running Red Hat.

  126. Imagine an army of people . . . by HrothgarReborn · · Score: 1

    Thinking for themselves, reaching logical conclusions, uneffected by marketing! There would be no controlling them. Using blogs and RSS feeds they could share ideas and reach similar conclusions. There would be no way to control them. It would be like ... an enlightened democracy! What would we do?!

  127. obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our new Linux geek overlords. Oh, wait, I'm one of them. Sweet...

  128. Hey Robbie Boy by snorklewacker · · Score: 1

    We bumped off SCO and Maureen O'Gara is off the map.

    You're next.

    Sleep tight.

    --
    I am no longer wasting my time with slashdot
  129. My note to Mail Author by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This guy can hear me. Ergo, here's what I have to say:

    You're dead wrong. You're so wrong it's amazing. In creating comparisons between unions, large corporations, and movements, you are being more than mildly unwise, and making yourself look like, in so many ways, someone who is both paid to know what he's talking about, and completely unaware of what he is talking about. Your article is more of a 'run away from Linux' pile of steaming bison-dung than almost anything else I have read in years. The particular incident you are mentioning was a case of invasion of privacy. Were Microsoft's minions to have their privacy invaded - or, God Forbid, the Great Bill have His Privacy Infringed Upon - they would be shot, stabbed, sued, and then their family would have had to eat the body for lack of charity from all the scared peons around them. Whoever paid you to find some way to portray negatively the Linux community and Open Source Movement certainly got what they paid for.

    Secondly, to the difference between movements, unions, and corporations: Corporations are after profit, and only profit. Corporations are bereft of certain interpersonal skills, not being people and all. They're treated like people because of - essentially - historical need that is in some ways outdated and some ways still around. Unions are bands of workers attempting to equal the playing field any way they can, and live better lives by negotiating as a group. Movements have a calling. Movements want to make everything better for everyone involved by changing the very playing field. Where unions attempt to negotiate as a whole, movements simply happen. They happen for completely different reasons from unions or corporations. In the case of the Open Source Movement, it has happened not for profit, but for efficiency. The Open Source Movement has happened in response to copyright law making the professions of so many intelligent people frustratingly inefficient in a closed, corporate, trade-secret based environment. In response to their frustration, due to smart people not doing the same thing twice, and really smart people not wanting to do the same thing anyone else has done ever before, 'nerds' have started to share. In the name of efficiency, not accumulated negotiation. If you look at the people behind open source, you look at the people who push it forward the most, they're the ones who benefit through being able to USE it as much as anyone else. The sponsors and creators are working in the name of efficiency, that thing captialism is supposed to drive the hardest. And many of them have managed to make huge amounts of money along the way. Not Bill Style Money, which is apparently all you're paid to respect, but money that they're willing to put back into the community that helped them get where they ended up.

    As far as I'm concerned, Slashdot doesn't need people like you peeping in. You don't get it. I'd love to say this with a lower user ID, but this is all I've got, and I say you're fifteen years older than me and not as perceptive about what you're talking about, despite being paid.

    1. Re:My note to Mail Author by wild_berry · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Great points. Enderle says that the OSM needs leadership. It does have it: where it matters, at each project and most benevolently with Linus maintaining Linux.

      However, the assumption that the people talking about F/OSS (not necessarily those creating it) can be led is not true; nor do those running individual projects necessarily want to lead them. I think that the claims of DoS are shocking -- if true and intentional then the slashbots et al. need to grow out of this kind of behaviour (but if it was an unintentional slashdotting, that's unfortunate). Calling an e-mail campaign (the e-mail version of letter-writing campaigns) an 'attack' shows that the guy got carried away with his own story and hyperbole.

      I wonder why we get these trolls posted to the front page? Would troll.slashdot.org be a better section place for this that we can deselect in preferences?

    2. Re:My note to Mail Author by mattypants · · Score: 1

      I will lend my lower user ID to you by endorsing every word in your post. If I had mod points today, I would lend them too.

    3. Re:My note to Mail Author by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "low user ID"? Get off your high horse, moron.

    4. Re:My note to Mail Author by Erich · · Score: 1

      Huh? What lower userid?

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      -- Erich

      Slashdot reader since 1997

    5. Re:My note to Mail Author by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      "Corporations are after profit, and only profit. Corporations are bereft of certain interpersonal skills, not being people and all...Unions are bands of workers attempting to equal the playing field any way they can, and live better lives by negotiating as a group"

      Nice thought, but unions are also corporations. According to your login then unions are after profit, only profit.

      Also, please point out the OSS people who have "made huge amounts of money", other than the executives at Redhat, IBM, etc. And those people are certainly not putting significant amounts of money into the OSS community. The CEO of Redhat has made over $300 million in compensation since the IPO. How much of that have you seen spread around to the OSS community?

    6. Re:My note to Mail Author by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 1

      Anyone who used Python to build a small business and then grow it to huge? Anyone who used PERL to do the same thing? There are two notables, I've forgotten both names - one's the guy who's pushing Ubuntu, and the other's the guy who started that entrepreneurialship thing this spring. Add in Google's recent internship program, and all the behind-the-scenes networking (the jobs at OSDL, etc) and "I've worked with you before, and my company's going well, so have a job" stuff that I assume is going on behind the scenes, and the big front-end jobs displayed openly are most likely dwarfed by the jobs that people are just shoe-horned into.

    7. Re:My note to Mail Author by mattypants · · Score: 1

      Just 'cos I beat you to the sentiment Nah Nah Ne Nah Nah! (oh, it's still your turn to offer something constructive or supportive, btw).

    8. Re:My note to Mail Author by Banner · · Score: 1

      I'll lone you my lower UID too. Yours was a very good response.

  130. Re:The Most Powerful Labor Union in the World: Lin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it was when Red-Hat went IPO.

    No...wait...it was when IBM invested one billion dollars.

    No...wait...when Install Shield decided to port to linux.

    No...wait...

  131. ya know, Rob, by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

    If we really had that kind of power, you'd be living in a trailer park and working at McDonald's. And that's if we decided to let you off easy.

    Look, let's step back and think about this rationally.

    Let's see, your example of a company that ignores the GPL and infringes on a copyright. Oh, they face consequences? Wow, as opposed to what, the BSA? Yeah, infringe Microsoft's copyrights and get your ass handed to you on a platter. Why do you keep harping on this ridiculous reasoning?

    And, Rob, for a minute, why not consider that maybe Maureen O'Gara's article was just a wee bit over the top? She didn't build a very convincing case of anything except that she's a complete asshat. I am still shaking my head over that. And the wierd thing about it is that none of it was news to me. I had generally always figured that PJ was an older lady (but not too old) and probably a Jehovah's Witness simply based on her writings. Does that somehow mean that SCO actually *does* have a case?

    Oh, and SCO. Yes, SCO. Let me get this straight: *we* brought them down? You have to be kidding. It doesn't matter who your lawyer is if you don't have a case to begin with. You might remember that Darl claimed that there were reams of "unix" code in Linux, then was unable to provide even a single example in court. Even the judge has pointed this out, Rob. Of course, you probably think he's our little puppet, too, right?

    Seriously, Rob, if you believe your own article, you should be literally quaking with fear about now. My guess is that, instead, you're patting yourself on the back for again trolling Slashdot and bringing in more ad views that usual.

    Bravo.

    Asshat.

  132. Oh come on. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

    Does this mean I get to wear a cool fedora and carry my distro CDs in a violin case?

    Oh come on... Trying to start a distro flame war in the fricking SUMMARY now?!

  133. Volunteering my services... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Resume upon request. :D

    ~Jimmy Hoffa

  134. 15 minute reset by wardk · · Score: 1

    I bet this hack gets 98% of all his traffic from the buzz created by even mentioning his latest regurgitation.

    If you stop linking, they will never come. This clown's writings should suffer from the decay that only comes from having no readers.

    let the sand just run out

  135. ho hum another *nix users are commies article by Robocoastie · · Score: 1

    gawd what a stupid article. there's 5 minutes of my life I'm not getting back.

  136. I don't think it's nice you laugin' by KrisCowboy · · Score: 1

    See, my Penguin don't like people laughin'. Gets the crazy idea you are laughin' at him. Now, if you apologize, like I know you are going to, I might convince him you didn't really mean it. *long pause...I take out my Colts and shoot 4 Windows users* Always wanted to do that.

  137. War? Great. by jnelson4765 · · Score: 1
    I really can't see anyone organizing Linux folks on anything other than a technical level. Too diverse, too independent, too spread out across the globe, too focused on technical issues, too apolitical probably.

    I'm a union steward. I can tell you from experience, a lot of people who join unions don't care about politics - they just want to get a tyrant boss off their back, and make enough money to feed their kids, and maybe have a decent retirement and health insurance. There would have to be locals, in any case - the few national locals (like the one I'm in) tend to have less power, and less cohesiveness. It's far better to have union officials that deal with a certain geographic region - saves on travel costs, if nothing else.

    TFA reads like the kind of intellectual thuggery that is traditional when the servants of power try and shut down a popular movement. And the open-source movement is definitely not a union (speaking as someone involved in both).

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    Why can't I mod "-1 Idiot"?
  138. OK! LETS STRIKE!! by Halvy · · Score: 1

    Not.

    Lets face it, we (community) do not need to form any *official* Union!

    With nearly total anarchy (or 'leze fair' to be more acurate), look how muc *trouble* we've able to bring upon the corporate Beast. And the only tools we're using, is free and superiour software.

    Imagine what the next few years might bring, if we have been able to do this without not only unions, but corporations or megalomaniacs like gates.

    Linux is soooo much more than just an os platform.. it is.., or rather it *represents*.. to the core, the clashing of the extreme diametric cultures (ie. good v. evil) we experience within the human race...

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    I will gladly loose all of life's battles.. in order to win the war..
  139. Hot Mob Flashes by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Enderle is a clown, with powertrip fantasies only a nerd could muster. Linux geeks can't even all agree on how to pronounce "Linux", let alone the kind of organization he talks about. Most of the effects of this "organization" (of what, exactly?) on his chosen example, SCO, were perpetrated by IBM's lawyers, or SCO itself. The DDos attacks pale in comparison to the spambot zombie waves across the Net every day, and the rest of it is a joke, too. Linux geeks are a vast, arguing herd of cats, and the "power vacuum" he describes in the leadership is likely to remain more like a quantum foam than an office into which someone ever moves.

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    make install -not war

    1. Re:Hot Mob Flashes by PureFiction · · Score: 1

      Linux geeks are a vast, arguing herd of cats, and the "power vacuum" he describes in the leadership is likely to remain more like a quantum foam

      I love this analogy: respect and authority in Open Source is attained via exceptional effort and quickly decays - very different from the power concentrated by corporate/government leadership which is much more adversarial and selfish in nature.

    2. Re:Hot Mob Flashes by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      We're statistical, they're classical.

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  140. Re:After I RTFA: by utlemming · · Score: 1

    You know, the conclusion of the article also goes to prove that the Linux community isn't a mafia-like organization. Afterall, since there isn't strong leadership then it really doesn't have the organization that would define it as organized crime. If the strong leadership existed, then the article would go to say that it mimics organized crime instead of software development and evangelism. The premise was based on a community gaining power and the ability to make waves. Public opinion is no longer being shaped by the media, rather the media is being shaped by public opinion. Now that a group of techno-advocates have the interest, the knowledge and the ability to be able to point out falacious articles and to proof read, some people are complaining. I think that articles like this are really showing a cultural difference, if not a certain "class-struggle" between the media elite and the average citizen -- the reliance on the media is dwindling as people are now apt to get their own news, if not write it, and people have a way to share their opinions. Slashdot, for example, has considerable power in exposing unpopular and popular opinions alike. Instead of fighting and antagonizing the Linux world, how about supporting it and being useful. The reason that Linux and those that work with Linux are so "powerful" is that what makes up Linux is not one person, group or even a company. The Linux community is of a larger scope than what one organization can encompass. So to argue that there needs to be strong leadership would actually cripple one of its strengths, being diversity, and would define Linux or FOSS for that matter as another Microsoft. (Of course, this is overlooking the fact that Torvald is the final stop for what goes in the Linux kernel, or Stallman leading the GNU)

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    The views expressed are mine own and do not express the views of my employer.
  141. RAH RAH STALLMAN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Without him we'd never have C, BSD, Perl, TeX or any of that other totally bullshit software that he had nothing to do with!!!

    RMS is not a god. He wrote a bloated editor and a manifesto. He's done fuck all since.

    1. Re:RAH RAH STALLMAN! by Travoltus · · Score: 1

      And you've done exactly what in your life?

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      --- Grow a pair, liberals... stop letting the Republicans bully you!
  142. A union I could live with by ScrappyLaptop · · Score: 1
    I agree; there is a problem with the way unions very quickly become focused not on issues that affect their members, but rather on the continued existance and political influence of the union itself. Somewhere along the way the needs of the union and the needs of the workers diverged slightly.

    I've long said that the ideal union should form to solve a specific problem, then once the problem is solved, disband before egos, personal power and political corruption take root. If a problem is minor there will not be the impetus to organize; that threshold acts as a check to help prevent abuse.

    If you think about it, this follows one of the ideals of Open Source; if something is needed and that need is great enough, a solution is built. When the need is no longer strong, the solution fades into obscurity but can be revitalized by anyone. If enough "anyones" are motivated, a new project arises and solves the problem -or a like problem- again.

  143. Enderle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This guy's a fucking moron. Why does anyone even post stories by him anymore?

  144. SlashDot a SPAM Board for Rob Enderle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who cares what Rob Enderle says? Why should SlashDot readers read a badly-written article and thereby increase the hit count of an idiot who got his job who-knows-how?

  145. Re:And we are giving this guy free publicity - why by thaig · · Score: 1

    Because "we" are naieve and gullible. Unfortunately it *is* necessary to refute even ridiculously spurious arguments but not everyone understands that names need not be mentioned while doing so.

    As soon as someon mentions "Ratdinkle's" name or the name of the publication that carried his article, he has achieved what he se out to do by being irritating.

    Tim

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    This is all just my personal opinion.
  146. dude by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    Dude, you can do whatever the fuck you want; it still won't make you cool (if you aren't already - and I'm led to believe you aren't, due to the fact that you'd even suggest a thing).

    I'll just stay being myself, thanks - cool or not.

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    ~/ssh slashdot.org ssh: connect to host slashdot.org port 22: too many beers
  147. Mod down the linked story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, someone please mod down the linked story to f**k up the link from his rag

  148. Another reason attacks on "Linux" have failed by andrewjj20 · · Score: 1

    The main reason SCO attack on "Linux" failed was because of their business practices. If you alienate a bunch of people you are likely to loose customers, or potential customers. All the "Linux" had to do was sit back and whatch the show. The reason that the attack on the maintainer of groklaw failed was that "Linux" does not like lies, it will fight for the truth. As you can see if you come after "Linux" you better have the truth on your side, or you will lose. As for management, as pointed out before, "Linux" is too diverse, and spread out for any formal management. with the availabilty of computers today, there is no great threat to IT jobs. anybody with arround $500 can start programming for them selves.

  149. /. Has Lost The War Against Mediocrity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    with so much coverage of late consisting of this sort of idiocy (Rob freakin' EARLE?! Come *on* now...) plus the subperfunctory job "moderating",
    well -- I'm afraid /. has become largely irrelevant. I *miss* /. I feel you are no longer there for me.I haven't actually counted all the idiot posts modded high and labeled "insightful" or "informative" lately, but I have certainly noticed the percentage is shockingly high.

    Somebody needs to put down the bong and do some research, 'cause without that you're just a bunch of misinformed wannabe's.

    Hey, *somebody* had to say it. :(

    Anyway, get well soon /.!!!
    I miss you!

  150. Predicted in the bible. by skinfitz · · Score: 1



    "And the geek shall inherit the earth."

    1. Re:Predicted in the bible. by grumling · · Score: 1
      You mean "Predicted by the the Simpsons."

      That was a line from _Undercover_Nerd_.

      --
      "Well, good luck finding a judge that doesn't run a bestiality site."
    2. Re:Predicted in the bible. by skinfitz · · Score: 1

      Actually I wrote that. If the Simpsons used it then it's a coincidence (albeit a pretty obvious wordplay).

  151. your joking right? by NemesisNL · · Score: 1

    Management has come up with the perfect weapon to combat this.....it's called software patents. The software patents will force you to work for the patent holder exclusively or get suid out of your mind. This means your cheap pc holding the tools of the trade are worthless since you can not use them without infringing on some stupid patent. Better make sure the boss is pleased again because he just got his stick back.

  152. More Enderle FUD by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    This asshole is absolutely being PAID by Microsoft - either that or he IS literally the biggest asshole in IT.

    Once again, these Microsoft shills have attacked the entire OSS movement, branding them "fanatics", DoS perpetrators, serial harassers, and probably beanie-wearers as well.

    The only thing we haven't been accused of being is actual Muslims! Or maybe "child molesters!" We've already been called "terrorists" and "communists"!

    Enderle proclaims that if we'd all ignored the bullshit MoG put out, it would have been ignored by everybody. Oh, really? Is that why HE'S babbling right now? He expects to be ignored? (He should be, but that's not the case.)

    This jerk is hawking the same crap that a multi-billion corporation (who shall be cough!RedmondCough! nameless) and we're supposed to just sit back and enjoy? Who has the power to attack who here?

    Read my lips, Enderle!

    FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE GENETIC HISTORY!

    In due time, Microsoft will be go into bankruptcy and YOUR pissant ass will go on the unemployment line where you belong! (Or maybe become the "Minister of Information" for the new Iraqi government...)

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    Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  153. Re:The Most Powerful Labor Union in the World: Lin by Petersson · · Score: 1
    Actually, Linux & other Open Source communityies are something that never before happened in human history.

    Therefore clueless people are afraid of it and are also trying to classify it somehow, however they haven't got mental cathegories for such phenomena.

    Thereupon the names the Open Source folk is called are absolutely unappropriate.

    While looking at that article, I'm quite concerned what will happen if human kind would meet some real extra-terrestrial inteligent life form.

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    I'm not insane. My mother had me tested.
  154. No Muad'Dib... (ever) by tines · · Score: 1

    I really don't think that a single person will ever be able to harness the "power" of such a distributed mass of people. Frankly because (most of the) geeks have a strong (healthy) anti-leadership attitude. We don't generally like to be controled for the same reason we don't like proprietary software. We don't like to be told what to do because most think they are too smart for that. OTOH an ideology could come out (see GPL) and convince most of the people of the "proper software values" (let's say... no closed-source, etc). Given enough convinced people, this could lead to some interesting results. But I don't think that there will be a single person in charge (although most of the ideas could come from one single source).

  155. Spot the fnord! by Lobo93 · · Score: 1

    However, power without leadership is just dangerous and often more dangerous to the very organization which has the power. ...said the automaton, as he unwittingly cemented another brick in the walls of Babel.

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    "The only clear view is from atop the mountain of our dead selves." - Peter Carroll
  156. Email I Just Sent To Enderle by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    RE: The Most Powerful Labor Union in the World: Linux?

    I don't know where to begin, but it doesn't matter since nothing you said made any sense - and of course, you knew that. You were just paid by Microsoft to dribble it out anyway like snot out of a crack whore's nose.

    You HAVE to be either directly paid by Microsoft to be a shill - or you HAVE to be THE biggest asshole in IT right now.

    You make Larry Ellison look "fair and balanced". You make George Bush look like George Washington.

    I have news for you, monkey-boy: Linux is going to take away your job and leave you in the unemployment line where you belong. Ten years from now, Microsoft will be on the ropes and no longer willing to pay you for anything since you obviously weren't effective. And you damn sure won't be getting any money from anyone on the OSS side of the industry.

    Take another shot of crack and "Have a nice day!"

    Moron.

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    Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  157. You reap what you sow by s1amson · · Score: 1

    hes just mad that he didn't get in on this in the beginning and thinks "Hey maybe I'll plant some seeds in their head and they'll sprout and grow into corruption" truth of the matter is that most linux projects are not even a part of the big picture when they 'sprout' everything is independent and people with their projects feel compelled to achieve a small goal. the collaboration of these small goals together make up and define linux as a whole. i believe most linux users know this, and they also know that if all these indie projects were 'controlled' by one person/a select group of people then it will become just as corrupt as the rest of the major players. This is child running around with a nuclear bomb. careful there pal

  158. I will not be labelled a terrorist by jonathanjg · · Score: 1
    It seems to my mind that we are now starting to see a pattern of articles critically negative about linux, and that lack a fair and critical approach.

    I for one, take objection to the author's grouping of all linux supporters and open-source initiatives into the singular "Linux" with a capital "L". It is simply not fair to write in this manner, when you are referring to a disparate group of individuals, and especially a group so broad as to encompass "linux users", companies making an income from linux (Redhat, SuSE. etc.), multinationals such as IBM, Sun and Novell, "developers", hobbyists, educationalists, governments and so forth.

    The author ignored the power of corporations to bring themselves down, through their own bad decisions. Surely part of the reason for SCO's demise is that they just didn't have a way to make a profit without conjuring up a ludicrous lawsuit, and also that they just didn't have a valid case? Isn't it fair to mention that? In a fair and balanced article it would be, actually.

    There is also a new and disturbing trend in America that really does alarm the rest of the world. It generally starts with labeling someone a terrorist, for instance in this way: "The power to control the press and the skills contained in this organization are likely capable of disrupting travel, power grids and other broad national infrastructure"

    Where did this leap of logic come from, and what damage can such general statements do to the innocent? What damage have they already done in other contexts?

    Finally, the author wrote:

    "While the O'Gara column probably would only have been read by a few technical people, this broad coverage has been read by the general business buyer, and so the story has evolved from being a mere piece about an obscure person running an obscure Linux Web site focused on killing an obscure company to one broadly showcasing Linux as made up by "fanatics and lunatics" (John C. Dvorak). This isn't a child running around with scissors. This is child running around with a nuclear bomb."

    So linux users/developers are children then? Where have they hidden their weapons of mass destruction? This makes Y2K seem positively benign! Who indeed is more dangerous? Could it perhaps be those who write the articles that damage the reputation of others, perhaps? And to whom are they themselves accountable?

    1. Re:I will not be labelled a terrorist by s1amson · · Score: 1

      well said indeed. Score:5, Interesting

  159. Not "cats", but "retards" by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Informative

    The problem with nerds is:

    1. Being disconnected from reality, and believing in nutjob ideals of purity and perfection, instead of more realistic compromises that work.

    Which is at least mildly entertaining when it comes to "vi vs emacs vs Eclipse vs VS.NET" flame wars, in which some small detail is inflated to mean "it's not 100% perfect, so it 100% sucks." But it's less funny to see people shaft themselves and screw up their own life in pursuit of that pure utopia and relentless shunning anything less than perfect. Between something like (A) having a boss that shits on you, demands 84 hour weeks, makes "YOUR job could be the next to move to India" a corporate motto, and generally makes Dilbert's PHB and Catbert look like good compassionate folks, and (B) a union, a nerd will keep option A because B isn't 100% perfect.

    2. Disconnected from reality again, in the form of believing in nut-job extremist theories, of course dressed up to look like some 100% perfect ideal as mentioned above. You're pretty much not a nerd if you don't really believe in some oriental religion, or magic, or global conspiracies, or... some bullshit idealization of pure unregulated capitalism, 19th century style. Which is what we're seeing waved around every time someone mentions unions.

    "Noo, unions just let people demand more pay for worse performance! They get in the way of capitalism! Let's get rid of minimum wages, unemployment benefits, medical insurance, etc, too! Make those lazy bums work harder!"

    Well, guess what, folks? That unregulated capitalism didn't work _that_ great for the country. It just served to funnel most of the benefits into the pockets of a small oligarhy, while 90% of the population was living only _barely_ better than slaves on a plantation, and were left to literally starve the instant they had an accident and couldn't work any more.

    Using _that_ model to rise productivity and GDP, yeah, would work, except it wouldn't be _you_ who sees any benefits out of it. You'd just have over half the factories producing bigger yacht and personal planes for CEOs while you're starving on a miserable wage. That's what historically did happen.

    3. Insecure. Nooo, maybe the boss will fire me if I don't kiss his ass and lick his boots. Or god forbid join a union that says "no, sorry, 110% unpaid overtime is right out." Better keep a low profile instead, not stand out from the crowd, and line up for the daily boot licking routine like everyone else.

    Instead let's whine on /. and in blogs about how the boss sucks, and hope that somehow miraculously the problem will just fix itself.

    Guess what, folks? It won't. If you're even vaguely tempted to compare your job to Dilbert comics, chances are that your management already knows you're spineless. They won't grow a compassionate side, they'll keep piling shit upon you and thinking it's _normal_. That's how you got there in the first place.

    4. Hidden behind a "Nice Guy" (TM) facade. Nah, can't do something as nasty as, ugh, a strike to the boss. Would tarnish that "Nice Guy" facade and all that.

    5. In reality not that nice, and self-centred to ridiculous extremes. Just you're the smart guy, everyone else is a retard, right?

    The sad reality is that your average nerd doesn't want to fight for _others'_ rights. "Whaaat? And end up having to do a strike too, to support workers from another company? Why would I want to go on strike when it's not about _me_?" seems to be another major theme that pops up on these boards and others each time someone even mentions unions.

    Well, guess what, folks? You're not really the centre of the universe. The Real World (TM) is a give-and-take place. People will help you if you help them. That's what it's all about. If you want it all to be only about _you_, then you're on your own. And that's how the IT worker conditions got to be the mess that they are.

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    1. Re:Not "cats", but "retards" by Brian+Blessed · · Score: 1

      I find it ironic that the "pure capitalism" fanatics are usually anti-benefits. It seems to me that good unemployment benefits are an essential help to a competitive market by enabling companies to change more rapidly.

      - Brian.

    2. Re:Not "cats", but "retards" by stormcoder · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing that Moraelin is pro-union here. I'm also guessing that he doesn't have a high regard for "Nerds". I'm also guessing he doesn't consider himself a nerd. I'm wondering why he's reading Slashdot, "News for Nerds", then. I find the irony overwhelming.

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      Sorry my bullshit sensor overloaded.
    3. Re:Not "cats", but "retards" by hammeredpeon · · Score: 1

      Not so much nerds, as the environment that we work in. Workers are encouraged to excel and out-perform others, because they get more recognition and hope that leads to more pay and promotions. Someone above discussed airline mechanics unions, where they guarantee some amount of training and skill. This would be difficult to do in some of today's IT squads, because there are some people who are still looking for the "any" key, but who call themselves coders. The amount of competition between workers is how you keep unions from forming, and employers are doing a good job of maintaining that competition. It's a lot like slavery back in the early days of America, where slave owners would separate the slaves into separate classes (in-house slaves, field slaves, etc.) to discourage unity.

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    4. Re:Not "cats", but "retards" by lucas_picador · · Score: 1
      Tell it, brother. Refreshing to see someone else on this site who's willing to call the nerds out on their spinelessness and naivete.

      (Disclaimer: yes, I'm a nerd, as I suspect Moraelin is -- but I've been less and less inclined to identify myself as such because of the lack of social/political/economic/historical awareness that term has come to imply, thanks in large part to sites like /.)

      I used to be a software engineer... Masters' in CS from MIT, a few years of startup-jumping... but I eventually got so fed up with the way tech people were ghettoized and their shortsightedness in putting up with it that I pulled an "Office Space" and eventually got the fuck out. Now I'm in law school, where I'm buying the credentials I'll need to be in control of the social and economic conditions surrounding software. Unionization might be a project, although I'm not convinced it's going to happen. But something is going to happen to the IT labor force in the US once everyone snaps out of their Ayn Rand-induced historical amnesia and realizes they're getting fucked. And I plan on having a headstart -- and a blueprint for revolution -- when they do.

    5. Re:Not "cats", but "retards" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      People will help you if you help them. That's what it's all about.
      I call bullshit.
    6. Re:Not "cats", but "retards" by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Actually I do consider myself a nerd, and yes, I too was once at the retarded stage I describe, of finding retarded justifications as to why being shafted is good, that the boss is my best buddy 'cause he likes my work, and that I'm such a "Nice Guy" (TM) that I can't do something as nasty as not staying overnight because the boss promised something done until tomorrow.

      Took a rather rude awakening, in the form of some talks to the boss, with him asking such questions as "WTH do you need Sunday free? You'd just sit at a computer anyway?" Or "Well, if you want 5 day weeks, then I'll cut your wage."

      But anyway, in spite of being a largely asocial nerd (you can tell by the tantrum, can't you?) and liking computers more than people, I _am_ in the meantime rather annoyed by "why it's good to be shafted" bullshit theories. And by their being based on views of the world that see as much of the picture as viewing the Sixtine Chapel through a keyhole.

      And what really got me over the edge this time is the ISO-standard comparison with cats. Boiling down to "No siree, bob, we're like cats. We like to be defenseless and mis-treated."

      Well, pick up Fluffy, look him/her in the eyes and ask yourself "Would this fuzzball even admit that he/she knows me if I mis-treated him badly?" Chances are good ol' Fluffy would leave at the first oportunity if you treated him/her like a PHB treats employees. And lemme tell you, I've even seen a cat attacking a human, after she'd been stressed hard enough. Bumped my opinion of cats up a lot.

      You want to be like a cat? Then start caring about yourself a lot more, and less about justifying why it's good to be defenseless, passive and mis-treated.

      Just something to think of.

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  160. Linux Labour Union by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the 90's Margaret Thatcher (our ex-Iron Lady) has proved that once you are an entity it is easier to crush. Power - yeah!!! The most moronoic uneducated article I have ever read.

  161. obligatory by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new Linux geek.....wait....that's me! MWAHAHAHA!!! The world will tremble at my fingertips! You're all doomed, DOOMED!!!!!

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  162. Favorite quote..... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    Here is my favorite quote from the article:

    In what has been a massive and loosely coordinated effort, a multi-million dollar company backed by a strong legal team has been all but put out of business, and this couldn't have happened without some form of organization.

    As if poor management, a poor product, and generally being the scum of the earth wasn't enough to put SCO out of business. This author is a sensationalist.

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  163. Unions are Monopolists, but FOSS = Anti-Monopolist by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1
    I haven't RTFA, and since it's been reported as stupid, I won't be responding too it. Instead, I'll just point out a few facts about the fundamental nature of unions.

    Unions get their power from monopolization. A traditional trade-union is an effort to monopolize the market for skilled labor in a certain field and geographic area. Notice the parallels:
    • In a free market for products, each vendor competes against each other, giving the customers lower prices- until monopolization assembles the vendors into one unit, which can then demand higher prices.
    • In a free market for labor, each worker competes against each other, giving the employers lower wages- until unionization assembles the workers into one unit, which can then demand higher wages


    So, unions are similar to monopolies, and what do we know about Free/Open software and monopolies, kids? That's right: they don't go together. Monopolies in software rely on legal barriers-to-entry, such as copyrights restricting duplication of code, or broad patents prohibiting all competitive efforts. And Open Source projects disdain all those barriers.

    Computer programmers working with Free Software simply cannot unionize or monopolize; they will be instantly out-competed by scabs either in India, or right next door. It is vaguely possible that a union of proprietary software developers will arise, but Linux could never be part of such a thing.

    (Traditional unions use social pressure and geographic proximity as barriers-to-entry, enabling their localized monopolization. Digital workers are basically immune to those methods)
  164. Competence of Management by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

    you have what appears to be an increasing lack of respect for the competence of management in the industry

    Competent management is common in the industry?





    In all fairness, I have known a couple highly competent managers.

  165. Smooth Move by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

    Lets recap the article:

    1) The community of "Linux," not the FSF or EFF, who have lawyers to defend themselves from what I'm about to say...
    2) Are what will become the labor union for software. After all, developing free and open source software is the hallmark of labor unionization in the software industry...
    3) And you bunch of hooligans already behave like mafiosos... let me just recap what a victim SCO has been...
    4) You bunch of denial of service attack launching juevenile delinquents...
    5) O'Gara is so cool... you jackasses had her fired from a publication called "LinuxWorld," when she made some specious claims about a Linux advocate...
    6) You really should have let her do that, since, after all, you should be pumping funding into SCO's defense fund...
    7) It was an immature act that just goes to show that you're a bunch of children, with no leadership...
    8) See how I still haven't mentioned the FSF... now they won't mail me and complain.
    9) Yes! I win! I get to dig on the Linux community, and I'll get a front page article on /.
    10) Go meeeeeeee!!!

  166. close, but no cigar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I fully agree that the author and its patrons and financers have to recieve their dose of bashing, but I want to emphasise that there is a point which is more important for our (geeky) future than any commentator or evilcompany...

    The trouble with ground-breaking ideas is that they are only useful to people qualified enough to study them. It is quite possible that Enberle accidentaly hit a goldspot without knowing it, or, on the other hand, he has been whispered a secret truth of the future by a higher entity and hasn't quite grasped the concept. While he joins a paradox after paradox (can you imagine BOFH joining, let alone running any union, an IT union, to exaggerate further?)

    This article tried to cope with the fact that in what is now a post-industrial-, information-, global-, and yapyapyap society, traditional authorities no longer apply (or for now, do not at least apply as fully as they used to). Naturally, it failed and missed the point.

    But that doesn't mean there is a point. Humanity has had priests or other religious authorities for millenia to apply a sistem of rules in human lives only to resort to rule of law in last few centuries, making lawyers (and other legal experts) somewhat of a privileged class, some even calling lawyers the priesthood of liberalism.

    Well, there is another rule on the way and another class of people called upon to make and enforce the new rules. Information society is just a buzzword if it would by run by priests, kings, presidents, judges or lawyers. Running an information society requires a cleverer breed of people who beside having the appropriate ethics and the knowledge, and an environment with a suitable way of thinking. Enter the allmighty sysadmin geek who runeth the servers and secureth thy data with his application-developer buddies that make the brave new world possible.

    This may sound very theorhetically, but I see stuff happen in practice on a micro-level, particulary with geeks growing older and migrating to other related professions while still maintaining their points of view. If human civilization is to evolve further, and if tehnology is to advance to better our lives, things are bound to happen.

  167. Democracy by Larsing · · Score: 1

    Try to spell it Bob, just once...

    Seriously, when public outrcy results in change, that is grass-root democracy at work.

    This is what happens when the formal democratic institutions (and here, I count the officially informal press as formal) start working against the people. In this respect, the Linux/Free/Open communities are no different than other modern political/social movements, like the environmental or anti-globalisation movements etc, just different values and ethics...

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  168. Moron or propaganda? Both!! by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think Enderle does "miss the point" on purpose, in an attempt to paint the Linux community as dangerous criminals.
    Of course, his argumentation is weak enough to make him look like a moron. Which he probably is, otherwise he would act in a more subtle and difficult to disprove way.

    Let's have a look at his technique:

    1) He starts with the probably valid point that the emergence of a Software Labor Union is not unlikely, due to reasons he lists IMHO correctly.

    2) "Linux: Critical Mass Requirement Met"
    Here, he jumps to talking about a union of Open Source developers, conveniently ignoring that the worst working conditions are reported from (closed source) game development studios. Which is where I would expect the first Software Labor Unions to pop up.
    He goes on to talk about "Linux and open source has penetrated most technical schools, government IT shops, and technology companies", in order to make it sound more dangerous.
    In order to buy this so far, you have to be uninformed or stupid. But this paragraph could still be excused as a slip in wording by a guy that needs a bit of pep in his article ;-)

    3) "Linux: Organization Requirement Met"
    Much talk about the trouble SCO is in, and vague accusations about criminal activities for which the Open Source is supposedly responsible.
    Again, he conveniently ignores that SCO made most of the trouble for itself. Sueing a company like IBM who can afford excellent lawyers itself, plus pissing off your own (ex-)business partners is hardly a good strategy.
    More talk about how "its [Microsofts] supporters often appear as an endangered species during a government-approved hunting season". By now, we are clearly in propaganda country.

    3) "Linux: Power Requirement Met"
    Here, Enderle talks about how Maureen O'Gara wrote an article about PJ of Groklaw and the resulting backlash forced Sys-Con to pull the article.
    "Linux effectively made good on a threat that is beyond even Microsoft's reach, and often beyond the U.S. government's reach. That threat is putting your company out of business if the desired result is not achieved"

    Wrong on two accounts:
    a) There were no "threats" in the way a mobster would make them.
    b) Microsoft has done similar things before. By other means, but they have put companies out of business that got in their way. Remember Netscape?

    "What is even more amazing is the effort was so powerful it may have eliminated a sister publication as collateral damage. LinuxWorld may no longer be a viable publication after the voluntary departure of its entire editorial staff."
    And the editorial staff explicitly said that they were leaving due to lack of journalistic integrity on part of the publisher. Forgot to mention that, Mr.Enderle?

    4) "Linux: Leadership Unmet"
    Here, he tries to pass of the Open Source community as fanatics and lunatics who use their power irresponsibly. To back up his argumentation, he gives a few links to media who have picked up the story about O'Gara and claims the effort backfired.
    But if you actually follow the links, O'Gara does NOT look like the good girl in this controversy.

    Overall, Enderle comes off as a second-rate propaganda writer rather than as an analyst.

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    1. Re:Moron or propaganda? Both!! by redheaded_stepchild · · Score: 1

      Absolutely agree with your comments, but I feel this needs to be pointed out. His own personal favorite acronym for a Open Source Labor Union? STUDS.

      This makes the rest of the article completely ridiculous.

      Hey, if we're so damn powerful, why don't we get this jackass fired?

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    2. Re:Moron or propaganda? Both!! by zCyl · · Score: 1

      Remember Netscape?

      Yeah, but didn't we assimilate that into our nefarious purposes? ;)

  169. Open Source == Terrorism by PureFiction · · Score: 1

    Oh, you read the title and thought "most powerful labor force in the world?! yeah!!"... not so fast. Others have commented on the not-so-subtle pretext of this article. Linux == Unions is a stretch (and meant to deter/repel business investment in Linux) but it goes even further.

    This is just plain disgusting: This is power that Microsoft, Oracle, IBM and many governments could only dream of having. The power to control the press and the skills contained in this organization are likely capable of disrupting travel, power grids and other broad national infrastructure systems if their demands are not met.

    The intent of this leader should be clear and offensive: Obey the new Open Source mafia or we will TEAR IT ALL DOWN!

    Equating resistance against honestly distasteful tactics like SCO's groundless power grab or another Microsoft FUD report with terrorism against the state is so rediculously off base that it would be hilarious if the less enlightened didn't actually consider this a valid concern (and they will. the US Gov has gone ape shit over critical infrastructure secrecy. The terror attack that brought down the Russian grid is only going to fan these flames)

    The real power of open source and Linux is that it shows without a doubt that cooperative methods of production actually work, and can be vastly more efficient than traditional competitive market based battles where someone always loses and the resources expended in a needless conflict simply wasted.

    Open Source should be a model of cooperative and open process - a stark contrast to the often secretive and psychopathic dealings of large corporations directed by executives shielded behind a hierarchial diffusion of responsibility and completely beyond any form of authentic accountability.

  170. the open source conspiracy by noamsml · · Score: 1

    that shows what the word FUD means.

    Ooo,the ope source conspiracy, we'll take over the world by DoSing articles with slashdot and by writing angry letters to editors!

    yes, and soon you will lose your job because you exposed our worldwide conspiracy, but you can't stop us!

    muhahahahaha!

  171. hell yeah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally I ge to bust out my Fedora and cool Italian style nickname.

  172. Trend ... by Legodude522 · · Score: 0

    Ever notice a trend between stoners and Linux users?

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  173. Reply by hashwolf · · Score: 1

    Mr Enderle,

    Let me prove you wrong...
    We don't need to join into a union of any kind before we begin to send you emails with our opinions on what you can do yours.

    Retards,
    A linux using friend.

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  174. Imagine Linus Torvalds talking: by guruevi · · Score: 1

    I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse

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  175. Aaarrrrggghhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When will people stop listening to this man? He has made no sense yet.

  176. Your case is the exception, not the rule by njyoder · · Score: 0

    There are quite a few FOSS projects that spit in the face of portability. Quite a few are written by programmers who will use Linux specific code in a C/C++ program when there was absolutely no reason to. These are purely userland programs that have hard coded stuff that relies on the system being structured a certain way and have a specific implementation of a specific interface provided (e.g. relying on very specific headers that you're not supposed to directly include, where you're supposed to include higher-level portable headers that indirectly include them).

    As a result, the code doesn't work even in BSD systems without tedious, manual modifications to the code.

    GHDL is a good and rather frustrating example I've encountered. The author seems to be too apathetic to bother testing it on anything outside of Linux.

    Frankly, it sickens me to think that authors don't just make the code *nix specific, but they make it Linux specific for purely userland programs where no special kernel functionality is needed.

    Even worse is that many of these projects, especially GUI ones (e.g. KDE and gnome), don't give a shit about having ports to the two most popular platforms--Windows and OS X. It's not that they haven't gotten around to it (after many years), it's that they don't want to integrate it into the code base. There are some porting efforts (kludges), but they will forever refuse to integrate them. The only chance I see of them doing it is if the windows port is actually superior to the X "port." Since when does being a FOSS developer mean you have to be fervently against developing for commercial OSes (especially Windows)?

    I think it goes against a basic, core principle of FOSS, in fact. The idea is that the software is supposed to be free (as in speech) for everyone to use. Deliberately limiting it to a tiny portion of users goes against that principle. And the worst part is that a lot of the more naive coders who don't think about this kind of stuff get duped into using non-portable libraries. GTK+ is one of the most popular, if not the most, *nix GUI libs. And yet, GTK+'s still only supports one platform outside of X and that's with an unofficial hack for windows.

    1. Re:Your case is the exception, not the rule by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux is the new Windows. The fan base is growing, the mindshare is pulsing, and people forget that the world is bigger than their selfish motivations. All of human history has been like this, so it is doomed to be repeated.

  177. may the force be with them. by brickballs · · Score: 1

    may the force be with them.

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  178. Forget the fedora by hey! · · Score: 1

    The one thing you really need to make a rep that will strike fear in the hearts of victims and potential rivals is a cool nickname.

    I suggest we start thinknig of good ones for well known figures, like "Ricky 'Gnuckles' Stallman". Larry Wall is lucky to practically have a built-in nickname, "Larry the Wall". The Python gang can get behind "Guido Snake-eyes".

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  179. cancer, communism and now union by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Linux is cancer (Ballmer)
    Linux is communism (Ballmer)
    Linux is a Union ....

  180. Have we forgotten United Linux's failure? by CyberPsyko · · Score: 0

    This guy oviousely hasn't done his homework. A great case in point that a "Linux Union" would never come to be is that it has already been tried (at least in one form). United Linux was one effort that was rejected over and over again by the GNU/Linux/OSS community. It was an effort to standardize and it failed horribly (though they called it a success). In fact, every "Linux Geek" I had conversations regarding it was met with sarcasm and disgust at the very thought of it (rightfully so, I believe). Read for yourself...

    However, I kind of like the idea of ruling the world...jk :)

  181. Reality... by Delifisek · · Score: 1

    You mean "When our community under fire, you dont want to protect it."

    Horsesh*t why all of you go and watch those SW.

    And those suckers, who says DDOS ing SCO is bad.

    Shut up guyz, or do someting. Whis is war. When you are middle of the line of fire, looking nice is not save your ass.

    We are not labor, we are an ARMY.

    After the day of GPL BAN, whole internet goes unusable.

    Anyone BET ?

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  182. MOD PARENT SIDEWAYS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This crosspost is actually relevent enough to the parent (while ending up looking loopy) enough to be funny.

  183. For-sale,scruple-free,no morals, but not an idiot by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1
    I can't believe anybody is giving a microsecond of thought to what enderlee and his ilk say. Has he said anything in the last five years that proved to be insightful, interesting, or informative?
    No, he probably hasn't ever said anything insightful, interesting, or informative. However, he's not an idiot. I've heard him evade interview questions on the fly for the better part of an hour with more skill than most professional politicians. He may be for-sale, scruple-free, without morals, and many other faults related to being ethically challenged, but not an idiot.

    He's merely paid by someone, group or company to write whatever it is that he writes. If you have the money, I'd expect you could get him to change his tune this afternoon. And he, perhaps only with help of his financers, gets published prominently. So, it's not interesting what he says, but that he has been hired to say it and hired to say it just now.

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  184. O'Gara Incident by Morosoph · · Score: 1
    The DOS was not the work of the Linux community.

    http://www.groklaw.net/article.php?story=200505202 05027290

    More poor research on Rob Enderle's part.

  185. Linux and Al-Qaeda by Jeff+Hornby · · Score: 1

    I think this guy is way off. He implies that the vast majority of Linux supporters participated in attacks on Sys-Con Media and SCO.

    While the DOSs in question no doubt cam from a few Linux zealots, I doubt the vast majority were involved.

    If, as he implied, most Linux supporters were involved in these attacks, that would make the Linux community more like a terrorist organization, not like a union.

    BTW, yes this does mean that the people who did participate in those attacks are terrorists. They were using a threat (of a DOS) to change somebody's (SCO or Sys-Con) actions for a plitical reason (support Linux).

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    1. Re:Linux and Al-Qaeda by v3xt0r · · Score: 0

      you read too much fud, your signals are scrambled.

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  186. Linux Geeks To Mental Masturbation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Freud would be proud.

  187. distro cd's? Surely you mean USB jewelry! by oldwarrior · · Score: 0

    wha ah remember cd's - an' don' git me started on floppies - I had a stack a'slackware floppies - fifty high, I did, back in my day...

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  188. Just plain wrong by FraggedSquid · · Score: 1

    The most successful pressure group to date is The Campaign for Real Ale. No other group can compare, nor offer a wider range of beer.

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  189. don't understand... by oliderid · · Score: 1

    He doesn't seem to understand than most linux users are just like any ordinary people.

    I don't hate Microsoft or any other corporations, I simply use Linux because it's useful for some of my projects. Period.

    All this hype will be gone within few years. New generations will find a new casus belli to fight for.

    Sure there are fanatics. But if Linux didn't exist, i'm sure they would have find something else to worship.

    I'm pretty sure also than most of these fanatics are just teenagers trying to find ther way. Hardly the core system of a labor union.
    If another OS will be proven more reliable, more flexible, less expensive, better designed and better supported. Then I will happily switch to it.

    Softwares are just tools for most people.

    The only Machine I love is my first computer. A Sinclair Spectrum 16K. I won't launch a vendetta if somebody dares to critics its performance :-).

    Olivier

  190. If you're standing within 50 feet of RMS... by karlandtanya · · Score: 1
    Move before his GNU/Linux head asplode.


    I'm going to use the word "Linux" to refer to the group of people...

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  191. nineteeneightyfour by shywolf9982 · · Score: 1

    Wow. Amazng, ain't it? A pity that, if you only TALK to someone who is a member of the famigerated Linux community, you can see that things are pretty different. But, reality isn't that shiny as fiction is.... therefore, we have this article.

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  192. perhaps but by tezbobobo · · Score: 1
    As a politics graduand I can assure you that in no model of relations are linux nerds mentioned (except perhaps neo-liberalism). If they were to be of influence it would be as a terrorist group. The problem is that nerds are distributed. So, tak for example pluralism in policy design, where policy is designed based on the influence of a number of groups such as intellectual elites. realism dictates that nations are only self interested, limiting the influence of expatriot nerds.

    Thank you, I'll be here all week.

  193. what a moron by suezz · · Score: 1

    what a moron
    what a moron

    I guess he wants to be our leader -
    fuck him - who the hell does he think he is.

    the article about P.J wasn't journalism - it was complete and utter trash that would be found in the news rags at the grocery store. This is where his article should found too. I let SYS-CON know it too - I canceled my subscription to SYS-ADMIN magazine and told them why - and I applaud the editors at LinuxWorld - they stand behind what they write.

    I find it highly degrading that he thinks I am a criminal despot. I wish slashdot wouldn't even post his articles. This guy is nothing but SCO and Microsoft PR.

    OSS does not need a leader - that is the power of it - it is the people that control it not ego maniacs like him and the majority of CEO's out there.

    So Rob why don't you just go count your SCO and Microsoft stocks somewhere and shut the hell up.
    We do not need FUD like yours.

  194. GUILD by skeptictank · · Score: 1

    This article is just FUD, but we can use it to our advantage. I don't see much point in forming a union. We and the world would be better served by forming a guild like the ones of old. This would give us absolute control over product and services. Society at large would be better served. The appropriate skill levels for each job could be guaranteed. Apprentice levels would do website development, etc. While Master level technician would develop and maintain critical infrastructure control systems. This would put the control of technical tools and staffing in the place were it belongs - the engineers.

  195. Private Lab. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dose not surprise me one bit,in the end I setup my own lab in a shed on some land,I went the full monty having stuff ripped off numerous times due to small towns and small communities and lack of civil law inforcment.
    I have a full blown security sytem including biometric access and CCTV etc.However this is a workshop or Lab or facility.
    Due to it never have being done in this area or state before I ignored local council regulations to the most part and created a big stir in the process.
    First the local council thought I was living in my Lab,and next they thought I was running a fortune 500 company and did not like me at all.
    80% of this activity was in the name of actually being able to R&D in OSS.(couriers coming and going,me buzzing about too and from my job down the road etc)
    The locals can't stand me,my shed and my way of doing things was too much for them,just the locals moving from their sleeply homes to come at look at my shed in the middle of the night and see the lights on through high tint glass is enough to make them go crazy.
    In the end I approached the council for a facility that I could opperate from,however no such thing exists or is possible under regulation anywhere in the state.
    You cannot opperate(bussiness) 24hours a day unless the land zoning is industrial,however you cannot live onsite of an industrial zoned area,which is pretty much required for any serious R&D,Home bussiness applications are possible however with real limits that i would be sure to break,such as driving around in the middle of the night playing with my new homemade FM transmittor so to speak or wirless access device,so on.
    I was advised a rural setting for my home bussiness development and just try to not distrurb anyone.Anything the local council could come up with was half assed and really dodgy.
    I accept I live in a consumer locked country,however you would think that there was a little room for private R&D.
    I say private because this wacked out government funds companies that want to R&D and gives them tax cuts.
    What do you think i am doing now?

  196. slobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux Geeks are fat slobs who live in their parents basement. They never shower and play video games all night.

  197. Contact Rob Enderle here: by bach37 · · Score: 1

    Here is his info.

  198. Linux programmers by chrisranjana.com · · Score: 0

    Haven't they taken over the world already !

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  199. Gangster chic by adrianbaugh · · Score: 1

    Does this mean I get to wear a cool fedora and carry my distro CDs in a violin case?"

    Alas, it probably means you get to wear an overcoat made from discarded AOL CDs and carry Fedora Core 4-beta in a violin case.

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    "'I pass the test,' she said. 'I will diminish, and go into the West, and remain Galadriel.'"
    - JRR Tolkien.
  200. Windows Geeks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In many companies there exists a huge difference in compensation between the management (particularly the CEOs) and the folks that actually make and service the products. There is also an increasing tendency for executives to treat employees (particularly IT employees) as disposable assets, and you have what appears to be an increasing lack of respect for the competence of management in the industry.

    I agree wholeheartedly. I would even go so far as to say that most managers have *no managerial skills whatsoever*, and are paranoid and afraid of what I can do.

    But the difference here is that I'm not a "linux geek"; I'm a "windows geek", and I get the sneaky suspicion that I'm *not* the kind of geek he wants to include in that definition.

    I hate to break it to the author, but IT specialists, AS A WHOLE, generally loathe the incompetence, micro-management, and self-centeredness that our superiors offer. It doesn't matter which OS a person prefers or enjoys.

    Managers often pride themselves on the fact that they "may not know a whole lot of technical details" but that they "are great at managing". Oh bull, the good managers are the ones that don't talk themselves up or feel a need to "establish their superiority" over those of us that work for them.

    I can do great things, but the less I see of my manager, the better quality work I do. There's nothing more sickening than seeing a coworker and a supervisor clashing at work over which is the better "manager".

  201. The Jocks by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Yes, they will, but at least afterwards you can go home, login, and make them cease to exist.

    Or you can just learn to fight, but that takes all the humor out of the post.

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  202. Items to wear =) by KingBahamut · · Score: 1

    Does this mean I get to wear a cool fedora and carry my distro CDs in a violin case? Hmmmm..dunno that id own up to wearing a fedora, might prefer my /. hat and shirt -- http://www.thinkgeek.com/apparel/hats/2996/ http://www.thinkgeek.com/apparel/golfshirts/6620/

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    "God of Rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass. "
  203. My wife wouldn't let me, anyway. :-) by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

    Oh, wait. Geeks can't get married, right? :-)

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    Mainframe/UNIX Bit Twiddler and long time Windows/Linux Hobbyist.
    The Theorem Theorem: If If, Then Then.
  204. Re:Union's still needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While you're looking, check out the history of the Union's at Eastern Air Lines, what, there's no Eastern Air Lines?? Gee, could be that strike they took at the end, which left most of the employees without retirement benefits, or at least 50% reduced, oh yea, and out of a job!

    Yea, I'd agree there's good and bad in unions, just like companies.

  205. Competition. :( by Joey+Vegetables · · Score: 1

    Crap. Competition.

  206. Re:Union? Linux? by shis-ka-bob · · Score: 1

    You should go back to school as a teacher, there is no shortage of 'crap mastery'; it seems to be pretty common to become a 'master of crap'.

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    Think global, act loco
  207. That's a nice OS ya' got there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would be a shame if, uh, anything were to... happen to it.

  208. samzenpus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot editors, you really should not have posted this story. As a short-term business decision it was probably fine, fueling as it will the frenzied website advertising feedback loop that drives hordes of users to and fro.

    But as a long term business decision, and as a moral matter, publishing this article was probably a bad idea. Besides being false and malicious, it is damaging to the Linux community.

  209. what gizoogle did to your post by techmeltz · · Score: 1

    I was playing with http://www.gizoogle.com/ and subjected this discussion to it's translation engine. this is what it did to your post:

    This homey can hear me. Ergo, here's W-H-to-tha-izzat I hizzle ta say:

    You're dead wrong. You're so wrong it's amaz'n. In trippin' comparizzles between unions, large corporizzle n movements, you is being mizzle tizzy mildly unwise, n mak'n yoself look like, in so mizzle ways, someone who is both paid ta K-N-to-tha-izzow W-H-to-tha-izzat he's rapping `bout, n completely unaware of what he is rapping `bout. Yo article is more of a 'run away from Linux' pile of blunt-rollin' bison-dung thizzan almost dippin' else I have read in years fo' sheezy. The particizzles incident you is mention'n was a case of invasion of privacy. Wizzle Microsoft's minions ta have they privacy invaded - or, God Forbid, tha Great Bizzay have His Privacy Infringed Upon - tizzle would be shot, stabbed, sued, n thizzay they family would have had ta eat tha body fo` lack of charity frizzom all tha scared peons around tizzy. Whoeva paid you ta find some way ta portray negatively tha Linux community n Open Source Movement certainly gots whiznat they paid for cuz its a doggy dog world.

    Secondly, ta tha difference between movements, unions, n corporizzles . Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit: Corporizzles is pimp profit, n only profit. Corporizzles is bereft of certain interpizzle skills, not being thugz n all. They're treated like thugz coz of - essentially - historizzle need that is in some ways outdated n some ways still around. Unions is bands of brotha attempt'n ta equal tha gang bangin' field any way they C-to-tha-izzan, n live betta lives by negotiat'n as a group. Movements have a call'n. Movements want ta makes weed-smokin' cracka fo` everyone involved by chang'n tha very play'n field . Real niggas recognize the realness.. Where unions attempt ta negotiate as a whole, movements simply happen. Tizzle happen fo` completely different reasons from unions or corporizzles . Chill as I take you on a trip. In tha case of tha Open Source Movement, it has happened not fo` profit, but fo` efficiency. The Open Source Movement has happened in response ta copyright law mak'n tha professions of so many intelligent thugz frustratingly inefficient in a closed, corporizzles trade-sizzle based environment . Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. In response ta they frustration, due ta smizzart thugz not doing tha same thing twice, n really smizzay thugz not saggin' ta do tha same thing anyone else has dizzle ever before, 'nerds' have started ta share. In tha name of efficiency, not accumulated negotizzles n shit. If you look at tha thugz behind open source, you look at tha thugz who pizzy it forward tha mizzay they're tha ones who benefit through being able ta USE it as M-to-tha-izzuch as anyone else. The sponsors n creators is work'n in tha name of efficiency, that thing captialism is supposed ta drive tha hardest. And many of thizzem have managed ta makes huge amounts of money along tha way. Not B-to-tha-izzill Style Money, whizzay is apparently all you're paid ta respect, but money that they're spendin' ta put bizzle into tha community that helped tizzy git where they ended up.

    As far as I'm concerned, Slashdot doesn't need thugz like you peep'n in. You D-to-tha-izzon't git it paper'd up. I'd love ta say this wit a lowa user ID, but this is all I've got, n I say you're fifteen years olda tizzle me n not as perceptive `bout what you're rapping `bout, despite being paid.

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    1. Re:what gizoogle did to your post by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 1

      Exactly like I should have said it myself.

      A nerd possie rolls like none other.

    2. Re:what gizoogle did to your post by NateTech · · Score: 1

      A'ight.

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  210. In a violin case? by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

    I suppose, but how would you arrange to prevent the 1928A1 from damaging the cd's if the case was inadvertantly dropped or otherwise jostled?

    The 1928A1? Thats to enforce the GPL with...

    --
    Cheers, Gene
    "There are four boxes to be used in defense of liberty:
    soap, ballot, jury, and ammo. Please use in that order."
    -Ed Howdershelt (Author)

  211. Software and Labor Unions? Heven forfend! by dptalia · · Score: 1

    I'll start out by acknowledging that labor unions have done some good in the past. Now, however, they are bastions of mediocrity. They actually punish the exceptional, but treating them the same as the rank and file. Now, ego not withstanding, I'm better than the average software developer (well, mybe not when it comes to spelling, but who says that's important?). And I refuse to be lumped in with the incompetents and barely there people that I encounter from time to time. I think I can do a lot better on my own than with the help of any union. So I'm kinda hoping for the whole organized crime thing to happen. I always wanted to be a crimial, I just never had the nerve!

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    Genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad.
  212. oh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Does this mean I get to wear a cool fedora and carry my distro CDs in a violin case?"

    Oh, we weren't supposed to be doing this already? That's why those windows admins call me Fat Tony. I thought it was just because I was a fat guy named Anthony.

  213. Just think... by dilvish_the_damned · · Score: 1

    Wouldnt it be awsome? A group of geeks that agreed? It would be like something notable.
    Im afraid it couldnt last long though. It would probably fall apart as soon as someone said the words "RedHat" or "Bitkeeper".
    Wouldnt you agree RedHat?

    --
    I think you underestimate just how much I just dont care.
  214. Unions will make a comeback in the USA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because of debacles like ENRON, World Com, United Airlines, and the hundreds of smaller corporations which have abandon ethical treatment of employees and retirees just so stock holders and high level management can "earn" millions salaries and bonuses while driving their companies to bankruptcy.

    These mental midgets think "offshoring" of manufacturing, jobs, and lower and middle management, caused by NAFTA, can allow them to maintain high profits and 'earn' their outrageous incomes and perks.

    Did they ever stop to think that by moving the jobs overseas these companies are destroying the very economic groups that can afford to purchase the products they no longer make in this country?

    People have lost their homes and retirement incomes and at 70 years of age, just when they expected to be living in their own homes and enjoying a modest retirement income, now live in rented slums eating one meal a day and stand in the Walmart employment lines because some greedy stock holders and CEOs want to live on 100 to 1000 times the income of the best paid workers.

    Working at Walmart gives them 37 hours a week at about $10-15/hr with no benefits. If you are 'luckly enough' to be promoted to manager you get to work 60 hours a week at about the same rate.

    The "Walmart" syndrome has even worse effects. First, it destroys the many mom&pop businesses which formerly supplied living wages to many people. Those people then end up working for poor wages at Walmart. That forces them to shop for the cheap Chinese junk sold at Walmart because they can no longer afford the higher quality, and higher priced, American made goods. If they can afford to own a car it is the cheaply made imports.

    What these people haven't lost is their right to vote. It may be too late for the retirees recently robbed of their retirement, but those in their 40's and 50's can see the handwriting on the wall. They are next. Expect to see a HUGE shift in the political climate in the country in the coming elections.

  215. Hogwash...this guy's a short-sighted loon! by Swedgin · · Score: 1

    After describing a DOS service and e-mail attack on the publisher of an article that portrays a woman in an unintelligible light (I can't figure out what the original article was about), Enderle writes:

    "This is power that Microsoft, Oracle, IBM and many governments could only dream of having. The power to control the press and the skills contained in this organization are likely capable of disrupting travel, power grids and other broad national infrastructure systems if their demands are not met."

    That statement is shortsighted and naive. It's also a rather irresponsible.

    Microsoft, Oracle, IBM, Cisco - those companies can easily disrupt services on a massive scale. Look at blaster, sasser, etc. - what if the manufacturer (with their intimate and proprietary knowledge of the inner workings of their subsystems) intentionally did something along those lines?

    Once infected, we would be for all intents and purposes be completely at their mercy for resolution.

    Fortunately ethics and common sense prevent them from doing that (or has thusfar).

    Perhaps I'm taking Enderle's article the right way, but it seems to me that a few crackpot OpenSource users out there who read this article as if it were a manifesto might feel justified in unleashing unspeakable havoc over the public Internet and against corporations and other services...which ultimately may not produce their desired results.

    Climbing off the soapbox.

    -Al

  216. Linux mob? Not a good thing by scvalex · · Score: 1

    Will linux users form a mob? Personally i doubt it. Considering that most linux users (at the present time at least) are geeks (with low self respect) they will not take any decisive action. They'll probably wait for others to see the true power of linux and convert.

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    Think.
  217. Enderle's Response to My Email and My Reply by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    As long as there are people like you supporting Linux I doubt very much we will look at it as being either successful or good for much of
    anything over time. Threats and name calling are hardly the tools of intelligent adults and I have little doubt that if they represent your behavior you'll be out of a job long before I am. You see, Microsoft doesn't have to pay me, I point out problems with Linux and Open Source because people like you convince me they exist. If you look back at where this all started for me, you'll see that this is true and maybe get a clue. The fact you even need to fabricate a lie like this indicates I'm much closer to the truth then you are.

    You see, in my world there is no excuse for behavior like this, none. It is people like you who give Linux a bad name.

    By the way, since you appear to be an American, you might want to read up on Free Speech.

    Don't write again I have absolutely no desire to communicate with people like you.

    Rob Enderle
    Principal Analyst
    Enderle Group
    389 Photinia Lane
    San Jose, CA 95127
    renderle@enderlegroup.com
    (408) 272-8560 work
    (408) 272-8554 home
    (408) 832-6326 cell
    (408) 904-5274 eFAX
    www.enderlegroup.com

    Rob Enderle wrote:

    > Threats and name calling are hardly the tools of
    > intelligent adults

    But you an support calling OSS people "terrorists", "communists", linking us to people being laid off and destitute, connect us to any number of other negative things, and this ISN'T "name calling"?

    And you support a fake "journalist" who harasses somebody's mother just to print an attack piece on someone SCO doesn't like, a piece which has been rightly condemned by journalists everywhere as "beyond the pale", and you say this ISN'T "name calling"?

    > You see, Microsoft doesn't have to pay me, I point out problems with Linux and Open Source
    > because people like you convince me they exist. If you look back at
    > where this all started for me, you'll see that this is true and maybe
    > get a clue. The fact you even need to fabricate a lie like this
    > indicates I'm much closer to the truth then you are.

    "A few years back, when I was first starting out as an analyst, I got myself into a lot of hot water by doing something I knew was wrong to prevent a crime from being committed. I am both an ex-auditor and an ex-sheriff and took the related vows very seriously and still, for the most part, live by them.

    By all accounts I would have lost my job and probably had to change careers again if it weren't for Bill Gates personally coming to my defense and pointing out that what I did probably kept a lot of folks out of jail. He didn't have to do that and, to this day I doubt he even remembers he did, but I remember.

    A few years later Steve Ballmer invested a great deal in our company on my word, although this agreement grew well beyond my intent and control, after taking the money, we started to destroy the value that Steve had relied upon. I made the call to Steve and suggested he move to cover his own ass and had an instant day off. I knew the risks but it was my word, and trust is also incredibly important to me. Steve protected my job in return."

    You recognize the above text? You want to tell me again how you have no ax to grind for Microsoft?

    Now to mention that I've told you before what your admission that you're an ex-sheriff means to anybody who can read. You made your living throwing your weight around long before you got into IT, apparently. You have no conscience and no balls. I KNOW cops - they're the most gutless punks walking the street. They can't go up against anybody without "backup". They taser sixty-year-old women and five-year-old kids. They need sixteen cops to beat a drunk black man.

    > You see, in my world there is no excuse for behavior like this, none.

    In MY world, there is no excuse for people deliberat

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    Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
    1. Re:Enderle's Response to My Email and My Reply by Danzigism · · Score: 0

      haha :-) hell yea!

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      *plays the Apogee theme song music*
  218. Attention! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Calling all Linux geeks, calling all Linux geeks ... a DOS attack is needed at the above address. Reply immediately or face the consequences of being thrown out of the order of Linux geeks!

  219. Love to see the "gang fights" of the future. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would mostly consist of fumbled star trek jokes and limp wristed slapping.

  220. TROLL!!!! by Intrigued · · Score: 1
    I know that a comment can be marked as a troll, but what about an entire article!?

    I took the time to read this article and haven't seen this kind of crap taken seriously even when written in slashdot comments.
    The article is starts right off with the statement that the author is going to abuse terminology...

    For the purpose of this column I'm going to use the word "Linux" to refer to the group of people who support it and the open-source initiatives that surround it.
    ... then ties "Linux" to all kinds of malicious activity loosely tied to the open source community and unrelated to any of the principles.

    And he does follow through on the promise to twist, abuse and pervert every possible viewpoint, conveniently ignoring whatever obvious flaws exist in logic or ethics of the viewpoints.

    It implies that harrassment and character assassination are legitamate forms of journalism and rebuttal is censorship. It shows SCO as an oppressed innocent with no regard to an validity of claim. It makes vague conspiracy allusions

    It speciously tries to link the technology sector to the manufacturing sector implying that unions could form soley because there are lots of people, power and organization.

    All to make the point that FOSS believers might stop thinking for themselves and follow the directions of a corrupted union that could gain control of the mindless mass.

    This is so superficial that it is pathetic. Make horrible allegations against a group to get noteriety and point at any rebuttal saying "see! I told you they are bullies"

    I fully expect the next column this guy puts out to go in depth into "how the 'Linux' attacked me for exposing them!"

    If we are going to post articles that attack something, at least pick things that are thought provoking, not mindless drivel like this.

  221. troll.slashdot.org Brilliant! by DrJimbo · · Score: 1
    wild_berry said:

    I wonder why we get these trolls posted to the front page? Would troll.slashdot.org be a better section place for this that we can deselect in preferences?

    Even if no stories get put there, just by giving the editors this option, it might make them pause half a second and think (or god forbid read) before posting such anti-Linux FUD stories on the front page.

    The editors are perpetuating the FUD problem not just by feeding the anti-Linux trolls, but by burying them in a month's supply of tasty troll-chow every time a story like this hits the front page.

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    We don't see the world as it is, we see it as we are.
    -- Anais Nin
  222. As long as its red. by Agarax · · Score: 1

    Does this mean I get to wear a cool fedora ... ?

    As long as its a red one, you should be good to go.

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    Remember folks, slashdot doesn't have a -1 "disagree" moderation!
  223. Rob Enderle is on crack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, it means Rob Enderle is a fucking moron.

    Clearly, Mr. Enderle is on crack. I mean, his name is an anagram for Mr. Needler, for crying out loud!

  224. Re:The Most Powerful Labor Union in the World: Lin by mvdwege · · Score: 1
    Actually, Linux & other Open Source communityies are something that never before happened in human history.

    The weavers of Lyons, the Paris Commune and the Catalan factory workers beg to differ.

    The Free Software and Open Source movements closely parallel the spontaneously formed associations of skilled craftsmen and labourers that were at the core of the late nineteenth, early twentieth century Anarchist movements, most closely the Syndicalist Anarchists.

    Mart
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    "I know I will be modded down for this": where's the option '-1, Asking for it'?
  225. Re:It would be nice? (No, it wouldn't) by geswraith · · Score: 1

    I grew up in a union family in the 60s and 70s so I have an inside perspective. I don't want to be in a union, ever. What you have to understand is what I have come to call the "union mentality". Geekdom is largely a meritocricy. Individuals are recognized/rewarded based on talent. A union is as far from a meritocricy as you can get. The central basis of a union is the notion of the "collective" (e.g. collective barganing, etc). I am absolutely unwilling to give up being able to strike my own employment bargans. I will on stop doing non-union development only when they pull this keyboard out of my cold, dead fingers.