My prank for today's fools celebration was simple but
pretty effective. I told unsuspecting innocent individuals the sun was about to explode (!) Oh their faces!!!!
Customized password dictionaries from the seized computer's email files and browser cache: People still use non-random passwords.
Oh!! Thank you for the update! Now this is how we proceed. Create a file called MyPasswords.txt in each and every hard drive you have and fill it up with a million random-generated strings of characters. They will spend decades trying out every single string in the file to find out at the end no one works!!! Buhahahaha!!!!
We recently got the news that we needed to cut costs
The day all companies start doing the same as yours we will end up in a deep recession. Spending is what keeps the economy in motion. Tell your management to move to Cuba or North Korea.
Slashdot Mirror
I've been hearing this since 1998.
Lets pollute the Universe!! Yiiiiihaaaa!!!
google: "Us"
You are beginning to scare me man. What else do you know?
Man at this point, nobody is relying on slashdot for news announcements
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... welcome our new Bacteria overlords. (just for kicks)
My prank for today's fools celebration was simple but pretty effective. I told unsuspecting innocent individuals the sun was about to explode (!) Oh their faces!!!!
Who are you trying to fool buddy? this is /.
...until the system you wrote starts to fail.
1) On time
2) On budget
3) Feature complete.
Pick any two.
Pick two? You are an optimist. I'm more of the idea you can pick only one of those.
We are all busy reading slashdot. *runs*
Agreed. I've used it to create icons for some of my apps. It should be called PixelShop.
Oh!! Thank you for the update! Now this is how we proceed. Create a file called MyPasswords.txt in each and every hard drive you have and fill it up with a million random-generated strings of characters. They will spend decades trying out every single string in the file to find out at the end no one works!!! Buhahahaha!!!!
I prefer to use the hard-to-forget reversed Fibbonaci series 53211.
Black Hole Cannons!!!!!
What? that's spanish for "corner".
They would be reading those letters at any time later anyway, no?
No. What you want to change is the CPU itself.
The day all companies start doing the same as yours we will end up in a deep recession. Spending is what keeps the economy in motion. Tell your management to move to Cuba or North Korea.
FreeBSD logo = devil
devil = bad
!devil = !(bad) = good
good = angel
then...
FreeBSD logo = angel
Profit!
IIRC that's what they did to send the Voyager out of the solar system, using Saturn's pull to slingshot away the spacecraft.
That's a nice argument until you find your enemy taking control from up there.
I wonder what Freud would think about all this.
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."