After restoration process I suggest sending a copy to the center of the galaxy. Imagine an alien race finding this, ohhhhh the suckers are goint to be confused!!
FYI I patented the object "object". And since every other object inherits from my patented object everybody (meaning all of you) must make a deposit on my bank account paying for royalties. My team of lawyers would be contacting you soon to give a description on the details. Thank you.
I remember in the early 90's making a code review on someone's pascal code. His program was underperforming running very slow. I found out he was passing a typedef'ed char array of 255 characters as value to some function. Pushing the entire array into the stack on every function call was killing performance. After changing that to pass the array as a reference the app performed drastically better. And that was just by adding 'var' in front of the parameter argument.
A good education system would show students the different OS alternatives existing out there -- Mac, Windows, Lunix, etc.. But, hey, that's just my opinion.
He said they may also be able to set loose a worm to take down command-and-control systems so the enemy is unable to communicate and direct ground forces, or fire surface-to-air missiles, for example
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After restoration process I suggest sending a copy to the center of the galaxy. Imagine an alien race finding this, ohhhhh the suckers are goint to be confused!!
Building a mobile unit that could sustain enough power output to burn a hole in 16 inches of Tank armor...
Easy , just put it on low orbit. Then use maps.google.com for aiming. Muahahahahah!
Well, just in case, it comes with a label that reads "WARNING: Don't look at laser with remaining eye".
...those who can't count in binary , and those who can't count at all.
Five boxes of instant soup are on the way!
What's wrong with DOS 6.2?
Would you like to have one single key to open any door, lock, car or locker you have?
Single sign-on.... What's that? too lazy to memorize a bunch of passwords?
FYI I patented the object "object". And since every other object inherits from my patented object everybody (meaning all of you) must make a deposit on my bank account paying for royalties. My team of lawyers would be contacting you soon to give a description on the details. Thank you.
... there's going to be episodes 7,8 and 9?
I remember in the early 90's making a code review on someone's pascal code. His program was underperforming running very slow. I found out he was passing a typedef'ed char array of 255 characters as value to some function. Pushing the entire array into the stack on every function call was killing performance. After changing that to pass the array as a reference the app performed drastically better. And that was just by adding 'var' in front of the parameter argument.
Now I have an idea for a practical joke for the guys at NORAD. Lunch a thousand of these at the same time.
Why don't we mount a video camera on top of a photon? Afterwards we watch the resulting video in complete amusement.
Isn't this called data mining?
Seems like the server's buffers where overflowed. Oh! the irony!
A good education system would show students the different OS alternatives existing out there -- Mac, Windows, Lunix, etc.. But, hey, that's just my opinion.
Seems like the criteria is to add guts and blood spillage to get a higher rating.
That's no ring... That's a space station!
Poor little guys!!!! They expected to get $9.8 billion and only got $9.6 billion. Awwwwww....
Great, now the blue screen of death is going to be the black screen of death. How appropriate.
Alternate tittle... Episode 3.5 "Patching all the plot holes".
He did it to draw on more women.
Stop this silliness right now. IS IT GOING TO CRASH YES OR NO?
May be when they start to charge for the service.