User: andih8u

is it just me

On: Buy a Moller SkyCar Prototype on eBay

or does that thing look like it could transform into an autobot? --

hmm

On: Palladium Changes Name

I figured for sure they were gonna try calling it MSinux

whatever the future holds

On: Issues for the Internet Society

whatever the future holds...I'm sure Al Gore invented it

uh oh

On: Verizon Loses Suit Over Subpoena of Subscriber Info

next thing you know your mom's gonna be able to get a log of how much pron you downloaded

yeah, its toast

On: Scaling Server Performance

Can't get the page boasting about their server's performance during high traffic loads to pull up. Ironic or moronic?

pass

On: SAUNAAB

yeah, think I'll wait for the model with the swedish masseuse built in

the axis of evil

On: Hiding Your Choices And Saying You Made Them

it seems to me that real has been getting shadier and shadier with each passing year. Then when you realize that they've aligned themselves with AOL-TimeWarner (like all of CNN.com's newsfeeds you have to be a paying member of realone to view) These are all the same companies that were crying wolf about Microsoft's monopolistic tactics, yet you can't go many places on the web without running across some arm of the AOL-TimeWarner-RealOne triangle of evil

Re:formatting

On: Data Mining Used Hard Drives

yeah, formatting just wipes out the MBR (master boot record) so all your data is still there.

so...

On: Taking Linux to New Heights

I guess if they did it with a windows system and the balloon crashed there'd be no end to the jokes

just to make it more interesting

On: Microsoft Drops .NET Name For Next Windows Server

They should really name the next server line Windows.OS2

finally

On: Linux-Based Bar-Monkey

a sysadmin job you can really love

yeah, get the government invovled

On: Mandated Regulation/Certification for Computer Repair?

nothing like goverment involvement to totally stagnate a sector. Once your local repair shop is certified to fix your win3.11 box, in another five to ten years you should be able to bring your 98 machine in to get looked at.