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  1. Barney isn't stopped! on Barney Surrenders To the EFF · · Score: 5, Interesting
    While the Big Bad Barney has agreed not to pursue Frankel any longer, the settlement document on the EFF website does not claim that Barney will not try to harass anyone else. Apparently Barney has to pay Frankel $5,000, which is a drop in the bucket. Barney will probably accept the risk of going after other, more likely to be intimidated, sites.

    --Rob

  2. Re:Descent!!! on The Last Games You'd Play? · · Score: 1
    A 44 year old that plays video games? In 20 years, you'll be the best granddad of them all...

    20 years into the future...

    Kid: You have to use your hands?!
    Other Kid: That's for babies!

    --Rob

  3. Re:itll be years on NIH Confirms Protocol To Reverse Type 1 Diabetes · · Score: 1
    which means we change her infusion set (a fairly large needle inserted under the skin on her stomach or back)

    Fairly large? My infusion set has a catheter that's a quarter inch?

    --Rob

  4. Re:Efficient markets on Stock-Picking Computers · · Score: 1
    The technical name for this is Technical Analysis, and its a load of bunk.

    Tom Gardner, is that you? :)

    Fool on,

    --Rob

  5. Re:Which models are affected? on Sony Finds Defect In Digital Cameras · · Score: 1
    I have a DSC-F717 which was affected with this problem about a month ago. Everything was fine up until then. When I went to turn the camera on, the display was all streaky and green, except the menu overlay looked just fine. I didn't actually try to download pictures I took with the LCD like that. Instead I called Circuit City, with whom we had a support contract. They sent a box, we sent them the camera, and we were sort of crossing our fingers hoping that they would decide it wasn't worth repairing, and then sending us a newer model.

    Surprise, surprise, they repaired it, and sent it back, and now it works fine. They even repaired the shutter button, which was sticking a bit.

    --Rob

  6. Re:What an awful headline on Former Spy Poisoned By Radiation In UK · · Score: 1
    He wasn't poisoned by radiation in the UK, he was poisoned in the UK by radiation.

    I'm gonna post way too much on this, but hey, this is /. where subjects wander all over the place. And by "subjects", I don't mean people who are beholden to the king of the land of Slashdot.

    See, I agree that the latter sentence is better than the former, but the argument you make would also lead to the argument that "he was poisoned in the UK by radiation" could also mean that "the UK" is a body part, which is ridiculous. And so is interpreting the former sentence as his being poisoned by the general level of radiation in the UK.

    There are plenty of syntactically and semantically ambiguous sentences in English -- that's why it isn't suited for a programming language. However, adding the conceptual level normally resolves the ambiguity. Just as we know the UK is not a body part because of our conceptual model of the human body, we also know that there is not a high enough level of radiation in the UK to kill anyone because of our conceptual model of radiation sources, geography, and history.

    The canonical ambiguous sentence is "I saw a man in a park with a telescope". This is a very good ambiguous sentence because it's ambiguous even at the conceptual level -- nothing in our understanding of parks, telescopes, and men tells us whether it's more or less reasonable to see things with a telescope, or have men with telescopes. If really faced with this sentence in isolation, you would have to interpret the sentence using your own prejudices. My own prejudice is to treat the viewer as having the telescope. YMMV.

    Well, that was a pointless discussion, but it *was* fun.

    --Rob

  7. Re:Reading the artcle...... on Former Spy Poisoned By Radiation In UK · · Score: 1
    I have not heard what he said in Russian so it is also quite likely that some nuances have been lost in translation (like a "yet" at the end of the sentence).

    Actually, I believe he paused after his statement, and then said, "NYET!!!"

    --Rob

  8. Re:How is this different on Archiving Digital Data an Unsolved Problem · · Score: 2, Funny
    Paper actually holds up rather well as an archival medium. Plus, you don't need specialized technology to read it.

    I do. (Adjusts glasses)

    --Rob

  9. What universe did this come from? on You Call This Agile? · · Score: 5, Funny
    From TFA:

    This Is Why Programmers Get The Big Bucks. The whole reason you gave them Aeron chairs, unlimited M&Ms, free catered lunches, and the kickass computers with the 30" LCDs...

    Leakage from an alternate universe far from our own?

    ...is so they can deal with new bugs Microsoft introduced in their code by messing up a DLL that used to work.

    Okay, it's a universe very close to our own.

    --Rob

  10. Re:May I be the first on Yahoo! VP Calls For a Shakeup · · Score: 1
    What has this guy got against peanut butter?

    WARNING: THIS MEMO MAY CONTAIN NUTS.

    WARNING: This memo may have been written by nuts.

    --Rob

  11. Re:eBay on The PlayStation 3 Launches In the U.S. · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...imagine if the first 3 people lived together...

    Must...stab...eyes out...

    --Rob

  12. Re:8-Track on Variety Declares VHS Dead · · Score: 1
    Ah, the sounds of obsolete technology.

    The 8-track: Ka-thunk.....ka-thunk.....ka-thunk!

    The Apple II: Beep! Chukkachukkachukkachukkachuk...scrape...scrape.

    Pong: Pip. Pip. Pip. Pip.

    The record player: Because I-I-I-I l-o-o-o-ove you-u-u-u-u! Kssssh, kk, Kssssh, kk, Kssssh, kk...

    --Rob

  13. RAH as written by SR on Variable Star By Heinlein and Robinson · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Computer, we have to get out of here!" yelled Joel, "Quick, what's the haversine of 0.6?"

    "Well," replied the computer, "I'd haversine right on the dotted line, just look at those luscious legs!"

    "Why, thank you, Computer!" simpered Friday, "I knew wearing high heels on a spaceship was a great idea!"

    And that's Heinlein and Spider, right there :(

    --Rob

  14. Re:Sore loser on Rumsfeld Stepping Down · · Score: 1
    Even with all this, a lot of the races Democrats won were squeakers.
    I'm not sure what mice have to do with it...

    But seriously.... the entire House was up for grabs, and the Dems won only a little more than 50% of the seats. That doesn't say to me that the US is sending a clear message to the GOP.

    --Rob

  15. Be safe! on How To Manage a Security Breach? · · Score: 1
    For this reason the company wanted to play it safe and disclose nothing.

    Wellll there's yer problem!

    --Rob

  16. Re:Stop this Criminal Act on US Citizens To Require ''Clearance'' To Leave? · · Score: 1
    What the fuck is wrong with people who will go out and vote more power to Bush and his fucking fascist government this Tuesday?

    Well, it's understandable. Stupid, but understandable. Lots of people get into lots of conflict with their neighbors -- by which I mean, literally, the people who live in the house next door -- because either they or their neighbors don't like the way the other guy lives. In a perfect world, everyone would live the way everyone else does. Because they don't, 50% of the people get it into their heads that they need to force everyone into living the way they want them to live.

    Hence, reduction of freedom.

    I expect yet another 50-50 vote split.

    --Rob

  17. Not for Mac? on Sam and Max - Culture Shock Review · · Score: 1
    Booooooo! Booooooooooo!

    --Rob

  18. Patents do maximize the size of the market on An Argument Against Software Patents · · Score: 1
    ...the lawyer's market. Patent theory doesn't specify which market the size of which patents maximize!

    --Rob

  19. Not gorgeous... on Make Linux "Gorgeous," Says Ubuntu Leader · · Score: 1
    Maybe we should make Linux fabulous... just fabulous!

    --Bruno, van "Funkyzeit mit Bruno"

  20. Re:You can buy them from Diebold on How to Hack the Vote and Steal the Election · · Score: 1
    You can only charge to a "Diebold open account", not a credit card.

    --Rob

  21. Re:Old PC Games on Civilization Comes to Steam · · Score: 1
    Ultima?! Forget that -- I'd like to play Wizardry. The one without the roman numeral after it, you know, the first one. Mmmm, Apple II graphics fringing effects!

    --Rob

  22. Re:No Compelling Need on Metaverse the Next Big Thing? · · Score: 1
    This sounds like change for the sake of change.

    Until there is a real NEED for this, I don't see it happening.

    I didn't see the need to give all those AOLers the Intarweb, but they went ahead and did it anyway :/

    --Rob

  23. Re:No it won't on Metaverse the Next Big Thing? · · Score: 1
    The current web represents a huge investment in time, effort and money. It's not going anywhere for a long time.

    1980 called, and they want their postal system back.

    --Rob

  24. Re:Cool... or Creepy? on Unisys Targets Just 20 Execs With Ad Campaign · · Score: 1
    On the other hand, if I was the target of this kind of marketing ploy, I might feel like I had a well-connected, well-financed stalker.

    Believe me, the C*O's that these ads target will love the attention.

    Anyhoo, if I could be guaranteed that my records were secured, I wouldn't have much trouble with a urinal asking me if I want my doctor to know I have high sodium. More strongly, I wouldn't care what a system knew about me, or what correlates it infers, as long as (a) those records are secure, and (b) those inferences are not mandatory actions to me.

    --Rob

  25. Locking them down on Securing a High School Windows XP Computer Lab? · · Score: -1, Redundant
    Lock them up?

    --Rob