Slashdot Mirror


User: autophile

autophile's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
939
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 939

  1. Re:Old People on Cellphone Drivers Drive Like Drunks · · Score: 1
    I've already told my own mother that I'm taking the keys away when she gets too old. If her reaction is any indication as to how it will go when I actually try, then I'm sure to be in for a fight on that one...

    [ob-haha]
    I hope to die in my sleep like Grandpa, not screaming in fear like the passengers in his car. Oh, and in Korea, only old people drive. In the Soviet Union, old people drive YOU!

    --Rob

  2. Re:Key point: it's not the planet, it's us on A Countdown To Global Catastrophe? · · Score: 1
    Almost everything we need to lessen our impact and the impact of Nature on the global climate is at our fingertips. There is no reason for humanity to be so apathetic and downright stupid about our own ongoing survival.

    Jerry Pournelle, is that you?

    --Rob

  3. Let's forget baseball, then on Take Two Lands Exclusive MLB Deal · · Score: 1
    What about MVP Cricket 2003? MVP Cricket 2004: The Golden Wicket? MVP Cricket 2005: Indian Subcontinent Blowout?

    --Rob

  4. Re:Maybe I am missing something... on Take Two Lands Exclusive MLB Deal · · Score: 1
    IANAIPL (I am not an IP lawyer) but doesn't this statement mean that nobody can make ANY type of baseball game? Not just ones with licensed characters, etc, but anythign having to do with baseball?

    I'm not sure, but it could mean that nobody is allowed to use the major baseball franchises. Which means that you could probably get away with a baseball game featuring the "Slashcity Dotters", the "Beowulf Clusters" and the "Korea Old Men".

    --Rob

  5. Re:Quite true. on Survey Says Internet Users Confuse Search Results, Ads · · Score: 2, Funny
    I feel like I'm watching one of those shittacular closed-circuit news shows produced by high schoolers, for highschoolers.

    Actually, I liked that show, "Animals Close-Up with a Wide-Angle Lens Wearing Hats".

    --Rob

  6. Re:.88%? on Firefox Continues Gains against IE · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Also, the websites they use probably skew the results as well; Disney, Best Buy, Sony, and Liz Claiborne?

    If they want accuracy they should try throwing a few porn sites in, or maybe popular search engines.

    I disagree. At first I thought that you could increase measured non-IE browser share by including, say, Slashdot. But then I realized that the whole point of choosing the studied websites is that those websites appeal to Joe Sixpack, and not the geeks who would normally gravitate towards using non-IE browsers.

    So in this case we have the worst case scenario (websites used by few geeks), showing that Mozilla is gaining over IE. Ane you're complaining?

    --Rob

  7. Re:Success? on Has TiVo's Fate Been Sealed? · · Score: 1
    As the story mentions, they've lost half a billion dollars

    Have they looked under the sofa?

    --Rob

  8. Re:Obfuscational Rhetoric on Scalable Enterprise Buzzword Solutions · · Score: 1
    Or, instead of "How is the project going?", I get: "How are things going, from a project perspective?"

    Well, I could overanalyze this. For example, in business you want to ask a question, but you don't want to ask it directly which makes the other guy think you're treating them like a machine... even though that's what you're doing anyway.

    So, instead of asking "How's the project going?", you ask "How are things going...", as in "I'm interested in you!", so they get ready to talk about their latest boring hobby but then you qualify: "...from a project perspective (or context, or basis)." Bzap!

    --Rob

  9. It's a specialized language! on Scalable Enterprise Buzzword Solutions · · Score: 1
    The SF book Tomorrow and Tomorrow, by Charles Sheffield, talks about specialty fields becoming so complex and so jargon-filled that they literally become different languages. So, doctors speak "Medicine", of which there are subdialects such as "Neurophysiology".

    So maybe we're seeing the birth of a new language, "Sales". Or maybe "Bullshit".

    If you're planning on reading the book, beware that it looked to me as a futurist essay thinly disguised as a novel about a guy and his cryogenically frozen wife.

    --Rob

  10. Re:easier solution on We Pay Our Rent By Buying Coffee · · Score: 1
    I do work in an office, but when I work on my own projects ( robotics & AI ) I do it in a coffee shop.

    Coffee Shop Manager: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

    Hax0r: Huh? Why? I'm your best customer!

    Manager: Well, sir, our patrons keep finding crawly little metal rats nibbling on their shoes. Also, last week one of your larger prototypes tried to mate with our espresso machine.

    --Rob

  11. Re:Thank God! on Creationist Textbook Stickers Declared Unconstitutional · · Score: 1
    For one, the theory is that humans evolved from apes. Apes aren't monkeys.

    That's for sure! Koko used a telephone to leave a "breather" message on an answering machine. Now if that isn't an ape struggling to become human, I don't know what is!

    --Rob

  12. No more room! on Google Announces 'Mini' Search Appliance · · Score: 1
    Just what I need... another appliance to clutter up my kitchen counter.

    --Rob

  13. Re:Maybe they can add some cheezy singing and musi on Disney Plans Tron Remake · · Score: 1
    And don't forget a heroine who's a)drop dead gorgeous, b) possessed of a massive rack, and c) has at least one dead parent.

    Cue nerd humor.

    Except the MCP hasn't cleaned up dead processes yet, so the dead parents are zombies!

    --Rob

  14. Re:A Simple Bit of Disney Flame on Disney Plans Tron Remake · · Score: 1
    I never thought Tron was a great movie, and the stupid nerd humor is annoying...

    When Tron first came out, I thought it was fun. How many other computer-related movies were there at the time (hint for reply: list of early 80's computer films)? I guess I'm just a stupid nerd! :)

    --Rob

  15. Re:Disney to Fuc^H^H^HRemake Tron on Disney Plans Tron Remake · · Score: 1
    but I was tech savvy enough back at that time that the dumbing of computer terms (and the preposterous fantasy) tried my patience.

    Come on, how could anyone not love the line, "Send in the logic PROBE!"

    --Rob

  16. Re:American or Canadian version? on Leapfrog Talking Pen · · Score: 1
    The squeaky mouse gets the cheese. Or something like that. Contact LeapFrog and request Canadian stuff.

    Does anyone hack modules for Leap Pads? Then you could put your own stuff and drawings in there. Cue porn jokes :P

    --Rob

  17. Re:kids.... on Leapfrog Talking Pen · · Score: 2, Funny
    Chisel runes in stone with your foreheads? When *we* were kids, we chopped off our fingers and wrote in blood in the snow, and then we'd get killed by our parents, who would dance on our graves, singing "Hallelujah!"

    --Rob

  18. Re:Sounds like on Hubble Snaps Photo of Extrasolar Planet · · Score: 1
    Imagine a upgraded Hubble or Hubble II--

    Forget that! Imagine a Beowulf cluster of-- (POW! Thud.)

    --Rob

  19. Re:Oddly enough on NASA Details Earthquake Effects on the Earth · · Score: 1
    Oddly enough, this is the exact length of a 30 minute sitcom minus commercials...

    You forgot a term: 2.68 usec = 30 minute sitcom minus commercials, minus the stupid bits.

    --Rob

  20. Re:Whatever Happened to Unions? on Classic Gerald Weinberg Essay Reprinted · · Score: 1
    Many other careers have built-in protections. Lawyers have law-school quotas for example to protect them from a flood of cheap foreign legal geniouses. If they can have protection from raw cheap-labor foreign competition, why can't we? Why are ONLY THEY entitled to protection?

    Because THEY can sue your ass to oblivion. What're we gonna do, replace you with a very small shell script?

    --Rob

  21. Re:Pointing out logical fallacies may be useless.. on Gates Nose-Dives at CES · · Score: 1
    However, I have a hard time imagining a musician (or any other content creator) sitting down to write a song (or any other content for that matter) but deciding not to because it would only remain protected until 75 years after their death...

    Well, I could be undead.

    --Rob

  22. Re:News? on SCO Shares Plunge, Canopy Management Change · · Score: 1
    The Receiver, is that you?

    --Rob

  23. Re:eureka! on High School Dropout, Self-Taught Chip Designer · · Score: 1
    It seems as though nostalgia always sells.

    Yeah, look at those new Pac-Man T's that are selling for $20 a pop :(

    --Rob

  24. Re:I am shocked on Revolutionary Tower in Brazil · · Score: 1
    They've built the biggest electric damn in the world...

    Cue jokes!

    --Rob

  25. Re:How well can I associate with this.. on Debugging Indian Computer Programmers · · Score: 1
    We can hardly stand ourselves, let alone people who are legitimately outsiders.

    Hear, hear!

    It was an American, Robert Frost, who coined a phrase so descriptive of American society, that it became a well-known aphorism: "Good fences make good neighbors".

    --Rob