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SCO Shares Plunge, Canopy Management Change

bretberger writes "Shares in Utah's SCO Group went into a tailspin late Tuesday as news spread of both deepening losses and an apparent coup at the software company's corporate parent, the Canopy Group."

400 comments

  1. woo! by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 0

    May i be the _first_ to say "woo!"

    1. Re:woo! by Ziviyr · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You might not be.

      At first glance I heard myself say "yes". And I don't plan on saying "woo". But I'm sure many others have had a chance to beat you.

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    2. Re:woo! by kgbspy · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Gee. It couldn't have happened to a nicer company...

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  2. Good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lots of good news before XMas. Best christmas present if you ask me. No software patents in EU, Microsoft fined and SCO stock down. What more can one ask?

    1. Re:Good news by changcho · · Score: 1

      Couldn't have said it better myself!! Merry Xmas!

    2. Re:Good news by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      bush out of office and rummy in jail.

      (you asked)

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    3. Re:Good news by Rie+Beam · · Score: 1

      Proof-reading /.?

    4. Re:Good news by switcha · · Score: 2, Funny
      What more can one ask?

      Five words:

      My living room. Natalie. Grits.

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      You know what? ... A little club soda *did* get that out!
    5. Re:Good news by pitdingo · · Score: 1, Funny

      I wold prefer just being able to f***ing play World of Warcraft without the servers being down or having to endure their horrid patch system!!

    6. Re:Good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a very sick puppy.

    7. Re:Good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What more can one ask?

      The end of copyright?
      I would also like it if my damn CorelDraw didn't crash so much...
      Oh...how 'bout legal weed?

    8. Re:Good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That would make Cheney president. Are you sure you want that?

    9. Re:Good news by Nicholas+Evans · · Score: 1

      Yes. He would have a heart attack when he found out. That about takes care of the Bush administration...

    10. Re:Good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny sig. :D

    11. Re:Good news by bjason82 · · Score: 1

      Yes, that leaves ME to attempt a Coup d' tat! If you guys think bush is bad, you'd try to assasinate me. Muahahah, MUUUUAHAHAHAH! *cough*, *cough*, *hack*

    12. Re:Good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which moves the succession to Republican Dennis Hastert (Speaker of the House), then Republican Ted Stevens (President Pro Tempore of the Senate), and then to the Bush cabinet.

      Fantasize all you like. We'll still be in charge.

    13. Re:Good news by Nicholas+Evans · · Score: 1

      Meh. I for one welcomed our new republican overlords with open arms. I'd prefer you guys to Kerry any day.

    14. Re:Good news by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      No, MY name is Hack!

      Unfortunately I already tried the coup route and ended up doing eight years in prison...

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    15. Re:Good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Acrobat 7 doesn't suck" ought to make that list.

    16. Re:Good news by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

      You need to see the movie (in theaters now) : Closer.
      Don't ask - just go.

      And SCO can bite the big weenie.

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    17. Re:Good news by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 0, Flamebait


      Not after bin Laden drops the next plane on you.

      Oh, wait, those planes were YOURS...

      Never mind...

      I'll just wait until someone with money elsewhere in the world gets tired of the US games, and pays some Russian general enough money to get a decent-sized nuke and makes Washington glow in the dark. (Or has some Arabs steal one from Israel - who would nuke then? Tel Aviv? Feel free!)

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    18. Re:Good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple opens "fairplay" and other closed open source goodies?

    19. Re:Good news by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      No No No you need the scenes from the movie that got cut. Apparently with full frontal.

      Now if we could only find the assmonger who cut those scenes .....

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    20. Re:Good news by skinfitz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What more can one ask?

      That 51% of Americans grow a brain?

    21. Re:Good news by arivanov · · Score: 1

      From the shots that got out I can see one really important piece of "real estate" missing. It is called waistline. She is built like a concrete column and does not need any additional grits or petrification.

      See for yourself:http://www.othercrap.com/images/nat3.jpg

      It is not as bad as Demi Moore in Striptease, but quite close to it

      While on the subject, there is something wrong with this Christmas. Things come true which I would have never dreamed of to become true so soon :

      Blunket had to quit on abuse of power

      The russian government stuck to its guns and made the lawsuit against Yukos stick. For the ones reading only UK and US media Yukos and its main shareholder besides being the 5th largest petrol company in the world were also the largest illegal arms trader and embargo buster. Minor problem - they forgot to pay the taxes on that.

      The EU made the sanctions against MSFT stick

      Now if only someone could put Blair on the Nurnmberg bench for the hundreds of thousands dieing from cancer caused by the bombings on the Balkans and in the Gulf... Yeah I know, I am dreaming...

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    22. Re:Good news by madprof · · Score: 1

      Cancer? Are you referring to depleted uranium?
      If so, have you forgotten that it is toxic, not that it is radioactive?

    23. Re:Good news by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1
      Blunket had to quit on abuse of power


      for those NOT living in the UK, this is a big thing. Mr Blunket was seen as a "nice guy" by many, however, was responsible for the deterioration of UK civil liberties in the fight against terrorism. Its somewhat ironic that Mr "Nice Guy" Blunket got ousted thansk to abuse of power and sleeze that is the downfall of most ousted MPs here.


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    24. Re:Good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He didn't say it was due to radioactivity. Cancer doesn't require radioactivity to form but only a chemical carcinogen. Depleted uranium appears to be a carcinogen.

    25. Re:Good news by arivanov · · Score: 1

      No, to the tens of thousands tons of asbestous and toxic chemicals that got out from the deliberately bombed Serbian factories.

      In the summer of the Kosovo bombing all trees on the Western facing slopes in western Bulgaria and South-Western Romania lost their leaves in August. 20-30% of conifers died over the next 3 years. And a two years later people started to die. And continue to do so.

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    26. Re:Good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you mean 51% of the American population or just 51% of the voters in the last election? Also you might want to read up on the Electoral College system used in the U.S. the popular vote is meaningless as was intended by the Founders.

    27. Re:Good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Lots of good news before XMas. Best christmas present if you ask me. No software patents in EU, Microsoft fined and SCO stock down. What more can one ask?


      Darl gets run over by a reindeer?
    28. Re:Good news by serutan · · Score: 1

      Good one!

    29. Re:Good news by serutan · · Score: 1

      Even 2% would make me happy.

    30. Re:Good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about 48% of Americans nominate a viable canidate?

      My dislike of Kerry outweighed my dislike of Bush...

    31. Re:Good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who is Kerry and who cares? I would have voted for a stuffed dear head instead of bush.

    32. Re:Good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thankfully the vast majority of Americans are smarter than you and voted for the lesser of two evils and not the canidate who wasn't Bush.

  3. News? by neoform · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is this really news, who here actually thought SCO was gonna win? really though..

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    1. Re:News? by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


      Yeah, exactly. And when Laura DiDio said: "The fate of SCO is one of the big question marks. New management at Canopy . . . may push [SCO] to try and settle." I was thinking "Settle for what? Not having IBM kick their collective asses into orbit around the sun?" I don't think they're in much of a position to try bargaining.

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    2. Re:News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knew it was going to get cold this winter, but when it does, it's news. Or did you know that SCO was going to drop today?

    3. Re:News? by 0racle · · Score: 1

      I'm Shocked, SHOCKED! Well not that shocked.

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    4. Re:News? by tdemark · · Score: 5, Funny

      IBM Laywer: I'm thinking of a number. I'll write it down on a piece of paper.
      SCO Lawyer: OK

      The IBM lawyer grabs a pen a scribbles on a sheet of paper, folds the paper in half, and slides it across the table. The SCO lawyer reaches, picks up the paper, unfolds it, and sees this:

      ----------------
      | |
      | _ |
      | / \ |
      | / \ |
      | | | |
      | | | |
      | \ / |
      | \_/ |
      | |
      |______________|

      IBM Laywer: Do we have an agreement?

      - Tony

    5. Re:News? by plover · · Score: 1
      They'll probably never settle, but according to their shareholder statement on November 4th they placed a $31 million dollar cap on their legal fees. That means there is an end in sight, either through settlement (or more likely another summary judgement against them.) It also means the end might come really quickly -- just ask IBM how long it takes a pack of rabid IP lawyers to devour $31 million :-)

      I suppose $31 million dollars just doesn't go as far as it used to ...

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    6. Re:News? by Otter · · Score: 4, Funny
      Nice ASCII illustration but you forgot the punchline:

      Burns: I'm going to write a figure on this piece of paper. It's not quite as large as the last one, but I think you'll find it fair. [draws a giant zero]

      Hutz: I think we should take it.

    7. Re:News? by bckrispi · · Score: 4, Informative

      Reading the article, It looks like the "cap" just means that $31 mil will be the most Boies & co. can charge when this fiasco is finished. This was in exchange for more lucrative terms should SCO win a settlement/be bought out. It doesn't mean "as soon as we spend $31 million, we're dropping the suit".

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    8. Re:News? by SoSueMe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Is this not the same Laura DiDio who has been so reviled by Slashdot in the past as being less than tech-savvy and a mouth-piece for corporations?

      Each of these claims have had some merit as well as critisism of the Yankee Group reports.

      Are they another firm that waits until the writing on the wall is written in neon and suddenly pipe up with a resounding "Me too!"

    9. Re:News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      SCO Lawyer #1: Give me a moment to discuss this with my associate.

      SCO Lawyer #1: (aside to SCO Lawyer #2): dude he totally drew a vagina. We're gonna get PUSSY!

      SCO Lawyer #2: (to #1): I know it! It's 100% grade A putang for us! Daryl is gonna be STOKED! I'm gonna step out and call him now. (steps out) Dude! Pop open a foamer and sit down, Christmas is coming early this year.......

      #1 (to IBM Lawyer, stifling laughter and adjusting pants): All right, we've considered your offer and are prepared to accept it. Do we, uh, accept it here or somewhere else?

      IBM Lawyer: What the fuck are you talking about?

    10. Re:News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More likely -100,000,000. IBM is sooo going to sue for court costs and punitive dameges.

    11. Re:News? by ThogScully · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, but I'm sure Boies & Co is well aware it's a losing battle. They'll fight it as long as they can make money doing it and I'm sure they're not interested in sticking it out on the one in a trillion shot that SCO exists for a reason.
      -N

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    12. Re:News? by midav · · Score: 1

      They aware about it so well that that they do not want SCO's 400,000 shares with the-sky-is-the-limit earning potential anymore, prefering however capped $31M pile of cold hard cash.

    13. Re:News? by symbolset · · Score: 1

      So you've never dealt with a lawyer before? These lawyers know their involvement as a big name law firm was a PR stunt. They know the merit of their claim. As soon as the milk runs out they're on to the next cash cow.

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    14. Re:News? by Jaywalk · · Score: 1
      It looks like the "cap" just means that $31 mil will be the most Boies & co. can charge when this fiasco is finished.
      IIRC, the cap is the most Boies & Co. can charge through 1995. After that -- if SCO still exists -- it's open season again. Since Boies got the money up front, he can keep it even if SCO goes under. IMHO, the more "lucrative terms" for a SCO win were just a smokescreen so everyone could pretend the lawyers had confidence in winning the case. Actually, the lawyers just wanted guaranteed payment.
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    15. Re:News? by Flunitrazepam · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      ibm will offer them a giant ascii vagina?

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    16. Re:News? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'm moderately frightened by the number of replies thinking that looks like an ASCII vagina...

      You think that's frightening? I thought it was a portrait of a Goatse as a young man.

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    17. Re:News? by autophile · · Score: 1
      The Receiver, is that you?

      --Rob

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    18. Re:News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep! Laura DiDio and Yankee Group are a marketing firm for large IT companies. They pose as a technical consulting company, but their technical analysis only convince the high school computer club (and sometimes not even then). Their technical analyses contain huge numbers of errors (not minor items but gross mistakes). However, if you have a product to sell and want to get the word out, have your marketing manager talk to the Yankee Group/Laura DiDio and be sure to fax your brochures. They can get back to you with what they offer including print ads with charts and figures highlighting just about anything you want. After all, they don't need to convince the high school computer club, they only need to snake-charm your CIO.

    19. Re:News? by cyberformer · · Score: 1

      Absolutely right. They're just like stock analysts who wait until a company is already bankrupt before saying it's time to sell.

    20. Re:News? by Bish.dk · · Score: 1

      Another great part of the scene is when Homer and his lawyer grabs the paper and turns it 90 degrees to check if this changes the value. :)

    21. Re:News? by peterprior · · Score: 1

      "Not having IBM kick their collective asses into orbit around the sun?"

      Their collective asses are ALREADY in orbit around the sun.

      As is yours.

      Think about that...

    22. Re:News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Oh, bah. I meant off Earth silly. :P

    23. Re:News? by doublem · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Based on the fact that you considered that a vagina, I think we can safely conclude you have little to no experience with vaginas, even photographic ones.

      Go watch some porn. Pay attention to the "beaver Shots"

      Better yet, do what I do and get laid.

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    24. Re:News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Better yet, do what I do and get laid."

      how is your sister doing anyway?

    25. Re:News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gah, it wasn't a troll, /. just screwed up my ASCII art joke. Overrated, yes, but not a troll. Posting anon to avoid further karma burn.

    26. Re:News? by bckrispi · · Score: 1

      I'm sure there is some clause in the contract that will make the lawyers stick it out until judgement is rendered. (McBride can't be that stupid, can he??) I doubt it was "after $31 Mil, we're outta here!" But that doesn't mean that SCO will have 'good' representation after this point. I would bet that their legal team will simply stop filing motions to prolong the debacle and let the judge finally make a definitive ruling.

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    27. Re:News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what the fuck is it supposed to look like even cleaned up, if say, I pasted it into vi?

      Uh, what? Is that supposed to be a dick handing down the middle? Are those FEET at the bottom? Or just a chlamydia infected vagina?

      Will it work with <tt> then also "-" instead of "_"? and "|" instead of ":"?

      and all this time, I thought I knew how to read ASCII art...

    28. Re:News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nonono, Slashcode munged it all up, the spaces got eaten for lunch (I don't know how, I kept tweaking it trying to get it through the lameness filter). Anyway, it was a remarkably accurate ASCII rendering of Goatse man, but you can't reconstruct the original from the /.-munged version. Sometime maybe I'll post my gallery of Goatse ASCII art elsewhere.

  4. WOW! Now it's cheap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Great time to buy! Remember kids, buy low, sell high!

    1. Re:WOW! Now it's cheap! by tomstdenis · · Score: 0

      No you're wrong.

      Tom

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    2. Re:WOW! Now it's cheap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of which, try asking someone (preferably a teenager) how their stock portfolio is doing. All I ever got were weird looks. Guess some people just don't like sharing their tips!

    3. Re:WOW! Now it's cheap! by rzebram · · Score: 5, Funny

      1,000 SCO shares.. The perfect gift for your in-laws for Christmas!

    4. Re:WOW! Now it's cheap! by pclminion · · Score: 4, Informative
      This isn't funny, it's lame.

      Anybody who "bought low" today (around 10:00 AM) and sold at market close made a cool 14%. The price started its correction near the market close, and will probably return to close to its Monday levels.

      I mean dude, look at the charts. Notice the volume spike at around 10:00 AM. It was this sudden accumulation move that caused the prices to turn back around. The whole game is purely psychological. Today was certainly a good day to buy SCOX.

    5. Re:WOW! Now it's cheap! by molnarcs · · Score: 4, Funny
      Great time to buy! Remember kids, buy low, sell high!

      I don't think that's a good idea. When I'm high I don't make very good deals.

    6. Re:WOW! Now it's cheap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wow, 14% JUST LIKE IT WAS NOTHING!

      Wanna hear about my REITs that are up almost 300% counting dividend investments?

      Or how about the 1000 shares of AAPL I bought at 19 (well, before I sold some to buy a new 17-inch PB, heh)

      If you want to make money in the stock market, BUY AND HOLD a few good companies, don't gamble with CRAP like SCOX.

      Can you tell me what's gonna move 14% TOMORROW so I can get in on it before it happens? Didn't think so!

    7. Re:WOW! Now it's cheap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I love how as soon as SCOX stock takes a drop, people on /. scream about how it serves them right, and everyone knew they didn't have a chance, and etc...

      Yesterday, SCOX lost 33 cents and today SCOX lost 34 cents. But on Dec 1 and 2, SCOX rose 27 cents and 35 cents, respectively. Of course, with other movements in between, it's still 19 cents higher than what it was at the beginning of the day on Dec 1.

      I'm not going to say that SCO has a case, that they're a good long- or short- term investment, or that anyone should short the stock. But please, people, stop using the stock market numbers to tell everyone about how SCO is going down.

    8. Re:WOW! Now it's cheap! by unoengborg · · Score: 3, Funny

      True, but what if they allready have toilet paper?

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    9. Re:WOW! Now it's cheap! by pilsner.urquell · · Score: 1
      I don't think that's a good idea. When I'm high I don't make very good deals.

      That is what happened to SCO, high and having problems with there co-pilot.

    10. Re:WOW! Now it's cheap! by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      And they were where last year?

      The year before?

      The year before that?

      SCO is going down, dude...

      Just maybe not by the closing bell tomorrow...

      You're either making money or you're losing money. And SCO is not making money.

      Next question.

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    11. Re:WOW! Now it's cheap! by RickBlaine · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I mean dude, look at the charts. Notice the volume spike at around 10:00 AM. It was this sudden accumulation move that caused the prices to turn back around. The whole game is purely psychological. Today was certainly a good day to buy SCOX.
      You might have had a point if yesterday after close hadn't been when SCOX had the investor conference call announcing that they lost more than twice as much money as the only analyst covering them had predicted. It's never "a good day" to gamble exclusively on market fluctuations. There are too many companies with an actual product that they are developing and selling to customers. Adding actual value to the world instead of trying to leach of the work of others and scam the gullable with press releases.

      SCOX as a business is poison. Who wants to do business with a company that sues its customers? Even if they do lose. And what about a number of pending rulings on any number of the legal fronts which could sink SCOX's legal shenanigans. Pfeh! Better expected ROI on a lottery ticket.

      -Blaine

    12. Re:WOW! Now it's cheap! by emacs_abuser · · Score: 1
      Wanna hear about my REITs that are up almost 300%

      Let me guess, Novastar, Impac.

    13. Re:WOW! Now it's cheap! by cyberformer · · Score: 1

      For this to work, you have to be able to see into the future. You don't know when exactly a stock has reached its low point for the day until after it's too late.

      Penny stocks (which SCO is quickly becoming) are very volatile, often losing or gaining 14% in a day. It's going to zero eventually, of course, but what it will do tomorrow is anyone's guess.

    14. Re:WOW! Now it's cheap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, let's see...

      1 year ago... 17.42
      2 years ago... 1.43
      3 years ago... 3.56

      So to answer your question, the current price is slightly higher than it was 3 years ago, is almost 3 times what it was 2 years ago, and is about 1/4th what it was a year ago.

      My point was NOT that SCOX is a good investment, that they have a valid case, or anything of the sort. The point is that a stock market drop of 8% does not mean crap. So people, please stop going "OMG, SCOX dropped today! They're going down!!!!!!" because this isn't over yet.

    15. Re:WOW! Now it's cheap! by pclminion · · Score: 1
      It's going to zero eventually, of course

      What was it you just said about not seeing the future?

      If you actually believe that, why aren't you shorting the hell out of SCOX?

  5. Yeah... by schon · · Score: 1

    Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of people.

  6. Canopy Group? by Pacifix · · Score: 4, Funny

    Isn't that name kinda ominous? A canopy blocks out the sun, gets everybody under one thing and cuts you off from the primal forces. Perhaps something more honest, like maybe COBRA?

    1. Re:Canopy Group? by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps something more honest, like maybe COBRA?

      Or Mr. Burns ...

      "I call this enemy...the sun."

    2. Re:Canopy Group? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      I still like Canopic: Jars that you store mummified organs in. Bury those under the legal paperwork that they've generated, and you'll have a proper monument for them that'll last for .. anyone have a light?

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    3. Re:Canopy Group? by Dan667 · · Score: 1

      Really unfortunate name, as at Motorola there is a Canopy Group that is doing some pretty cool wireless stuff.
      http://motorola.canopywireless.com/

    4. Re:Canopy Group? by robyannetta · · Score: 3, Funny

      Originally, they were known as Umbrella Co. but then someone made a video game from it called it Resident Evil.

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    5. Re:Canopy Group? by MEGAMAID · · Score: 1

      full quote is a little better.

      Burns: [stuffing money into his wallet] No, not while my greatest nemesis still provides our customers with free light, heat and energy. I call this enemy...the sun.

      Oh the irony!

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      Waking Up - There must be a better way to start the day.
    6. Re:Canopy Group? by Pacifix · · Score: 1

      Freakishly prophetic... What will happen once somebody manages to patent fission? - you know the US Patent Office would rubber stamp that one Solar cells with license fees?

    7. Re:Canopy Group? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      The tragedy is, the McBride virus got out anyway.

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    8. Re:Canopy Group? by imsabbel · · Score: 2, Funny

      no, the real tragedy is that the greatparent is moderated informativ....

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    9. Re:Canopy Group? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      What will happen once somebody manages to patent fission?

      I suspect the sun would continue its fusion reaction without noticing...

    10. Re:Canopy Group? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, no they're not.

      that wireless Canopy crap is non-standards compliant.

      It's the equivalent of wireless token ring.

      Get a clue, dude.

    11. Re:Canopy Group? by J-Doggqx · · Score: 1
      Perhaps something more honest, like maybe COBRA?

      I always prefered Extensive Enterprises. Today's CEOs are almost as bad as Tomax and Xamot anyway, only without the neato costumes! Say Darl McBride doesn't have a twin with a scar on his face, does he!?

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  7. Re:Batman touched my junk liberally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Can you believe it?

    Not unless your story involves Natalie Portman and hot grits.

  8. The only way justice is to be done... by terraformer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...is if the parent co, Canopy Group, and all of the corporate criminal scumbags in charge over there lose their shirts and their golden parachutes mid fall. Otherwise, it will be them who are laughing all the way to the bank, despite the validity of the linux community's claims of fraud. This current administration won't go after them. Given what they have been doing lately to fuckups, they would probably give Darl an award...

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    1. Re:The only way justice is to be done... by sl3xd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This current administration won't go after them. Given what they have been doing lately to fuckups, they would probably give Darl an award...

      You seem to be under the delusion that some other administration would go after them. White collar crime is nothing new, as is the tacit guarantee that white collar criminals are virtually unpunished (with a few token ones like Martha Stewart and a couple of Enron officers). The fact is that it's nearly always the extremely wealthy, ivy-league educated that even compete for the presidency. And one thing can be said of the wealthy: They have a great deal more sympathy for the problems of their fellow upper crust than they do for the problems of any other economic strata. Democrat, Republican, whatever... The rich have the belief that they pay the taxes, so they should get the police -- not the areas that actually have crime. They pay the taxes, so the laws should benefit their lifestyles, not the mid and lower class.

      And never forget that Kerry still has even more money than Bush.

      Nor can I think of any president in the last half-century that did much to prosecute white-collar crime.

      And before that, there was the great depression, where everybody was poor anyway...

      Hmm... I've got it! We need another Theodore Roosevelt. A guy that spent his presidency breaking up monopolies and fighting for the working class.
      He's dead, though. And I doubt he'd win a modern election.

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    2. Re:The only way justice is to be done... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Teddy Roosevelt was more of a cowboy than Bush.

    3. Re:The only way justice is to be done... by dillon_rinker · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And I doubt he'd win a modern election.

      Yup. I was looking at the only known picture of TR and FDR last night and said wistfully to my wife "Why can't we have someone like that be president again?" The answer, of course, is television.

      WRT white collar crime - no one walks the streets at night worried that a white collar criminal might kill them pointlessly while looting their pension fund.

    4. Re:The only way justice is to be done... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was also an actual war hero. But I don't think the White House boxing ring would go over too well today.

    5. Re:The only way justice is to be done... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WRT white collar crime - no one walks the streets at night worried that a white collar criminal might kill them pointlessly while looting their pension fund.

      No, but many sit in their homes worried about losing their assets to white collar crime.

    6. Re:The only way justice is to be done... by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      Television: The biggest public health crisis of the past 50 years.

    7. Re:The only way justice is to be done... by Shag · · Score: 1
      Nor can I think of any president in the last half-century that did much to prosecute white-collar crime.

      Kerry may have more money than Bush, but he also had the background in (surprise, surprise!) prosecuting white-collar crime. (q.v. Iran-Contra, BCCI, etc.)

      Oh well. Live and learn.

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    8. Re:The only way justice is to be done... by atomico · · Score: 1
      (Warning: very negative view of the world follows)
      sl3xd, you are right on the spot: laws are made by the rich and powerful, and of course they tend to favour their interests.

      I do not have much information on US laws, but in my little European corner, things are like this:

      Salaries are taxed much more heavily that capital gains.

      If you are an employee, you cannot escape paying your dues. If you are a business, you have means to hide big parts of your income. If you are a big business, you don't pay taxes. Period.

      A small theft can be prosecuted until 20 years after it was commited. White-collar crimes (Enron-type), or, even worse, political corruption, cannot be prosecuted after 10 years - that's a nice loophole which is used again and again, check the Italian Prime Minister judge-bribing expertise.

    9. Re:The only way justice is to be done... by PyJockey · · Score: 1

      Maybe in Missouri.

    10. Re:The only way justice is to be done... by shario · · Score: 1
      The system works like this:

      Every person is supposed to have one vote. This worked as long as people believed in universal human rights. These days, however, more and more people agree that who pays the bills should be able to tell how they're spent. This is called neo-libertarism.

      Social systems adjust themselves automatically. Thus, it has become so that the wealthy (and the corporations, which originally had no votes) can affect the democratic process disproportionately by giving campaign contributions, running ad campaigns, hiring people to lobby for them and so on.

      Should we make it official, and let the wealthy and corps have more votes?

    11. Re:The only way justice is to be done... by dprovine · · Score: 1

      I agree that it's unlikely any administration would go after them, given that (in modern times) an honest politician is one who stays bought. (Before anyone takes umbrage, read over this: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/president/ .)

      But the current administration is beyond merely not going after criminals: they reward failure and incompetence. The original poster's remark that they'd give Darl an award is exactly on point.

      But most depressingly, given how the last election went, I think the population of the USA would support giving Darl an award. In sum, I think the majority of the population no longer cares about results, and no longer cares to hold accountable people who screw up. My sense is that Darwinian principles are due to kick in any time now.

    12. Re:The only way justice is to be done... by ExMember · · Score: 1

      He's dead, though. And I doubt he'd win a modern election.

      Mel Carnahan was elected to the US Senate on November 7, 2000 despite having died October 16, 2000.

      Mind you, it would be a lot more difficult for Teddy. Having been dead for a lot longer, ballot access would be a major hurdle.

  9. I know it's trite, but: by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Funny

    AH-HAH
    </nelson>

    Seriously, SCO should be in the OED under "schadenfreude". I love seeing this stuff!

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    1. Re:I know it's trite, but: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah-hah?

      Did Nelson just have a revelation?

    2. Re:I know it's trite, but: by iordonez · · Score: 1

      Actually Nelson Muntz goes "HAW! HAW!" You can hear the distinct "W" in there...

    3. Re:I know it's trite, but: by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Yes: that those Linux licenses weren't quite what they cracked up to be.

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    4. Re:I know it's trite, but: by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Maybe. I don't recall hearing the "h" in the first "HAW!", though, and I don't have a sample handy to get it right. Please forgive. :-)

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    5. Re:I know it's trite, but: by soliptic · · Score: 2, Funny

      Lisa: Dad, do you know what Schadenfreude is?
      Homer: No, I do not know what shaden-frawde is.
      [sarcasm] Please tell me, because I'm dying to know.
      Lisa: It's a German term for `shameful joy', taking pleasure in the suffering
      of others.
      Homer: Oh, come on Lisa. I'm just glad to see him fall flat on his butt!
      [getting mad]
      He's usually all happy and comfortable, and surrounded by loved ones,
      and it makes me feel... What's the opposite of that shameful joy
      thing of yours?
      Lisa: [nastily] Sour grapes.
      Homer: Boy, those Germans have a word for everything!

    6. Re:I know it's trite, but: by ickoonite · · Score: 1

      SCO should be in the OED under "schadenfreude".

      Yes, because the OED is known for its extensive cataloguing of the German language...

      iqu :s

    7. Re:I know it's trite, but: by he-sk · · Score: 1

      Schadenfreude is in the OED. As well as angst, gestalt, kindergarden and other assorted goodies from the German language. (Hmm, in German it's actually Kindergarten, whatever.)

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    8. Re:I know it's trite, but: by EnderWiggin99 · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, in typical geek fashion, re-telling jokes garners a +x, Funny. :)

    9. Re:I know it's trite, but: by ickoonite · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected.

      By the way, it's kindergarten in British English too.

      iqu :D

    10. Re:I know it's trite, but: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By the way, it's kindergarten in British English too.

      So you mean "English" as opposed to "American".

    11. Re:I know it's trite, but: by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Americans spell it with a "t", too.

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  10. Microsoft will be the white Knight by maddu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Who wants to bet that before long Microsoft will march in as White Knight and have proxy control over SCO. Hell, it already controls it indirectly!

    1. Re:Microsoft will be the white Knight by Samari711 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Why would MS touch it with a 10-foot poll? They got enough negative press for orchestrating the BayStar deal, there's no way in hell they want anything to do with SCO at this point. What's probably going to happen is Canopy will carve out any useful IP and resources from SCO and form yet another company while it leaves SCO as a litigation company. then another Canopy company will buy out SCO, initiating the new change of control procedure which gives Darl & co. a set of nice golden parachutes and they walk away from the mess with all the investor's cash.

      What I want to know is how illegal this whole racket was...

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    2. Re:Microsoft will be the white Knight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would MS touch it with a 10-foot poll?

      Is Microsoft voting for something?

      ... with all the investor's cash

      I guess you're right. Only one investor left.

      I never said i was smart, I just said I was smarter than you

      No, I don't think so.

    3. Re:Microsoft will be the white Knight by DustMagnet · · Score: 1

      Don't confuse spelling with intelligence.

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    4. Re:Microsoft will be the white Knight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, it already controls it indirectly!

      Can you actually prove it? Oh, it's just more unsubstantiated "conventional wisdom" from the discussion pages of Slashdot.

    5. Re:Microsoft will be the white Knight by kirun · · Score: 1

      Why would MS touch it with a 10-foot poll? They got enough negative press for orchestrating the BayStar deal, there's no way in hell they want anything to do with SCO at this point.

      So your theory is that Microsoft avoids evil monopolistic practices because it gives them a bad press..?

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    6. Re:Microsoft will be the white Knight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fact is the two are highly correlated.

    7. Re:Microsoft will be the white Knight by Samari711 · · Score: 1
      More like they know that the FUD value of SCO at this point is near zero and all they wanted was for SCO to do their dirty work by proxy. It makes no sense for them to come in and take over SCO because it doesn't strengthen their position any.

      Since you bring up monopolistic practices, MS couldn't take over SCO even if they wanted to because it would be a clear violation of anti-trust laws and probably a violation of the DOJ settlement.

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    8. Re:Microsoft will be the white Knight by Samari711 · · Score: 1
      I'm terribly sorry I don't proofread when posting on slashdot. but two can play at this game

      I guess you're right. Only one investor left.

      way to use complete sentences, ass

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    9. Re:Microsoft will be the white Knight by 3.1415926535 · · Score: 1

      MS couldn't take over SCO even if they wanted to because it would be a clear violation of anti-trust laws and probably a violation of the DOJ settlement.

      Since when has that ever stopped them?

    10. Re:Microsoft will be the white Knight by kirun · · Score: 1

      Even if SCO's FUD value is low at present, the simple act of Microsoft visibly propping them up in one way or another should be enough to give it a boost. After all (in the minds of PHBs everywhere), why would Microsoft be so keen to back it if the "problems with Linux" aren't true? And another slice of FUD is served.

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    11. Re:Microsoft will be the white Knight by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      [golf clap]

      Score: Samari711 - 1, AC - 0....

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    12. Re:Microsoft will be the white Knight by isolation · · Score: 0

      So is making a proper sentance such as saying "The fact is....".

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    13. Re:Microsoft will be the white Knight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unbelievable. Just unbelievable.

    14. Re:Microsoft will be the white Knight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or Novell will buy unix back and make a killing out of the temporary loan :) I think that it would be a good move for Novell in their new form to have everything back. It would be good for them and good for us.

    15. Re:Microsoft will be the white Knight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If MS would directly take over the case, that would be excellent news. It would mean there might be some assets (Microsoft Assets) to pay for the pro-IBM judgement.

    16. Re:Microsoft will be the white Knight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Those are both complete sentences, if you take left to mean departed.

      What's so traumatic about proofreading? You really should give it a try if you want anybody to take you seriously.

  11. Re:Canopy Group? Dont you mean ... by UnderScan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Umbrella Corporation?

  12. The new Canopy CEO is... by schon · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... Colonel Mustard, in the boardroom, with a letter opener.

    1. Re:The new Canopy CEO is... by jbarket · · Score: 1

      I was sure it'd be Ms Plum, in the bathroom, flushing her shares down.

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    2. Re:The new Canopy CEO is... by archen · · Score: 1

      a clue is something sco certainly does not have so I find that unlikely

  13. How will this affect Trolltech ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Canopy Board members sit on the commerical software company Trolltech the makers of KDE.

    How will this affect Trolltech?

    1. Re:How will this affect Trolltech ??? by will12 · · Score: 1

      Last I knew Trolltech made qt not KDE, could be worng though.

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    2. Re:How will this affect Trolltech ??? by mcc · · Score: 5, Informative

      Canopy's investment in Trolltech is absolutely tiny. As far as I am aware nothing that could possibly happen to Canopy would affect Trolltech at all.

    3. Re:How will this affect Trolltech ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am aware nothing that could possibly happen to Canopy would affect Trolltech at all.

      Canopy owns one of the board of directors seats on Trolltech.
      Canopy can replace their member, Ralph Yarro (who we hate), with some body better, like Miss Scarlett.

    4. Re:How will this affect Trolltech ??? by Tarcastil · · Score: 1

      KDE relies heavily upon Qt.

  14. "Plunged?" by pclminion · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I'd hardly call a drop of 7.5% a "plunge." Stock prices always react this way when bad news is accounced, and they usually come back up again. I've made quite a bit of (virtual) money playing this game.

    I've seen companies take a 35% hit based on bad news and return to previous prices in less than a week. Considering the apparent magnitude of the announcement and the ensuing PIDDLY 7.5% drop I'm going to wager on the stock price returning to its recent levels.

    I'm placing a market open order for (virtual) shares of SCOX right now.

    (This is not financial advice, I'd barely even consider it virtual financial advice.)

    1. Re:"Plunged?" by DeathFlame · · Score: 1

      7.5% during day trading. 10% during after hours trading. So that's 17.5% in one day.

    2. Re:"Plunged?" by wookyhoo · · Score: 2, Informative

      SCOX isn't like a normal company though. Having followed their stock for well over year, it tends to go *up* on bad news, so thinking of it like other stocks doesn't really work.

      Of course, it may well go back up again, even though it really *shouldn't*.

      But, who knows. :)

    3. Re:"Plunged?" by bigtallmofo · · Score: 1

      I'm glad to see that you're playing with virtual money. If someone were to ask you, all that you have to do is do a stock screen for companies that lose more than a set percentage in a single day, buy them and wait for the inevitable reversal.

      That is nonsense. In the investment world, that's usually referred to as attempting to "catch a falling knife". Every once in a long while, you'll catch it but most of the time you'll just end up with a bloody hand.

      From what you describe, you're a chart-watching technical trader. And a very bad one at that. Maybe you've been lucky in the last few months that have seen the DOW and the S&P rise to 3.5 year highs, but don't expect your luck to continue especially if the current bull market turns.

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    4. Re:"Plunged?" by pclminion · · Score: 1
      If someone were to ask you, all that you have to do is do a stock screen for companies that lose more than a set percentage in a single day, buy them and wait for the inevitable reversal.

      I never said that was my strategy. My strategies actually have very little to do with technicals, but in this case I just have a strong feeling that SCOX is going to recover tomorrow. It's been the pattern in the past. My "gut feeling" is no more or less bullshit than the speculations you see every day on the trading sites.

      From what you describe, you're a chart-watching technical trader. And a very bad one at that.

      What I described isn't very much to go on, and I think you're being pretty unfair passing judgment on my methods based on one Slashdot post relating to a particularly emotionally charged stock.

    5. Re:"Plunged?" by Rolan · · Score: 1

      Read the article before you posted?

      SCO shares closed at $4.51 in regular trading on the Nasdaq Stock Market, down 33 cents, or 7 percent. Then came SCO's dismal earnings reports for the fourth quarter and fiscal 2004; within minutes shares plunged another 46 cents, or 10 percent, in after-hours trading, to $4.05.

      Try 17%, not 7%.

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    6. Re:"Plunged?" by coupland · · Score: 1

      Try reading the article. It plunged 17.5%, not 7.5%. Or in your rush to FP did you just read the first couple sentences?

    7. Re:"Plunged?" by pclminion · · Score: 2
      Try reading the article. It plunged 17.5%, not 7.5%. Or in your rush to FP did you just read the first couple sentences?

      I read the stock charts, which (I thought) were more authoritative than the article. I didn't factor in the change since yesterday. I screwed up, and will report for execution tomorrow at noon.

    8. Re:"Plunged?" by Megane · · Score: 4, Informative
      I'd hardly call a drop of 7.5% a "plunge."

      Especially when the stock was 25% lower less than two months ago.

      I do have to thank SCOX for one thing, though. They got one of the Groklaw readers to pester UCal for a copy of the secret AT&T/BSD agreement under a Freedom of Information request. As it turns out, there wasn't any thing scary in there after all.

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    9. Re:"Plunged?" by WalksOnDirt · · Score: 1

      It's a minor difference, but you can't correctly add these drops, they compound. I make the total as 16.3%.

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    10. Re:"Plunged?" by donnz · · Score: 1

      Nice correction - shame you can't mod your origibnal comment down a bit :-)

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    11. Re:"Plunged?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTH are you talking about? SCOX dropped 6 cents in after hours trading, with a volume of only 2100. That's hardly anything. That's an additional 1.4%. The overall drop for the day, INCLUDING after hours is 8.9%.

      The numbers:
      previous close 4.51
      open: 4.10
      last: 4.17
      after hours last: 4.11

      So... 4.51 (previous close) minus 4.11 (after hours last price) is .40. Thus .40/4.51 is the amount of drop today. You're off by a factor of 2.

    12. Re:"Plunged?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hah. Read the article you did. Understand it you did not, or else you'd realize that the numbers in it do not add up. Typical American know-it-all fucker trying to act like he's all intelligent and shit.

      Learn to add you fucking dipshit. You can't add percentages. Let me show you real slow so your American-math stupid ass can follow:

      $100 - 7.5% = $92.50

      $92.50 - 10% = $83.25

      $83.25 is 16.75% of $100, not 17.5%.

      Not only that, but if you had a brain, you'd realize the numbers in the article don't even add up. They quote the 10% fall as the 16.75%. Look: $4.51 to start and ending at $4.05 is.... TEN PERCENT!!!

      Learn to be at least halfway intelligent before attempting to flame.

      Dipshit.

    13. Re:"Plunged?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you **UNDERSTAND** the article before you posted? (no, obviously)

      $4.51 - 10% = $4.05. Not 17%. Also, you can't add percentages, fuckwad. See where I schooled all the others in this post. I'm tired of typing and cutting and pasting for dispshits like yourself.

    14. Re:"Plunged?" by bob+beta · · Score: 1

      Whoah! Something interesting actually has come out of all this??!!??

    15. Re:"Plunged?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are the dipshit.

      The $4.51 -> $4.05 drop was done from the time it closed on Tuesday to when it opened the next day, not from where it closed on Monday to where it opened on Wednesday. During the day, they lost 33 cents which put them at $4.51, so the starting price for Tuesday would have been $4.84. $4.84 - $4.05 / $4.84 = 16.3%.

    16. Re:"Plunged?" by Rolan · · Score: 1

      Correct, I knew the difference (.7) would be small so I just added being very lazy.

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    17. Re:"Plunged?" by SoTuA · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I read "SCOX plunges", opened finance.yahoo.com, and I see that it is currently trading at US$4.17. Hell, right now it is almost at a 3-month high! (bottom in late october/early november where it hit less than US$3, according to the chart.)

  15. the Hurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By the time this FUD is over, SCO wont have a claim. We'll just silently (not exactly) transfer over to the Hurd.

  16. WHY?? by burbankmarc · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now how are people going to get their license for Linux?!

    1. Re:WHY?? by hendridm · · Score: 1

      Hah, you're wasting your money. You can get Linux for free off of Kazaa or BitTorrent. Screw corporate America!!

    2. Re:WHY?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soon FOSSAA is going to track you down, you terrorist!

    3. Re:WHY?? by Zemran · · Score: 1

      I think I will have to start thinking about this one as I believe it would be a good idea for the next graphics course I run, to get the students to design and create their own Linux license. Maybe a parody of SCO if they want (and know the story) or a realistic mock if they like. It would be a sound project for them and a good bit of humour. I can just imagine SCO trying to sue me but I think that would be worth worrying about as I do not believe they could succeed.

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    4. Re:WHY?? by rinkjustice · · Score: 1

      To paraphrase the Simpsons:

      Best. Sig. Ever.

      Funny stuff dude!

    5. Re:WHY?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Netcraft confirms Linux is dying.

      NetBSD might be a good alternative.

  17. Settling? by DeathFlame · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "The fate of SCO is one of the big question marks. New management at Canopy . . . may push [SCO] to try and settle."

    Settle? Does anyone see IBM settling? Why would they when they will win.

    1. Re:Settling? by jonadab · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > Settle? Does anyone see IBM settling?

      Depends how much SCO is willing to offer. Certainly, IBM isn't going to
      *give* SCO anything in a settlement, if that's what you mean, but they might
      be persuaded to call off their lawyers and forget the whole thing ever
      happened if SCO offers them enough. (I'm not sure what SCO has to offer,
      though. All their remaining material assets perhaps...)

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    2. Re:Settling? by plover · · Score: 1
      Why does anyone ever settle? Money. Even when companies are totally in the right, they'll frequently settle simply because it's cheaper than winning a legal battle, especially one where the loser is not likely to have any assets after the battle.

      IBM probably considers settling every day. I imagine they're weighing their current legal expenses against whatever settlement offers they've imagined SCO might extend (or may have already extended.) IBM is almost certainly tabluating all their legal expenses up in a countersuit that's going to get slapped onto SCO once this is all done. However, given SCO's current inability to make money via their historic path of license extortion, I'm betting that there won't be enough of SCO left to sue when it's all said and done. That's why IBM might consider settling -- to put a cap on their losses.

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    3. Re:Settling? by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      "I think you made your point. Thank you for the demonstration."
      "Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. McBride, it may be your last."
      "Do you expect me to settle?"
      "No, Mr. McBride. I expect you to die."

    4. Re:Settling? by IANAAC · · Score: 1
      Depends how much SCO is willing to offer. Certainly, IBM isn't going to *give* SCO anything in a settlement, if that's what you mean, but they might be persuaded to call off their lawyers and forget the whole thing ever happened if SCO offers them enough.

      Why on earth would the initiating party offer any "settlement"? That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. We all know SCO's not the brightest bunch, but that would be downright stupid of them to even try something like that.

    5. Re:Settling? by Daniel+Ellard · · Score: 1
      Why would they when they will win.

      So their lawyers can turn their attention to something else, and/or remove the risk of another round of highly publicized FUD?

      SCO doesn't have anything for IBM to win. IBM is probably best of if they can just make the case go away.

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    6. Re:Settling? by Jaywalk · · Score: 1
      Settle? Does anyone see IBM settling?
      Settle? No. The Nazgul have scented blood and look only for the best place to drive their poisoned blades into the prey. IBM has already spent too much money and time on this; better to make an example of SCO and leave the mouldering corpse on the ramparts as a warning to others.

      The best SCO can hope for at this point is a negotiated surrender. Concede that there is no SCO IP in Linux and drop the lawsuit. Also, agree that IBM can use any of the IP from the Monterey project on Power platforms. Find a scapegoat to draw and quarter and send the remains to the SEC for display. In return, IBM might agree to drop the countersuit and allow what is left of SCO to stagger away.

      Bruised and bleeding, it might even survive the raft of shareholder lawsuits which are sure to follow.

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      ===== Murphy's Law is recursive. =====
    7. Re:Settling? by ThousandStars · · Score: 1

      Sometimes settling is less costly than fighting. That's why one side may settle a case even if it is in the right.

    8. Re:Settling? by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 1

      I suspect IBM would rather spend the money than let this thing be resurectable - so they wouldn't take a settlement that didn't include something like dismisal with prejudice, or SCO's Unix rights transfered to IBM, or at minimum a cast-iron agreement from SCO that nothing IBM is doing is infringing any of SCOs IP.

      --
      Quattuor res in hoc mundo sanctae sunt: libri, liberi, libertas et liberalitas.
    9. Re:Settling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Why on earth would the initiating party offer any "settlement"?

      Perhaps because the countersuits are stronger than the original suit.

      I'm familiar with a company that in the early 90s found that AT&T flagrantly violated one if it's pattents, and gleefully sent them a threatening letter about suing them. On the exact last day AT&T had to respond, these guys recieved a 2-foot stack of AT&T patents that their product infringed. They ended up with an IP-sharing settlement where they paid AT&T a small amount.

    10. Re:Settling? by shaitand · · Score: 1

      True SCO doesn't have anything, but the court does, it has precident. If they settle then no precident is set and they are open to this sort of lawsuit in the future. If they take it all the way, then all the verdicts in their favor set precident.

      Since it is highly unlikely SCO will appeal and since IBM lawyers are in-house and drawing salary either way, this would actually be fairly cheap and fairly powerful precident. Not the least of which will be the first court certified validation of the GPL (it's never needed to be tested in court, one of the SCO claims is that it's not valid).

    11. Re:Settling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, IBM has retained a high-powered New York firm to handle this case. Partner time is billed at around $400/hr for that class of firm. Sure, they have in-house lawyers helping, but they are not doing this on the cheap.

  18. SCO Insider Trades by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
    Here it is- the regular SCOX insider trades report! Sell, sell, sell- even while it was going up.

    12/07/04 BAYSTAR CAPITAL II L P Beneficial Owner of more than 10% of a Class of Security 10,000 Open Market Sale proceeds of $45,870.00

    12/07/04 BAYSTAR CAPITAL II L P Beneficial Owner of more than 10% of a Class of Security 6,100 Open Market Sale proceeds of $28,745.00

    12/01/04 BAYSTAR CAPITAL II L P Beneficial Owner of more than 10% of a Class of Security 15,000 Open Market Sale proceeds of $61,767.00

    11/30/04 BAYSTAR CAPITAL II L P Beneficial Owner of more than 10% of a Class of Security 70,500 Open Market Sale proceeds of $273,550.00

    11/24/04 BAYSTAR CAPITAL II L P Beneficial Owner of more than 10% of a Class of Security 60,000 Open Market Sale proceeds of $216,181.50

    11/22/04 BAYSTAR CAPITAL II L P Beneficial Owner of more than 10% of a Class of Security 37,500 Open Market Sale proceeds of $131,250.00

    11/19/04 BAYSTAR CAPITAL II L P Beneficial Owner of more than 10% of a Class of Security 10,000 Open Market Sale proceeds of $35,000.00

    11/17/04 BAYSTAR CAPITAL II L P Beneficial Owner of more than 10% of a Class of Security 10,000 Open Market Sale proceeds of $35,465.00

    11/08/04 BAYSTAR CAPITAL II L P Beneficial Owner of more than 10% of a Class of Security 100,000 Open Market Sale proceeds of $372,615.00

    11/05/04 BAYSTAR CAPITAL II L P Beneficial Owner of more than 10% of a Class of Security 22,000 Open Market Sale proceeds of $80,900.00

    1. Re:SCO Insider Trades by kisielk · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Heh, good to point this out. If you look at the "Insider Trades" link on Yahoo Finance, SCO insiders have sold of 2,246,000 shares in the last 6 months (~25%). Looks like they don't have much faith in their company..

  19. Duh? by ikewillis · · Score: 0

    They're trying to take on Big Blue, one of the largest corporations in the world who also possesses one of the largest and most skilled legal teams. This was inevitable.

    1. Re:Duh? by boodaman · · Score: 1

      As much as I want SCO to lose and IBM to win, I would caution you to read the story of David and Goliath. "Large" and "skilled" does not equal automatic victory.

    2. Re:Duh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because we all know that bible verse and other such parables are true stories !

  20. Hope by FiReaNGeL · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I hope for only one thing :

    That their (inevitable) demise receive AT LEAST AS MUCH publicity on public news channels / papers that their foolish lawsuits received. To inform the population that it was FUD. Or else they'll have (kinda) suceeded in inspiring a doubt in the minds of many concerning Linux legitimacy. No one on slashdot, obviously, but the common man who heard on news that SCO was suing IBM on UNIX/Linux for code thievery... maybe.

  21. I for one am shocked! by pjwalen · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was certain the, honorable and the trusted SCO Software would come out ahead of those socialist pirates known as Linux users. Who's with me?

    1. Re:I for one am shocked! by pjwalen · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Flamebait?! It's supposed to be sarcasm :) Sheesh people are harsh.

  22. Not enough.. by JoeLinux · · Score: 1

    A quick look at their three-day graph shows they were below 3 at one point. What happened? We need to live the glory days...put them in the penny-stock category!

    Jaime Escalante says: "You can DO it!"

    Joe

    1. Re:Not enough.. by Humorously_Inept · · Score: 1

      Despite the fact that SCO's stock doesn't literally cost pennies, its capitalization of 70-odd million dollars puts it very firmly into the category of penny stocks. Most investors would consider any stock with a capitalization below $3B a penny stock.

      --

      ~Someday, I hope to be an aspiring author.
    2. Re:Not enough.. by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      These days, the 'penny' stock category starts at 5 dollars US. Below that point, certain kinds of trading, including short options, are no longer allowed, which is what really differentiates them from 'normal' stocks. I watch SCOX, and it surprised me to see a couple of days ago, they briefly rose above $5.00.

      --
      Who is John Cabal?
  23. DiDio Doin it Again by LithiumX · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So what, exactly, is the deal with Ms Didio? I could understand her possibly (giving her benefit of the doubt) originally siding with SCO as an analyst... but over time her constant support, constant praise, and general attempts at propaganda make it more than obvious she's got a heavy leash being held by someone over there.

    Does she expect to retain any value as an "independant analyst" in the post-SCO market? It's all too common for analysts to be paid to support a product or company, but they're usually a little less blatant about it. Who would value her opinion, knowing that her opinion is for sale?

    Though... I suspect (recently) that it's more Canopy holding her leash, than SCO, since she seems to choose Canopy over SCO when she has to (like in her recent comments - she still didn't say anything bad about them, but saved all her real praise for her theoretical overlords at Canopy).

    --
    Do not confuse "Freedom of Choice" with "Free Will".
    1. Re:DiDio Doin it Again by mcc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Does she expect to retain any value as an "independant analyst" in the post-SCO market?

      I imagine she expects a lucrative career doing similar PR work for other companies. I cannot imagine SCO is the only company out there for which this kind of service would not be greatly appreciated. Toxic sludge is good for you.

      Who would value her opinion, knowing that her opinion is for sale?

      People are at least in theory falling for the idea her relentless PR for the Canopy group is "independent" at the moment. Since people (such as reporters) are making no effort to check out her history as a source at the moment, I see no reason why they would suddenly begin to do so in future after the SCO case is over. DiDio is pretty much completely free from any sort of consequences for her actions, ever, and she almost certainly knows this.

  24. Sucker! by Darth+McBride · · Score: 5, Funny

    Attorney David Boies of New York agreed to cap the overall cost of SCO's lawsuits to $31 million in return for a bigger piece - 33 percent, instead of 20 percent - of any settlements.

    Dear David,

    We ran out of money, but we will give you an even bigger slice of nothing.

    Love,
    Darl

    1. Re:Sucker! by wasted · · Score: 1

      So, if the settlement involves SCO paying IBM, do David Boies and company get a 33 percent piece of that action, as in paying a third of the settlement to IBM?

      (I know that the answer is "no", but I figured I should go for the cheap chuckle.)

    2. Re:Sucker! by UnpopularOpinion · · Score: 1

      You're calling someone who is going to earn a minimum of $31 million dollars a "sucker"? Man. Wish I was a sucker.

    3. Re:Sucker! by senior.wrangler · · Score: 1

      Can't get paid if you crawl away like a bitty little bug neither. I got a share of this job. Ten percent of nothin' is, let me do the math here... nothin' and a nothin', carry the nothin'...

    4. Re:Sucker! by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      It worked during the dot com era, so why not try it now? :)

      Stock options in companies without any money were quite popular.

      --
      Just because it CAN be done, doesn't mean it should!
  25. Ahahaha... Thank God! by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

    I thought I was the only one who thought 'Colonel Mustard' when I heard that guy was replacing Yarro. Funny!

    --
    "...Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam..."
  26. "Tailspin"? 10%? C'mon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I want to see the stock go through the fscking floor. I want to see SCOm buried. I want to see Darl grimacing in pain as he bends over to pick up Bubba's soap *again* in the prison shower.

    I've watched the stock of this worthless piece of shit company go up and down before, and was frankly surprised to read that it had risen back up to $5, since the last time I looked it was closer to $3. 10% isn't a Slashbash-worthy story.

    Ralphie and Darcy getting the boot - now *that* shoulda been the headline. Guess it doesn't catch the eye like the word "plummet" does...

    Die, SCO, die! And take the fools like Darla with you...

    1. Re:"Tailspin"? 10%? C'mon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather see IBM follow the breadcrumbs and end up with some real
      damages and settlement terms from Canopy, Baystar and hopefully
      Redmond as the source of anti-competitive practices against Linux.

      By the time this is over, SCO will be a smoldering crater, and there
      will not even be enough for IBM to collect their legal fees. The
      real damages should be collected from the source of the direction
      for the attacks. SCO should not be the ONLY smoldering crater left
      as the result of this case, and with some recent subpoenas, it looks
      like IBM might be looking at following the trail to its source.

  27. 3 MONTH... by JoeLinux · · Score: 1

    sorry...it's been a long day

  28. Settling? by Hoodsen · · Score: 1

    Yankee Group analyst Laura DiDio called the ousters "a changing of the guard at Canopy. It is quite literally out with the old and in with the new.

    "With the departure[s] . . . go the last vestiges of the Ray Noorda era. Yankee Group expects that other, equally significant changes will be in the offing for 2005," she said. "The fate of SCO is one of the big question marks. New management at Canopy . . . may push [SCO] to try and settle."


    This is all very premature, but why should anyone agree to settle with SCO? They are just plain wrong on the subject, and the company is falling apart. Their backs are to the wall, and they are in no position to negotiate.

  29. Re:but the real question is... by tha_mink · · Score: 5, Funny

    SCO is a software company??? All this time I thought they were just a legal firm...just me?

    --
    You'll have that sometimes...
  30. Laugh-out-loud funny from Didio by schon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Check out the Didiot's comments:

    "New management at Canopy . . . may push [SCO] to try and settle."

    Honestly, I don't think it matters how hard SCO get's pushed - if IBM doesn't wanna, then it ain't gonna happen... and IBM knows they're gonna win.

    I just picture it as Peewee Herman in the ring with Mike Tyson - near the end of the 12th round, Tyson is untouched, and Peewee is a bleeding smudge on the canvas as his manager thinks "Hmm, maybe we should ask Tyson if he wants to call it a draw."

    1. Re:Laugh-out-loud funny from Didio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bad example... Pee-Wee Herman could probably kick Mike Tyson's ass now. Tyson's a washed up has-been.

    2. Re:Laugh-out-loud funny from Didio by Neop2Lemus · · Score: 1

      Doesn't Pee-wee have big ears?

      --
      Needle Nardle Noo
  31. Current Price... by ErichTheWebGuy · · Score: 1, Redundant

    .. is $4.11 in after hours trading.

    http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=scox

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    bash: rtfm: command not found
  32. 5 year trend by Skiron · · Score: 3, Informative

    As seen here:

    http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?s=SCOX&t=5y

    SCO started the attack on Linux first (early 2003) when their stock was at the lowest point, and it paid off a bit - until now - and they are back where they started, except now everybody hates them :)

  33. $4.17 a share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:$4.17 a share by tomstdenis · · Score: 0

      Stupid you buy when the trend is going up. If you bought now you'd lose your money.

      Your original comment "great time to buy" is just wrong. Now is a good time to sell though.
      Tom

      --
      Someday, I'll have a real sig.
  34. can you hear this? by WormholeFiend · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm playing the world's smallest violin for SCO.

  35. we can't let this happen by pyrrho · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't have time to learn a new villian.

    --

    -pyrrho

    1. Re:we can't let this happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's always Billy.

    2. Re:we can't let this happen by BRSloth · · Score: 1

      I don't have time to learn a new villian.

      We still have Microsoft, don't we? :)

    3. Re:we can't let this happen by TeknoHog · · Score: 1
      I don't have time to learn a new villian.

      And I ain't gots the time to learn to spell.

      --
      Escher was the first MC and Giger invented the HR department.
    4. Re:we can't let this happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And I ain't gots the time to learn to spell.


      Obviously. Additionally, everybody (except you) knows that spelling flames are lame. Here, have a nice warm cup of "Shut The Fuck Up" and relax.
    5. Re:we can't let this happen by pyrrho · · Score: 1

      if the language hasn't got the sense to be spelled phonetically fuck it.

      You sir, are a spelling villin.

      --

      -pyrrho

  36. What? by SassyDave · · Score: 2, Informative


    Shares in Utah's SCO Group went into a tailspin late Tuesday.

    So what? The stock is higher now than it was when they started all this litigation in 2003.

    1. Re:What? by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 1
      Wow. When I saw your chart, I was about to make a smarmy remark about "sure it's higher, but it had nothing to do with SCO, it just followed the market". Then I compared SCO with the Dow, Nasdaq, and S&P. You were dead on. Absolutely dead on.

      Kudos on a good observation.

      --

      "Prepare for the worst - hope for the best."

    2. Re:What? by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      Wow. When I saw your chart, I was about to make a smarmy remark about "sure it's higher, but it had nothing to do with SCO, it just followed the market". Then I compared SCO with the Dow, Nasdaq, and S&P. You were dead on. Absolutely dead on.

      Kudos on a good observation.

      However that only means a profit for people who owned shares before the middle of May 2003. If you got in after that you've lost. And if you do still have SCOX shares from before mid-May you've effectively lost from when the price was over $20. Either way, anyone still holding SCOX shares has less money than would have had if they either didn't buy SCOX or sold before now.
    3. Re:What? by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 1
      A good point. Playing Devil's Advocate, though, take a look at the five year picture. When you look at how bad SCO tanked when the tech bubble collapsed, one might argue that McBride & company did the right thing by litigating and managed to recover so much value from the company (giving you a window of about June '01 to May '03 for coming out ahead).

      Of course, the chart shows that as screwed as anyone who bought after May '03 might be, it's nothing to those who bought in in early '00 (the IPO? That's what the chart implies). What's stunning is that you can even look at the pummelling the market took after 9/11 and the drops in all three indices look like just little dips next to SCO's spiral over five years. Ick!

      I have to wonder what kind of assets they have for a vulture capitalist to sell off (other than their "rights" to *NIX). Surely nothing close to their capitalization, but I still have to wonder.

      --

      "Prepare for the worst - hope for the best."

  37. duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the poster had bothered to look at the weekly
    graph for SCOX:

    http://www.nyse.com/about/listed/lcddata.html?ti ck er=SCOX&fq=D&ezd=1W&index=2

    he would have seen that the stock is actually up compared to last Wednesday. Stop wasting our time!

  38. Rumor Has it... by marcushnk · · Score: 5, Interesting


    That Mustard is a bit of a hatchet man. (walks into a sinking ship and throws so many people overboard that its starts floating.. then points that barely floating ship back in a direction that will assure the safety of whomever is left)
    Couple that with the CFO's leaving and the REALLY piss poor financials that were released yesterday.. I reckon we're about to see the end of this whole saga.

    --
    "Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far
    1. Re:Rumor Has it... by Mephie · · Score: 2, Funny
      No, no, he's not a hatchet man. As I recall, he prefers a lead pipe... In the conservatory...

      Or was it a rope in the study? Damn, I'll have to check my cards...

  39. Yes, have one. by xepiercex · · Score: 1

    Shadenfreud anyone? It's delicious!

    1. Re:Yes, have one. by Slicebo · · Score: 1

      I believe the proper spelling is "schadenfreude".

      I can't tell you how much pleasure I got from pointing out your mistake!

    2. Re:Yes, have one. by B2382F29 · · Score: 1

      And you can't even imagine my pleasure to point out that the correct spelling is "Schadenfreude" (capital S)

      --
      Move Sig. For great justice.
    3. Re:Yes, have one. by Slicebo · · Score: 1

      The taste of defeat is bitter in my mouth!

  40. Snark is never wrong /nt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    . ..

  41. Re:Hype! Hype! I can't read AT ALL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You are so SMART.

    "SCOX" is their symbol, not "SCO", sunshine.

  42. SLT going down, text by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 2, Informative

    Shares in Utah's SCO Group went into a tailspin late Tuesday as news spread of both deepening losses and an apparent coup at the software company's corporate parent, the Canopy Group.
    SCO shares closed at $4.51 in regular trading on the Nasdaq Stock Market, down 33 cents, or 7 percent. Then came SCO's dismal earnings reports for the fourth quarter and fiscal 2004; within minutes shares plunged another 46 cents, or 10 percent, in after-hours trading, to $4.05.
    SCO, embroiled in multibillion-dollar federal litigation against IBM and others over its purported rights to the Unix and Linux operating systems, more than quadrupled its fourth-quarter losses. For the quarter ending Oct. 31, SCO's loss sank to $6.5 million, or 37 cents a share; the company had lost $1.6 million, or 12 cents, in the same period last year.
    Investors already were absorbing news, leaked out in bits and pieces earlier Tuesday, about an apparent weekend coup that ousted Ralph Yarro, Canopy's longtime president, chairman and chief executive, along with Chief Financial Officer Darcy Mott.
    Secretaries at Canopy's Lindon headquarters confirmed that Yarro and Mott were "no longer with the company."
    Callers to Canopy were told the company's new CEO is William Mustard, believed most recently to have been a managing director at Smooth Engine, a New York-based consulting firm that provides both interim and permanent executive replacements.
    Mott's replacement had not yet been named. Questions regarding the ousters were referred directly to Mustard. He did not return several calls seeking comment.
    Messages left at the home telephone numbers of Yarro and Mott - both former proteges of former Novell chief and networking tech guru Ray Noorda - also went unanswered; so did questions about how their departure from Canopy might affect SCO and its now 21-month-old battle with IBM, the world's largest computer company.
    Yankee Group analyst Laura DiDio called the ousters "a changing of the guard at Canopy. It is quite literally out with the old and in with the new.
    "With the departure[s] . . . go the last vestiges of the Ray Noorda era. Yankee Group expects that other, equally significant changes will be in the offing for 2005," she said. "The fate of SCO is one of the big question marks. New management at Canopy . . . may push [SCO] to try and settle."

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    Of more immediate concern to investors, though, were SCO's finances. In addition to growing losses, the company's quarterly revenue also tumbled more than 50 percent - $10.1 million compared with $24.3 million a year ago. The decrease was primarily due to a precipitous slide in the company's SCOsource revenue - a paltry $120,000 compared with more than $10.3 million for 2003's fourth quarter.
    For fiscal 2004, revenue was $42.8 million, down sharply from 2003's $79.25 million. Shareholders lost $16.2 million, or $1.07 per share this fiscal year, compared with $5.3 million, or 34 cents, the year before.
    The SCOsource division manages the company's Unix intellectual property, and oversees SCO's largely unsuccessful attempts to sell licenses to Linux users under implied threat of copyright infringement lawsuits.
    SCO CEO Darl McBride, anticipating victory in SCO's lawsuit against IBM, believes SCOSource revenue is destined to revive. The suit, awaiting rulings on motions for dismissal and evidentiary discovery, is not expected to come to trial until next fall.
    "We're in a challenging business environment," he said during an earnings teleconference. "[But] we believe there is value in our Unix licensing business and we offer our customers . . . value they need to be made aware of."
    McBride also pointed to a recent deal SCO made with its chief Linux litigator, attorney David Boies of New York. His law firm agreed to cap the overall cost of SCO's lawsuits to $31 million in return for a bigger piece - 33 percent, instead of 20 percent - of any settlements.
    McBride said that p

    1. Re:SLT going down, text by wonkavader · · Score: 2, Informative
      "New management at Canopy . . . may push [SCO] to try and settle."

      "settle"? Not a chance that can happen. Drop the case is really the only thing that could happen. Why would anyone pay them a dollar? (Unless the settlement, is "we'll drop the case if you agree not to sue US.")

      He's only sued people with enough money to defend themselves. I suspect he'll keep lawsuits open until SCO goes into bankruptcy, for fear that SCO will be countersued for legal fees.

    2. Re:SLT going down, text by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      It is fairly amusing to see Darl spouting crapola over a venue like some "earnings teleconference". I could do the same if I could somehow convince a corporation to pay the bills for such an event. I could then demonstrate some of my armpit-fart noises which has made me so popular at parties.

      "Wealthy Wacko Holds Conference: Declares Black is White" ... that is essentially what happened here.

      --
      [You have a stable society when some nut guns down a schoolyard and the law doesn't change.]
  43. Re:Hype! Hype! I can't read a graph! by marcushnk · · Score: 1

    SCOG not SCO
    SCOG is the SCO Group.

    --
    "Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far
  44. And I am an idiot... by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 1

    Ignore that previous post. I was stupid.

    Once again, I was looking up the symbol for SCO when their Nasdaq symbol is SCOX...

    See what happens when you are trying to sneak in a ./ post and look like you are working?

    1. Re:And I am an idiot... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      That's not as bad as the guy a short time back that wanted to compare charts of IBM and Sun. He linked to Sunoco, which is an oil company instead of SUNW. Hilarity ensued.

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
  45. We win !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's over. The leader of Canopy has been ousted. The attack on Linux has failed. The new leaders have no choice but to cut SCO off. SCO is dead.

    Without money to continue the lawsuits, SCO will file for bankruptcy. The lawyers will probably wind up getting paid but that's about it.

    Hey, Microsoft and Sun and Apple. Your next !!!

  46. A nice lump of coal from St. Nick. HO HO HAAA by Graemee · · Score: 1

    Santa comes early to the naughty.

  47. Plunge? by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

    Down 10% is a plunge??? Considering they were below $3 In Nov, I'd say that they are still doing okay...

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  48. don't forget... by ecalkin · · Score: 5, Informative

    The state of California putting an end to sneakwrap EULAs!

    eric

    1. Re:don't forget... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Schwarzenegger pulling a Giuliani and going drag queen?

      Uh-oh, my bad, my brain is hurting just at the thought... :-P

    2. Re:don't forget... by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      While this is a good thing, most of the world doesn't live in California ;)

      I'm just waiting for SCO to declare bankruptcy.

  49. Re:Hype! Hype! I can't read a graph! by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 1

    Thanks, I was paying so much attention to the numbers I missed the name.

    I think it's SCOX, not SCOG. But SCROG was a popular word at Santa Cruz....

  50. I guess being M$'s suck bitch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ain't all it's cracked up to be.

    All that swallowing for nothing.

  51. read the article carefully by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [declined] 10 percent, in after-hours trading, to $4.05..

    10 + 7 = 17%

    17% is a plunge.

  52. Re:Hype! Hype! I can't read a graph! by fastpage · · Score: 1

    You have the ticker symbol wrong. SCO != SCO GROUP Inc. SCO Group's ticker symbol is SCOX and their stock is down 7.54%. Which can be found here:

    http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=SCOX&d=t

    The ticker symbol for SCO is for Scor SA which is an insurance company.

  53. Hollands on the stock price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Basically, this is a closely held thinly traded stock. Any delusions that free market rules prevail is a dream. This stock (according to the merry crew at Yahoo) is heavily painted.

    At close, the stock was around $4 which is down from recent values. Look at the volume though; nearly 400,000 shares. That's a lot for SCO. The daily average is a lot less. Finding a buyer for that much stock at that price seems like a major coup to me, not some kind of disaster.

    The following is a quote from an article by Melanie Hollands. She has a very realistic view of SCO's stock. Last spring when the stock was sliding toward zero, she predicted support at $4. The quote was found at Groklaw but it is from elsewhere. The link I found was broken.

    "The stock's run has also been propelled by fresh speculative activity and year-end positioning in the market, aided by its high volatility and limited trading volume. Some 'top 15' institutional holders of SCOX have actually been adding to their positions: Chesapeake Partners Management Co. Inc., Glenhill Capital, Barclay's Global Investors N.A., S&E Partners LP, and Citadel Investment Group LLC. There's probably also some jockeying around SCO's fiscal fourth quarter 2004, scheduled for release Dec. 21. . . .

    "Although BayStar's position in SCOX has been reduced to 1,746,453 shares (10 percent of outstanding), this one position accounts for a substantial 19.7 percent of its fund - so the portfolio and concentration risks are still high. For my part, I don't like to have any one position that constitutes more than 4 or 5 percent of my portfolio -- the market and concentration risks get too high. So, with a position that constitutes 19+ percent of a portfolio, whatever happens to the SCOX stock price dominates the risk profile and returns of that portfolio.

    "Although JHC, which had been holding SCOX for well over a year, sold only 61,867 of its 545,764 shares, its activity is interesting -- in part because it's run by Jonathan Cohen, who has a business relationship with Royce Capital (SCOX's second-largest institutional shareholder), and in part because its position is a hefty concentration of its total portfolio - over 4.8 percent. Interestingly, Royce hasn't been one of the recent sellers. . . .

    "Technically speaking, SCOX looks like it's been bouncing off the bottom, but it's a pretty meaningless bounce. Why? Because the volume is not near levels that would indicate a strong move is going to follow through on the upside."

    "The stock's run has also been propelled by fresh speculative activity and year-end positioning in the market, aided by its high volatility and limited trading volume. Some 'top 15' institutional holders of SCOX have actually been adding to their positions: Chesapeake Partners Management Co. Inc., Glenhill Capital, Barclay's Global Investors N.A., S&E Partners LP, and Citadel Investment Group LLC. There's probably also some jockeying around SCO's fiscal fourth quarter 2004, scheduled for release Dec. 21. . . .

    "Although BayStar's position in SCOX has been reduced to 1,746,453 shares (10 percent of outstanding), this one position accounts for a substantial 19.7 percent of its fund - so the portfolio and concentration risks are still high. For my part, I don't like to have any one position that constitutes more than 4 or 5 percent of my portfolio -- the market and concentration risks get too high. So, with a position that constitutes 19+ percent of a portfolio, whatever happens to the SCOX stock price dominates the risk profile and returns of that portfolio.

    "Although JHC, which had been holding SCOX for well over a year, sold only 61,867 of its 545,764 shares, its activity is interesting -- in part because it's run by Jonathan Cohen, who has a business relationship with Royce Capital (SCOX's second-largest institutional shareholder), and in part because its position is a hefty concentration of its total portfolio - over 4.8 percent. Inte

  54. settle? don't make me laugh! by Eric+Smith · · Score: 1
    The article quotes Yankee Group analyst Laura DiDio:
    New management at Canopy . . . may push [SCO] to try and settle.
    I doubt that Canopy even HAS enough money to offer to entice IBM to settle, let alone actually be willing to offer it.

    Or are they smoking crack, and dreaming that IBM will pay to settle?

    I'm still planning a trip to Lindon when the lawsuits are over to see the patch of scorched earth that will be left where The SCO Group's headquarters once stood.

    Those of you that haven't already read it may find The SCO Group's Code of Conduct and Ethics Policy to be good for a laugh. They should post a document describing their real code of conduct.

  55. A real coup at Canopy by ZPO · · Score: 1

    I've got a perfect plan for a coup (er, I mean "reorganization")...

    Now, if all the members of the board would please line up against this brick wall. Its for a group photo, really....

  56. Settling in WHO'S favor? by zcollier · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yankee Group analyst Laura DiDio called the ousters "a changing of the guard at Canopy. It is quite literally out with the old and in with the new.

    "With the departure[s] . . . go the last vestiges of the Ray Noorda era. Yankee Group expects that other, equally significant changes will be in the offing for 2005," she said. "The fate of SCO is one of the big question marks. New management at Canopy . . . may push [SCO] to try and settle."


    And how exactly are they going to settle? Seems to me that with IBM having a winning case, it will be SCO that'll be forced to pay out the money. I wager SCO'll fall faster than anyone expects.

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  57. License issues? by pgfault · · Score: 2, Funny

    Setting: The boss' office. The President and IT Director are meeting with the lead Sysadmin

    Clueless IT Director to Sysadmin: So, if SCO folds will we renew our Linux license directly with Microsoft next year?

    Long pause ...

    Sysadmin begins to shake uncontrollably, breaks his pencil, quits job, and opens a book store in the Bahamas.

    1. Re:License issues? by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      The only flaw with that is that no sysadmin I know has enough money to do anything in the bahamas.

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  58. Plunge? by skysurfer31 · · Score: 1

    SCOX is still off its low in November, and if anything, is in the beginning of an uptrend. If it begins to close consistently under $4, I'd say the trend had reversed, but currently it's looking like it's going higher. I'd hesitate to hold this equity long term simply because of their business model, but for a day trade? Oooh yeah... tasty!

  59. SCO Management by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 4, Funny

    I, for one, welcome SCO's new overlords!.

  60. I can think of one! by pragone · · Score: 5, Funny

    To get laid???

    1. Re:I can think of one! by hazem · · Score: 4, Funny

      Come on... we're dealing in realistic things like FTL travel and Santa Claus.

      I can't believe you're spreading rumors about this mythical "getting laid" thing.

    2. Re:I can think of one! by arose · · Score: 1

      Santa Claus is not possible without FTL travel. :-D

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    3. Re:I can think of one! by .milfox · · Score: 2, Funny

      I personally subscribe to the Quantum Santa Theory.

      Something about having a possibility of being present at any location and the field strength being proportionate to the nice/naughty ratio in the area just makes all sorts of sense. Plus a bit of uncertainty theory regarding the actual santa location, of course.

      Or even better yet, the 'many santas' theory... *GASP*

    4. Re:I can think of one! by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      Getting laid is not possible for /.'ers without FTL travel...

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    5. Re:I can think of one! by addaon · · Score: 1

      I dunno, Mrs. Claus gets mighty lonely this time of year.

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    6. Re:I can think of one! by scbysnx · · Score: 2, Funny

      polycringelist! there is only one true santa!.. you have to believe *jingle jingle* I heard it.. did you?

    7. Re:I can think of one! by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      Schrodinger's Santa....scary.

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    8. Re:I can think of one! by Thavius · · Score: 1

      No one gets any during the holidays -- all the coats are on the bed!

    9. Re:I can think of one! by doublem · · Score: 1

      Speak for yourself.

      Being a married Geek has it's advantages. ;)

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    10. Re:I can think of one! by Bloater · · Score: 1

      No, please... Not the verruca gnome.

  61. It's... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...just...a...joke... Your factual retort is unnecessary, though marginally interesting.

  62. To Quote Mrs. Finkle by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 1

    "May SCO die of gonorrhea and rot in Hell. Would you like a cookie?

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  63. baystar = microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Baystar money comes from Bill Gates.

    I wonder if Chesapeake Partners Management Co. Inc.,
    Glenhill Capital, Barclay's Global Investors N.A., S&E Partners LP, and Citadel Investment Group LLC are also fronts for Bill Gates' money.

    The analaysis you present is some technical mumbo-jumbo. You're missing the real issue here: Ralph Yarro was taken out back and shot by the board of directors of Canopy. SCO is dead.

  64. Cue maniacal laughter... by leonbrooks · · Score: 2, Funny

    "It's working! Our plan for World Domination is working! Soon all of the computers will be ours!" (-:

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  65. I'm wondering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SCO's income is dropping, the stocks are droping. The guys that run it don't seem worried! What's gonna happen? Bankruptcy? Some company buying them out? SCO's rights over UNIX can still be negotiated or sold, right? What happens if (when) they lose the thing IBM?

  66. yehaaa by codeconfused · · Score: 1

    :D I couldn't be more happy....this made my day. FU SCO

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  67. Offtopic, I know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But thank you TOR, from banned to unbanned in 10 minutes. No more hunting down proxies, sshing to shell accounts, powercycling my cable modem to get a new IP. Now: refresh! Viola a new IP. WOOHOO!!!!

  68. Doesn't Ralph Yarro sit on the board? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Canopy fired Ralph.

    Trolltech should do the same.

    The farther away Trolltech is from this guy, the better.

    With Trolltech's "fishy" open source licensing, the need to stay away from clowns like Ralph Yarro and kick him off their Board of Directors.

    1. Re:Doesn't Ralph Yarro sit on the board? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please explain to me how the GPL is a "fishy" open-source license. It seems pretty straightforward to me. Are you complaining about the other licenses you may choose from if you don't like the terms of the GPL? Inquiring minds, etc.

  69. Quick question by nwbvt · · Score: 1

    Does /. routinely cover tech companies that are going down the drain nowadays or is this just because the company in question initialized a lawsuit that by all accounts is frivolous and will never effect in the industry in any meaningful way?

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    1. Re:Quick question by plover · · Score: 1
      Slashdot readers have long had a "thing" for SCO because of this ongoing lawsuit that has indeed effected not only the industry but threatened the validity of the GPL, among many other sacred cows.

      If you have a thing for companies circling the drain, check out these guys." They have neither mercy nor shame (nor literate comment posters as far as I can tell.) Consider them the vultures looking for corpses in the desert.

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    2. Re:Quick question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell's "effect in the industry" supposed to mean? Perhaps you meant "affect the industry," you narcissistic snot. You are not as intelligent as you like to think.
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    3. Re:Quick question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Caldera (who now likes to be called SCO) was long an important company to the community.

      IMHO Caldera deserves as much coverage as slackware, debian, redhat, suse, and the rest of the leading linux vendors.

    4. Re:Quick question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      /. has been giving detailed coverage of BSD's death for half a decade.

      HP gets just as much well deserved shit for their killing of HPUX, Alpha, VMS, PA-Risc, Itanium, and every other technology they once stood for, just so they could become a microsoft reseller.

      Why should SCO be any different.

  70. SCO Is dying by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

    Does Netcraft confirm it yet?

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  71. Damn by BCW2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    SCO's going to self destruct before we get to see IBM pound them into dust.

    It's been obvious that things were headed this way for awhile, but I still wanted the judges ruling.

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  72. Not as clear as the headline makes out by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

    There was an initial burst in share price last friday, which pushed the price from 4.1 -> 5.2 by Monday. Not much happened on Tuesday, and there was a sharp drop Tuesday->Wednesday to 4.0. The price stands now at 4.17 which is roughly what is was at a week ago.

    nothing to see here... move along.

    (http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=stocks:SCOX+)

  73. bogus report by frovingslosh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    SCO was under $3 at the beginning of November. It's last trade today was at $4.17. Yea, stocks go up and down, but to call this a tailspin is a bit extreme. It's taken a couple of bigger drops in the last two months, but the rises have been even larger. Hey, I hate SCO too, but reporting a relatively small dip in the stock as a tailspin is an overstatement based only on bias against them.

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  74. Another number: 99% drop by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 3, Informative
    I love numbers. You can look at them any way you want and make up nearly any story you want to go with them. While some posters are talking about "only a 7%" drop in SCO shares and say this is nothing, you can look at another number and become tingly with delight at a 99% drop in SCO's licensing revenues, from $10.3M 20034Q to $120,000 this 4Q (Forbes story with ads here). This was the big contibuting factor in a total revenue drop of about 60% (and resulting stock drop).

    Naturally, the truth is somewhere in between. This is bad news for SCO's strategies. That does not mean McBride won't be able to convince his minders to hold the course and continue with litigation. Strictly speaking, at this moment, they're still convinced. Neverhteless, it's obviously a bumpy road ahead for them.

    So, don't throw a victory party yet, but I think we're all entitled to spend a few minutes smirking.

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    1. Re:Another number: 99% drop by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What's more important is their balance sheet.

      $10M in the bank and a burn rate of $3M per quarter.

      Unless they get some extra revenue within 6 months they're toast.

    2. Re:Another number: 99% drop by bm17 · · Score: 1

      For as long as need be, certain companies can funnel money to SCO by "buying software" (wink, wink).

    3. Re:Another number: 99% drop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want to know who is stupid enough to pay SCOX $120K for the last quarter. I want to sell them a bridge.

    4. Re:Another number: 99% drop by emjoi_gently · · Score: 1

      Those numbers hit me too.
      SCO was never a very big company. $10 million a quarter? Not exactly enourmous.

      And down to $120,000 a quarter! That's the income of 2 guys and a secretary in someone's spare room.

      The UNIX users of the world have obviously dropped them as a supplier like a .... a, umm. Something you drop quickly anyway.

    5. Re:Another number: 99% drop by Alsee · · Score: 2, Informative

      $10M in the bank and a burn rate of $3M per quarter.
      Unless they get some extra revenue within 6 months they're toast.


      I's not so good at that fancy 'new math' stuff, perticularly with scoundrels like SCO cooking da books, but I recon that works out to 10 months. A-yup.

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  75. How pathetic...seriously. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "[But] we believe there is value in our Unix licensing business and we offer our customers . . . value they need to be made aware of."

    Here's a lawsuit....consider yourself aware of the value.

    Maybe I am just missing some context that was removed with the deleted text, but everything about this sentence sounds pathetic. With their cash reserves, I'm pretty sure he's not referring to marketing and training seminars. The "value" he would so much like to convey is merely the value in avoiding attourney fees.

  76. Re:Hype! Hype! I can't read a graph! by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

    I still think it should be represented as S-COX.

  77. try this ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    # nslookup trolltech.com
    Server: XXX.XXX.70.10
    Address: XXX.XXX.70.10#53

    Non-authoritative answer:
    Name: trolltech.com
    Address: 80.232.38.135

    # nslookup kde.org
    Server: XXX.XXX.70.10
    Address: XXX.XXX.70.10#53

    Non-authoritative answer:
    Name: kde.org
    Address: 80.232.38.131

  78. SCO stock price for dummies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SCO's stock price bears no relationship to our normal reality. The price often rises on bad news. What the technical mumbo jumbo means: Avoid this stock at all costs. This is a stock for gambling addicts only. Most sober observers think the price is being manipulated.

    I agree that the change in management is the big deal. That has nothing to do with the stock price though.

  79. Insider Moves by ketel_one · · Score: 1

    Look at them dump it. If that isn't telling, I don't know what is. And to think they were once at $118 per-share. Reap what you sow, morons.

  80. Aw, shucks! by boodaman · · Score: 1

    I wish I'd had enough disposable income to sell those bastards short when the stock price was in the teens. That would have made a great Christmas gift.

  81. Re:but the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your shit may be offtopic, but it's funny as hell!

  82. Recommended against Didio by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    I sent Bob a nice email pointing out how empty Laura's words were, and recommending sourcing sound-bites from Melanie Hollands instead.

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  83. So what? They are worthless. by twitter · · Score: 1
    The stock is higher now than it was when they started all this litigation in 2003.

    Their revenues continue to tank and their losses are clearly not sustainable. They only brought in $120,000 last quarter which translates to less than half a milion dollars of revenue. Hamburger stands make more money and require much less of an investment than SCO's apparent worth. They have no product of value and should have an equivalent worth. Oh yeah, if a hamburger stand had losses SCO has, it would be obvious that the hamburger stand was run by a moron.

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    1. Re:So what? They are worthless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hamburger stands make more money and require much less of an investment

      I guess we'll take your experienced opinion on that, Mr. Flip.

  84. William Mustard by jafac · · Score: 1

    That new CEO SCO's got, he wouldn't happen to be a retired Army Colonel, would he?

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  85. Not a chance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IBM still has litigation damages to determine and collect. If Microsoft moves too swiftly, then expose their finances to the backlash.

    Microsoft may may mistakes, but it is certainly not their style to make *that* kind of mistake.

  86. SCO's secret masters... by GuruBuckaroo · · Score: 0

    I'm stunned none of you have figured this one out yet. The real motivators behind SCO's lawsuits has to be the BSD enthusiasts. They're doing to Linux what AT&T did to BSD way back when, hoping to bring BSD back to life.

    No?
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  87. Re:settle? don't make me laugh! by dbIII · · Score: 1
    The article quotes Yankee Group analyst Laura DiDio:

    New management at Canopy . . . may push [SCO] to try and settle.

    New management may see that Darl and his brother (yes, a lot of the legal money is getting funneled to his brother) are pulling a two man con on SCO and get rid of them before the company vanishes entirely. Linux was never really relevant to this - it may as well have been claiming a patent on asprin and going after the biggest company in the market they could find and hassling the users of generic asprin. No one seriously beleives that there is a magic breifcase that can be carried in one hand holding printouts of two million lines of code - and the fact that such garbage has been asserted demonstrates the lack of honesty of those involved.
  88. Classic Quotes by dynamo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ""The fate of SCO is one of the big question marks. New management at Canopy . . . may push [SCO] to try and settle."

    This remark just made my day. Imagine SCO trying to settle, being pressured by it's parent company, sitting with IBM attourneys, trying to 'reach out' to IBM to make some sort of agreement. I figure they'll eventually both agree that SCO has wasted all of their time and money on something that is going to eventually cost it's upper management their careers, and hopefully their freedom (but I doubt they'll realize that quite yet.)

    and this:

    "We're in a challenging business environment," he said during an earnings teleconference. "[But] we believe there is value in our Unix licensing business and we offer our customers . . . value they need to be made aware of."

    It's straight out of The Godfather. Way to tell it, Darl!

    1. Re:Classic Quotes by doublem · · Score: 1

      eventually cost it's upper management their careers

      You appear to be unaware of how white collar crime works.

      Darl and Co. were hired to try and wring what little value they could out of SCO before letting it die. They've done their job very well, using what little tendrils of IP value there were to be found and exploiting them for several times what they're worth. Even after everything is closed down and the cases settles, the various business interests involved will have made far more from the venture than was lost to lawyers.

      Darl's value as an executive will skyrocket after this. He has, with what amounts to being a classic "pump and dump" made money out of fictional IP claims. He's going to be seen as a genius.

      And remember, he still makes more money than any five /.ers combined. He couldn't care less what we think. Because we're not his kind of people, we're not even human to him.

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  89. Software company? by WasterDave · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Are SCO a software company? First I've heard of it.

    Dave

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  90. Novell, not Microsoft by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Novell will be the one to come in and snatch up SCOX.

    Novell is making Linux the centerpiece of its technology strategy, so it has something to loose.

    Ending this thing once and for all would endear the Linux community to Novell, so it has something to gain.

    It also has $475M earmarked for acquisitions.

    Novell has a history with SCO/Canopy. Ray Noorda was the chairman at Novell before he started Caldera. Darcy Mott was Novell's Treasurer, and R. Duff Thompson was Senior Vice President of Corporate Development. Even Darl McBride came through Novell.

    SCOX has a $79M market cap. For this small portion of their acquisition warchest, all this goes away and they get real linux street cred. Their marketing department should be lobbying hardest for this one.

    When they're done with that they'll buy UNIX(TM) from The Open Group and geeks will write songs about them.

    Only if they want to crush Redhat, that is.

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    1. Re:Novell, not Microsoft by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 1

      " Novell will be the one to come in and snatch up SCOX."

      If you really beleive this, I will sell you a couple of bridges.
      I'll make it easy for you;
      SCO-X has no worth, and no real IP (unless you count hot air)
      SCO-X is, was, and will always be IP renters/sub-leasers.

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    2. Re:Novell, not Microsoft by cyberformer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually acquiring SCO would be crazy. It has so many liabilities that the buyer would have to take on.

      SCO probably still has some assets, and it's possible that Novell might be interested in some of them. But if so, it would better off buying them from SCO's creditors in bankruptcy court.

  91. Re:qi guai by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, easy for you to say.

  92. I hope pond slime like Darl lost tons of money by cabalamat2 · · Score: 1

    I hope that lots of pond slime like Darl McBride lost tons of money on this, but I suspect slimy Darl sold his shares to some mug some time ago.

    1. Re:I hope pond slime like Darl lost tons of money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As discussed before, Darl's compensation was heavily cash based anyway. He got his millions without having to even sell shares.

  93. Settling has many faces by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unconditional surrender is a form of "settling". Admission of liability and paying back royalties wrt the IBM patent counterclaims is a form of "settling". Pleading guilty to Murder 1 to avoid death row is a form of "settling."

  94. I got my Linux license... by Nick+Driver · · Score: 1
  95. Painting the tape by Animats · · Score: 1
    SCOX is up a bit over the last few weeks. However, check the closing price versus the intraday prices. There's often a runup in the last hour of trading. That pattern has appeared several times in the past, back when SCO tried a stock buyback.

    But really, SCOX isn't going anywhere. It's just wandering around on light trading.

    Despite SCO's delaying tactics, there are some key court dates coming up early next year. Fact discovery ends on Febuary 11th. SCO will probably try to get an extension. But the judge isn't likely to go for that. ("You have UNIX, and anybody can get Linux. What more do you need?" - Judge Kimball)

    If discovery isn't extended, the trial date in November 2005 becomes reasonably firm, and we can start counting down the days.

    Meanwhile, IBM still has motions pending which, if won, crush SCO. Those will be decided soon.

    1. Re:Painting the tape by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      Does this case even have the merits to go to trial? Have SCO produced absolutely anything that gives their case strength?

  96. From the article..... by mormop · · Score: 1

    He (McBride) took no Canopy-related questions during the teleconference and did not return calls afterward seeking comment.

    Probably because they won't let you keep your mobile on in the job centre.

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  97. Re:qi guai by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    na er lai de shen wo cong mei jie guo
    wo bu zi kong long
    ni hui qu ba

    I t i s i m p o s s i b l e t o p a r s e y o u r s e n t e n c e c o r r e c t l y. P l e a s e g r o u p t h e w o r d s n i c e l y .

    "It's strange,
    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx That one comes/who plans?, etc
    I don't know the diagnostics
    You plan to return?"

  98. Isn't it "dual license" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's half GPL/ half proprietary? Right?

  99. jury might still award SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    have ANY of you even stopepd and think for a second? It will STILL be a trial by Jury. The jury will be people from Utah, from the same place SCO is. What if they decided IBM is the big evil corporarion and decidsed to award SCO the money damages?
    I AM NOT trolling, just tryign to ask an honest question.

  100. My Favorite Quote by rudy_wayne · · Score: 1

    From our favorite SCO Shill Laura DiDio:

    "Yankee Group expects that other, equally significant changes will be in the offing for 2005," she said. "The fate of SCO is one of the big question marks. New management at Canopy . . . may push [SCO] to try and settle."

    SCO may try and settle? What a hoot.

  101. Printed on soft paper? by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 3, Funny

    If the share certs are printed on soft paper, preferably scented, I'll take a few rolls.

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  102. Dear SCO Investor, by zekt · · Score: 1

    Dear SCO Investor,

    Stupid, stupid stupid stupid and stupid stupid stupid. Stupid stupid stupids sometimes do stupid stupid stupid things.

    In closing, we would like to say stupid stupid stupid.

    Yours faithfully,
    The SCO Board.

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  103. I thought it was Canape Group by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    May they get eaten for lunch!

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  104. yeah, well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I, for one, welcome our wannabe overlords thinking:
    1) Sue for ownership of linux. 2) ??? 3) Profit!
    ..but actually discovering that, back from fairy land, they don't own linux, linux owns them!

    I hereby put my name forward for lame cliche of the day, my name is [hit the damn AC button, dude]

  105. Well I have been tracking their stocks for a while by HanB · · Score: 1
    Well I have been tracking their stocks for a while, my own little piece of daily `Schadenfreude,' and I have it bookmarked: http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=scox And in the first weeks of november I was very happy when their stocks went below $3.00. But after that, to my dismay, they started rising again, as you can see nicely in this graph: http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?s=SCOX&t=6m&l=on&z=m &q=l&c=

    So I am glad they are sinking again, but they are still a long way from $3.00. And I still wonder why they went up again in november.

  106. Re:but the real question is... by bm17 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know you're kidding but...

    The Santa Cruz Operation actually started out as a pretty cool company with a great coporate culture here in Santa Cruz, California. I knew a lot of the engineers and I was even part of their High-Tech Corporate Bowling League, which was a joke but kind of spooky when you look back at it. At some point in the mid-1990's the executives started taking the company in questionable directions. Every year the staff puts on the SCO follies. One year they did a parody of A Christmas Carole in which the CEO of SCO saw a vision of the future if he continued in his evil ways. Then there were a series of mergers and renamings that I didn't really follow. And there they are now.

  107. Re:Isn't it "dual license" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, it's only commercial if you want to use it to develop commercial software, and might I add, in that context the cost of qt is insignificant and only subject to the whining of the true cheapskates.

  108. Re:but the real question is... by mibus · · Score: 1

    The scary thing is that you're rated "Insightful"...

  109. How about a birch switch as well? by refactored · · Score: 1
    A lump of coal really isn't enough for these creeps.

    Besides, they would just burn it to save on heating expenses.

  110. Sun, not Novell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Sun's decided to become the next Microsoft Puppet to play patent games with Linux when the took the $2 billion bribe/intellectual-property-settlement from microsoft.

    Also, Sun's actually stoopid enough to pay SCO royalties.

    My bet is that Sun buys them with the "excuse" to stop paying those royalties. My bet is that somewhere in that $2Billion Microsoft gave them was even the understanding that Sun would use some of that to bail out Microsoft friends like Kodak(remmeber that Sun/Kodak settlement when Kodak sues Linux) and SCO.

  111. Canopy group by raider_red · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does anyone else notice a disturbing similarity in name to the Umbrella Corporation?

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  112. Legal Expenses or Brand Building. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This money IBM's paying their lawyers is the best Investment in their Brand that they've made since their gang-style grafitti tagging of SF and Chicago.

    I bet the brand manager inside IBM's never been happier to be given the chance to prove that IBM stands up for its customers and its products even when they're not Microsoft based.

  113. hey darl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ha ha

  114. What if someone wants a corpse? by xixax · · Score: 1

    Perhaps SCO would be better to have on a pike outside the front gate? SCO might be more valuable completely ground into the dirt. It may be in Novell's interest for SCO to become an object lesson, and a bucket of IP no-one will ever consider seriously.

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  115. So it's not GPL? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not GPL for commercial development.
    Smells fishy to me.

    1. Re:So it's not GPL? by 10Ghz · · Score: 1
      It's not GPL for commercial development.
      Smells fishy to me.


      The Linux-kernel is ALWAYS GPL'ed. You can't have any other license, it's either GPL or nothing. With Qt you have GPL-version of it. Or, if you so choose, you can have a commercial license that costs money. How exactly is that "fishy"? Seems pretty straightforward to me.

      So you could say that with Qt you have more freedoms than you do with the Kernel. Either you can use the GPL-version (like with the Kernel), or you can purchase a commercial license (not possible with the Kernel). But hey, if that's so suspicious to you, use a different toolkit!
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  116. Here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [zzzzzzzzzip! (Pulls out massive schlong)] Get on your knees and you can be a sucker too! Hmmmm (reminiscing).... Bois, man - you sure were good! *cough!*

  117. The million dollar question by KalvinB · · Score: 1

    Will they find a way to be marketable again?

    That's the question you ask about penny stocks. I bought Avanir (AVN) at $1.76 way back in march because they have interesting products (their next big one is set to hit the market within 6 months) and their stock history shows a decent pattern of ups and downs. The stock is now worth ~$3.40

    SCO got a very large burst when they started flaunting lawsuits and whatnot. But if that's all they've got in their bag they're screwed. If you look at their entire history is a straight line down. Then that little desperate gasp for air and now it's looking grim again.

    They need a real product and quick. Otherwise it's not worth the risk to try to make 14% on their crap company.

    My guess is that once they lose their current game, SCO will disolve. They're not doing anything interesting enough to make me take the risk. They need a product and quick.

    This is however the type of thing to look for. You want to check out companies that are down on their luck. The key is determining if it's more likely that they'll rebound or die. And that requires lots of research before you plop down money screaming "hail mary!"

  118. Plunge? by dtfinch · · Score: 1

    It only went down a dollar, which is still a dollar higher than it was at the start of November.

  119. Contributing to SCO's demise by syslog · · Score: 1
    Our company just entered into a partnership with another company whose main product runs on SCO. Needless to say, one of the first things we are doing is moving it to Linux :)

    Even the suits understand that SCO is a really bad bet.

    Start counting the days till SCO gives up the ghost, boys!

    naeem

  120. a SCO website typo funny: by bach37 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Hold your mouse over the main graphic SCO Partner Webinars and it says: "Click to learn more about the latest Weinars"

  121. Re:Settling? Not a chance. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'd bet IBM hasn't considered settling ... ever.

    SCO has alleged that IBM has stolen SCO intellectual property and violated a contract under which both companies worked together on Monterey.

    The fiscal yardstick for IBM isn't the cost of litigation, it's the value of IBM's reputation as a company that competes and collaborates fairly. It's about the ability of a client or partner to trust IBM to behave properly.

    How much of IBM's multi-billion services business depends on a client's trust in IBM? How many of its partnerships with other software providers and with services firms are also dependent on trust in IBM?

    The legal costs are insignificant in comparison.

  122. Neither Novell, nor Microsoft by RickBlaine · · Score: 5, Insightful
    There is absolutely zero upside for Novell in buying SCOX. And absolutely zero downside for not buying SCOX. SCOX is shooting blanks (header files????) on the legal front. And Novell already has linux street cred for 1. buying SuSE, 2. Sending a "STFU" letter to SCOX re the IBM suit and 3. pretty much shutting SCOX down in the "slander of title" suit.

    You don't get street cred for rewarding extortion. Look at where SCOX was before they pulled this BS. About a buck a share. And SCOX has diluted shareholder value (in other words, printed and sold more stock) since then. Let's see: option 1. Pay more than 4x the original value of the company for an extortion threat or 2. let SCOX die a slow, painful and public death for being idiots. Anyone thinking of getting good PR by preventing this company from publicly bleeding to death from its self inflicted gut-shot is stupid. Paying off extortionists is *always* bad PR.

    -Blaine

  123. this is great news by suezz · · Score: 1

    merry christmas everyone - this is great I can't wait till sco is completely gone. love the bit from yankee group saying this might force sco to settle. looks to me IBM isn't settling anything - they are going for the throat looks like to me. unless of course they mean settle as in drop the case. merry christmas and happy new year daryl - hopefully this time next year you will be nothing but a distant unpleasant memory.

  124. Mod Parent Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Warning: Astute comments overhead.

  125. Canopy by Scott7477 · · Score: 1

    It appears that Colonel Mustard did it in the library with a knife...

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    "Lack of technical competence coupled with the arrogance of power, as usual, leads to no good end."
  126. Re:but the real question is... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 3, Informative

    Then there were a series of mergers and renamings that I didn't really follow. And there they are now.

    They sold their Unix licensing business (which they had bought from Novell) and their name to Caldera. Caldera changed it's name to SCO, and (old) SCO changed their name to Tarentella.

    So, that's not them that are there now.

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    It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
  127. An Even Better Quote by weston · · Score: 1

    "[But] we believe there is value in our Unix licensing business and we offer our customers . . . value they need to be made aware of."

    Does Darl even understand how much he sounds like a racketeer there? I can almost hear him cracking his knuckles where the sentence has the ellipses.

  128. Re:but the real question is... by bm17 · · Score: 1

    Sure. I just didn't want people to think that the SCO engineers from the old days had anything to do with this new group using the same name.

  129. A blow job would be nice..... by leereyno · · Score: 0

    Yes, yes, I know, go ahead mod me down...

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  130. Re:Canopy Group? Dont you mean ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nope, the Umbrella Corporation was relevant.

  131. What plunge ?? by aepervius · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Yahho SCOX share price Click on 5d, 1d or 3m. It looks like it is still hovering around 4.0 something. heck the price looks higher than it was 3 monthes ago... It is only a 12% plunge and it rose again soon after 3 to 5% more (4.5->4.0->4.2 circa).

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  132. OJ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Sees the real killers everyday. In the mirror, while he's shaving.

    Too bad for SCO that they weren't Black....

  133. Thats why she has... by Grog6 · · Score: 1

    ...Spanky the elf stay home to 'keep her company' year after year....

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  134. Where did you get the pic of Darl? (n/t) by Grog6 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ......
    Nuff said

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  135. Buying scox = buying lawsuits and nothing else by walterbyrd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Scox isn't only suing, scox is being sued *big time* by IBM, and by redhat. If you buy scox, you buy those lawsuits against scox.

    Scox has absolutely nothing of any value. No IP, no worthwhile products, nothing. According to scox, by the end of January scox will have $7MM in cash - less than $0.50/share.

    Scox is nothing but a penny-stock scam. The idea of a legitimate company buying scox is absurd.

  136. Start giving awards to CxOs by Upphew · · Score: 0
    In the spirit of Darwin Awards we should start giving awards to CxOs who fck up their companies.

    I say we call them Darling Awards.

  137. What more for X-mass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Guvernator for Secretary General of the UN?

    "all you girlie-men should stop fighting now"

  138. Obligatory ironic headline by Slur · · Score: 1

    And in the US all the papers blared...

    "Could This Signal the Beginning of the End for SCO?"

    Wait, what were we talking about?

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    -- thinkyhead software and media
  139. Buy SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if Slashdot readers who dislike SCO put their money where their mouths are? What if every one of them kicked in a couple of grand and took-over SCO? The company has a market cap of only about 75 million dollars. If 75000 readers got together with a 1000 stake, they could practically be rid of McBride, if the shares were bought intelligently.

  140. SCO would be very lucky to get such an offer by Paul+Crowley · · Score: 1

    IBM will want costs. And blood.

  141. Before you all rush to celebrate by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Bear in mind that the weasels at the top will loot the burning hulk and golden parachute to new jobs with their friends and relatives, while the actual working stiffs at SCO are the ones getting "reorganised" out of the door with nothing to show for their work, some of which will have been performed before SCO went Dark Side.

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    1. Re:Before you all rush to celebrate by Here+I+Stand · · Score: 1

      What you say is true - but it is also true that by now the "working stiffs" - even those from pre-Dark Side days - must have caught on to the nature of the beast that that SCO has become. They will be cursed with a resume entry that shows they were willing to stay on rather than leave in disgust (although this could be a good thing in the eyes of corporate recruiters). So yes, they may bear costs that the weasels at the top will avoid, but if they do, it is partly of their own making.

    2. Re:Before you all rush to celebrate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You make it sound like those "working stiffs" are sheep with no free will of their own.

      At least we can expect the guys at the top from playing a game - that's what they were hired to do - to see if any of SCO's IP was valuable, and try to capitalize on those assets if they had any - and indeed, watching the stock, they are playing that role well.

      It's the techie employees who remain at SCO that I have the most contempt for - because these guys plug away supporting this scam, and betraying their own technical training to prop up some sort of litigation company rather than advance the state of the art of computer science.

      A litigation company is no place to further one's CS career, so any competent SCO employee is long gone by now - and not from layoffs, but through their own free will.

    3. Re:Before you all rush to celebrate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any self-respecting working stiff at SCO should have taken their customer list and sold the former SCO customers Linux by now.

  142. SCO, no grasp of anatomy by doublem · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    And thus we learn that SCO has little to no grasp of the law, or anatomy!

    I'd say we should send them some porn to help them brush up, but if there's even a single case of herpes in the collection, they'll see the Open Sores, and think they have rights to that as well.

    And really, given the nature of the current US administration, the last thing the porn industry needs right now is more lawsuits.

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  143. Good one! by doublem · · Score: 1

    HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

    Oh, I snorted coffee out my nose at that one.

    No, no, SCO will get a footnote buried in the middle of the financial section, unless someone tries to spin it as somehow involving piracy.

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    "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
  144. Re:Settling? Not a chance. by plover · · Score: 1
    While I was still young and naive, I would have believed you. Even now, I want to agree completely with you that IBM values their reputation more than the almighty buck.

    But businesses are run for money and by money. I've seen outrageous things take place in the name of money, where reviews are driven by cost-avoidance above all else. Remember, managerial jobs are not measured by customer satisfaction: They are measured by budgetary acumen. Picture this mythical performance review: "You pissed off 100 customers who have sworn blood oaths that they'll never return to your store, and who have pledged their childrens' children will never see the inside of your buildings in their lifetime? Hey, you did it within budget! Congratulations, here's your bonus."

    It may not be that bad, but you need to understand that IBM has no doubt carefully measured the cost of the lawsuit versus the cost of settling. If they thought a settlement wouldn't damage them too badly (by whatever yardstick they use to measure damage,) I think they probably would have.

    I'd like to believe that IBM has enough upper management who still have the longevity to understand reputation capital, and who will Do The Right Thing. They certainly used to, because they leveraged it so successfully in the opposite direction for so many years. After all, IBM elevated the practice of FUD to an art form in the 1960, and the carrot to FUD's stick is reputation. But the bottom line is always a consideration in business -- Right Thing or not.

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  145. Re:Settling? Not a chance. by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
    I imagine early on that they might have been willing to sit down with SCO. No-one likes litigation. It's expensive and potentially damaging.

    The trouble is that this has now gone so far and become so public in the computer world that I think that IBM really want that judgement that says "not guilty". What's that worth to IBM? Probably more than SCO could offer them in financial settlement.

    Unless SCO does have something on IBM, SCO are dead in the water. They won't have enough money to settle, and if they lose, the share price will collapse to near 0, and IBMs counterlitigation will wipe them out.

  146. Re:Settling? Not a chance. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I'm not young or naive, nor am I unfamiliar with IBM's culture, executive management, and approach to IP litigation.

    The cost of litigating *this* lawsuit were no doubt weighed against the costs of settling *this* lawsuit and any shakedown attempts that would inevitably follow in any of IBM's businesses, as well as the damage to IBM's customer relationships done by a settlement.

    Settling a lawsuit such as this would have lasting negative effects on IBM's business ... which is why the bottom-line considerations, in addition to the softer "reputation" considerations lead me to believe the IBM would not have settled this.