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  1. Re:Algorithms on "Evolved" Caches Could Speed the Net · · Score: 1
    It seems to make sense to me, if only because the two are complimentary problems.

    Yeah, but with caching, if you're wrong, you only get a performance hit. With GC, if you're wrong, your program crashes. Not quite complementary, or even complimentary to you if your GC fails!

    --Rob

  2. Re:Thus the phrase... on EPA Fuel Economy Myth: Too High, Too Low? · · Score: 1
    because it's light and areodynamic, not because it's a hybrid.

    Not a good argument for a Prius, if it only works well on Mars.

    --Rob

  3. Re:As a UK radio ham on Utility Cuts Short BPL Trial · · Score: 2, Funny
    large bandwidth over this kind of wires cause interference to just about everything, not just few hobbists.

    Nasty hobbists! Greedy hobbists! Smeagol should KILL the nasty hobbistses!

    --Rob

  4. Re:Forget Metric, Modern Physics! on Our Friend, The Meter · · Score: 1
    Actually, if you want to go Physical with measurements, let's use the Planck units of length, time, and mass. The Planck length and time are (not rigorously speaking) the smallest possible measurements, while the Planck mass is the largest mass you can fit in a Planck space-time interval.

    You take the universal constants G, h-bar, and c, and manipulate them until you get your unit.

    G is 6.674*10^11 m^3/kg*s^2
    c is 2.998*10^8 m/s
    h-bar is 6.626*10^-34 kg m^2/s

    Interestingly enough, you don't use Planck's constant, h, but Dirac's constant, h-bar (which is h/2*pi). I'll use the letter H in the below equations to stand in for h-bar.

    And so, the Planck length is: sqrt(GH/c^3) = 1.6*10^-35 m
    The Planck time is: sqrt(GH/c^5) = 5.4*10^-44 s
    The Planck mass is: sqrt(cH/G) = 2.1*10^-8 kg

    Now, let's name some prefixes:

    10^34 = "slasha"
    10^43 = "dotta"

    Now let's also give better names to the measures:

    Planck length = a hair
    Plank time = a jiffy
    Plank mass = a big

    So a meter is 6.25 slashahairs, a second is 1.85 dottajiffies, and a kilogram is 47.6 megabigs.

    I'll post this in a few dekadottajiffies, so everyone within 125 megaslashahairs can read this.

    --Rob

  5. Re:On in the US on Our Friend, The Meter · · Score: 1
    They just shook their heads and said that the metric system is so much better. Personally, I agree... but it's hard to change what you first learn. That's why I give it another 40 years...

    You mean 4 dekayears, you archaism!

    --Rob

  6. Re:Add some sort of movement detector on Setting Up Mac OS X for a Teenage Coffeehouse? · · Score: 1
    so Fonzie can get free credit when he kicks it. Aaaaaaaaaaaay!

    At last! Someone on /. from my generation! We can get together and help each other eat!

    --Rob

  7. Re:hhmmm... on 80,012 Text Messages In One Month · · Score: 1
    IMO, the current chaos is created by the "all you can eat" mentality.

    Which is wrong... exactly why?

    Tragedy of the Commons, maybe?

    --Rob

  8. PCS? on Shrek 2 How-To · · Score: 1
    I think they should package their software and sell it as "Pr0n Construction Set".

    --Rob

  9. Re:WTF is a "canola" seed? on Monsanto Wins Case Over Patented Canola · · Score: 1
    The term "canola" is a bastardization of "Canadian Oil", used by canadian growers in place of the less consumer-friendly name of the actual crop "rapeseed".

    That's a particularly apt name for Monsanto's product.

    --Rob

  10. Re:Then stay out of 'corporate' America on Corporate Work in the US vs. Canada? · · Score: 1
    Its MUCH different then the big coproprates.

    Prates made of shit?

    --Rob

  11. Re:Enough with the overreactions on Comcast Fires TechTV Staff · · Score: 2, Funny
    Some of you can apply for your old jobs back, but the descriptions may change, andy you will have to move to LA. It's been great working with you

    Man, I hate when they only offer the relocation package to one guy named Andy.

    --Rob

  12. ob. AYBABTU reference on The Only Way Microsoft Can Die is by Suicide · · Score: 1
    Missing the boat means a zig that threatens the heart of Windows, probably associated with a hardware platform shift.

    Linus: It's you!

    Gates: How are you gentlemen? All your platform are belong to us.

    Linus: Move every zig.

    Gates: Ha ha ha.

    --Rob

  13. Re:What kind of logic is this?! on Pearl, a Robot for the Elderly · · Score: 2, Funny
    People throw their parents into homes and shrug them off until they're dead.

    They're called geriatric concentration camps. They give me the creeps.

    --Rob

  14. Hard-drive crash? on Pearl, a Robot for the Elderly · · Score: 1
    as well as a serious hard-drive crash last year

    Ahhhh, I've fallen! And I can't get up!

    --Rob

  15. Loud fans in switches on Gigabit Networking for the Home? · · Score: 1
    I have a Linksys 8 port gigabit switch and I can definitely confirm that it's a bit of a beast when it comes to noise (for a switch anyway).

    I have one of those noise cancellation devices that reverses the phase of sound to cancel it out. I pointed it at the Linksys, and it made the switch a whole lot quieter.

    Only problem is, the noise canceller has a noisy fan in it.

    --Rob

  16. Re:The Sky is Always Falling on How India is Saving Capitalism · · Score: 1
    You know, there's a similar situation going on in the farming industry. It's been declining since the 70s - THE 1770s.

    I think I'd be pretty happy if it took the US IT industry 200 years to die, instead of 10 years.

    --Rob

  17. Re:One must remember on How India is Saving Capitalism · · Score: 1
    The whole thing's turning into a nasty slipperly slope, and I wonder where it'll all end.

    In the icy pond at the bottom?

    --Rob

  18. Re:Morally? on How India is Saving Capitalism · · Score: 1
    From purely capitalistic point of view, the moral thing to do is to maximize profits in short term

    That's called the fallacy of reification -- using a word, in this case, "moral", invalidly. One may as well argue that to a killer, the moral thing to do is murder as many people as possible, and therefore killing people, objectively, is good.

    --Rob

  19. Stephen King's "The Shinning" on Latest Chernobyl Motorcycle Photos · · Score: 1
    I have never heard of radiation producing visible evidence (immediately, that is), but then again, there was a lot of it. What is this "shinning" all about?

    It's telepathy.

    --Rob

  20. Re:Inevitable on U.S. Home Internet Access up to 75% · · Score: 1
    How can we not be "connected"? Its become narly manditory (if not already so) for secondary schools to teach internet skills.

    ...but apparently not to teach English skills. :P

    --Rob

  21. Re:why not take it to the next LEVEL?!?! on Trekkie Communicators Now a Reality · · Score: 1
    now you can smack your communicator and... you could smack it up and...

    Why stop there? You could just up and smack your communicator! Bad communicator!

    --Rob

  22. Update to firmware: location on Trekkie Communicators Now a Reality · · Score: 2, Funny
    I heard the next release is going to include a tracking system, so you can also ask where someone is.

    "Computer, locate Dr. Vidal!"

    Dr. Vidal is taking a dump in the third floor men's lavatory.

    --Rob

  23. Just deal with it on Using Employee-Owned Technology in the Workplace? · · Score: 1
    There's a saying that goes, "You will get exactly what you want."

    In this case, I think you should implement the policy to the letter, and let the company get exactly what it wants. Namely, untimely notification of problems.

    --Rob

  24. Re:Poodle Two? on Beagle 2 Failure Theories · · Score: 1
    I just figured it had run off with a poodle, until I learned that there are no poodles on Mars. Then I though it landed in a puddle, until I was told there are no puddles on Mars. I guess that rules out a poodle puddle too.

    ...and then I realized that it probably had to take a piddle. And that was the reason. It was a poodle piddle puddle.

    --Rob

  25. Re:Comments from someone who's been studying this on Science of the coin-toss: Bias in Heads-or-Tails · · Score: 3, Interesting
    broothal said:

    Of course I wont reveal the secret, but I can tell you this: he's wrong. The dirty work does not happen in the toss. The coin actually do spin, and the secret move is done at an offbeat moment.

    And then pendersempai foolishly responded:

    When you catch the coin, feel it with your finger. If it is right-side-up, just open your hand. Otherwise, slam it down on your opposite wrist, which flips it over.

    pendersempai, I think those are Templar Knights knocking at your door...

    --Rob