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  1. Re:"Progress"? on Can Your ATM Play Beethoven? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The same happened to me in central England.

    I just received my new card and had memorised the PIN number, and went to withdraw money. Three times I tried to enter my PIN and the amount of money I want to withdraw. Each time the machine refused to accept the transaction. After the third time, the machine swallowed my card, telling me to contact the bank. So I call them up, and am told "our machine automatically shreds any card after three unsuccessful attempts and sends an electronic notification to your bank", we can't do anything. So I call up my bank, and they tell me I can't get a new card until they written notification from the machine owners. Neither would talk to the other. In the end, I had to pretend that I had lost my card in order to get a replacement.

    It seems to me to be more of dodgy protocol implementations rather than anything else.

  2. Re:"Progress"? on Can Your ATM Play Beethoven? · · Score: 1

    I've been wondering about that as well. Even the ATM machines with monochrome screens seem to have redundant menus. For example:

    *Please insert your card for service*

    [I Insert card]

    *Your bank will not charge you for using this service. Please press OK to continue*

    [I press OK]

    *Please enter your PIN*

    [I enter my PIN]

    *Would you like to see your balance?*

    [I press NO]

    *Please select the service you wish to use:
    *[ ] Balance
    *[ ] Withdrawal with receipt
    *[ ] Withdrawal without receipt
    *[ ] Receipt only

    [I press one of the withdrawal options]

    *Please select one of the following:*
    *[ ] 10 pounds
    *[ ] 20 pounds
    *[ ] 30 pounds
    *[ ] 40 pounds
    *[ ] 50 pounds
    *[ ] Other amount

    And after that you get your money, you may just get an advert asking whether you are interested in loans, mortgages or savings accounts before you get your card back.

    Menu systems were definitely much simpler ten years ago. To make a transaction all you only had to insert the card, enter your PIN, and the amount of money to withdraw. And that was the transaction complete.

  3. It's only right... on CPA Googles For His Name, Sues Google For Libel · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's only right that Google should validate the truth of every one of the six billion pages indexed by their system. After all, eager minds want to know:

    Who really killed JFK, did Tammy really make out with Nick at the end of the high school prom, and whether UFO's, the Lock Ness Monster, bigfoot, black triangles and the chucacubra really exist or not. This could save so much effort and time wasted on speculation and controversy.

  4. Re:Stick to hardware routers and firewalls... on "Witty" Worm Wrecks Computers · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I cannot begin to imagine the pleasure and joy of having to program/burn/flash/install the latest versions of the Internet Explorer/Outlook Express BIOS ROMS every time a new security update came out. Having my mortal flesh torn apart by hooks would be less painful. Although, having PC's go back to the days of ROM cartridges wouldn't be too bad. Maybe this could happen when 1 Gigabyte ROM's become commoditized.

  5. Any specials today....? on Live Chat Salespeople On Web Sites · · Score: 3, Funny

    Reminds me of a hotel stay I once had. Spending the weekend at the swimming pool, I'm walking past the 'massage room', when one of the elegant ladies arriving for work, goes bounding up to her friend at the desk and asks eagerly "Any specials for me?". Recounting this to my parents, they explain exactly what a "special" was. Some time later, I'm going to a restaurant for a meal with friends, and we go up to the food bar. The waitress acts "Would anyone like a special?". I'm lost for words.

  6. I can't wait to see the road signs.... on Worlds Largest Scale Model Solar System? · · Score: 1

    Hopefully they'll add road signs on the freeways

    Pluto
    400,000,000 miles

  7. Re:who will play the Master ? on New Dr Who Actor Named · · Score: 1

    From watching the reruns of Dr Who on TV, the best actor for the Master would be Deacon in Waterworld (Dennis Hopper), who also played the bomber in Speed (that punchline "it's interactive TV, Jack") was the ultimate in evil.

  8. Cheap 'all your base are belong to us' joke on SCO Aims For The Feds · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...All your beowolf clusters are belong to us...

  9. Shrinking the national debt... on Small Change, and Other Physics Fun · · Score: 4, Funny

    With some slight modifications, this technique could be used to shrink the national debt.

  10. Re:Readers might also enjoy ... other numbers on Everything and More · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I just thought they would make an interesting comment - I won't link to any commercial sites in the future.

  11. Re:Readers might also enjoy ... other numbers on Everything and More · · Score: 4, Informative

    A History of Pi" really satiated my appetite.

    e: The story of a number really expanded my mind.

    An imaginary tale really grabbed my imagination.

  12. Re:may I be the first to say on FCC to Regulate 'Profane' Speech · · Score: 3, Funny

    For a moment, I thought the article read "FCC are to regulate profound speech", but then I realized we already have such a system.

  13. The annual convention of conspiracy theorists... on 'Civilization on Mars' Claims Debunked · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...has been cancelled due to unknown forces trying to keep the truth hidden from the people.

  14. Re:Greatest. Idea. Ever. (NOT) on Phoenix DRM Reads Your E-Mail · · Score: 1

    Taking this to the logical conclusion, we keep extending the BIOS until it's a fully featured OS in it's own right, and we won't need the other one that comes pre-installed on PC systems.

  15. Re:which crime? Probably Entrapment on Anti-piracy Vigilantes Tracking P2P Users · · Score: 1

    Bollocks.

    I agree. The same thing happens in our city. There was a wave of delivery truck lootings for technology companies, so a sting operation was set up. Regular trucks were filled with cops hiding behind empty boxes. The truck would be parked outside the company, with the driver getting out and walking to the reception. On occasions the looters would go by, try to see if the truck was unlocked, and then try and lift the goods.

    After being caught, the defence lawyers tried to argue that this was entrapment.

  16. Re:which crime? Probably Entrapment on Anti-piracy Vigilantes Tracking P2P Users · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Probably "entrapment". An equivalent situation would be if the local law enforcement decided to leave a palette of boxed electrical goods on the street (let's say laptops or toasters), but which had wireless surveillance cameras built in. Once turned on, the machine would then broadcast images of the users back to headquarters. The authorities would then claim they had captured photographs of known thieves. Is that fair?

  17. Re:Sharing Trojans on Anti-piracy Vigilantes Tracking P2P Users · · Score: 3, Interesting

    why people would continue to share these programs once they realised they contained a trojan

    When P2P file-sharing programs are in use, the users are usually downloading bucket-fulls of stuff. So between the time the download of the file has been completed, and the time that the file is unzipped and run, there is a window of opportunity for re-distribution to take place. Given the small size of the file, it would probably be ignored until the download of larger files such as movies and warez has been completed, if not forgotten entirely.
    (Like your looters or panic-buyers during a power cut - they're grabbing everything they can get their hands on, because it's there for the taking, not because it's of any practical use to them).

  18. Re:I work for an ISP... on Broadband Access Leading to Internet Breakdown? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...And every little old lady that comes in and purchases a DSL circuit for email makes me cringe.

    My retired neighbors are all getting DSL, so they can videophone their children, organise community web pages and brush up on their card games. So there are practical reasons why they want DSL.

    But it completely amazes me that home computers come configured with so many open TCP/IP ports. Rather than having the various services disabled as default, the recommended solution is to require even more software (firewalls, virus scanners, adfilters, ... ).

  19. Or a manhole cover... on UFO Streaks Through Martian sky · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... which achieved Mars orbit after reaching escape velocity during nuclear bomb tests in the 1950's.

  20. It wasn't a UFO, it was ... on UFO Streaks Through Martian sky · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... just another weather balloon.

  21. Re:Not as fast as Star Trek on Trekkie Communicators Now a Reality · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's obvious - they're listening for Sub-vocal commands.

  22. Re:Calm down on War of the Worlds Remake · · Score: 1

    "There have been several film and television versions of the novel"

    The television series got some interesting reviews here and here

    Although I don't think I'd want to collect every single orginal paper novel.

  23. Re:Microsoft must have a plan on Microsoft and EU Talks End · · Score: 4, Interesting

    however, they must have some kind of backup plan.

    Go running to Washington, and ask for a trade embargo to be imposed on European software?

  24. Has this been proposed as an ANSI standard yet... on PhatBot Trojan Spreading Rapidly On Windows PCs · · Score: 1

    ...I want to pre-order the book.

  25. Re:That's what I call a fan! on Tom's Hardware Investigates Michael's Computers · · Score: 1

    A ticking watch is about 20dB, and it's a log scale.

    How much is that in dollars? I have a broken watch and it's gold plated. Can we exchange?