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CPA Googles For His Name, Sues Google For Libel

fbform writes "Mark Maughan, an accountant, searched Google for his name on March 25 2003 and found some 'alarming, false, misleading and injurious' information about himself and his firm. Therefore, he is now suing Google, Yahoo (which used Google as its search engine at the time), AOL (for using Google to enhance its search results) and Time Warner (because they're the same company as AOL) for libel. Specifically, his lawyer John Girardi believes that Google's PageRank algorithm takes known good information and twists its context when displaying search results."

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  1. In related news... by gregwbrooks · · Score: 5, Funny

    Googling for "litigious schmuck" now turns up a new entry...

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    1. Re:In related news... by savagedome · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Although, GW and Michael Moore are still planning their miserable failure lawsuits!

    2. Re:In related news... by Alsee · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think you meant litigious schmuck

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    3. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately googlism.com hasnt heard anything about him yet.

    4. Re:In related news... by jhunsake · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually this search does turn up that he was in trouble before with the state: Mark+Maughan+cpa.

    5. Re:In related news... by c1ay · · Score: 4, Funny
      Does Utah allow gay marriage? I think Mr. Maughan and Darl would make a happy couple, and as litigious schmucks they'd probably avoid divorce. Anyone got Mark Maughan's email address?

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    6. Re:In related news... by dtfinch · · Score: 5, Funny
    7. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Mark Maughan, an accountant, is a tight ass muther fucker who fucks chickens and loves to kiss horses. He also is an AOL user and is into Tubgirl.

      He graduated from the University of Perversity in Las Vegas. And has a problem with long nose hairs and a short dick, which he is currently tring to solve with remidies sold via spam sites.

    8. Re:In related news... by billbaggins · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Google also knows how to spell his name... watch what happens when you commit a typo...

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    9. Re:In related news... by Skater · · Score: 1

      Utah might, but the Mormons don't! (Darl is Mormon. And "not acting in a manner befitting a Mormon," as I read somewhere.)

      --RJ

    10. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is he one of the slashdot editors or moderators?

    11. Re:In related news... by KrispyKringle · · Score: 5, Informative
      ``For purposes of settlement, Respondent admits the truth and accuracy of the allegations and charges in the Accusation. Respondent and his accountancy corporation engaged in the practice of public accounting with expired licenses.

      Respondent additionally failed to pay an administrative fine imposed by the Board for failing to supply the Board with copies of a financial report representing the highest level of service rendered, in accordance with Section 89.1 of the California Code of Regulations. Respondent's failure to pay the administrative fine caused the Board to withhold renewal of his CPA license.''

      I'd be tempted to point out that if he admits the claims are true, it wouldn't be libel. I know he claims that it's taken out of context, but I'm reasonably sure that context is unimportant; assuming a party has full rights to reproduce in part or in whole the information (which in this case Google does, since Mr. Maughan doesn't own the information being presented), I see no legal issues with reproducing it only in part. I thought that if it were factual, it would not be libel, regardless of context. Not positive, though.

      Either way, he clearly hopes for a quick settlement (though I don't think that will happen; precedence on this would just really hurt Google, so they're bound to fight it). No way this is going to help his reputation, after all.

    12. Re:In related news... by fiddlesticks · · Score: 3, Informative

      it's *exceedingly unlikely* that the Mark Maughan who's currently top of the google search is the same guy - a (US-based?) 'South Bay accountant' - who's suing google

      The top link returned atm takes you here (http://www.polo-gt.co.uk/mk4/mmaughan.htm - a UK site about VW Polo cars

      The UK Mark Maughan has a Mk 4 Polo, fyi.

      He's probably not a 'litigious schmuck'

    13. Re:In related news... by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny

      Here's some more alarming news for him: His computer is broadcasting an IP address! He should probably sue the Internet.

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    14. Re:In related news... by Repton · · Score: 2, Funny

      Funniest thing about that search --- underneath the GWB link is a Jimmy Carter link. Both are accompanied by a Google directory link.

      Jimmy Carter is under

      Society --> History

      George W. Bush is under

      Kids and Teens --> School Time
      :-)
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    15. Re:In related news... by red+floyd · · Score: 4, Informative

      For those of you who aren't in Los Angeles... The "South Bay" is the southern part of Los Angeles: The Redondo Beach/San Pedro/Long Beach area.

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    16. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He wants Google to stop using pagerank. Who would benefit form this I wonder?

      Suddenly, SCO seems only the beginning of a new road.

    17. Re:In related news... by netsharc · · Score: 0, Troll

      You misspelled "moron".

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    18. Re:In related news... by l810c · · Score: 4, Interesting
      This is funny, but it isn't.

      Put aside the joke and you have arguably one of the most powerful information tools in the history of internet (and the world?) being hijacked by it's own algorithms.

      There have been numerous stories here and else ware lately about tricking Google. Things like this and those search engine Spam sites are seriously starting to skew the intent of a search engine (i.e., provide links to relevant pages)

    19. Re:In related news... by cgenman · · Score: 1

      I can only imagine what the Google search for his name will turn up tomorrow. That should impress his clients.

      He's a bright boy.

    20. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Feel sorry for Jimmy Carter, He seems to be collateral damage.

    21. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, people like to game things. Next observation?

    22. Re:In related news... by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      Utah? That is really surprising to learn with the mormons and all.

    23. Re:In related news... by JonnyRo88 · · Score: 2, Funny

      How in the world did you find this one. It's freaking awesome.

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    24. Re:In related news... by scenic · · Score: 4, Insightful
      They're not really tricking the search engine... they're simply generating content. The search engine is picking up the fact that a lot of people believe a term is associated with a particular page...

      Isn't that what a search engine is supposed to do? I mean, if you search for a concept on the web, you should find what people believe is the relevant content for that term... it's not hijacking. It's simply reflecting the terms people use to refer to a particular page.

      To say that Google needs to do something about this is silly. The algorithms are working as intended. If you disagree with the opinion of the people making the connection between the term and the page, well, take it up with the people making the links or make your own links to the "right" place.

      Sujal

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    25. Re:In related news... by iamhassi · · Score: 1
      "Although, GW and Michael Moore are still planning their miserable failure lawsuits!"

      miserable failure google bombing:
      "The trick is possible because Google searches more than just the contents of web pages - it also counts how often a site is linked to, and with what words. Newsday newspaper says as few as 32 web pages with the words "miserable failure" link to the Bush biography. "

      just another reason I don't have a personal website...

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    26. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If i could mod you up to +6, i would.

    27. Re:In related news... by l810c · · Score: 3, Insightful
      They're not really tricking the search engine... they're simply generating content.

      Huh?

      Check out this page which is promoting bombing Michael Moore. I use this page as it is a nice antithesis to the Bush search. I don't care whom it refers to, just that it is wrong.

      From the site:
      Once you have signed up construct a simple website, fill it up with your shopping list, a log of what you had for lunch or whatever, it doesn't matter (or how about a nice Glenn Beck fan site, but please

      When you update your website, which should be a couple of times a week, be sure to include the following HTML at some point:

      Michael <a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com/" title="Miserable Failure">"Miserable Failure"</a> Moore

      These people are clearly Not providing content, but Are Tricking Google. And they(Google) Should do something about it.

    28. Re:In related news... by Ark42 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow. How did that happen?

      Here's the lucky link:
      http://www.google.com/search?q=bastards&btnI=I%27m +Feeling+Lucky

    29. Re:In related news... by Flamingcheeze · · Score: 1
      If you ask me, that's not "bombing" Michael Moore... it's promoting him. If this Glenn Beck guy is trying to do him harm, the "miserable failure" would seem to describe his effort.

      Michael Moore should pay this idiot for advertising. The more people read his site, the more his cause is helped.

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    30. Re:In related news... by Alex+Belits · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Darl is not acting in a manner befitting a moron"?

      I strongly disagree.

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    31. Re:In related news... by scenic · · Score: 2, Insightful
      right, but what's wrong with that? Let me put this another way: What should Google do about it?

      The algorithm is working as well as it's supposed to. People are generating content in the sense that they are posting an opinion on the web about Michael Moore and the search term. Why is that Google's problem?

      Sujal

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    32. Re:In related news... by The+Snowman · · Score: 1

      Thank you, I just added another Google bomb to my web site.

      Google and every other spider and spam bot in the universe crawls my site at least a million times a day (seriously, my web logs are about 80 kb/day and half of that is bots) looking for links... helloooooo Google bombs!

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    33. Re:In related news... by l810c · · Score: 1
      What should Google do about it?

      Change their algorithm

      Why is that Google's problem?

      It may soon be their problem monetarily. IMHO, they made a Huge mistake in not having their IPO earlier as their 'superior technology' is increasingly being compromised.

      I personally see this as a Huge Growing Problem that will rival Email Spam and Virii/Worms in the coming months as a detriment to productivity/commerce/etc on the internet. If 50%+(don't know the actual #, but it's probably close) rely on a particular site to search for information and that site has serious flaws which are increasingly being compromised and exploited, there is a problem ahead; a Big One.

    34. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      scenic is right. you are wrong.

    35. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Change their algorithm

      Um, to what?

      they made a Huge mistake in not having their IPO earlier

      Why do you think the promise of an IPO motivates Google in any manner?

    36. Re:In related news... by BlueCup · · Score: 3, Informative

      They more or less created it. One of the factors that goes into Googles ability to search are the words inbetween the link tags. Get enough people to link to sco with the word bastards as the description, and that word will pull up the site.

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    37. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Jimmy Carter is under
      Society --> History
      George W. Bush is under
      Kids and Teens --> School Time
      Note that is what both were doing on 9/11/01.
    38. Re:In related news... by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      Put aside the joke and you have arguably one of the most powerful information tools in the history of internet (and the world?) being hijacked by it's own algorithms.

      The people at Google have a lot of tools, and they are constantly considering adjustments. This is just a temporary effect due to the current algorithms -- or at least due to how people think it works. Google will improve its results, which will alter such games.

      Just remember that Google has people who work daily with many aspects of such technologies. They might even reduce the problem with a non-technical method, such as something with a psychological effect or an addition to some search results. I'm not about to underestimate them.

      A result about the search itself could be a game of its own, such as a scorecard or game table showing who is playing what kinds of games with the current search, with the situation being obvious and making it easy to opt out and get on with the task at hand.

    39. Re:In related news... by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 1

      Googling for his firm "Brown & Maugham" turns up this libel case from 1837 Australia. In that case the printer was warned by the court that if Messrs. Brown or Maughan had died in a duel, he would have been hanged for printing the libelous material.

    40. Re:In related news... by bayvult · · Score: 1
      Your mistake is that the logical NOT doesn't apply here. You advocate simply absolving Google of any responsiblity for the problem - because Google is just machines running algorithms, right?

      It's a cute picture, but it's wrong. Every search engine should be tweaking its algorithms to give the users better (or less crappy) results. Google says it is. Therefore it's introducing human judgements and values.

      That's what we do when we create machines, or software, whether we're aware of it or not. You're just as responsible for the consequences of your code as a programmer at Microsoft, or a hypothetical programmer who codes a car's Cruise Control to turn left every 1,000th mile. :)

      You can argue Google is doing a good job, or a bad job, but you can't argue that it can't take responsibility for its value judgements. And you can't wish objections away as 'silly'.

      ...To say that Google needs to do something about this is silly

      The remedy you propose is like telling people to jump out of the way when the J.Random Car makes its Cruise Control Left Turn. Hey, too bad you've been run over, pal! OK, you say - it's not the car maker's fault.

      ... The algorithms are working as intended.

      So let's fix the humans who keep getting run over by random cars? Google's algorithms change every month or two. Some aspects of the algorithm (linkmaps) that worked as intended in 1998 don't work when the Web's full of people trying to rig Google's linkmap algorithm. But they aren't going to go away by wishing them away.

      One of your 'solutions' is cute too:

      ... or make your own links to the "right" place.

      Great! I'll ask my Mom to start a link farm now. Making the Web a safer place by giving everyone a nuclear weapon is a pretty interesting idea. But in the end it's going to be won by the people with the money, time and determination to build and fire the biggest arsenals.

    41. Re:In related news... by netsharc · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, even the morons don't want to be classified as the same with him. :)

      Alas, I've been modded a troll, oh well, Slashdot a place where you have to explicitly mention to the readers "It's a joke, son."

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    42. Re:In related news... by briansz · · Score: 1

      I humbly submit the idea of applying Slashdot-style moderation to search-engine page rankings.

      The search engine spam sites on the first page of a Google lookup are getting annoying.

    43. Re:In related news... by ThumbSuck · · Score: 1

      The top link returned atm takes you here (http://www.polo-gt.co.uk/mk4/mmaughan.htm - a UK site about VW Polo cars I also would consider suing something if I was somehow linked to 1.0 litre polo cars.

    44. Re:In related news... by Asic+Eng · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Well Google's algorithm is not supposed to reflect people's opinion about something. Sure they may try to find out that opinion and use it as input to their algorithm, but that's not the goal. The goal is to provide suitable hits for a query. When I type in "ferrari motor racing" I'm not interested in getting a site of the united pedestrian movement, no matter whether they have a strong opinion on Ferraris or not.

      Why is that Google's problem?

      Well initially it's my problem: I type in what I'm looking for, I'm not getting the sites which would be suitable for the query (or I'm getting results which are buried under lots of other stuff). The result of that is Google's problem: I'm using other search engines - once enough people do that it decreases their ad revenue.

    45. Re:In related news... by Ralph+Yarro · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I personally see this as a Huge Growing Problem that will rival Email Spam and Virii/Worms in the coming months as a detriment to productivity/commerce/etc on the internet.

      That's very nice but you still haven't identified what the Huge Growing Problem us or why it will be detrimental to anything. If a huge number of people do claim a relationship between the term "Miserable Failure" and Michael Moore (or George Bush, 1810c, Jesus Christ or even Ralph Yarro) then why shouldn't Google reflect that?

      I can see concern about a single site being able to hijack search terms, that's a genuine problem imho, but if lots of people link a particular term with a particular subject, even if they do so consciously rather than subconsciously, then it seems entirely appropriate for it to show up in the search results.

      Can you think of any harm that's been caused so far? If so then please give examples, or is it just that you envisage harm to come? If so then please give putative examples. I'd really like to understand your point.

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    46. Re:In related news... by scenic · · Score: 1
      On the contrary, that's what makes PageRank valuable... by using the terms used by people to link to a particular page, they reflect real phrases used by real people to refer to a particular page. Whether your particular search is satisfied is a different problem that I just don't think is really affected much...

      Why?

      Because I haven't see these problems affecting Google results in a meaningful way... I have yet to actually search for a google bombed topic.. I mean, who actually searches for miserable failure? When someone starts google bombing "mozilla oji domain validation bug" I'll get worried...

      Sujal

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    47. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, just like the "bastards" bomb really helps out GWB! (lol)

    48. Re:In related news... by devnulljapan · · Score: 1

      I'd just like to add Glenn"Miserable Failure" Beck

      Have a nice day ;-)

    49. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he was a good and decent human being.

      a lousy president though.

    50. Re:In related news... by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The algorithm is working as well as it's supposed to. People are generating content in the sense that they are posting an opinion on the web about Michael Moore and the search term. Why is that Google's problem?

      It's not a real problem in this specific case. But the same methods are used by any number of jerks promoting their websites (particularly porn) who create link farms with likely search terms all pointing to their page.

    51. Re:In related news... by RobertFisher · · Score: 1

      Sujal :

      Your point is well-taken. Stated simply, in your view, contextual phrases should be ranked according to usage.

      But how are we to weigh the usage? Is every hit on every webpage of equal statistical relevance -- whether it is the New York Times or a random blogger?

      The obvious answer is that, no, if one wants a meaningful search, some sites are more statistically relevant and should be weighted as such.

      But if they are to be weighted, how? Does the NYT carry 10, 10^3, 10^6 times the relevance of a blogger? This factor is tied in in some fashion to how many sites link back to the site in question. But it can be washed out if a sufficiently large number of low-relevance sites are included. Hence we have phenomena such as Google bombing.

      Although right now these effects are of "zero measure" (in Google's claim), I think the problem is continuously increasing, as people become aware of how Google operates, and can influence searches. For instance, it is easily conceivable to me that the first 10-20 searches of a third party political candidate could be swamped out by a highly devoted Google bombing on the part of his political rivals. That would be a serious misrepresentation of information, with potentially huge impact on the rest of us.

      Bob

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    52. Re:In related news... by Fermier+de+Pomme+de · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The obvious answer is that, no, if one wants a meaningful search, some sites are more statistically relevant and should be weighted as such.

      Hold on a second. The obvious anwer may be 'NO' but it is not the correct answer. One of the greatest things about Google (and the web) is that you can find opinions that don't usually get mainstream visibility.

      If you want to know what the NYT or some other mainstream news provider thinks then restrict your search to their site.

      If you are searching for X and get a bunch of links to 'Anti X' then spend some time and learn how to refine your search. (Not your complaint but mentioned above.)

      I could see Google allowing you to build a profile of sites that you view as important/trustworthy (or building one for you as you surf) but to suggest that this profile is somehow appropriate for everyone is a more than a little self-centered. Maybe you could pick a canned profile and work from there.

      The idea behind page rank is that the links determine the significance of the site. If the current implementation of page rank is being abused then I'm sure Google will make attempts to change the implementation to prevent the abuse. Whether or not they succeed is anyone's guess.

    53. Re:In related news... by flossie · · Score: 1
      The search engine spam sites on the first page of a Google lookup are getting annoying.

      Then report them and help make the searches better.

    54. Re:In related news... by instarx · · Score: 1

      that's what makes PageRank valuable... by using the terms used by people to link to a particular page, they reflect real phrases used by real people to refer to a particular page

      By your logic aircraft hijackers have just as much right to take the plane to Cuba as the others on the plane have to get to the destination printed on the ticket - after all, the hijackers are passengers too, and have their own destination preferences. Why should the other passengers complain that the plane didn't go to the destination they expected?

      Additionally, your statement that these are real people using real phrases is not always true. When I am searching for a particlar term I far too often get links to pages with "Reviews of X" or "Best prices for X" and when I go to that page there is absolutely nothing there about it. Even when I type in a complex search term I still get hijacked links to common words in the phrase. Clearly the companies are manipulating Google results using PageRank to get you to their site at any cost. Epinions, Kelkoo and Amazon are among the largest abusers of the PageRank system in this way. I assume they have thousands of bogus pages posted somewhere with tens of thousands of links from common words to their site but with no real information.

    55. Re:In related news... by Zeinfeld · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Funniest thing about that search --- underneath the GWB link is a Jimmy Carter link. Both are accompanied by a Google directory link.

      Funny thing about the links is that neither looked particularly miserable. Carter looked like he was in a toothpaste commercial.

      Bush always has an idiotic smirk on his face. His abysmal failures don't seem to upset him at all. The fact that 3/11 took place because we spent all the time and resources settling old Bush family scores rather than eliminating Bin Laden does not trouble him in the least. The sad fact is that the villified French are putting more effort into catchin Bin Laden than the US.

      Bush hash trashed the economy and failed to stop the terrorists, but he got a huge tax cut for corporate fat cats and settled the score with Saddam. So he thinks he is a huge success

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    56. Re:In related news... by frisket · · Score: 1
      ...picking up the fact that a lot of people believe a term is associated with a particular page

      Then the algorithm is incorrect and should not be used. Just because "people believe" something is right doesn't make it right.

      ...reflecting the terms people use to refer to a particular page

      Searches which follow this path will be too wide (which is why you get so much rubbish off searches these days).

      Example: If people use the term "web sight" to mean "web site", they are simply wrong. The search should be rejected with an error message (not accepted with a query like Google currently does) and a "[sic]" button for experts meaning "Yes I know this looks silly but I really do mean it". A search engine which allows the conflation may be politically correct and tolerant, and probably makes the marketing droids happy, but ultimately this level of foolishness will backfire and the whole thing will become unusable.

      Google needs to fix this kind of error before Microsoft fires up their own search service. If they don't, I guarantee Google will be dead meat before the end of the year.

    57. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's completely obscure to me why "miserable failure" is at all relevant to Michael Moore. Given that his main aims in life appear to be (a) to sell lots of books and (b) to piss off lots of Republicans, he's really succeeding rather well on both counts. Even his enemies should be conceding that. He's anything but a failure.

      A far better term to google-bomb him with would have been something about lying, which is something his enemies can reasonably accuse him of. But I guess that choosing a different term to google-bomb him with would have required intelligence and imagination, which is something most right-wing trolls seem to lack.

    58. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      The idea behind page rank is that the links determine the significance of the site. If the current implementation of page rank is being abused then I'm sure Google will make attempts to change the implementation to prevent the abuse. Whether or not they succeed is anyone's guess.

      No, actually, it's Peter Norvig's guess. He's the Director of Search Quality for Google, and staying one step ahead of the link farms and Google bombers is what he and his team do for a living.

    59. Re:In related news... by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      Example: If people use the term "web sight" to mean "web site", they are simply wrong. The search should be rejected with an error message (not accepted with a query like Google currently does) and a "[sic]" button for experts meaning "Yes I know this looks silly but I really do mean it".

      And how is Google to know what people "mean" by their search terms? What about WebSight Design (in California), Web Sight Limited (in Britain), and other similar products and companies whose names play on these words? Suddenly people searching for them will no longer see their pages, they'll see an error message. Most people don't read error messages, so they'll never see the "[sic]" option and probably wouldn't think of clicking on it if they did.

      No, I think it works just fine the way it is, thank you.

    60. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bush hash trashed the economy...

      Ooh, what a clever reference to the War on Drugs!

    61. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are wrong Sujal. If your work hurts someone you are accoutable. If you algorithms hurt someone you are accoutable.

    62. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is that Google's problem?

      Because google is in the business of providing a search engine that is objectively, not relatively, useful, you fucking moron.

    63. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard that Mark Maughan can't have an orgasm, unless he kills a dog!

    64. Re:In related news... by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      Ooh, what a clever reference to the War on Drugs!

      What a great description of the Iraq fiasco.

      One thing is sure, we can't pretend that taking cocaine does not atrophy the intellect. Question is what Rummie, Wolfie and Perle were taking.

      It is now two years since the hunt for Bin Laden was wound down to concentrate resources on settling scores with Saddam.

      The Spanish have every reason to be pissed with the US. If Bin Laden and al Zawahiri had been eliminated 3/11 might have been prevented. Spain put itself in the line of fire by rounding up Al Qaeda operatives. Instead of holding up its end of the deal and hitting Al Qaeda hard the campaign was wound up as soon as the Taleban were displaced from power.

      After 9/11 The Bushies were bitterly critical of 'how little' Clinton had done against Al Qaeda. Fact is that much more was done to suppress Al Qaeda during 1999 and 2000 than the Bushies have done in the past two years.

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    65. Re:In related news... by TGK · · Score: 1

      No, that's a logical falacy called extending the point.

      You can't seriously be telling me that you see no moral, logical, or functional difference between posting a link with a certain title to associate an innocuous phrase with a public figures name and the violent hijacking of an aircraft, usualy involving the execution of one or more passengers. Can you?

      As for Amazon, Epinions, etc, a large number of sites link to these places for information on products they discuss. If I put a book review up on my website, you can be damn sure I'll link to either Amazon or the LOC. Given that you can't buy the book from the LOC I don't see a reason to do that.

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    66. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interestingly the same results are returned under 'barratrising baffoon'*

      *barratry
      n. creating legal business by stirring up disputes and quarrels, generally for the benefit of the lawyer who sees fees in the matter. Barratry is illegal in all states and subject to criminal punishment and/or discipline by the state bar, but there must be a showing that the resulting lawsuit was totally groundless. There is a lot of border-line barratry in which attorneys, in the name of being tough or protecting the client, fail to seek avenues for settlement of disputes or will not tell the client he/she has no legitimate claim.

    67. Re:In related news... by nautical9 · · Score: 1
      It's a direct result of this google bomb campaign: http://www.litigiousbastards.com/

      The original bomb was supposed to be both words (litigious bastards), but enough people made links to their site that both litigious and bastards point to SCO as the first hits.

      Two more examples of successful google bombs are French Military Victories (especially funny if you use Google's "I'm feeling lucky" button, like this), and Miserable Failure (this one used to have Bush as the first hit, but pro-bush folks seem to have pushed Michael Moore to number 1).

    68. Re:In related news... by tolan-b · · Score: 1

      Bush is coming top for me

    69. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      viruses, it's VIRUSES!

    70. Re:In related news... by scenic · · Score: 1
      nice... great to see the level of discourse remains as high as ever.

      Sujal

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    71. Re:In related news... by scenic · · Score: 1
      Oh come on... search engine != car cruise control... especially since I've yet to see a cruise control control steering. ;-)

      Who's getting run over in your analogy? I'm not following who the victim is that's getting "run over" in the Google case...

      Finally, I'm not arguing that Google is perfect or that they shouldn't pay attention to the google bombs or link farms... I'm sure they do (someone above linked to the person who is responsible for that). I'm simply arguing that it works well and that people who fret about the end of Google's value are overreacting.

      Sujal

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    72. Re:In related news... by scenic · · Score: 1
      who is getting hurt by page rank? hurt in the sense of real harm... I'm so confused by everyone equating losing a few places on Google's results to death or dismemberment...

      If you're talking about legal harm, then people should go ahead and sue... that's the whole point of the legal system. But to claim that google is broken or responsible for this guy's embarrassment is wrong.

      OK, this is getting tiring.

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    73. Re:In related news... by bayvult · · Score: 1
      Perhaps you don't realize that you were arguing that it wasn't Google's responsibility: the two suggestions you made for the problems to be fixed made the user responsible, and didn't require Google to fix anything.

      Which bit of the word responsibility don't you understand?

      Now that you've had a chance to think, and sort of worked out that your original position is absurd, how abut following through the consequences of your other suggestions, too?

      One is that every user will need to build their own link farm to re-weight an algorithm that Google shouldn't fix. Why is this good? Do you think it will happen? Do you still hold this view?

    74. Re:In related news... by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1

      I feel I should warn people that that link will crash Mozilla.

    75. Re:In related news... by syn3rg · · Score: 1, Insightful

      1.) the economy was already in decline in 4Q -2000
      2.) the "bubble" was already in decline 1Q-2001
      3.) 9/11 happened causing untold damage to an already declining economic problem that the President inhereted.
      The facts are without question.

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    76. Re:In related news... by stm2 · · Score: 1

      What is a google bomb?

      (regarding your logs, maybe you are loggin to much! :)

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    77. Re:In related news... by The+Snowman · · Score: 2, Informative

      What is a google bomb?

      Link to a URL with a specific bit of text between the "a" tags. If enough people do this, search engines such as Google equate the text and URL, so a search for the text brings up the link.

      (regarding your logs, maybe you are loggin to much! :)

      I do not log too much. Apache writes the web server logs, not me.

      I was trying to say that despite having nothing useful on my site, I get a ton of hits, and a whole bunch of those are bots and spiders.

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    78. Re:In related news... by instarx · · Score: 1

      Hmm, actually it is called an anaolgy. I didn't extend your point at all - I merely pointed out how a similar action involving a physical object is plainly seen as wrong.

      As for Amazon, Epinions, etc, a large number of sites link to these places for information on products they discuss.

      You can rationalize your postion all you want, but Google hits to Epinions, kelkoo and amazon pages that don't even exist result from clear manipulation of Google. Please tell me how legitimate links from legitimate pages could possibly take me to dynamically created pages on Amazon, Kelkoo and Epinions that have nothing to do with my search terms other than to say "No Reviews of X. Be the first to post a Review of X.". Are you really saying that there are lots of legitimate links out there pointing to those pages? Get real.

      You can't seriously be telling me that you see no moral, logical, or functional difference between posting a link with a certain title to associate an innocuous phrase with a public figures name and the violent hijacking of an aircraft, usualy involving the execution of one or more passengers.

      Sheesh! Talk about extending the point! Of course there are moral and functional differences between hijacking aircraft and hijacking google links - one involves aircraft and people and the other doesn't. Where you are correct is that I don't see a logical difference in the two (logical similarity is the point of an analogy after all). Don't make up statements by me and then try to discredit them - it only makes you look, well, dumb. Neither does making some absurd statements about passenger executions enhance your position.

      My analogy is actually quite good - taking a google search to a location entirely unexpected to the user but which is only of benefit to the hijacker is remarkably similar to commandeering an aircraft to take people to an unexpected physical location that is of benefit to the hijacker.

    79. Re:In related news... by zappy5000 · · Score: 1

      Hmmm....
      And a search of Harris InfoSource reveals that Brown & Maughan of Palos Verdes Peninsula is the HQ for the B&M CPAs in Fountain Valley that was charged. Palos Verdes is in the South Bay...
      Go figure, perhaps something at the satellite was unsavory unbeknownst to the HQ. OTH, perhaps they were 100% aware given that Harris says the offices combined moved $300-500K (300-500M for accountants) in sales last year.
      I'm betting these are one and the same organization!

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    80. Re:In related news... by zoloto · · Score: 1

      "Darl is not acting in a manner befitting a moron"?

      I strongly disagree.


      To which I'll replace moron with Mormon, and he's got it right. I think the church should reprimand him with 'conduct unbecoming a member' for all these frivilous lawsuits and accusations.

    81. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll sue you for misleading information! Don't you know it's "Click here!", not "Sue the internet!"!?!!

    82. Re:In related news... by big_daddy_mpd · · Score: 1

      So, the issue to me here, is that Google is simply reporting on someone's "opinion" on a subject. So, it's "libel" to report someone's opinion? Someone should tell www.epinions.com then, because they're in for big trouble. This guy needs to be told that bad word-of-mouth is simply a peril of business, and, that if he wishes to avoid that, he needs to take a look at his customer service and customer dispute practices. They obviously stink!

    83. Re:In related news... by TGK · · Score: 1
      The only two things these ideas have in common are the following.

      1.) People end up where they didn't mean to
      2.) The word is the same.

      Ignoring the second one, which is just a matter of semantics, you could then liken the following to the hijacking of an aircraft.

      1.) Getting bad directions
      2.) Being lost
      3.) Having a car break down
      4.) URL Forwarding

      But it is stupidity bordering on insanity to say that these are at all equivilent. The use of hijacking instead of something substantily more mundane such as giving bad directions is alarmist. You're trying to intensify your point by using a violent and terrifying crime rather than something much closer to the truth.

      The definition of analogy most pertinant to this discussion is as follows.

      A form of logical inference or an instance of it, based on the assumption that if two things are known to be alike in some respects, then they must be alike in other respects.


      Thus, it is very reasonable of me to assert that while hijacking and aircraft and hijacking a google search phrase both land people places they don't intend to go, the analogy fails because the two ideas are not in fact alike in any other way.

      There is a reason one of them is a topic of discussion on Slashdot and the other is a federal crime.

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    84. Re:In related news... by instarx · · Score: 1

      Your psuedo-logic is too bloody weird for me to respond.

    85. Re:In related news... by jethroT · · Score: 1
      The only two things these ideas have in common are the following. 1.) People end up where they didn't mean to 2.) The word is the same.
      There is more:

      3) There is someone (the hijacker) maliciously trying to redirect people for his own gain
      4) The hijacked people are using a service by an entity unrelated to the hijacker (google/airline), they have no relationship whatsoever with the hijacker nor do they usually want one.
      5) The hijackers goals are in conflict with the goals of the hijacked people.
      6) the hijacker needs the hijacked people for his goals.

      So for your examples:

      1) Getting bad directions.
      There is (usually) no maliciousness involved, and even then there is no gain for the hijacker. There is no third party involved, the hijacked is asking/contacting the hijacker directly
      2) Being lost.
      No malicious hijacker at all.
      3) Having a car break down
      dito
      4) URL Forwarding
      No malice, no conflict between the goals of hijacker and hijacked, no third party, the hijacked contacts the hijacker directly.

      Sure, I could also list some principal differences between the google and aircraft hijacking, the biggest IMHO: In aircraft hijacking the hijacker is actively involved in selecting the hijacked (but still, has no free choice among all people, he has to select among groups of airline passengers).
      But you can't dismiss the analogy so easily, there's a reason google hijacking is called hijacking. Seems some other people stumbled on this analogy too.

    86. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you follow the link in the parent post, the first search result returned points to the parent post! There's gotta be some kind of word for that, especially if you do it on purpose.

    87. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But of course, because this is even vaguely pro-bush, its left at 0. How soon till we see -1, republican?

    88. Re:In related news... by randomblast · · Score: 1

      wow, i just googled for my name, and i got a whole bunch of scarilly accurate stuff about ME :o

      imagine all the time the spooks could save just by googling for contacts instead of digging through psychological profiles...

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    89. Re:In related news... by ACPosterChild · · Score: 1

      The problem is that Google is intended for finding CONTENT on the web. The problem is that people are hijacking it in order to promote OPINIONS, and there's no way to put "not opinion" or "leave out friggin opinion, mkay?" in the search. It's corrupting the content.

      There is also the (more important) issue of one content provider playing tricks so that they are ranked higher, which you agreed is a problem.

    90. Re:In related news... by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      So, you don't like that "Miserable Failure" brings up, so far as I can tell, either GWBush or MMoore. Who/what do you think it should bring up?

      I really don't see this as a problem. Sure, knowing that lots of links using the same keywords means that if enough people all do it, those keywords will point to wherever people choose to point it - google will rank page at the top of the list.

      Is it interferring with normal usage of Google? I don't think so. Until I'd heard of the google-bomb, I wouldn't have had any idea of what "miserable failure" would point to - but I can't think of any reason I would have tried that search, either. Until I hear of google-bombs causing a problem (and "I think Brittany Spears is a bigger failure than X" isn't something I consider a problem) then I'm not going to worry about it.

      But if you want to fight back, use it against them. Convince enough people to quit pointing Miserable Failure at Bush/Moore and have them try this : Miserable Failure instead. All you have to do is convince everyone else that you are right, and you're set.

    91. Re:In related news... by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      Yes, people can (and do) attempt to screw things up. Google has a policy against that and a way to report pages that you feel are incorrect.

      What more do you want? Perfection from a program that has to index, store, and search every site on the net? And make it available to millions of people every day, for free? I'm amazed that they can do what they do at all. I'm sure that whoever sells them hardware is making a lot of money.

      More information can be found here and here.

    92. Re:In related news... by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      I didn't extend your point at all - I merely pointed out how a similar action involving a physical object is plainly seen as wrong.

      No, you started trolling and he bit.

    93. Re:In related news... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      What more do you want? Perfection

      I was responding to someone who wrote "The algorithm is working as well as it's supposed to." Which in cases such as I pointed out, it isn't. So I wasn't saying they aren't doing a great job, only that they have more to do.

    94. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) Bush turned an economic fluctuation into an economic crisis. If the deficit doesn't get fixed by the end of next year, it will be an economic catastraphy.
      2) The bubble had already burst, and had nothing to do with Bush. Why do you even bring this up?
      3) Bush had ample warning. It is really painful to admit it, but the events of the 11th of September could have been prevented. But in any case, 9/11 had nothing at all to do with the Iraq fisaco.

      The fact are without question, and when you quote them, without context.

    95. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about -1, offtopic whining?

  2. Isn't page rank dead? by nagora · · Score: 1
    I thought Google had scrapped it because it was being jigged by bloggers et al.

    TWW

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    1. Re:Isn't page rank dead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah, Google ditched the technology that helped get them famous. Right.

    2. Re:Isn't page rank dead? by DRUNK_BEAR · · Score: 5, Funny

      You mean this technology I presume...

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    3. Re:Isn't page rank dead? by WoTG · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nope. Without some form of page rank (where links count), search engine results would have to be based entirely on the content of the page - those were the really bad old days of hidden text, stuffed title tags, and the imfamouse "meta tags". I have a feeling some form of page rank will be with us for a long, long time.

    4. Re:Isn't page rank dead? by BizidyDizidy · · Score: 1, Interesting

      At least click the link, mods!

      Interesting?
      Informative?

      Here's interesting and informative:
      99% of Moderators can't change their own diapers

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    5. Re:Isn't page rank dead? by legality · · Score: 0

      The best part of that page is that there is a "We're Hiring" link on the bottom.

  3. This begs the question... by Spytap · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...how much of it was true? ;)

    1. Re:This begs the question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No it doesn't.

    2. Re:This begs the question... by dameron · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Moreso it begs the question of why you posted anonymously? The usage of this phrase has changed. Deal with it. We can't all live in the 20th century...

    3. Re:This begs the question... by gooberguy · · Score: 3, Troll

      Actually nothing your guys are talking about "begs the question." Begging the question is a logical fallacy. You are both raising the question, not begging it.

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    4. Re:This begs the question... by sittingbull · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You can't sue for Libel, or slander if the information is TRUE. This Mark fellow will lose big and fast and hard and deservingly.

      What triggered this post was "how much of it was true" -- Spytap is right. If true, Mark M. is up the creek w/o a lawsuit. If false, well thats not Google's problem.

    5. Re:This begs the question... by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Why on Earth would anyone care about what "begging the question" means. It's all about context dude. These days, "begging the question" means "...and so that leads us to wonder". End of story. Stop being a fucking prick.

    6. Re:This begs the question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Regarding your sig, your karma might be neutral because you're an idiot. Did you see the part in the parent post where he says, "The usage has changed. Deal with it."?

      No, you just reposted a link to the same material as the original pedantic fool. Either you're a moron or you're a troll (in which case, also a moron).

    7. Re:This begs the question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You can't sue for Libel, or slander if the information is TRUE. This Mark fellow will lose big and fast and hard and deservingly.

      That depends upon the jurisdiction. Liberace (sp?) won a couple of lawsuits where he claimed he was defamed (a component of both libel, and slander), when newspapers stated that he was a homosexual. Something that was demontrably true.

      A more pertinant question is why isn't he suing the owner of the webpage(s) in question? Other than the fact that they don't have deep pockets that is.

    8. Re:This begs the question... by the+gnat · · Score: 5, Informative

      Joking aside, the information he's unhappy about being listed for him included a .ca.gov site (which lists disciplinary proceedings). So it's already a matter of public record. I think he's suing because this is the first hit, which he claims is misleading. Well, it's in a public database - I actually think Google is doing us a service.

      Any competent judge will throw this out right away, same as happened to that Search King dickwad.

    9. Re:This begs the question... by 2short · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Something that was demontrably true."

      Actually, in the Liberace case, it was true, but NOT demonstrable (demonstrateable?). Which is why he won the case. In many juristdictions (Europe), simplistically speaking, the burden of proof is on the defendant in a libel case.

    10. Re:This begs the question... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Why on Earth would anyone care about what "begging the question" means.

      Perhaps one might wish to communicate clearly? I find that knowing the meaning of the words and phrases I use helps enormously with that goal.

      These days, "begging the question" means "...and so that leads us to wonder".

      In context, most educated readers can understand that that was the writer's intended message, yes. But another message comes through also: the writer is ignorant. (In that respect it is similar to using "I could care less," when in fact you mean "I couldn't care less"; or "I recommend you for doing that good deed" instead of "I commend you for doing that good deed.")

      If "I am ignorant" is part of the message you wish to communicate, by all means, continue to use "beg the question" to mean "raise the question." We'll know what you mean.

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    11. Re:This begs the question... by Unordained · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I would think that it wouldn't be slander/libel if the person providing the "information" believed it to be true, or did not know it to be false. It's not illegal to be wrong, but you can sue someone for willfully presenting as true something they know to be false (lying,) for the purpose of injuring you in some way (defamation.)

      As far as I know, you can't sue anyone for simply lying. (Holocaust denial, for example?) Truth-in-advertising is close to that, though it does contain a sense of profit/interest in the matter. (Defamation being assumed to provide advantages to the person lying.)

    12. Re:This begs the question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You can in New South Wales, Australia. Apparently there is also a requirement that what you say must be 'of public interest'. Consequently you can get sued for saying something perfectly true if the court judges that what you said was noone else's business.

      The big end of town (eg. Kerry Packer, a local billionare) uses it to squash criticism, and only voters who piss off the Packers are affected, so there is not much interest from the government, or pressure from the electorate, for the law to be changed.

    13. Re:This begs the question... by Lulu+of+the+Lotus-Ea · · Score: 2, Informative

      DO NOT MISUSE the phrase "begs the question"!

      Please, for the love of (insert thing loved), just write "demands to be asked" or "prompts the question" if that's what you mean.

      If you use "beg the question", PLEASE mean:

      1 : to assume as true or take for granted the thing that is the subject of the argument;
      2 : to dodge the issue.

    14. Re:This begs the question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The usage has not changed. Did you go to college?

    15. Re:This begs the question... by squiggleslash · · Score: 4, Informative
      Depends entirely on the juristiction, and the crime ultimately is based on the concept of defaming someone's character. Whether you did it deliberately, or thought you were telling the truth, doesn't mean you didn't defame someone - they're still defamed, just as if I kick you in the testicles (or equivalent pain-sensitive appendage), it still hurts, regardless of whether it was deliberate or not.

      This has lead to some interesting situations in Britain where the "defendent has to prove innocence" rules that pecularily apply to libel (well, in fairness, the prosection does have to prove the defendent made the allegation, and that it harmed the reputation of the person the defendent is being accused of having libelled, but once that's proved, the onus is on the defendent to prove the allegation is true.) I'm aware, for example, of cases where a libel case defendent won on the grounds that the person "libelled" didn't have a reputation to begin with - Derek Jameson, a newspaper editor, lost a case for that reason and there are more extreme cases that have never reached court. If I were to falsely accuse a convicted rapist of raping someone, that person would have a hard time bringing a libel case against me.

      Likewise the theoretical possibility of cases where someone makes a true, provable, accusation, and loses a libel case (with the court agreeing that the allegation is true) is a possibility. The only cases I can think of off the top of my head never went to court. Accuse someone of being a liar or fraud over something trivial ("He is a liar your honour, someone told me he ducked out of their party early feigning illness, and then turned out to have gone to another later that evening!") in the context of something serious, and you could be in a whole heap of trouble.

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    16. Re:This begs the question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Words mean nothing. Only the concepts behind them are important. Therefore it dosn't matter how you convey those concepts if both parties understand what they are talking about. Some of us have bilt in error correction. You are apparently flawed.

    17. Re:This begs the question... by bwy · · Score: 1

      On top of that, to be libel, you acutally have to say something or write something don't you?

      Unless I'm missing something, isn't suing Google about like suing the card catalog at your local library? Well, I guess you'd have to sue the library, but you get the picture. This is assuming libraries even still have card catalogs- but again you get the point.

    18. Re:This begs the question... by Martin+Blank · · Score: 4, Informative

      California Civil Code covers libel thusly:

      44. Defamation is effected by either of the following:
      (a) Libel.
      (b) Slander.

      45. Libel is a false and unprivileged publication by writing, printing, picture, effigy, or other fixed representation to the eye, which exposes any person to hatred, contempt, ridicule, or obloquy, or which causes him to be shunned or avoided, or which has a tendency to injure him in his occupation.

      45a. A libel which is defamatory of the plaintiff without the necessity of explanatory matter, such as an inducement, innuendo or other extrinsic fact, is said to be a libel on its face. Defamatory language not libelous on its face is not actionable unless the plaintiff alleges and proves that he has suffered special damage as a proximate result thereof. Special damage is defined in Section 48a of this code.

      [snip]

      48a (b) "Special damages" are all damages which plaintiff alleges and proves that he has suffered in respect to his property, business, trade, profession or occupation, including such amounts of money as the plaintiff alleges and proves he has expended as a result of the alleged libel, and no other[.]


      There's some other information in that section which requires more ability to read legalese than I possess, but it does not seem that he has much of a case, because the presentation of this information is in the context of a privileged communication, which is defined in Section 47 (and is too long to reproduce here) but basically protects that published under legal requirements or as part of official records or proceedings, which this is. Google is no more at fault here than would be the clerk recorder of his county for presenting the information to someone asking about him.

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    19. Re:This begs the question... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, in the U.S. you can always sue. It's one of our rights as Americans. We can sue anybody for anything, any time, without provocation, reason or justification. Now, that doesn't mean we have the slightest chance of winning (or even avoiding having our case thrown out by a smart judge) but we can always sue.

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    20. Re:This begs the question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's nothing wrong with the phrase "I could care less" being used to mean "I couldn't care less". "I could care less" is a truncated version of "I could care less, but I'd have to try really hard".

      Using the shortened version indicates that you don't even care enough to finish the thought.

    21. Re:This begs the question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These days, "begging the question" means "...and so that leads us to wonder".

      Just because you think so doesn't make it true for the rest of us. Dicksucker.

    22. Re:This begs the question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stop being a fucking idiot.

    23. Re:This begs the question... by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      Except the "I could care less" thing is THE EXACT OPPOSITE of "begging the question."

      "I could care less" doesn't make sense in the context most people use it. We use it only because it's sort of become an idiom. "I could care less, but it would be very hard," to quote another replier.

      "Begging the question," however, DOES make sense in the context people use it. "Begs the question" means that what you just said begs us to ask another question. "Raise the question" just isn't emotional enough. Beg is so much more passionate.

      Yes, it means two meanings are overlapping, and that's undesirable. But it's not forbidden. And since "circular logic" is so much more intuitive than "begging the question" for the older meaning of the phrase, the new meaning of "beg the question" will eventually take over.

      Language evolves.

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    24. Re:This begs the question... by syrinx · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points so I could mod you up.

      People misusing "begs the question" *really* annoys me. I'm starting to think it's a losing battle, though.

      "Maybe soon we can make language a complete impediment to understanding." ~ Hobbes (as in Calvin And)

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    25. Re:This begs the question... by afidel · · Score: 1

      Sparingly use the term always as it is rarely true. For instance people who make a habit of filing false suits have been barred from filing certain classes of suits in specific jurisdictions on numerous occasions.

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    26. Re:This begs the question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you kiss your mom/wife/girlfriend with that fucking filthy mouth you slut!!!?

    27. Re:This begs the question... by general_re · · Score: 3, Informative
      I would think that it wouldn't be slander/libel if the person providing the "information" believed it to be true, or did not know it to be false.

      You can get burned for slander or libel even if you believe what you are saying is true, if you reasonably should have known it was false. If I (falsely) state that you are currently on parole for child molestation, the fact that I really honestly believe that to be true is not going to save me, not when I could have easily refuted it with some minimal effort at verification.

      In other words, if you can verify the truthfulness or falsity of what you're saying by expending a bit of reasonable effort, you'll be expected to have done so when your court date rolls around - the law will not allow you to get by with saying defamatory things that you have no reasonable right to believe.

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    28. Re:This begs the question... by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 1

      I should hope that the 'Guilty until proven innocent' part only applies to proving the statement to be true, not that you never stated it in the first place. To prove that you never said something is ... rather problematic. In fact it's quite impossible, unless the allegedly libelous statement is not capable of being spoken or written by humans.

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    29. Re:This begs the question... by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 1
      Indeed, though I have found myself using the phrase inappropriately on occasion as well. You have to admit, though, to someone who doesn't already know the meaning, the image that comes to mind on hearing it is that of a person or an anthropomorphized question mark on their knees pleading to be allowed to ask something. Which is usually how it is used; some line of reasoning leads to a question that is so interesting that it demands, prompts, _begs_ to be asked.

      What we need is a (this is the important part here!) catchy turn of phrase that can take the place of "begs the question" but can be easily seen to mean "demands to be asked" or "prompts the question", as the parent put it.

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    30. Re:This begs the question... by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      What we need is a (this is the important part here!) catchy turn of phrase that can take the place of "begs the question" but can be easily seen to mean "demands to be asked" or "prompts the question", as the parent put it.

      Hmm, how about "Dylofs the Knip?"

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    31. Re:This begs the question... by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 1
      Dylof? Sounds like a prescription drug.

      How abot, Pinks the Floyd?

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    32. Re:This begs the question... by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      I completely agree with you that traditional usage should continue.

      However, when the vernacular starts changing the nature of meaning, how long should we attempt to prevent change? Sometimes it's best just to accept it and move on.

      It just Dyolfs the Knip whether what he is objecting to was actually true. If it was, then the judge should throw it out, after listening to some choice On The Run.

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    33. Re:This begs the question... by KFury · · Score: 1

      It seems to me that Google in this case is only presenting that it's true that someone put these things on the web, rather than the truth of the actual things they say.

      Saying "John said Bob is a liar" isn't slander if it can be proven, in fact, that John did say Bob is a liar.

      This is my own opinion, and I don't represent it to be that of any other person or organization.

    34. Re:This begs the question... by dvdeug · · Score: 1

      Likewise the theoretical possibility of cases where someone makes a true, provable, accusation, and loses a libel case (with the court agreeing that the allegation is true) is a possibility.

      In Britain, but not in the US. A famous early case in US history has a man charged with libel, and as the British judge reminds the jury that just because it's true doesn't mean it's not libelous, the American lawyer tells the jury that if it's true, you must acquit. The jury acquited. I don't know of any jurisidiction in the US that will makes true statements ever libelous.

    35. Re:This begs the question... by Ralph+Yarro · · Score: 1

      I should hope that the 'Guilty until proven innocent' part only applies to proving the statement to be true, not that you never stated it in the first place.

      Slander and libel are generally civil, not criminal, matters and as such issues of "guilt" and "innocence" do not arise. However, you are right in that the burden of proof is generally on the plaintiff to establish that the statement was said and the defendant may then plead as a defense that the statement was in fact true, the burden being on the defendant to establish that it is. In both cases the burden is the "preponderance of evidence" level of a civil trial, not the "beyond reasonable doubt" of a criminal trial.

      To prove that you never said something is ... rather problematic. In fact it's quite impossible, unless the allegedly libelous statement is not capable of being spoken or written by humans.

      This applies just as much to the "truth" of any allegation which is the reason for the burden being placed where it is. If I say that you eat babies then you're going to have a tough time proving that you haven't beyond just pointing out the lack of evidence that you have.

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    36. Re:This begs the question... by Lectrik · · Score: 1
      What we need is a (this is the important part here!) catchy turn of phrase that can take the place of "begs the question" but can be easily seen to mean "demands to be asked" or "prompts the question", as the parent put it.


      At work we fall back to quoteing the drive-thru lady from Dude, Where's My Car "And den?"
      but that usually seems to replace the obviously begged question [now see that doesn't even conjugate correctishly] as well.

      Or perhaps I just work with a bunch of silly buggers.
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    37. Re:This begs the question... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      "Begs the question" means that what you just said begs us to ask another question.

      Except that it doesn't mean that. If you're using that sense of beg, then what are you begging the question for? ("I begged the question for a dollar to buy some bread.")

      "Raise the question" just isn't emotional enough. Beg is so much more passionate.

      "Beg" does not, and never has, had a meaning in any way similar to "to raise". It does have a meaning of "to evade or sidestep".

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    38. Re:This begs the question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The usage has not changed, any more than "aks" is a suitable replacement for "ask." Using it wrong just means you're ignorant.

    39. Re:This begs the question... by Azure+Khan · · Score: 1

      Indeed! And that begs the ques..*ow...ow...stop it...OW*

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    40. Re:This begs the question... by Wavicle · · Score: 1

      Premise: Google's PageRank algorithm takes known good information and twists its context when displaying search results

      Conclusion: Mark Maughan, an accountant, searched Google for his name on March 25 2003 and found some 'alarming, false, misleading and injurious' information about himself and his firm.

      The problem is, it is not clear to us that the premise is true. Does page rank twist the context? Specifically in this instance it begs the question, "Was the information returned really incorrect?"

      It'd be nice if a place like groklaw would pick up on this. I'd be very interested in reading the actual complaint.

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    41. Re:This begs the question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What we need is a (this is the important part here!) catchy turn of phrase that can take the place of "begs the question" but can be easily seen to mean "demands to be asked" or "prompts the question", as the parent put it.


      How about raises the question? Sounds very similar without misusing the name of a logical fallacy.
    42. Re:This begs the question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does "GWB is gay." mean? You will not find every meaning of the word in a dictionary.

      Languages evolve, live with it.

    43. Re:This begs the question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's true that language evolves and it's sad that it evolves based on the usage of the ignorant.

      I'm pretty sure that the use of "begs the question" in what you refer to as the new sense arose from people seeing it used in the original sense, not understanding it correctly, but using it themselves anyhow.

      Lets just hope that "too" never becomes an accepted way of spelling "to".

    44. Re:This begs the question... by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      Doh! Don't drink and write.

      I went on to use it correctly, here.

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    45. Re:This begs the question... by Karapet · · Score: 1

      Right on! The info. Maughan is trying to suppress is publicly available, if he doesn't like it he should clean up his act rather than trying to hide the dirt. And then there's the question of free speech too! Looks like Maughan's just trying to scare Google into an out-of-court settlement so as to claw back some of the earnings he's lost by being suspended.

    46. Re:This begs the question... by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Even if he does (or has) clean(ed) up his act, that doesn't change the record, which may be why he's so upset. An attorney who is disciplined by the court for, say, misrepresenting a client once will never have that removed, even if the entire rest of his record is perfect. Anyone looking up his history will be able to find that action taken against him. It's one of the deterrents to doing bad things, especially now with the Internet so widely usable for accessing such records (as this article shows).

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    47. Re:This begs the question... by 2short · · Score: 1

      Well, I did say "simplistically speaking".

      Still fairly simpistically, there are several defenses available to you if you are accused of libel/slander. Among them: You can claim you never said/wrote it, and the plaintiff will have to show that you did (which is probably easy if they are bothering to sue you). Or (perhaps the most common defense) you can argue that a reasonable person would have felt sure it were true given the evidence you had at the time. This is where the burden of proof is on the defendant. You have to show why you reasonably concluded you were sure it was true. Liberace successfully argued that the people saying he was gay didn't really know. Again, this is in some jurisdictions, mostly European. In the US, it's much harder to sue for libel/slander: you (the plaintif) have to show the defendant knew (or should have known) it wasn't true.

    48. Re:This begs the question... by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      In fact it's quite impossible, unless the allegedly libelous statement is not capable of being spoken or written by humans.

      Slander is spoken, not written. To be libel, it has to be written down. That's part of the definition. So, if they can show that you wrote it, then they can sue. You can defend (at least in the US) by showing that what you wrote about them was true - but you still have to defend.

  4. Anger.... Rising... by MikeXpop · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think it should be manditory for people to know how things work before they can sue someone. I realize why this guy's suing (it wasn't HIS lisence revoked) but seriously. He should be given the job to check over the 3 billion pages google has for libel.

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    1. Re:Anger.... Rising... by Surazal · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I kinda agree... between this guy, SCO, Microsoft, and everyone else these days, it seems like childish behavior in the courtroom is the order of the day.

      Of course, sometimes I wonder if it's always been like this. The internet I think is bringing things into the sunlight that are normally hidden in darkness....

      Maybe this publicity is having a positive effect. Few of the grown-ups I know approve of childish behavior, so stories on people like this ought to show the public their true faces: adults acting like spoiled rotten kids.

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    2. Re:Anger.... Rising... by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're close. It should be manditory for the plantif to pay court costs and the defendant's legal costs if the plantif loses. Period. That's all the tort reform we need. It would halt frivolous lawsuits overnight. But that would put a lot of lawyers out of work, and since most legislators are lawyers it will never become law.

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    3. Re:Anger.... Rising... by pfleming · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      You mean he is not this guy ? Oh and for those that can't find it on Google? Click here From what I read there was a paperwork issue which caused their CPA license to be suspended and the firm to be placed on 'probation'. Sounds like he is the one twisting and distorting the facts. I was going to make a witty reference to Arthur Andersen but the only decent references to them are at Open Secrets

    4. Re:Anger.... Rising... by jhunsake · · Score: 1
    5. Re:Anger.... Rising... by sirshannon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It would also stop a lot of cases where the plantiff will be out-gunned. For instance, ANY lawsuit by a normal citizen vs. a corporation.

    6. Re:Anger.... Rising... by Dhalka226 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Let me begin by saying that I agree with you that lawsuits are out of control.

      But...

      The sort of reform you suggest is not fair. We all know that guilty (or in this case liable) parties are found not liable, and not liable parties are found liable. It happens, especially in law where the running joke that "a jury is twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer" isn't that far from the truth.

      An unintended consequence of this reform is to limit completely LEGITIMATE lawsuits and make big corporations essentially untouchable for the average Joe Citizen. We all know that the bigger the corporation or the richer the party, the more lawyers they have and the more expensive each one is. Even if somebody has a legitimate claim against the corporation, are they going to take the chance of having to pay $150,000 if a jury doesn't agree? How about a half million? They would be especially wary about doing so if the amount they're claiming is less than the amount that they were likely to lose if their case was rejected.

      On the other side of the coin, it permits companies and rich people from continuing to run rampant over the judicial system by simply accepting the risks or for intimidation purposes--one of the main purposes of lawsuits today. Tort reform that only reforms the lower- and middle-classes... there just has to be something better.

      On a completely DIFFERENT coin, even if your idea was otherwise flawless there would still be a problem: Namely, that some unbelievable percentage of cases never even reach court. So if that number is 85% (I can't find a figure right now), that means you're only having an effect on the remaining 15% of lawsuits anyway. It would be a start, but hardly a big impact.

      Personally, I think the problem is attitude. When people stop believing that everybody owes them something, that if any mistake is ever made they should sue the pants off of somebody, the lawsuit problem will cease to exist. But that attitude plays on human nature's inherent greed, so I'm not sure it ever will.

    7. Re:Anger.... Rising... by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 3, Insightful
      An unintended consequence of this reform is to ... make big corporations essentially untouchable for the average Joe Citizen.
      While I see your point, I believe this is already the case. Your best bet against a big corporation is small claims court. Successful lawsuits against big corporations are almost always class actions, where a bunch of average Joe Citizens pool their resources.

      OK, so my plan isn't perfect. Can anyone suggest anything better?

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    8. Re:Anger.... Rising... by BrainInAJar · · Score: 1

      What about suing someone who actually did do something wrong, and just to punish them you hire all of the best lawyers in America so that they'll have to pay for your (overkill) legal team at the end on top of any court imposed fees?

    9. Re:Anger.... Rising... by Ozwald · · Score: 1

      Na, I think there should be a penalty for losing. Lets say loser pays for the court fees and the loser's lawyer not allowed to accept payment from the client.

      This way nobody is going to risk taking someone to court unless they know they know they are right and there's no way in hell lawyers are going to waste time for a lawsuit if it's unsure.

      Ofcourse you'd hate to lose when you deserve to win, but atleast stupid irrelevant shit like this wouldn't occur quite as often.

      Oz

    10. Re:Anger.... Rising... by bstone · · Score: 0

      He should have to find all the unfavorable information on the net about him and his firm
      without the use of search engines.

    11. Re:Anger.... Rising... by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      The simplest solution would be to have some sort of fixed rate or limits on it. i.e. max X billable hours per X dollars will be reembursed if you win. That would help limit somewhat the ability of large companies to outspend the other guy, but in all honesty, the only way to completely eliminate the ability to buy the verdict would be to eliminate private lawyers and only allow public, court assigned lawyers.

    12. Re:Anger.... Rising... by k_head · · Score: 2, Informative

      There really is no need to do anything special. The judges already have the discretion to throw our frivolous suits. They don't and that's the problem. The solution is to somehow kick the judges in the ass so they will use their discretionary powers.

      How about this. If a review panel finds that the lawsuit was frivolous the judge who didn't throw it out has to pay the fees for both lawyers.

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    13. Re:Anger.... Rising... by zurab · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I kinda agree... between this guy, SCO, Microsoft, and everyone else these days, it seems like childish behavior in the courtroom is the order of the day.

      This is more than childish. It's frivolous and should be criminal. I mean the guy is suing Yahoo and AOL for using Google? Maybe he could also sue thousands, if not millions, of websites that have a textbox with "google search" button next to it, or a link to Google's website too (because we all know that linking is illegal too)!
    14. Re:Anger.... Rising... by RallyNick · · Score: 1

      Here's another solution: when you file a claim you also state a maximum legal fee you will be paying your lawyer(s) for this lawsuit. If you win you can't ask for more that that, and if you lose you're liable for defense expenses up to your stated max.

      At the same time, paying your lawyer more than you declared should consitute perjury for you, while accepting the payment should subject the lawyer to suspension of his license (to prevent risk-free lawsuits with $1 max).

      Sounds good?

    15. Re:Anger.... Rising... by Surazal · · Score: 1

      When I saw the Authur Andersen page, the first thought to enter my mind is "Oh how the mighty have fallen." Very sobering.

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    16. Re:Anger.... Rising... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 3, Funny

      OK, so my plan isn't perfect. Can anyone suggest anything better?

      Tactical thermonuclear device.

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    17. Re:Anger.... Rising... by Ironica · · Score: 2, Interesting

      OK, so my plan isn't perfect. Can anyone suggest anything better?

      Hm, how about something like this...

      You establish a schedule of "reasonable" lawyer's fees for various services/types of law. Lawyers who agree to charge those rates will be listed in public directories (a little like the doctors who have agreed to charge certain rates being listed in that book from your HMO).

      If you sue someone, each party has every right to hire whatever lawyer they want to... BUT, whatever they're paying above and beyond those "reasonable" fees, they have to *match* for the other side (unless that right is somehow waived). So, I sue BigCo Inc., I hire my standard-rate lawyer... if they want to hire fifteen big-money lawyers, that's fine, but they pay for me to do the same, too.

      The only problem is, you could never get legislation like this passed in today's system ;-) but it would help level the playing field, wouldn't it?

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    18. Re:Anger.... Rising... by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      He said "loosing plantiff pays", not "loosing party pays". Think about the difference.

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    19. Re:Anger.... Rising... by SEE · · Score: 1

      You make a lot of claims about what would happen if loser-pays is enacted.

      Given that Britian has had loser-pays for quite a long time, can you show any evidence that it has had those negative effects in Britain?

    20. Re:Anger.... Rising... by SEE · · Score: 1

      A few other common law jurisdictions that also seem to have loser-pays without significant negative impact:

      The U.S. State of Alaska (Rule 82 of the Alaska Rules of Civil Proceedure)
      Australia
      Canada

    21. Re:Anger.... Rising... by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 1

      You forget that when the defendant looses, they ususally get to pay the plaintif's legal costs as well as whatever compensation is deemed appropriate for whatever they did that got them sued in the first place.

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    22. Re:Anger.... Rising... by fferreres · · Score: 1

      Big corporation sues slamm company? Large company should provide defendant with 50% of what big company is spending in the trial AND the court costs x 2.

      Small company is suing large corporation? Then it is fine as it is today. You WILL get a good lawer if you have a case, as they you can pay with part of the will be treasure.

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    23. Re:Anger.... Rising... by fferreres · · Score: 1

      I would do it the other way arround. Big Co sues small company, they have to pay say match 50% for the other party, and 2x the jury costs.

      Small company sues large company? If they have a case, it will be easier to find lawers that want part of the treasure chest.

      If you do not have equal lawers, you can have justice. After all, it's a scientific fact that people with better lawers tend to win over few underpaid lawers.

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    24. Re:Anger.... Rising... by Weird+O'Puns · · Score: 1

      In Finland we have a system where you can request a compensation for court costs. After that it's court's job to decide what kind of compensations are resonable.(IANAL, but I believe that this is how it works)

      In theory, your avarage Joe could sue big companies without the fear of paying all the legal costs. Also one can go to court when some company sues you without the fear of not being able to pay your own legal fees.(Of course this also means that they have to have a case agains the company)

    25. Re:Anger.... Rising... by dubl-u · · Score: 3, Insightful

      OK, so my plan isn't perfect. Can anyone suggest anything better?

      Sure. The rule should be that the loser pays the winner's legal bills, but the loser need pay no more to the winner than they paid to their own lawyers.

      That way you can control the amount you want to risk, and the maximum exposure is only twice what people risk now.

      There are still some slight problems with this (e.g., suits where one of the participants acts at their own lawyer) but I think they're all fixable.

    26. Re:Anger.... Rising... by Ironica · · Score: 1

      I would do it the other way arround. Big Co sues small company, they have to pay say match 50% for the other party, and 2x the jury costs.

      Small company sues large company? If they have a case, it will be easier to find lawers that want part of the treasure chest.


      In what way is that the other way around? I'm not specifying that only one party (plaintiff or respondent) gets matched... *either* side has to match "excessive" spending on legal fees. Doesn't matter if you're suing or being sued.

      You'd end up with a system where each side would try to out-wait the other... as soon as one party decides to bring out the "big guns," they pick up the tab for both sides. You'd dramatically reduce spending on legal fees all around this way.

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    27. Re:Anger.... Rising... by fferreres · · Score: 1

      So now you say it's for both sides. It wouldn't work, and does not make sense. Buffet with idle time? Just seduce a suer, and go for a fortune 500 company...the defendant pais the lawers bills! Good for the profession uh? And no, large corporation will not base a 1 billion claim trial on 1 lawer or whatever is the standard fee you are guessing, it's an important risk no matter how likely it is that they win, with juries you can never know. Also, that's not a great problem, if you have a case, you will be lawer financed.

      On the other hand, large companies can crunch any small firm just by forcing the other party to spend lots of scarce resources, or to underfund their defense. So the attacker gets to finance the defendands ... defense. Also, lawers do not have much to win by choosing to defend a smallunderfunded company. The scare tactics would drop to a minimun.

      I wouldn't like SCO trial to be funded by IBM, not any trial against Microsoft, but I would very much like to see these and other large companies speculative attacks stopped with a "finance your victim" rule.

      Anyway, I already said it, and you anly responded to say I missunderstood you. I don't expect you to agree, but at least I clearly know why I don't agree with you.

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    28. Re:Anger.... Rising... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why only civil law?
      How about do the same for criminal law as well?

      Then maybe wealth wouldn't be such a large influence on Jurisprudence.

    29. Re:Anger.... Rising... by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      Why stop with judges? Hell, most of them have been trained to just "interpret" the laws as written. And we all know how well written most of our laws are. The fact is that, (as a corrolary to Goedel's Theorem) the more laws there are, the less lawsuits are frivolous. When was the last time Congress repealed a law?

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    30. Re:Anger.... Rising... by Lectrik · · Score: 1
      You forget that when the defendant looses, they ususally get to pay the plaintif's legal costs as well as whatever compensation is deemed appropriate for whatever they did that got them sued in the first place.


      i think, perhaps we should not just have the jury pool, but the lawyer pool as well (what else will they suspend Mr. Bond over if sharks are a protected species [a joke people] ) so we don't have Joe Sixpack worried because the company that sold him in Atomic Mouse Trap has Cochrin et al on retainer ready to bullshit the jury into beleiving the resulting "nucular splosion" was Joe's fault and not the company that sold a mousetrap containing 100 kg of fissionable plutonium.

      Socialize the legal system and the health care system. It's government for the people, so they should at least keep us safe from ourselves
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    31. Re:Anger.... Rising... by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      I have heard this is a Canadian law and this would be a drastic improvement for teh USA as well.

      If a lawsuit is deemed frivilous by the Judge and thrown out of court, the Lawyer has to pay the cost of running the court house for that day out of his own pocket.

      Personally, I would LOVE to see that enacted.

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    32. Re:Anger.... Rising... by Tom · · Score: 1

      As other commenters said: This also has some problems (I still like it better, but they are right).

      One simple fix would be to go by degrees. There are many degrees in which a case can end. For example, in criminal cases you can be pronounced innocent, or you can be let go because of lack of evidence, or because of formal mistakes in the prosecution.

      In civil suits, some degrees would be helpful. For example:

      * Case thrown out (no merit, frivolous, plain bullshit)
      * Defendant is right
      * Plaintiff is right
      * Plaintiff is totally right and defendant is a bad boy to boot

      You could then have the "loser pays all" scenario only for the two extreme cases, where someone did something bad and clearly could or should have known that he did, so it's only right that he pays all the costs for pointing that out.

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    33. Re:Anger.... Rising... by k_head · · Score: 1

      Never.

      That's why stupid laws are still in the books. Laws like "it's illegal to play violins on sundays" and crap like that.

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    34. Re:Anger.... Rising... by driptray · · Score: 1

      Your fears are unfounded. For a start, how many "little people" successfully sue "big companies" under the current US system of tort law? Pretty much none, huh? Big companies are already practically untouchable by ordinary folks - a "loser pays" system doesn't change this one way or another.

      Look at countries that have a loser pays system (Australia is one). Ask yourself which system works better.

    35. Re:Anger.... Rising... by yRabbit · · Score: 1

      For.. using.. Google? Oh my goodness, I've used Google too!
      Mozilla can use Google!! Let's sue the entire internet! Quick, before someone else does it!!

    36. Re:Anger.... Rising... by Ironica · · Score: 1


      So now you say it's for both sides. It wouldn't work, and does not make sense. Buffet with idle time? Just seduce a suer, and go for a fortune 500 company...the defendant pais the lawers bills!


      The defendant only pays for what they initially pay above and beyond whatever established "reasonable" rate they're paying on their own case.

      For example, say the regulation provides for three IP lawyers, who are billed out at $300/hour, and the number of hours is scaled for the size of the award being sought. Both sides spend that much and each pay for it out of pocket. But, when either side pays more than that, they also contribute that excess amount to the other side's defense. NEITHER side picks up the whole bill (unless that's the terms of the settlement or verdict). You only pay for the other side to the extent you're paying "extra" for your own side.

      So you wind up with a waiting game, with both sides holding out to try to get the other side to pay for any extras. That lowers the escalation of expenses a great deal.

      Good for the profession uh? And no, large corporation will not base a 1 billion claim trial on 1 lawer or whatever is the standard fee you are guessing, it's an important risk no matter how likely it is that they win, with juries you can never know. Also, that's not a great problem, if you have a case, you will be lawer financed.

      I don't understand most of what you said there... but the guidelines would probably be written by lawyers and legislators, so they'd be somewhat generous. What they wouldn't pay for is tons of publicity, FUD, speculative investigation, etc.

      The big problem with the idea is that it could never pass, but I'm afraid I really don't understand your other arguments. They don't seem to address the proposal at all.

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  5. Oh the horror, oh the tragedy!!!! by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Google's PageRank algorithm takes known good information and twists its context

    Yeah it isn't like lawyers to do that is it?

    1. Re:Oh the horror, oh the tragedy!!!! by KillerHamster · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or accountants, for that matter.

    2. Re:Oh the horror, oh the tragedy!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but they hate competition.

  6. Let him sue Slashdot next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey everybody, I heard that Mark Maughan once killed a man in Reno just to watch him die!

    He also has poor math skills and failed basic algebra twice.

    1. Re:Let him sue Slashdot next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Mark Maughan can't have an orgasm unless he kills a dog.

    2. Re:Let him sue Slashdot next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard he has S&M sessions .... with Darl McBride!

      And he beat his mother, wife, and children.

      And he took candy from a baby.

      Feel free to add on.

    3. Re:Let him sue Slashdot next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had sex with his wife...

    4. Re:Let him sue Slashdot next by cybermancer · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yeah, I was thinking of that Penny Arcade reference too.

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    5. Re:Let him sue Slashdot next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey everybody, I heard that Mark Maughan once killed a man in Reno just to watch him die!
      He also has poor math skills and failed basic algebra twice.


      I would like to sue slashdot, but could you please write that I have never been in Reno and I am a math genius instead? I will have better chance to win...

      Mark

    6. Re:Let him sue Slashdot next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YOu know... I knew this Mark Maughan guy in high school. He was a FAILURE at everything. He sucked at math, sports, chicks, music. Pretty much anything. There was this one time when he got "lynched" by some jocks just before prom. At our school, "lynching" was where they would take some poor, unsuspecting gyuy and make him think he was gonna get laid by the hottest girl in town. she'd invite him to her folk's place and play like she was gonna give him the whiz bang time of his life. She would tell him to go into the bathroom off of her bedroom to "slip into something a little more comfortable" (ie. get nakid). She would give him strict insturctions to keep his socks and his tidy-whities on because they excited her. But when he came out, there would be the asshole jocks. They'd grab him and pile him into the back of the station wagon and drive him back to the school. All the while he'd be in the back seat just begging with them to not do this. But they didn't listen. One of them would grab him and tie his briefs to the rope on the flag pole. Then they'd pull him up to full mast and he'd be on display for the whole school. So there he was... Mark Maughan being "lynched" the week before prom. One they got him down, his prom date told him she wsn't going to prom. Not after that spectacle. Hence his accounting stint.

    7. Re:Let him sue Slashdot next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please rephrase it so that it includes his name. Otherwise, it is worthless as a post.

    8. Re:Let him sue Slashdot next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup I know Mark Maughan CPA and he once kicked my wife in the knees. Also he picks his nose in traffic and puts makeup in bunny rabit's eyes for fun. Do these posts get indexed by google?

    9. Re:Let him sue Slashdot next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Captain Maughan would never do anything wrong...(unless you include the pre-schooler's prostitute ring)...or immoral...(unless you count all the times he sold dope dressed as a nun)....ahhhh...HANGING'S TOO GOOD FOR HIM, BURNING'S TOO GOOD FOR HIM HE SHOULD BE TORN INTO ITTY BITTY PIECES AND BURIED ALIVE I'LL KILL HIM KILL...

    10. Re:Let him sue Slashdot next by davisk · · Score: 5, Funny

      I once saw Mark Maughan scissor kick Angela Lansbury!

    11. Re:Let him sue Slashdot next by rolocroz · · Score: 1

      I love Slashdot. Only on this site would this comment be modded Informative.

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    12. Re:Let him sue Slashdot next by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      i saw him shoot a 5 year old child just to hear the sweet sound of an innocent child dying.

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    13. Re:Let him sue Slashdot next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard that he wrote a brief after killing a drifter to get an erection.

    14. Re:Let him sue Slashdot next by 24-bit+Voxel · · Score: 1

      Mark Maughan is worthless as a post.

    15. Re:Let him sue Slashdot next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    16. Re:Let him sue Slashdot next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posts aren't worthless.
      they hold up the fence.

    17. Re:Let him sue Slashdot next by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      And this was modded Informative. Great going, mods...you've taken away the defense that it's a joke.

    18. Re:Let him sue Slashdot next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, now we need a "funny" metamod.

    19. Re:Let him sue Slashdot next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not saying that Mark Maughan did a lot of accounting work for Enron, Halliburton, and Dick Cheney, but...

    20. Re:Let him sue Slashdot next by Mark+Maughan · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well I had sex with your wife!

    21. Re:Let him sue Slashdot next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once saw Mark Maughan punch a kitten in the throat!

    22. Re:Let him sue Slashdot next by zapp · · Score: 1

      (Score:4, Informative)
      Mark Maughan can't have an orgasm unless he kills a dog.

      Wow. The comment was funny, but its even funnier that it was modded informative! :)

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    23. Re:Let him sue Slashdot next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a post, Mark Maughan WOULD be useless...

    24. Re:Let him sue Slashdot next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mark Maughan once killed a drifter to get an erection.

    25. Re:Let him sue Slashdot next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      And I heard Micheal Jackson, the pop star, can't have an orgasm unless he molests a boy! Just something I heard.

    26. Re:Let him sue Slashdot next by ceeam · · Score: 1

      Whoever modded this "informative" - please stand up. Here's a medal for you :)

    27. Re:Let him sue Slashdot next by matt4077 · · Score: 1

      Informative? I'd like to have what the mods are smoking...

    28. Re:Let him sue Slashdot next by MarsDefenseMinister · · Score: 1

      Don't sue me for letting her sleep with you.

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      No weapon in the arsenals of the world is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men.-Ronald Reagan
  7. I'm planning to sue the phone company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I called several of my business' competitors, and asked them for their opinion on my company, and they said they were better! This is outrageous!

    1. Re:I'm planning to sue the phone company by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

      Exactly. a search engine just locates information. It's the website where the data is hosted that is responsible for publishing the information.

      His problem is probably that the negative information is ranked higher than his website, but this sort of thing happens when you're dealing with computers and not people.

    2. Re:I'm planning to sue the phone company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      His problem is probably that the negative information is ranked higher than his website, but this sort of thing happens when you're dealing with computers and not people.

      Probably? You could just read the summary.

      Specifically, his lawyer John Girardi believes that Google's PageRank algorithm takes known good information and twists its context when displaying search results.

  8. Next thing he'll sue them for .... by billstewart · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... is censorship, because if they delete him from Google nobody can find him.

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    1. Re:Next thing he'll sue them for .... by flatface · · Score: 1
      Censorship is illegal, then?

      I know that this was meant to be funny, but am I the only person here thinking, "I fucking wish"?

  9. He knows he's not going to win. by Trespass · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He just wants some free publicity. Seriously, this will be good for his business.

    Tort reform, anyone?

    1. Re:He knows he's not going to win. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How would it be good for business? If I were looking for a CPA and I read what this guy is doing, I'd think one of two things:

      1) He's a vicious, litigating bastard who's in the same category of crooks as Darl McBride. He simply wishes to use the legal system to either promote himself or make a quick buck. Either one of those is pathetic.

      -or-

      2) He's a moron who doesn't understand the nature of the Internet, free speech, and the fact that the former promotes the latter. People can say what they want about you, and if you don't like it, tough shit.

      Either way, would you trust this guy to do your taxes? He'd either screw you over on purpose, or screw you over because he's a moron.

    2. Re:He knows he's not going to win. by fbform · · Score: 1

      He just wants some free publicity. Seriously, this will be good for his business.

      Um, why exactly? Wouldn't one think "Oh yeah, that's the guy who blamed Google's search results!" and stay away from his firm?

      I can see a genuine possibility for certain search queries to give misleading results, mainly a result of using ellipsis marks in the wrong place. Like searching for "$NAME $ANIMAL" without quotes might conceivably give something like "$NAME was severely reprimanded...for molesting $ANIMALs"

      But searching for a name ("$FIRST $LAST" with or without the quotes) should not give something radically different from what was intended on the webpage. This incident therefore seems to be as bad as SCO picking on IBM.

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    3. Re:He knows he's not going to win. by mcocke · · Score: 1

      I dunno about that - I wouldn't hire a computer illiterate boob as an accountant.

    4. Re:He knows he's not going to win. by Daktaklakpak · · Score: 1

      yeah, but it's bad publicity. Now everyone's going to use google to find out what he did wrong. Actually, I kind of feel bad for the guy. When you're looking for something to buy, or you're looking for some service, where do you check first? For lots of people the answer is google. The man's livelihood is at stake, and if it's true that he is being misrepresented he deserves legal recourse.

    5. Re:He knows he's not going to win. by mblase · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Seriously, this will be good for his business.

      I don't know, I sure wouldn't want to employ an obvious idiot with too much time on his hands to handle my accounting.

    6. Re:He knows he's not going to win. by Trespass · · Score: 1

      For all the geeks on here that thinks he's a waste of skin there's going to be at least a few potential clients who: Looking for a CPA in the yellow pages or wherever, will come across the name a have a hazy recollection of this guy being "famous" or "in the papers".

      Because your average Joe Blow associates fame with worth, it might be good for him. At least that's a possible scenario. It may be he's just a crank, but the current state of the legal system promotes behavior of the first type of person, and arguably the second as well.

    7. Re:He knows he's not going to win. by Trespass · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, but another computer illiterate boob might. Look at how many there are.

    8. Re:He knows he's not going to win. by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You're quite right. When I worked at Oldsmobile the stock advice for getting ahead was to wreck a company car. Your name would appear in the monthly safety report sent to all managers. Later, when your name came up for promotion, the managers would remember that they'd heard of you, but not remember where.

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    9. Re:He knows he's not going to win. by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the grandparent is right. In about 6 months to a year, very few will remember what google showed on this guy. But when you are looking in the white (or yellow) pages, something will sound familiar about mark Maughan, so you will call him. Very cheap advertising.

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    10. Re:He knows he's not going to win. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has anyone thought that this is perhaps a convoluted attempt to get at Google's algorithm?

    11. Re:He knows he's not going to win. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Nah, he just wants money. He has no use for the
      algorithm. The reason for the order for google
      to stop using the page rank system is solely to
      have something to use against them in getting a nice
      settlement.


      Simple terms, google has money, moron wants money.

    12. Re:He knows he's not going to win. by thdexter · · Score: 1

      Tort reform isn't going to stop stupid lawsuits, and it isn't going to stop lawyers from pursuing money from businesses, be it through lawsuits with merit or none.

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    13. Re:He knows he's not going to win. by ack154 · · Score: 1
      I don't know, I sure wouldn't want to employ an obvious idiot with too much time on his hands to handle my accounting.
      No... but some other obvious idiot might.
    14. Re:He knows he's not going to win. by corbettw · · Score: 1

      You're quite right. When I worked at Oldsmobile the stock advice for getting ahead was to wreck a company car.

      The company inadvertently encouraged its employees to wreck the cars it had assigned them, thereby increasing costs and reducing profits? Well, that certainly explains things.

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    15. Re:He knows he's not going to win. by ruprechtjones · · Score: 1

      This is dead on. I work in marketing/advertising, and the number one rule is... "any publicity is good publicity" This is how things work. Ruprechtjones is a Courtney-Love-slapping-psychopath. Pass it on, I need a good agent.

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      Kip Hawley is an idiot.
    16. Re:He knows he's not going to win. by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 1

      I'm curious, did this actually work?

    17. Re:He knows he's not going to win. by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 1

      I never did it personally. I knew one guy who did wreck a company car, but I wasn't there long enough to learn if it helped his career. I was there as a collage co-op student, and when I graduated I moved on.

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  10. You forgot Slashdot... by holzp · · Score: 2, Funny

    if his lawyer browses this at -1.

  11. how about suing the site with the actual content? by abstrakts · · Score: 2, Insightful

    hey

  12. In other news by gbrayut · · Score: 3, Funny

    Man sues white pages for listing his name and phone number. WTF!

    1. Re:In other news by akeyes · · Score: 0

      ...and address!

    2. Re:In other news by moxruby · · Score: 0

      Man sues white pages for listing his name and phone number. WTF!

      I realise your joking, but if I asked them not to list it (silent number) number and they listed it anyway, I would consider suing.

      Obviously google is a different ball game, but Scientology using the DMCA to de-list xenu.net has set a dangerous precedent.
      Perhaps in future search engines will have teams of workers responding to complaints and de-listing libelous pages?

    3. Re:In other news by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Don't laugh. I did.
      I requested, was charged for and I paid for an unlisted number. The phone company published my number anyway and I filed suit on them in small claims court. The phone company did not show up in court and I won a default judgement against them for $1,000.

      They never paid me. And when I called them and demanded satisfaction, they began screwing me on my phone bills. My $29 a month phone bill suddenly exploded into $600 a month bills for bogus charges, bogus equipment, bogus repairs, bogus services and bogus installations. The more I complained the worse it got, when I refused to pay the bills they cut my phone off then charged me hundreds of dollars to reconnect it and HUGE deposits.

      Fucking thieves SBC is.... I cut the wires at the pole and the house and rolled up the wire and kept it. I now use only a cell phone.

      I will NEVER have a land line again.
      BTW, I had previously had an unlisted number for over 15 years.

    4. Re:In other news by real_smiff · · Score: 1
      "I cut the wires at the pole and the house and rolled up the wire and kept it"
      ROTFL. Well done for doing what many of us would like to do, but don't have the nerve. Although, i'm not sure how well my ADSL connection would continue to work over a cellphone..
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    5. Re:In other news by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 1

      Rent "The President's Analyst." Then you might want to check out "Fun with Dick and Jane." Both feature the phone company.

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    6. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucking Beautiful!

    7. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did those SBC bastards try to charge you for the damage you did to their property when you "cut the wires at the pole"? Bogus!!!!! Only in America can The Man slap you with bogus charges for cutting down phone lines! Sue 'em some more, dude!

      Just kidding... no doubt they initially owed you $1000, but if you responded to their stalling and obstinancy by cutting wires at the pole, you screwed your own credibility beyond all repair and lost the support that you would have had from the courts.

    8. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you're so absolutely full of it.

      Knowing full well how billing works for corporations like this, you're just attempting to impress people with a non existant tale of fighting a corporation. It's cute, but not even remotely close to what probably took place in reality. I talk to goombas like you all the time, and their stories never, ever pan out.

    9. Re:In other news by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 2, Informative

      Like I said, it happened. You can believe it or not but don't call me a liar. Your credibilty is shit anyway since you post AC...

    10. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of a bill for more than $25,000 an associate of mine received from Quest for a T1 that was never installed. Mind you he lost double that since the rural ISP it was ordered for never got off the ground.

      The last time I tried to have local phone service installed, I got six weeks of lies. That was back in the 'glory days' of Quest circa 1999.

      I also said The Hell With It. Sorry to hear that type of thing happens with SBC also.

    11. Re:In other news by sgbett · · Score: 1

      which, of course is much less credible than the not-really-anonymous-no-sir-not-one-bit monicker of pair-a-noyd

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    12. Re:In other news by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

      You should see about getting a refund for your orthopedic hat, it's not working for you..

    13. Re:In other news by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 1

      If I understand correctly, if a judge orders you to pay x dollars by ______, it's contempt of court or some simarly horrific felony. So, if you got a default judgement, why didn't you press charges when they didn't pay?

    14. Re:In other news by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

      It was a civil matter, not criminal. Though it should have been..

      And to everyone else, yeah, I'm an asshole and a fucking prick. Damn right I am, after the fucking they gave me, I made damn sure they knew what I thought I about them.

      And I don't give a shit what anyone thinks, this is all fact. It happened.

      End of discussion..

    15. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > End of discussion..

      No you don't control the end of discussion, you nazi...

    16. Re:In other news by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

      Jeezuz, you guys are such losers. Get a life and go troll somewhere else..

    17. Re:In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You didn't got the reference to the Godwin Law, did you ?

  13. When I searched... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I searched google for his name I got info on a car.
    Is he talking about the car?

  14. Has Google Changed the Results? by luigi22_ · · Score: 2, Informative

    I just googled the guy's name and got nothing that said that he had been "disciplined for gross negligence, for failing to timely submit a client's claim for refund of overpayment of taxes, and for practicing as a CPA without a permit".

    Maybe they changed things in an effort to stop the lawsuit, which, btw, is one worthy of SCO-like fame.

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    1. Re:Has Google Changed the Results? by Phosphor3k · · Score: 1

      Searching for "Mark Maughan brown" (brown is the name of his partner) yeilds th fourth result as: http://www.dca.ca.gov/cba/discipline/bi-bz.htm.

      It's a site dealing with allegations, punishments ect ect.

    2. Re:Has Google Changed the Results? by spankalee · · Score: 1
      If you search under "Maughan & Brown" the first link is a disciplinary page for accountants on a ca.gov website. Brown & Maughan, An Accountancy is listed with some infractions and action taken. I'm not sure it's the same Mark Maughan, but I wonder why he didn't sure the State of California as well.

      Here's the link

      I sure hope his lawyers are expensive... so it hurts more when he looses.

    3. Re:Has Google Changed the Results? by XO · · Score: 1

      No, it's not. I was sued for a website that I ran. I took it down, they withdrew the suit, and I was not crushed in legal fees that I couldn't afford. Rather than a C&D (which could have preceded this for all we know), the guy suing me spent about $25,000 to get the biggest guns in the country to come after me, knowing there wasn't a damn thing I could do to defend myself.

      This might have been the only way to get Google's attention to what appears to be a seriously offensive snippet that is displayed if you search for him using certain keywords.. a seriously offensive snippet, including text from a preceding paragraph.. that implies that he has done something bad that he hasn't.. (even if he has done other bad thigns!)

      I'd be pretty pissed off if i did a search by my name, and found someone's 'blog or something going from a statement like "i think michael jackson is a damn child molestor; kurt munther supports this theory as well.", and Google gave me a summary that said:

      "...a damn child molestor; kurt munther supports this..."

      See the point?

      If he complained to Google, Google probably should have done something about tweaking the results on that hit.

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  15. next up for SCO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Suing Slashdot for the negative press on Darl McBride...

  16. humm what about intent by Cyberglich · · Score: 5, Informative

    Last i checked Libel required some form of intent since google's results are computer generrated by the web spiders where the intent do the spiders have it out for him?

    1. Re:humm what about intent by leviramsey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Libel requires intent only if the figure in question is a public figure.

    2. Re:humm what about intent by WebMasterP · · Score: 1

      Why was this modded down? In order for a public figure to sue for libel, they have to prove that the actions we of actual malice. This differs from non-public figures. This modding is ridiculous.

      Even if his statement was only partially correct, give someone a chance to correct it.

    3. Re:humm what about intent by toast0 · · Score: 1

      hey, he's a certified public accountant... that's gotta count for some public figure... maybe.

    4. Re:humm what about intent by BrookHarty · · Score: 1

      Last i checked Libel required some form of intent since google's results are computer generrated by the web spiders where the intent do the spiders have it out for him?

      Well, I suspect he's sueing if the small tidbit of text returns a false impression. He said if it returned the full of text he would have no issue.

      Example "Mark Maughan" in google, and it came up with "Law office of Mark Maughan, The Attorney on fraud charges"

      When the full text would be "Robert Hanson is being defended by the Law office of Mark Maughan, The Attorney on fraud charges for ISP misconduct."

      Sounds like the digital version of "Sound Bites"

      IANAL, but it sounds like he has a case.

    5. Re:humm what about intent by HiThere · · Score: 1

      He has a case...but to my mind it's a quite poor one.

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    6. Re:humm what about intent by rabidcow · · Score: 1

      do the spiders have it out for him?

      I wouldn't put it past them, I know computers hate me.

    7. Re:humm what about intent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      since google's results are computer generrated by the web spiders where the intent do the spiders have it out for him?

      Perhaps it can be proven that Google's ranking system intentionally emphasizes negative facts about people. Negative facts sell. Negative facts are popular. Facts are facts, but weighing negative facts over positive ones in a systematic way (if it can be shown that Google's algorithms do this) may be considered intent to do harm.

      It would seem quite possible to weight articles containing negative words over positive ones. 'Disciplinary', 'judgement', 'courts', 'suing', 'expired license', etc.

      Newspapers ocasionally get hit with this when they report mostly bad information about a person, ignoring the good stuff. They're not lying, and they're certainly succeeding in selling newspapers (or clicks or ads or whatever), but it is sometimes considered intentionally "wrong".

    8. Re:humm what about intent by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

      Well..... he's public now!

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    9. Re:humm what about intent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why was this modded down? In order for a public figure to sue for libel, they have to prove that the actions we of actual malice. This differs from non-public figures. This modding is ridiculous.

      No, it's spot on. This guy is not a public figure (at least no before he sued). WebMasterP often makes such clearly false statemnts I sometimes wonder if he is trying.

  17. I'm going to state the obvious... by rritterson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If this guy gets any money.... actually, if this guy gets any money, it will only continue the current legal trends.

    However, I was going to say that if this guy gets any money our legal system will have gone kaput. This is like suing a library for providing books which contain recommendations against your products. It's also like suing me for giving you a book with the same information.

    What a great example of shooting the messenger... how pathetically ridiculous.

    Oh, and is this guy actually suing the parties responsible for the creation of the socalled 'defamatory content'? Probably not, seeing as how they are broke due to doing business with a poor accountant.

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    1. Re:I'm going to state the obvious... by autopr0n · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not exactly.

      It's more like suing a library for saying "oh, That guy? There's a book about him on teir 5, row six that says he murdered a little girl", then when you get to teir 5 row six, the book about him says that he once got a speeding ticket and didn't pay, but the book next to it says that some other guy murdered a little girl.

      If the library refused to stop giving out that nugget of information when you asked them too, would you not be pissed?

      Actually, all of us here should be smart enough to understand the situation without ridiculous metaphors. Google's page summary is giving out misleading information about him, and they refuse to do anything about it. I don't think the onus should be on Google to prevent this, but I don't see why they can't act on complaints they do get.

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    2. Re:I'm going to state the obvious... by mr_sas · · Score: 1

      If this guy gets some more i'm next in line.. google alledges that "The SAS director will discuss with the dean and with Academic Affairs the envisioned relationship of SAS to the School and to the University" i will do no such thing

    3. Re:I'm going to state the obvious... by ameoba · · Score: 1

      Actually it's more like saying "There's something about him in a book over there on teir 5, row 6 that talks about people who murdered children". Now, it might be somebody else with the same name or he might be involved in what went on without having actually murdered a child.

      TFA is somewhat vague and I can't tell if he's pissed because his name shows up on pages that talk about bad CPAs and the page summaries might possibly lead somebody with the IQ of an eggplant to assume that those "..."s are meaningless and the whole thing is about him or if he's pissed because google turns up hits for somebody else with the same name.

      Really, I don't think, either way, the guy's got a chance in hell.

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    4. Re:I'm going to state the obvious... by Flingles · · Score: 0

      Your argument is fine and all, but if I was a judge this would be my ruling. Google must award Mark Maughan $20 mil, as long as Mr Maughan completes a search for each of the 6 billion people living on the planet, and researches whether any of the pages are slanderous or untrue.

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    5. Re:I'm going to state the obvious... by SteveXE · · Score: 1

      Google shouldnt have to remove the info until the original websites they were posted on do. Google is a information system, built to know all, whos to say the search wasnt for the other guy of the same name, what if he had killed someone, but the warning on google was removed cause mr accountant was a retard.

    6. Re:I'm going to state the obvious... by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      Because they're a SEARCH ENGINE!

      For God's sake, they shouldn't be sued because their ALGORITHM came up with data that was linked to HIS NAME. It's not like Google programmed in 'if(search_string == "Mark Maughan") defame();'.

      If my name was linked to defamatory content that showed up in a search, I would sue the site that HAD the defamatory content, not the search engine for finding what it though was relevant.

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    7. Re:I'm going to state the obvious... by Ironica · · Score: 1
      Google's page summary is giving out misleading information about him, and they refuse to do anything about it.

      Google's page summary is not giving out misleading information. Perhaps it was; I'm not sure there's any good way to find out at this point.

      Currently, the google hit in question looks like this:
      Disciplinary Actions List - Bi-Bz ... Effective July 1, 1993. BROWN & MAUGHAN, AN ACCOUNTANCY CORPORATION (COR 2529).
      MAUGHAN, MARK G. (CPA 38184) Fountain Valley/Rolling Hills Estates, CA. ...
      www.dca.ca.gov/cba/discipline/bi-bz.htm - 47k - Cached - Similar pages
      And he *is* apparently legitimately on this list for failing to renew his license in a timely manner.

      Perhaps back in March of 2003, the California Board of Accountancy had their tables set up differently so that when Google's pagerank parsed it, it pulled stuff from another record. The article says that Google told him he needed to take it up with them, since they owned the site that the info was on. The issue has since been resolved, apparently... but he's suing *now*.
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    8. Re:I'm going to state the obvious... by RobertFisher · · Score: 1
      Google's page summary is giving out misleading information about him, and they refuse to do anything about it.


      Have you even looked at the California Board website in question? At the very top of the page, there is a huge honking disclaimer that reads :


      "This list contains names of licensees for which accusations have been filed and are pending possible disciplinary action." (emphasis mine)


      The crux of what this CPA is claiming in his case is that this information about a pending case against him is difficult to find on the CBA website, but it pops up immediately when you Google him. He believes this is how Google is "misrepresenting" the information.


      No one is disputing the factuality of the information -- only the manner in which it is presented. No matter how you look at it, the CBA website should be responsible for the factual content, since they are putting the information out for the world to see. If the information should not be up yet, or it is not 100% accurate in every regard -- fine, but then the CBA should be responsible. If it is a matter of public record -- fine, but then why is this CPA bitch complaining?

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  18. No, you're not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to Google, Aaron is the greatest guy on Earth. He apparently proposed to Holly Boecker '99's sister Mandi, and they were on TLC's "Perfect Proposal."

  19. Hey, Mark. Here's a lance. by SamTheButcher · · Score: 4, Funny

    Have fun tilting at that windmill, bub.

    1. Re:Hey, Mark. Here's a lance. by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

      I wish I could mod ya up, but ya got a friend for the obscure reference :)

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    2. Re:Hey, Mark. Here's a lance. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not obscure in the least.

    3. Re:Hey, Mark. Here's a lance. by alienmole · · Score: 1
      I'm dying to know whether you actually know what the reference is. The real reference is hardly obscure, so I'm wondering if you're imagining it originated in some cult movie or something (Monty Python?) instead of a classic work of literature.

      Hint: the real reference spawned a new word in the English language (and probably one or two other languages, also).

    4. Re:Hey, Mark. Here's a lance. by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

      PUHLEASE it is of course, don quixote.

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    5. Re:Hey, Mark. Here's a lance. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how is Don Quixote obscure? I can't think of all that many better known pieces of literature.

    6. Re:Hey, Mark. Here's a lance. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is slashdot. You can't expect us to have Culture, can you?

    7. Re:Hey, Mark. Here's a lance. by Monkelectric · · Score: 1
      And how is Don Quixote obscure?

      This is slashdot :) Zero Wing, Futurama, South Park and that stupid "In Soviet Russia..." are the only things anyone knows to quote :)

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    8. Re:Hey, Mark. Here's a lance. by Datafage · · Score: 1

      It's REALLY not that obscure...

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  20. In case his lawyer still has free time ... by dont_think_twice · · Score: 1

    Mark Maughan is a baby.

    There, now he has someone else to sue.

  21. Whoopie by Tyrdium · · Score: 4, Informative
    Looks like he didn't read Google's terms of service...
    Google disclaims any and all responsibility or liability for the accuracy, content, completeness, legality, reliability, or operability or availability of information or material displayed in the GOOGLE SERVICES results. Google disclaims any responsibility for the deletion, failure to store, misdelivery, or untimely delivery of any information or material. Google disclaims any responsibility for any harm resulting from downloading or accessing any information or material on the Internet through the GOOGLE SERVICES.
    IANAL, but this seems to be saying that they are not liable for anything Google serves up. Given that, by doing this search and suing them for its results, he's violating its terms of service, I don't think he can do much... It's like the clause in a Microsoft EULA that says they aren't responsible for any damages related to or caused by their product.
    1. Re:Whoopie by ender's_shadow · · Score: 1

      Umm, you skipped the step where a third party gets bound by a K. and just because he used the page to see what others see when they search him doesn't mean he necessarily agreed to their TOS. If they were indeed committing a tort, and required him to give up his rights to find out that out, there's no way in hell that'll stand up in court. A simple reference to fraud/deception should be sufficient to kill your argument in court.

    2. Re:Whoopie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could the same be said to you douchebag? Disclaimer is a disclaimer regardless if your a human being or a lawyer, so quite being jealous of the mold under dog shit getting more action than you and get back to your h0mo pr0n.

    3. Re:Whoopie by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      "We disclaim any and all responsibility and/or liability for any injury caused by dropping a 10 ton weight on your head. We disclaim any responsibility for the concussion, smashing, and your squashing as a result of your own body s lack of structural integrity. We disclaim any responsibility for loss of income that may result of you no long existing as a living human being. We disclaim any responsibity for any harm resulting from standing under a 10 ton weight. We thank you for choosing 10-ton weight inc and look forward to your business in future lives."

      This being said... let's say I actually were to drop a 10-ton weight on someone's head. If I had a disclaimer on the weight, does that mean I'm not held accountable for anything that is a direct result of droping it?

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    4. Re:Whoopie by p2sam · · Score: 1

      ok people, just because a lawyer write some stuff in lawyer-speak, doesn't mean it's the law. The lawyers know it, the judges know it, and the corporations who hired the lawyers know it. They don't mean shit!!

      Then you ask: "why do they keep on writing jibberish that sound like legit stuff, when in fact it's just plain BS?" Well the OP is why. He bought that TOS stuff right up ... *sigh*.

      It's like one of those twilightzone episodes, if you don't believe the power of the monster, it'll simply disappear from reality.

    5. Re:Whoopie by Chmcginn · · Score: 1
      If I had a disclaimer on the weight, does that mean I'm not held accountable for anything that is a direct result of droping it?

      No, but if you have a large area cordoned off with fence and "large weight dropping area" signs, and somebody went around/over the fence, you wouldn't be held accountable. (Well, as long as those signs were easy to read/in the local language, at least. Putting them in Sanskrit probably wouldn't cut it.)

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    6. Re:Whoopie by thdexter · · Score: 1

      I dunno, a court could find that the disclaimer doesn't mean anything. I can post a sign saying that I'm not responsible for you getting murdered in my house, and if my son takes a gun of mine and shoots you in the face, I'm going to be found criminally negligent.

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    7. Re:Whoopie by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      No, but if you have a large area cordoned off with fence and "large weight dropping area" signs, and somebody went around/over the fence, you wouldn't be held accountable. (Well, as long as those signs were easy to read/in the local language, at least. Putting them in Sanskrit probably wouldn't cut it.)

      I'll be sure to e-mail construction companies... they are no longer liable for on the job injuries if they put of a disclaimer "watch out for falling objects".

      Look I'm not trying to say google is accountable, not at all! All i'm saying is you can have all the disclaimers you like but that doesn't evade accountabiliy when specific actions cause someone harm. Like for example, Mc Donalds coffee causing 1st degree burns... it wouldn't have made a damn bit of diffrence if they said their coffee was hot. Coffee is not, typicaly served 170-180f... not like Mc Donalds coffee that had to have been served close to boiling (212f / 100C) to cause 1st degree burns. Making the choice to serve coffee above 180f is the diffrence between a normal sun burn (3rd degree), blisters (2nd degree) and lost off skin (1st degree). One doesn't expect coffee to be served so hot it boils the flesh off your bones.

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    8. Re:Whoopie by triclipse · · Score: 1
      The courts have made a distinction between those EULAs that you HAVE to click through before being able to use it (such as MS) and those that are passive (such as Google's) that you don't have to actually read before using the service/software/whateva.

      The one's REQUIRING a click-through are much more likely to be upheld.

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    9. Re:Whoopie by Rick+and+Roll · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's pretty rich. My dad is VP of a construction company and I worked there for a summer, and signs or not, the slightest safety concerns, they're liable for. That means holding the shovel while you're working, and storing it in your vehicle while you're not, because someone might wander onto the construction site, step on the metal part of the shovel, and have the handle hit them in the face. People are stupid.

    10. Re:Whoopie by danila · · Score: 0, Troll

      I disclaim any and all responsibility or liability for the accuracy, content, completeness, legality, reliability, or operability or availability of information or material displayed in this post. I disclaim any responsibility for the deletion, failure to store, misdelivery, or untimely delivery of any information or material. I disclaim any responsibility for any harm resulting from downloading or accessing any information or material in this post.

      Hey, Slashdotters, listen! Tyrdium raped his own mother!

      P.S. Sorry for the rude example, but Google can only disclaim half of the responsibility - the responsibility to users, not the responsibility to everyone who is mentioned somewhere on the Google-indexed Internet and every information provider. They consider it their obligation to remove links according to DMCA, they might also be forced by the court to correct obviously misleading page summaries.

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    11. Re:Whoopie by StrongAxe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Looks like he didn't read Google's terms of service...
      IANAL, but this seems to be saying that they are not liable for anything Google serves up.


      Not at all. All the TOS means is that if HE looks something up on Google, they aren't responsible for the accuracy of what they serve HIM. But that isn't what he's complaining about. He's complaining that if ANYONE ELSE googles him, Google is libeling him to THEM. This would happen even if he never went to the Google site, and never saw the TOS. Terms of service cannot possibly be binding on a third party.

  22. Hmm... by wronskyMan · · Score: 1

    The first page of google for "Mark Maughan" brings up a British car ad, some HERF hax0r website discussion messages, some baseball stats and 2 LDS pages. Either:
    1. This guy was on a fishing expedition to find people to sue
    2. Or according to Googles malicious misrepresentation, he's dangerous for google - an expert Mormon pitcher who has HERF guns and tcpdump installed in his Mini :-)

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    1. Re:Hmm... by PedanticSpellingTrol · · Score: 1

      dont' forget the article linked to by /.
      mmm... speedy pool updates

  23. did you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    How many people searched for their names in google after reading this article?

    1. Re:did you? by Blob+Pet · · Score: 1

      well, doing a search for my own name brings up my own web site as the first entry...so should I write something libelous about myself on my website and then sue google?

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    2. Re:did you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      How many people searched for their names in google after reading this article?

      Indeed, I did the very thing. And I find that several websites accuse me of displaying lack of courage. Maybe I should sue Google? I'm after all brave enough to post here on Slashdot!

  24. Google maybe.. Yahoo?! AOL?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I can see why he might think he has a legitimate claim against google (or is he just talking about how google will give results that highlight search terms, separated with "...."?) but how could Yahoo or AOL be responsible?

    Is is Yahoo/AOL's responsibility to make sure that the informaiton they access (NOT the information they themselves portray) is correct?

    And Time Warner? I wonder if he has sued other companies in the past with 'icey sidewalk' type claims.

  25. Okay... Um... by Brainboy · · Score: 1

    This comment isn't insightful, interesting, or funny but...

    This guy is a friggin idiot. And a whiny bitch.

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  26. Mark Maughan and... by Xeth · · Score: 1

    ..Darl McBride. Separated at birth?

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  27. First Result by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clicky

    Hey... hey... I AM NOT AN AUTOMOBILE! Lawyer, here boy!

  28. Litigious Bastards by Zocalo · · Score: 1

    Wait until SCO get's a hold of this! Perhaps they'll be suing Google afterall.

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  29. An interesting side-effect ... by danwiz · · Score: 4, Interesting
    An interesting side-effect is that because of the publicity, the search engine will rank his 'alarming, false, misleading and injurious' information even higher!

    Wonder if this will add strength to his case?

  30. Try adding "CPA" to the search by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Seems like google represent the page quite correctly to me.

  31. Can this CPA add 2 and 2? by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Funny thing. I click on the "Read More" link for this story, and the huge ad that appears directly under it is for...Google!!! Is that irony, or does /. use some algorithm for displaying related ads inside stories, for users who would be more likely to click on those ads?

    Anyway, here's what I was going to post... Can this CPA add up 2 and 2? If there is libelous information on the Internet, and he wishes to pursue litigation, then he should go after the persons responsible for the information. Google is only an index, making the information on the Internet easily available for access. Without Google (and perhaps without similar search engines), it would be all but impossible to find anything useful on the Internet.

    In fact, I think the aforementioned CPA should THANK Google for making it possible for him to FIND the offending information, so that he can take action against whomever he should take action. Without Google, the alleged libel might have been posted all over the Internet and our friend the CPA would never have been any the wiser.

    I further think there is no basis in law for suing an index for pointing to information. On the contrary, I think this was tested in court quite a few times (in all those trials against linking to pages within a site) and it was decided that you can link to whatever the heck you want to link to.

    Therefore, I think this CPA is making a stupid decision, and I believe the case will get dismissed. I hope Google countersues for legal fees. And wins.

    Oh yeah, and did I mention I'm a Supreme Court Justice? Yeah, the Supreme Court of Bullshit.

  32. Bush... by akeyes · · Score: 0

    Now is Bush going to go after Google because of the "Miserable Failure" and "I'm Feeling Lucky"?

  33. The offending link by cybermancer · · Score: 4, Informative
    I imagine this is the offending link to the California Diciplinary Actions List. All the information he claims Google distorted is displayed in black on white on the page owned by ca.gov. Don't know how anyone else could be liable for that.

    So in other words he is suing Google, et al. for pointing to publicly available records that are not flattering. The odd side effect is now that everyone will see this link and know all the sorted details about he and his law firm. Before he made this fuss no one would have cared. Maybe he will sue me too for posting this link. Hmm. . . .

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    1. Re:The offending link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
      It is interesting on the page it says:
      For purposes of settlement, Respondent admits the truth and accuracy of the allegations and charges in the Accusation.
      I guess he decided that truth and accuracy weren't his style anymore.
    2. Re:The offending link by Phosphor3k · · Score: 2, Informative
      Maybe he's suing because of the summary of the page:
      Disciplinary Actions List - Bi-Bz ... Effective July 1, 1993. BROWN & MAUGHAN, AN ACCOUNTANCY CORPORATION (COR 2529). MAUGHAN, MARK G. (CPA 38184) Fountain Valley/Rolling Hills Estates, CA. ...
    3. Re:The offending link by toast0 · · Score: 1

      This may not be a popular assumption, but I had assumed that the firm referenced on the CA gov't page was not the firm this Mark Maughan works for. The NBC page doesn't give any geographic info other than the nicely vague 'South Bay'. One of the two cities listed on the CA page is in what I'd call the south bay area, but the other isn't... so it's a tough call.

      Names, even in combinations of two are not unique.

    4. Re:The offending link by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      Maybe he's suing because of the summary of the page:
      Disciplinary Actions List - Bi-Bz ... Effective July 1, 1993. BROWN & MAUGHAN, AN ACCOUNTANCY CORPORATION (COR 2529). MAUGHAN, MARK G. (CPA 38184) Fountain Valley/Rolling Hills Estates, CA. ...

      Seen this in other comments, too... But maybe I'm misunderstanding... What's especially offensive about the summary - i.e. what is it implying that is untrue? He does have a record of past disciplinary actions against both him (it also shows up on the Ma-Me page) and against his company (hence, the Bi-Bz list). So, what have I missed?

      -T

  34. Good idea... by eniu!uine · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I think it should be manditory for people to know how things work before they can sue someone."

    Does this mean no one will be able to sue me if I write destructive code in perl?

    1. Re:Good idea... by MikeXpop · · Score: 1

      Not at all. This guy is suing *google*. If he truly knew how pagerank worked, he wouldn't sue google, but he could sue the people linking to his site with offending text.

      So to answer you're question, don't write destructive code. I'll sue you.

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    2. Re:Good idea... by Bloater · · Score: 5, Insightful

      From what I read in the article, it's not PageRank that produced the libelous comments but the summary view of the linked-to pages.

      Ie, when searching for the two words:
      "Bloater" "criminal"

      a page that rightly proclaims:
      "Bloater thinks that any murderer is a criminal"

      can be summarised as "Bloater ... is a criminal"

      If this is the case, then just as a the author of an anagram generator does not issue libelous statements, but the "user" does, it is in fact Mark Maughan himself that generated these alleged libelous statements by instructing a peice of search_and_summarise software to search and summarise by cutting out non matching text using some continuation marker such as "..." just as it normally does and he and everybody else expects it to.

    3. Re:Good idea... by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      There's no reason he can't sue Google. It's a matter of whether he can win. In fact:

      [Google pagerank] reformats information obtained from accurate sources, resulting in changing of the context in which information is presented.

      If that's his basis for the lawsuit, I hope they countersue the little twerp straight into bankruptcy.

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    4. Re:Good idea... by Bloater · · Score: 0

      Please note that the clause that "it is in fact Mark Maughan himself that generated these alleged libelous statements" is merely the consequent of a condition that is probably not true, and the conditional statement as a whole is merely the result of an illconceived logical process based on incomplete information and is not even my opinion of events. I apologise for not making this clear.

      Furthermore, I apologise most sincerely that the aforementioned condition is vague and imprecise, it should read more like: "If a court of law should find that this is what has happened, then an initial logical analysis would suggest that ..."

      In addition, the word "generated" is intended to suggest a simple progression of events implying no intent on the part of any party, nor failure of any party to take reasonable precautions to avoid such a completely unforseeable occurrence. In that vein, my closing remark that "[Mark Maughan] expects [the google summary] to [cut non-matching text]" was made in haste and without considering that other persons than myself may not be as familiar with google's proprietary technology as I am. I apologise for that ill considered remark and stress that I have no information regarding Mark Maughan's knowledge to give, and ask that the comment be disregarded by all readers as wholly unreliable.

      I have now read one news article regarding Mark Maughan, and it suggests that he is a capable businessman and I have no reason to doubt his character.

      I am also not a laywer and do not seek to offer counsel to anybody.

  35. Maybe this is what he didn't like... by Jeff+Reed · · Score: 5, Informative

    This page seems to list some disciplinary action taken against his law firm. I quote from the "Cause for Discipline" column (all emphasis mine):

    For purposes of settlement, Respondent admits the truth and accuracy of the allegations and charges in the Accusation. Respondent and his accountancy corporation engaged in the practice of public accounting with expired licenses.

    Respondent additionally failed to pay an administrative fine imposed by the Board for failing to supply the Board with copies of a financial report representing the highest level of service rendered, in accordance with Section 89.1 of the California Code of Regulations. Respondent's failure to pay the administrative fine caused the Board to withhold renewal of his CPA license.


    Sounds like someone knew they'd have no luck taking on the state and decided to try and get some quick cash out a Google. Nice try.

    1. Re:Maybe this is what he didn't like... by Jeff+Reed · · Score: 0

      Curses. Beaten by a minute. There goes my chance for karma whoring.

    2. Re:Maybe this is what he didn't like... by bendelo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      http://www.google.com/search?q=mark+maughan+accoun tancy

      Guess what comes top but the 'Disciplinary Actions List'

  36. Loser pays by leviramsey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The mental midget known as Mark Maughan, who has only been a member of his local CPA association for about a year, is just out to get some easy cash by trying to make it more expensive for Google to fight him in court. CPAs normally make ass-loads of money, so I guess he must be really crappy at his job if he needs the money this badly.

  37. one, two by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA

    *catches breathe*

    HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  38. Poor Mr. Maughan by Baldorg · · Score: 3, Funny

    People will now find out the horrible things he does to animals during his free time...

  39. While by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    While I think this is a bogus lawsuit, I have a fairly good guess as to what he is refering to.

    In google search results, the brief clip of information below the link is often snippets of 3 or 4 different sentences (to show you that all of your requested words did in fact show up."

    I'm going to hazard a guess that Mr. Maughan's result looked something like "Mark... Maughan... And Associates have... not paid their taxes... practice without a license... eat babies."

    If that's what this is about... hes god a point...

    1. Re:While by fbform · · Score: 1

      I'm going to hazard a guess that Mr. Maughan's result looked something like "Mark... Maughan... And Associates have... not paid their taxes... practice without a license... eat babies."
      If that's what this is about... hes god a point...


      I posted something similar a couple hours back. Anyway, the point you raise does not arise in this case because Google's cache is far less accusatory than the contents of the linked page.

      But then I realized the issue was not just "Google called me a criminal". For instance, my boss's kids have made a game of Googling for a name and a phrase, and reading the results. They find entertainment in results like "John Kerry...striptease on the table" and "Halliburton sucks...claimed Cheney." (I made those up, but you get the idea).

      The point however is that virtually anyone can immediately see the relevance and quality of the search results. If a user is incapable of judging a search result's relevance in this fundamental way, then he/she is too incompetent to process any decent amount of information.

      Therefore, even if Google had returned that patchwork quilt of sentence fragments (which in this case it did not) that gave a (conceivably) different meaning, one could easily show that a large majority of computer users are able to judge the quality, context and relevance of a search result.

      Therefore, I personally feel Mark Maughan really doesn't have anything to stand on, not even some flimsy hypothetical excuse of "Google's ellipsis lowered my dignity".

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  40. Great Google-ly Moogley! by Mobster · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't put it past people to post links on their websites to the "libelis" (sp??) material just to get it ranked higher.

    His assinine story is already the next to last item on the first page if you google him now.

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  41. yeah but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can easily take someone's picture, name it "baby-eating-joe.jpg" and exploiting Google get this up quite high on Google's rank, is this Google's fault? Or mine?

    Anyway, I bet the guy's American. It's sometimes true what they say about us, but it's only because we have impotent govts, give us all a bad name.

  42. Re:I'm suing Google by TheIzzy · · Score: 0

    Well, I googled for "Anonymous Coward" and came up with 161,000 results. So therefore I must conclude that you are not even geeky enough to know how to use google. I am the true geekiest guy on earth, not some lamo imposter.

  43. The google result in question by RalphBNumbers · · Score: 1

    Googling for "Mark Maughan accountant" gives the following as the 2nd result, I'm going to assume this is the search result in question since noone seems to have linked to it.

    Disciplinary Actions List - Bi-Bz ... Respondent was also alleged to have continued to practice as a certified public
    accountant after his permit to practice public ... MAUGHAN, MARK G. (CPA 38184) ...
    www.dca.ca.gov/cba/discipline/bi-bz.htm - 47k - Cached - Similar pages

    I suppose it does look misleading, but anyone familiar with google should know better than to not actually read the pages in the results.

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    1. Re:The google result in question by jesser · · Score: 1

      The combination of snippets Google displays with each result is sometimes called a "ransom note".

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    2. Re:The google result in question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one am amazed that http://www.markmaughan.com/ is not slashdotted at the moment.

    3. Re:The google result in question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...or to anyone familiar with the [...] notation, which is very, very common. I don't know how to spell it, but it's "dots of ellipses" ? something that sounds like that.

      It's the equivalent of those "lightning-bolts" in graphs or visuals that indicate "this is where we left out a lot of stuff"

      Nobody in their right mind is going to bring suit against someone for making use of standard notation for "we left stuff out here," and actually win. It's an entirely different matter from someone purposefully cutting and pasting WITHOUT these [...] marks.

  44. while he's at it by challahc · · Score: 1

    he might as well sue the company that made his computer and his internet service provider, and his parents

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  45. Can I sue NASA? by JayPee · · Score: 1

    I did a quick search for my name and discovered THIS! Can I now sue the bejesus out of NASA?

  46. Loser Pays... by ndykman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think it may be time for the US to seriously consider implementing a "Loser Pays" system in civil court. Basically, if you, as a lawyer, pursue what is found to be suit with insufficient legal merit, then you are liable for all the costs of the case, including the other sides fees, plus any penalty the court finds suitable.

    If you as a lawyer don't believe that a case has merit, but the client wants to pursue the case, the lawyer can draw up a contract noting that the client has been advised that consuel believes the case does not have merit, and that they, the client, will bear the liability for all costs and penalties in the case.

    The first thing that happens in a civil suit is that it is analyzed for merit, and if it found lacking, liability and fines are assessed.

    Basically, it takes the profit motive for pursuing crappy cases out of the system. Why shouldn't lawyers pursue any case? Money is money.

    And this still allows for anybody to pursue a case, but they have to assume the costs if the lawyer doesn't find any merit to the case.

    1. Re:Loser Pays... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The adverserial system should be dropped alltogether and the inquistorial system implemeted>

    2. Re:Loser Pays... by torokun · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Firstly, the rhetoric about litigiousness is hype. The rhetoric about overly high damage awards however, describes a real problem.

      Secondly, there is a trade-off between innovation in law and the loser-pays system. It's recognized that novel legal approaches are rarely taken in countries where the loser pays. It just makes sense that not only those with poor cases, but also those with good cases based on new interpretations or new law will be wary of bringing suit in such a system.

      The U.S. is the only common law country without a loser-pays rule, but it is also recognized that such legal innovation, when eventually adopted in other common law countries, usually happens here first due to this issue.

    3. Re:Loser Pays... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The State of Alaska has a flavor of the English Rule where the losing party (plaintiff or defendant) pays a portion of the winner's costs and attorneys fees. The amount is set by administrative rule and varies depending on how far the case goes (you pay more if you go all the way to trail and lose, in other words).

      The average percentage assessed is around 15 to 20%; perhaps not enough of a deterrent but it's another hit on top of your own costs and fees. More would perhaps is too big a deterrent to filing a suit and unjust.

    4. Re:Loser Pays... by adamjone · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The loser pays system has advantages, but it can be abused just as easily as the current system. Plaintiffs with a valid case will be a bit gunshy about bringing their case against a major corporation. If they are lucky enough to find a lawyer willing to take the case and assume the risk, there is still the off chance that they could lose the case and be assigned enormous fees. Companies with plenty of resources would be encouraged to fight all court cases under this system, as they would incur minimal court costs in a loss, and could possibly profit from a win.

    5. Re:Loser Pays... by LordLucless · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The system the grandparent suggests is not really "loser-pays". He is not suggesting that in all civil suits, the loser pays the winner's legal fees. He's saying that the first priority of the court should be to see if the case has merit. If it does, then each party pays their own fees. If the case is found to be without merit (equivelent to the judge hearing it, then chucking it straight out, I would assume) then the person with the stupid case has to pay.

      I think this is a great idea; firstly, it would keep the legal costs paid out down - the "loser" would only have to pay for the costs of the beginning of the trial, before the issue of merit is decided, rather than for the whole huge case. Secondly, it would only punish frivilous cases, not cases where it was close, but one party won by dint of lawyer, or something like that.

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    6. Re:Loser Pays... by JInterest · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think it may be time for the US to seriously consider implementing a "Loser Pays" system in civil court. Basically, if you, as a lawyer, pursue what is found to be suit with insufficient legal merit, then you are liable for all the costs of the case, including the other sides fees, plus any penalty the court finds suitable.

      IAAL, and you seem a little confused as to what a "Loser Pays" system is.

      A "loser pays" system is one in which the losing litigant, not the lawyer for the litigant, pays the attorney's fees and court costs of the prevailing side. This is also known as "fee-shifting".

      Such a system seems to have an intrinsic appeal to certain people, particularly to those who really don't understand how the U.S. legal system works.

      The U.S. legal system is a combination of statutes and judge-made law. A large amount of U.S. law is judge-made, particularly in the area of tort, and new legal theories and new causes of action are an important part of the development of that kind of law.

      Right now, U.S. citizens enjoy a liberal civil justice system in which any person may make a claim in good faith. The price for that system is that there are some who will abuse it.

      A general "loser pays" approach would of course stifle that process of creating new law. It can be argued that is appropriate, since legislation should be the prerogative of legislatures. However, with more and more legislators coming from non-legal backgrounds, and the increasing nastiness and contentiousness of politics, statutes are becoming more complex and often require interpretation, which means that somebody, somewhere, has to make certain arguments about matters for which there isn't any precedent as of yet. Judge-made law is thus unavoidable, if only as a matter of interpretation.

      So you see, a "loser pays" system creates a problem. We already have laws that allow recoveries against people who file meritless lawsuits or who prosecute an action in bad faith. But if the U.S. legal system had always employed a "loser pays" approach, many legal decisions that we now take for granted could never have happened; for instance, the NAACP would have been bankrupted by their many losses long before Brown v. Board of Education.

      Now in reading the post I am responding to, I cannot help but think that the poster operates under the misconception that attorneys have some crystal ball that allows them to know whether a client has a meritorious case when the client comes in and hires the attorney, prior to the conduct of discovery or a hearing or anything else. You wouldn't want an attorney have to prejudge YOUR case, I assure you. An attorney is a hired expert, not a judge or jury. It is clients that drive litigation, not attorneys. The litigiousness of U.S. society is a direct result of both the increasing assumption of power by the judicial branch, which encourages the seeking of judicial rather than legislative or private solutions to social problems, and the expansion of legislation of all kinds that began in the mid-20th century, a result of a "progressive" mindset that sees legislation/State coercion as the solution to persistent human problems. More law makes more litigation, it's just that simple.

      Yes, the fact that there are so many attorneys in the U.S. now, and that they are all hungry for work, means that litigants have far more access to our overburdened courts than they used to. But the reason that there are so many more attorneys is that the policy of the courts and state governments has been to increase competition in the legal services field in the public interest. There are more law schools than there once were. Various court decisions going back to the '60's prohibited minimum fee schedules, non-compete agreements, and other anti-competitive practices between lawyers.

      I am not saying that there shouldn't be reform, but a universal "loser pays" system is a cure that is worse than the disease. Eliminating conti

    7. Re:Loser Pays... by ndykman · · Score: 1

      This is a slight variation on "Loser Pays". In fact, "Loser pays" isn't the right term. If the case has merit and proceeds, the loser isn't necessarily required to pay the other side's court costs, unless that is part of the settlement. So, in this case, a corporation or person may not recover any costs in a defense, even if they win the case. The liability is introduced if the case is ruled to have "obvious lack of merit." To go further, I'd even make coporations or lawyers that engage in extreme cases of meritless litgation can be charged criminally. And finally, this would not hold for those who seek arbitration. The main problem with the civil term is that it is by nature adversial. There is a winner, a loser. In many cases, that is too black and white. Arbitration is not win or lose, and that has real advantages. I think it'd be a good thing if arbitration becomes the default route of settling most civil disputes. In it's current form, it seems to be cheaper and faster and it works better.

    8. Re:Loser Pays... by ndykman · · Score: 1

      "Loser Pays" is not the right term. You are correct. It's more "idiotic cases don't pay". If the case is dimissed on obvious lack of merit, then the lawyer or party is liable for all costs and a potential fine.

      The idea is that lawyers must consider if a case has true merit. If the case is rule to have merit, then things proceed and recovery of costs can be included in the settlement, if it is ruled. If not, no such luck. The judgement comes at the beginning of a case, and it is not revisited later.

      And if this means lawyers have to do more investigation into the facts of the case from their clients perspective and judge it's likelihood of success, I think that's a good thing. If that means that more facts have to be laid out early, then that's fine with me.

      Also, if the client is persistent in seeking legal recourse, the lawyer can shift the burden to the client after discuss what that entails.

      Yes, that will discourage a lot of suits, but that's fine by me. The problem is the number and nature of civil suits. The fact that many unduly profit by cases of dubious merit is a side effect of that problem.

      In my mind, there is not enough to discourage lawyers from pursuing cases with little or no merit for fees. My friend is having to sue his neighbor from blocking off his driveway, over a weird nit in Utah law from 1894. He's up to his neck in fees, but it's still less than the loss on his house.

      What does he have to do to recoup his costs? Sue the title company of course, and that's more lawyer fees. It's like you mentioned. Google can turn around and sue him. And that's one more case in the civil term. I'd argue we have way too many civil cases right now.

      The problem is the civil system is win or lose, adversial, and a long process. I'd like to see arbitration take over as the default means to handling civil disputes. It's not win or lose and it can be much more streamlined, and it's the buck stops here. No stream of appeals (which often does little but add lots of billable hours).

      The civil model is showing it's age and I claim it is outdated and needs revision and augmentation. In my judgement, the civil process serves those in law much, much more than the general population, and that's not the case. Remember, the system was set up with the notion that one could defend oneself in a civil case. You can't now. Criminals are required to have lawyers, but who will defend you in the civil term?

    9. Re:Loser Pays... by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 1

      "A general "loser pays" approach would of course stifle that process of creating new law."

      I'm sorry, but you say that as if it were somehow a bad thing. But, of course, *Y*AAL.

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    10. Re:Loser Pays... by 10Ghz · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Firstly, the rhetoric about litigiousness is hype.


      Is it really? From what I have heard, close to 50% of world lawyers are in USA.
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    11. Re:Loser Pays... by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1
      Well I think there are two possible undesirable situation here. Let's assume there is a good little guy, and a big evil company:

      • current system: big company sues little guy, little guy wins the case but the costs of defending himself bankrupt him
      • loser pays: little guy wants to sue big company, but the risk of losing stops him, the big company gets away with taking his stuff

      In both situations the system failed to provide justice - however as long as the court system is in reasonable shape, the party who is in the right would usually win the law suit. So considering that, I think the problem in the latter situation should occur less than in the former.

      Not that this would be perfect, but it could be an improvement.

    12. Re:Loser Pays... by flossie · · Score: 1
      Making the lawyer liable for costs is probably not a good idea. Many lawyers would then have a great incentive to refuse to take cases against large corporations with deep pockets.

      The system we have in the UK seems to work quite well. Basically, the judge can award costs as he sees fit. This usually means that someone bringing a frivolous lawsuit against someone else can expect to end up paying the other party's costs, whereas an individual defending themselves against a large corporation does not usually have to worry about paying the corporation's costs. Hence it is a lot harder for companies to intimidate individuals and force them to settle out of court to avoid the risk of losing.

      I remember one interesting libel case that I researched for a school report. Someone sued somebody else because they didn't properly seal an envelope and they felt that this meant inaccurate information about them might be made available to secretaries in the company to which the letter was sent. They won the case but the judge thought the case was frivolous and awarded damages of 1 pence and ordered both the plaintiff and the defendent to pay their own costs.

  47. unprofessionnal reporting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Keep in mind that the article comes from Tuvalu, a country of 11,500.

    sued Google, AOL, Time Warner and Yahoo!

    Exclamation marks should never appear in a neutral article.

    Friday for libel.

    How is this a complete sentence?

    1. Re:unprofessionnal reporting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shove it up your ass.
      the company name is Yahoo! - with the exclamation point. Friday for libel is not a seperate sentence, it continues after Yahoo!

  48. Knee Jerk Reactions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know if this guy is entirely wrong. Suppose there's some suit that alleges gross negligence, and Maughan is representing that person. I could see a situation in which you search for

    "Mark Maughan" negligence

    and come up with something like

    "Mark Maughan .... was indicted on charges of gross negligence"

    You get the point - the auto-summarization picks up the keywords you're looking for, but might summarize it into a sentence that reads like he's a criminal or a pedophile, when he might only be representing a criminal or pedophile.

  49. mod parent up... by gbrayut · · Score: 1

    +5 THE TRUTH

  50. Kill the messenger. by sittingbull · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh ya, kill the messenger (Google) after he dies of a heart attack to bring you the best information possible; that always works.

  51. But what about googling Bush? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    miserable failure, click feeling lucky.

    Should we sue for allowing an electoral college to override popular vote and put a simple minded bafoon in the white house?

    Whining bitch.

  52. Why not ? by lazy_arabica · · Score: 1

    Why doesn't he sue his computer manufacturer ?

    1. Re:Why not ? by billster0808 · · Score: 1

      Or he could just sue the internet!

  53. To summarize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The government says:

    "This list contains names of licensees for which accusations have been filed and are pending possible disciplinary action; summaries of all decisions within the past seven years for those found to be in violation of the California Accountancy Act and/or the rules and regulations of the California Board of Accountancy; and summaries of decisions older than seven years but occurring since July 1, 1993, for licenses revoked, surrendered or placed on long-term probation (beyond three years)."

    Brown and Maughan just "happens" to be listed. Have they been sued? Doesn't look like it.

    Google on the other hand is libelous for linking to an official government agency.

    God bless our legal system... we'll listen to any case put before the court, regardless of how horrendously stupid it might be.

  54. Congratulations! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    You are the prize winner of being the first schmuck to post the "begs-the-question" pedanticry to slashdot!

    Yes, while countless millions go on with their lives being perfectly able to make the distinction between "circular argument" and "leading question", you are there in the forefront making sure that an insignificant badly worded phrase coined centuries ago shall continue to wreak confusion for years to come! Well done! Carry on!

    You know, your anal retentive obsession about "begs the question" really begs the question, do you really understand basic English? This is the question that I am begging.

    And gosh, did you know that I B.A'd in Logic? Fat lot of good that did me with guys like you around telling me how to speak.

    1. Re:Congratulations! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this what George Bush meant by "No child left behind?"

    2. Re:Congratulations! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... making sure that an insignificant badly worded phrase coined centuries ago shall continue to wreak confusion for years to come!

      Obviously the confusion comes from the newly introduced misuse of the phrase. This confusion is what the "deal with it" attitude mentioned above will get us. When he says "A", does he mean "A" or does he really mean "B"? Languages don't change, people change languages. Changing definitions out of ignorance is not evolution of a language, it's perversion of a language.

    3. Re:Congratulations! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      " You are the prize winner of being the first schmuck to post the "begs-the-question" pedanticry to slashdot!"

      The word is "pedantry."

    4. Re:Congratulations! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I had mod points, I'd give them to you. In teaching classes on proof at a major university, I cannot tell you how frustrating it's been to deal with people who end up having to un-learn all the bogus crap they've picked up from people who encourage ignorance like the wrong use of this expression.

  55. Question... by Walker2323 · · Score: 0

    Does this guy work for SCO?

  56. Here's what he's actually referring to by Cyph · · Score: 5, Informative
    When you search google for his company name, the first hit it comes up with shows the following for the description:


    Disciplinary Actions List - Bi-Bz ... Surrender of license accepted. Effective July 1, 1993. BROWN & MAUGHAN,
    AN ACCOUNTANCY CORPORATION (COR 2529). MAUGHAN, MARK G. (CPA 38184) ...


    The reason he is suing is because "Surrender of license accepted." is shown in the description, while it actually is carried over from a section on the page which doesn't refer to his company. Though if you view the page you'll see that the company is actually on probation for 3 years. The site linked to is actually http://www.dca.ca.gov. Now, apparently, this guy thinks that if Google sampled some of the results on the page, and accidentally showed that, Google is somehow responsible for libel.

    Personally, I think he's insane, but I can see his position on this because it does look misleading. I just hope he doesn't win anything.
    1. Re:Here's what he's actually referring to by The+I+Shing · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Finally, someone posted something that explains what this suit is about.

      I can see why this guy would be peeved about the way his company is listed in Google, but shouldn't he just try to outrank that page with his own site? He needs to have some other sites link to his and increase its popularity so that it pushes that government site's listing down a bit.

      Perhaps he could counter by having a page on his own site that explains why the Google listing is misleading. You know, tell his side of the story.

      Again, I sympathize with the guy. I'd be miffed if a search of my company's name brought up as its first listing a result that appears to state that I surrendered my license in 1993. But I can't see a judge allowing this case to go to trial. I can't see how a lawyer has any chance of proving actual harm in court. I'm pretty sure that someone who sees that listing is not going to base his or her decision on whether to use an accountant solely on what they see in the Google listing... they'd click on the link and see what the page has to say, and once the judge gets that idea into his or her head I'd say it's game over for the poor accountant.

      But who knows, maybe they'll settle out of court for a half-million dollars, especially since Google refuses to do anything about the problem.

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    2. Re:Here's what he's actually referring to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It raises a good point, actually - Google's method of trying to display relevant capsule sections comes up with some bizarre pseudoparagraphs sometimes. I find the algorithm misleading about as often as it's useful. Since Google is actually generating defamatory (and untrue) text, I can see why he'd bring suit. But since they clearly had no intent to defame, I don't see how he can win it. Any anonymous cowards who AAL care to comment?

    3. Re:Here's what he's actually referring to by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

      I wonder if he ever asked them to make a change prior to filing the suit. If he did not, I would say that his goose is cooked. Otoh, if he did, it is quite possible that a judge/jury would rule that they should have made a change to make the snippet more accurately reflect what actually happened.

      It's the same idea as a web forum being forced to remove a libelous post.

    4. Re:Here's what he's actually referring to by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      The thing is, I can see his position, but the fact that he doesn't apply any logic to the entry discredits him entirely.

      I don't think it is fair to expect that the summary be an exacting replication of the intent original document. Google is simply showing the sentences that happen to match the search criteria, even if they might represent disparate sections of the document. One thing that can be done is adjust the ranking based on how far apart the keywords are, but I bet Google probably does that a little already. Heck, the ellipsis (...) is supposed to signify that information is left out for brevity, and one only must click the link to see the source. Anyone that uses a Google summary to form such an opinion is really stretching it for credibility unless one admits that their clients really are total retards.

      I think to sue for libel, one must prove damages, so the guy has nothing coming to him for a few different reasons.

  57. Meanwhile... by Thedalek · · Score: 4, Funny

    Googling for my name reveals that, in addition to being an avid gamer, I apparantly played Greedo in Star Wars.

    Think I'll sue Lucas for not paying me.

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    1. Re:Meanwhile... by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      So did you shoot first or what?

      Jaysyn

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  58. Re:how about suing the site with the actual conten by FauxReal · · Score: 1

    I think the issue is the way google shorts the results in those little snippets. So,if you read the results only instead of actually clicking the link... you'll see things that don't sound flattering. But those are just random snippets from pages found in the search results.

    The actual website may not even have unfavorable texst on it.

    At least that's how it sounds to me...

  59. Bad logic by Mistlefoot · · Score: 3, Informative

    That's plain bad logic.

    If I offer you child porn with a disclaimer, no matter what's in the disclaimer, traffiking in the child porn would still be illegal.

    There are many instances where you cannot be forced to abandon your rights by signing a contract saying that you do. And this Google search happens whether or not the 'complaintent' searched or not. He's concerned about other people doing this.

    I've no idea who's right here, but your logic fails badly.

    1. Re:Bad logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't know much about law, do ya?

      This is a civil case, not a criminal one. Civil liability, by and large, can be contracted away.

    2. Re:Bad logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah... The thing is, Google is essentially just spitting back stuff it found on the 'net, so anything found on the search pages was harvested, not created, by the engine, so the point is moot anyeway and I'll just shut up now.

    3. Re:Bad logic by srealm · · Score: 1

      Theres a HUGE difference between civil and criminal law.

      If you gave child porn with a disclaimer, you could still be convicted in a CRIMINAL court, but not sued.

    4. Re:Bad logic by Shurhaian · · Score: 1

      How is Google breaking any law by providing links to sites which reference the search terms? The information is already public, Google is merely collating it.

      The analogy doesn't hold because you're severely altering the basic premise, not because the logic is flawed. It's a case of "If you use our software and hurt yourself with it, don't blame us" for Microsoft, and "If you use our service and are hurt by what other people say, don't blame us" for Google. Misuse is implied to some degree or other in each case; it IS possible to use Windows safely, and many, many people use Google each day without having a fit.

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  60. CPA by twelvestring · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While I don't believe that a lawsuit is the appropriate response to this...I can at least understand where this guy is coming from. As a CPA myself, having your clients (and potential clients) being able to trust you and that your credentials are on the up and up is absolutely critical. As the use of google has become more and more ubiquitous, typing in a local CPAs name and turning up results alleging misdeeds, fraud, etc. certainly does not help to give "warm and fuzzy" feelings to clients.

    1. Re:CPA by kayen_telva · · Score: 1

      do warm and fuzzies override the publics right to know that they are on probabtion for 3 years ??

    2. Re:CPA by Frobnicator · · Score: 1
      > having your clients (and potential clients) being able to trust you and that your credentials are on the up and up is absolutely critical. As the use of google has become more and more ubiquitous, typing in a local CPAs name and turning up results alleging misdeeds, fraud, etc. certainly does not help to give "warm and fuzzy" feelings to clients.

      True enough. It is important to have a good relationship with the accountant. The document he is complaining about is a link to the problems he had for having an expired license. If you otherwise trust the guy, I'd just ask him "hey, will you show me a current license?"

      Instead of coping with this (relatively minor) issue, the guy is suing for libel.

      See my other posts in this topic for the legal definitions of that. In short: Legal documents are immune to libel claims (the guy is complaining about the index of a legal document); Statements must be false (Google's claims are about the document and are correct, they are not about the person); Malice must exist; Statements must be 'sufficiently factual' to be evaluated as fact about the person (The two excerpts you get from google are not facts about the person, only facts about the document being linked to)

      So instead of not having clients trust him because of an expired piece of paper, future clients will see that he sues when people discuss his past. Rather than a little fear that the guy isn't currently certified, they'll turn and run because if they ever talk about him, they'll be the next ones in court.

      And in the short term, this will probably be thrown out in a preliminary hearing.

      All told, this guy's choice to file a lawsuit will probably harm him for the rest of his career. When I see these types of people, I generally feel sorry for them. Even if he manages to fight and win in court, he will still lose lots of business in his career. If he loses in court, it's even worse for him.

      frob

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  61. spooky by padlamoij · · Score: 1

    It just spooks me out how you can get sued and lose a ton of money without anyone in the country knowing that what you were doing was illegal in the first place. It almost feels like getting convicted of a crime that they made up after you did it.

  62. And I got a bumper sticker on my *front* bumper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It says if I squish you like a bug with my car it's your fault for being in the road.

    In other words, disclaimers like Google's are worth about as much as the paper they're printed on.

  63. It's the pigeons by hburch · · Score: 1
    Maybe Mark should give Google's pigeons some of his sandwich next time he's in the park, instead of selfishly eating it all himself.

    Google chooses pigeons who have larger wing span, since they peck faster, but they tend to be less accurate and moodier. However, if you bribe them with some bread, they'll treat you kindly.

  64. no! by Jafa · · Score: 1

    How dare you compare this litigious schmuck to the Man in Black!

  65. Err... by .com+b4+.storm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm not all that familiar with libel in legal terms, so here are a couple of questions I had off the top of my head - can you sue someone for the results of a mathematical equation? After all, PageRank is basically glorified statistics and mathematical wizardry. Furthermore, is it "libel" if a computer produces results based on mere data? Doesn't some human have to be involved in making the "statements" about someone for it to be considered libel?

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  66. obMicrosoft-conspiracy-theory by diamond0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    suppose Microsoft funded this guy too?

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    1. Re:obMicrosoft-conspiracy-theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no evidence of this at this time. But this article was posted the same day MS announces the future rollout of their new search engine. SlashDot articles in the past have indicated MS has their eye on competing with google...

  67. What the by iswm · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Talk about digging for gold... His claim is pretty outrageous. Some people will do just about anything for money or publicity.

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  68. into the vortex by GigsVT · · Score: 1

    Funny thing is, if he gets a lot of press for this, he'll have "thrust himself into the vortex of public debate" and will have to prove a much higher standard of libel, "actual malice".

    I wonder if this has ever come up, or if this applies retroactively? (Becoming a public figure as a result of the alleged libel)...

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  69. Tough Luck by tiny69 · · Score: 2, Informative
    http://www.dca.ca.gov/cba/discipline/bi-bz.htm

    For purposes of settlement, Respondent admits the truth and accuracy of the allegations and charges in the Accusation. Respondent and his accountancy corporation engaged in the practice of public accounting with expired licenses.

    Respondent additionally failed to pay an administrative fine imposed by the Board for failing to supply the Board with copies of a financial report representing the highest level of service rendered, in accordance with Section 89.1 of the California Code of Regulations. Respondent's failure to pay the administrative fine caused the Board to withhold renewal of his CPA license.

    He broke the law by practicing with an expired license, failed to pay fines, and is now now suing search engines because the information was posted on the internet by the state of California. That's his own damn fault. People need to learn to live with the consequences and take responsibility for their actions.

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  70. No, but Al Gore will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Despite the fact that he invented the internet

    :-)

  71. easy solution by Daktaklakpak · · Score: 1

    the company should just change their name. bad publicity begone!

  72. My god, he's right! by ZorbaTHut · · Score: 1

    I just googled for his name, and found out that apparently he's - get this - suing Google because he doesn't like what a Google search brings up!

    If that isn't an insult to his intelligence, I don't know what is.

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  73. To what extent is Google a publisher? by Denyer · · Score: 1
    They do provide Usenet archives and cached pages from some sites. I would think that their actual algorithms would fall under their user agreement as a service, though.

    Do we have an examples of 'twisted' information (relevant to this case, that is)?

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  74. Jokes on him... by fltsimbuff · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Everyone should look at this as a lesson.

    Talk about bad things being said about him... He just gave everything credence by bringing up those ridiculous lawsuits. At the end of the day, he is going to look 10 times worse than the Google results alone could make him appear... Add to that, that it is going to be much more widely known?

    I mean, honestly... Does this guy think that the slim chance of getting lots of cash out of these companies is really worth the REAL damage this is going to do to him and his company?

    Lawyers that represent frivelous lawsuits are scummy... The People that hire the lawyers are scummier.

  75. EMAIL HIM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I say we send him some of our comments!!

    E-MAIL: taxxbiz@aol.com

    Have fun guys ;0

  76. Re:how about suing the site with the actual conten by fbform · · Score: 3, Informative


    Here's the offending page.

    It's the Disciplinary Actions page in the California Board of Accountancy section on the California Dept of Consumer Affairs's website.

    Note that Google itself does not list any specific disciplinary actions, except for the rather damning page title of "Disciplinary Actions List - Bi-Bz".

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  77. Wait till he finds out.... by gbrayut · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    what else Google has to say about him...

    Here is the good stuff:
    michael moore is fat
    michael moore is an opportunistic
    michael moore is a grandstanding asshole
    michael moore is a hypocrite
    michael moore is less attractive
    michael moore is a disgusting piece of shit
    michael moore is a son of a bitch
    michael moore is dull dull dull
    michael moore is a big fat idiot? stupid white men
  78. Re:how about suing the site with the actual conten by no+longer+myself · · Score: 2, Informative
    I think this was link to the unfavorable text he found... here

    Google is your friend.

  79. When google gives wrong info me by randomwalker · · Score: 5, Funny

    When google gives wrong info on me(other people have same name), i just add their stuff to my resume.
    I gained a dance school and a few civil war books in my resume experiences.

    1. Re:When google gives wrong info me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention a search for my name on google renders a p0rn star who has the same name.

  80. It's only right... by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's only right that Google should validate the truth of every one of the six billion pages indexed by their system. After all, eager minds want to know:

    Who really killed JFK, did Tammy really make out with Nick at the end of the high school prom, and whether UFO's, the Lock Ness Monster, bigfoot, black triangles and the chucacubra really exist or not. This could save so much effort and time wasted on speculation and controversy.

    1. Re:It's only right... by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

      Don't forget about the true identity of Jack The Ripper, where the WMD's are buried, who constructed the Face On Mars, and why Tammy Faye Baker doesn't trust Faith Healing for her cancer.....

      wbs.

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    2. Re:It's only right... by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      It's "chupacabra". That's Spanish for "goat-sucker", which in Spanish doesn't sound half as kinky as it does in English...

    3. Re:It's only right... by Shurhaian · · Score: 1

      And all of this is to be done, remember, by an automated system for identifying connections within pre-existing content. It should be able to tell who's right and who's full of it, dammit!

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  81. Sorry, spelling/grammar nitpick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just thought I'd point out that this,

    "...all the sorted details..."

    should read "all the SORDID details". Sorted means in numeric or alphabetic order. Sordid means nasty or dirty.

    1. Re:Sorry, spelling/grammar nitpick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no neccessary implication of alphabetic or numerical order, just -some- order. While most orders we encounter in the real world are alphabetic or numeric or can easily be mapped to such an order (for example, chronological order can be taken as a form of numerical order), the requirements of order simply require you do be able to compare elements of a set against eachother to figure out the greater-than or less-than relation.

  82. oops.... by gbrayut · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    oops... wrong name... Hope Michael Moore doesnt sue me...

  83. Look for a connection by HangingChad · · Score: 1

    to Microsoft! lol.

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  84. Doing better than I am.... by plnrtrvlr · · Score: 1

    I've done it quite a few times over the last couple of years. I'm apparently either a doctor or a quite well known computer scientist. Dayaum...... who can I sue?

  85. Don't like it? Don't use it! by KarmaOverDogma · · Score: 1

    Well Duh. If you don't like the (FREE) service with its obvious legal disclaimers against this kind of crap (e.g. use at your own risk) guess what? YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE IT.

    But I guess telling him this would be like arguing with Archie Bunker, who was famous for saying:
    "Stop Confusing me with facts."

    I'd be willing to bet this fellow has made other (frivilous) lawsuits in the past.

    from the article:

    ' According to the suit, PageRank, created by Google founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin, "reformats information obtained from accurate sources, resulting in changing of the context in which information is presented."

    He said PageRank "scans the source, but in doing so, it's not a literal transmission. A literal transmission would be fine." '

    Goodle can code how they want. This is the same kind of lame argument that is used vs. Microsoft and other major companies (who have their own EULAs) about not being happy with their product. These lawsuits are almost never successful. How in the world can expect hold Google to responsible for finding information created by others?

    I only hope the case is dismissed.

    .

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  86. And your point is? Here's good things about him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (and I don't mean to defend, just to show that my parent poster is an idiot)

    michael moore is good
    michael moore is phenomenally good at one thing
    michael moore is my hero
    michael moore is the great tv satirist of the 1990's
    michael moore is that they make you laugh until it hurts
    michael moore is more than just a political satirist
    michael moore is a prophet of our times
    michael moore is a filmmaker who can imagine a political future that is neither republican nor democrat
    michael moore is a man for the times
    michael moore is a man of the people
    michael moore is living on the edge
    michael moore is recognized throughout the world by clients and colleagues in academia
    michael moore is the man
    michael moore is one of those guys whom you would love to have a beer with and just talk
    michael moore is often described as a radical visionary and a trouble maker but i disagree
    michael moore is an activist
    michael moore is = very good in person if you are interested
    michael moore is truly great at inspiring people to do something
    michael moore is a wonderful film maker and an incredible author

  87. Baseball by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

    I typed the name in and got some stats on a baseball player...

    A baseball player... horrifying.

  88. From Google Terms of Service by suitcase · · Score: 0

    Content Linked to by Google

    The sites displayed as search results or linked to by Google Services are developed by people over whom Google exercises no control. The search results that appear from Google's indices are indexed by Google's automated machinery and computers, and Google cannot and does not screen the sites before including them in the indices from which such automated search results are gathered. A search using Google Services may produce search results and links to sites that some people find objectionable, inappropriate, or offensive. We cannot guarantee that a Google search will not locate unintended or objectionable content and assume no responsibility for the content of any site included in any search results or otherwise linked to by the Google Services

  89. presentable context... by neuraloverload · · Score: 1

    i find it interesting that it's not the statements themselves for which he is suing, but the "presentable context". it's like the day you happen to look like hell and then go get some milk at the store, but f*ck, their's the xgirlfriend, or the boss, whatever, as well as anyone else who might care to notice. they then take away an opinion based on that context and whatever other context they already carry. this is entirely human. as is being lazy and just scanning the first 3 pages of google without actually looking at the sources. which unfortunately makes it like the store running a tape loop of you on that bad day, over and over, right in the front window. now while google is an automatic system, and they are still reproducing material, does this mean that google supports the statements? or acting as an intermediary, like a newspaper in presenting content (we can't actually call them facts, or even really useful information any more can we?). if google had added at the top of the page that "we hear this guy is an asshole and blows donkeys and thought you should know too", then, maybe he's got his case. as it stands however, i think this guy's an asshole and he blows donkeys.

  90. Internet Libel Standards by fiumisporchi · · Score: 5, Informative
    It doesn't seem like he will have much success if Bloggers can't be sued for libel. Note this paragraph:
    The court based its decision on a section of the 1996 Communications Decency Act, or the CDA. That section states, "... no provider or user of an interactive computer service shall be treated as the publisher or speaker of any information provided by another information content provider." Three cases since then -- Zeran v. AOL, Gentry v. eBay and Schneider v. Amazon -- have granted immunity to commercial online service providers.
    Point, set, match, google.
  91. Mirrors? by nadolph · · Score: 1, Funny

    I am waiting for someone to sue a mirror manufacturer for showing them thier ugly face.

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    1. Re:Mirrors? by Bassman59 · · Score: 1

      ... or a bathroom scale manufacturer because the scale told him how fat he was.

  92. A lawsuit cause someone named a car after him. by craznar · · Score: 1
    My Google search came up with:

    http://www.polo-gt.co.uk/mk4/mmaughan.htm

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  93. Information perfectly accurate by Galvatron · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm not sure about all of the charges, but the California Board of Accountancy does list the disciplinary action for practicing with an expired license. This is the first Google result for "Mark Maughan CPA" (without quotes). So as far as I can tell, the information DOES appear on the state board site, contraditing the article.

    At first, I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt, because I have seen results before where it takes search terms from different parts of the page, and gives a misleading summary:
    ...blah blah blah blah blah blah Mike...
    ...Maughan punished for gross negligence...

    Even though the linked article might be talking about Mike Smith and Fred Maughan. I can see how something like that could be damaging to someone's reputation, and Google might want to change the way it presents summaries. But since the "offending information" actually does appear on the Board website, I'm not sure how Google is supposed to be responsible.

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  94. His Website by Carpal+Tunnel · · Score: 1

    Everyone go here: http://www.markmaughan.com/.
    The email listed is taxxbiz@aol.com
    Lets show him some /. gratitude!

    1. Re:His Website by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still aint slashdotted...

      At least he can choose a web hosting company if he cant renew his license for his crooked little failing business and doesn't like potential customers to learn what a shitwad biz he tries so hard to run but runs into the ground.

      taxxbiz@aol.com - S P A M TROLL!

  95. You mean this guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    http://www.markmaughan.com/

    10221 Slater Avenue, Suite 104
    Fountain Valley, CA 92708
    Ph: (714) 962-1600
    Fax: (714) 962-8598
    E-MAIL: taxxbiz@aol.com

    (He's an AOL user... And he's suing AOL.)

  96. My mis-reading of headline by spook+brat · · Score: 2, Funny

    When I saw the headline I immediately thought, "why is the Coalition Provisional Authority suing anyone? I didn't think they had time or money for that..."

    Boy do I need to get out of Baghdad...

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    1. Re:My mis-reading of headline by stienman · · Score: 1

      Boy do I need to get out of Baghdad...

      Just head north until you see the big "USA 5720 MILES -->"

      Enjoy the scenery!

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  97. Re:You mean this guy? - Linkable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oops.. here's an href:

    http://www.markmaughan.com/

  98. Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    John A Girardi
    Attorney
    Girardi & Keese

    5 Burrell Ln
    Rancho Palos Verde, CA 90275

  99. No, stupid by IshanCaspian · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A librarian is a bad example, because Google doesn't even understand what a person is...it's just a pattern-matching algorithm. You make them sound like some kind of a malevolent agent that refuses to stop telling big mean 'ol nasty lies...the truth of the matter is that Google just scans for whatever words you put in it, and if someone is publishing information that contains those words, it's going to turn up.

    Furthermore, there are so many people in the world with any given name there's no expectation that just giving google a name is enough to be sure you're going to be talking about the same person.

    This is like looking in the card catalog for your name and then suing the library for libel.

    Don't be so quick to knock ridiculous metaphors, you had a really ridiculous one and you didn't seem to understand what was going on at all.

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  100. Re:Bush...Already posted! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    L A M E!

    Copying AC posts, shame on you. Running Windows too I suppose?

  101. why go through the trouble? by boarder · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Excuse me, but if you went through the trouble of going to court with this, why did you not take it all the way? I mean, you won $1000, why did you call THEM asking for satisfaction? Why not take further legal action? I'm sorry, but if a company owes me that kind of money, I'm going to get it.

    The next part is even more unbelievable. As big as SBC is, I highly doubt that some low level bill supervisor cares about your lawsuit and complaints enough to perform highly illegal actions (of which you have written, documented proof in your bill). Even more ludicrous is that a high level manager would care about something so petty as $1000 to fuck with you. Then, even if this did happen, why did you not take those bills to the Better Business Bureau or to small claims court again?

    All of this sounds like urban legend... even the $1000. I would guess that a judge would fine them the amount you paid to have your phone unlisted, then ordered them to take your name out of the next version of the phone book.

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    1. Re:why go through the trouble? by King_TJ · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yeah, you make a valid point that the next step would have been going back to the courts to complain about the judgement going unpaid.

      But you don't find it believable that people at SBC would alter your bill in retaliation?

      I'm sure it happens more often than you'd think. While SBC makes it incredibly tough for employees to add new services to an existing line (upgrading your DSL to a faster speed, for example, requires approval of several levels of people), it's shockingly *easy* for 3rd. parties to add charges to a monthly phone bill.

      Anyone can create a bogus "shell" company that claims to provide long distance services, and proceed to bill customers for usage. It's part of SBC's job to pass these 3rd. party telco charges along on your statement - and good luck getting them removed if they're incorrect!

      I've known several people (and companies) that had this happen to them before. Sometimes, people even call pretending to be a well-known service like Sprint, when in reality, they're just a Sprint reseller who tacks a big profit margin onto Sprint's normal rates. Sure, they give you "Sprint" long distance, but not at Sprint's normal prices.

      A dishonest employee could easily find some way to mess up your phone bill, without resorting to the difficult-to-implement method of upgrading the services you already pay for on your line. It only takes a few seconds to check-mark a few things in the computer and you might be paying a monthly "line maintenance fee" you never requested, or a change to your preferred long distance calling plan that costs you many $'s more than before.

    2. Re:why go through the trouble? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so it wasnt about the lawsuit, its just that you are an ASSHOLE

      really. you are

    3. Re:why go through the trouble? by azuretek · · Score: 1

      you realise all those people you talked to are just phone reps, you didn't actually talk to anyone that could make a difference, there wouldn't be that kind of "retaliation" from people that dont care about your problem...

      in fact I doubt if you called more than once you even spoke to the same "supervisor" as on your last call

    4. Re:why go through the trouble? by LuxFX · · Score: 1

      All of this sounds like urban legend... even the $1000. I would guess that a judge would fine them the amount you paid to have your phone unlisted, then ordered them to take your name out of the next version of the phone book.

      Not if you could prove damages by having your number listed. People unlist for all sorts of reasons, including avoiding harassment, stalking, interruption of privacy, etc. If you have any of these problems, a phone company listing your number when you pay for it not to, could be held liable.

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    5. Re:why go through the trouble? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Think what you want but it's fact. I pissed off everyone at SBC. I cursed everyone with every foul word you could ever dream up, and I didn't talk to the flunkies, everytime I called I demanded to talk to a supervisor and I kept going up the ladder, pissing on shoes all the way up.. Yeah, it happened as I said it happened. It's the reason the wire is dangling 6' from the ground on the pole in my backyard.

      SBC, the corporation, didn't add crap to your bill to retaliate for your $1000 judgement. All those people whose "shoes you pissed on" each (probably one their own) threw a little something on your bill because you're a fucking prick. Did you really think any of those flunkies or their supervisors have anything to do with SBC's non-payment of a court judgement? Get a clue.

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    6. Re:why go through the trouble? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      pissed off everyone at SBC.
      I cursed everyone with every foul word you could ever dream up, and I didn't talk to the flunkies, everytime I called I demanded to talk to a supervisor and I kept going up the ladder, pissing on shoes all the way up..


      Hmm, hard to imagine why the starting jacking with your bill, then.

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    7. Re:why go through the trouble? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't laugh, but the guy i used to work for got billed for being "an arrogant bastard" by his phone company.

      http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_519582.html ?m enu=

      http://www.google.com.my/search?q=%22James+storr ie %22+phone+bill+bastard&btnG=Google+Search&hl=en&ie =UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

    8. Re:why go through the trouble? by idlemachine · · Score: 1

      Because he grew angry at their inability to provide the service he asked and paid for, he should continue to be illegally penalised by people who can't separate his distaste for the company from their own personal feelings? I do know what you're saying and I do agree that his behaviour probably did compound this, but jesus...he somehow deserves to be treated this way because he reacted to being treated like that? That makes no sense.

    9. Re:why go through the trouble? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Don't misunderstand, I don't think he deserved to be screwed with. But it's not surprising that he was. Most people working in customer service, for some reason, think when you shout obscenities at them, you're actually insulting them and not the company for whom they work. I wish people on the other end of the phone would grow some thicker skin and learn how to say "I'm sorry you feel that way, but there's nothing I can do, it's policy."

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  102. Can't hide from the past by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I first started using the Internet there weren't a lot of users from the general population, no search engines. News postings would eventually expire.

    In that environment, it seemed very inviting to freely post your views without fear that someone would take those comments out of context. Since, at the time, only a select group were on the net, it didn't seem that there was much to fear.

    But times have changed, and now every dumb thing I said when I was 16 is available retroactively to some HR secretary who thinks the internet lives in an icon on her computer. That secretary will never understand that those comments were made in a time when the Internet wasn't about selling shit to people.

    She won't realize that my postings were not for her, they were for the intelligent people who used to inhabit the Internet. They were also made at a time in my life when I thought it was okay to be honest and not worry about how random people would try to read into your life and think they have enough information they find from a google search.

    Now I know to never give my ideas or any information about me out. Even the most innocuous things will be archived forever. It makes me feel wary to participate at all online. Even a friendly forum can be bought at a future date and all my personal information can be put out on display for the whole world to pick through.

  103. Here is what he did by Lucky+Kevin · · Score: 1
    People are coming up with lots of "maybe he saw this ..." or "maybe he typed this in, the bad stuff is near the bottom of the page."

    No, he typed in Mark Maughan CPA and look! What he doesn't want people to know pops up first!
    Serves him right, maybe next time he'll do his job correctly!

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    Kevin
    "It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in" O. Nash
  104. oh no... big ol' mean google picking on you by im_not_jose · · Score: 2, Funny

    awwww.... boohoo poor old Mark Maughan. big ol' mean nasty google has narrowed down billions of people in this whole world just to put a few nasty search results under his name. shall we give him a group hug? i wonder if this is just another microsoft-backed conspiracy or if he's just an immature idiot... or perhaps even both. who knows? maybe he will try to sue slashdot next, because if you run his name under its search engine, a few nasty (and true) things may pop up. and the world goes kersplash.

  105. Did we forget... by Chmcginn · · Score: 1

    Matt Groening's other cartoon?

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  106. You jest, but here's ALL the info I can find! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have no idea about the state of gay marriage, but as for this guy, I found this info via Google.

    By reading this, you agree not to sue me and not to use this information unlawfully :P I'm just reporting what I've found, verbatim, from Google. I didn't write up any of this information, I've just pieced it together and I have no idea how true any of it is.

    Of course, *since* I found it via Google, it may well be the same "false and misleading" information. Hell, I don't even know if this is the right guy! However, it is a CPA with at least the same first & last name as him, who I *think* is in the right area. It's apparently old info (from 2000), and when I looked under the accountancy firm he does business for, this was the business' only citation listed (this is also the only citation listed for him).

    Interestingly, a citation for someone with the last name McBride is right next to this guy's (no known relation to Darl, but I don't have those Mormon geneology databases to work off of, either)

    The citation is at the end of this post for formatting purposes. As for the email/address/info of this guy, if my research is right, his web page appears to be:

    http://www.markmaughan.com/

    Which lists the following contact information:

    Contact us at:

    10221 Slater Avenue, Suite 104
    Fountain Valley, CA 92708
    Ph: (714) 962-1600
    Fax: (714) 962-8598
    E-MAIL: taxxbiz@aol.com

    What follows is the citation, exactly as listed on some California government server's webpage. I didn't make this up, I'm just quoting exactly what I know, without any expressed or implied endorsement of what they've said. Clearly, this person seems to feel that this information is "false and misleading," so... Anyhow, the following information is taken from http://www.dca.ca.gov/cba/discipline/ma-me.htm

    MAUGHAN, MARK G. (CPA 38184)

    BROWN & MAUGHAN, AN ACCOUNTANCY CORPORATION (COR 2529)

    Fountain Valley/Rolling Hills Estates, CA

    Revocation stayed with three years' probation and a 30-day suspension, via stipulation settlement.

    Probation terms include:

    30-day suspension from the practice of public accountancy.

    Renewal of the CPA and corporate licenses, respectively, within 30 days of the effective date of this order.

    Compliance with the citation order which contained administrative fines totaling $1,500.00 and an order of correction and abatement. Payment of $1,500.00 is due within 30 days of the effective date of this order.

    Reimbursement of $4,360.17 to the Board for investigative and prosecution costs.

    Submission of a sample set of financial statements, representing the highest level of service rendered, between August 1, 1995, and July 31. 1997.

    Completion of a Board-approved ethics examination with a score of 90 percent or grater, within the first year of probation.

    Other standard terms and conditions.

    Effective December 27, 2000
    For purposes of settlement, Respondent admits the truth and accuracy of the allegations and charges in the Accusation. Respondent and his accountancy corporation engaged in the practice of public accounting with expired licenses.

    Respondent additionally failed to pay an administrative fine imposed by the Board for failing to supply the Board with copies of a financial report representing the highest level of service rendered, in accordance with Section 89.1 of the California Code of Regulations. Respondent's failure to pay the administrative fine caused the Board to withhold renewal of his CPA license.

    Business and Professions Code, Division 3, Chapter 1, 5050, 5100 (f) and 5154; California Code of Regulations, Title 16, Division 1, 89.1.

    -----

    For reference, here is all the information you could want on Darl McBride, as has been posted several times to SlashDot before:

    The SCO Group
    355 South 520 West
    S

    1. Re:You jest, but here's ALL the info I can find! by Xenographic · · Score: 1

      I wonder when he's going to sue Slashdot, at this rate, for all that...

    2. Re:You jest, but here's ALL the info I can find! by alanw · · Score: 1
      Completion of a Board-approved ethics examination with a score of 90 percent or grater, within the first year of probation.
      Perhaps the board need to pass a spelling examination?
  107. One more for Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CPA Mark Maughan is a penguin-sucking gerbil shit. Sue that, you little bitch.

  108. Why all the hostility? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When we consider things like Google and LexusNexus, which are used by almost everyone for accurate information, why shouldn't they (Google etc.) be held responsible for linking potentially harmful and/or inaccurate information about a person/business? The media often has to retract inaccurate claims in their news stories in subsequent editions. If Google is to be used as an authoritative source of information, it must be held to higher standards than just any internet website spewing one's opinions. Googling a business shouldn't require you to sift through the results to find sites that are actually relevant to your search.

  109. Don't give Fernando Poe any ideas... by dido · · Score: 1

    Googling for "Bangungot ng bayan" brings up as its first hit the website for Philippine presidential candidate and former actor Fernando Poe Jr. The phrase literally means "national nightmare", with the word "bangungot" meaning a nightmare that kills you if you don't wake up from it. Fortunately, the site linked to is not official, as FPJ doesn't even have one (the only Philippine presidential candidate who doesn't).

    Gee, have I just increased the site's pagerank?

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  110. It's good to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that MAUGHAN, MARK G. (CPA 8184) and BROWN & MAUGHAN, AN ACCOUNTANCY CORPORATION (COR 2529) do not appear in the List of Disciplinary Actions for California Board of Accountancy's Licensees at the website http://www.dca.ca.gov/cba/discipline/ma-me.htm#mau g_mg

    For purposes of settlement, Respondent admits the truth and accuracy of the allegations and charges in the Accusation. Respondent and his accountancy corporation engaged in the practice of public accounting with expired licenses.

    Respondent additionally failed to pay an administrative fine imposed by the Board for failing to supply the Board with copies of a financial report representing the highest level of service rendered, in accordance with Section 89.1 of the California Code of Regulations. Respondent's failure to pay the administrative fine caused the Board to withhold renewal of his CPA license.


    What? WHAT? Someone named Mark G. Maughan of Brown & Maughan does appear there? Oh, then nevermind. Are Heise & Kevin McBride working on this case?

  111. I smell a SCOX by nutznboltz · · Score: 1
    Girardi wants a court order to prevent Google from using PageRank.
    How much did MS pay another company to pay Girardi?
    1. Re:I smell a SCOX by nutznboltz · · Score: 1
  112. Misunderstood, perhaps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I, and probably everyone here, has at least some idea of the way PageRank works, I'm careful to try and understand this guy's (obviously flawed) viewpoint.

    We all understand that it's an automated system, and that it indexes millions upon millions of pages, and does so in a remarkably efficient way. However, I truly believe, barring that he's simply bringing this suit for "free advertising", that this guy is completely disconnected from the way PageRank, Google, and the internet itself, actually work.

    I would actually wager that this guy may really believe it's much like the phone book, where real humans actually type in information, after reviewing a source document. This seems, to me, the only explanation for why he believes that such a suit is not frivilous, that it's the result of human manipulation of source documents using corporate guidelines (that being, PageRank-tm)

    This is definitely not to condone it, but just to throw out there that Maybe, JUST maybe, this guy misunderstands things, and thinks the world is only slightly larger than his own armspan.

  113. Stupid Americans... by blitzrage · · Score: 0, Troll

    I'm sorry, but some of the things I see people suing for is downright stupid. The American legal system is pretty much pathetic at this point. When people start doing things like this, it just makes me wonder.

    It's Saturday night, I'm drunk and I've never had bad karma, so go ahead and mod me down :)

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    1. Re:Stupid Americans... by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

      Bah, don't worry. We know our legal system is in the dumps right now.

      Not much to be done really, at least not without restraining people from being stupid, and if we did that we'd ALL be in prison.

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      "There is a way that seems right to a man, but its end is the way of death." Proverbs 16:25 (NKJV)
  114. Psh. by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 1

    Okay, and he can really do that? I think not.

    Google, Yahoo, and everyone else that he chose to sue had nothing to do with the creation and maintaining of those websites against him. It's not their fault that they are apart of the internet. What are they suppose to do?

    Come on Mark, just go sue the internet. Really.

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  115. Look at the source, not the index. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google reports OTHER pages that match a search. Google DOES NOT generate content.

    If the data is wrong, go after the SOURCE, not the INDEX.

  116. Re:And your point is? Here's good things about him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You do know that Googlisms don't include complete quotes or contexts, right?

    Examples:

    only a retard would think that michael moore is good
    michael moore is phenomenally good at one thing, making lies sound credible.
    what I like about fans of michael moore is that they make you laugh until it hurts
    michael moore is more than just a political satirist, he's a devious propagandist

    Et c.
    Get my point? Googlisms are even more useless than movie critics' "quotes" used in Hollywood's marketing.

  117. Friends and family by M.+Silver · · Score: 1

    he was told by friends and family

    I'm not buying it. You just *know* he was egosurfing.

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    Slashdot's token middle-aged housewife
  118. He's not going to have much luck suing on PageRank by walter_kovacs · · Score: 1

    PageRank is just a numerical representation of how popular a page is... it has absolutely nothing to do with content, and is just one of over 100 variables used to calculate rankings. Here's a description of what PageRank is all about:

  119. I don't see it going anywhere by UnknowingFool · · Score: 3, Informative
    IANAL but isn't there many precedents where courts have ruled against him. For example, the Supreme Court:
    New York Times Co vs Sullivan

    In this case, it is well known that Google is a search engine that finds information on somebody else's website.

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    1. Re:I don't see it going anywhere by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Yeah... but the Google cache is on Google's property.

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  120. I'm suing a well-known geek website... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...for disparaging my character by claiming a total lack of bravery. If there are any others out there like me, we might be able to form a class action.

  121. Re:how about suing the site with the actual conten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I hope this will teach people not to associate Mark Maughan with that page.

  122. Truth IS an absolute defense by DavidinAla · · Score: 1

    In libel and slander cases, truth is an absolute defense. If the information if true, the man will NOT win, unless there is some MAJORLY huge change in legal interpretation from the U.S. Supreme Court. Based on what I know about libel and slander law, I don't think the guy stands a chance -- and he shouldn't win, of course.

    1. Re:Truth IS an absolute defense by CitizenJohnJohn · · Score: 1

      Once more with four-part harmony and feeling:

      Truth is NOT an absolute defence against libel in some jurisdictions. Two that I am aware of are New South Wales, Australia (where I live and work as a journalist and therefore am required to have a working knowledge of these things) and Switzerland, where Andrew Jennings was sued by the IOC after writing 'The New Lords of the Rings' because it contained a bunch of true statements that upset former fascist Juan-Antonio Samaranch.

      TWIAVBP, and assuming that speech enjoys the same protections elsewhere as it does in the US is unfortunately a good way to end up looking silly.

    2. Re:Truth IS an absolute defense by DavidinAla · · Score: 1

      In discussing a U.S. court case, I didn't find it necessary to point out that the rest of the world doesn't necessarily deal with it the same way. I'm sorry if you find that offensive, but I thought the context was plain enough.

    3. Re:Truth IS an absolute defense by lazybeam · · Score: 1

      New South Wales, Australia

      Hehe, did you listen to Hack on TripleJ the other day as well? :)

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  123. Offhand I would say... by Chordonblue · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He needs to take this up with the original posters of this information. You can sue someone for libeling you (hopefully if it's not true), but you can't sue Xerox for printing the copy.

    Stupid fscking lawsuits. How about this - don't be an asshole and you'll have nothing to worry about to begin with - END OF LINE.

    --
    "...Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam..."
    1. Re:Offhand I would say... by kaens · · Score: 1

      i was going to say just this - google isnt the one writing about him, its whoever wrote what was on the site. how has google committed any crime here? it hasnt, all it did was return some search results.

      if this guy somehow wins, almost anybody could sue google. its ridiculous.

      imagine - every mainstream musician, every politician, everyone who has ever had someone make a webpage about them sues google.

    2. Re:Offhand I would say... by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

      ``How about this - don't be an asshole and you'll have nothing to worry about to begin with - END OF LINE.''

      Unfortunately, this is not very true. In a country where you can be sued for selling fastfood, or because a burglar gets injured from falling through your balcony, or because you did something that has been patented without you knowing it, I think you can be sued pretty much no matter how you behave.

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    3. Re:Offhand I would say... by Blue23 · · Score: 1

      He needs to take this up with the original posters of this information. You can sue someone for libeling you (hopefully if it's not true), but you can't sue Xerox for printing the copy.

      The original article says that the problem is that the "page rank" takes things out of context. I assume they mean the little snippets of the page that are displayed.

      While this guy is a freaking idiot, and with his list of defendants he obviously just wants some settlement money, but his point of showing a small section of the content changes the context is only about 99% wrong.

      Of course, it's still like trying to sue a library card catalog catalog because you don't like the book description.

      Cheers,
      =Blue(23)

      --
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    4. Re:Offhand I would say... by instarx · · Score: 1

      The original article says that the problem is that the "page rank" takes things out of context. I assume they mean the little snippets of the page that are displayed.

      You may be right, but that isn't what I interpreted the complaint to be. My interpretation is that the damaging page came to the top and was displayed more prominantly than all the other pages that did NOT say damaging things about him. He thinks this is unfair and the pages that say good things about him should not go to the bottom of the list. Of course the damaging page turned out to be from the State of California listing CPAs under investigation, so of course it has more links to it than other, positive, pages.

      If Google used a pagerank systm that preferred pages with words such as "criminal" or "investigation" over words like "honest" or "upstanding" he would have a case, but Google's technique of using the number of links to a page is pretty much independent of that kind of bias.

    5. Re:Offhand I would say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      O/T: you realise your sig has a superfluous apostrophe? I find it ironic in a quote alluding to someone else's stupidity.

    6. Re:Offhand I would say... by DocEnrique · · Score: 1

      libel
      n.

      1. A false publication, as in writing, print, signs, or pictures, that damages a person's reputation.
      The act of presenting such material to the public.
      2. The written claims presented by a plaintiff in an action at admiralty law or to an ecclesiastical court.

      Arguably, google did present the information to the public. However a case like this could destroy search engines, making the web nearly useless so . . .

      (Above definition from dicionary.com)

    7. Re:Offhand I would say... by Prothonotar · · Score: 1

      I think the complaint is that when google matches multiple words (for instance, i did "Mark Maughan accountant"), it shows parts of the page that contain those words, with "..." between the parts. In the case of the search I did, I get this text:

      ".. Respondent was also alleged to have continued to practice as a certified public
      accountant after his permit to practice public ... MAUGHAN, MARK G. (CPA 38184) ..."

      I think Mr. Maughan's complaint is that this leaves the impression that he was disciplined for the cited reason (or depending on your search criteria, for another reason).

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    8. Re:Offhand I would say... by Felinoid · · Score: 1

      The information is on the California state website.

      He is clamming Google represents the data incorrectly and that the California state government dose NOT say what Google says.

      However in order to get the impression this guy is operating as a CPA with out a liccens you have to folow the link and get...

      Respondent additionally failed to pay an administrative fine imposed by the Board for failing to supply the Board with copies of a financial report representing the highest level of service rendered, in accordance with Section 89.1 of the California Code of Regulations. Respondent's failure to pay the administrative fine caused the Board to withhold renewal of his CPA license.

      from here.

      The guy's been cought by the state pulling a fast one and now it's open for all to see.
      He's suing Google for doing what it dose best.. Digs up any peace of information reguardless of how much people try to burry it.

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    9. Re:Offhand I would say... by Facekhan · · Score: 3, Informative
      Libel cases almost cannot be won in the United States. The burden of proof is extremely high.

      check out: http://www.ldrc.com/LDRC_Info/libelfaqs.html#What% 20is%20Libel?


      In order for the person about whom a statement is made to recover for libel, the false statement must be defamatory, meaning that it actually harms the reputation of the other person, as opposed to being merely insulting or offensive.

      The statement(s) alleged to be defamatory must have been published to at least one other person (other than the subject of the statement) and must be "of and concerning" the plaintiff. That is, those hearing or reading the statement must identify it specifically with the plaintiff.

      The statement(s) alleged to be defamatory must also be a false statement of fact. Since name-calling, hyperbole, or exaggerated and heated words cannot be proven true or false, they cannot be the subject of a libel or slander claim.

      The defamatory statement must also have been made with fault. The extent of the fault depends primarily on the status of the plaintiff. Public figures, such as government officials, celebrities, well-known individuals, and people involved in specific public controversies, are required to prove actual malice, a legal term which means the defendant knew his statement was false or recklessly disregarded the truth or falsity of his statement. In general, in most jurisdictions private individuals must show only that the defendant was negligent, that he failed to act with due care in the situation.

      A defamation claim will likely fail if any of these elements are not met.

      While on many of these issues the burden of proof is on the plaintiff, the primary defenses to a defamation claim are that the statements are true, are not statements of fact, or are privileged. Some defamatory statements may be protected by privilege, meaning that in certain circumstances the interest in communicating a statement outweighs the interest in protecting reputation. For example, most, if not all, jurisdictions recognize a privilege for fair reports of government and judicial proceedings, and for reports of misconduct to the proper authorities or to those who share a common interest (such as within a family or an association). Privileges do vary somewhat from state to state in their scope and requirements. They often apply to non-media defendants to the same degree as to media defendants.

    10. Re:Offhand I would say... by coyotedata · · Score: 1

      If you have a schmuck for a lawyer of course you have a case-well you think you have a case-is that not the same thing when you are as famous as whats this guy's name?

    11. Re:Offhand I would say... by esswedl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I recall an interesting situation from when I used to run the website for the Illinois Supreme Court. I received a phone call from a gentleman who was upset with a Google result. Apparently, an employee at the business he owned had gone through a divorce, and the divorce case had reached the appellate court. Our website published the appellate justice's opinion of the case, and the text of the opinion had mentioned the name of the business in conjunction with the employee's name. A Google search for the name of the business returned this opinion as one of the top results, and the owner wanted us to remove the text of the opinion that mentioned his business. He seemed to feel a divorce court record reflected poorly on his company. In fact, he had already called Google to complain, and they suggested he contact the website publishing the page.
      Google was just doing what it should--return results containing the search terms. His company didn't have a website, so there were very few results to show, and the divorce records were prominent. However, the opinions of the appellate courts are a matter of public record, and the state has a duty to publish them, primarily in book form, but also as a public service, on the web. Furthermore, the part of the judicial branch where I worked, the Illinois Supreme Court Reporter of Decisions Office, certainly couldn't go around mucking with official opinions. We were charged with formatting the decisions for publication and fixing punctuation, but no substantive changes.
      Tough luck for that guy. If he was so worried what was said on the web about his company, perhaps he should have gotten a website of his own, and published relevant information to push the appellate opinion down in the search results. If other users agreed that his page was more helpful, the Page Rank of the divorce records would have dropped. Google's business is to find information on the web, and it displays results based on what the linking public finds helpful. If you have nothing good to say, you can't make Google say nothing at all.

    12. Re:Offhand I would say... by yRabbit · · Score: 1

      Well, I think his comment was pointed towards everyone, all of the sue-happy morons, telling all of them to not be assholes.

      By the way, if anyone sues me for this comment, it's obviously admittance of being a moron. So there.

    13. Re:Offhand I would say... by deblau · · Score: 1

      The original post was published by the State of California Board of Accountancy, who were probably making the announcement by rule of public policy. I don't think he can tell them to cease & desist. I also don't think he's got a chance in hell against Google. They should grind his ass into little tiny ass-flakes and scatter them to the wind.

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    14. Re:Offhand I would say... by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      Libel cases almost cannot be won in the United States. The burden of proof is extremely high.

      True as far as it goes. But to defend yourself in a libel case, you still have to pay a lawyer, and you still have to defend.

      I recently received a Cease and Desist notice from a lawyer working for Rob Martinson who runs mailwiper.com. They claim to be selling an anti-spam tool, but they spammed me multiple times (including after I'd asked them to stop), and they also run spywiper.com - which is known for advertising by sticking spyware on peoples computers and telling them they have to buy spywiper to get rid of it.

      The page is currently down, though I expect to have it back up. My point is, though his chances of winning are very small *if* I defend myself, he can drag me to another state, and force me to hire an attorney, simply for telling the truth.

      My page was, prior to pulling it down, the 3rd hit on Google for mailwiper - I'm sure he didn't like that. Funny, though, now the #2 hit is for the Center for Democracy and Technology, which has filed FTC complaints about him. I'm pretty sure they already have lawyers lined up, so I doubt he'll get far by making the same threat to them.

    15. Re:Offhand I would say... by Facekhan · · Score: 1

      Actually he might not be able to drag you to another state. The court has to have jurisdiction over you. A guy can't sue you in California when you live and work in NY just to make your life harder. In the case of an individual person you pretty much have to live, work, reside, be in the state, or own property in the state to be under its jurisdiction. With the exception of the latter they will probably have to prove you are in the state by serving you in the state. If your website is hosted in that state, then maybe they can get you but I don't think they can get you just because your site can be seen anywhere.

    16. Re:Offhand I would say... by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      Jurisdiction gets complicated, and as I'm sure you know, the law doesn't have a very good grasp of the internet. Most of the time courts will allow them to file. You can go to court and argue that they don't have jurisdiction - but you have to argue it, which puts you back in the original position. If you just write a letter to the court saying "I don't think you have jurisdiction" and don't show up, they will almost certainly render a default judgement against you. A spammer sued Steve Sobol and several others not long ago in Florida, for completely frivoulous stuff, and ended up dropping the suit eventually. But the defendants still had to hire a lawyer.

      Some states have anti SLAPP laws, but they don't seem to apply to my specific case, as neither Texas (where I live) or Georgia (where the guy threatens to sue me) have them.

  124. I guess I should sue google too... by SalsaFrontier · · Score: 1

    Since a quick google of my name gives me a damning account of a murderer with the same name as me. Hmmmm, I must be entitled to millions!

  125. He's on third on MSN search by SocietyoftheFist · · Score: 1

    If he was number one there would he sue too?

    http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?q=Mark+Maugha n+ certified+public+accountant&FORM=SMCRT

  126. Mike Who? by dbCooper0 · · Score: 1
    The summary using the same search without quotes has no mention of any "Mike", just "Mark Maughan" - and it floats to the top, from which I drilled into the same page you cite. Yes, the guy and his firm FSCK'd up, and that's just too bad. Like Rolling Stone, all the the news that's fit...

    FWIW, CPAs are increasingly getting on my list on the same level as ambulance chasing (well, let's just say all...) lawyers, greedy doctors (most of them), county officials, DUHbya and his admin...

    It's just that my first client from my start in the early 80s working on computers hired me to start a computer division - which seemed to go well until I turned over all my business clients to them and then they raised rates, started charging the inflated rates for hours NOT spent ("we'll base our billing on PERCEIVED VALUE!"), and I wrote the bastards off as greedy beyond reproach.

    They all suck green donkey...eggs...

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    1. Re:Mike Who? by Galvatron · · Score: 1
      Right, sorry, I have no idea why part way through my post I started calling him "Mike." What I was trying to do was provide an example of how it is theoretically possible for Google to return potentially misleading results. Illegal or not, Google ought to think about remedying that, perhaps by only quoting contigious blocks of text, or else by making a more obvious seperator than an ellipsis, which can be easy to skim past.

      But I see no evidence of this theoretical possiblility having occured in Mark Maughan's case, though it is possible that Google has removed offending results. The article claims 3 "false" results, only one of which was substantiated through my Google search. The other two, gross negligence and failure to timely submit a client's claim for refund of overpayment of taxes, may have been misleading Google summaries as I described. Again, I'm making no judgement about whether I think Maughan ought to be compensated (in fact, I'm of the opinion that he should not be), but it does point to a minor user interface issue in the way Google presents results.

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    2. Re:Mike Who? by dbCooper0 · · Score: 1
      No problem; I knew when you wrote "Fred" you were making a point - but the subject I used was to perhaps bring on such a discussion as this.

      I agree that Google (my research bastion of survival :) should not break up contiguous results - as I've just adapted to the ellipsis-separated phrases in skimming through results. Often I've wished that there were more tricks to use in trimming the "fat" off the result set of data. Perhaps I'll invest some time to try the Advanced Search - but I don't like interfaces with lots of fields (I'm not a data entry person).

      However, in my stated opinion of the CPA attitudes that seem to have pervaded (perverted?) that industry, I was able to spout off about a subject that still bothers me...and I concur that Mark Maughan deserves nothing but a spanking for his efforts - in fact he's dropped his ability to be taken seriously even further than SCO has by even becoming a litigant here.

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  127. why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This guy is just defending his name. In America, he has every right to do so. The court will decide whether Google is at fault or not.

  128. The result in question by bl968 · · Score: 2, Informative

    From http://www.dca.ca.gov/cba/discipline/bi-bz.htm

    BROWN & MAUGHAN,
    AN ACCOUNTANCY CORPORATION (COR 2529)

    MAUGHAN, MARK G.
    (CPA 38184)
    Fountain Valley/Rolling Hills Estates, CA

    Revocation stayed with three years' probation and a 30-day suspension, via stipulation settlement.

    Probation terms include:

    30-day suspension from the practice of public accountancy.

    Renewal of the CPA and corporate licenses, respectively, within 30 days of the effective date of this order.

    Compliance with the citation order which contained administrative fines totaling $1,500.00 and an order of correction and abatement. Payment of $1,500.00 is due within 30 days of the effective date of this order.

    Reimbursement of $4,360.17 to the Board for investigative and prosecution costs.

    Submission of a sample set of financial statements, representing the highest level of service rendered, between August 1, 1995, and July 31. 1997.

    Completion of a Board-approved ethics examination with a score of 90 percent or grater, within the first year of probation.

    Other standard terms and conditions.

    Effective December 27, 2000
    For purposes of settlement, Respondent admits the truth and accuracy of the allegations and charges in the Accusation. Respondent and his accountancy corporation engaged in the practice of public accounting with expired licenses.
    Respondent additionally failed to pay an administrative fine imposed by the Board for failing to supply the Board with copies of a financial report representing the highest level of service rendered, in accordance with Section 89.1 of the California Code of Regulations. Respondent's failure to pay the administrative fine caused the Board to withhold renewal of his CPA license.

    Business and Professions Code, Division 3, Chapter 1, 5050, 5100 (f) and 5154; California Code of Regulations, Title 16, Division 1, 89.1.

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    1. Re:The result in question by dvNull · · Score: 2, Insightful

      From a government site ? The California Board of Accountancy. Nice

      He should sue the State of California for making this information public. Next we will see felons who have been released from prison suing the government who have their criminal actions on their permanent record.

  129. anyone speak english? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looked in the dictionarry for schmuck in various spellings: nothing.

    Since I dont speak ebonics, I'll presume it means idiot.

    1. Re:anyone speak english? by angst_ridden_hipster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Perhaps if you looked in a good dictionary you'd find it.

      For the record, the word's Yiddish in this context. Literally, it means "penis," but is used as a synonym for "asshole."

      Oddly, in German, it means "jewelry." One could draw some odd conclusions on etymology, were one so inclined.

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    2. Re:anyone speak english? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Literally, it means "penis," but is used as a synonym for "asshole." Note to self: Language is not biology.
      There is a difference between a Liberal Arts education and a Science education.
      Never try to tell someone where they can stick what, as you never know what they might hear.

    3. Re:anyone speak english? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Why would I look in an English dictionary for a Jewish word? Last time I checked, America wasn't Isr.. no wait.

    4. Re:anyone speak english? by Brainboy · · Score: 1

      Hey wait a minute. I thought penis in Yiddish was putz? geez, i need to read up.

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    5. Re:anyone speak english? by angst_ridden_hipster · · Score: 1

      Why would you speak English? After all, America isn't England.

      And hey, the word "Dictionary" comes from Latin, and America's not Italian. "Speak" comes from Old English (see above note on U.S. not being England). Hell, even the name "America" comes from an Italian guy's name.

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  130. You know... by Guppy06 · · Score: 3, Funny

    If he was any good at what he did, he wouldn't need to sue Google for money.

  131. Why the Libel not? by Mulletproof · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Honestly, if you can sue P2P "search engines" for finding music in which they ultimately do not control who downloads or not, why not sue a normal search engine for all the pirated material, warez and serialz? Why not sue them for libel since they're propagating false and slanderous information while you're at it?

    It's always a riot to see hypocrisy and lawsuit abuse come head to head. What a wonderful standard the RIAA has set for us.

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    1. Re:Why the Libel not? by Xepherys2 · · Score: 1

      This is a pretty sad state of affairs. Why must perfectly good things get ruined or attacked by perfectly ignorant people?

    2. Re:Why the Libel not? by Shurhaian · · Score: 1

      I think part of the issue is that P2P programs are at least partly marketed to people who want to find MP3s instead of getting the music themselves(or software, etc., but my introduction to P2P was in music-only Napster days). If they are advertising their services as aids in breaking the law(international law, no less), that's a problem.

      I have no direct experience with BitTorrent(I know, geek--), but from what I've heard, more of the material to be found there is legitimate in such redistribution - for Linux ISOs, a number of the distros are probably quite thankful that some of the onus is taken off of their own servers - in addition to the fact that if the download is coming from several sources, it often gets around bottlenecks. I know modern P2P apps do that too, but it's not presented so strongly as a focus.

      Now, people could certainly use Kazaa or similar programs to distribute their legitimate files, but this is not what it's known for, and all the disclaimers in the world won't change that.

      It greatly depends on how you market it. Example: By touting a brute-force password cracker as a security tool - to ensure that the passwords on your system aren't too easily cracked - you are highlighting a positive aspect[1]; but if you describe it as a cracking tool, i.e. something with which to gain entry into a system without knowing the proper credentials, you are deliberately assisting in a crime[2]. See my sig, but that might be known as conspiracy to commit a crime depending on how it's looked at. It's certainly aiding and abetting any hypothetical criminal that wants to break into someone else's system.

      [1]: I have such a utility on my FreeBSD box to test local passwords. I believe it's in the ports collection as security/crack but I don't have access to the box at this second to check.
      [2]: It also would involve some additional steps to circumvent security measures that try to prevent a brute-force approach; the utility I use, IIRC, relies on access to the passwd file and not the usual login procedures, which impose a timeout on a failed password attempt. Unless you are using this ONLY to test robustness of a system you administer and/or own, there's no legitimate reason to attempt to bypass this routine.

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  132. Mod Parent up! +5 Informative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need to know who these people are.

  133. offtopic reply to sig by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

    A.B.B.E.R.N.

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  134. is he paid by Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or is SCO the only one?

  135. Slashdot Men of Genius... by Magus311X · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think it's about time Slashdot had something along this line:
    ----- -----

    Slashdot Men of Genius...
    Today we salute you, mister "begs-the-question".
    Mister begs-the-question!
    While millions can understand a basic phrase, you take the lead in misinterpreting everything.
    Cannot make a distinction!
    Your lack of logic ensures that phrases coined centuries ago will continue to wreak confusion for years come.
    A leader in confusion!
    You know, your anal retentive obsession about "begs the question" really begs the question, do you really understand basic English?
    This is the question I'm beggin'!
    And gosh, did you know that I B.A'd in Logic? Fat lot of good that did me with guys like you around telling me how to speak.
    Slashdot Men of Genius

    ----- -----

    1. Re:Slashdot Men of Genius... by markhb · · Score: 4, Funny

      You need an ending:

      So here's to you, Mister Begs-the-Question, and here's to that Strunk & White you have jammed up your ass.

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    2. Re:Slashdot Men of Genius... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you spent 4 years and only got a Bachelor of Arts?!? More importantly it took you 4 years to learn logic ( a middle school summer course )?!?

      This gives new meaning to the term "Special".

    3. Re:Slashdot Men of Genius... by Nf1nk · · Score: 1

      godd ending but it begs the question..
      wtf is a Strunk & White?

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    4. Re:Slashdot Men of Genius... by markhb · · Score: 1

      The Elements of Style , by William Strunk Jr. and E.B. White. It's essentially the FM for American English.

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  136. Nice quote by macdaddy · · Score: 3, Informative
    "...killed [sic] a man in Reno just to watch him die

    I have to ask, do you actually know where that quote came from? For those of you that don't know your music, allow me to give you the low-down on those lyrics. Also, your quote is slightly flawed. It's actually:

    "But I shot a man in Reno,
    Just to watch him die,"

    That's a quote from one of the great country western songs, "Folsom Prison Blues", written and sung by the late Johnny Cash, better known as The Man in Black. That song is now one of the staples of country music, hell music in general. For those of you that aren't familar with Cash's music I encourage you to pick up one of his greatest hits albums. The Essential Johnny Cash is a good place to start. I thought I'd make that slightly OT point. Who knows, maybe it'll educate one of you tenderfoots. ;-)

    1. Re:Nice quote by lowmagnet · · Score: 1

      Actually, I wouldn't put the label "Country" on the "Western" there. There is a serious difference in the two styles, at least to me. Country is that whiny twangy stuff, of which the late Mr. Cash never did, and Western has more of a melodic quality with quite a bit more refinement. Only in modern times would they put a "country" music song on a western movie. Plain spoken gents like Mr. Cash have a subtlety and understatement that a Garth Brooks couldn't approach.

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  137. In Canada... by Vagary · · Score: 1

    IANAL, but I believe the reason we don't have frivilous lawsuits in Canada is that you can't ask for immaterial damages. And of material damages, more of them are covered by our government. For example, in a medical suit, there are no hospital fees to sue for, and you can only be awards lost wages above disability benefits. For libel, you can only be awarded a reasonable amount of lost business revenue.

    Our legal system is still unnecessarily corrupt because not all lawyers are required to accept legal aid certificates. If lawyers were employees of the state like doctors and anyone could go to any lawyer (that still had room for patients) for free, rich people wouldn't be able to buy the law.

  138. I want a different lawsuit! by finelinebob · · Score: 1


    From another article:

    Girardi wants a court order to prevent Google from using PageRank. He said members of a class action could include anyone also allegedly libeled by the search engine.

    But I agree with Oscar Wilde that if there's anything worse than being talked about it's not being talked about. Since Google isn't libeling me, I'm going to sue!

  139. Simple solution by xant · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Permit loser-pays up to the loser's own costs or some pre-set minimum (otherwise lawyers acting as own counsel will be able to get away with paying one dollar every time).

    In fact, it should just be "loser pays winner amount of loser's costs". If I sue MS and lose, I pay a few hundred or whatever. If MS pays me and loses, I get lawyer fees for their entire legal department on top of my award. :-)

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    1. Re:Simple solution by sirshannon · · Score: 1

      at first glance, that seems to be a great idea, the best I've heard. However, I can't imagine it ever being the standard because of the vast difference in lawyer fees and the fact that any law like this effectively binds the hands of companies that use high-priced lawyers (and we can not assume that high hourly wage = bad). If we used your rule, then when someone sued you, you would now have to consider not only how much chance they had of winning, but also how much you would risk on a lawyer. Imagine you own a company and your normal lawyer fee is $500 per hour. Joe Schmoe sues you for something that, although being silly to some, may have a longshot chance of winning. Joe pays $20/hour for his lawyer plus a percentage of winning. They are now gambling and the odds are against you. You did nothing wrong but you have a slight chance of losing and the amount of money you will have to pay to win is very high. But if you lose, you lose BIG. So you will have to use a cheaper law firm? That will reduce your chances of winning while reducing the amount you will lose. So you can no longer simply buy the best lawyers you can afford because of the chance that the screwy unpredictable court system we use, you now have to calculate the probability that you could lose and decide how much you want to pay a lawyer based on that. I seems like a good idea if you're the little guy but not if you're the big guy. And you have to keep in mind that sometimes the big guy is right and the little guy is just out for money (as vise-versa is true, too). So when you put yourself in the place of the big guy being sued as a gamble, you have everything to lose and they have nothing to lose and it will look very tempting to some.

  140. What a great idea! by mixtape5 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I think I'm goona make a web page right now that says multiple negative things about me and then search for it on google. When it comes up as a result I will follow suit and make my fortune! Isn't America great?

    This guy is ridiculous he needs to grow up and swallow his pride!

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  141. What?! Someones thinking bad thoughts about me?!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They MUST pay! They will all pay!

  142. http://www.dca.ca.gov/cba/discipline/bi-bz.htm by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1
    Hilarious. Now he'll need to sue NBC 4 and AP for making an even bigger fool out of him than the APPROPRIATE link to his, apparent, disciplinary record.

    Moron. That's my opinion.

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  143. Yeah, well... by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Funny

    He's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Mark Maughan pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

  144. Well? by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did you shoot first or didn't you?

  145. His firm on the CA state disciplinary site... by borgheron · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Given that the california state gov't lists his firm as under investigation for the things listed below, I believe he's barking up the wrong tree:

    http://www.dca.ca.gov/cba/discipline/bi-bz.htm#b ro w_cor

    All google does is index and store. The information, so far as I can tell is accurate. :) He's just looking to squeeze some money out of the big guys.

    GJC

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  146. This is the page that he's suing over by CTalkobt · · Score: 2, Redundant

    Google returned the following page when I searched for his name and CPA: http://www.dca.ca.gov/cba/discipline/bi-bz.htm

    It turns out that it's a .gov address so if it's incorrect according to the article then somebody screwed up elsewhere, not google.

    Google does not attest to the validity of statements on each web site; they merely index them. I don't think the guy has a clue, or a case.

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  147. rant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    maybe we should do the miserable failure trick with this smacktard. mark maughan = greedy son of a bitch. using the courts to turn a f'n buck, another fucking darl in the making.

    reading news like this i get so angry i want to throw people like that off tall buildings then run them over with a zamboni

  148. This will go on your Permanent Record by 1iar_parad0x · · Score: 3, Interesting


    Your bait of falsehood takes this carp of truth:
    and thus do we of wisdom and of reach,
    with windlasses and with assays of bias,
    by indirections find directions out:
    so by my former lecture and advice,
    shall you my son.

    You have me, have you not?

    --Polonius, from Hamlet Act II Scene


    Whenever I acquire the use of an attorney, doctor, or an accountant, I google their name first. I googled (searched outside of google as well) the names of my professors to determine their research interests and teaching style. I can understand this man's complaint. However, I believe his complaint is with the website owner (in this case the state of California).

    Although this does bring up an interesting legal question. Does Google have the same responsibility that say the New York Times (haha, I know) of providing context for their reporting. Matt Drudge has demonstrated the power of the internet. Heck, I've recently run into two cases where people in our justice system have been disbarred|fired for misconduct based solely on their internet postings.
    There is a deeper precedent here.

    Imagine a future in which programmers are hired to place data to throw off intelligent agents parsing for good information. Do you have a bad credit history? You need to call a data munger. Did your business get a bad review in the local paper and it's now been preserved for all of history on the Wayback Machine and Google -- get a data munger. You see a data munger won't hide the information, but he will surround it with so much spamorific tripe as so to make it unparsable. The Orwellian future is now. Are you a struggling musician wishing to create some word of mouth for your band -- hire a data munger. Perhaps we should all jump on board the new field of data manipulation for profit.

    A case study of the church of scientology newsgroup

    I've created a simple business plan:
    Step 1: Spam|Parse the internet at large
    Step 2: (Blackmail|Obfuscate data for|plant news for) clients
    Step 3: Profit

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  149. If you can't compete, sue. by mgoodman · · Score: 1

    That seems to be the underlying theme in business these days *cough*SCO*cough*

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  150. Not as long as its properly licensed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Does this mean no one will be able to sue me if I write destructive code in perl?

    Not as long as its properly licensed (liability disclaimer et all)
  151. Schmuck = genitalia/jewelry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Family jewels", anyone?

    1. Re:Schmuck = genitalia/jewelry by WalterSobchak · · Score: 1

      Knowing Englisch, German and - to an extent - Jiddish I ask to mod the parent up. This actually is the connection.

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  152. Meaning of libel by Frobnicator · · Score: 1

    > is it "libel" if a computer produces results based on mere data?

    Libel has a very specific legal meaning.

    "Published material meeting three conditions: The material is defamatory either on its face or indirectly; The defamatory statement is about someone who is identifiable to one or more persons; and, The material must be distributed to someone other than the offended party; i.e. published; distinguished from slander.

    Criminal Law: A malicious defamation expressed either in printing or writing or by signs or pictures, tending to blacken the memory of one who is dead, with intent to provoke the living; or the reputation of one who is alive, and to expose him to public hatred, contempt, or ridicule. ... It has been defined perhaps with more precision to be a censorious or ridiculous writing, picture or sign made with a malicious or mischievous intent ...

    ... There is perhaps no branch of the law which is so difficult to reduce to exact, principles, or to compress within a small compass, as the requisites of a libel. ... In order to constitute a libel, it is not necessary that anything criminal should be imputed to the party injured; it is enough if the writer has exhibited him in a ludicrous point of view; has pointed him out as an object of ridicule or disgust; has, in short, done that which has a natural tendency to excite him to revenge.

    ... The publication must be malicious; evidence of the malice may be either express or implied. Express proof is not necessary: for where a man publishes a writing which on the face of it is libelous, the law presumes he does so from that malicious intention which constitutes the offence, and it is unnecessary, on the part of the prosecution, to prove any circumstance from which malice may be inferred. But no allegation, however false and malicious, contained in answers to interrogatories, in affidavits duly made, or any other proceedings, in courts of justice, or petitions to the legislature, are indictable."

    -- Bouviers Law Dictionary, a whole bunch of court references omitted.

    Online versions of the dictionary can be found all over, such as here and here.

    Also, it is a form of defamation, defined as:

    "To determine whether a statement implies a factual assertion, courts examine the totality of the circumstances in which it was made. First, they look at the statement in its broad context, which includes the general tenor of the entire work, the subject of the statements, the setting, and the format of the work. Next they turn to the specific context and content of the statements, analyzing the extent of figurative or hyperbolic language used and the reasonable expectations of the audience in that particular situation. Finally, they inquire whether the statement itself is sufficiently factual to be susceptible of being proved true or false.

    The First Amendment requires that the courts allow latitude for interpretation." -- same source, and references removed again

    There are a bunch of points that all the companies have in their favor:

    • Legal documents are immune. The documents that Google is referencing are legal documents.
    • Statement must be false. The statements are excerpts of another document. Goople's statement isn't that the guy had those problems. Google is claiming that the documents it points to contains that text [which in fact, it does].
    • Malice must exist. Google could easy deflect it based on the malice requirements, as their automated quoting system can be easily shown to have no malice.
    • The enitre statement must be 'sufficiently factual' to be evaluated as fact. the excerpts would obviously fail this test, both because they are suc
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  153. I Googled My Name by DietVanillaPepsi · · Score: 2, Funny
    Apparently, I'm a slut.



    The folks at General Hospital will be hearing from my attorney.

  154. That's what judges are for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Allow the judge to determine who pays what costs. That's what they're for, to run the procedings in an impartial manner.
    If Ford done blowed up some Pintos to save a buck, let them pay the fees. If the plaintiff makes a living by injuring themselves in retail stores and suing, stick them with the cost. If a person with a legit beef sues someone who the trial shows is not intrinsically evil, pay your own way.

    Rick DeBay

  155. More basis for lawsuits? by emilng · · Score: 2, Funny

    How about...

    mark_maughan.isgay.com

    or

    darl.isgay.com site.

    1. Re:More basis for lawsuits? by Distortal · · Score: 1

      Avoid clicking on the above unless you REALLY REALLY like popups. Seriously.

  156. Oh, stop already. by pbrammer · · Score: 1

    Just stop it already. These people should be put in jail for coming up with such ridiculous accusations.

  157. Judge sez who pays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about allowing the judge to state who pays? Junk claims get shifted to the plaintiff, Ford-Pinto type claims go to the defendant, and conceiveably legitimate claims made by "poor but honest" plaintiffs can be paid by the "rich robber baron" defendants even if the corporation wins (ie Ford Pinto again).

    Rick DeBay

  158. Libraries? by bettiwettiwoo · · Score: 1

    Can one make an analogy with libraries?

    If libraries store printed media in which libellous statements (i.e., judged so by a court of law) have been printed, are the libraries then in any way guilty? Can they be sued? Can they be sued instead of the original source of the libel? Or only in conjection with or as some sort of accessory after the fact?

    I would have thought not, but perhaps I'm wrong.

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  159. Yeah right by SLOGEN · · Score: 1
    he is now suing Google, Yahoo (which used Google as its search engine at the time), AOL (for using Google to enhance its search results) and Time Warner (because they're the same company as AOL) for libel

    Yeah, right, that information will be:
    'alarming, false, misleading and injurious'

    Most likely it's gonna be true with such a zealeous litigation based on search results.
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  160. By the time this is over.. by scsirob · · Score: 1

    Yeah... By the time this is over, anyone searching for 'Mark' or 'CPA' will see this as Google suggestion:

    "Did you mean: Mark Maughan, the litigous bastard who tried to sue us?"

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    1. Re:By the time this is over.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Did you mean: Mark Maughan, the litigous bastard who tried to sue us?

      Just a petty nit-pick, but he didn't try to sue. He has already sued. It seems like no one understand what a lawsuit really is. You don't try to sue, you try to win.

  161. Now when you search for him... by holizz · · Score: 1

    you'll find out he's been filing stupid lawsuits. Way to shoot yourself in the foot, Mark Maughan. Going to sue them all again for this result turning up?

  162. Only in America... by talonracer · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Wow. Anyone else hear Don King proclaiming "Only in America!" when they read this?

  163. search engines will be useless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One day search engines will be as useless are usenet from abuse. IRC, email/smtp, instant messaging and cellphones are all moving in this direction.

    It's a dreadful future, lets start a revolution now and live, somehow, outside of the internet. away from the savages that wish to ravage it.

  164. Tinfoil hat time... by advocate_one · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Microsoft announces it's own search engine...

    Google gets sued for libel based upon it's search results summarising...

    I wonder how much more FUD is going to be used against google???

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    1. Re:Tinfoil hat time... by Frogbeater · · Score: 1

      Hello?

      This is the new advertising.

      "Stupid lawsuit against Microsoft competitor"
      is cheaper than
      "Empty Ad Campaign to try and prove that Microsoft's product is even on par with said competitor."

      Grabs headlines, costs competitor money.

      There is an Excel spreadsheet somewhere in Redmond that details the cost/benefit on that.

      (Oh, and another Excel spreadsheet in Washington that tells carl rove what day to trot out Osama's body to get the most bang in November...)

  165. Something Better by IBitOBear · · Score: 1

    There needs to be a kind of Grand Jury for civil actions. Since there is no "the people" side, it would work as follows:

    A complaining party goes to the grand jury and gets five minutes to rough out the basis of their complaint.

    If the grand jury says it sounds like there is a rational case then the target of the prospective suit is sent the transcript of the presentation as part of the initial filing. About a month after that, the target gets five minutes to rebutt.

    "Ammended complaints" must be cleared by a much-more-stringent process than exists today, in particular, the complaint must retain all of the elements presented to the grand jury.

    If the grand jury denies your request to sue, you may sue anyway, but you have 100% exposure to all costs by all parties if you lose.

    The grand jury may also elect to provide you with council for your position (e.g. endorse and SUPPORT your action).

    This jury would have to be made up of 1/2 normal people and 1/2 retired judges. In short it would have to consist of some common sense and legal understanding. The grand jury may/must empanel experts relating to the field of contention. That is, technologists in technology cases, nurses (who are better medical observers than doctors) in medical cases, etc.

    Lawyers are strictly prohibited to work on commission (none of those 1/3 of the results contingency terms).

    Whichever party pays more for their lawyer(s) has to pay that disparity over again into the public legal fund from which the grand jury pays the provided council. That is, if the first party pays $1,000 for their council, and the second party pays $10,000, then the second party must also pay $9,000 to the civil procedure fund. Similarly, a company that employes a law firm on retainer (etc.), as opposed to hiring lawyers as simple employees, must match those fees and retainers into the fund. This (re)creates a pressure on companies and organizations to manage legal costs and avoid papering-over opponents.

    There is more, but essentially, the "legal talent" needs to be made equitable in the financial sense, and there needs to be a "what a jackass" filter at the front end.

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  166. Here's the truth! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    He also seeks unspecified monetary damages

    Cha, RIGHT!!

  167. What google needs by jonwil · · Score: 1

    Is a disclaimer stating that google is not responsible for the content of sites in its index.

    IANAL so I dont know but would this help?

  168. Google's TOS says he can't touch them? by UfoZ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Terms of service

    There's a long bit about disclaiming responsibilities, limitation of liability etc. IANAL so perhaps someone could read through the legalese and provide some insight?

  169. why don't nasa give the russians a chance? by Alex · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The shuttle will be retired in 2010 and with no credible replacement on the horizon...why doesn't NASA give the Russians a chance?

  170. Mediation? by Aurix · · Score: 1

    Has this guy even contacted Google to see if they will alter the search results?

    If not, this guy is a litiguous fuck head, and should be treated as so in the courts. Mind you, he still doesn't have a leg to stand on in the courts.

    1. Re:Mediation? by maximilln · · Score: 1

      I think Google's defense will probably be related to "Everyone on earth knows what is meant when they see the ... in a Google search. There is no damage to your reputation. Without injury there's no crime."

      It's the approach that the state takes when sued by private citizens: "no harm, no foul". And the state has managed to significantly broaden the definition of "no harm". Technically speaking, the guys locked up in Guatanamo without any formal charges are suffering no harm.

      Now, when the state decides to run down a given citizen, then all bets are off. No harm needed, he violated the law!

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  171. Totally Bogus by ryg0r · · Score: 1
    The bigger the wing, the lower the amount of pecks.

    According to these guys, An albatross with peck faster than a woodpecker.

    Really Google. First a wacker search engine, and now false info about birds.

    Tis all in jest, till someone loses an eye.

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  172. RTFA by danila · · Score: 1

    Did you bother to RTFA? It appears that Google maims the information on the page in order to create a page summary. Of course, the parser is not intelligent, some sometimes unreleated words will appear in the summary and create libel. The page in question might have contained some neutral info about Mark and some terrible things about person X. Google cut all the text in the middle and it now appeared that Mark did all that terrible stuff. There is nobody else to sue, because nobody else wrote that, only Google server did.

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  173. The obvious solution by goldfndr · · Score: 1
    Disciplinary Actions List - Bi-Bz ... Surrender of license accepted. Effective July 1, 1993. BROWN & MAUGHAN, AN ACCOUNTANCY CORPORATION (COR 2529). MAUGHAN, MARK G. (CPA 38184) ...
    If there's a <TR> or <TABLE> within what would be the summary, put an ellipsis in its place:
    Disciplinary Actions List - Bi-Bz ... Surrender of license accepted. Effective July 1, 1993. ... BROWN & MAUGHAN, AN ACCOUNTANCY CORPORATION (COR 2529). MAUGHAN, MARK G. (CPA 38184) ...
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  174. It's called... by harmonica · · Score: 2, Informative
  175. I've based a whole website on this premise by adzoox · · Score: 1
    I've based a whole website on the premise of searching for the terms "Jack Campbell" "MacMice" - there is very damaging information concerning these topics to the owner of this company. In the scheme of things I was involved in the telling of the tale that "Jack Campbell" is.

    Googling for the terms yields my website + his. I turned the website into a consumer watchdog site concerning the macintosh community, but my #1 traffic still comes from people trying to find information about Mr. Campbell from Google searches.

    I like it as Google yields a "free US Search" essentially. You can quickly find the good and bad about businesses.

    I also like the fact that my highest moderated slashdot articles show up. Some, that are modded trolls, most that are moderated informative and interesting - this makes people searching for various topics interested in my websites.

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    1. Re:I've based a whole website on this premise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.jackwhispers.com

  176. Dont forget to sue.... by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    The electric company for providing power.

    Intel for making the CPU in his PC ( just guessing its not a Mac ).

    Cisco for relaying the information across the backbone.

    Hell, why dont we just sue everyone on the planet, get a judgement for 1 dollar for every human and shut down everything.

    F-ing lawyers.. They are 90% of the worlds problem.

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    1. Re:Dont forget to sue.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, considering that he's an annoying, whiny idiot, I'd wager that he uses an Amiga.

  177. What next? by leon.gandalf · · Score: 0

    Sue the public library if you do not like what you happen to read in a newspaper you find there?

  178. america by iocc · · Score: 0, Redundant

    This can only happend in america.

  179. YOU SIR, ARE A LOOSER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    and there is nothing wrong with that

  180. This will surely improve his case by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 1

    A few days from now, a search for "Mark Maughan" will include this slashdot posting, and lots of posts which are even less flattering than his initial problem with the State of California.

    The internet is a risky place to throw tantrums. I assume Mark Maughan hasn't spent much time on the internet, otherwise he'd realize what he was getting into. How many blogs are writing nasty things about him right now?

    That can't be good for his search results. If he (hypothetically, of course) wins his case against the search engines for indexing pages he doesn't like, I'm sure he'll find that the new search engine results will be even worse. Gross negligence and practicing without a permit may be bad, but the internet is far less tolerant of whiny bastards who sue search engines because they don't understand how search engines work.

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    1. Re:This will surely improve his case by EMR · · Score: 1

      A few days from now?? how about today.. It's number two!!

  181. Google != God by kyoko21 · · Score: 1

    Anyone who relies on Google for authorative source of information needs to have their head examined. Google is a search engine, not an omniscient information source. It is not by all means a godly entity. When people 'google', they should realize that each search result should be taken with a grain of salt. After all, Google is in the business of Search Engine, which means they have every right to return results their clients would want you to see.

  182. It's the extracts, IIRC by hey! · · Score: 1

    I think the issue at hand is not the content of the page linked to, but the summary text snippets Google extracts from the page. The user is suppposed to use these to figure out whether the page has information he might be interested in, not to figure out what the page says.

    What his laywer are saying is that a web site might say "Mark Maughan kills time by working on his hot rods. His friends at the track eat his dust, cuz these babies really go fast." and the Google turns this into "Mark Maughan ... kills ... eats ..babies" or something like that. They're saying it is not a literal transmission of the web site, but a new thing created out of the parts of the web site.

    Personally, I think it shows how robust the Google excerpting algorithm is. Personally, if I'm googling a CPA, I'm probably very interested in the possibility that he might eat babies, uh, I mean practice without a license.

    The heart of the matter is what exactly do the extracts presented by Google do? Do they assert something about "Mark Maughan cpa"? Or do they simply assert that the words "Mark" "Maughan" "Kills" "Eats" "Babies" appear on a particular web page?

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  183. Suing a phone book... by thejuggler · · Score: 1

    This is no different that suing a phone book because it listed a phone number that once dialed cantains a recorded message saying your a 'lying, litigious schmuck'. You can't, or should be allowed to, sue the index of the content. The creator of the content should be the target of your/his complaint.

    Some people would sue if they ordered HOT coffee and got burn when they spilled it in there lap claiming they were not warned it was HOT.

  184. It looks like the Google link was accurate by Secrity · · Score: 1

    I am not real sure what the offending link was, but a search for Mark + Maughan + cpa goes to a List of Disciplinary Actions for California Board of Accountancy?s Licensees site. The site shows that he admitted his guilt and was disciplined in 2000. Among other things, he got 30 days suspension, three years probation, and had to pay a fine and costs of over $5000. This guy is a CPA and should be very knowlegable regarding the regulations that regulation his profession. According to his entry: "... Respondent and his accountancy corporation engaged in the practice of public accounting with expired licenses... failed to pay an administrative fine imposed by the Board... failure to pay the administrative fine caused the Board to withhold renewal of his CPA license." It appears that Google worked as it should and it does not appear that there was any deliberate attempts to skew Google's results for this search.

  185. Libel by Craig+Maloney · · Score: 1

    Not sure what he turned up, but if his first reaction is to sue Google for it, I'm sure that saying anything unkind about the man may not be far from the mark.

    1. Re: Libel by mysidia · · Score: 2, Informative
      Legal Definition of 'Libel'
      Libel Law in the United States:

      Libel is a legal term that describes a written form of defamation, which the dictionary defines as a "false or unjustified injury to someone's good reputation." Sometimes the word slander is used in the same breath as libel. ...

      For the United States, the laws that control libel and slander first began to take shape even before the colonies gained their independence from Britain. One of the most famous American cases involved New York publisher John Peter Zenger, who was imprisoned in 1734 for printing political attacks against the colonial governor of New York. Zenger's lawyer established a legal precedent by arguing successfully that truth is an absolute defense in libel cases.

      Since the Zenger case, however, someone can sue successfully for libel only if the defamatory information is proven to be false. ...

      in 1964 when the Supreme Court issued a ruling that revolutionized libel law in the United States. The famous decision in New York Times Co. v. Sullivan once and for all created a national rule that squared more fully with the free press guarantees of the First Amendment. In its ruling, the Court decided that public officials no longer could sue successfully for libel unless reporters or editors were guilty of "actual malice" when publishing false statements about them.

      ... just what is malice when it comes to proving libel? Retired Justice William J. Brennan, Jr., who wrote the Sullivan decision, defined it as "knowledge that the [published information] was false" or that it was published "with reckless disregard of whether it was false or not." In other words, public officials no longer could sue for libel simply by proving that something that had been broadcast or printed about them was false Now they would have to prove that a journalist had knowingly printed false information while making little, if any, attempt to distinguish truth from lies.

      ... The Supreme Court later extended its so-called Sullivan rule to cover "public figures," meaning individuals who are not in public office but who are still newsworthy because of their prominence in the public eye. Over the years, American courts have ruled that this category includes celebrities in the entertainment field, well-known writers, athletes, and others who often attract attention in the media.

      ...

      Besides making distinctions between public and private figures, American courts also have ruled that various kinds of published information are generally immune from libel charges. For example, it is almost impossible for a writer to be found guilty of libel if the writing deals with opinions rather than facts. "Under the First Amendment, there is no such thing as a false idea," the Supreme Court said in a 1974 libel ruling.

      ...

      ... the owner of a restaurant in New Orleans sued a food critic for writing unflattering things about his eating establishment. Too bad, the Louisiana Supreme Court told the restaurant owner, before sending him back to his kitchen empty-handed.

      ... ...

      In other cases, principles have all but disappeared under an avalanche of legal tactics that sometimes turn libel trials into expensive battles that leave no clear winners.

  186. Alarming! he's a car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mark must be sueing about how a car is the first result is a car, after all, who would hire a car

  187. Definition of Terms by Ironsides · · Score: 1

    Libel:
    1. A false publication, as in writing, print, signs, or pictures, that damages a person's reputation.
    2. The act of presenting such material to the public.

    Slander:
    1. Law. Oral communication of false statements injurious to a person's reputation.
    2. A false and malicious statement or report about someone.

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  188. Woohoo! by Cruciform · · Score: 1

    Someone on here called me an asshole once! You're all going to hear from my lawyer!

    Now I just need to find a lawyer who can convince the court I'm not an asshole. This is going to take money, and Johnny Cochrane.

  189. Its CHUPACABRA!!!! by T_Tobagous · · Score: 0

    Stop smoking this stuff... The legend is Chupa-Cabra!!!

  190. Google created the content by cbr2702 · · Score: 1

    The issue here is not that Google is passing on possibly libellous content, but that it is /creating/ allegedly false statements by with it's summarizing program.

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  191. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The west edge of Long Beach forms the southeastern edge of the South Bay.
    Areas south of LAX are included (El Segundo, Wilmington, Carson, San Pedro); Long Beach is not.

  192. You're so right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's no such thing as bad publicity.
    Paul Harvey (my favorite Right-winger) would handle it this way:
    "There's a lawyer who's suing Google for telling the truth. He would want me to mention his name."
    "In other news..."

    gewg_

  193. This is not "tricking" google... by BlabberMouth · · Score: 1

    you have a lot of people making web pages that display their opinions. Enough are out there to make a difference on Google. What is wrong with that? Seems to me like it is working perfectly.

  194. Here's how by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    If you've got a solid, obvious case against a big corporation that can and will lawyer you to death, buy insurance to protect you from legal costs. If you can't convince an insurer to back you, you can't convince a jury either.

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  195. It's Not a "Quote", Captain Tedious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While we're getting modded insightful for going offtopic, it's not a "quote", it's a "quotation". The former is only used as a verb.

    Incidentally (or maybe not), seeing one of your buddies get wasted and sing "A Boy Named Sue" at karaoke is one of the best experiences life has to offer.

    1. Re:It's Not a "Quote", Captain Tedious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once we're no longer getting modded "insightful" for going offtopic, will it be a quote again?

  196. Better than a lawsuit... by Max+Threshold · · Score: 1
    I was faced with a similar situation once, but I handled it much differently.

    My local ISP was bought out by an evil megacorporation, and they raised the prices and lowered the customer service standards. During the transition, I moved out of their service area and canceled my account. I kept checking my old email address to make sure nobody important was sending stuff there. After several months, I grew tired of this and asked them to close it. I also asked them to remove my personal Web page, since I had long forgotten my FTP password.

    Unfortunately, they had apparently lost track of some of their assets during the buyout. They repeatedly denied that the Web server belonged to them or that I had even been one of their customers, despite the fact that the last bill I received had their name and logo on it. I pointed out that {formerisp}.com was registered to them and listed on their Webmail page, and webpages.{formerisp}.com resolved to their netblock, but they still denied responsibility. By cranking up the rudeness, I finally got my complaint escalated to somebody with a clue, it was resolved and forgotten.

    Six months later, I got a request for an interview by a company that had pulled my resume off the old site. Sure enough, some moron had apparently restored a backup and my old site along with it! Google still ranked my old site above my new one in a search for my skillset. As you can imagine, I was pissed. But this time around, the evil ISP was even more adamant that the server didn't belong to them.

    Time for some vigilante customer service! I meditated until I remembered my FTP password, and replaced my old site with an embellished tale of my troubles with the evil ISP. I used the most unflattering language, threw in some slander and libel for good measure, summed it up with a challenge to permanently remove the page, and pseudonymously emailed the link to tech support. Needless to say, it was taken care of most ricky-tick!

  197. Good string of lawauits.... by jmlyle · · Score: 1


    Yeah, but at least he isn't CEO of Infinitum Labs....

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  198. America named after an Englishman! by zoydoid · · Score: 1
    > Hell, even the name "America" comes from an Italian guy's name.

    No it doesn't: http://pages.prodigy.net/rodney.broome/terramain.h tm

    1. Re:America named after an Englishman! by saforrest · · Score: 1

      Hmm, "Richard Amerike", eh?

      I think I'll go with Amerigo Vespucci until I hear back from the jury on that one.

  199. Wrong article heading... by KlausBreuer · · Score: 1

    Seeing that the articles discussing this nut are now on the first page of a google search, the article heading should read "[Lunatic|Nut|Litigious Moron] Googles For His Name..."
    Just to wish him a nice day >:)

    (Yes, yes, he'd sue again, I know, I know...)

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  200. Doesnt seem to work anymore by JonnyRo88 · · Score: 1

    It doesnt seem to work anymore. Maybe Google took it out to ease their /. load?(joking)

    Bummer, that was one of the funniest things i've ever seen.

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  201. Your kidding right???? by Eviscero · · Score: 1

    Let me understand this? 1) Mr. MAUGHAN gets in trouble for not playing by California's Accounting laws. 2) California State (the address is a .gov address) posts his information online so that people like me don't get ripped off by this idiot with a less-than-perfect record. 3) Goggle spiders crawl the site and index it. 4) Family of this guy obviously doesn't trust him so they look him up on goggle and find the record of ill repute. 5) Embarrassed, he cry's foul and sues the search engine for doing what it was designed to do? How pathetic; I can understand how dirty laundry online may effect his business. But maybe if he had done the right thing in the first place, he wouldn't be in this situation.

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