In 2000, I had to get written permission from the elementary school administration to bring my blunt-tipped fencing foil and sabre to show my daughters' classes.
Windows 1.0 was a total failure. Nobody used it. I worked at a computer store at the time and people would ask us to take it off the drives of the compter because they had no use for it.
I call bullshit. Microsoft didn't get into the pre-installed Windows until 3.0. Hell, in 1985, PCs didn't even come with DOS pre-installed -- you had to FDISK, FORMAT/S, and copy the DOS floppy onto the hard drive yourself.
Some machines came bundled with Windows 1.0x (I owned one), but they came with a box of 6 360K floppies that, once again, you had to install by yourself.
What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
What do you call 100 lawyers buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh and cry at the same time? A schoolbus almost full of lawyers burning. You're crying because of the empty seats.
After the OKC bombing, not TWA 800. There was never any suggestion that TWA was brought down by something on board (other than the fuel tanks). There was a conspiracy theory about a SAM.
Same tree of life.
So this is the microorganism that turns us into Pak protectors?
back in the '60, when The Penguin bought a surplus nuke sub?
You're obviously too young to have seen the classic Reese's commercial:
"You got chocolate in my peanut butter!"
"You got peanut butter in my chocolate!"
Someone send parent poster a sarcasm detector.
(yeah, I know... it's a *real* useful invention)
No, that's just in Soviet Russia
I had the lasagna.
Looks like he picked the wrong week to quit breathing.
And your sarcasm detector is broken. Read the second paragraph.
In 2000, I had to get written permission from the elementary school administration to bring my blunt-tipped fencing foil and sabre to show my daughters' classes.
The earth is shaped like a banana?
Sounds like estoppel to me. DISCLAIMER: IANAL
Wow! When did my half of the state get Regents?
You mean the Regents of the University of California.
(The University of Southern California is a private university, having nothing to do with BSD).
I heard that Novell would only give the root password to Gavin Newsome.
Windows 1.0 was a total failure. Nobody used it. I worked at a computer store at the time and people would ask us to take it off the drives of the compter because they had no use for it.
I call bullshit. Microsoft didn't get into the pre-installed Windows until 3.0. Hell, in 1985, PCs didn't even come with DOS pre-installed -- you had to FDISK, FORMAT/S, and copy the DOS floppy onto the hard drive yourself.
Some machines came bundled with Windows 1.0x (I owned one), but they came with a box of 6 360K floppies that, once again, you had to install by yourself.
I still have my Windows 1.03 floppy disks lying around somewhere.
I remember a night we walked along the Seine riding on the metro
Also, they're a bit dated, but I remember the old Tom Swift series fondly.
According to that Wikipedia page, they've released some more modern versions.
The aggie scanners have been there forever.
Maybe the need for the BK attorney came first, leading to the need for the divorce attorney.
What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
What do you call 100 lawyers buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh and cry at the same time? A schoolbus almost full of lawyers burning. You're crying because of the empty seats.
Damn, I'd forgotten about that one. There's an XKCD for anything, isn't there?
After the OKC bombing, not TWA 800. There was never any suggestion that TWA was brought down by something on board (other than the fuel tanks). There was a conspiracy theory about a SAM.
We'll send Kari up for some zero G shots
Please?????
And when it delivers said beverage, it says "Share and Enjoy!"
I think it's ABP, not NoScript. I temporarily enabled the sites NoScript showed, one by one, and still got no display.
I unblocked each site listed in NoScript, one at a time, and still couldn't get the quiz.
I wasn't going to fuck with my ABP filters just to see a stupid quiz.