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A random reader writes: "In an article at PCMag.com, Bill Machrone describes what has to be the coolest printer ever (or close to it). A company called Versalaser sells a printer which uses a laser and can cut/write on everything from paper to wood to stone. Available in 25-50 Watt models, starting at only US$10,000. Great for the geek who must have it all! Unfortunately, Windows drivers only at this time." We mentioned this wondertool before.

236 comments

  1. AHA! by wizarddc · · Score: 4, Funny

    So this is a self admitted repost, huh?! You doubly lazy slashdot editors.

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    1. Re:AHA! by UrgleHoth · · Score: 1

      Maybe michael is envious of CmdrTaco's story dupe status?

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    2. Re:AHA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your detention assignment is to write a new climax and ending for In the Penal Colony featuring this neat new device in place of that Rube Goldberg contraption Kafka dreamed up.

    3. Re:AHA! by JS_RIDDLER · · Score: 1

      Google Cache for http://www.versalaser.com/english/

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    4. Re:AHA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So this is a self admitted repost, huh?! You doubly lazy slashdot editors.

      They probably were tired of getting submissions for it. If you think we get dups here, imaging how many dups they get. I know, I know, it's there job, but it still doesn't sound fun to me.

  2. Surely by Sir+Haxalot · · Score: 0, Troll

    A company called Versalaser sells a printer which uses a laser and can cut/write on everything from paper to wood to stone
    Wouldn't it be better to employ someone who can write/work with wood/chisel stone? Even if you employed the person many many times it still wouldn't cost the $10000 needed for this printer, I really don't understand why the price is that high either...

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    1. Re:Surely by Nutt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Most likely it's because this tool would be able to make precise cuts at a very narrow diameter. From working with wood I know it's hard to get a perfect line 1/16" thick in a piece of wood. Same with stone I'm assuming. There's only so small you can go with mechanical tools. It also doesn't require cad/cam experience so people like landscape companies could etch their name into paving stones or things like that.

    2. Re:Surely by tsanth · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I really don't understand why the price is that high either...
      1. It's fairly unique.
      2. It's for a niche market.
      3. Supplies are limited (as in, one supplier makes it).
      I'm sure I missed something.
    3. Re:Surely by vpetersen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What if you wanted to cut / print on two hundred stones plates (or tiles, glass sheets etc) and in larger volumes than a person can write, thousands a day, for several years? Surely, it's not worth $10,000 if you need just one printed item.

      I guess it's the same reason we use regular printers and digital storage and not 16th century monks manually re-writing bibles, one book a year.

      Unless I'm missing your point?

    4. Re:Surely by Kenja · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yea, you could keep this person in your closet and drag them out when ever you need to engrave somthing. I've allways wanted a gimp, and and engraving gimp would be at LEAST twice as used as the older models.

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    5. Re:Surely by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      It does etching too, and it works with basically all materials. And it's definately faster. Say you have a company that makes those shitty plaques and plexiglass awards for meaningless accomplishments. That's the kind of market this would go to.

    6. Re:Surely by Fred+IV · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's actually a lot easier with stone than with wood because you're sandblasting through a rubber stencil. The stencil can be designed from CAD, allowing a great degree of percision.

      Agreed, the fancy "printer" is probably a lot easier to work with....but the sandblasting rig is a lot more versatile. Hard to clean off the side of a granite-faced building with a printer.

    7. Re:Surely by kent_eh · · Score: 1

      You could use it to go into small scale manufacturing like this or this or any of these.
      $10k is not bad for the main tool for making niche products, say selling 50-100 units/month.

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    8. Re:Surely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Wouldn't it be better to employ someone who can write/work with wood/chisel stone?

      NO it wouldn't be better, because this is so fucking cool. Quit trolling.

    9. Re:Surely by devnull17 · · Score: 1

      Sure. Just find me a chiseler who can read Photoshop files and reproduce their contents in stone at 300 dpi, and we'll talk.

    10. Re:Surely by harrkev · · Score: 1

      Using the same logic, cars should be around $1000 or so....

      You forgot the possibility that the raw materials could be expensive and the item difficult to make. A laser powerful enough to do this type of work is very expensive. A typical laser pointer will not cut through wood and plastic. This is probably a lot of the cost.

      This also appears to be the first of an entirely new class of product. The first DVD player was about 10 times the current cost. Something like this must have taken a certain amount of R&D that must be recovered.

      If this takes off, I would expect that the price would drop by 1/2 to 1/4 in the next 5-10 yesrs, especially if there is competition (but patents may scuttle competition for the next decade).

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    11. Re:Surely by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      But you can't use it to make all the parts that you need to build an sell VersaLaser knockoffs. DAMN. Not quite there yet!

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    12. Re:Surely by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that depend on how long the printer lasts? Who would work for $10000/year?

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    13. Re:Surely by Nutt · · Score: 1

      Ah, I didn't know how they cut stone, either with rotary tools or something else. Thanks for clearing that up.

    14. Re:Surely by BJZQ8 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A company I worked for before had one of these...back in the year 2000...but it wasn't a Versalaser, it was another brand. We "printed" from a Mactintosh G3 using Illustrator onto things like Corian and wood...it supposedly did not understand Postscript fonts, but we installed a Postscript driver and simply pointed it at the printer, and the thing worked fine. It was pretty fast, and could burn anything but metals...

    15. Re:Surely by sig97 · · Score: 1

      Wait, what if someone would discover those plates 10 000 years later? Surely, no hard drive can survive that long? Probably not many books either. The only things left of our civilization would be huge sewer systems - and the stone plates.

      Let's see, what should we teach the future generations about? The deCSS code should be a natural choice ...

    16. Re:Surely by DoctorTuba · · Score: 3, Informative

      The VersaLaser is manufactured by Univeral Laser Systems in Scottsdale, AZ (http://www.ulsinc.com/) and comes in several versions. The VL-200 has a 25 watt laser and a 12" x 16" working area. The VL-300 can be had in 30, 40, or 50 watt versions with a 12" x 24" working area.

      The $10K (US) price tag is for the VL-200 without any of the extras you'll need to make it work (exhaust ventilation, colinear air/NO2) and only in the engraving version. The honeycomb table for cutting table will set you back $240. And the VL-300 and accessories are even more expensive. Figure $15-$20K to make it really useable, and >$25K if you want in at 50 watts.

      We've been using a 30W VL-300 for a couple of months now in our research lab. We were told to expect 6-8 weeks to get the machine, but in fact it took over twice that. The machine is nicely designed, but in places the fit and finish are pretty bad (at least on the early one we got). The current driver won't work on anything older than Win2K (we bought a cheap XP box for it since we're a Mac only group) and comes preconfigured with a set of materials and thicknesses (for cutting} which can't be changed. When I first tried to cut 1/4" basswood (a material I'd previously cut with a 10 Watt CO2 laser) I was told that a 30W VersaLaser couldn't do that job. No workaround since you don't have access to power levels or cutting speeds.

      Also, Epilog Lasers in Golden, CO makes a similar machine, the Legend 24TT.

      Is it a cool toy? You bet. But be aware that Universal has a fixed notion of the niche for these things and they're pretty reluctant to modify that notion. So if you've got the next, great market for their product don't be surprised if they're not interested.

    17. Re:Surely by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      An Epilog, perhaps? I know of a shop that uses one from Epilog. I'm wondering what's so new about this, since these kind of lasers have been around for at least a decade.

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    18. Re:Surely by BJZQ8 · · Score: 1

      Ya it was an Epilog. I was trying to remember the name. I was originally given the task of integrating it with our Mac infrastructure, since everything in the Art department ran on Macs. We were first told that it understood Truetype fonts only...and I commenced converting all of our Postscript fonts to TT. But then we tryed just lying to a postscript driver, and it worked fine. The gases from burning Corian were quite noxious, but we just dumped them outside. I, too, wonder what's so magical about a "printer" that's been around so long...

    19. Re:Surely by greenhide · · Score: 1

      Most plotter printers cost 2,000-4,000 anyway, and all they do is print in colored ink on paper. I'm not sure what the maximum dimensions are for this printer, but it's probably not lousy.

      Once you leave normal ink printing behind, it's not unusual to see printers costing somewhere in the 1000s. Sublimation printers, used in making T-shirt prints, cost a bundle too. I'm guessing they started at prices around 10,000. Now you can get one for just barely under 1000.

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    20. Re:Surely by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Here's one you missed:

      4. PROFIT!

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    21. Re:Surely by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Is it a cool toy? You bet. But be aware that Universal has a fixed notion of the niche for these things and they're pretty reluctant to modify that notion. So if you've got the next, great market for their product don't be surprised if they're not interested.

      Nice to see such a responsive high-tech corporation. I wouldn't expect to see them around in five or ten years with an attitude like that.

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    22. Re:Surely by Helter · · Score: 1

      Let's see, a person who is suitably skilled in precision engraving of all of these types of materials (and can match the precision of a printer) would probably cost about $40-$50 thousand a year to employ. This printer costs $10,000 and may very well work for many years.

      you do the math.

    23. Re:Surely by B747SP · · Score: 1
      I'm sure I missed something.

      Yes yes, you did....

      It's fairly unique.

      It's for a niche market.

      Supplies are limited (as in, one supplier makes it).

      Profit!!!

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  3. What, no pictures????? by numbski · · Score: 2

    I'm heartbroken here.

    You go getting my hopes up like, and then you don't even show me some pictures????

    *faints*

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  4. So who's going to buy one... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

    ...and start selling stone-cut garden statuettes of Tux?

  5. Great now I can..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tatoo Myself in the comfort of my own home

  6. But does it come... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    with a freakin' shark?

  7. Glass laser printers by Trillan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Far cooler are glass (or is it crystal?) laser printers. I haven't seen them, but a coworker was telling me about seeing them at a big mall somewhere in Sacremento. You get modeled by a scan, then it curs your image into a block of glass -- in 3d.

    1. Re:Glass laser printers by Cyclopedian · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I saw one at Pier 39 in San Francisco last year. I had my face modeled as well.

      The face is lasered in 3d inside the crystal. Very Cool.

      Here's the company involved.

      The store's name was Crystalix.
      -Cyc

    2. Re:Glass laser printers by bravehamster · · Score: 4, Informative

      I bought something from one of these in Plano, Texas. (My mom just graduated from law school, and I bought her the scales of justice inside a crystal block.) Very, very cool to watch it done. From the way the guy running it explained it, it works by using two lasers. When the two lasers intersect, it gets hot enough to create a small fracture in the crystal at the exact point of intersection. From there it's pretty easy to see how it gets done, although the fractures do have to be done in a certain order, otherwise the previous fractures will difract the lasers.

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    3. Re:Glass laser printers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, those are pretty cool, but they're not at all made for the same purpose.

    4. Re:Glass laser printers by dbullock · · Score: 1

      http://www.crystalixusa.com/

      I had a portrait done of my wife before the birth of our son while we were in Las Vegas.

      It's a 3D array of air bubbles in the crystal matrix that pretty clearly form the picture of the person or thing.

      My wife's picture looks more like http://www.crystalixusa.com/pages/phocry3.cfm than the other pictures as far as image quality.

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    5. Re:Glass laser printers by nathanh · · Score: 1
      From the way the guy running it explained it, it works by using two lasers. When the two lasers intersect, it gets hot enough to create a small fracture in the crystal at the exact point of intersection.

      Hrm. I wonder if you could get a transparent block that fluoresces where the lasers intersect. Then you'd be able to create moving 3D pictures with proper depth instead of the fake depth from bi-optical 3D screens.

    6. Re:Glass laser printers by Helter · · Score: 1

      or simply some way to make two lasers intersecting in air to be visible...
      then you could create 3D moving pictures with proper depth in empty space.

      perhaps some compination of frequencies that when combined produced a visible color?

    7. Re:Glass laser printers by wotan2525 · · Score: 1

      This is my business... I sell machines like the versalaser and the machine you are talking about is a diode pumped nd:Yag. The company is called Crystalix and a franchise of theirs will run you somewhere north of $400,000.... youch!

    8. Re:Glass laser printers by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > perhaps some compination of frequencies that when combined produced a visible color?

      Obviously, I'm no expert, but when two rays of visible light intersect, they create a visible color (they are visible before intersecting too), but all the photons are only going in one direction (mostly), so you wouldn't be able to see it unless you looked at it from exactly the right angle.

  8. Sounds perfect for do it yourself tatooes. by tazanator · · Score: 1

    humm save me a lot of funds...

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    1. Re:Sounds perfect for do it yourself tatooes. by tstoneman · · Score: 1

      You mean removing tattoos. I thought that people used lasers to remove them. Maybe you can do both, depending on what color you use with CorelDraw!

  9. Tattoos anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    This could quite possibly be the most painful way to get that tattoo you have always wanted. Comes with free prescription of percacet.

    1. Re:Tattoos anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it can cut though plastic and stone, then I guess you ould use it to percisely saw someone into little bitty pieces. Sorty of make a jigsaw puzzle out of your cat.

  10. Offer Veralaser tats. by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Invite hot women over who want tattoos. Have your way with them as you design the tattoo. Then stick their arm in the printer.

    1. Re:Offer Veralaser tats. by Ads+are+broken · · Score: 1

      I saw an Elimidate like that once.

  11. It had to be said... by Cyclopedian · · Score: 4, Funny

    I want sharks with fricken Veralaser printers on their heads!!

    Throw me a bone here, people!

    -Cyc

    1. Re:It had to be said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Every time you're thinking "it has to be said," keep in mind that it probably already has been.

    2. Re:It had to be said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want a bone, you should go the the halfbakery.

    3. Re:It had to be said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to admit it, but I can't read the word "laser" anymore without doing the fingerquotes in my head.

    4. Re:It had to be said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Here is a guide to getting +5 funny on slashdot stories. The humour of the slashdot crowd is pretty sophisticated but with this guide you should just be able to stay in touch.

      1. The phrase 'I want sharks with fricken [insert story related term] on their heads', will never become unfunny no matter how many times it is used. Although the original reference involves lasers, the quote can be adapted for other stories with no loss of humour value. See 'I want sharks with fickin DVD drives on their head'. Absolutely hilarious.

      2. Make references to slashdotters porn collections. Pretty much any article involving mass storage can be enlivened with the phrase 'but that still won't hold my pr0n collection!'. Always use the word pr0n or it won't be funny.

      3. If the story is about cars then you can write something along the lines of 'its a good job they don't run windows or they would crash a lot'. Although this might seem quite unfunny at first, it works because you are using the word crash in two different contexts. You can expand the theme to stories about medicine with 'I hope that's not made by microsoft or the patients will catch lots of viruses!'.

      4.On stories about the RIAA and file sharing there are often a lot of funny posts which seem to be misclasified and get modded up as 'insightful' or 'informative'. Stuff like 'I've downloaded a lot of music off kazaa but then I just had to rush out and buy the CD's!' or 'The reason I download music is not because I like getting stuff for free but because I'm taking a moral stance against the tyranny of the RIAA!'. This must be a bug in the slashcode.

    5. Re:It had to be said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that whether is has or hasn't been said, nobody wants to hear it.

    6. Re:It had to be said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No, it really didn't have to be said.

      This is simply pathetic.

    7. Re:It had to be said... by DogIsMyCoprocessor · · Score: 1
      You forgot -

      5. ???
      6. Profit

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  12. Just don't share it. by nairnr · · Score: 5, Funny
    Please for the love of god, don't set this up as a windows share. It is bad enough that we have people accidently printing email on our HP5000 4' plotters. No, you can print your email on wood!.

    I suspect God may have had one of these for the tablets for Moses...

    1. Re:Just don't share it. by MR.Gates · · Score: 5, Funny

      I accidently printed a win98 test page on a rather large HP plotter when I worked for FMC. Needless to say I am now the proud owner of a win98 poster size test page, D'OH!

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    2. Re:Just don't share it. by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 2, Funny
      There is just nothing like seeing a 4' by 5' Word Document with "CONFIDENTIAL" watermarked right across it...

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    3. Re:Just don't share it. by David+Gould · · Score: 2, Funny


      Oh, is that all?

      From the lead-in to your post, I thought you were worried that you'd be walking by the laser, minding your own business, and it would suddenly start up and vaporize you, and download you to the Game Grid, or something.

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    4. Re:Just don't share it. by Mr+Smidge · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just wait until your security is compromised and they start printing out wooden pr0n..

    5. Re:Just don't share it. by RufusFish · · Score: 1

      A whole new meaning to 'having a woodie'.

    6. Re:Just don't share it. by _Bucktooth_ · · Score: 2, Funny

      You lucky so and so...I only ended up with a poster size sheet of blank paper with a letter-sized win98 test page in one corner!

  13. Someone had to try it... by keep_it_simple_stupi · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Customers have also come up with some notably bad ideas, including engraving plastic butane lighters."

    You know, it's amazing we've lasted this long.

    1. Re:Someone had to try it... by evilroot · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do I hear a Darwin Award?

    2. Re:Someone had to try it... by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      As long as you're very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very careful, it's perfectly safe!

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    3. Re:Someone had to try it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Customers have also come up with some notably bad ideas, including engraving plastic butane lighters."

      Guys, give me some credit for intelligence here, ok?

      I engrave them only after I've used them up.

    4. Re:Someone had to try it... by beamdriver · · Score: 1
      "Customers have also come up with some notably bad ideas, including engraving plastic butane lighters."

      You know, it's amazing we've lasted this long.

      There's definetly a slim chance we might survive.
  14. Another use... by tomzyk · · Score: 4, Funny

    Have your own tattoo parlor, right on your computer desktop!

    (Caution: be sure to have plenty of gauze and ice, a phone, and be in a place where the EMTs can find you easily...)

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    1. Re:Another use... by The_K4 · · Score: 1

      No, no, no.....it's for Tattoo REMOVAL! :)

    2. Re:Another use... by CognitiveFusion · · Score: 1

      The trick would be keeping the recipient still...

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    3. Re:Another use... by John+M+Ford · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I used to work with an 25W Epilog CO2 laser. While watching a coworker, I saw him place a plastic part to be cut in the machine. What I did not see was that the part was placed incorrectly. He then closed the lid and pressed the start button. When he realized the part was incorrectly placed, he opened the lid and reached to save the part without hitting stop. Usually this would not be a problem. Unfortunately for him, he had bypassed the safety switch early that day and had not reset it. It burned a nice little line all the way down and through his index fingernail and into the cuticle before he realized his error.

      While I have no doubt that it is possible to mark skin in decorative ways with this machine, I can assure you that it is not a painless process. :-)

      John

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    4. Re:Another use... by David+Gould · · Score: 1


      And never mind the uses this guy might be able to find for it.

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    5. Re:Another use... by bpd1069 · · Score: 1

      Interesting...

      Topical Antistetic with some photoreactive dye a bingo!

      Tattoo's in 5 Minutes!!!!

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    6. Re:Another use... by OoSync · · Score: 1

      However, one of my former professors does research on removing nasty birthmark splotches (think Mikail Gorbechov) using lasers. Before any burning starts they freeze the skin above the blood vessels to be cauterized. I understand this can be done to a pretty good precision. It could be possible to combine such techniques with a dye and create laser-imprinted tatoos or just "burned-in" images. I've seen people who purposefully brand themselves, so such a market may exist, though it may be somewhat expensive.

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    7. Re:Another use... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      I think I'll stick to a felt tip marker whenever I get the urge to deface myself. Safer.

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    8. Re:Another use... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      I've learned never to click on links with names like "male-initiation" in them.

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    9. Re:Another use... by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      I work for a company that builds laser marking/engraving systems, and I've been bitten a few times by 50W CO2s. It really sucks, since the CO2 beam is so readily absorbed by the skin - you get a really nasty burn before you even know it, and it's the gift that keeps on giving. Contrast that to a 100W Q-switched YAG IR laser, which you can happily run all over your hand while only feeling a slight warmth (provided you're not near focus, otherwise things aren't quite so pleasant). This is not something I recommend doing, however.

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    10. Re:Another use... by David+Gould · · Score: 1

      Not a bad policy in general, but in this case you're missing out.

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    11. Re:Another use... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > The trick would be keeping the recipient still...

      No, actually I thnk the trick is getting him to fit inside that box. I doubt these things operate with the top open just to avoid things like "Home Tattoo Removal, Inc."

    12. Re:Another use... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Topical Antistetic with some photoreactive dye a bingo!

      You forgot the words "non-toxic" in there. Or maybe you didn't: anyone who gets a tattoo isn't exactly a health nut.

  15. Mac not? nooooo! by ben_of_copenhagen · · Score: 3, Funny

    They have to fix a mac driver for this. With xmas coming up, i could really annoy all my friends by making them nasty wooden door signs written in Gill Sans Ultra Bold.

    1. Re:Mac not? nooooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because windows doesn't have many fonts, no...

  16. Where's the cream filling? by numbski · · Score: 1

    Now *that's* the stuff.

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  17. Will It Print On Skin? by DoctorMabuse · · Score: 1

    I could open a "tribal" body modification shop and make lots o cash.

  18. Repeat?? by ewhenn · · Score: 1

    We mentioned this wondertool before.

    At least now they are giving us fair warning of a RP!

  19. Bittorrent by SUB7IME · · Score: 1

    Somebody should try to get the videos and get a bittorrent started. E-mail me if you can get the files, since I have a .edu and would be willing to seed (I couldn't get the videos before Slashdotting occurred).

  20. VersaTattoo by sssmashy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The built-in 25W laser is powerful enough to burn quickly through paper and cardboard without leaving so much as a charred edge.

    Coming soon to a store near you... the VersaTattoo! It burns the most intricate designs on your skin with hardly any charred flesh! Warning: some swelling, blistering, or permanent scarring may result. Hold away from eyes. Use at own risk.

    1. Re:VersaTattoo by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 3, Funny

      The laser lab at WPI (www.wpi.edu) has the best sign on the door.

      "Do not look into laser with remaining eye"

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      Yes Francis, the world has gone crazy.
    2. Re:VersaTattoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It burns the most intricate designs on your skin [...] Warning: permanent scarring may result

      Gee, ya think?!?! :o)

    3. Re:VersaTattoo by Dirtside · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, one of the labs in the basement of Boelter Hall at UCLA has that same sign... except at the top, where it would normally say DANGER in 72-point type, it just says DANG.

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      "Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
  21. A Windows-only peripheral that literally smokes!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think I'd like to have one ... but not with my son in the house - he be testing whether it could print on "dog".

  22. view the thing by seriv · · Score: 3, Informative

    you can see a picture of it here, the link provided above. And a techTV spot of it.
    -Seriv

    1. Re:view the thing by seriv · · Score: 5, Informative

      or view images of what it can do Here.
      -Seriv

    2. Re:view the thing by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Yeahhhhhh finally, decent images, mod parent up :D

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    3. Re:view the thing by Kunta+Kinte · · Score: 1
      In the list of images, there's 'glassware'.

      How on earth did they get a laser to engrave glass?

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    4. Re:view the thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are evil. Linking to a site that provides free samples.

      Yes, I'm evil too.

    5. Re:view the thing by sckeener · · Score: 1

      that was neat. I was shocked by the pic of the glass. up until then, I was thinking of flat surfaces.

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      "Only one thing, is impossible for god: to find any sense in any copyright law on the planet." Mark Twain
    6. Re:view the thing by MBraynard · · Score: 1

      Hey - I don't know how else to contact you, but you mentioned in a nother post you liked games that you can play with your wife that are NOT split screen. I suggest picking up Hunter: The REckoning and it's soon to come out sequel. It's pretty fun and really cheap on Ebay. I actually have a copy I'm looking to unload. It's co-op, non-split screen.

    7. Re:view the thing by PurpleFloyd · · Score: 1
      I don't know how they did it, but here's one solution:

      Get some self-adhesive paper and glass etching compound. Put the paper over the glass and laser it, giving you a template for the etching compound. Trowel that on, then wait 5 minutes, rinse it off, and peel off the mask. Hey presto, you've got precisely etched glass.

      Of course, if you wanted a fine pattern, you might have trouble with the mask ripping, but that could probably be solved with a cardboard or plastic mask (especially good if you plan to crank out more than one of the same design).

      --

      That's it. I'm no longer part of Team Sanity.
    8. Re:view the thing by jovlinger · · Score: 1

      Glass is not transparent to all wavelengths; notably IR and UV don't pass through. All you need is a LASER in some wavelength the glass isn't transparent to.

      A follow-up question is what did they make the internal prisms from?

    9. Re:view the thing by Ryosen · · Score: 1

      I own a VL-200. It has a rotary accessory that does glassware and other cylindrical objects.

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      Ryosen
      One man's "Troll, +1" is another man's "Insightful, +1".
  23. Hurry for Moore's Law by tessaiga · · Score: 2, Funny
    The built-in 25W laser is powerful enough to burn quickly through paper and cardboard without leaving so much as a charred edge. It can cut through wood 1/4 inch thick or more. The thin beam barely discolors the edges of the top surface but leaves the sides of the cut a rich, dark brown. Acrylic plastics such as Plexiglas cut easily, too. The beam moves with surprising speed for wood and paper but slower and at lower power for plastics, so the heat from the beam can melt the plastic edge and leave a smooth, polished surface.
    Give'em another year to improve it, and us budget mad scientists will be able to afford one of these for the next time Halle Berry breaks into our secret ice-covered labs, too.
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  24. NEATO! I can finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can finally design and "print" my own tattoos without those damn temporary papers!

    Breakthrough I say... BREAKTHROUGH!

    -KL

  25. Where is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Find the dyslexic fwibble before midnight!

  26. Re:Information by keep_it_simple_stupi · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It's not slashdotted, it's PC magazine's website. Stop whoring.

  27. DANGER! DANGER! by HungWeiLo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Disaster (serves 6)

    1 tbsp. of laser that can cut anything
    2 qts. of Windows drivers

    Mix ingredients gently. Bake for 5 minutes at 400 degrees Fahrenheit. Serve immediately.

    --
    There are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we're downriver from the bread factory.
    1. Re:DANGER! DANGER! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the Will Robinson part.

  28. These things will be cheap soon... by barfy · · Score: 1

    I have yet to meet the geek that doesn't drool over one of these things, they are very cool.

    If you watched the TechTV episode, there is not much to these puppys. They could easily be $1000 dollar items. It is clear that the price point is due to relative lack of volume, but the assembly and manufacture of these things could be done very cheaply. I suspect after HP or some other large scale manufacturer provides an offer that they can't refuse that these suckers will be available for the general marketplace.

    1. Re:These things will be cheap soon... by Froze · · Score: 1

      Uhmmm, unless the lasers are considerably cheaper than this, I think that you are going to be hard pressed to put one together for a grand.

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    2. Re:These things will be cheap soon... by shepd · · Score: 1

      >They could easily be $1000 dollar items. It is clear that the price point is due to relative lack of volume, but the assembly and manufacture of these things could be done very cheaply.

      Right, but cheap assembly leads to mistakes. In the case of a computer part, that means a failed part, even perhaps a destroyed computer.

      In the case of a 50 watt laser, it could lead to blindness and permanent scarring. Maybe worse if you're really stupid.

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    3. Re:These things will be cheap soon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being a fucking troll leads to mistakes, too, David. Like the mistake you made when you said you could come up with an equivalent PC that's cheaper than a G5. Big mistake, that was. It's not too late to take it back, though. We're prepared to offer you amnesty in return for your public apology.

      What's it going to be, you coward? Are you going to be a man and admit that you were just trolling? Or are you going to threaten us with yet another libel suit? (That was actually good for a few laughs. Do it again; it was funny.)

    4. Re:These things will be cheap soon... by barfy · · Score: 1

      You can get a riding lawnmower from sears for $899.00.

      And geez imagine the damage that can do, especially if you're really stupid.

      This is not even close to the same class of difficulty of making, it is mearly a problem of deciding to make the product at a volume that will satisfy the demand of a thousand dollar price point.

    5. Re:These things will be cheap soon... by shepd · · Score: 1

      >You can get a riding lawnmower from sears for $899.00.

      Yup, but you can't get one for $100. And, AFAIK, it isn't made in China...

      >And geez imagine the damage that can do, especially if you're really stupid.

      Only if you purposely misuse it. I haven't seen blades fall off new lawnmowers when used properly, have you? Then again, most lawnmowers aren't assembled in China...

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      If you could be told what you can see or read, then it follows that you could be told what to say or think - BoC
    6. Re:These things will be cheap soon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And here we have another racist moron pissed at chinese because they can consistently do cheaper AND better things than you.

      Nothing new here, move along, folks.

    7. Re:These things will be cheap soon... by shepd · · Score: 1

      >And here we have another racist moron pissed at chinese because they can consistently do cheaper AND better things than you.

      No, they can't.

      Since you give no evidence, I don't see why I should.

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      If you could be told what you can see or read, then it follows that you could be told what to say or think - BoC
  29. That's it! by appleLaserWriter · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm getting one so I can print my agendas in stone tablets.

  30. Wait!! by jd · · Score: 2, Funny

    Check to see if Amazon or SCO have patented writing on stone tablets, before you buy!

    --
    It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    1. Re:Wait!! by acherrington · · Score: 1

      Prior Art!!! God/allah/etc wrote the ten commandments in stone with fire. Same thing right? Prior art is existing by at least 5000 years.

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      Victory is gained, not in knowing your opponents next move, but in preempting them.
    2. Re:Wait!! by jd · · Score: 1

      Amazon would argue that the ten commandments go into history/religion section, not the art section, and so don't count.

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      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
  31. Find the exploding fwibble before midnight! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Find the exploding fwibble before midnight!

  32. Ice Sculptures by delcielo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That makes me wonder...

    Could you send a flat sheet of ice through and get a nice relief sculpture out of it?

    Imagine being able to cater ice reliefs of dinner speakers, etc. by simply printing graphics out of photoshop.

    --
    Hot Damn! It's the Soggy Bottom Boys!
  33. Re:Surely - Frickin Laser Beams by joeware · · Score: 1

    Don't you know how expensive a good "frickin laser" is? Ask Dr. Evil.

  34. Re:only 10k? by fenix+down · · Score: 0, Offtopic
  35. New Poll?? by justMichael · · Score: 1

    Based on all of the Tattoo comments in the thread...

    How many Tattoos do you currently have?
    [] 0 (and I don't want any)
    [] 0 (I can't decide on the design)
    [] 1
    [] 2-5
    [] 6-10
    [] 11-20
    [] You can't see bare skin any longer
    [] CowboyNeal tried to doodle on me once

    1. Re:New Poll?? by cloudship_tacitus · · Score: 1

      you forgot:

      []0 - my wife won't let me, you insensitive clod!

    2. Re:New Poll?? by justMichael · · Score: 1

      Doesn't that indirectly fit into the first one (and I don't want any)?

      If your wife doesn't want you to do or have something she just slowly convinces you that you don't want it either. ;-)

  36. Kinkos by apoplectic · · Score: 1

    I guess in addition to a wide selection of stationery Kinkos will have to keep a nice pile of boulders from which to cut slabs for printing.

  37. Perhaps the pricing is because... by EzekielQ · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...of the $9000/unit to cover the liability insurance payments. -Zeke

  38. M.C. by dan14807 · · Score: 0

    Not quite a matter compiler. Looks like it's just a fancy nameplate engraver.

  39. Someone will buy or steal a copy and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    make a weapon out of it.

    If it will burn through 1/4" wood it might be able to do some damage at under a hundred feet, or perhaps blind someone out to 500 feet or more. ???

    1. Re:Someone will buy or steal a copy and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can just mail order a much more powerful CO2 laser without paying for the controlling stuff.

      And then you have a lug around a power supply for it, which makes even a .22 look much more dangerous all of a sudden.

      The US military does have lasers used for blinding enemy observers, or range finding lasers that soldiers have discovered work nicely for that purpose.

    2. Re:Someone will buy or steal a copy and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The US military does have lasers used for blinding enemy observers
      No they don't. Weapons designed for blinding are illegal under the Geneva Convention.

      The US would of course no sooner ignore the Geneva Convention than it would bypass the UN.

      (ecch, let me wipe this irony off the keyboard...)

    3. Re:Someone will buy or steal a copy and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nice irony :-) Another cool article on these non-lethal weapons is here: http://www.csmonitor.com/2002/1212/p11s03-stgn.htm "Imagine a war where hardly anybody gets killed.[...]"

  40. Spoon! by da3dAlus · · Score: 2

    Now Chairface Chippendale can finally finish writing his name on the moon!

    --

    Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
    1. Re:Spoon! by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 1

      Damn, you beat me to the tick reference!

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      Yes Francis, the world has gone crazy.
    2. Re:Spoon! by binaryDigit · · Score: 1

      Now Chairface Chippendale can finally finish writing his name on the moon!

      That thing must have one heck of an adjustable platten!

  41. Versalife? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why am I reminded of the Versalife corporation? What videogame were they in?

    1. Re:Versalife? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Deus Ex :-) ---- Please try to keep posts on topic. Try to reply to other people's comments instead of starting new threads. Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating what has already been said. Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about. Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be moderated. (You can read everything, even moderated posts, by adjusting your threshold on the User Preferences Page)

  42. The next generation of these . . . by StefanJ · · Score: 5, Funny

    . . . will only cost $1000, and get bundled for free with new systems, but you'll need to buy $300 fusion plasma cartridges for them every few months that are designed to go critical and explode if you try to refill them.

    For now, I'll stick with an X-Acto knife and that wood burning kit I got at a garage sale.

    Stefan

    1. Re:The next generation of these . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We use a laser cutter at work. Neat tool, but the hidden kicker is the laser, like a lightbulb, has a limited lifespan.
      We just replaced our laser module for the second time.
      $3500 a pop. We use ours pretty heavy, last one worked for almost two years. You WISH your Lexmark Optra S 1650
      with its $229 cartridge was cheap to service? Wait till you have to replace that Versa Laser CO2 laser module.

  43. 20 times more power at 3 times the cost by Chris+Y+Taylor · · Score: 3, Insightful

    For about $20,000 dollars more you can get a used 1kW industrial laser. It'll be powerful enough to cut 3/8" steel plate if you slow the feed rate down. Of course it takes up more room. And the operating costs will be a tad higher. But, it is just the thing for disposing of unwanted British spies.

    http://www.franeklaser.com/usedlasers.htm

    1. Re:20 times more power at 3 times the cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what does it take to control one of them? I doubt it comes with printer drivers and a USB plug. And can you reduce the power so that you can mark and engrave as well as cut?

    2. Re:20 times more power at 3 times the cost by Chris+Y+Taylor · · Score: 1

      It probably takes CNC code. Most CAD/CAM software will have drivers available to generate the appropriate code from a drawing. If you don't have that, it's not to hard to write the code yourself. A used one would likely be too old to have a USB plug. It would probably have an RS232 connection or similar; still, it would not be difficult to download cutting programs to it from a PC.

      Yes, you can operate them at reduced power for engraving.

  44. Oh God NOOOOO! by DAldredge · · Score: 3, Funny

    Who let a member of marketing become a member of /.?

  45. It's so cool to watch.... by SkimpySkeptic · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've actually operated one of these before.....I'm not sure it's by the same company, but there's a little fabrication shop about a 5 minute walk from my office that we frequently service their computers for. They use corel draw, and this laser. It's a nifty process to watch, maybe the next time I get over there, I'll set up a video camera and record it....I've seen it make everything..

  46. Already Patented! by DAldredge · · Score: 1

    (Wal/China-Mart) alread has that under patent.

    1. Re:Already Patented! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poll: 75% of Americans believed Iraq was behind the 9/11 attacks

    2. Re:Already Patented! by Helter · · Score: 1

      But how many thought that Wal-mart was behind the 9/11 attacks?

    3. Re:Already Patented! by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > how many thought that Wal-mart was behind the 9/11 attacks?

      3: Me, you, and some guy in Denver, named Bob.

    4. Re:Already Patented! by Helter · · Score: 1

      But only you and I really count, Bobs an idiot.

    5. Re:Already Patented! by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > But only you and I really count, Bobs an idiot.

      How True :)

  47. Dr. Evil's dream PC peripheral by precogpunk · · Score: 0

    Attach one of these printers to your shark's head and you'll be prepared to take over the world!

  48. Magic behind Balsa Machining Service by StefanJ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A Use Case for this thing:

    My summer hobby is model rocketry.

    I usually build my own. Specifically, I recreate old, old models from the early 1960s:

    http://www.io.com/~stefanj/posed_with_hustler.jp g

    http://www.io.com/~stefanj/017_14A.JPG (big)

    Usually I cut my own fins, and less often turn my own nose cones, but if I'm in a hurry or need exact work there's a great outfit that uses a laser cutter to create these pieces.

    You send them a file in an accepted rocketry-CAD format, select a material, and use a spreadsheet to figure out the prices. They can cut cardstock, balsa, thin plywood, and special laminates.

    The burning effect is really interesting. The centers of the fins and rings and such are creamy white wood, the edges a dark chocolate brown with an interesting ridged texture.

    Stefan

  49. Money Matters, Niche Markets by tsanth · · Score: 1

    I don't disagree; however, isn't much of the cost of cars to recoup R&D and advertising costs? I had also read ago (a couple months, maybe?) about great new advances in solid-state laser technology: I imagine that the cost of the lasers would be expensive, but no so expensive as to warrant the high price.

    You're right, though: it is a new product, and given time and competition, the price will drop drastically in the next few years. After R&D is paid off, the rest can go to profit. However, I doubt that this kind of tool will see more widespread use until someone comes up with a new killer application for it.

    -but here's hoping!

    1. Re:Money Matters, Niche Markets by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > until someone comes up with a new killer application for it.

      What, burning holes through people not "killer" enough for you?

  50. Recursive Case Mod!! by OECD · · Score: 1

    I'm going to get one, just so I can use it to customize a Versalaser case!

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    One man's -1 Flamebait is another man's +5 Funny.
  51. Decades old and could be cheaper by gtada · · Score: 1

    Uh... laser cutters have been around for years (more like decades) and are limited in what they can cut. Waterjet cutters on the other hand can cut metal (titanium even!).

    Check here (MIT) for a few resources on laser cutting and the feasibility of producing laser cutters at a cost comparable to injet printers.

    Not a big deal... just know that it's not the first laser cutter.

  52. They're pretty cool.... by MoeMoe · · Score: 1

    I actually got a sample piece of laser cut wood form them a while back, and I must say it looks pretty damn good... I was hoping the sample would have my name on it or something but it just shows the Versalaser logo on it and comes with a whole bunch of lit. with different colors you can get it in :p

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  53. Shark-Head attachement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, but do these support shark-head attachments? I need them badly, and soon!

    -Dr. Evil Henchman

  54. 3D printers by Saeger · · Score: 1
    Laser etching is cool, I guess, but what would be even cooler is bringing 3D printing to the masses. Right now these rapid prototyping "printers" cost hundreds of thousands, but one day you'll be (over)paying Lexmark for DRM'd "LiquidPlastic-jet" cartridges so that you can print out cheap parts of your own design, or barbie dolls, or warhammer knockoffs, eating utensils, dildos(?!), etc...

    The precursor to the nano-forge.

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    1. Re:3D printers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The company behind WarHammer is full of assholes and I hope they go down crying. Slashdot had a article about them a while back.

    2. Re:3D printers by jovlinger · · Score: 1

      Well, add a motorized turntable to one of these babies, and you have a decent mockup of a laser lathe. 'course, you can't cut concave surfaces, but there's still alot it could automate.

  55. Fabric cutters by sakusha · · Score: 2, Informative

    These laser cutters are fairly common in the fashion industry, they've used them for quite a few years. They use them to cut fabric for later assembly. I used to live in a loft right across from a fabric cutter shop, I could watch out my window and into their shop floor and see them at work. They have long tables where they lay out bolts of cloth, about a hundred layers folded over each other, then an arm holding the laser moves over it by computer control and cuts through all the layers. It sort of looks like an old-style pen plotter when it's in motion.
    So there is probably a much bigger market for these devices than you'd suspect.

  56. Can it make engraved mirrors? ;-) by Thud457 · · Score: 1
    "I suspect after HP or some other large scale manufacturer provides an offer that they can't refuse that these suckers will be available for the general marketplace."

    Only after they figure out how to make a $59.99 laser cartridge that needs to be replaced every three months!

    --

    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  57. DIY model kits? by jwriney · · Score: 1

    Magazines like RCM that offer printed blueprints for radio controlled airplanes and such could just as easily include drawings suitable for feeding a Versalaser....keep plunking in sheets of balsa, and in a few hours you've got all the parts to build your new plane, all laser-cut to tolerance.

    Nice.

    --riney

    1. Re:DIY model kits? by Saeger · · Score: 1
      Real men cut their parts out of balsa with an exacto knife and have the calluses to prove it! :)

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    2. Re:DIY model kits? by mightymik2 · · Score: 1

      Hell yes. Doug @ Mountain Models and another guy in the area turn out entire lines of kits this way.

    3. Re:DIY model kits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell yes. Doug @ Mountain Models and another guy in the area turn out entire lines of kits this way.

      Is that kind of like furries?

  58. Custom Shaped CD/DVDs? by CognitiveFusion · · Score: 1

    I saw a cd writer a while back that could burn graphics into the un-used portions of a CD, but I would love to be able to shape the edges or cut voids into unused areas of a disc (Assuming you keep the CD balanced).

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  59. been there, seen that! by Pleiades · · Score: 1

    I just finished setting up an E size 5 axis 50 watt CO2 laser cutter in an awards shop.

    What was especially neat about the laser was it's based on plotter technology. We had the creator of the laser system there to do the installation and walk-through. He stuck a 5 watt laser inplace of the pen plotter on an old roland pen plotter, hacked together a driver to control to laser pulses and mirror heads. very neat system.

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    1. Re:been there, seen that! by Pleiades · · Score: 1

      Call me a karma whore, I don't care. But this is a much better description of the laser engraving system I installed. Universal Laser Systems is the company. Model M-300. Very neat.

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      Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds -Albert Einstein
    2. Re:been there, seen that! by LanceTaylor · · Score: 1

      The correct link to the company is ulsinc.com.

  60. I wonder what the power setting for skin is... by Druss.the.legend · · Score: 1

    With the new trend of scarring and piercing etc - how long before we see scar tattoos? Bring in your favourite jpg and walk out with a raised brand. Of course I am not offering to be the one to test the power setting required to scar and not burn through.

    1. Re:I wonder what the power setting for skin is... by cmpalmer · · Score: 1

      FREE IDEA!

      I was thinking one day that someone should create a dot matrix tatoo machine. Not only could you get your digital art or photos tatooed on your skin, if the matrix was big enough you could have it all done at once.

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      -- stream of did I lock the front door consciousness
  61. Sample Products by MhzJnky · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here you can see some sample products made by it.

    Think I'll order my up one and start working on filling up the Trophy case.

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    "Failure is not an option, it's part of the standard package"
  62. Cost after depreciation by ifreakshow · · Score: 1

    I was looking into how much it would cost to buy a 25W laser and build an X Y plotter to run it and came across this article describing how you could write off 57% of the cost because it is basically a machine tool.

  63. Actually by phorm · · Score: 1

    Not a bad idea... although metal lighters would be nicer.

    Shouldn't be a problem so long as the lighter is empty and washed out (refillable lighters)

  64. Slashdotted by oneself · · Score: 1

    They can make a laser printer that cuts through anything, but they can't make a website that doesn't get slashdotted.

  65. but why? by frovingslosh · · Score: 1

    OK, it's cute. But most slashdot geeks could get much better use of a similarly priced laser cad system that cuts 3d objects, makes PC boards, and can still "print" and engrave 2d surfaces rather than this 2d system that is designed to only print. This may have a very easy to use interface, but many things that have limited functionality do.

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  66. Cheap way to... by phorm · · Score: 1

    Heck why not? Veterinary tatoos are expensive and not very custom. With this baby, you could tattoo your dog with a bone-shaped tatoo, "bad to the bone" caption, and a phone number in case he gets lost when he's out with the ladies ...

    1. Re:Cheap way to... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > when he's out with the ladies

      You're talking about dogs... Wasn't that the perfect time to say "out with some bitches?"

  67. Tattoos anybody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Woo, now you can photoshop/gimp a tattoo design and print it on the victim's body. That would be a whole new business experience for an enterprizing geek...

  68. Very old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Laser cutters have been around for years...

  69. Just imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the pr0n a beowulf of these could make.

    Yes, I suck.

  70. security flaws and high power laser = bad by rbird76 · · Score: 1

    I can see a new Windows exploit....

    Rating: Critical

    Flaw: Using Windows RPC, an attacker can gain remote access to a machine equipped with the Versalaser peripheral, allowing the attacker to turn the device on and to control its operating rate and output.

    Consequences: potential blindness or fires may result from this exploit. Victims have been found with "Bill Sux!" or penguin tattoos spontaneously applied to extremities; unfortunately, secondary infections and scarring rendered most of them unreadable.

    Patching: a patch for this exploit will be available with one year.

    It's one thing when security flaws can simply spread spam all over the Internet, but physical injury might present more of a problem. It might be good for security if bad security resulted in users losing body parts...on the other hand, the benefit of any added security is likely to be countered by the consequences of thoughtless people accessing and using high-powered lasers. I think I can see the long arm of Darwin here...

    1. Re:security flaws and high power laser = bad by Vyce · · Score: 1

      Puhlease. Critical equipment has been running windows since windows have been around. The real wonder is why more people havn't died from it.

    2. Re:security flaws and high power laser = bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the primary reason is that hardware developers tend to use things like switches that disable the power parts when the covers are open. Anything can go wrong and failing gracefully is a requirement with high-power (engines|lasers|anything else).

  71. My, how times have changed by wowbagger · · Score: 1

    Back when I was working with laser marking systems (1988), they were in the $100K region for a 25 joule per pulse laser marking system. This wasn't a raster scan system - just a flash of IR through a mask, and this wasn't a cutter, just a marker.

    Now you can get a 25W continuous duty cutter for $10K.

    My, how times have changed.

    (of course, a laser capable of 15 pulses per second of 25J each, with a pulse width of 25ns, is a different beast than 25W continuous output, but...)

  72. let's see..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I can spend 200 USD and build a rather mediocre CNC mill.

    Or,

    I can spend up to 1000 USD and build an OK CNC mill.

    Or,

    I can spend 10000 USD on this.

    Gosh, I just can't make up my mind......

  73. That's Slashdot! by Doomrat · · Score: 1

    A $10,000 printer, and Slashdot is worried about there only being Windows drivers. Pathetic! If you can afford a printer that expensive, you can afford to have a machine running Windows.

  74. Imagine all the porn by dq5+studios · · Score: 1

    "Is that a wood carving of a three-way?"
    "No honey, its, uh, a major award."

  75. No good... by adrianbaugh · · Score: 1

    Until it can be head-mounted on a shark :-)

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    - JRR Tolkien.
  76. LINUX_LASERCUTTER_HOWTO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    1 - Take an old plotter
    2 - Hook a power laser to the pen
    3 - Load usual plotter drivers
    4 - ...
    5 - Profit! (sell it for $10,000)

  77. MOD PARENT UP! +1 Funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'm sorry i just used up my moderator points or you would have earned them all!

  78. They forgot one thing by sig97 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey, now at last it should be possible to design gravestones using the latest clip art from MS Office! I wonder how long it would take until Clippy start saying stuff like "It looks like you're writing a gravestone..."

    1. Re:They forgot one thing by Excen · · Score: 1

      Hey! That sounds like the perfect gravestone to us in the Linux crowd. That way, Gates can annoy the hell out of us in death, as well as in life!

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    2. Re:They forgot one thing by sig97 · · Score: 1

      You're right! Without Gates the life after death would be boring and meaningless ;-)

  79. Sweet... any self respecting James Bond must own by PierceLabs · · Score: 1

    Now you too can reenact the famous Goldfinger scene with family and friends. "Do you expect me to cut the grass?" 'No my friend I expect you to die!"

  80. A Killer App... by femto · · Score: 1

    for this printer willbe when it can produce a printed circuit board. Then I'll buy one!

  81. Buncha Slashbot Gripers by belloc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Unfortunately, Windows drivers only at this time.

    This thing could have been some sort of combination Time Machine/Transmogrifier/Fountain of Youth, but if it only had Windows drivers, we'd have to find a way to bring in the holy war and complain about it.

    Slashbots: One. Track. Mind.

    Belloc

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    1. Re:Buncha Slashbot Gripers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I put that in there on purpose, almost as an afterthought, just to improve my chances of getting the story accepted. And to give people something to bitch about. Thank you.

  82. Cheap Strippit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm, this reminds me of the laser Strippit. A factory I worked in only had the pneumatic one, required a 6 ft concrete slab to minimise vibrations(things still shook in the office at the other end of the building). This was a great metal working tool, but they had a sample of the output from the much, much more expensive laser model, the silhouette of an eagle. Basicly you just drew the picture of what you wanted on a CAD/CAM program, told it the material thickness, and uploaded it to the Strippit, and voila, the laser would cut water you wanted. This thing sounds like a much cheaper version of it, and a toy I wish I could afford.

    Of course, how many of us should be afford it would start seeing how hard it'd be to make a laser gun out of it?

    *--*
    Woggle
    (nope, no password yet)

  83. Diamond cutting by j3110 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder what effects things like this has on the jewelry industry. In the next century, there will probably be children's toys that make and cut diamonds into any shape they can imagine with their 3d holographic editing system :)

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    Karma Clown
  84. versalaser on techtv by greysky · · Score: 1

    TechTV last month had a case mod contest where the grand prize was a versalaser. The guy who won is one lucky SOB. The article about it can be found here:

    http://www.techtv.com/screensavers/supergeek/story /0,24330,3536290,00.html

    1. Re:versalaser on techtv by mightymik2 · · Score: 1

      No sh*t...I want one BAD. Imagine being able to scan in artwork, sticking in a blank PCB, then 'etching' it with this thing. G10 is good all the way up to 2GHz. I also know 2 guys that share custody of one, using it to churn out laser cut model airplane kits. (as 2 seperate companies in colorado). These guys also make their own laser tubes. Just too sweet. One of the first things i get when i win the lottery.

  85. 3D Printers by RedWizzard · · Score: 1

    3D printers / rapid prototyping systems are even cooler than that. Make anything you like (within the size limits of the printer). Check out Z Corp's printers (or a BBC news article).

  86. New and cool to the /. crowd, but... by shylock0 · · Score: 1

    These things (i.e., laser cutters of this nature) have been around for a while. Any decent architecture graduate school has a few of them sitting around their fabrication shop, right next to the 3D plastic modeling system. They *are* incredibly useful for model making, and have been around for about 5 or 10 years. We've done some consulting to architecture schools, and I must say, the technology is impressive. It's particularly neat how it integrates with AutoCAD, and how you can use it to not only cut, but also score material.

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  87. UH OH by timeOday · · Score: 1

    Check out the dino. Now I ask you, doesn't that pattern look just like ones you've seen in hobby shops? Which means whoever made this thing has *pirated* a *physical object*! This baby is a copy machine for tangible objects - if they happen to be thin and flat.

  88. Great for photo printers by mjake · · Score: 1

    If this could be developed and made into a reasonably priced option for photo printers it would be great. Every time I have to print out 20 copies of 5 different pictures in 4x6, 5x7 and wallet size for all my relatives, it takes me hours to carefully cut the 8.5x11 photo paper into individual pictures. This could save tons of time and drudge work.

    Somehow I don't think it will happen in my lifetime though. :-(

    And if it did, I would still whine for a auto folder for the invitations and cards I print out. :-)

  89. Ah, the memories... by Gleep+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    I've still got a scar from catching a "glint" of reflected laser light from the industrial version of one of these. I shudder to think of the lawsuits on their way from idiots that jimmy open the safety interlock...

    By the way - the machine that tattooed me had a cutting area of 8 by 10 feet, powered by a 2KW IR laser the size of a sixties IBM mainframe, and was cutting the stainless steel signs for the DeLorean dealerships - which should give you an idea of how long ago that was...

    And yes, it was my own damn fault - I'd jimmied the safety interlock, but when you're a SuperTech pulling down $500/hour to get a critical machine back online, you are sometimes tempted to take STUPID risks.

    (At least the safety goggles I was wearing did their job 8^)

  90. Schwinkie by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 1

    > a printer which uses a laser and can cut/write
    > on everything from paper to wood to stone.

    I'm'sa gettin' me wife's name put on my schwinkie!

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    "Has [being a kidnapped teenage girl, raped repeatedly for months] changed you?" - Katie Couric to Elizabeth Smart
  91. The real question is by Daath · · Score: 1

    The real question is this: Does it print on paper? :)

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    Any technology distinguishable from magic, is insufficiently advanced.
    1. Re:The real question is by Becquerel · · Score: 1

      If you don't mind all ur a,b,d,e,o,p,q 's having holes in them then i don't see why not. So long as you don't put a border round everything ;)

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      My spelling isn't bad, I'm evolving the language
  92. Laser printing on wood - cheap! by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 1
    Actually, you can print on wood with your own laser printer...and a clothes iron.

    1. Print the image on paper backwards (mirror the image).

    2. Place the printout face-down on the wood.

    3. Set the clothes iron on high, and use it to heat the paper enough to melt the toner (but not so hot as to burn the paper or wood). While applying the heat, carefully peel the paper off - leaving toner behind.

    Helps if you set the printer to use as much toner as possible. Takes a few tries to get the knack.

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  93. Scary by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    To be honest, I don't want to be anywhere near a 25 watt laser.

    * Do not look into laser beam with remaining eye *

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    The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
  94. So that's how God did it by Animats · · Score: 1
    See "The Ten Commandments", the 1930s Cecil B. deMille version. The one where the beam of fire comes down from the sky and engraves the stone tablets. Anyone looking at that today says, "yeah, a laser".

    Obviously the space aliens were using one of these to impress the Earthlings.

  95. Free Samples by SmlFreshwaterBuffalo · · Score: 1

    Go here to request your free laser processed samples:

    http://www.versalaser.com/english/sample.html

    I received one a while back. It was a small piece of wood with their logo burned onto it (if I can remember correctly). Useless, but cool none the less.

  96. Vinyl lettering by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1

    Most signwriting shops use laser printers to cut vinyl lettering for the side of vans etc. I suppose this is just the turbo nutter bastard version, if it can cut stone.

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  97. currency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I wonder if this is capable enough to carve out coins from various nations. I think the aluminum coins of some countries are at risk, now we just wait till its economically feasble to do it.

  98. MIT's center for bits and atoms by SpanielA · · Score: 1

    There is an interesting interview with Neil Gershenfeld, the director of MIT's center for bits and atoms - they have been playing with similar 'replicators' and setting up fabrication labs (fablabs!) in middle-tech countries with interesting results. He sees the mainstream availabilty (ok - once cost comes down a bit) of manufacturing processes as the beginning of a paradigm shift similar to the move of mainframe computing to the desktop. He also discusses their use of open-source hardware and schematics in the fablabs.

  99. Re:Stone cutting by Becquerel · · Score: 1

    When i was in the S of France this year there was a guy on the beachside with one of these printers. You picked up a stone off the beach designed a little picture/name/saying/whatever to be printed on it, and he burnt it into the stone there and then. It made cool personalised presents for all my friends.

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  100. Hasn't this been done before? by teledyne · · Score: 1

    Egon: Don't cross the streams.
    Peter: Why?
    Egon: It would be bad.

    Oh yeah!!!

  101. ob "Office Space" paraphrase... by chinton · · Score: 1

    "PC Load Granite"? What the fsck does that mean?

  102. Re: and cakes by Wilk4 · · Score: 1
    reminds me of the guys who do cakes like this now.

    someone recently got a photo from me for a party, took it to the baker where they printed it to a sheet of food dye. They lay that on the cake and it transfers a surprisingly good image into the icing... I think it took a normal-ish printer, though probably special ink and transfer paper

  103. Re: you really want them easily available? by Wilk4 · · Score: 1
    yeah, but do we *really* want every joe schmoe who can barely run windows trying to print to everything in his/her house with it? I can see all sorts of potential for disaster, even aside from the already mentioned writing to butane lighters and trying to tattoo yourself... "now which color was score and which was cut? OUCH!!"

    I have to admit, if I had one that I'd just hooked up, the first thing *I'd* do would be to look around the room, thinking "hmm, what can I test this with..." those can be famous last words...

    I'll bet it'd really contribute to keeping our fire departments and hospital emergency rooms busy...

    At least we wouldn't need to shell out $30 a month/week/whatever to HP/lexmark/canon/blah for ink cartridges, though we might be spending that much more in power bills...

  104. Probably not the same thing by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

    I've had metal cut with a laser machine before. I am nearly certain that there is little comparison that can be made.

    One time we tried to see if we can engrave with it. It ended up looking like a nine pin dot matrix print-out. It simply did not have fine enough control, and I doubt that a 15 year old machine would do any better. A machine with 34,000 hours of operation may be pretty well worn out too, there's a reason why it costs much less than many of thethe others listed. That is 17 years of full 40 hour work weeks, so I think it has seen its share of abuse.