So how long until some student at MIT figures out how to refrigerate the cone and use it for delivering beer without getting off the couch? And where can I buy one?
Name: Bob Greenham (92% certainty)
Last met: Acme Conference june '06
Current position: Cyan Inc. (99% certainty)
"Bob Greenham" found in one mail thread:
Spokes for Acme Wheels (July '06, 3 mails)
How about:
Name: Britney (97% certainty)
Status: Single (93% certainty)
Turn ons: first person shooters (99% certainty)
Turn offs: Windows (110% certainty)
Alcohol torrerance: 3 beers (84% certainty)
Puts out: 100% certainty
If they block P2P sharing, how else am I going to be able to download hot young co-eds in shower.mpg? Someone is out there with a web cam living the life us guys wish for, it's his right, no DUTY to share with those less fortunate than himself.
It's also the hardware, and the management that makes it slim. If a company buys 500 thin clients, they can manage the hardware from a single workstation. There are less parts to 'go wrong' with a thin client, plus less power consumption. I used to work at a place that used them, it took 3 minutes to go from nothing on someone's desk, to a thin client setup and connected to the Terminal Server. Of course, we bought $300 thin clients, which made it all the better.
For a thin client 733 MHz is almost over powered. Remember, all it has to do is run Win CE or embeded Linux. The keyword being thin which means the server does the processing.
Have you considered riding beams of light? They require no fossil fuels and are abundant during the day time. They have great acceleration and a top end light nothing you've ever drove. Night riding can be tricky though. It's a pretty smooth ride, you get to your destination so quickly it almost eliminates driving fatigue. Not to mention you will never run into traffic jams.
What ever happened to them not integrating Internet Explorer into windows? I think there was 1 version of Windows 98SE that you could remove it from, but after that it was back in.
What if the (non-linux brand of cloths) crashes while you're wearing it? Will the ctrl-alt-del become a dance move at popular night clubs? Or even worse... the cpu in my 'embeded' underwear over heats and burns my junk? Or my socks become fragmented?
One thing that makes this country great, is the freedom to choose. Even if all the OEMs decide it's a good thing, we can still buy off the shelf motherboards and build the PCs ourselves like we did in the good ole days. Also, there is always LinuxBIOS (Google cache). I'm sure they'd kick it into high gear and come up with viable solutions.
I'll bet that's something that doesn't make their brochure... Hmm, yes I see you have good health insurance, excellant 401K, and oh premature death, I'm in!
Slashdot Mirror
Microsoft's Ballmer: "Linux Requires Our Concentrated Focus and Attention"
Does this mean M$ has ADD?
So how long until some student at MIT figures out how to refrigerate the cone and use it for delivering beer without getting off the couch? And where can I buy one?
Now what I'd like to see in the display is:
Name: Bob Greenham (92% certainty)
Last met: Acme Conference june '06
Current position: Cyan Inc. (99% certainty)
"Bob Greenham" found in one mail thread:
Spokes for Acme Wheels (July '06, 3 mails)
How about:
Name: Britney (97% certainty)
Status: Single (93% certainty)
Turn ons: first person shooters (99% certainty)
Turn offs: Windows (110% certainty)
Alcohol torrerance: 3 beers (84% certainty)
Puts out: 100% certainty
I wish I thought of that... I wasted all my time learning.
Except no one can check out their product because of the Slashdot effect.
I hate spam too, unless it comes in a can, but...
Imagine a beowulf cluster...
Don't forget Kevin Bacon.
If they block P2P sharing, how else am I going to be able to download hot young co-eds in shower.mpg? Someone is out there with a web cam living the life us guys wish for, it's his right, no DUTY to share with those less fortunate than himself.
There will probably be a $1 transaction fee for all withdrawls that will be deposited into Bill's personal account.
I wonder if they will change the blue screens to green?
It's also the hardware, and the management that makes it slim. If a company buys 500 thin clients, they can manage the hardware from a single workstation. There are less parts to 'go wrong' with a thin client, plus less power consumption. I used to work at a place that used them, it took 3 minutes to go from nothing on someone's desk, to a thin client setup and connected to the Terminal Server. Of course, we bought $300 thin clients, which made it all the better.
For a thin client 733 MHz is almost over powered. Remember, all it has to do is run Win CE or embeded Linux. The keyword being thin which means the server does the processing.
Have you considered riding beams of light? They require no fossil fuels and are abundant during the day time. They have great acceleration and a top end light nothing you've ever drove. Night riding can be tricky though. It's a pretty smooth ride, you get to your destination so quickly it almost eliminates driving fatigue. Not to mention you will never run into traffic jams.
Could you email me how you stole 300,000 identities? Send it to cowboyneal, I'm using his identity today :)
Or worse... Microsoft, where do you want to go today?
Or, I'm sure SCO has 7 large... Have you paid SCO $699 to run this?
What ever happened to them not integrating Internet Explorer into windows? I think there was 1 version of Windows 98SE that you could remove it from, but after that it was back in.
Do you suppose that if 1 DOS attack was made on a website running a cluster of 1000 linux servers, they counted that as 1000 attacks?
What if the (non-linux brand of cloths) crashes while you're wearing it? Will the ctrl-alt-del become a dance move at popular night clubs? Or even worse... the cpu in my 'embeded' underwear over heats and burns my junk? Or my socks become fragmented?
>I make a nice salary and love my job That's what well paid employees say. Me, I'd shovel manure for an extra $2 an hour.
How's the WNU football team look this year?
One thing that makes this country great, is the freedom to choose. Even if all the OEMs decide it's a good thing, we can still buy off the shelf motherboards and build the PCs ourselves like we did in the good ole days. Also, there is always LinuxBIOS (Google cache). I'm sure they'd kick it into high gear and come up with viable solutions.
I'll bet that's something that doesn't make their brochure... Hmm, yes I see you have good health insurance, excellant 401K, and oh premature death, I'm in!
Hasn't Microsoft always had this? No, wait, sorry, that's Office lock-ups, not lock-in.
How about new new virus that replies to all the spam in your inbox and asks the spammers if they want to add inches to their penis? SoBig.P?
I still have my Hayes 2400 baud external modem. How old am I? Finally a use for my Apple IIc!!!