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Chic Gear to Suit Net Generation

Roland Piquepaille writes "In this article, BBC News Online says that fashion specialists and engineers are preparing the next generation of wearable computing fashion accessories. Current ones are too conspicuous and expensive. Joseph Dvorak, a researcher at Motorola US, predicts the computers and technology we wear in four or five years time will not draw attention to ourselves. And Dr. Dianne Jones from textile company SOFTswitch, maker of the Burton Amp jacket which integrates an Apple iPod, thinks that the wearable computing industry will grow rapidly. She says that in ten years, 20% of our clothes will incorporate some kind of electronic components. This summary contains more details and references."

208 comments

  1. I'm a skeptic. by grub · · Score: 5, Interesting


    She says that in ten years, 20% of our clothes will incorporate some kind of electronic components.

    Unless she's including RFID tags, that 20% figure sounds far too high. I can't believe that one-fifth of socks, pants, underwear, shirts, etc will contain electronic components in 10 short years.

    Also, how will all these clothes be cleaned? Will they be safe to throw in our 2003 "stone age" washing machines when 2013 rolls around?

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    1. Re:I'm a skeptic. by Cyclopedian · · Score: 0, Funny
      Will they be safe to throw in our 2003 "stone age" washing machines when 2013 rolls around?

      You won't need to worry about 2013 coming around. The calendar ends on December 21, 2012. So, wash away!

      -Cyc

    2. Re:I'm a skeptic. by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Funny

      Also, how will all these clothes be cleaned?

      I'm sure Symantec will come up with something...

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    3. Re:I'm a skeptic. by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Dry cleaning, man; it's the wave of the future.
      I like having technology at hand, but I also don't like having it touching me.
      Given the complexity of human life, I wonder if all of these gadgets will be a modern lead pipe
      The hyperlink on 'pipe' looks clogged:
      http://www.nipissingu.ca/department/history/muhlbe rger/orb/lead.htm

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    4. Re:I'm a skeptic. by grub · · Score: 2, Insightful


      Well, the person quoted works for SOFTswitch, the manufacturer of the fabric. I don't doubt they'll come up with a proprietary detergent needed to clean their fabrics without harm.

      She has a vested interest in making this fabric's future sound inevitable. Certainly it is coming but consider the source when reading fawning quotes.

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    5. Re:I'm a skeptic. by watzinaneihm · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or maybe she is saying that we will be wearing 20% more dresses. A large (though probably not 20%) percentage of the US and Europe has cellphones, and I would assume they carry it round with them. It would be great if one could integrate it into clothing, maybe removably , just a new pocket with wires running into it would do. Include handhelds, mp3 players and even a small computer and there is a large market of applicances which can possibly be integrated into clothes. Add vision goggles and probably your shirts, pants, glasses and watch can easily get more wired probably taking it upto a possible 20%. Or you could use RIAA maths if that doesnt work

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    6. Re:I'm a skeptic. by millwall · · Score: 2, Funny

      Also, how will all these clothes be cleaned?

      Geeks don't clean their clothes.

    7. Re:I'm a skeptic. by simong_oz · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the fairly fundamental and kind-of-related question: "Can it be worn in the rain?" (or snow) because if the answer to that is no, it might be an idea to go back to the drawing board.

      Also, how will all these clothes be cleaned?

      A very valid question considering the cleanliness of the type of people most likely to be attracted to these clothes ;-)

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    8. Re:I'm a skeptic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative


      Can it be worn in the rain?" (or snow)

      They do show a jacket with an embedded iPod for use by snowboarders so the answer is "yes" in that particular case. :)

    9. Re:I'm a skeptic. by Channard · · Score: 1
      Unless she's including RFID tags, that 20% figure sounds far too high. I can't believe that one-fifth of socks, pants, underwear, shirts, etc will contain electronic components in 10 short years.

      She's probably channelling the same space-spirit that predicted moon bases, flying cars and pill food in 2000. The hit rate for 'visionaries' like this is pretty damn low.

    10. Re:I'm a skeptic. by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      Dry cleaning? I'm holding out for nanotech that actually roams around looking for dirt and carries it away.

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    11. Re:I'm a skeptic. by xealotw · · Score: 1

      The idea is dubious mainly because of the necessity rather than the tech feasibity. The buz guys and tech geniuses would have billions of $ and millions of tests to have the final products showed in windows, and washed in machine, if people felt like them and took out their money.

    12. Re:I'm a skeptic. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, your great plan for next gen clothing is... the pocket?

      If only you had a time machine, you could go back to 1998, start a .com, and cash out before the crash.

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    13. Re:I'm a skeptic. by p4ul13 · · Score: 1

      " She has a vested interest in making this ..."

      Unintentional pun I hope...

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    14. Re:I'm a skeptic. by iainl · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Forget cleaning, I'm more concerned with replacing things.

      Right now, I can stick my PDA, Walkman, Phone and watch (or even leave behind those bits I'm not needing) in the pockets of any item of clothing with pockets big enough to store them. This way, I only need one of each, and replace the one component that needs to be done if it breaks or is replaced with a better model.

      Stick it all built into clothes, and you've not only massively increased the price of the clothes, but I need to worry about which jacket I've stored the record I want to listen to, the fact that I've lost my diary information because the trousers it was stored in have a hole in the knee, and what to do when my favorite T-Shirt is Orange, and won't take a Vodaphone Sim card.

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    15. Re:I'm a skeptic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Roughly 100% of people in europe have cellphones. Not owning one is becoming like not owning a TV or not being able to drive. People look at you funny.

  2. Oh, great... by Thjorska · · Score: 5, Funny

    If the impending war against machines wasn't bad enough, now we're gonna have to do it naked.

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    1. Re:Oh, great... by phthisic · · Score: 2, Funny

      I for one welcome our new denimn masters.

    2. Re:Oh, great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one welcome our silken satraps.

    3. Re:Oh, great... by epiphani · · Score: 1

      Oh dont worry, we'll be able to find tattered burlap bags which we will inevitably make into skin-tight garments.

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    4. Re:Oh, great... by rootofevil · · Score: 1

      thats only if we make it past the "impending" war with ourselves

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    5. Re:Oh, great... by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      Oh dont worry, we'll be able to find tattered burlap bags which we will inevitably make into skin-tight garments.

      Please, don't ever say that again.

      Ever.

      That is more scary than the Ring.

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    6. Re:Oh, great... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      That's OK. If we ever develop time-travel technology, we can just tell the people of the past that it has something to do with the technology only allowing living tissue through.

  3. ahh dvorak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Didn't he also say that in four to five years, everyone would be using his keyboards? We see how well THAT turned out.

    1. Re:ahh dvorak by smittyoneeach · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My completely untestable theory is that you really need to be an order of magnitude "better" than whatever currently exists in order to overcome the static friction of the end user.
      People hate the current state of affairs less than they hate change.

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    2. Re:ahh dvorak by mclaugh · · Score: 2, Informative

      RTA- wrong Dvorak.
      The Dvorak (Joseph) in the article works for Motorola, while the Dvorak you are referencing (John Dvorak) writes for a PC mag.

    3. Re:ahh dvorak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, unlike dvorak, predict that in the future everyone will be wearing slashdot clothing.

    4. Re:ahh dvorak by mrtroy · · Score: 1

      Wrong Dvorak.

      But lets see how this one turns out. Clothing is getting more revealing, and at the same time we want to incorporate technology into it?

      Fit an ipod in a gstring if you expect anyone to be wearing it by 2013 :P

      Cuz thats all girls will be wearing! If that!

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    5. Re:ahh dvorak by sahonen · · Score: 1

      The weirdest thing for me is how the waistline on pants is getting lower. Since I'm so used to the waistline being higher, the belly button looks relatively higher, and it looks like she's some kind of high-belly-button mutant.

      Even more disturbing, however, is that while clothing is getting more revealing, people are getting more obese. I've already seen far too much blubbery skin for my own good, what'll happen in 2013 when we have all these 250 pound whales wearing nothing but their iPod-embedded g-strings?

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    6. Re:ahh dvorak by sahala · · Score: 1
      I know you're trolling....

      ...but I use Dvorak.

  4. It has to be asked....? by troc · · Score: 3, Funny

    I guess this means we'd be wearing a Beowulf cluster?
    Interesting, it would mean computing power was greater in winter with more clothing layers.

    Sorry for using "interesting" and Beowulf cluster" in the same post.

    Troc

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  5. new era of cheating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    and i thought i was cool when i used my calculator watch to cheat in middle school.

  6. Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now I can use my bluetooth enabled PDA to tell me when my girlfriends panties are wet.

    No more stinkfinger for me.

  7. hmm by kurosawdust · · Score: 3, Funny

    i wont be convinced until I have a pair of nano-khakis that don't force me to "shake" for three goddamn minutes after I take a piss

    1. Re:hmm by sczimme · · Score: 2, Funny


      Three minutes of "shaking"?

      I do not think it means what you think it means.

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    2. Re:hmm by Digital11 · · Score: 1

      If ya shake it more than twice its playing with it =)

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    3. Re:hmm by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      You know what they say, if you shake it more than twice you're playing with it.

      Alternately, if your dick is dripping that much, I don't think shaking is the answer. Consider intravenous penicillin.

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    4. Re:hmm by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      Are you sure you want your pants to be a billionth the size of ordinary khakis? That might introduce new problems.

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  8. Clothes by mrsev · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess we need to update the story of the emperors new clothes to include vapourware, coredumps and segmentation faults.

    1. Re:Clothes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did anybody else have a totally inappropriate mental image in response to the use of the word 'coredumps' in a thread about pants?

  9. ... Why ? by Shiifty · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Why would you want to 'wear' a computer? There are very few of us who need to stay connected 24/7. And how do you wash the clothes? I don't want someone able to track me wherever I go (not that I'm hiding anything lol)

    Seriously, PDA's are really coming along, in a couple years you'll have a fully functional computer inside a PDA with free wireless and everything you need. And if you need to hide for a while, its easy to 'forget' your computer in the house or car. You can't really do that with clothing.

    1. Re:... Why ? by machine+of+god · · Score: 1

      You see, I'm addicted to information.

      And also, I just want the tech developed so I can have a wearable display. My ultimate goal is to be fed intravenously while lying in a bed with half a keyboard under each hand. I need the wearable display.

    2. Re:... Why ? by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      And if you need to hide for a while, its easy to 'forget' your computer in the house or car. You can't really do that with clothing.

      I heard this argument a lot from friends who don't (or didn't) have cell phones - "But I don't want to always answer the phone!"

      I have a cell phone. I even leave it turned on all the time (good standby time, and I plug it in every night). Guess what, tho - I don't always answer it. I let calls come in, I look at the caller ID, and I answer it or let it go to voice mail. The cell phone is at your mercy, not the other way around.

      Likewise, with a wearable computer, I am free to search for whatever information I want whenever (a portable instant Google would be excellent!) but I don't always have to answer email or IMs. Privacy just means that you can turn off or silence incoming notes - it doesn't mean that you can't even know that they're incoming.

      -T

    3. Re:... Why ? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      " Why would you want to 'wear' a computer? There are very few of us who need to stay connected 24/7."

      I would ask why WOULDN'T you? If you could have easy access to the internet or your files whereever you went, and didn't need to carry a handheld constantly, it would be a godsend. Not to mention I have an almost fetish-like fantasy for becoming a gargoyle like the ones in Snowcrash.

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    4. Re:... Why ? by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Why would you want to 'wear' a computer?"

      Because you live north of the Arctic Circle and the computer you'd be wearing has an AMD processor.

  10. Wow! From 0% to 20%. by 110010001000 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From 0% to 20% in ten years? That means about 220 million articles of clothing will be produced in the year 2013 for sale in the U.S. market alone.

    Riiight.

    Its amazing how much these researchers get blinders on and inflate the importance of their research. There must be a term for this.

    1. Re:Wow! From 0% to 20%. by ichimunki · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That means about 220 million articles of clothing will be produced in the year 2013 for sale in the U.S. market alone.

      And? There are almost 300 million people in America. I expect that number to grow by quite a bit by the year 2013. If each of those people purchase only ONE item of clothing in a year, they will need to make a lot more than 220 million articles of clothing in 2013.

      Even if you're referring to 20% cyber-clothing being 220 million articles, that doesn't sound exorbitant. That would assume that each of 300,000,000 people were only buying about 3.5 items of clothing a year on average.

      Personally I think the idea that 1/5 of all clothing would be cyber-clothing is a bit optimistic. But I can see one in five people buying an accessory-type garment that contained a computer or other electronic gear. Computer belts, cell phones as jewelry (as if they aren't already a form of jewelry in some cases), PDAs built into vests, etc, all seem reasonable to me.

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    2. Re:Wow! From 0% to 20%. by simong_oz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Its amazing how much these researchers get blinders on and inflate the importance of their research. There must be a term for this.

      "Research Grant Application"

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    3. Re:Wow! From 0% to 20%. by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Yes sorry. I meant 220 mil cyber clothing articles.

      20% of people buying a accessory that contained a computer in one year? No way. From 0% now?

    4. Re:Wow! From 0% to 20%. by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Its amazing how much these researchers get blinders on and inflate the importance of their research. There must be a term for this.

      There is. Marketing. One of the 20th century's additions to the lexicon of curse words.

    5. Re:Wow! From 0% to 20%. by Virtex · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah. They probably meant to say production will be up 20% from where it's at today. Since production is at 0 today, add 20% to find that it will still be at 0 in ten years. And ten years past that, expect production to increase by a mind numbing 8000%, all the way up to 0.

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    6. Re:Wow! From 0% to 20%. by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      Well, the trick is whether it's 20% of clothing consumers or 20% of the clothing itself. One in five consumers buying a computerized item of clothing I'll believe, one in five items of clothing? I doubt that, unless they are planning to computerize t-shirts, underwear, and socks.

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    7. Re:Wow! From 0% to 20%. by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1
      Its amazing how much these researchers get blinders on and inflate the importance of their research. There must be a term for this.
      Acc. to Dilbert, it's called 'con-sulting', the uber combination of conning and insulting.
  11. Wow... by HiQ · · Score: 3, Funny

    A computer in my clothes.. Talk about a dress code!

    1. Re:Wow... by phthisic · · Score: 5, Funny

      Will they be multi-threaded?

  12. I couldn't see the pictures by gowen · · Score: 1

    Maybe there's something wrong with my peripheral vision.

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  13. she's an expert? by sbma44 · · Score: 5, Funny
    And Dr. Dianne Jones from textile company SOFTswitch, maker of the Burton Amp jacket which integrates an Apple iPod, thinks that the wearable computing industry will grow rapidly. She says that in ten years, 20% of our clothes will incorporate some kind of electronic components.

    um... sewing an ipod-sized pocket into a jacket somehow makes her an expert on trends in embedded systems?

    Well hell, I can fit five AA cells in my mouth -- I say in 6 months we'll all be living underwater on the moon!

    Now where's my consulting fee?

    1. Re:she's an expert? by mr_sas · · Score: 1
      "What we've done different is that it is textile-based. We are not just building a pocket to house MP3 player," said Dr Dianne Jones from Softswitch.

      good call

    2. Re:she's an expert? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      where's my consulting fee?
      Just pop along to Accounts, Pond 17, Mare Tranquillitatis, and you can pick up your cheque.
    3. Re:she's an expert? by sbma44 · · Score: 1
      you got me, I didn't RTFA

      however, having done so, and having looked at softswitch's website I noticed this:

      In their normal state Softswitch fabrics are insulators until pressure is applied at which point the resistance decreases until the fabric achieves metal-like conductivity.

      There's not a lot of other information, but it does look like their only invention is a cloth interface. I suspect the conducting technology is just plain old copper with a heavy jacket. And while the interface thing is cool and all, I don't really see that as being what's held up development of these embedded systems. I'd assume most could be acceptably controlled with small rubberized buttons or over whatever tech emerges to fulfill bluetooth's empty promises.

      Power supply density and flexible, impact- and water-resistant ICs would seem to be the bigger stumbling block.

  14. Hmmm... by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 1

    Great now I have to be careful with cloths of the edible variety like chicken. Last thing I need is to hit my stomach and hearing the latest chic tune because I was careless. Hope atleast it's a good collection.

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  15. All together now... by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 5, Funny
    Take a deep breath.

    Let it out slowly.

    Now chant.

    "It's OK to spend part of my day away from computers and the Internet."

    Repeat as necessary.

    Wiggle your toes and clench your buttocks if that helps. Actually, that's good advice for any time of day.

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    1. Re:All together now... by elpapacito · · Score: 1

      As long as the exercise doesn't involve going back to the stone age I agree.

    2. Re:All together now... by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      >"It's OK to spend part of my day away from computers and the Internet."

      Yeah, you say that. I'm not taking the risk.

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    3. Re:All together now... by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
      As long as the exercise doesn't involve going back to the stone age I agree.

      Now, now. Don't knock the stone age. For one thing, relationships were much easier back then, the Flintstones notwithstanding. Instead of an expensive car, all you needed was a club.

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    4. Re:All together now... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I don't personally see the public using the internet on wearable devices as we use it at home today. I suspect we'll be using more automated services ala mlife (is it just me or do you see "milf" every time you see that name, too?) In other words, you won't interact with web pages directly except when you can't avoid it, some kind of automated agent will do it for you, and give you the results in some format more convenient for mobile use.

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  16. Hmmmmmmm by darkmayo · · Score: 1

    When they make a codpiece with a heatsink and water cooling then give me a shout.

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    1. Re:Hmmmmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, we are talking about micro-electronics, so we could probably find one to fit you.

    2. Re:Hmmmmmmm by p4ul13 · · Score: 1

      Working on it as we speak: PvP

      Frosty!!

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    3. Re:Hmmmmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You so funny. You make penis joke. You americans have such big penis. ha ha

  17. subscription laundry detergent by SuperBanana · · Score: 5, Funny
    I'm sure Symantec will come up with something...

    Yeah. The world's first yearly-subscription laundry detergent.

    1. re: subscription laundry detergent by ed.han · · Score: 3, Funny

      so "patching your clothes" will have an entirely new meaning, i suppose.

      think of the new meanings to other expressions, though:

      1. emperor's new clothes--windows security.

      2. "threadbare"--you should really update the BIOS on that old concert jersey.

      3. "flash"-anything--ick. or potentially, "oo", depending on the wearer... ;>

      ed

  18. all you nerds... by zarniwhoop · · Score: 1

    dont you already don your hitec penguin suits at your lan parties?

  19. ISWC 2003 by Tekmage · · Score: 5, Informative

    On a related note, the International Symposium on Wearable Computing is being held this October 21-23 in White Plains, NY.

    One of these days I'll attend one...

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    1. Re:ISWC 2003 by msheppard · · Score: 1

      What can you wear to such an event?

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    2. Re:ISWC 2003 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I usually go in just a PalmPilot and a smile.

  20. Assimilated. by Agent+R · · Score: 1

    Won't be long until it is fashionable to be Borg.

    "Yes and here we have J-Lo sporting her Eau Du Borg and watch as she assimilates Ben Afflec's wallet! Ooooo! Ahhhh!"

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  21. In the wash.. by adeyadey · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now wheres my mobile phone?
    Oh damn its in the wash..

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  22. What I want by bmongar · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What I want out of wearable computing is an eyepiece or specs that connect to a pda/computer wirelessly that overlays what I see with information.
    Doing things like facial recognition and putting people's names under them and maybe some information you wanted to remember about them. Like 'don't ask john about his wife'.

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    1. Re:What I want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry if i brought up any bad feelings about your wife John

    2. Re:What I want by I'mAscript · · Score: 1

      don't forget to include "and return to the Collective" on the old wish list there geezer.

    3. Re:What I want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a Terminator reference.

    4. Re:What I want by erth · · Score: 1

      Memory Glasses is what you're looking for:
      It's a project involving Rich DeVaul at the MIT media lab wearable computing project
      You can also watch some footage of it in action.

    5. Re:What I want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awesome! Machines that recognize everyone for me? Do they greet them too? Will they make me friends? Will they have sex with my wife when I'm tired?

      At some point, someone else has to realize that the more technology does for us, the more idiotic we become. We have cars and elevators so we never actually have to exert physical force in our daily lives. So what do people do? They go to the gym and lift steel (iron?) plates up and down over and over again.

    6. Re:What I want by sahala · · Score: 1
      We have cars and elevators so we never actually have to exert physical force in our daily lives. So what do people do? They go to the gym and lift steel (iron?) plates up and down over and over again.

      haha...sort of like driving 2 miles to the gymn, only to go 4 miles on the treadmill/stationary-bike.

    7. Re:What I want by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I was thinking you could have glasses with a mems actuated mirror at the hinge location and either just use pupil tracking or put a contact lens over the eye and use it for aiming and perhaps for reflecting the image to your eye. Furthermore you could probably build the mems scanning mirrors into the contact lens, though how you would power them I'm not sure. Perhaps with a tiny photovoltaic cell, but I doubt they're efficient enough for that at this point.

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  23. Bugs of the future by ArmenTanzarian · · Score: 5, Funny

    It appears that your boxers are out of date, there exists a security hole that could allow your wang to show. A patch exists that could repair them, would you like to install it?

    OK

    Always Trust the Microsoft Corporation

    I've been violated

    1. Re:Bugs of the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got skid marks!

    2. Re:Bugs of the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That read just like a Jerkcity strip.

    3. Re:Bugs of the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duke hyoden haskanome'ache? (Phoenetic spelling since I don't read or write Armenian only speak me keetch)

    4. Re:Bugs of the future by stu_coates · · Score: 1

      ...and any comments about your boxers containing a WORM will be ignored! ;-)

  24. I bet they don't by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Tenner, anyone?

    Integrating electronics into clothing gives you a many to many problem, you have to be wearing this for that to work etc. Then there's the batteries, washing, changes in fashion, worn out clothing etc.

    The ability to stick this electronic device into that pocket gives you a many to one relationship and will remove any market demand for integrated devices. In fact they are a disfeature[1].

    [1] Is that a real word? Go on, pedants you know you want to look it up for me.

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    1. Re:I bet they don't by rabbitfood · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "..., you have to be wearing this for that to work etc. Then there's the batteries, washing, changes in fashion, worn out clothing etc." Assuming a 'thin-client' model, this mightn't be a problem. Energy could be supplied ambiently (thermal or kinetic), washing can be done using supercritical CO2, fashion is probably irrelevant to the target market and well-built clothing typically has a lifespan greater or equal to 5 years in normal use. What you haven't taken into account is the inevitability of moth-borne DoS attacks. However, overall, the effect will be beneficial to insurance industry and so, despite the problems, wearable computing for the masses is clearly both economically and morally viable. What currency is this tenner in?

    2. Re:I bet they don't by JeremyALogan · · Score: 0

      according to this it is

      ;)

    3. Re:I bet they don't by Captain+Nitpick · · Score: 1

      The ability to stick this electronic device into that pocket gives you a many to one relationship and will remove any market demand for integrated devices. In fact they are a disfeature[1].

      [1] Is that a real word? Go on, pedants you know you want to look it up for me.

      As has been pointed out, disfeature is a real world, but "I do not think it means what you think it means."

      The word you want is probably misfeature: "...the term implies that the feature in question was carefully planned, but its long-term consequences were not accurately or adequately predicted..."

      --
      But then again, I could be wrong.
  25. Well... by MoeMoe · · Score: 1

    She says that in ten years, 20% of our clothes will incorporate some kind of electronic components.

    Hopefully she isn't referring to RFID tags

    --
    Business \Busi"ness\, n.;
    A scam in which all people involved perceive as beneficial...
  26. Current ones are too conspicuous and expensive. by stonebeat.org · · Score: 1

    Current ones are too conspicuous and expensive. And geeky!!!

  27. Inconspicuous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Joseph Dvorak, a researcher at Motorola US, predicts the computers and technology we wear in four or five years time will not draw attention to ourselves.

    such as: this...

  28. It's back to the future III ! by gabec · · Score: 2, Funny

    Really, Michael J. Fox tried to tell us this in the 80's in BttF3. ;) Self-cleaning and self-sizing jacket, self-tying shoes... very cool. ;)

    1. Re:It's back to the future III ! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Really, Michael J. Fox tried to tell us this in the 80's in BttF3

      That's Back To The Future II.

      In the third movie they go back to the old west. Cowboys and whatnot. Its in the second movie that they have the power-lace nike sneakers and the auto-fit auto-dry talking jacket.

      --

      You can't take the sky from me...

  29. Everything is about fashion, not technology... by AchilleTalon · · Score: 1
    "Joseph Dvorak, a researcher at Motorola US, predicts the computers and technology we wear in four or five years time will not draw attention to ourselves."

    He may be good at technology integration, however, he doesn't understand anything about fashion...

    The more noticable, the better. However, it needs to be still comfortable and wearable. There is a difference between his picture and mine. When will we get solar-cell fabrics?

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    Achille Talon
    Hop!
    1. Re:Everything is about fashion, not technology... by Rogerborg · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      >The more noticable, the better

      Quite. I quote "[top of voice]I'M ON THE TRAIN. YES, ON MY CELLPHONE, ON THE TRAIN. T-H-E T-R-A- OH, A TUNNEL! HELLO? HELLO? JEREMY? HELLO?"

      This bit isn't funny, but I have to type it to get the funny bit above past the Slashduh lameness filter. Did I mention that Taco is Cowboy Neal's ass bitch? I have pictures.

      --
      If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
  30. Read the article's caption... by Dirk+Pitt · · Score: 2, Funny
    I didn't know the BBC could so easily master the venerable Russia-style joke:

    Wearing technology or technology wearing you?

    1. Re:Read the article's caption... by BabyDave · · Score: 1

      /me burns Karma
      In Soviet Russia, the jokes are masters of you!

      (Does this qualify as a real "In Soviet Russia ..." joke?)

  31. Wow! by AchilleTalon · · Score: 1
    What a playground for hackers/crackers!

    --
    Achille Talon
    Hop!
    1. Re:Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gosh, Brad, I'd love to go to the prom with you but I can't. I got a virus in my panties this weekend. And, anyway, somebody else already owns my box.

  32. Freedom from imposed fashions by elpapacito · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Imagine an LCD-like dress that can be easily reprogrammed to show any combination of colors and image. I would like to be free from a fashion dictated by somebody else then me.

    From a techincal point of view, a shirt calculating your blood pressure , sugar or alcool level in your blood and other medical parameters would be a very valuable tool, as long as it doesn't also broadcast the data like the nasty RDIF tag in theory could.

  33. Instead of meanly accusing your 12 year-old girl.. by PiscoX · · Score: 0

    ... it will be at last credible to reject your responsability to your old pair trousers for having illegaly downloaded thausends of MP3s on the Internet...

  34. 2013 Slashdot News - Worm Targets Underpants by aszaidi · · Score: 1

    Wonder what OS the clothes will come installed with.

    1. Re:2013 Slashdot News - Worm Targets Underpants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linenux.

  35. Phillips Design by datawar · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Design group @ Phillips have been thinking about wearable electronics for a long time. Check out their webpage for it: http://www.design.philips.com/what_we_do/research_ projects/wearable_electronics.asp.

    They published a super-cool book called New Nomads a few years back where they propose some interesting ideas. The book is reeeeeeally hard to find, [you have to order it directly from 010 Publishing from the Netherlands], but the ideas in it, as well as how it is made is way interesting... It even has a soft, thick, deep purple color... Those crazy designers!

    In general though, Phillips Design do great stuff with ubicomp, wearable comp, and other cool futuristic ideas, trying to put those things in a social perspective [lots of S&TS and HCI stuff here].

    1. Re:Phillips Design by datawar · · Score: 1

      Gah! Sorry! The first 2 links should only have 1 'l' not 'll'.

  36. Smart underwear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...so how long until I can buy underwear that will email me when it's time to change them?

  37. Oh, Great...computers in clothes is stupid... by Simonetta · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is terrible. Having computers in clothes will just set off primitive alarms in huge department and food stores.
    This will give sleezy creepy $8/hour 'security guards' an excuse to take female customers into back rooms and strip search them in lieu of threats, detainment, or arrest.
    Sure, if you're rich, you can sue, threaten, or avoid stores with oppressive and primitive alarm systems (like Fred Meyer).
    But if you're not rich, it's just one more mean stupid thing that the technological community has inflicted on the general population in order to find reason to continue to exist.

    Thank you,

    1. Re:Oh, Great...computers in clothes is stupid... by phthisic · · Score: 1

      Everyone who lives in the US should be aware of this fact:

      Security gaurds have no more law enforcement rights than ordinary citizens. That means that, just like ordinary citizens, they can perform a citizen's arrest. They often do this in the case of shoplifting where they see someone commit the crime. And since the shoplifter is guilty, no harm comes to the security gaurd. But if a guard tries to detain you and has not personally witnessed the alleged crime, he can well be sued. So, if you are ever in a confrontation with a security guard and you have done nothing wrong, simply walk away, as there is nothing he can do, legally speaking. If, however, he does something, sue his ass and the store.

      Having said all that, you might be interested to know that most security guards are given some sort of training and the above information is included. In other words, they know better than the general public what they can and cannot do. Your comment is simply a rehash of a tired stereotype.

    2. Re:Oh, Great...computers in clothes is stupid... by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      That's ok, we already thought of that: The poor won't be able to afford these clothes.

      But we don't want them to feel left out, either, so we've created these handy ID-tracker collars for them... they're very hip, urban, and fashionable.

      --
      You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
    3. Re:Oh, Great...computers in clothes is stupid... by StarFace · · Score: 1
      This is probably a troll, but it is something that many people are not aware of so I will respond to it.

      At first, I thought perhaps you were living outside of the U.S. but then I saw you reference Fred Meyer, a west coast chain. Hired security are not officers of the law. They are not allowed to carry firearms, and the only badge they sport is their security company's logo, and maybe their name tag.

      They do not have the authority to detain you, unless you have been seen, either with video survelliance or guard's eye witness, shop lifting. They have no authority to search your person or belongings under any circumstances. Even if there is a sign that says they can.

      I was in CompUSA (shudder) a few months back picking up a mouse since my other one broke. I had with me my laptop backpack. While wandering around in the store looking for a good portable mouse, a security guard approached me and told me that it is store policy to search my bag when I leave, and he just wanted me to know that they would do that. Sure enough, in the entrance of the store there is a placard saying they reserve the right to do searches of customers bags that they bring in.

      Fortunatly I knew my rights, and told the fellow he had no authority to do that, even if there was a sign. No more than if you could post a sign saying that they reserve the right to take you in the back room and torture you with razor blades if you shoplift.

      He tried the classic, this is private property, we can do what we like. So I asked to speak with the manager on duty. A few minutes later, the manager comes by, and I informed him that this security guard was threatening to invade my privacy with no due cause, and that if he did not ask his contract employees to stand down, I would never shop there again (not that I will at any rate), and that I would take my present business across the street to another store.

      Naturally, the manager being of several orders of magnitude more brilliant than the rent-a-cop, understood the situation, and that their sign is completely consensual, and only works if the customer is ignorant. I went about my shopping and bid the guard a nice day on the way out.

      This guard was an exception. Most have had some briefing on this rule, and you will hear it in their language. If you set off an alarm on exit of the store, they will approach and ask if they may audit the contents of your bag against the receipt. Most people, slightly embarassed by setting off an alarm, take this as something they must do to prove their innocence, It is not however, you have to give consent. You can just as freely walk right through the alarm and ignore the guard / employee that is requesting to invade your privacy.

      --
      V
    4. Re:Oh, Great...computers in clothes is stupid... by StarFace · · Score: 1

      I should add to this, shop lifting is two things. Being seen taking a product, and leaving the store with it, without claiming it at the checkout stand. Putting product in your pockets is not grounds for detainment, as you can always claim you were going to pay for it. It is only when you leave the premise with the unpurchased product that they have seen you take, that you can be detained under citizens arrest provisions (where they will often try to make a "deal" with you) and when an officer of the law arrives, you can then be searched and arrested.

      --
      V
    5. Re:Oh, Great...computers in clothes is stupid... by dissy · · Score: 1

      > This will give sleezy creepy $8/hour 'security guards' an excuse to take female
      > customers into back rooms and strip search them in lieu of threats, detainment,
      > or arrest.

      This is in reply to just this point, and thus is now off topic, and nothing to do with the thread.. but:

      Those security guards.. or anyone that works at the store.. They are NOT allowed to physically touch you or force you to do anything legally.
      They may be able to attempt to prevent you from leaving the store by, say, holding the door shut or something. But then ONLY to call a police officer to the scene.

      If an alarm goes off at a store, they can NOT search you, touch you, etc.
      They can legally request that you leave, and thus making your presence into tresspass, and they can also request that you stay, although only if they plan to press charges (usually only if they DO press charges.. if they ask you to stay aginst your will, you do, and they press no charges, that opens them up to a wrongful acusation lawsuit)

      If you are ever requested or forced to strip for a search, refuse and _demand_ an officer do so. There will always be atleast two present, and one the same gender as the subject who will be doing the search.

      If someone touches you (to do a search, or to lead you into another room by the arm/sholder/etc), the law classifies this as assult.
      Not only can you press charges for it, but if you feel threatened (IE forcing you into a back room to be stripped is pretty damn threatening IMHO) you are legally allowed to use like force to defend yourself.
      If they grab you, you can use the same force to get free. If they attempt to hit you or hold you, you are allowed to hit back. If they pull a weapon on you (which will almost NEVER happen) you are legally allowed to pull and use the same class of weapon on them.

      This is the reason staff at the store are instructed to never physically stop a thief.
      If someone triggers an alarm at the door, and they start to run out, you can not legally stop them if you are not a cop.
      If you try to stop them by physical force, the person can beat you pretty bad to get away and the law will side with them.
      If you pull a knife or gun on a thief, you have just legally allowed them to stab/shoot you for defense.

      This is what security cameras are used for, so the cops can find them after the fact. Doesnt work all the time for obvious reasons, but it is still legal 100% of the time, and better than doing nothing.

    6. Re:Oh, Great...computers in clothes is stupid... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Just FYI, if you have witnessed them committing a misdemeanor (shoplifting?) or have reason to believe they have committed a felony, you can then execute a citizen's arrest. At this point you have the right to use "necessary force" to detain the person you are arresting, just like a cop. Also, resisting arrest carries the same penalty as if you are a cop, and furthermore, anyone interfering is subject to the same penalties as if you were a cop.

      Of course the flip side is that a wrongful arrest suit could cost both you and your employer plenty, so security guards very rarely execute an arrest.

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    7. Re:Oh, Great...computers in clothes is stupid... by phthisic · · Score: 1

      IANAL (neither are you, I assume), but I want to clarify something in your post.

      You mention at several points that someone is allowed to use force if such-and-such happens. You are only partially correct. The law in most places states that you have a duty to flee, if you can, before you use force.

      To give you an example of why this is so, imagine you are in your car at a stop light. A guy on the corner pulls out a knife and says he is going to kill you. At that moment, the light before you turns green. Instead of stepping on the gas and getting the hell out of Dodge, you shut off your engine, pull out a baseball bat and proceed to beat the crap out of the guy. You see what's wrong here? The laws regarding self-defense are not about tit for tat. They are about ensuring that as few people as possible are assaulted. If you can flee and you don't, you essentially become just another violent agressor. People have been sent to prison because they used force when they could have fled.

  38. Ob joke by frozenray · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Is that a 30 GHz Opteron beowulf cluster in your pants or are you just glad to see me"?

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    "There are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare." - Blair Houghton
    1. Re:Ob joke by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      What gave it away? The blistering heat or the whine of the fans?

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    2. Re:Ob joke by elpapacito · · Score: 1

      On your tagline
      "There are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare." - Blair Houghton

      "If there were one million monkeys and one
      monkey with the skill of Shakespeare type
      writing on Usenet , it would require more
      then one monkey reader to find out Shakespeare
      in a billion messages" - Elpapacito

  39. We practially have 20% now... by stomv · · Score: 1

    Shirt. Pants. Skivvies. Left Sock. Right Sock.

    How many people carry one or more of the following devices with them in a pocket or attached to their beltloop nearly all of the time:
    * PDA
    * pager
    * mobile phone
    * music player (LP/walk/disc man, MP3/Ogg, whatever)
    * Gameboy

    That's 20% ladies and gentlemen. Please deposit $10 consulting fee in that slot in your computer. I collect them using the Internet.

    1. Re:We practially have 20% now... by troc · · Score: 2, Funny
      * music player (LP/walk/disc man, MP3/Ogg, whatever)

      LP? as in 12" vinyl? I'm trying to see which pocket that'd go in but I'm having trouble. Anyway, wouldn't it skip?

      ooh, you could spool the LP to tape as a buffer and then on to your headphones. *ponder*

      Troc

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    2. Re:We practially have 20% now... by stomv · · Score: 1

      Damn karma.

      I make the LP joke, and you get moderated as funny. It ain't fair I tell ya.

  40. Practical by barryfandango · · Score: 1

    An iPod built into a jacket?? You have to wear the jacket whenever you want to use the iPod! What if it goes out of style?

    How about a network-aware wireless microdrive stitched into your wallet, to hold your personal data, PIM info, and for temporary file storage? Now that's useful.

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    In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. -Oscar Wilde
  41. I guess Back To the Future II was part right... by plexxer · · Score: 1

    They just didn't predict all the porn.

    "Drying boxers..."
    *DING*
    "Your boxers are now dry!"

    --
    The government's moral compass is controlled by GPS.
    In times of crises, they alter it to suit their needs.
  42. Cleaning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You jump (or rather fall) into a fountain and the clothes clean and dry themselves.

    If you install all the fans of a G5 to your jacket, does that count as 20% ?

  43. maybe in the next 10 years by avandesande · · Score: 1

    I will get a cell phone. Not all tech people are obsessed with this crap.

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    love is just extroverted narcissism
    1. Re:maybe in the next 10 years by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      Thats just because you aren't a REAL tech person!

      --
      Mac OS X and Windows XP working side by side to fight back the night.
  44. Only 20%? by Escoutaire · · Score: 1

    If you include things such as RFID tags, and non-removable store security devices, as well as consumer devices, then I think the figure will be much higher, at least 70%.

    Maybe only 20% will contain some kind of electronic device that is useful to the wearer. That sounds more realistic.

    Escoutaire.

    --
    When a dream dreams the dreamer, the dreams the real.
  45. eVest by mclaugh · · Score: 1

    While it's not explicitly "wearable computing", the Scott eVest line of jackets is an interesting solution to our existing gadget carrying hell.

    It's not easy to carry a PDA, Ipod & cell without resorting to cargo pants every day. Plus, while those Docker mobile pants have a lot of pockets, it really gets heavy.

    I lust for one of those jackets, but I won't buy one until I see it in person- they are much too expensive to be buying over the net, sight unseen.

    1. Re:eVest by Scott+Jordan · · Score: 1

      We have a satisfaction guaranty, so if you buy and don't like it you can send it back. Scott Jordan

      --
      Scott Jordan, CEO www.scottevest.com
  46. Wearable Computers.. by YomikoReadman · · Score: 1

    Are really neat and all that, but I want a Business suit that comes in USAF blue, conforms to the rules for what I can wear at work, and integrates a full optic camoflauge feature. When they have that, then I'll bite.

    --
    I have no regrets, this is the only path.
    My whole life has been "UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS"
  47. dvorak clothing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently all the buttons are in different places. ...worse still, only aged touch typists will know how to undress.

  48. As cool as it sounds .... by jefeweiss · · Score: 1

    Wearable computing sounds cool and all. But all I really need is a concealed radio that I can wear to work. Anyone have any ideas on this? The really small ones usually get really crappy reception. Ideally it would be somehow built into a hat. I am allowed to wear a hat. Hell, I'll just google it. But to bring it back to topic, the wearable computing thing sounds kind of cool. I could listen to streaming internet radio at work. That would end the tyranny of crappy radio stations.

  49. We already have that! by JFMulder · · Score: 1

    predicts the computers and technology we wear in four or five years time will not draw attention to ourselves.... And Dr. Dianne Jones from textile company SOFTswitch, maker of the Burton Amp jacket which integrates an Apple iPod

    We already have that. It's called a JACKET. You put iPod in a compartment called your POCKET and the player is integrated to your JACKET and it doesn't draw attention to yourself.

    Disclaimer : Difficult words which indicate profound technological advances are in CAPITAL LETTERS for those who don't keep track of how technology evolves or hasn't been to the store for a few hundred years.

    1. Re:We already have that! by cvas · · Score: 1


      Hmm....not sure what I do here. Do I tell you to RTFA or do I congratulate you for upholding a Slashdot tradition?

    2. Re:We already have that! by JFMulder · · Score: 1

      I already RTFA as you blatantly put it, and I'm just not impressed at what they are doing. What's wrong with these people? Put it in your pocket and it's done! Start making something that we NEED!

    3. Re:We already have that! by cvas · · Score: 1

      Well, in the interest of discussion and not flaming, I think this is something we need. The technology has to start somewhere, so why not something simple, like controlling a mp3 player from a console on your sleeve? From there they think of different items to integrate and new ways to do it, hopefully improving on the last design until we have full computers as part of the thread of the clothing, fully washable too. And who knows where it leads.

      Besides, I think NEED is hard to define when it isn't food or shelter. This is something I'd want though. I've gone snowboarding with the MD player in the pocket designed for it (slot for headphone cable and all). Yeah it works, but I had to unzip the pocket everytime I wanted to forward/reverse. That was the first attempt at convienence, next is the Amp jacket, no more unzipping the pocket. Imagine what will come after that?

      The things we need? They will come after the market driven things we want. The medical community realising the benefits of something designed for fashion and adapting it to their needs. Or from the research done by these very same companies making snowboarding jackets. The money for R&D has to come from somewhere. And not everyone is dedicated to pure science for the advancement of humankind. Some people just want to make a buck.

    4. Re:We already have that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno about guys' clothes, but all my pockets are too small!
      plus, it looks weird when I have something large in my jeans pocket... and some of my pants and shorts don't have any pockets at all...

      as for my pathetic jacket, the pockets aren't any better- the biggest pocket won't even fit a cd. :(
      as opposed to my bf's jacket, which seems to contain an entire universe...

  50. The Dvoraks by volsung · · Score: 1

    I don't think he was referring to John Dvorak either...

    • Joseph Dvorak in the article works for Motorola
    • John Dvorak is the PC columnist
    • August Dvorak is the designer of the alternative keyboard layout
    • Antonin Dvorak is the classical music composer.
    1. Re:The Dvoraks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't there one more Dvorak that did something imporant...can't remember what. I think he wore some kinda mask though.

  51. Indy! by Bish.dk · · Score: 1

    And Dr. Dianne Jones from

    Anyone else read that as "Dr. Indiana Jones" at first? She's probably been called that for the first 15 years of her existence on this earth. :)

    1. Re:Indy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I did.

      But then I'm one of those stupid asshats who is always reading stuff the wrong way and thinking it's interesting that I've done so.

    2. Re:Indy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But then I'm one of those stupid asshats who is always reading stuff the wrong way and thinking it's interesting that I've done so.

      There's a word for that, it's called 'dyslexia'.

  52. While to go yet by ianscot · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Take a look at any cell phone belt clip. Our on-call phone has a lame (p)leather-and-plastic cover on it that bulks up the relatively sleek little phone, making the surface squishy to hold and dial. It's the IT Support Guy's version of plumber's butt, that phone.

    Went to CompUSA and looked at the only armband they have for my iPod. It's a huge, too-wide band of stretch fabric with the same stupid black leather-and-plastic cover over the iPod itself. Black? Bulky? Did they notice the iPod itself is white and pretty danged sleek? I wanted something that'd be like a watchband to wear, and they gave me scuba gear.

    Take a look at technologies that are more mature, and you have a different level of refinement altogether. Binoculars, high end ones, really do give a rip about balance, the strap design distributing weight, and every little detail of focus speed and so on. My Swarovskis cost just under a grand retail, and every little detail of their design reflects thought about how you can use them for days at a time in comfort. No ostentation, just good design.

    --
    "Fundamentalism" isn't about divine morality. It's about human authority.
  53. I don't have that much money by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 1


    She says that in ten years, 20% of our clothes will incorporate some kind of electronic components.

    Has anybody thought about the cost of washing this stuff. It already costs an arm and a leg to get stuff drycleaned. If I could afford these clothes, the washing bill would finish off my bank account.

    --

    Slashdot Syndrome: the sudden, extreme urge to correct someone in order to validate one's self.
  54. Washing Clothes by Perl-Pusher · · Score: 1

    Great we have a sysadmin here who wears the same clothes for a week. Now he has an excuse, I didn't want my cpu to get wet and corrode!

  55. Functionality by item of clothing? by big_gibbon · · Score: 1

    So what happens when I've got my mp3-jacket, my PDA-jacket, my phone-jacket, and my camera-jacket, but it's a hot summer's day outside?

    I wouldn't want to be limited to wearing a particular item of clothing to enjoy particular functionality. I want to be able to listen to my mp3s butt-naked if I please, thank you very much (and I don't care how unpleasant that image is :p )

    P

  56. Re:Freedom from lazy individuals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine an LCD-like dress that can be easily reprogrammed to show any combination of colors and image. I would like to be free from a fashion dictated by somebody else then me.

    While the concept is interesting, your reasoning is lame. To say that there are myriad fashion "styles" available at any time would be a massive understatement. Sure, if you only spend your days at the mall, then you're likely to only see the "popular" styles. However, bother to spend any time actually looking (and with the web, "looking" is about as easy as can be), and you'll find pretty much any fashion style that you can imagine.

    Then there's the most obvious thing, spend a little time learning and a few bucks on a sewing machine and create whatever you feel like. To claim that you are somehow being pidgeon holed by "fashion dictated by someone else" just shows how lazy you are.

  57. These experts are rare! by n3xup · · Score: 1

    Your clothes will soon become accessories for your gadgets, say fashion and technology experts

    Hmm, I wonder how many of these people exist...

    1. Re:These experts are rare! by Perl-Pusher · · Score: 2, Funny

      Queer eye for the geek guy?

  58. In some respects I see this happening... by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2, Informative

    I bought a ScottEVest and I have been immensely happy with the purchase. The only way it looks real geeky is if I am wearing it in the summer with shorts or using it as a vest and even that is not bad. When the sleeves are on it is great. Very non geek. The PAN conduits are a great idea. Almost every pocket has a hole for the pan. Some pockets can be 2 pockets or one pocket depending on your use. My one pocket in the front of the jacket holds both my Walkman (for radio) and my MP3 Player. There's a strip of velcro sealed and it separates the two and prevents them from clanking together. When I want to switch, I pull out the one I want to plug into and pull the plug out of theon still in the pocket, Plug the headphones in, start it and put it back in. I am using regular headphones until I find some COMFORTABLE ear buds. Most buds are either too small or to big. I have found none that are adjustable.

    For my GPS, I have a Radio Shack digitraveler and I run it's cable from the pocket near the sholder to the pocket on the front. When I need to use it, all I have to do is pull the iPaq out of the same pocket and plug it in.

    There are so MANY pockets that so far most of mine are empty. I have the storage to take almost everything I want with me all of the time except my laptop and I don't always need it. Now all I need is ScotteShorts for the summer! :) It would be VERY hard to make those and have them look non geeky! :)

    Now my question for Slashdotters is why are you TRYING to hide taht your a geek? To me, either you are or your not. You can't alter your appearance much to hid eyour tech obsession. That GPS watch just gives it away! :) IN any case, judging from the general public's opinion of the ScottEVest when I was in DC at the International Spy Museum (Very cool place.....check it out if you can...even the store is cool), I'd say she's right. The couple who was in the store in the same section of the store as I was saw the jacket when I was poking at the pockets and such and when I showed them the pan that the guy could hide his earbud for his cellular the WIFE thought it was great! Not just the guy! People want to be able to take their MP3 Player with them but they are leary of belt clips and other accoutrements to hold these. A pocket in a jacket or pair of pants is a much more secure method of carrying around these things. Backpacks all over the place now have holes for the headphone cable to come out of. Until bluetooth comes down to a decent price, cables are the way and some people will STILL want to use the cable because it sounds better or is cheaper. Even then you'd want pockets. Most conventional jackets have like 3 pockets. Only one of those somewhat sealed. People don't want to lug a bag and guys definitely don't want to carry a purse or risk an expensive device flying off the belt clip. The Scottevest and those Levi Dockers with teh extra pockets are very appealing...not just to geeks either. Case in point, the burton amp jacket is just too cool....too bad I don't own a iPod!

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    1. Re:In some respects I see this happening... by NineNine · · Score: 1

      Now my question for Slashdotters is why are you TRYING to hide taht your a geek?

      Simple. I like to get laid.

    2. Re:In some respects I see this happening... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a geek and I get laid. Hit chics dig guys who can fix their computer! :)

  59. IP infringment by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 3, Funny


    I think Batman and his belt own the rights to this.

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  60. Sounds good to me by F.O.Dobbs · · Score: 1

    She says that in ten years, 20% of our clothes will incorporate some kind of electronic components.

    Of course. What else are we going to plug into our flying cars?

    F.O. Dobbs

  61. Oh dear... RTA errors abound... by BattleWolf · · Score: 1
    She actuall said

    Certainly within the next 10 years we could 20% of garments with electronic components in them. [and that is a direct quote from the BBC article - errors and all...]

    so I would say she is not quite as optimistic as it sounded...

  62. Sad news.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just heard some sad news on talk radio. Edward Teller, one of the 20th Century's greats in physics, was found dead Tuesday afternoon at his home in Stanford. Even if you didn't appreciate his cocaine addiction and his neo fascist views, there's no denying his contribution towards popularizing physics and weapons of mass destruction. Truly an American icon.

  63. Clearly not for the Slashdot audience by mblase · · Score: 3, Funny

    Joseph Dvorak, a researcher at Motorola US, predicts the computers and technology we wear in four or five years time will not draw attention to ourselves.

    Heck, what's the point of being a geek if your wearable gear doesn't draw attention?

  64. Where will your Wearable Gadgets hide? by pope1 · · Score: 1
    I believe firmly in concealing all wearable gadgetry deep within the sacred folds of my underpants. How long before i can purchase my precious joeBoxer.NET ElectroWare?



    How long before the first 802.11w (wearable?) exploit causes my joeBoxer.NET ElectroWare to change sizes w/o my authorization.. causing groin-area pain beyond all comprehension.

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  65. Ouch. by Thjorska · · Score: 1

    Like remotely activating the zip-up routine when you weren't finished?

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  66. I predict by extremesanity · · Score: 1

    I predict 6 months from now, people will still be predicting more crap based on nothing.

  67. Thats a mediocre statement by Frobozz0 · · Score: 1

    "She says that in ten years, 20% of our clothes will incorporate some kind of electronic components."

    To me, that seems like an unbelievably mediocre statement. Considering how logarithmic the expansion of other technologies have been, in much short time frames.

    I suppose if you put it in context(ile) you'll see that the garmet industry is painfully slow to adapt to new manufacturing techniques. This is mostly due to the nearly slave labor they employ.

    rant --
    Does anyone wonder where all the clothing assembly lines are with the machines that make cloths just like a car in Detroit? Oh, wait, they don't exist. It's just a bunch of starving 13 year old chinese working with dealy chemicals so that, when they die at age 32 of lead poisoning their children can immigrate to a safer country. Now they get to sew in cheaply made electronics, too!
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  68. Back to the Future 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nike's with Power Laces?
    Jackets that will automatically adjust to your body and dry themselves off when they get wet?

    And now an iPod intergrated into it.

    Wonder what's next? 'Under'wearable computing?

  69. Information Textiles by almondjoy · · Score: 1

    We're so glad to now have you aboard here at YYZ corporation. The first thing you need to do is go through our IT department orientation. That is our 'information textile department' in case you thought otherwise. Yes, here at YYZ we have been very successful in converting our old IT organization into the new wearable computing strategy. We even use the new high bandwidth proximity cuffs for those huge data transfers that just can't wait. All you have to do is click wrists! Plus, we have the new notification collars for IM'ing that give you lots of different physical stimulation choices (pretty much everyone hated the buzz collars). We use the new integrated 'eSkin' data suits, and we have many new style choices just in. If you'll step right in here, we'll get your measurements and issue you a set of eSkins. After that, I'll take you to the cafeteria and show you how to sit in the new recharging chair seats.

  70. Where do I wear my keyboard? by Wvyern · · Score: 1

    I realized I could outfit my penis with some sort of cylindrical latex apparatus that would allow me to mount a flexible keyboard around it. This would leave plenty of room, also allowing for both hands to contact the surface at the same time. I think it will need a receptacle tip though as I may get turned on when typing long posts to slash dot.

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  71. too conspicuous and expensive. by Richy_T · · Score: 1
    Yeah, always a bad idea. That's why overpriced sweatshirts with texts like "Tommy Hilfiger" in 6" high letters have failed so miserably.

    Rich

  72. Re:Philips Design by Ella+the+Cat · · Score: 1

    I suppose if you'd checked those first two links you'd have realised you'd confused the company with one "l" with the company with "ll" in its name?

  73. The phone number? by shumacher · · Score: 1

    I left it in my other pants.

  74. Why wearable? by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

    My question is, why wearable? Why not implants, directly interfaced with the host's neurons? Surely, there's more geek factor in that.

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  75. Of course she does. by penginkun · · Score: 1

    Of course the Corporate Representative thinks that in 10 years we'll all be wearing computers. She's got a financial interest in our doing so! She's trying to increase shareholder confidence.

    Too bad she's full of it. I'm not wearing my computer. Ever. Can you imagine going through security gates with a computer sewn into your clothing?

    "Excuse me sir, would you mind booting your pants?"

  76. DoS attacks in 2013... by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2, Funny

    Error 404: Server not found. User has been pantsed.

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    1. Re:DoS attacks in 2013... by rbuysse · · Score: 1

      Is this a good time to mention Alison's pants cam?

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  77. Military market for "wearable PCs" by Michael+Ross · · Score: 1

    Apparently, wearable PCs are proving to be a viable and lucrative technology for businesses like FedEx and major utility companies, but the US military loves them, too. For instance, Xybernaut, (NASDAQ:XYBR) will be on the receiving end of a long flow of Pentagon contracts in the coming years. I read in another article, that, by 2008, the Pentagon plans to outfit the entire military with wearable PCs. Combining GPS location of U.S. forces, with satellite imagery location of enemy forces, our soldiers may be able to get a complete view of the battlefield and their position within it, real-time. "G.I. Joe, you are here *".

  78. Kids by geekoid · · Score: 1

    will always want to wear things that draw attention to themselvs.

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  79. Don't they mean.... by Calamere · · Score: 1

    .... that 99% of all clothing will contain electronics. And by that I mean those damn RFID tags.

    Damn Major League Baseball and their spy satellietes!

    And yes, it's probably spelled wrong. Take off, eh.

  80. Missing the point by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 1

    I don't want to have imbedded technology in my cloathing. Heck, if they never wore out, I'd never replace my current clothing. Build me a nice oxford shirt that works just like cotton and lasts forever, and I'll be first in line to buy it.

    What I want is for them to design a cell phone/PDA/computer that's small enough to fit in my pocket, large enough not to get lost, and durable enough not to get scratched up by my keys and loose change or get broken when I fall on it. (This happens often. Don't ask)

    After the average world citizen has gone through their 2nd or 3rd generations of cell phones or PDAs, I have a feeling they will be wanting something like this.

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  81. Healthcare informatics and VR by GQuon · · Score: 1

    I attended the HelsIT conference on Healthcare Informatics last week.
    One of the speakers was from the Norwegian Centre for Telemedicine. He presented various future scenarios. Some of those scenarios involved the use of wearable computers for doctors and nurses in hospitals, including the use of PDAs and cell phones.
    He also talked about remote treatment of patients, such as robotic surgery, or patients putting on VR suits and receiving massage through a computer network. I immidiately thought "Of course the pr0n industry will be all over this." Two seconds later, he said "The porn industry has shown a lot of interest in this.", to the amusement of the audience.

    An un-related highlight of the conference, for me, was the demonstration of the computer systems developed and used by the Kameda Medical Group.

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  82. Digital underwear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Care instructions: Wipe with damp cloth when the "change underwear" inicator is lit.

  83. It's already started, and in a very good way by EaTiN+cOfFeE+bEaNs · · Score: 1
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  84. Chick wear? by elgrinner · · Score: 1

    Do geeks have to wear bras and skirts to be considered 'up to date'?
    I'd hate to see Cowboy Neal follow that trend...

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  85. Technology transfer by r_j_prahad · · Score: 1

    Technology transfer is term used to denote the civilian adoption of technologies that were originally designed with a solely military use in mind. One of the most interesting with respect to wearable tech has to be the active camouflage fabrics the Army is developing. Think of it as a giant-scale LCD display that can be cut and stitched and worn.

    What this means is that a 300 pound chick will be able to project a photo of Britney Spears over her torso and you won't know what happened until the next day when all your friends at work point at you and start laughing.

  86. crashing by smatt-man · · Score: 1

    What if the (non-linux brand of cloths) crashes while you're wearing it? Will the ctrl-alt-del become a dance move at popular night clubs? Or even worse... the cpu in my 'embeded' underwear over heats and burns my junk? Or my socks become fragmented?

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  87. Microsoft teams up with Gucci by lmahan · · Score: 1

    It was reported today that Gucci is designing a new clothing line for the chic and smart. The line will include Microsoft's new Windows PC (Personable Chic) software and run on only 1 TByte of embedded memory. The new line will also include the latest v-chip meeting the latest specifications from Homeland Security and RIAA.

  88. Is fashion dictated by the industry or to it? by sielwolf · · Score: 1

    I thought the industry only followed trends bubbled up to it (hence the need for cool hunters in areas ranging from music to shoes to fashion)? That whole defusion research on the adaptation of x into a population.

    And people (on average) are very finicky about what they wear. A common misconception is that clothing is just a utilitarian thing: carry your keys, protect you from the elements, etc. In fact, clothing is social shorthand for broadcasting certain things about yourself to others and this functionality is the only use of clothing for most people. Ask any clique of 13 year old girls.

    You have a nice sweater from A&F. Your group of friends approve. It says something. You add a damn PDA onto the sleeve, well, that says something too (and it's up to the wearer to decide if that message is important). Otherwise the button-down shirt would've been replaced with the velcro'd orange jumpsuit. And no matter how hard industry tries to push said jumpsuit, you won't see one in a school or club without a large smattering of irony.

    Not to say that wearable tech won't make it (I think a sly Steve McQueen-esque turtleneck with a speaker cellphone built into it would be kinda fly [*ring*, puts fingers on neck, "Hello? Hey! Rodney..."]) but it won't be because some manager at American Eagle willed it into being.

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  89. I can just hear... by softspokenrevolution · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can just hear the excuse some girl will come up with to not go out with me on a Friday...

    "I'm sorry, I'm defragging my pants that day.

    1. Re:I can just hear... by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1
      But you have a ready response...

      That's okay babe, I wanna defrag YOU...

  90. Score -2, Misinformative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the Dvorak you are referencing (John Dvorak) writes for a PC mag.

    No. The Dvorak he was referencing invented an alternate keyboard layout. John Dvorak had nothing to do with the Dvorak keyboard layout.

    Go through your list of 'knowledge' some time and ask yourself how much of it is factual, and why you believe it is.

  91. Wearable clothing! by E1v!$ · · Score: 1

    I predict that in 10 years 100% of the clothing people have on their bodies will be WEARABLE.

    From medicine, to science, to fashion "10 years" really means "someday we hope". The cure for Aids, alzheimers and celiac has been 10 years away for 20 years now.

    I think 'wearable' computing for the forseeable future (10-20 years) will be restricted to PDAs, Cel phones and watches with mix and match functionality, increasingly the difference between them will be a choice of 'style' rather than giving up major features.

    I think cel phones are going to win out over the others. They all have clocks, most of them are coming with some sort of PIM. More importantly, phones are about connecting with PEOPLE, not just data; people have a reason to carry them other than "geeking out".

    All we need is some good NAND memory and a universal architecture (java mobile or transmeta anyone?).

    Now if I could just get Samsung to listen to me about their phone apps......

  92. Re:ahh dvorak (I'm the OP) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I did it anonymously as to not get modded down, then I got a +5! I tried to learn dvorak about a year ago but just didn't have the patience. Do you actually see benefits?

  93. are they stealing my Video Jacket Prototype? by pensivemusic · · Score: 1

    for entertainment especially, i agree. most every teen people would crave an all LED video and audio surrounding, buildin some max powered sub-woofer speakers and add a full 65K+ color display to shock and amaze and they will buy them in carloads!!! make and roll your own environments dude