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  1. Still true on Sun Says Hardware Will Be Free · · Score: 1

    There is no such thing as a free lunch.

  2. no more linux hacks on Xbox Next to Include PC/Console Hybrid Option? · · Score: 1

    I think Micro$oft is using this as a why of stopping linux hacks on the xbox. If this runs windows, then it probably needs windows to run the games on it. If you wipe it out and put linux on it, no more running console games. Now you just have an expensive linux box when you could buy a emachine for $200 and get the same results.

  3. Re:So... on Teaching History In Schools With Video Games · · Score: 1

    Castle Smurfenstien!

  4. Re:A Better solution... on The Economics of Executing Virus Writers · · Score: 1

    Make them be on the end of a 1-800 support line for computer illiterate people to call to get *their* virus removed.

  5. imagine... on In The Works: Windows For Supercomputers · · Score: 1

    a beowulf cluster of PCs running Windows...

    We will need a new unit for measuring the speed of Windows clusters: BSPS = Blue Screens Per Second (smaller numbers are better)

  6. food on Best Results From Bartering Computer Services? · · Score: 1

    I get a lot of food and gift certificates for restaurants for setting up the network at my son's private school. Maybe they think I don't eat enough since I'm a skinny computer geek...

  7. Re:Santa Claus on Process Improvements in the Kernel Development · · Score: 1

    that would better track which developers had handled source code contributions.

    To find out who's naughty or nice.

  8. Re:Not tech support, but an installation... on Worst Explanation From Tech Support? · · Score: 1

    I have Charter, and they won't do anything for me because I use Linux. Even if all the lights are off on my cable modem and I use a router/firewall. So now when I call, I just tell them I have Windows... I feel so ashamed, but it's the only way to get them to fix their end.

  9. Grocery getters on Internet Grocery Shopping Slowly Gaining Ground · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that we'll start calling bigger, older computers grocery getters?

  10. Gifts on Tongue-Controlled Gameboy Advance SP Launched · · Score: 1

    What do you do if your Grandma gives you one as a gift? Or worse... your uncle...

  11. Re:Big Rip vs. Black Holes on Chandra Provides Support For Dark Energy · · Score: 1

    I had one of those once, it left some dark matter in my boxers...

  12. payoff on Economics of Online Gaming · · Score: 1

    the equivalent of $3.42 (U.S.) per hour.

    If I play 20 hours a day, I could be raking in almost $500 a week...

  13. Re:Imaging CD on The Windows Security Nightmare · · Score: 1

    One of our company's Dell systems with XP Pro and all the patches has 4.46 GB used on the C drive, with no apps installed.

  14. Imaging CD on The Windows Security Nightmare · · Score: 1

    In the days of Windows 98, you could put a Ghost image of your system on a bootable cd and just re-image every few months. I don't think you could fit an XP installation on 1 CD, DVD probably would work. That way all your driver's and apps could be already installed.

    I don't get any worms on my Linux system... strange...

  15. Linux on Jerry on Linus Not The Father Of Linux, According to Report · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can see it now...
    Jerry: And now the results of the DNA testing... Linus, you are... not the fater!

    Linus: You slut! I knew it. F**k you! [throws his chair back and walks off the set]

  16. Gold on Wiring a Neighborhood? · · Score: 1

    How about some gooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllld?

  17. BS on Manure-Powered Generators On The Rise · · Score: 1

    ...recent legislation has made it more widespread.

    They've been shoveling bullshit to us for years.

  18. Re:LINs (like VINs?) Hack on SuSE 9.1 Available for Download · · Score: 1

    Then all you gotta do is ask the person for their LIN number and you know everything about their distribution and release!

    Like how to hack into it's security flaws? SSH...

  19. trust on Evoting in the News · · Score: 1

    ...released a poll showing that the majority of Americans trust those machines.

    Majority of Americans? or majority of Americans who bothered to fill out the poll while they were voting at an e-voting machine?

  20. Training issue / policy on Spyware Becoming Worst Tech Support Problem · · Score: 1

    My experience as a technician in the business world is that spy war should be more of a training issue than a support issue. The users at my office know they are going to get chewed a new one if I find bonzi buddy and the like on their computer. Our company has a very strick policy about installing software on their computers. Our firewalls and proxies block most everything, plus we don't give users administrative rights to their computers. I rarely find spyware any more, except on the occasional old win98 pc. Companies need to let IT departments get tough on users, instead of bending over backwards for them. I guess that's why I like working where I do.

  21. Girls Gone Orbital on NASA Needs Prize Contest Ideas · · Score: 1

    I think they need to find some hot astro-babes. Then more people would watch the internation space station cams. More people watching means, higher ratings, higher ratings means more money from sponers.

  22. Re:What about... on NASA Needs Prize Contest Ideas · · Score: 3, Funny

    What are you doing Dave?

  23. femail, dah on What Sex is Your Robot? · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's an easy one... Good robots are expensive to build, take a lot of maintenance to keep them happy, and frequent trips to the store.
    That sounds like a woman to me. And no, I am not single...

  24. Re:Yup on City-Sized Asteroid to Pass Earth This Fall · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new Dinosaur overlords and their superiour technology.

  25. Re:WMDs on Diamond Age Approaching? · · Score: 1

    We must comb the desert!
    [insert Spaceballs image here]