I just can't help but picture Darl, locked in his office, giggling his ass off while watching the stock ticker on SCO go up everytime he released some FUD.
The 196 frames in that composite are pretty close to the the actual size of the CMOS sensor in the "35mm" digital cameras. If you had a big wad of cash burning a hole in your tailored pants, you could mount those sensors onto the backplane of an 8x10 view camera.
I don't think even a Carl Zeiss lens can actually resolve a billion pixels, but it's worth a shot. Isn't it?
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It takes all the fun out of a friendly-fire incident if your sergeant can just respawn.
Now they are selling us the ink to copy and illuminate whatever manuscripts we want.
Since I'm pretty sure those ancient monks never had permission to copy any of the works they did, does that make them the original data pirates?
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So it's pretty much what geeks do at home, sans campfire and threat of animal attacks?
So how many shares of SCO do you own?
I just can't help but picture Darl, locked in his office, giggling his ass off while watching the stock ticker on SCO go up everytime he released some FUD.
How useful is this?
Will we have to start making Xerox copies of our asses to ride the subway?
Don't be mad when I offer the middle one.
Seriously, this is pretty damn cool.
Will Bill now start paying the Israeli government to use Microsoft products?
The idea of actually paying for music online is still regarded as satirical by some?
EBCDIC Forever!
Wait a minute. Are there any non-Asian memory manufacturers?
I have plenty of them in-house already.
Dueling vaporware.
We pollute, you comply.
I don't think even a Carl Zeiss lens can actually resolve a billion pixels, but it's worth a shot. Isn't it?
Do not let that guy with the prehensile uvula mangle the song The Road Goes Ever On like he did in the Rankin/Bass cartoon.
Like beating the Bishop?
No, I'm not a deviant, I'm just making a point.
a double moral hazard would be an evening with the Hilton sisters.
And I don't think they'll be rising again after this shark-jumping stunt.
Sincerely,
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Darl McBride, you have been scheduled for termination.